general-chat

[silk pivot]

mat karo bhai yeh wala padosi ka number tha

[low kestrel]

[viscid ivy]

Dhawal bhai, rword keh dia

Mai jau ya phir kuch der mai live banning dekhne milegi?

[scarlet plank]

Padosi se leke dc pe daala hai

[outer gale]

[scarlet plank]

😭

[viscid ivy]

[low kestrel]

pls don't

[viscid ivy]

[low kestrel]

[silk pivot]

padosi ko bola flipkart ka otp aayega dc ka le aaya

[final oar]

Nah yawr vo cutie hai

[viscid ivy]

[final oar]

Vhi chahiye

Commerce wali cutie

[arctic kelp]

Why
Doston ke sath bahar jao

[viscid ivy]

Bhai sunn, plzz yehi naam se reh
Lesseee kya hota hai

[low kestrel]

[viscid ivy]

Assa chalti hun duaon mai yaad rakhna

[final oar]

Bhai mai padhne jaara byeee, aaj vapis dikh jau toh galian de dena

[silk pivot]

Zyada se zyada ban ho jauga or kya

[scarlet plank]

Sem over, dost sab apne apne ghar vapas

[low kestrel]

IITian ?

[viscid ivy]

Vhi, prr yeh og naam hi rakh

[scarlet plank]

Bbye Dee tc

[low kestrel]

@trail shale seekh kuch

[silk pivot]

No one gives a fck anymore bhai

abh toh dost hi ajeeb hogye

[viscid ivy]

baat to yeh bhi sahi hai

[viscid ivy]

[outer gale]

bye guys padhai tame

[silk pivot]

Tu nahi

baaki ke

[viscid ivy]

[silk pivot]

[low kestrel]

sb padhne jaa rhe

[viscid ivy]

Hijde kahike

[low kestrel]

me kya karu

[viscid ivy]

Oo shit

[silk pivot]

Chor

[viscid ivy]

Padhne jaata hu

[low kestrel]

[viscid ivy]

yeh le 🌺

[viscid ivy]

[boreal gazelle]

School me hai kya tu

[woven wadi]

Guys meri kidney me headache hora

[low kestrel]

[silk pivot]

horha hu kya mai ban?

[viscid ivy]

10th me hu, kal preboards hai

[viscid ivy]

[woven wadi]

Kid

[boreal gazelle]

To idaar kya kar raha hai

[azure slate]

Itna mat daro kuch nhi hoga

[arctic kelp]

Ohhh
Which sem

[boreal gazelle]

Kounsa board

[azure slate]

Jeet jayege hum match

[viscid ivy]

Lund chutt ki baatein

[silk pivot]

abeee

[woven wadi]

I got 54 in preboards

[silk pivot]

merko laga mujhe bola

[woven wadi]

Main exam me 90% mila

[boreal gazelle]

Itne to mere bhi nahi aaye the

[viscid ivy]

Yeh lo 🌹🌺 @low kestrel
Jaata hu

[woven wadi]

@boreal gazelle

[silk pivot]

back to zayn

[boreal gazelle]

Ha bhai kitna flex karega

[cobalt wyvern]

Hi reg

[woven wadi]

Gand fade padhai kia

[scarlet plank]

7

[boreal gazelle]

Kounsa state

[cobalt wyvern]

Boards?

[woven wadi]

MH

Mumbai board

[silk pivot]

Hiii

[cobalt wyvern]

Mujhe tho 97.5 mile but state board 🥀

Koi ni lete serious

[cinder steppe]

Mere tho preboard me 23/100 aae the

[woven wadi]

Genius?@cobalt wyvern

[boreal gazelle]

Bhai din bhar padh ta tha kya

[woven wadi]

Han

[cobalt wyvern]

State board boli na

[boreal gazelle]

Mere 80

[scarlet plank]

Mujhe laga phirse ban kar raha

[cobalt wyvern]

Kaise genius

[cinder steppe]

Vo bhi 3 subject me

23

[woven wadi]

Fir bhi kam thodi h

[silk pivot]

Mujhe bhi laga

[cobalt wyvern]

Fayl

[boreal gazelle]

Ab kounsi me hai

[woven wadi]

Ted aya

[cobalt wyvern]

Hm

[cinder steppe]

Yes

Failed

[golden agate]

Ye old chats kisne delete ki idhar ki

[azure slate]

Yeh baar baar personality kyu switch karte rehta hai

[woven wadi]

Ab tob masters karra

[cobalt wyvern]

2 baar likha?

[cinder steppe]

Preboard fail

[silk pivot]

kisko bolre ho

[cobalt wyvern]

@cinder steppe

[cinder steppe]

Not board

[azure slate]

Tumhe hi

[woven wadi]

@cinder steppe bhai NY me kaise preboards

[cobalt wyvern]

Tech kid send jam

[silk pivot]

ohh

[golden agate]

uske harry potter ki chhadi se uski gaand laal hogi

[cinder steppe]

Jub india me tha tub ki baat kr rha

[silk pivot]

arre woh usne bola tha isiliye
bass ek baar hi toh kari

[cinder steppe]

Fir boards me mere 36% aa gae

[boreal gazelle]

Bhai tum sab preboard me fail ho rahe ho

[cinder steppe]

Tho pass kar dia

[boreal gazelle]

Fir board me 90 la rahe ho

[woven wadi]

Bhi hotdog khale

[daring mountain]

vape jalgyi😔

[boreal gazelle]

Ye kese

[golden agate]

koi problem hai aapko

[tiny night]

which flavour

[cobalt wyvern]

Spotify

[silk pivot]

saare crazy rich log itne chutiye kaise hote

[tiny night]

sent

[cinder steppe]

Masti kar rha hoon bhai

[scarlet plank]

Saare nahi

Idhar ke

[woven wadi]

Dhawal crazy rich h

[golden agate]

Spotify kids kya janenge Pagalworld ke maje

[silk pivot]

aapko ni bola bhai

[woven wadi]

?

