#general-chat
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bhaiiii koi banaras se hai kya
4Β° tha idhar to kal
Heloow
No aastodia better
Aye come on π
Same chi π€’
?
Too much durr from here
Kal hi dekhi Maine
helo people
Aapko kaha se lagegi thand 4Β° me bhi
Aap to 40Β° hot ho na
ye baddie ke ilava koi gurl gang wala nhi dikhta idhar ab
Bc idhar me garmi hora
Agle part me Akshay Khanna to nahin hoga sad
Vo tooβ¦.
Bas karo ππ itni bhi moti chamdi nahin hai
Aap to chubby ho moti nahi 
No spoilers
Yes
Aage bolo na kshitij
baddie ko baar baar dm check karne ko bolna parhta hai. kya din aa gae hai
Arey haan πββοΈ
Hot to aap ho yaar...Aaj bhi kya lag rahi thi π€π»π€π»
Ny me thandi h kya

insaan aas paas sahi ho tho nhi lagti
Me to patli hu ekdam
Sukhi lakdi
@silver heath why are you
Im hot? 
Mazak acha kr leti ho
Mai bhi aise karti hun jab koi meri tareef karta hai..GG π
Apki to sach vali tarif krte hai sb
Me to ugly af
Sone jara me
Hlo


Bas karo

bore ho rha tu kkrh
Glazing
Mere jitna ugly koi nhi
Cooking aati hai?

Bethi hu bs
Ohh dono
Maar khaogi ab
Ak dusre ko molicoddle mat karo
Marlo
Mtlb?
khadi ho


π€£π€£
Raat hote hi chhat pe koi furniture kheechne lagta hai bhai
Zodiac killer pakda hi nai gya

Bc


hahaha check my story

Maid nathi ?
Nah tu chene


900 rs
Kya bey
Aur jaadiye kya haal
Abe lolu meri kamwali 1000 per month me ati hai
Aur tujhe 900 per hr du
Lolu
Utha kr jungle mein fek dunga badi bhi jadiya bolne wali 
Jaadiye chup
Sasta aamir mir
π€£π€£π€£
Navab se kam karao gye to navabi rate hi milaga apko if you can't afford then find someone else
Maachis ki tili tod dunga tujhe
Bc chup karja
Sasta aamir mir
@urban schooner law garden chalis potato twisters khava che
Bc chup kr ja
Haa aja paise month end me milenge
Im jain 
Phele 5k deposit

Meet @golden ermine
Nakami
π€£π€£π€£

Tuuu
ok
Lolu
Hnn to tu dekhna mai khau ga
Ek repte mein sudhar dunga tujhe
@limber geyser ye terko kab ka bula rhi hai
checking
Tu lodu

you ignored it :/
Guys
Jadi
Is getting golden batman in kinderjoy rare
Heh in another universe
I have been summoned
Aloo khao
Chup
What's your wish
@urban schooner meet lolu
Jnl pata nahi tera bf kaise sehta hai tujhe
how severe is the burn?
Potato twisters khna hai
wroom wroom
Address
eee compre 
it burns but I meant look at the clip :/
bhai koi baat karna chahega humse??
I saw I saw, are you wearing it rn?
yep :D
its cute
12 bjne mai time h 
thanks
thats cute
Theek hai 12 baje aana
very fun ngl
represents me
id bhej dena add krna hoga
bada samjhaya kato samaj na aaya kato..karta hai dil daariyaan
@chilly socket
xD
ii is the new religion
I m in nanital too far
disappointment#0007
mere sapne me aaya ki mosseri ke saath meri whatsapp chat chal rhi kal
dm?
who mosseri
instagram ka head
tu kahe lurk kar rhi
aaja valo...mai practice session complete krke aaya
talwiinder new song btw
Practice kya karna isme
Minus he hona hai
in 15 mins
ave F1 mai bol rha tha
Mein bhi practice karke aata hu thoda sa kaafi time hogya

neegaji
5min tu bhi karle

@spiral minnow type karle lavde

Me in winters:

@hasty lark
And wiped most of starks with it
@crimson karma aur bhai kya haal
But the writers were the real winter for the last 2 seasons
Haye Thandi 
Thandi β jaadaaa β

