#general-chat
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babla ji kese ho
Maine to #writers-trial m post krke
Oh bc mai bhi likhti hu kuch deep
weekend pr bhi
Mast late utha brunch kra aur vapis bed pr zinda laash ki tarah pd gya

scary likhde kucj
Wallah habibi
Mere ghar pe hojaye toh laash ban jati hai

eyy boss
Kuch to likha hai bhai rhyming
Urdu mein
role dedo mods
imagine kisi ko smjh hi na aaye


Ssup

Kya bey praveen
Haan bhai
Yo sup
bahut

Mst wby
Bhadwe rang ke
Harvard ki applications kar rhai hu kisiki 
bhadwaa bolte hi @silk pivot aagya
Messiah
Water ๐
Fire ๐ฅ
Hein kudh Harvard gai hai
Pakad mera lun tera bhai mast hai, pakad toh mai khud bhi skta pr note ghinne mai dono hath vyast hai

nhi padh rha itna lamba
Nahi
Yeah
madarchod meri line merpe hi
hii 100ju
Nhi btaungi
Hello thickass
slip of hand
Har college mein thodi jaati hu jinke apps karti hu bc
Zayn fake accnt
no u thick ass 
chup chutiye
woh toh sahi baat hai

Karau ban
karwa
Bichare ki future kharab mat kar

Bsdka chala gya
yeh zayn
Kon
Rukja 5 min
meri old pfp khn gyi
Ban krwao isko
Bohot acchi consultant hu bhai mai
kyu
Kisko ban karwana hai
onlifren nhi hai zayn
Kon hai fir
i miss regs
Me aaj hi ban hua hu ๐ญ permanently acc delete hogaya
kharab hai zayn
WTF
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
regs accha hai
i agree
Me boka tha pange mat le
are easy h just walk 5k steps daily and apne maintanance kcal se 200-300 kcal kam khao and sugar cutoff krdo pura , 1 mahine me ho jayegaa
uski ek dost hua karti thi 100janya woh bhi achi thi abh badal gyi
Bklodo ne minor ka report mar dia


Deserved
Wtf
Hasi ari bc
minor
Tune khud likha tha woh
@trail shale
1 month ka Nitro liya tha
Free mai milta hai wo bsdk
wo praVEEN wala id ?
mera bday hai aaj
Tu lagayega 850๐ญ๐
wish karo
Nahi bsdk paise diye hai

kaisi kaisi reels bhejti hai yeh @arctic kelp


How old
rip
Achha dikha order id
"dekhta hoon kon karega id ban"

Us
Kuch to faltu chiz
Messiah ne mje dila diye aaj
But discord verify nai karta kya
Below
Reported

hai na
Im
+1
adharcard thodi dekhta hai

But gmail
Billi to choda saal ka hai
Dog*
Ur mom
I dont wanna try it now

Kiska fake accnt h try karo
@viral hill
Nhi hoga ban krle
Ye zakham pe namak dalra
aise likhne ban nhi hua hoga
Praveen bhai cheeti mar gyi kuch nhi hua
bkl apne noodle bhej rha hoga
Hindi me likh k deko

เคเคพเคเคกเฅ
Agya
rebuild it
Bhai agar
Re make
How old r u bro 
Praveen - tera
13 reasons why
Ha kya

Tu kitna sv se ban hua h
Ek server se hi 6 baar hua hoon
4-5 se to hoon
Jyada explore nhi krta m
Servers
it was a lesson
sbke saath hota h, and 1-2 week ke andar 1 month nitro bhi mil jayega
Bdiya tu bta
oye cool paaanchodaa
@frozen dew me first time hua aaj


Kese
vadiyaa veere tu kiddaan
@frosty flame 


Tu mera chung la
USA - Ai h
@woven wadi


id ban krwadi maine bechare ki mazak mein ๐ญ
Kartik pure server da chung la
ehnu pata hi nhi ki hunda chung
๐ฅฐ

๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ

Ohh paji tenu m kenda ki kuch kudiye naal party sharty ho jandi to
chi bkl
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ

Chung la kya hota
cool chung ke dss enhu
Amit shah da bhi chung skda
Chung la mera cool
Hi gng
Tere muh ch baal chle jaane fer
chocolate mumma
Hi cutu
Chung ke dassi
kaise ho
Chris Gayle da chocolaty mumma
Bdiya bhai tu bta
chal pencho
mai mumma chungu tu ohda lun chung li
@south wasp

Mai te jaana hi nai
tennu le ke jau
Hala lada
Hala lada
Tere naal kde v na jau
Ksa ha
Mast ha ta kasa ha
Ma bha thak ha yr massu
lada lala 
mai bhi good
kahan ho aajkal
koi ni tu mera lun chug li khush reh tu
Massu too bha aafis ma ha?
Chd...kaisi chlri prep teri?
can u shut up im not messiah
Chiiii
Han yr ofis ma ha
taraka naha bala
can u shut up im not messiah
theek chlri hai
Taa kaam kar na lada
Aba yr ye log mara sa nagotiation kar ra ha
Marako naha km Krna ha quotation
Mara nambar da da anka mkc
Chup gwar
Aba ta ciya kraga
Nagashiate
tu chupa
Aba Naha Krna ha nagashit
Lala mera

bund?
Bhai 3.5 lakh me kya kam karu
Ma nagashiate krke unko manipulate krunga phir wo 4 lakh deke jayenge
Dedo
bund bund se sagar banta hai
Dadanga bha labu
Ta kadar ha
@trim moon
Bhai konsi language h yawr
Ma chandagar
lediz first tu de pehle
Tu lega?
Ghr pa ha caya
tuhadi dui
Na bha ghar pa na ha
Ew krep
Ofis ca cam ksa chalra ha
Sax


Ofis ka boss car ra ha ka tara sat sax
Mara nambar dada
No
Mara sa baat karti ha wo
Tara lia dusri ka danga
Acha lrki ka dana
Aba taramakachat
Basdawala
Kamana
Katta kahaka
Taramakalunhaikyalawra
This one hurt ๐ katta kahdia
Lrki ka pacha ta katta ha ha
Ham sara katta ha
Ma shar ha
Aba ma shar ha shar
Mast gya 
@trail shale















good jobbb
Ki kar rahe ho paji? Je jagana hi aa taan sirf maar-maari karo.
good morning
time hai yeh morning ka

Aur vai nakululululu


Yoooo
Good Morning
Good morning
Good Morning


๐ฒ
Any lukrer fren?
Or nahi hona ban ๐ญ
Wapas mil jaega 


Ki haal chal neegaji
Good morning
Bhai shyam hori konse nashe karra
Any lurker
sab changa, aap batao

yesss, bhi orbs wale se kaam chala lo
Heyyyyy
im condom

Yo bro
Dead chat
Hi milano
aa rahe kya
Waddup
snooker khelne
Wtf is happened at bengol bhaii
Kese khelte hai
dm dekhlo
mamta ki mkc
badhiya he bhai kam se kam marega to nahi zehrili hawa se
Bhai ...๐ญ๐ญ๐๐พ
pehle bhi raato mai
Mene recently ronaldo ka statue dekha
aksar hi chahat ke haan
Ek min
sapne pirota thaaa
@trail shale check pictures
Yo sagggy

how r u luv
"I feel bad , try this " tune sirf yahi bataya hai 
Gud gud wbu ...

Yes sags finally you accepted it
i k
Good job
purana hai woh kaafi
try kro naa woh, id wapis mil jayegi
Wtf is that


link not allowed
penaldo 
for u
Waise messi ka statue decent hain lekin ...10m kiski gaand me daale
saggy koi link bhej ke dikha
Rehnedo yar no worries
Pitti kardungaa 
messi ka camp nou mein banega

Laporta se camp nou ka stadium nhi ban rhaa woh statue bnayega

Ye link accepted hai
Send a gif

yet to bypass that
Send yt video link
i think mods will ban me ๐ญ
Ab aya na line pe
unka bot kamjor hai isme meri kya galti