[silk pivot]

aap crazy rich ho?

[tiny night]

hmm

[cinder steppe]

99/100 english 98/100 sst 97/100 CS

[golden agate]

Dhawal ko honey trap karna padega abto

[mortal whale]

Rap battle

[woven wadi]

Mp3pk

[golden agate]

[golden agate]

Napster 🗿 final Boss

[tiny night]

le bann gya

step soniya

[mortal whale]

Rap battle???????

[arctic kelp]

Ohhh next sem kabse fir

[cobalt wyvern]

💃

[silk pivot]

100

[cinder steppe]

Nahi hoon

[woven wadi]

Zedge

[boreal gazelle]

Bhai koi samay Raina ka match dekha tha kya

[mortal whale]

Rap battle??

[golden agate]

Zedge to mid tha

[tiny night]

voh bandha hi kya hai jo naache na gaaye

[cinder steppe]

Nhi

[cobalt wyvern]

Nhi hu bolne wale hee crazy rich hote h

[azure slate]

Final score predict karo

[tiny night]

@silk pivot aap ladke ho ya ladki

[woven wadi]

Moto Razer flex karte the log

[cinder steppe]

Kuch bhi

[woven wadi]

Flip wala

[cobalt wyvern]

[golden agate]

Talwinder ka face reveal ho chuka hai

[cinder steppe]

Haircut ke paisa nhi hai idhar

[silk pivot]

Lesbians ke liye ladki hu

[cobalt wyvern]

Haircut Kitna h

[golden agate]

US me boutique me jaate hai

[cobalt wyvern]

Waha

[boreal gazelle]

215

[languid island]

[arctic kelp]

Kyahai

[tiny night]

100juuu

[golden agate]

Naayi to 30 Rupaye me karta h

[cobalt wyvern]

Dilli wali girlfriend

[tiny night]

[cobalt wyvern]

Muze bhi chihye

[silk pivot]

Hello bolna hota hai

[arctic kelp]

Techy hello

[tiny night]

kaise hoo

[golden agate]

Pilli Wali GF

[arctic kelp]

My way of saying hello

[cobalt wyvern]

Ye movie bekar laga mujhe wse

[azure slate]

Dilli k gf, breakfast me ipill khati hai

[cobalt wyvern]

Kyu pasand krte h log

[cinder steppe]

Koi pizza ke paise dedo

[silk pivot]

[languid island]

fr yaar mujhe bhi chahiye

[cobalt wyvern]

What's ipill

[golden agate]

Paypal bolo

[arctic kelp]

Goodhoon wbu

[low kestrel]

[golden agate]

Apna

[arctic kelp]

Kya chal rha

[cobalt wyvern]

Dilli wala boyfriend tho maardeta hoga

[azure slate]

Contraceptive pill

[arctic kelp]

[cobalt wyvern]

Gf hee better

[silk pivot]

Fogg

[cobalt wyvern]

[golden agate]

boys are not friends

[arctic kelp]

[rose gale]

Mc

[golden agate]

girls are not friends

[rose gale]

210

[cobalt wyvern]

Boys are gay yes

[languid island]

you from ap? 😭

[cinder steppe]

girls can be friends

[silk pivot]

[cobalt wyvern]

👀 yes

[boreal gazelle]

Huh

[cobalt wyvern]

I like punjabi

[golden agate]

infertile

[cobalt wyvern]

Teach me

[arctic kelp]

Exam nhi hai kya tumhare

[azure slate]

Bumrah ko aese maar rahe hai jaise local koi player hai

[golden agate]

-1

[cobalt wyvern]

I'm a mfking Gabhruuuu

[languid island]

what an unfortunate place for a punjabi dude like me to be in 😭

i study in ap

[cobalt wyvern]

Why

[tiny night]

good did u eat

[cobalt wyvern]

Omg

Where

[silk pivot]

mai aapko ni btaunga agr honge toh

[azure slate]

How many girl friends you have?

[cobalt wyvern]

Where

Do us tudy

[silk pivot]

You never know kal hi ho

[languid island]

lmao guess

[cobalt wyvern]

Vit Mt bol

Marjaungi

[cinder steppe]

Punjabi tho mai bhi hoon…balle balle

[languid island]

yes 😭

[cinder steppe]

Burrah

[languid island]

vit

[cobalt wyvern]

Abe

😭

Sale

Marja

[boreal gazelle]

Me bhi hu

[woven wadi]

Dhawal rizzler h

[languid island]

kya kare bc

[woven wadi]

NY me ladkia ghumata

[cobalt wyvern]

Join vit ap server

[boreal gazelle]

Yasu do bale bale

[scarlet plank]

Dec end ig but utna jata nahi koi last sem

[cobalt wyvern]

Discord pe

[silk pivot]

Kashmiri toh mai bhi hoon
bachao bachao

[cinder steppe]

Mere pas kuch rizz nhi

[cobalt wyvern]

[languid island]

send link

[golden agate]

Pattharbaaz

[languid island]

tu bhi vit se? ☠️

[boreal gazelle]

Kya paaji

[cinder steppe]

Lmao ek aur concert hokar aaya

[arctic kelp]

Yess did you?

