#general-chat
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Very bad
Wtf
Mujhe jhulade
Deadpool molest hi hoga rehta
Vc aaja
Badiya bro
How was your day
jaldi aa
mana kia tha, udhar mitti matt daala krr, ugg gya na lund 
Konse
Aaja bhidla
Kal ana

Tujhe kya tu jhul na
Chup chap
12 baje ke baad naya din 
Padhai kiya
aur zyada kn

Jimne log hai
Goodmorning
injection nikaalo haath se pehle
Boht vc hai jisme log hai
Specifically bta

Teri g m dal du 
😭
hi
aapka lun injection jitna patla hai?
Areeee talibani aa gye
ye suar fir yhi pada h
Bhagooo
Meow sambhog mt kr gc mein
Sambhog se Sambhav yaad aagye 
Ab toh dua lipa ke mic pe mootunga
jab b aau dikhjata h ye deadpool

Lund hota hai
haan to lele
Haa ab theek hu
De deee
Alhamdulillah
😭

krlia dinner?
Sbke lun lete rhta
I am winning bro I'm gay

bachale tere papa ko aj raat fir hmse
apne dono hi straight hai 
give me duddu
Jaldi se lelo chai thandi hogyi
Bklode ek chante mein hosh thikane mein aa jayegi

bhai mai fluid mechanics padhte padhte yaha kese aagya
sorry

sab ye meow suar ki galti h
attract krleta h sala
Bhaiii
Bhenchod teri fluid mechanics ni khatam hori kya bernoulli se shaadi krle manega bsdke

isear
banao zi
pehle ek gaadi aati thi koi, taali bajane prr chlne lagti thi
fir ek din Meowww mere ghar pe aaya
gaadi ke tyres ghisss gye chl-chlkr
Give tea
bernoulli ki mkc bhai ek baar bernoulli ko burnlulli padhlia tha bezzati hogyi thi seniors k saamne

Very good
Idhar toh main bday party mein betha hu

Pizza

Aurrr

Acchaaa
I wish yeh meowww mere baare me kuch na likh rha ho 😭
@hasty lark likhna zara
What did you eat for dinner
When you are on raina's gc talking to people but then you start to crave dih and think that little bit of dih here and there might not be bad
secretly waiting ngl 
Bhaii padh leta hu

I had chicken 

Dps mom: kal maine ek chutt ka mela dekha
Faiz: wow kal maine bhi ek lunn ka mela dekha
Dps mom: are wahh kha laga tha yeh mela
Faiz: aapki chuutt mai
@viscid ivy @viscid ivy gudnaite
😭 wtf

What kind
Wtf
goodnight balak 
Itni jaldii
dps? deadpoolsmom?

ily mere suar bhai deadpool
Autotype ho gaya thoda
Gravy
are you fr
Im jealous
ly2 bhaiya 
Bwahaha
Pizza is good too
yeh lo 🌹
Ab dono ek room mein jao
Thankss
You both need a room
Axam ma rep


Dedpool


Jo baat main course mein hai woh baat aajkal pijja wagera mein nhi hai
Regs 
Yehi krne lage sab kuch
Deadpool aa tuzhe rassi se bandh du 
Le ja is bille ko
saamuhik balaatkaar
yess daddy
Das my time
Ik you’re interested 
Sajanya goodnight
Sambhog goodnight
bechara dedpool joh aata hai gaali de jaata, sabse pehle mai
bhaiiii reddit mkc log sachme sourav joshi ki dadi pe simp krte hnnn, meri gand fatt giii
Goodnighttt

