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Yasu da janam hoya...
Skype hoga
😭 arre vo nhi bc
#okdeebhaijaan🤙🏼
😭 😭 😭 mere papa bijness trip pe gye the, and mere relatives bhi rehte udhar
Me to bol hi raha mujhe do role me Deadpool ko ban karunga
aur uski ex ko sv oe bulaunga
nhi koi ajib tha tha botim krke
Oo jyada hi soch liya
#bhaijaan?tujhekaisepatamaimuslimhun?
sharam krlo 
bc, itna unexpected reply dekhkrr hassi chutt gyi
Astagfirullah danish.
Mera jsu Jasu
mera Jasu jasu 🕺🏻
danish bhaiya, yeh astagfirullah mtlb?
Ameer gharane se hai Tereko kidnap kiya toh 2-3 peti mil jaayegi

Ki hoya
Allah maaf kare
Aww
Owww
nhi bhau
bohot garib hoon
Ab tho mere paas bhi Nitro 
Ye tu mujhse bhi puch sakta tha dedpul lekin tujhe sirf danish muslim lagta hai
Tere papa toh ameer hai
Kyunki aap cigarette pee rahe
Aur muslim log daaru nhi peete
Allowed nhi hota
Aur peeche pahadi hai
Most prolly ganja phoonk rahe
Fajr padhi tumne ?
Tsktsktsk

tu sahi se javaab nii deti mujhe 
3-4 peti milegi abh lag raha hai
papa ne messi se milne jaane ke paise ni diye
Dayum brother

Miss hogyi, apne?
aur mummy mausi se ghanto baat krti rhi
@viscid ivy paise kamana chahta hai ?

Kab nahi diya sahi se jawab 

Padhi maine 😋
Ek ko uthana hai
rehne de
Impressive
2-2 lakh milenge

Ohh fir, Yess
Good mashallah
Dhurandhar dekhi doston?

Banda ameer gharane se hai


bss krja praveen dalle madarchod
Ye kya nakhre hai iske
"aap palat ke letiye mai customers lekr aaya"


Dekh liyaa
Anime hai kya?
jiske papa ki income 4cr hai

Abbey tera kidnap hora hai
fake news

@trail shale
ye kya masla hai boss

jyada humble rehne ki koshish mtt krr
10-10 milenge abh @viscid ivy
Bhai Messiah tere 60lpa wale bhai ka kya hua 
rishi ke papa ki income h 4cr

sach hai mittar 
Anime toh HIJDE dekhte hain
done hai !

Fr
biyah 
Behenchoddddd

Kab kyun
Kiske sath
Bihari bhi mujhe dhokha de gaya batao bhai
mahine ka*
Moderator online aajao
vo papers me dikhane k liye 
Praveen sach bta pehli baar nitro mila h na?
bhai sach me

Praveen chuptmkc button
Lpa hai
Dihaadi mein delay kiya hoga
rehne do 
uss din, VC me, aap kharche discuss krrhe the, mai tha udhar
Mera Paisa atka hua hai har jagah se, 5-6 lakh ka working cap hai 
bhai amir toh dee hai, bc kashmir mein hoke bhi iphone hai ispe

Kaisa konsa kharcha sun liya
arrii bahinchod

Apple ke pedh bhi
vo nii reveal krrha
dee seb bech ke 4 cr kama leti h 
bata busdik
Nice appreciate it

4rs bolte hai cr nahi 
Kashmir mai hoke bhi ka kya matlab hai 
Praveen bhai aapki maa ke bhosde me angar laga ke moot dunga
Ab bihari log kashmir ko neechi ut samjhenge? 

Kashmir mein toh satellite phone chalta hai
Tum log shayad kashmir nahi aaye kabhi 
bura mt maan, i meant kashmir mein toh internet kaata hua tha naa 1 saal tk
Godi media influence I see

Beech waali ungli ko dhakkan ki tarah tumhari amma ki bund me daaldunga
Jaan pyaari hai mujhe
9 maheene 
Haan padhne jaa rhi developer 
shayla aagyi 