[cobalt wyvern]

Yes pass out hone Wali hu

Last yr

[silk pivot]

yeh bengalan beech beech mai uske dm mai chali jaati

[arctic kelp]

Ohhh
Apke jo interviews the kaise rhe

[languid island]

22 batch tu bhi? the fuck??

[cobalt wyvern]

💀 what's yo name

[arctic kelp]

kaise se ho

[arctic kelp]

Fail karoge

[azure slate]

Same clg k log discord pe mil rahe hai, kya coincidence hai

[cobalt wyvern]

Job mili? 🥀

[woven wadi]

Tyla s

[arctic kelp]

Chup rhe

[cobalt wyvern]

Ab bada bada number bolega me jaungi

[silk pivot]

okie

[cinder steppe]

Mujhe tak milla tha ek

[woven wadi]

Ye tyla itni patli q h

[cobalt wyvern]

Kon mannat @tiny night

Tujh mee rabb dikhta h

[cinder steppe]

Vit wale log jitne job nhi mille tum kuch tho galat kar rhe. Mere saare vit wale dost placed hai

[woven wadi]

Humare frnd grp wale marathon jate concert nai

[cinder steppe]

Next year grad

[woven wadi]

[languid island]

int mtech se hu 🤣
bss baithne wala hu placements me soon

[scarlet plank]

Unme to reject hogya but I got another one

[arctic kelp]

Hurt mt ho jaya kro

[cobalt wyvern]

Mujhe mili on campus I rejected it for a better one off

[azure slate]

Tum clg jaate ho?

[cobalt wyvern]

Gud gud good luck

[woven wadi]

@cinder steppe manipal walo ka kya

[silk pivot]

Abh sab aapki tareh emotionless thodi hote

[arctic kelp]

Omg congratulations
I’m so proud of you
So are you opting for it or mtech hi?

[woven wadi]

Bhai yaha mil nai rahi

[arctic kelp]

Tum toh ho

[azure slate]

Skill issue

[silk pivot]

mai emotionless hu?

[cobalt wyvern]

me tho ladki hu na bhai kuch na bhi aye toh dedete h

[tiny night]

which

[languid island]

naam btaa apna

[arctic kelp]

Hann

[cinder steppe]

Unko nhi milli. Only vit friends

[cinder steppe]

Aaisa nhi karte kabhi

[cobalt wyvern]

no

[silk pivot]

Oh hell naw

ew

[tiny night]

[languid island]

[cobalt wyvern]

Krna pada 8.5 mila on campus

[scarlet plank]

Thankyou sm Pooks
I think mtech hi

[languid island]

alright then

[arctic kelp]

[silk pivot]

kya kiya maine

[woven wadi]

Must be nice

[tiny night]

i went to a wedding mast pela wahan khana

[cinder steppe]

Professor hoon

[silk pivot]

kon aaya tha waise

[cobalt wyvern]

Sorry bhai

[woven wadi]

Rich ppl

[cinder steppe]

Thats is also fine

[azure slate]

Logo ko LPU me hoke job mil jaati hai toh tumhe agar nhi mil rahi hai toh skill issue hai

[tiny night]

cham cham aaye mujhe tarsaaye

tujh muskaaye

[arctic kelp]

Niceee
Same place se mtech? Or are you applying elsewhere

[tiny night]

tu jo sharmaye

jaise mera hai khuda jhumta

[scarlet plank]

Jo vc mai btaya tha

[cobalt wyvern]

15k internship stipend with no ft guarantee

[azure slate]

Professor ho? Passout kab hue?

[arctic kelp]

Tumne kuch nhi kiya
Hence emotionless

[cobalt wyvern]

8.5 if converted

[tiny night]

acha vohi
sahi hai congrats

[cinder steppe]

6 saal pehle

[woven wadi]

Bhai thoda decent wala chaiye

[cinder steppe]

Still fine

[silk pivot]

uss din maine aapko emo kardiya tha

[arctic kelp]

Ayoo nice
What did you eat

[woven wadi]

@azure slate tu tips dede me kya karu

[cobalt wyvern]

But mujhe off campus Acha mila

[azure slate]

How old are you?

[cinder steppe]

28

[tiny night]

pav bhaji , noodles, dosa, paneer, chole, dal , tandoori roti, gulab jamun

[cobalt wyvern]

Omg

[languid island]

placed?

[cobalt wyvern]

Uncool

[arctic kelp]

Meri mood pehle se kharab thi
Tumne kuch nhi kiya

[azure slate]

Depend karta hai tum kya padh rahe ho, tumhari skills kya hai aur tumhe karna kya hai aage

[cobalt wyvern]

Internship h

[scarlet plank]

Nope bahar hi karunga, if 1-2 uni mili jo soch rha to maybe out of India

[silk pivot]

dhawal bhai aap 28 saal ke ho💀

[azure slate]

Jhut bol raha hai

[silk pivot]

28 saal ka toh

woh bhi hai

[woven wadi]

Be mech + Mba

[languid island]

nice yaar idhr mere saare dost velle baithe, mujhe self doubts de rhe saale but idc 🤣

[tiny night]

mann mast magan

[azure slate]

28 ka toh samay bhi nhi hua hoga

[silk pivot]

merko maja toh aaya mera purpose poora hogya

[woven wadi]

No way hez 28

[peak karma]

Bs tera nam dohraye

[scarlet plank]

Thanks bhai, congratulations to you bhai upgrade ke liye baith rha?