After 1 anything works 🕺
Tiya tiya o tiya tiya

Bhai koi genuinely gay hai kya idhar? Jokes apart bro I'm finding a partner for sexting.
@coral walrus
@viscid ivy
Deadpool uss din ek transgender ke saath sex krra thaa, maine surprise hoke pucha Abe yeh kya toh bolta
A cake is a cake even with a candle 
baap ne paise lagake bete ko bada kiya ki paise kamake dega
bete ko lund dekhna hai dc pe
Philosophical
@viscid ivy @brisk shore @tribal patrol @brazen seal

deadpool bhai is bday ap meri candle blow krdo..plsss
lund se haath dho betha
Abee 😭😭😭
Pent 3 come, koi vella hai tu
abe ye voi chotibachhi h?vc me
Bro watching dih and stroking one is another wordly feeling.
Try someday maybe and u will get it
Atleast better than watching your mrbeast or carryminati.
your mom ki shoot 💅
@arctic kelp oye dhokebaaz 
bhai mai chala
Fluids padhne?
hnn

ek ghanta padhlunga
Bhai 6 mahine se wahi padh raha h
23 se endsem h

besties in trio 1
6 mahine ka hota h ek sem
bhai 5
Tu usse zyada padh liya
ya idk
Bhai yeh saal kya jaldi gaya
bhai pta ni chala bhao
Laadle
dhokhebaaz hogi tere bsf
@cinder steppe bhai yeh net itna ganda kese hai
wo to hmesha ka h
uska hai mera nhi
Wo toh hai

bhai cant wait till tomorrow
dusre kisiki stream chalana ek baari
Kal ana kal
Choro bhai saal accha khatam ho raha yehi acchi baat h

Ho gaya naya din 
ohh shi mai iss kalwe ishow speed ka kharab hai
lode lagne wale hn bhai,23 se exams, new year eve gaya mera

Itni thi dosti thi 😥
kya chuda hu bccc

sahi kahaaa


@cinder steppe bhai ek baar samay ka sv stream karna, dekhna hai admin ka pov
Tu mera dushman hai
Regular ko unban krwa dena

Bhaii mere insta ki to masud gyi
Wow we got this reunion before gta 6

ek cheez yaad rakhlena bhai zindagi me, modiji virgin ni h unhone desh ki g maari h
🤣
Itni hi dushmani thi 😥
Heyo 
deadpool ko ban karaunga
Bhai Modi ne xi ping ke saath sex kiya tha

han
Kal maine dekh liya
Sojaa chadarmod
meloni k saath dhoka
yaar 3 min hogye deadpool ko gaali ni di
jaldi aa vai kuch tea dunga
Haa yr
Headphones sahi mein ded haii 
Konsa wala
yaar suarrr deadasss
Ek hi to active h gendu
Tujhe kese pta hack hua hai 
Kuch bhi to random activity nhi hui uspe
Tu bhi ho hi Jaa na 
Nhi hui 
Pswd reset hua h uska
zandu balm kiski alt hai
lolu
Deadpool ka ek cheez Maine notice kiya

kya

Yeh hamesha gay sex mein vyast rehta hai

Hellooo
Deadpool suhaag raat pe bhi gc pe sexting karega
Catfish krrhi 

Ab kya hoga 
madar***
ulta catfish
Yes
aapko ni bola
Balak kya hai

Buddhu
Not you mayank
Joh mrrko psnd hote
Hein
meko laga adi bhai bhi Deadpool ban gaye kya
Kese pasand
Adi bhi ajkal isse ly ly krta
So high possibility
Soch vo hack hogyi

Maine kab ly kiya isko
Bhai dur rehna padega tum logo se mujhe
He's a pyaara banda tho
maine dekha tha

@limber maple chala gaya??
I agree
Joh thodi bohot mere andr life bachi thi woh pata ni bhai ne kya dikhake khtm kardi
Abb mai hu hii itna lovable 
Soch vo hack hogyi or tere noodes leak hogye 
@viscid ivy love you


ly2 bhaiya 

abse isolate ho jaunga new year pe dikhunga seedha
Deadpool kuch toh krra hai
Abhi Aastik rehta to kuch ganda bolta
neend aari


Polo app ka ambassador
Par tu hai isliye rehne deta hu
Yeh Deadpool bc aastik ki g m hi accha lagta h
Deadpool
Kya kru ab mai 
Aa, teri aankhon me mutthi maardu

Tu zoe? 