Kashmir mai seedha starlink aayega 
Kab hai next exam?
Jo log kashmir gaye woh wapis hi nhi aaye
tu usi mein paida hui thi? 
Casmir se hyy zanab pese ci madad hozati toh
Relatable❤
Bc kon delete kiya
Bakwas na kariyo
*male
Kashmir mein avengers rehte hain
Yaha bhi ling bhed kar diya
yours bbg
Bhenekelode 2019 mai hua tha ye mai 2007 ki paidaish hun
enuff discord for today
Bhai ye stickers kyu unlock nai hue
Shahtir bhai kaise ho
Ling dekh ke hi to pela tha

Roz nahi hota aisaaa?
tu ragebait kyu hojaati h
Masala roti jaanti ho?
Koi mera lunn lelo

2007? Hell naah


Tujhe kyun lagta hai mai rage bait hojati hun, mai hamesha baat hee aise karti hun 
ek to aata nhi hoon
aur jbb aata hoon toh gaali aur deti 
Woah woahhhh woahhh hold onnnn
Astagfirullah hari om
Kitne din se nai di gaali

Are you a kashmiri?
tu gaali dene lgti hai, weird face emojis use krne lgti h, clear signs of ragebait
😭 😭
Aap unc ho kya
😭
@trail shale
😭
Gaali pencho


I'm a spicy delicacy ,kashmiri wazwaan
Funny how people think they rage bait others idhar 
😭
Kartik bhadwe

? 
Bacha nhi hu bss
Kya ho fir
Kis gaane mai tha ye bc

Bass jo kehna th keh chuke aap
Light bill ki baat kar raha hai ?

😭
Siyahi ke kisi gaane mai 
lun ke pakode chup ho ja
haan
Bharwe

kashmir ke pure gaanv ka bill bhar jaye usme

Praveen
Right here right now -siyaahi, sunidhi chauhan
"Ab bihari log kashmir ko neechi ut samjhenge? :cringe:"
"Bhenekelode 2019 mai hua tha ye mai 2007 ki paidaish hun"


Ary ye kis ko nitro de diya bc
What is worse bihar or jharkand
*slaaps through the internet
Me
Praveen using nitro
yeh aap ho pfp mein? 

posdike boldeta na ye kya kbc laga rakha tha
Kon hai yeh
Theek hai aj se apse mazak nahi karungi apko lagta hai aap ragebaiter ho 
nai meri mummy hai
nonu try once more

mujhe bhi yaad nii aarha tha na
Are you a cashmiri tho?
Reverse psychology

nitro ka upyog kkrha hai, ek dalla
Achha ye bachha
exactly 

Nonu jammu se hai aisa kyun lagra
Maine kya kiya

abey tu mazak ko seriously leleti h 😭 jaise maine kaha ki kashmir se hoke bhi iphone hai, toh tu uspe ajib bartaav krne lgi, ki wdym bhi kashmir se hoke bhi, fir woh bihari waali line boli
dishooom👊
mommy 
great realisation 
Ye Nitro 
Movie yaad aagya
Are toh lolu wohi toh kehri hun mazak tha
sirf tu mazak kar sakta hai kya
Ye lode ne orbs se 3 days wala nitro liya h
reverse 🐮 girl me chod dunga
Messiah
tera mazak mazak nhi lgta, bas yeh fadak h

aarrrii bahinnchodd
Nahi bkl pure 1 month wala 


Sunday movie naaight

Ye bihar boy kidhar gaya

mommyy

Haan toh tujhe nahi lagta toh matlab problem tere me haina lolu? 
@trail shale
shayla mommy se baat krrha
number de call krke complain krungi unhe

Chal be teri profile pe show hi nhi hora

Padh leti hun 
Uski mummy ko mera hello
Okay les go...wait a sec bande ke sath ? 
Praveen its okay we know you have nitro
mera bhi 
thik h
meri hi galti h, abse ni krunga mazak
Hein 
Nice legs blabla ji
aaap hi ho meri mommy 
Humlog lmao banda who?

Bc flashbacks
ji paaji

Bimar bolke office se chhuti leli aaj late tk sounga bc jaldi uth gya

tune sex bhi krlia? 😭
Pokemon hota to zayada attention milti
i aint blabla
im shayla
???????

Fir toh dande pdenge tumhe
kuch ni


Gaddi chala leta hu
Shi sorry, but nice legs

Wrooom wrooom
pegging krogi?