Kaha se ho?
Pal pal jeena muhaal saare nashe bekaarrr π₯
Penis?
Ye kya hai
Countryside*

Choriya choro se kam hai k
movie ke liye
Haryanvi is the bhojpuri with sublteness and way more manliness

Haryana is should be the definition of feminism

Everyone has equal rights
Haryana me budhiyaan logg (Gaon me) hookah Peete h π
Hi rae 
oh
Intihaaa hogyiii..tere intezaar kiii
hi luscious
apcon
@lusty mantle π
Khaali Gaon me hota h π
I'm an alien from planet alpha centuri 
hukka pene se equality aati cyaπΉπ
oachaa
Pretty cool right?
Zyada bol raha hai 
Yass 
yar ap kon the yad ni araπ
btado
Kya kar legi?
Hookah pene se jo bachi hui female population h wo bhi mar jayegi...jab females hi nhi hongi toh hote rehne do Equality...kya farak pdta h π
sai bat ay
Aapka well wisher


alr
Hello ppls
Henlo
Hello fellow homosapein

π«
Supp! Broski
Raftaar mentioned π£οΈ
Why this song gives jazz feels
Nm
U say 
Ssup chatt
Bkl mujhe laga teri awaaz waisi he hai gandi si , par mein kuch bol nahi rha tha taki bura na lagey tujhe
By god maar ke tatti nikal dunga
πππ
bkl voice changer tha vo

Mujhe thodi pata tha lavde
π£οΈ "Hakuna matata"

Dono awaaz gandi hai waise


Waka Waka aye ayee
gandwe
Saminamina è aè waķka wakķa eè

Bkl itna kon lock in hoke khelta hai kuch bol he nahi rha tha
This time for indiaaa
khelte time kya bolu bc
For real man
Itna lock I'm padhai me hojau toh iit crack krlu π₯
bas ghate khaye chhore ne par milya kime na yaari mai
It's indias time to shine
Pitt dungi 
Chup reh batli
Neta neta har koi kehta teesri manzil pr rehta usk-
Night
Kiske

Abe r likhne nai hora
R sabd kyu likh rhi hai
Cuz tu hai
6 7
Jeeta tha jiske liyeeee
Jiske liye martaaa thaaaa
Ik aise ladki thiii
Jisse me pyaar krta thaaaa



Jnl apne bf ko pareshan kar


Leclerc
@sleek otter

This is messed up. FIFA final
. Ab mai kaha se jaun
So jao oye
acha
Fir kshitij
Heyyy anybody free to go to stand up comedy of gaurav Kapoor;
Do ghoont pila de saathiyaaa
Bhumiars @chilly socket
Yo
@vestal dome wakeupppp 
Dalle
Agaya mein
Warlock ki id minus hogi aaj

id deee
warlock#9455
π
hellooo
mai lala hu or casteism ke against bhi
Ye kya hota hai bhumiars
search karo
@chilly socket long time no see
helloooo
kaise hooo
kaha the itne din
haa sab badhiya
Dex
Yes
are are welcome back
Aap kon ho
Hehey
Glad to be back
mai bhi bada glad aap wapas aaye
Purana member
Old usi ?
Are love u bro
Usi?
usi ?
There's always mf asking...ap kon
Username
yuzvendar chehal
Yuvi ?
yuvi mat likho wo aajayega
rizz karne bachiyo ko
kon talha
@pine haven
mai laalmirch or aap ?
ππ
Mein chidori π
are bcc π¦π¦
π
Talha anjum
Dex username bata na
There one mf among us..always saying ap kon

@round heart
Ape con
Oye nashadi
Ap corn
Chup
Ap kon
Ap porn
@crisp frost
?
Send
Par ap kon?
Come vc
Chaloooo
Going ninni
Ap kon
Bhai good night
good nini Good tatti
heinn kon pokerface
Username bro
Par ap kon?
ooooh
Yup
@chilly socket niche
Dexter
that's what she said
aaj ye chat dikha raha
Jaldi dekho
hi
crush ki
Acha laga ap se mil kar
Dexter Morgam
Koi interest nhi payar ki batto mai
Bhosdiikeππ
VC pe koi aa ra?
na mile toh angoor khatte hai
π