[azure slate]

Mba ho chuka hai?

[woven wadi]

Ya

[cinder steppe]

Dm

[arctic kelp]

Ohhh nice
Which countries are you aiming for

[azure slate]

2 degree karke bhi job nhi mili?

[tiny night]

upgrade wala dekhte hai
v hard dsa they ask in that

[scarlet plank]

UK/US

[arctic kelp]

Nicee

[cinder steppe]

India ke bahar masters karna is the worst idea tbh

[woven wadi]

Bhai tu madat karra ki insult

[arctic kelp]

Top uni mein ho jaye tumhare

[arctic kelp]

Ielts aur sat dena padega na?

[peak karma]

Wsup chat 🙂

[cinder steppe]

And US aana even worse

[scarlet plank]

Fr bhai technical rounds mai aise hi phat ti meri toh😭

[silk pivot]

India ke bahar jaake comedian ban jao best hai

[woven wadi]

5 5 interview leke reject karte

[azure slate]

Me kya madaat karu isme tum merese jyada padhe likhe ho aur domain bhi alag hai

[tiny night]

true yar dp graph they ask

[cinder steppe]

Door ke dhol suhavne wali baat hai

[arctic kelp]

meri kharab mood pe tumhe hasi aayi?

[scarlet plank]

Hopefully

[tiny night]

kitna pyara verse hai

[scarlet plank]

India se karna better?

[silk pivot]

Nahi "Fuck you bhai" pe🤣

[peak karma]

India mein to is time pe bda risk hai

[cinder steppe]

Nahi karni best

masters

[silk pivot]

bohot

[cinder steppe]

no use

[tiny night]

duniya zamana
jhutha fasana
jeene marne ka waada saancha mera

[azure slate]

Dhawal upmanyu k standup me gaye ho?

[cinder steppe]

nhi

[azure slate]

Any reviews?

[tiny night]

@.teats. waaps ajao

[cinder steppe]

Idk

[arctic kelp]

I miss her sm

[cinder steppe]

depends

[sly scaffold]

yes aunty, i am

[tiny night]

same

[scarlet plank]

Companies aa rahi aur tere clg?

[tiny night]

non tech jyada tech kam

[azure slate]

Woh pune aa raha hai soch raha hu jaake aau

[arctic kelp]

kitne bure ho bhai
Aise onlifren toh dushman ke bhi na ho

[tiny night]

@cobalt wyvern java springboot kisse seeekhu?

[peak karma]

To bhai tuje upmanyu ke show ke liye review ku chahiye . He is funny tum ja skte ho to jao

[silk pivot]

awlele kya hua tha waise uss din bengalan

[scarlet plank]

Bhai iss saal core branches mai higher package lag rhe

[tiny night]

har khaab mera
umeed meri mai tujhse jod du

[scarlet plank]

CSE chud gya hai

[viscid ivy]

@digital meadow

[woven wadi]

Bhai pune me lagwa de job

[tiny night]

cse bhi toh core mei ata

[azure slate]

Pata nhi maine pehle kabhi live show nhi dekha isiliye puch raha hu kyuki ye jaate rehta hai

[woven wadi]

Software padh lunga

[tiny night]

acha

[scarlet plank]

Yes and also they see how much work you've done

[peak karma]

Live show mtlb kisi ka nhi dekha ye sirf upmanyu ka?

[scarlet plank]

Uske alawa

[arctic kelp]

Yaad bhi nhi hai
Shayad bsf se ladai ya padhai ka kuch
Yaad nhi utna

[silk pivot]

@regular_2901 wapis aajao

[scarlet plank]

Civil mechanical electrical

[woven wadi]

Yes

[azure slate]

Me HR thodi hu agar koi opening pata chalti hai mba k liye toh ping karta hu

[tiny night]

acha bisi

[sly scaffold]

regular

[arctic kelp]

Like projects and stuff?

[peak karma]

Yar ek to jha jata hu log padhai likhai ki batein krne lag jate hain 😔

[silk pivot]

pr meri baat toh yaad hai mtlb meri wajeh se hi emo hogyi

[scarlet plank]

Exactly and work experience

[azure slate]

Live kisika nhi dekha except ravi gupta jo ek fest me aaya tha 10-15 min perform karne

[silk pivot]

ek lolu humesha hasta hai

[scarlet plank]

And marketing walo ko bhi zyada mil rha

[peak karma]

Dekho bhai mst . Bdhiya hi hoga upmanyu mst hai

[woven wadi]

Bhai gharme pada rehta dinbhar

Mumbai me kuch hira toh batao

[azure slate]

Mujhe toh samay ka show dekhna tha but ticket aur dost dono available nhi hai

[peak karma]

Dost to chahiye bi ku pr ticket ka kya hua

[azure slate]

Akele kon jata hai show dekhne

[tiny night]

me

[rose gale]

Out

Mc

[arctic kelp]

i was already having a bad day
I remember kyuki maine group leave krdia tha

[rose gale]

Shubhman

[peak karma]

Main ja skta to jata . 🙂

[cinder steppe]

bhai market khrab chal rhi..india ke bahar mat he aao

[arctic kelp]

Oh nice
So do you need to have a work experience somewhere?

Like internship

[hasty lark]

Yeh dekhoooooo

[peak karma]

Gya kya?