Dono ek dusre ki g mai hi rehte
Dee woh toh
massage n all


Trio 1 chala jau kya


Itne lole together kese lg gye 
Oye terko cambio aata h?

10 din lagenge
How are you
Kuch unusual ho to btana 


jese?
Abe yaar
Idk 

Anymore

breakup hogya


lundke

Hafte mein 3rd time
Tff
Kuch yaad aayaaa bhot zor se

- trust issues
Jiska bhi breakup ho woh deadpool se sampark kre
Madarchod mayank
Kha h mayank
Ye mayank ki gand bdi vibrate krti h


Mayank kon hai
Tera bhi brekap hogya kya

Hai ek kachifta
Humara*
Wow
Takli ganji bklodi
Lol
breakup se yeh yaad aagyi
@bruce
Tujhe ni pata??

Are toh Deadpool
Nhi
Hn
Don't!
Mujhe bhi btao
Koi bdhiya movie btao


Dekh leta hu

Bore hora
Thikke
Okay



Maa chudaye mujhe kya
I sawww

Main bhi sun skta hu kya
Abe zandu tu h kaun
What
Bb lagrhi
Balak 
Portrait of a lady on fire
bhai kya baate horhi merko include karo
Ye kya hai
Naam regular krke aa
Movie 
No kon mc kiya

Genre?
Romancee
@hasty lark give me back all those flowers 
Hurt krdia aapne
Achha

Fir toh tujhe kata hi h 
Lgbtq 😝
Aree re ree
Joke bbg
Fir to Joyland dekho

Yk ily na
Bura sa lagra

Nhi
Kya mast movie thi
Tell

Bhaii ye nautanki krra
jaata hu, so hi jaana chaiye tha
Sab theek ho jayega
Then u said no
Mujhe bhi janna hai 
What genre
100ju deads said no
tujhe sab bata rakha hai, fir bhi jaanna hai 
nvm
Kb konsi baat
Deep
It’s a NO
Konsa


Privately bata do, gc me nhi 
Aap kon? 
Jo ro raha h

Bruh
Roye mere dushman

merko bhi bata oye
Merko bhi

Mujhe khud nii pta

Chutti kitni boring rehti hai bc
@viscid ivy neend me hai kya tu 😭
Deadpool we still friends?
Deadpool we still friends?
Deadpool why we still friends?
Deadpool we still friends?
(yes)
ofc
Deadpool we still frens 😝

kyuki... isliye
🌹

Yes, with a full stop
Yeh isko block kardo
Bhai manta hu mai tujhe 
Yeh Zayn Joey jaisa dikh raha thoda
Bhaiii


Deadpool 😏meri zindagi 🥳mein 🤙🏼 wapas aajao 😠
zayn or joey kese same dikh skte
Similarity to hai
Khudko krna chahiyeee
Looks mai nahi

Unki pfp lagane wale pe
Soujanya didi suno suno
@arctic kelp Pooks tag
Cya hai
Neend 

regular hi ban jau kya
Pooks
Han
Cb yahi h 
mai toh smart hu
Soja
nahi
Jaa na chomudi
Not sleepy rn
Yes
Sojao chotu don
Pucha kyu fir
Deadpool se wapas dosti karwado😍
Woh aapka gulaam haina 😏
Sunday no pilates?
Off
Joh bhi aap bolne wale the uska opposite karta
Yeh dalla blocked hi theek hai
Koi to hai, frustrate krne wala
Deadpool se wapas dosti karwado😍
Woh aapka gulaam haina 😏-someone in gc
le chal
Noice 
Deadpool plz unblock kardo