Kavi ki baat is on point
Meri vine ki age ho gye hai
But Old monk ka season h
As a tall guy..I get a lot of attention from girls from all age groups... sometimes I feel like I won't be committed to my gf or wife..what should I do
Be Sanjay dutt
Good ninni good tatti π«
Mein ache ghar se ane wale log hai..agar ghar walon ko pata chal gya mein randibazi kar rha hu....toh shadi nahi hogi
Hii
Live double life
Am good GNG hby
Life is not that easy..π
Chillin
Met with a new girl in my coaching..she gave me so many hints.. definitely kal park le jaunga usko walk karwane aur hath pakad k ghumunga aur sabki gend jalaunga π
Arre very good
Ladki hai ki girl park ghumane le ja rha
Doggie
Obviously jan pehchan karunga..and I know she likes me..bar bar touch karti hai mujhe aur smile karti hai pagal jaise π
Chal jhuta
Bhai..class mein itne ladke hai..lekin hamesha mujhe he mud k dekhti hai..upar se canteen mein toh uske dost usko mere namm se tease karte hai
Fir to pocso pakki
What's more of a hint I need
Bhai she is just a year younger than me
Doesn't matter if u are 18/19
We both are 20+ π
Fir toh se* banta h
Bhai..itni comfortable bhi nahi hui hai woh π
Toh Kara na
Thand ka mausam hai..I know we will hug Tommorow and very soon may be after a week, I'll kiss her ...
Try
Tera late pace h yrr
Just a free ka advice: jada physical hone k liye desperate hoga toh bhag jayegi woh
My bad: Tu fuhboy laga mujhe
Ye sab bakchodi sun k
I'm not..but even if I would have ...koi ladki lund pe aa kar nahi baith jayegi.. atleast 1-2 week toh lagenge
Yr kiss k liye fir v late h
Nahi bhai..i am emotionally weak..I will miss the bitch..
Mere dost ne toh do din me game kr diya tha
Tell me ur experience
In that case give it timw
I am a typical one woman man
So mera utna relevant nhi h
Hmm..just a advice for ur future..jada jaldi mein desperate ho kar kiss mat karne chale jana..warna 1st impression he kharab kar ayega..give her sometime to develop that comfort zone. Around u
Mera advisor lgta h ky yrr tu, I'm already in relationship
Free mein advice de rha hu π...
Yahi to problem h bro
Anyone valo
Bina puchhe Gyan doge to gyandu
Just something I experienced in my past 4 relations..
Nice

Valo khelne wale aa gyee
So jao..
Garibo k laptop mein sirf yt chalta hai.. valorant ni π
I literally bought a laptop cost -56,000 just to watch YouTube π
Now I regret π
goodnight bhaiyas & didisπ§π»ββοΈ
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itne me toh 3050 wala laptop ajata



unmole
bye bye unmole
omfgg
I realised something
Bye bye
unmole has a value

It's have alot of value then
i am on bluntanomics bihh
no u dont

your value is 0.16 x 10^-23
Your maths is weak
no its not
1/
nooo
Stdu
Na = 6 x 10 ^ 23
Stfu
avogadro number ki value kya hai apke hisaab se
6.022Γ10^-23
+23 hai wooo
Chutiya hai kya
abee +23 hi hai
Pata nhi bhot time ho gaya padhe
+23 ;-;
Acha
Kya fark padta hai ab mere kaam toh nhi aa raha
unmole has very less value
kya krte ho aap?
Clat
aise hi
tathastu
backchodi
hello
Holaaaaaaa people
Koi Zinda hai ????
π¬οΈπ¨π¨
@smoky spruce me duo kaise join kru?
@digital meadow 
hellooo

still working broo
cooked
Hey

Good morning
Happy Saturday
Kya happy h

Yeh toh sad h
Alive

At least u r happy
Are u happy?
Bhai tujhe bhi good morning
He got pegged last nght
Oh how do you know? Were you the one to peg him
No but I was watching though, wbu how are you
Good good
@sleek otter vc
trio 4
bkl
Sorry bhai tujse βtuβ karke baat kariπ π
hein mai toh afk tha
aaja bcc
Tere dost se baat karle aata baadme
bcc π¦
kya hogaya tereko
bakchodi kar raha tha wo dil pe mat le π¦
Maaf karde sohniye, twade gaand di saw main ni karna aise pher se π
Mainu maaf kare aa hiriye
es janam tera ho na paaayaaaaa π
@arctic kelp