[azure slate]

Achha hai you enjoy your own company

[south wasp]

Ek hijda bohot bajta hai chat me aake

[hasty lark]

Lifeless bilkul hi

[rose gale]

Hn

[hasty lark]

[rose gale]

Mayank kaisa hai

[woven wadi]

Samay us tour oe jara

[vestal dome]

0xC5B2084c8A1a8Df2590f8Cea6Eb0e8412e9F1053

[rose gale]

Tu

[south wasp]

Mai Hu Fuddi Chor

[peak karma]

😔

[vestal dome]

[south wasp]

Wot kring

[peak karma]

Ye 26 mein nak.ktayenge

[scarlet plank]

Yesyes

[vestal dome]

Cry bht ganda breakdown horha

[hasty lark]

@cinder steppe bhai yeh meko din bhar mayank mayank karta h

[south wasp]

Sabki fuddi churalunga

[vestal dome]

[south wasp]

What happened??

[woven wadi]

Kon h ye meow

[rose gale]

Axar kaise aaya?

[vestal dome]

idk

[south wasp]

Dalla h

[peak karma]

Gautam Gambhir kuch bi kr skta hai

[south wasp]

Cuz of studies?

[rose gale]

Acha bc

[vestal dome]

No

Carrer

Job

[arctic kelp]

Kiya hai tumne?

[cinder steppe]

koina mai hire kar lunga

[south wasp]

Isme itna kya tension lena yrr enjoy life

[rose gale]

Wahi 3 number mein surprise kar diya dhappa

[cinder steppe]

@vestal dome

[vestal dome]

[peak karma]

Use lag rha hai ki axar patel collapse mein bcha leta hai to khin bi bhej do

[vestal dome]

Salary?

[south wasp]

Irl hire karo bhai discord ki ladkiyo ko chodh do

[vestal dome]

aree

[cinder steppe]

kitni chaiye?

[vestal dome]

Kesa karu explain

[woven wadi]

Bc rich keed

[south wasp]

Vc aake

[vestal dome]

[scarlet plank]

Chal rahi hai

[vestal dome]

Vc abhi can’t

[hasty lark]

@arctic kelp

[south wasp]

Mat jaana uske paas, dm call karega woh tumhe

[arctic kelp]

Yeh meow kaun hai pta nhi

[woven wadi]

Mumbai accha h waise sab pass me hi milta

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

Aap mumbai se ho?

[arctic kelp]

Kaash isko loose motion ho jaye

[woven wadi]

Suburbs

[south wasp]

😘 majak

[hasty lark]

[boreal gazelle]

Delhi se ho kya

[south wasp]

Arre waah same 2 same,kaha se ho?

[arctic kelp]

Tab toh you’re sorted

[silk pivot]

Joh bhi ho
mera kaam hogya

[tiny night]

i mean i dont have a choice

[hasty lark]

Mai hu bhai

[arctic kelp]

Han

[woven wadi]

Mulund

[sly scaffold]

nimbonichya jhadamaage

[tiny night]

delte hogya

[silk pivot]

chii hatt

[south wasp]

Lmao

[sly scaffold]

chandra zhopla gg baaiiii

[woven wadi]

Abe delete q kia

[arctic kelp]

Tu toh hai hi

Delhi se

[woven wadi]

Asa ka

[silk pivot]

abe merme techkidd aagya tha

my bad

[hasty lark]

Aapke dil se

[sly scaffold]

pudhe kay hota

[cobalt wyvern]

Telusko

[boreal gazelle]

Tabhi aap gaytri mantr padh Rahi ho

[arctic kelp]

Shakal dekha hai

[scarlet plank]

I think so

[tiny night]

yt?

[arctic kelp]

Chomudi

[woven wadi]

Mala nai mahit

[sly scaffold]

that brings back memories from 8th grade

[hasty lark]

iski baat pe gpay pe hi bhejdu

[maiden kiln]

Hellow

[hasty lark]

[sly scaffold]

shi bai

[silk pivot]

yeh sabko same cheez bolti
"shakal dekha hai"

[south wasp]

Bhej bhai teri dawai sponsor kru

[scarlet plank]

Mayank bhai kitni id se ban hue hai

[hasty lark]

[woven wadi]

Puran poli khatos ka

[arctic kelp]

Meow bhai whatsapp ke ly likh rhe kisiko

Maine aur danish ne dekha

[south wasp]

Love you

[maiden kiln]

Shakalholic?

[arctic kelp]

[silk pivot]

Mayank bhai boldiya ek or id incoming

[sly scaffold]

ho

garam garam

[south wasp]

Regular bhi bolna padega

[sly scaffold]

with ghee

ani

[hasty lark]

Abey wo meri bhen hai

[sly scaffold]

doodh

[hasty lark]

[silk pivot]

[sly scaffold]

doodh poli is awesome

[rose gale]

Khatam out

[arctic kelp]

Loveyou

[south wasp]

[woven wadi]

Rumali roti sarkhi

[silk pivot]

mai toh abhi regular bana hua tha

[arctic kelp]

[woven wadi]

Mothi

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

[arctic kelp]

Kya hai

[south wasp]

[arctic kelp]

[south wasp]

[arctic kelp]

[sly scaffold]

rumali roti puran poli???