Aisa
kon
praven
Kaise ho bhai
โค๏ธcutie ๐ฎ
@arctic kelp โค๏ธ cutie ๐ฎ

Arey apko hi yaad kar rh th bass

Desperate
Didi h wo meri
bhosdike

Good

Teri ma ki soot
Behensot

Tu zidar dikhega udar aake marega mei
Mai Bihar me milunga
Madarsod
Bihari logo ko to Nepal se exchange krdena chahiye
Dimag ke andho se better hai aankh ke andhe lelo
Bihar mai baddies nhi sirf gandigis hoti
I love Bihar tho
Bihar Mata ki jai
๐ฌ
itne things btake easy bolte ho
Wah


Dekho batata hu
Hie polo

meri discipline achi nhi h
Google me kcal calculator search karo and details daal do
How is it my season
Ozempic miljaye India me
Oh oki
Whi h na jitna meri body bina kuch exercise burn kr skti
I know that
Jitna bhi maintaince kcal aayega na uss 200 kcal kam khana
Meri control me thodi h Mota hona
Oki
Kam khaya Kr
wo hostel me itne din buri eating habits
Filled with junk food
Nhi apke activeness k according wo apko batayega ki aap kitna khaogi too kitni ki rahogi
Coz mess food fulfilling nhi hoti thi
True 
Wow crazy
Hostel jaake to maine 8kgs kam kr liye
76 se 68 hogya tha 
Jim jam khaya kar
Ghar me parents itna junk khane nhi dete
Yo Yo Yo 1-4-8 3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9 Representing the ABQ What up chat ๐
Chicken legs
Me hostel food na khake baki sabkhareedke khati hu
Nice
Ek 20 wali lays me utne hi kcal hote h jitne 6 and 1/2 roti me ho 
Wtf
Ouhh
Mai bhi khata tha but high metabolism ๐
Phle khata tha 

ek din poora din me bhi 6 roti kabhi nhi khayi
Kuch bhi

Good to know btw wyf

I'm Skyler white yo
Mr whites wife yo
Pls stay away from my husband yo
Abhi to ate kar rh h
Ew
google kr kcal of 20 wali lays
Crinj
Breaking bad nhi dekhi kya tune 
Dekhi 2 season
Usi ka hai ye 
Du du du du maxx Verstappen
Lays Maxx wapas lao
Cute to thi 
Kurkure hyderabadi ko bhi
Maxx tho tasty tha

Tess
Kurkure green chutney is my fav
17 ka h tu merese dankchodi krega 
Oyes best tha
Wtf indeed 
Pink wali
I think me abhi iss 4 saal ka transactions nikalungi hostel ke retail shop ka
Redbull wale max se to hua nhi
Laya wale ko hi lao wapas
Gpay me
Abhi bhi milti idhar too
Sorry bhaiya
Wo dekh ke mera papa ko heart attack na aye
Hippo yaad h ?
Zomato Swiggy ka bata

Kaun kaun
Bachpan m cream and onion ko hate karta th
Humara hostel me zomato swiggy nhi aati
Ouhh highway wala clg

Hippo bhi chali gyi
Aur hostel k samne ek junk food shop
Jiji remote area me hoti
Wha kha kha ke hogyi itni moti
30k se zyada hoga tho
City wale ache hote h kam se kam Instamart ya zomato to hota h 
Me marjaungi
Yeah science !!
Villages k bich me hoti clg humari
Kitna hoga ek guess kro
dukh
Poora vending machine aur retail shop ka bill 4 saal m

Mujhe estimate krna h abb finances
Kitna kha lia Maa baap ke paiso se lays kurkure
Chrome extension
2000 mnth is a good estimate na ?
Damm bhot Kam hai Zomato ka
Sirf junk ka batao
Ptanhi
1.5k leta hu
Hm
72K
Bhai jab insan khud mota ho aur dusro ko patle hone ka gyaan de to kitna chutiya lgta hai 
4 saal