نواز
Ya Akhi Dus Dus ‘Indi Khosh Fasla
Ya Akhi Tafooz Tafooz Wallah Khosh Raksa
Ya Akhi Doos Doos ‘Indi Khosh Fasla
Ya Akhi Tfuz Tfuz Wallah Khosh Raqsa

let me crush you between them
dev aagya 
The end krdi kya 
me when 
😳😳😳😳😳
mera burger aagya 
Jo khaye burger

Billi vai protein sponsor kr diya h pi lena
Movie tu decide karegi @lusty mantle 
na re tere toh skull fractures howenge
chalegaa mai moti chamri hoon

UNO reverse 
Mai teri behen vehen nahi hun
Aj se mai Deadpool se saare rishte khatam kar rahi hun
fir to... 👉 👈
kuch kuch krlunga aapke saath
bisi zinda nahi bachega mar mad ke 
@viscid ivy mere do cousin h voh jaativaad m believe krte h and spirituality or religion m bhi
And
Muje bol rhe m kitna ajeeb hoon
Help me kuch validation de muje
Noi
Talak talak talak
<@&700414488351866981> dox krra hai bsdkaa
Yahi bolte h na shyd
Thikay cute si movieee
msg delete krde
inke muh prr Geeta fekk-krr maar
aur bol, lo aapke bhagvaan ji hi Karam krne ko bol rhe
jaakr karam karr, bakchodi mtt krr
Gardan dukh rahi 
byeee byee 
Mai daba du?
Bhai I love muje laga muje ulta boleg thank u bt ho gyi thi bcz family wale bol rhe the thanks
tu wapis baat krne lga?

Complaint me daal do ban ho jaiga
serious ho tho
mai to ladd chuka hu, family walo se isse related
abb unhone meri baat accept krli hai, mujhe force nii krte mandiro me ghumne ko
msg delete krdo bas 😭 ban ni krwana
Tu saale dc pe konsa karam kr rha
mai bss atheist hu, yeh bata rha
meri gaand naa maaro aap

@outer gale 
kyu? nhi krr sakta
Arey bro family to smj gyi meri
But voh do chutiyo ko maa baap thode aura wale h like bua h ofc isiliye chutiye sale
Jai shree Allah-e jesus ji di fateh hari om

techkidd dakait
ignore hi krr firto
mai to yehi krta aaya hu, jinko smjh me nhi aati unse discussion krna is useless
As an atheist, I respect their belief system, their mythology, their culture
agar vo atheism ko respect nhi de sakte to unki problem hai
Bas aise hi
Sori 
Decide kro aap 
Yeah what if voh ye kahe ki
"Ab tera jyada ho rh humare samne jyada mat bol"
In bully tone
Haan dekha
good flvr
Mod du???
accept krle, aage badh, maa chudaye
mai to acceptance hi dikha deta hu, jyada bakwas kre koi t
Deadpool aap atheist hoo
hardcore
That's what she said
Family bhi
kiski complaint krra bsdke

Abey Deadpool maa chuda tu
nopes, mummy to youtube dekhkrr poojari bann gyi hai abb 😭
kuch bhi krte rehti hai, papa practical thinking wale hai
to...
mera sorted hai
😭 hein?
missed it
neeend me hu
arre, vo mai washroom gya tha to miss hogya hoga 😭
Ohh acha 😭 mere fam me tho sab pujari log hai
Photo pls 
yeh lo 🌹 😭

Pareshan ho chuka hu bc
Ek toh yeh nalli

Mardani
ladka hu bhaiya, vo jigglypuff thi
Oo okay
Dm krde fir
☺️

@regal lagoon
I respect that too, sabka ek mentality rehta hai, kiii agar kuch nhi hua to bhagwan to hai hi saath me
yeh thinking, somehow help krti hai mentally, spiritually
but jo orthodox jhaatu hote haina, unki mkc
mai DM kru, usse pehle aap sharam krlo
Bhai mera man krta h beef krne ka a proper debate bcz ik voh chutiye hi h aur m bua se bhi kar lunga idc
Mean while my family
Naak kata rh h humari
Sharam kr rha hu
chutiyo se discussion krna, chutiyapa ki nishaani hai mitrr 
jo neutral rahe, usse kia krr discussion
veryy good
mai abhi bhi keh rha hu 😭
gharwalo ke alava kisi se yeh baatein mtt kia krr, backlash hi milta hai
Koi random access memory gift krdo

Abee oo JMD lassi
For real
And and
Sun
mere paas ek 2GB wali RAM padi hai, aise hi 
Hein?
Bklodo
2GB? Baaki kaha gyi