[hasty lark]

Meri didi hai

[woven wadi]

Ho

[south wasp]

[arctic kelp]

Abhi bola behen hai

[south wasp]

Pana pala

[woven wadi]

Mothi wali

[arctic kelp]

[tiny night]

tu bha pala

[south wasp]

Palaya

[sly scaffold]

bitchass y'all bringing siblings to the server with you

[hasty lark]

Abe toh bhen aur didi ek hi hoti

[woven wadi]

Khapar varchi poli

[sly scaffold]

what's that

[arctic kelp]

Loveyou

[south wasp]

Mereko aaj tak kisi ne love you nahi bola 😔

[boreal gazelle]

Ab toh india ko zoro hi jeeta payega

[woven wadi]

Ask ur aai

[hasty lark]

Abe bhai merese bhi puch le yr

[vestal dome]

[hasty lark]

Handsum

[sly scaffold]

khapar

[tiny night]

what happun lost

[sly scaffold]

kya hota hai

aai ghari aahe

[boreal gazelle]

Kya

[south wasp]

Don't worry be happy

[woven wadi]

Motha tava

[vestal dome]

@outer gale @north palm @lusty mantle

[silk pivot]

[arctic kelp]

Straw wali bolegi

[hasty lark]

Abey

[sly scaffold]

bhakri?

[woven wadi]

Ulta karun banavtat

[vestal dome]

How to explain

[tiny night]

[silk pivot]

[vestal dome]

[sly scaffold]

wtf

[silk pivot]

[sly scaffold]

dosa sarkha asta te?

[woven wadi]

Maja ahe aaj

[sly scaffold]

white white

[vestal dome]

Tech dm karti hu

[woven wadi]

Ho

[arctic kelp]

chomudi kahika

[tame trout]

Hmm

[hasty lark]

[south wasp]

Uske saath end krdiya maine, aaj woh puch rahi thi konsi pic story pe lagau

[tiny night]

@outer gale @north palm @lusty mantle inko explain krdio video on krke

[sly scaffold]

ohhhhh

with holes and all

[woven wadi]

Nai

[sly scaffold]

I've eaten it

[hasty lark]

Bc kya kya dekh lete ho

[arctic kelp]

Tumne choose kiya fir?

[sly scaffold]

it's yum

[arctic kelp]

[sly scaffold]

especially with sookka chicken

[woven wadi]

Like rumali roti but puran poli

[silk pivot]

Kon kisse baat karra bc
smjh kyu ni aarha

[tiny night]

neend ari hai

[sly scaffold]

wtf

[tiny night]

so jata hu

[arctic kelp]

Call logs bhi dekha hum dono ne toh

[sly scaffold]

even my mother doesn't know this most probably

[woven wadi]

Te neer dosa boltat

[hasty lark]

Tuuuuu

[woven wadi]

Neer dosa ani chicken

[hasty lark]

Bc

[arctic kelp]

Tu hai

[woven wadi]

Bc bhook lagli ata

[hasty lark]

Usme bhi kuch tha?

[arctic kelp]

Tu bhul gya tha tu stream krra hai

[sly scaffold]

mi aaj maggi khanaar aahe dinner la

uwu

[woven wadi]

Ararara

[sly scaffold]

ara ara

[arctic kelp]

Nhi woh md aunty ki call thi

[hasty lark]

bhondu hu na

[arctic kelp]

[sly scaffold]

tomorrow i have a date with my girl friend

[hasty lark]

[sly scaffold]

🎀

[arctic kelp]

Are us

[arctic kelp]

Goodluck

[sly scaffold]

wish me all the best guys

tyty

[woven wadi]

All the best

[boreal gazelle]

Bhai sabki 🔥 raha hai

[arctic kelp]

Hope it goes well

[hasty lark]

Thank you

[arctic kelp]

[south wasp]

Karna padha 😔

[woven wadi]

Vahini yeil navi

[boreal gazelle]

All the best

[sly scaffold]

tyty

k bye

[stable basin]

Acha

[arctic kelp]

Woh toh chali jayegi bete
Abh toh bas md aunty hi bachi hai

[woven wadi]

Bye

[hasty lark]

I ain't chalant bauna like u

[woven wadi]

Whats bauna

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

Toh phir khatam kaise hua
Usko pta hai you’ll get married soon?

[woven wadi]

M 6ft

[hasty lark]

@viscid ivy she

[golden agate]

✋ me 🎀

[boreal gazelle]

Bhai school me hai ya college me

[arctic kelp]

You’re
You cant be me ngu

[south wasp]

tumhe kaise pata ye baat

[hasty lark]

Issooll

[arctic kelp]

Iska kal preboards hai

Yeh yahan pada hai

[boreal gazelle]

To padhle bhai

[arctic kelp]

You said toh
The other day

[hasty lark]

I don't want to be you

[arctic kelp]

@hasty lark kya krra chomu
Padhai kr

[hasty lark]

Tu mujhe bol na

Usko kyu bolra

[arctic kelp]

[woven wadi]

Trigonometry

👇 fail

[arctic kelp]

Me

[south wasp]

pata hai usko

[boreal gazelle]

Kyu bhai use padh na nahi hai kya sirf tu hi padhega

[hasty lark]

[hasty lark]

Toh teri baat manegi wo

Ab

[woven wadi]

Sinx cosx

[arctic kelp]

You cant be me
Cause height toh nhi badhni aur

[boreal gazelle]

Bhai bolne me kya jata hai

[woven wadi]

Sec C

[worldly pivot]

put me in chanel

[arctic kelp]

Yeh kaisi chipku hai

Danish bhai tumhe tyla ka show miss nhi krna chahiye tha

[hasty lark]

nhi nhi ab audi m reels dekhunga

[woven wadi]

Extrovert banne k liye goli chaiye 1

[south wasp]

mere ghar pe woh aayi Hui thi isiliye jana pada

[arctic kelp]

Maths ki preboards mai dungi tere liye?

[woven wadi]

Sukha puri bhi nai mang pata

[arctic kelp]

Straw?