Yess
How was your day
Haan 
kisi kaam toh aaye dost
Gn crabby

Soujanya didi thoda source lagao 🥳

Good nightttt
dusri baar hogya bhadwe
😭😭

😭
abh shi mai lafda hoga toh ni aaunga
@viscid ivy @fluid lotus Good nighttt
hypotheticals. is AFK: woh toh marr gai... Rest in peace
- a year ago
Mere ghar dinner tha aaj
Goodnight 
Mujhe to nhi bola
Byeee 
Oh wow
Family gathering?
Good night
Bhai tu hi friend banja 😍
Crabby reached peak nonchalant behaviour
Keh rha tha mai 
Yes, a cousin is getting married next week
So like for her
Good naite
Ab Deadpool nhi maanega 😔
with u?
Ohhhh cutee
Kya menu
sori about that
@hasty lark ded tag
She's 30


😭
@hasty lark meri yaadon me zinda hai 
glucose pe choke krke marr gya
💔💔 dushman dushman na raha 😓
Arre mkc aaatmaaa!!

Mera dost @hasty lark na rha abh


Chicken 65, Mutton korma naan/pav, Biryani
Zinda hai
And gajar ka halwa
OH YUM


Time to leave this sv
Deadpool 😏tumhe maa ke doodh🍼 ki kasam
Unblock karo🤭
Yess
Jaat ki 13vi ho tab maara samjna 
yeh nonu, dalla 
😔😔😔
It indeed was a no
Nonu do I know you
Sometimes
Dost 
All I think about is you
No
merko aajkal har msg pe hasi aane lggyi hai
I wish

Bhaiii mujhe toh ni aati
Idk it's weird
Nonchalant sigma hu
dushman
Galti
K


I wish for so much
Delusional hai
Deadpool ki saari crushes reveal kardo
For certain situations to be different
Mehu
emotionless ni likha tha
aap mai kya kami h
To be
Yeh hasa kaun
Different


Kal kuch naya leke aaunga 😏
Yeh CB 
Exam se phle vale existential crisis
Kami hi toh nhi hai
Wo toh meri ek dushman h

nhi hoon
Kami h toh sahi dimag ki 
Delusional
Crabby hai to talented ong 
Nhi hoga aisa kuch, kitna negative sochti hai

100janya itni emotionless hai isko maine poocha kal kaise hai bolti
jaise sab hote
I thought bhondu log can be friends
Nonchalant peak
hai


Ek baar 🤭unblock 🥳karo na
Saare talents dikhaata 😏
Tu hai

Aankhon mein dard hogya
Ab padhte time headache hota

Kyuuu
100janya itni emotionless hai isne bf nahi direct ex banaliya
Ex onlifren

Pura bola kro
Bc
Maths to logical hota hai

Emotionless
abe mai khudki baat ni karra tha
Emotionless toh
in general bola
Saujanya did aap Bangladesh se hona


Hn
bhondu bhaalus
Tereko bech dungi
Emotionless to mai hu
Haan mai ne kal padha tha
Sigma
Maths ki ma ki kuchpui
us
Hatt tmkc
Soujanya news me aane lagi kya
Topic ka naam btao
Han
Triggered insaan ka fan h kya tu

Elementary Real analysis
I like alpit bala songs
Hatt tmkc

Oo garam garam ande garam garam
I highly doubt
100janya hai toh sweet ngl



Armpit bala

onlifren
kaale zadoo se bachne ke liye kya kya karna pdta
Sbka yhi chlrha aajkl

nonu dalle, teri mkc me chai chaan dunga
Chup krke sojaa
Pehli baar suna ye to
Emotions hi nhi dikhara
Kya hota hai ismein
Kash mene kbhi na suna hota
Exponential? Calculus?
@arctic kelp aapko bolra hai kya🤣
Hahahah chutiye
Vo lift wala meme dekha hai na?
Us se kya hoga
Dushmann naa karein dost no vo kaam kiya hai ♪♪

Dikhara bola hai
Dikhati bolta
Nvm
Regs oligospermia se mare
Padh liya ab to
Naaaa
Aaj bhai wo water filter ki servicing karne aaye toh bolte bhaiya paani pila do maine bola bhaiya yeh pura aapka hi hai toh ghoorne laga bc 
Tabhi to
Kash mene bhi padh lia hota
yeh koi gadi ka naam hai kya
luxury si
Google krke aaya