Religion or spirituality m difference hi nhi pata
I mean, ek packed padi hai, mene add nhi kii thi pc me
fir pc bech dia, laptop lelia, to abhi tkk vese hi padi hai

itni jldi uth jaata
Bech de mittar mota paisa milega
exactly, tabhi mujhe yeh kattar-hindu, kattar-muslim
vo bhi kattar hai religion ko lekrr, chutiye lagte hai
❤️cutie 😯
koi niii lerha, try kia tha
I guess, purane motherboard ka tha isliye
M nhi hoon religious bhai bhaad m jaye sab
Insaan h
Insaan raho
same 
Konsa yr?
yeh log, itna saara pesa bhagwaan k naam pe chadhate hai, mai 5rs wali munch kisi bacche ko dekrr jyada khush hojata hu
<@&700414488351866981> hurting religious sentiments

Bhai mene ek baar ek unkal ko patties khilayi thi apne bday p dost ke sath gaya th bc best feeling all tho baap ka paisa th
Ispe zaroor milega
😭
Bhaiya vo mujhe munch dila do
arre yrr, yeh danish ka sv leave krna padega 😭
"teri toh" wala emoji daal rrha tha
yeh "teri" likhte hi chud gya mai



Tujhe koi rworddd bolta tu kya krta
mai toh ban karwa deta
+1 krta? 😭
padh leta hu, gc aate hi chud jaata hu
teer kamaan se nikal chuka hai lakshman 
Chodne gaya tha khud gand marwali kinda moment
Lag rha h gamd mai chala bhi gya h

@viscid ivy aur id h?
wsg?
hi.

@viscid ivy dms

Yeh gareebo ko tabhi free nitro nhi milna chahiye

clash royale khelta kya koi
Abe lolu 1 month ka liya hai 







Kyu
free ka nitro milgya

Abe 1 month ka hai 









toh vo bronze icon kyu nhi rha

bronze chhodo normal nitro ka ico bhi nhi arha
Hein kya 




mujhe tu 15 dec ko ye same emojis spam krta dikh na chaiye yaha


Haa bhai done 




Hiii pretty missed you
👍
terko compi dene real spammer agya

Han
Dhurandhar dekhi bhaijaan
Nahi dekhi bhaijaan, apne dekhi?

Haan ji
Kaisi lagi

India ki best spy thriller
Dekhu kya phir Mai bhi
Kal se wait kar raha hu
Jaldi aaungi dw
Kashmir mein theatre hota
Aap toh india se ho
Haan

Toh fir maksad bulna mat
Dildil🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰
Even pakistanis are liking the movie
Sirf india mein librandus ki jal rahi
Inn gareebo ko toh kuch bhi acha lagta hai
I went to pakistani server
Or group chat 💣 fodne ka plan hai

Modih zi apni app se dekh rahe honge muzhe shaam tak uthwa denge
😱
Terrosist ≠ Muslim, yeh awaam ko samajh nhi aaata

India mai literacy rate kafi kam hai
<@&700414488351866981> Mera name "Dhurandhar Nonu kardo plz
Nonu zi aap bhi j&k se ho kya

Naaa bro ita the production houses like YRF who promote this behavior
Kyun bhai 😏

Aise hee puchri 
Main PunjabixPahadi Breed ka Ghoda hoon
Ye trriged insaan nahi hai ?
Masala roti kaise pata phir apko 
YouTube toh hai mereep
ye kya tareeka hai batane ka



Con
shorts to masala roti se hi bhara pada hai

Hmmmisee
any marathis here?
Wohi
Maala Marathi Yet Naahi
have u seen jogwa?
Tamdi samdi chamakte unatna lakalaka
kaai salaye
Triggered insaan
Tumchi aii chi pucchi
Arre I don't know marathi. I'm not from maharashtra
But I heard this song on jogwa
It is stuck in my head
Trigger insan kya 
vencho
Batao koi
Ha sayad
Are bc kyaaaa? Kya bolre ho?
Kuchh to transgender female relationship pe h shayad
Listen to dhadak original movie tracks 🐾
Wtf is jogwa
achha


Tumhare parivaar mein koi stone pelting karta 🤲
Nahi🤲🏿🤲🏿

Vo nonu triggered insaan nahi hai kya
Triggered insaan kya hota hai
khanki maagi


Why I'll be triggered


Joke samajh nhi aaya
Funni kardis nonu bhai

Bhai tum log itne brain dead kyu ho? Koi dhang ke jokes ni maar sakte?