Chi

Iske liye woh miss krdia

[hasty lark]

isse zyada badh gyi toh log abnormal samjhenge

[boreal gazelle]

Maths ka hai kya tera

[south wasp]

straw nahi toh ladki jiska upar mention Kiya tumne

[acoustic jasper]

Guys I'm new here

[arctic kelp]

Acchaaa

[acoustic jasper]

Anyone

[hasty lark]

pls padha do

[acoustic jasper]

Hey

[golden agate]

Rathee??

[hasty lark]

Ha

[south wasp]

Family gathering thi toh woh logo ko bhi bulaye the toh mereko bhaagna pada

[arctic kelp]

Mai maths fail hoon

[acoustic jasper]

Yo

[spiral minnow]

el matador

[boreal gazelle]

Maths ka hai to jane de

[spiral minnow]

[golden agate]

sup

[hasty lark]

[acoustic jasper]

Good bro tu bata

[arctic kelp]

Sushant bhai se help le

[golden agate]

La Passion

[arctic kelp]

Sad sad

[golden agate]

noice, me bhi guddu

[hasty lark]

Wo sirf ladkiyon ko de rhe 😥

[woven wadi]

@golden agate ye kya gana sunta be

[boreal gazelle]

Ha me de sakta hu

[golden agate]

kaun sa??

[south wasp]

Isme sad kya hai

[arctic kelp]

@boreal gazelle yeh bhi meri saheli hi hai

[woven wadi]

Spin doctor kya h

[acoustic jasper]

Guddu ye kya gay jaisi bate kr rha hai

[viscid ivy]

[hasty lark]

yeh kab hua

[woven wadi]

Speaking of

[boreal gazelle]

Dekh bhai (+)(+)=+
Hota hai

[golden agate]

Mere psychiatry ne suggest Kiya tha sunne ko

[woven wadi]

Wtf u have psychiatrist

[boreal gazelle]

Vo khud ki duniya me rehti hai

[golden agate]

omg 😱😱 how do you know that

[arctic kelp]

Abe tere bhalai ke khatir bol diya maine
Issok welcome

[golden agate]

kyun kya hua

[hasty lark]

. 🙄
🖕🏻👙🖕🏻
🦵🏻🦵🏾

Chup lode

[proper isle]

@arctic kelp

[acoustic jasper]

Just bro I'm so smart to pata hai🤓

[arctic kelp]

No way😭😭😭😭

[proper isle]

good

[golden agate]

still new

[proper isle]

kese ho

[viscid ivy]

😭 wtf

[hasty lark]

😭😭😭

[south wasp]

Ek pair kaala kyu hai

[proper isle]

[acoustic jasper]

Sed life

[boreal gazelle]

Ye kya baat hua bhai

[hasty lark]

Tanning

[golden agate]

Baneesha

[hasty lark]

[proper isle]

hello

[arctic kelp]

Kaise ho ap

[golden agate]

Ted Life

[viscid ivy]

aadha dhoop me khada tha

[proper isle]

understandable

[south wasp]

Woh pair utha ke aapki lelu?

[woven wadi]

@golden agate diagnosis kya h

[proper isle]

mastt bbg wbu

[arctic kelp]

Tumhare hath jaise

[proper isle]

@south wasp

[arctic kelp]

[acoustic jasper]

Bhai teri to bed life hogi ted kya hai

[golden agate]

Wassup bored pea

[south wasp]

Arre waah kya bola hai issi baat pe toh tujhe chudna chahiye

[boreal gazelle]

Bhai padhne gaya tha na ?

[woven wadi]

And does it help

[viscid ivy]

bc

[golden agate]

Anti Life

[proper isle]

bahar hu mai

[south wasp]

araa

[south wasp]

Hiiiii

[hasty lark]

tu bhi reh bhai zyada naak ghusta h

[proper isle]

kese hooo

[viscid ivy]

mai fir aagya lund-chutt ki baatein krne, koi dikkat?

[arctic kelp]

Mai toh mast hoon
Din kaisa rha

[golden agate]

[proper isle]

exam thi acha gyi

[south wasp]

Mai theek hu aap btao aap kaise ho? Dinner hogaya ?

[golden agate]

Hila dala na 🤙🤙

[woven wadi]

Fr? And it helps?

[acoustic jasper]

#true

[proper isle]

hanji done wbu

[hasty lark]

accha ji aisa h kya

[proper isle]

[south wasp]

Mai abhi khaaunga yaar dinner bhook toh lagi hai

[golden agate]

depends

[proper isle]

karloo

[golden agate]

Dinner hua??

[woven wadi]

For u it helped?

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

Zesty ah lingerie

[south wasp]

Pani Puri is better than gol gappe

[hasty lark]

🤣🤣

[south wasp]

Gol gappe more like gol tatte

[golden agate]

For me it does, diffrent pschye

[woven wadi]

Vadapav is better than aloo tikki

[hasty lark]

Chu tiyaa

[arctic kelp]

😭😭😭 besties

Genda toh hai

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

Mera bestie

[hasty lark]

[golden agate]

Chu diya

[woven wadi]

Mera bmi high aya

[golden agate]

Bulk karo fir

[arctic kelp]

Mote ho?