Mutthal lodu
Tiffin aati h na Teri crazy
Dal makhani
Haa
Mutthal na bole 
Saggy Muthal h par mera Lund hilata h
Sorry saggy bhaiya
Or nhi chaiye

Jhaant ke Baal bolde na bsdk
Jhaat k Baal agar sar me ugg jaye
Bolde sar pe jhante ugi hain meri
Eww
Ha whi
Tru
Gaand jali ke mote
๐คฃ๐คฃ
Sar m jhant h
Jhant m sar h
Kuch bhi chal rh saggy bhaiya ka
Inke muh m jhant ke baal
Jhant ke muh m inke baal
@serene umbra
icym


Don't tag me
I'm busy
Omg
Ouhh with whom 
Btw drop wale jyada chutiye hote h
@serene umbra nitro gift krde 

Tuje Krna th
Mai khud 3 din ka free lekr baithi
True

Acha 
Areeeeee patli patli kamar wo uskiiiiiiii
Ek to ye bsdka
Ek toh meow billi se pareshan hun mai
Arey voh kaunsa gana h
Meowwdarchod

Patli kamar p mera dill fisal gya
๐

Dyno
Bye
Bhaag
Meko gaali di ๐คฌ
Yahi chhate ho na aap oke
Nahi di๐ฅน๐ฅน
Nhi yawwr aap to achhi ho
๐ป๐ป
Mene notice Kia h jese jese Billu ke bicep bad rhe h voh apna name aur ajeeb rakhta jaa rh h
Pehle Billu th fir Billi
Kisi din ch()t hi rakh lega
Huh?
Chlllll
Di dyno ne rok di ๐คฌ
Mai minors ke sath kahi nhi jata sori ๐
+1
Are patli patli kamar wo uski @arctic kelp 
Abey minor hoga tu
Mai saade 18 hun
Ram-dev bhi hoga at its peak
Saade 
Bol toh kuch aur rahi thi mai๐๐

Accurate info
Aankhein uski talibaaniii dekho @arctic kelp
Yea
Ye Reze hai kya??

Ye 25 saal ka uncle sirf simp krta rhta
I was wrong bout u @analog cloak unc




Mt crowwwww

Yo faptime
Dyno ne bhi avaz daba di

aankhien uski taalibaanii dekhooo
47 fireee kareee

Ganda dyno ๐

@arctic kelp aapko log bolte rahenge ki aap sundar ho
Lekin aap sheesha dekhti rehna@arctic kelp



@lusty mantle exam deke udhar hi reh gyi kya 

Patli patli kamar wo uskiiiiiiii
Thodi pe dil keharrr kareee

Aakhien uski talibaaniii
@fluid lotus
hypotheticals. is AFK: woh toh marr gai... Rest in peace
- a year ago

Hlo domsto
What,
Kaisi hai ye anhoni
Hi gng
Ankh hui hai nam
@hasty lark tere jesa server
Jhaat me glucose chadd rha ๐ญ
bhaii koi please messi goat tour of india broadcast kardo discord pe
Hi
Sorry yash bhaiya ๐ญ๐ญ๐คฃ

Yeh lo ๐น
You'll recover soon
I'll manifest ๐
Thanks

And I'm good thanks again

Ye subah subah hi aati h
Helo everyone

Megs aayi h
Deadpool bhai apne captain America ko kyu mara
Sexy lag rha tha 
Sardiyon men
Kitni gandi tarah se mara vo
ikr
prr aap, mujhe galat smjh rhe ho, vo mera variant tha

Hello
Kamse kam 30min to apni movie me dete
Mai to Earth 616 ka Deadpool hu, engineering krrha hu
Kuch special powers nhi hai, aalsi hu, katana k paise nhi hai

Jhuta
bhai sab jageh ded padi hai
chudgya dc
Bichare ko nayi sakti mili thi
Endgame ke baad vo human torch banke aaram se jindagi bitana chahta tha khair ๐

Yo
@modest marsh aap asli ki ladki ho kya?
Nahi vo ai hai
yoo
nhiii 
catfish
correct AI hu






mazak tha