Sale normie
Relatable❤

Itna hass rahe Kuch toh funny bola hai
Nit student my self school students

good

Yaar kuchh interesting karo yaar. Kya brain dead harkate karre ho?



Dee tum log lunch mein kya khaate?

Aree
student vai aap NIT mai ho kya?
Chiiii

bhai tere naam se to lagta h ki tujhe bhi latak ke marr jana chaiye

passed out. meri purani id h ye
Ha me mara hua hi hu
kya mtlb private clg walo ko brain ded bol rhe
Kounsi nit
Koi aur kashmiri hai chat mein
Daruu partyyy

arre achhe jokes maaro naa yaar
nahi bolunga
Nitro dilaado
kkr

aap hi ek achha jox maar do

JMD

Placement lag gaya kya
job bhi change karli

tu placement pe atka hua h
Tab bhi discord par

to? certificate chaiye tera yaha aane ke liye?
To fir aap idar berojgar log ke beech kya kar rahe ho guru
Oyee me tho CB bn gaya 
don't represent everyone. apni baat kar
funny ho gya bhai. haasi lode pe atki reh gayi mere
to chus lo muh tk aa jayegi
Usually buddhe logon discord pe nhi dikhte
Ok bhai lekin serious kyu ho raha hai
Tab hi keh raha tha

bc mujhe laga cb h bkl praveen


Buddha bhaag gaya shayad sharam ke maare

Main toh pyaar se poocha tha usse 
arre casually bola re
Aagaya 
tere maa baap bhi to buddhe h

Andi mandi sandi
Bhai kitna bolega ab jine de use
wo to actual buddhe h
Sorry bhai
Aree chill karo
maa chudwaye bina ni maanega na 


Kya hua bhai

Mujhe kuch samjh nahi sachi me
Ye karke dikhao
Bhai dhurandhar dekhi kya
Oh oh

dhurandhar kaisi h waise? i don't watch bollywood that much
Jab tum kar hi rahe ho toh sabko karna jaruri hai kya
It's not Bollywood tbh
fir?
point
Baat tho sahi hai
It's very good for a spy thriller
arre consider to bollywood me to hui
Aise kya kaam karte ho bhai
<@&700414488351866981> Mera naam "Nonu Dakait 🏴☠️" Kardo plz
Consider hone aur reality mein fakr hota
hmm
Riksha chalane waali janta ko bhi pasand aayegi
Aur Narcos Dekhni Waali janta ko bhi
It's massy but with a scent of Jason statham movies
bhai riksha chalane wale bhot smart hote hai. underestimate mat karo unko 
itna pasia dabake rakha hota h na corporate walo se zada
khet wet ke chakkar me
baat karlena kisi se. puchhna kitni zameen h gaao me
fatke chaar
Haan haan
Kal hi khareedha maine Riksha 😏
Kal se chalaunhga😍
hamare college me bache padhte the na inke
arre bass bata ra bhai. wo bhi narcos warcos level rehta h kuchh kuchh ka

kuchh wo caste ya illiteracy ke karan riksha chalte h wo
Haan drug smuggle toh auto mein hote

arre tu halke me lera h bhai
bass bata ra terko
india me tumhe abhi pata ni h kitna paisa daba rakha h logo ne
jinhe tum gareeb samajhte ho
streets pe
unhe khud ni pata
kisi ke baap dada ka ghar h
kisi ki zameen h
kheti h
Halke mein aap Nonu Dakait 🔪 ko le rahe 🤲
Kasainuma Maut Deta hoon main 😠
they think wo free ka h
abe chal sale. wo sahi me dedenge
Dekh ke aana
my roommate was on ews quota
Nice movie hai
he sold his land for 2cr
mere khandan me itna paisa ni h bhai
aur bolta mai gareeb hu
this is gareeb
arre maa chuda gai dhurandhar

tum sale bollywood hi dekhte raho
naam bhi kyu pata h tumhe inke?
dekhle bhai. taste improve ho jayega
bhot artistic hoti h
maine dekh rakhi h
french
Aap se behtar movies dekh chuka hunga bhaiya
bata konsi dekhi h?
and dekhi h to badhiya h
mai novels ke upar movies dekha karta tha


















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