Back agyi kya
Aur na jao iskool
Yeh toh hona hi tha
Wo baar laga koi sperm ka naam h
Aani hi chahiye
Ab to mai khtm
Ek do baar back to
Banda kaam ka
Tu kutte ki maut mrna prefer krta hai?
Yaa tatto me paani bharna?
Hydrocil se marega tu to
Tabhi to mature hota hai insan

When I don't perform well in academics
"Joh bolta hai usko hi hota hai"

I feel so worthless
Woh bhi bikar ho jayenge v soon
Prolly das the only thing I care about
Yea
Or I hv become this way


The thing is I don't
Bhai roz 8 ghante padhai kiya karo 🤭
Oligospermia (AH-li-go-SPER-me-uh) is the medical term for a low sperm count
Fir toh mare kya yeh bhadwaa paida bhi isi ke saath hua tha 
I mean all you're involved in is academics
yeh strawberry or zandu kabse ek dusre se baat kare kya, maine socha bokhla gye

To fir disappointment or satisfaction to bss us se hi related hoga na
You feel worthess when u have no aim in life
😞 sahi soch rha hai bhai
Bhai yeh 100ju doctor kya banri bc ab comeback Mai bhi beemariyan likhne lagi


Nooo im into other things...I have so many hobbies but academics just gives me a purpose
Just want to timepass
Ans pass the whole day
Or when you don't perform as well as you expected you will
😭😭😭
Bimaariyon se yaad aaya 
What hobbies
Accha chhod, ban hogya vo to
Bye 50ju gn
soja
hoshiyar toh hai tu
Putting in the work only help in this situation
Not by crying like a bitch on a public gc
pehle hi kaale zadoo wali bengalan upr se gandi bimariyo ke naam bhi pata hai
bc block kardeta hu
any1 valo
Putting in the work only help in this situation
Not by crying like a bitch on a public gc
Tu hai hi buddhi si
wrinkles wali
Mujhe ranjhana dobara dekhni hai
Monjulika with MBBS degree

@balmy dagger smjhi?
Jiss din se 50ju ko follow Kiya beemar pad gaya

Kitna delusional sa hai
100ju or dedpool ko kuch bhi bollo chidte nahi hai
Sketching, painting, writing, crocheting, reading, crafting, maths puzzles, games, collecting things mostly junk

Emotionless hoon
Fielding set ho gyi 
oh wait 100ju....
chid jaati

Maskaa lagakrr yeh dalla kuch bhi bol deta hai


Ye to bohot jyada hai , itna time mil jaata hai ?
"fuck u bhai"
Tu roya mtt krr yrr



It's just I'm pouring out idc about you guys ik you won't help me any ways..better wud hv been to write it in my diary but I'm lazy for that
dedpool
Fomo 
maine uss din 100 ko emo kardiya🤣
Kabb?

Bhai woh hobbies nhi karti hogi
Instead mobile mein time bitaa rahi hogi


Kind of yes whenever I feel like
abe uss din isse group leave karrwadiya tha maine
10/10 ragebait
No I'm not pointing you out it was just sarcasm , that guy thought I was crying about my failures so I just directed it to you as a joke , hope you don't mind
Feel like more

I was having a bad day
tf
Naah das fine
Pura batana zayn
🤣🤣🤣
Insta wala na

Rawat ki kachori khilaunga
Haaa

Don't set expectations I'd say

Helps
Yaad hai


btaunga🤣


fir dm karke leke aaya tha mai isko wapis🤣

Abe non chalant log aise group chhod dete h kya
😭😭😭
Abe
Yeh sab gyaan chudai se kuch nhi badlega @balmy dagger
Aim banao ek life mein mehnat karo.
Timepass karne idhar aaja
Jaa na
Gn
Chomu
100ju so emotionless she got emotional



tu kon hai be
@arctic kelp chalant tag
I just wrote fuck you bhai
and then left the group🤣
Nonchalant*


Isko



Abhi bolna tha

yeh le