[woven wadi]

Nahi hoon

[golden agate]

😞💔

[woven wadi]

Height k hisab se chip jata

[hasty lark]

mere toh 6 pack h

[woven wadi]

Hoon bc thida

[arctic kelp]

Matlab mote hi ho

[arctic kelp]

[golden agate]

[arctic kelp]

Abe pagli

[viscid ivy]

He is a whoree

[golden agate]

M+O2

[hasty lark]

Tera wo bauna

[woven wadi]

Tips dedo fir @arctic kelp

[hasty lark]

Abe oo manipal

[arctic kelp]

Mai khud mota hoon bhai

[arctic kelp]

[viscid ivy]

I agree

[acoustic jasper]

Bhai 6 pack se kya hota hai last me leke to family pack hi jayega 😂😂

[south wasp]

Tips 😔

[woven wadi]

Tu suratkal wala h kya

[arctic kelp]

[viscid ivy]

Leave him then

[hasty lark]

@arctic kelp

[arctic kelp]

Pagal aurat

[viscid ivy]

He's blocked bitch hahha

[acoustic jasper]

#true

[viscid ivy]

Nice

[arctic kelp]

Genda fr

[hasty lark]

time h abhi bhi ilaaj krwa le

[arctic kelp]

Wohi

Pagal ho chuki

[hasty lark]

gendi hogi tu

[golden agate]

@glass leaf is love 🫶

[woven wadi]

therapist ko kya bolta day to day life?

[hasty lark]

Abe meri tea aadhi reh gyi 🥲🥲🥲

[viscid ivy]

When I want a ruler to mark smth on sum paper but rulers are lowk expensive so you just pull out your large intestine and measure shi

[viscid ivy]

Relatable❤

[arctic kelp]

Han
Genda mera bsf hai naa

[golden agate]

She's nice

[arctic kelp]

Bol

[golden agate]

we're close

[woven wadi]

Bc merese nai hoga kabhi

[arctic kelp]

Dont say she called ya texted

[woven wadi]

[hasty lark]

Uske toh 6 pack

[golden agate]

Koi na

[arctic kelp]

[crisp frost]

Padh rha hu

[hasty lark]

Abey wo vc wali

[arctic kelp]

😭😭😭

[golden agate]

Wife k sath kar lena

[arctic kelp]

Ohshi

[woven wadi]

Nai karunga

Gharwale se nai karta

[hasty lark]

Raat ko anaaa

[golden agate]

same

[arctic kelp]

Woh hometown gya hai na
Abh mutthi marke 6 packs

[golden agate]

gharwale feels like rishtedar

[hasty lark]

@viscid ivy tu aayegi

[arctic kelp]

Padhungi

Kal btana

[hasty lark]

[viscid ivy]

When the temperature is dropping and you're so cold and power department decides to cut off electricity so you just shower w your hg's pee and it lowk makes you feel warm and cozy

[hasty lark]

[woven wadi]

Ab toh emotionless lagta hoon kabhi kabhi

[viscid ivy]

Relatable❤

[hasty lark]

Kuch bhi

[viscid ivy]

Likhna hai abhi aur 2

[golden agate]

[woven wadi]

Until it didnt

[viscid ivy]

Relatable❤

[golden agate]

Hmm

[arctic kelp]

Manipal

Dekha laddoo

[viscid ivy]

Delete kardiya

[hasty lark]

ek bimar dost ko sath do

[golden agate]

Dee se baat Kiya karo

[hasty lark]

[viscid ivy]

Dee se baat mat kiya karo

[arctic kelp]

[viscid ivy]

[golden agate]

Dee is smart

[arctic kelp]

True

[viscid ivy]

Mai khud me khush hun

[woven wadi]

@arctic kelp tu medical student h kya

[boreal gazelle]

Hey bro one piece fav anime hai kya Tera

[hasty lark]

Jaldi krrr

[viscid ivy]

Nahi wo meri student hai

[golden agate]

Khud ki khushi

[arctic kelp]

Mai 11vi mein hoon

[woven wadi]

Yes

[hasty lark]

minor

[viscid ivy]

Apna hath jagannath ❤🤲🏿

[arctic kelp]

Minor hunter

[hasty lark]

Hari patti aankhien lal manipal manipal

[boreal gazelle]

Manga padhta hai kya

[arctic kelp]

[viscid ivy]

Relatable❤

[woven wadi]

Nai bhai anime only

[viscid ivy]

All this js to end up under 6ft dirt and a gravestone on it.

[woven wadi]

Aisa animation kahi nai

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

@hasty lark yaad krri tujhe

[boreal gazelle]

One piece peak pe toh hai

[woven wadi]

Deadpool nobda

[tiny night]

balam pichkari

[woven wadi]

Sab 11 12th wale h

[hasty lark]

Meko nhi mosquito ko

[boreal gazelle]

Ha

[viscid ivy]

Relatable❤

[woven wadi]

School ka discord grp banalo

[viscid ivy]

Bc kisne delete kiya

[hasty lark]

[woven wadi]

Sad

[viscid ivy]

Dhawal bhai samne aao

[arctic kelp]

Hai apna
@hasty lark aur yeh dee meri group mein hai

[arctic kelp]

[hasty lark]

[woven wadi]

Basically sab weirdos h

[viscid ivy]

Ye dhawal mujhe kisi din gandi gaali deke bhaga dega

[arctic kelp]

Deds bklode lurk kya krra

[hasty lark]

[viscid ivy]

Abe oye

[arctic kelp]

Chi bhai

[viscid ivy]

Tu hoga weirdo

[arctic kelp]

Dhawal gaali dega?

[woven wadi]

Schizo

[arctic kelp]

Mar jaati isse tu

Dhawal ladki ko gaali dene se pehle

[viscid ivy]

Phirse kehri ion hate dhawal

[arctic kelp]

Ladki ko