Finally, khatam hua syllabus

kaccha aamla ?
mere ghar pe laa rakhe hai
Prr, uski vo meethi wali candy banane wali hai mummy
Vo khaaunga

same, but mujhe ni pasand wo
meetha pasand ni
last year, Chyawanprash banaya tha
Khatam hii nhi hua
like-like repels
Meethe ko Meetha pasand nii
Chyawanprash ki mkc

bc
kitna khattaa h
Chaar cheezein ka chyawanprash bnaye bina kha lunga na lekin nhi
aaj ka din jaldi khatam hojaaye
@feral zenith
Boht treeke hai
I mean, naturally khatam hojaye
π₯Ί
khudko khatam nii krunga 
Bye
@trail shale
Wrong tag
@past shuttle
Parents teacher mating
π₯Ί


π
Nice try diddy
Morning
morning
Morning
Morning
Gorii tera naam bada pyaara
Mai to gya haara
lyrics nii yaad aarhe, pyara gaana tha yeh
this year was nice with you
kya re
vc
@modest jackal kya aap mere @clever spoke ke til chaat rhi ho
@tired gulch tumhra dimag kharb hai kya
aree nhi agr chaat bhi rhe ho uska til to koi problem nhi h
it's fine
to aap uske til chaat lo
π
sote hue pta bhi nhi chlega
@viscid ivy
@tired gulch dimag tmre pairo ki ungliyon se bahr chala gaya h

yeh kya ajib colour milgyaa
maine aapko bada yaad kra uss server pr π
ab til chaatne wala koi bacha hi nhi h
@cinder steppe mera level 5 role aur member roles hta do 

@severe cloak plz aap krdo 
bc sone do
noti off
*gaon
ghumne aaya re
Good morning ππ
Dafuq

aa na
krle tu ignore
omg all the best deds

good morning 100ju 
Ye kesi drawing hai 
Gym jaa
Bra size bta
Mid h

Silicon daal
Bra size?
Jim jata h??
Lube u
Good morning techyyy
Kaise ho
Hmm
Gud morning Soujanya 
Mai?
Hmm what

Naptime
Hellohello
Good
How are you 
Iβm good
Did you eat
Hello duck
π¦
Did you eat 
Hello praveen
my frenn
Good
Astikk
Wassup
kaisi ho
Not yet
Did you
Ntg much wby
Badiya badiya tu bata
bas kaat rha hoon zindagi
kolej kaisa jaa rha??
Kolej toh ja hi nai rahi πmonday se jaungi
Surviving π
placements khatam? 
New general?
jeno dada
Batak
Yup
yess
Nunu
J






Ye karke dihao







kaisi ho




Cancel mat karna
plz mere roles hta do
nhi hta sakta
welcome to india messhi bhau



vo server boost karde


khreed le nitro
paise do


agar afford nhi kar sakta fir discord is not the correct place for you
Heinn
parhai and job par dhiyan de rather than roles




and roles sochna chorh
Nitro
imagine spending 900 rs on an app jispe faaltu ki bakchodi krne aate ho
kya mtlb discord unnn logo keliye hai jo nitro afford kar sakte hai ?

ye nhi bola maine
maine bola roles roles mat kar..jo paise dene par he milte hai fir

imagine being rich enough you don't care
priorties ki baat hai
imagine being so dumb ki talwindar ke saath waali photo mein gemini ka logo htana bhool jaao 
bhai aakhen band ho rhi thi..subha 5 baje ki photo thi vo
bas good hoon 
aakhen kholi thi bas usme
Breakfast?
usme kya
aastik nastik hogya
yessssss, paneer bhurjii

ni krunga abse
morning
risiiiiii 
Breakfast me paneer kon khate
Achha
dm

Morning 

achha beta
happy bday
Dhoowal bhai aaj kal vc jyada rehte h
Thanks yaar? Gift laa
party ?

haan zada ho rha aaj kal...
band karunga
soon
ok
lost 3 kilos, no nazar pls

























