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Padosi se leke dc pe daala hai

😭


padosi ko bola flipkart ka otp aayega dc ka le aaya
Nah yawr vo cutie hai

Why
Doston ke sath bahar jao
Bhai sunn, plzz yehi naam se reh
Lesseee kya hota hai
Assa chalti hun duaon mai yaad rakhna

Zyada se zyada ban ho jauga or kya
Sem over, dost sab apne apne ghar vapas
IITian ?
Vhi, prr yeh og naam hi rakh 
Bbye Dee tc
@trail shale seekh kuch 
No one gives a fck anymore bhai
abh toh dost hi ajeeb hogye
baat to yeh bhi sahi hai
bye guys padhai tame 

sb padhne jaa rhe
Hijde kahike 
me kya karu 
Oo shit
Chor

yeh le 🌺

School me hai kya tu
Guys meri kidney me headache hora

horha hu kya mai ban?
10th me hu, kal preboards hai

Kid
To idaar kya kar raha hai
Itna mat daro kuch nhi hoga
Ohhh
Which sem
Kounsa board
Jeet jayege hum match
Lund chutt ki baatein
I got 54 in preboards
merko laga mujhe bola
Main exam me 90% mila
Itne to mere bhi nahi aaye the
@boreal gazelle
back to zayn
Ha bhai kitna flex karega
Hi reg
7
Kounsa state
Boards?
Hiii
Genius?@cobalt wyvern
Bhai din bhar padh ta tha kya
Han
State board boli na
Mere 80
Mujhe laga phirse ban kar raha
Kaise genius
Fir bhi kam thodi h
Mujhe bhi laga
Fayl
Ab kounsi me hai
Ted aya
Hm
Ye old chats kisne delete ki idhar ki

Yeh baar baar personality kyu switch karte rehta hai
Ab tob masters karra
2 baar likha?
Preboard fail
kisko bolre ho
@cinder steppe
Not board
Tumhe hi
@cinder steppe bhai NY me kaise preboards
Tech kid send jam
ohh
uske harry potter ki chhadi se uski gaand laal hogi
Jub india me tha tub ki baat kr rha
arre woh usne bola tha isiliye
bass ek baar hi toh kari
Fir boards me mere 36% aa gae
Bhai tum sab preboard me fail ho rahe ho
Fir board me 90 la rahe ho
Bhi hotdog khale
vape jalgyi😔
Ye kese
koi problem hai aapko 
which flavour
saare crazy rich log itne chutiye kaise hote
sent
Dhawal crazy rich h
Spotify kids kya janenge Pagalworld ke maje
aapko ni bola bhai
?
aap crazy rich ho?
hmm
99/100 english 98/100 sst 97/100 CS
Dhawal ko honey trap karna padega abto
Rap battle
Mp3pk

Napster 🗿 final Boss
Rap battle???????
Ohhh next sem kabse fir
💃
100
Nahi hoon
Zedge
Bhai koi samay Raina ka match dekha tha kya
Rap battle??
Zedge to mid tha
voh bandha hi kya hai jo naache na gaaye
Nhi
Nhi hu bolne wale hee crazy rich hote h
Final score predict karo
@silk pivot aap ladke ho ya ladki
Moto Razer flex karte the log
Kuch bhi
Flip wala

Talwinder ka face reveal ho chuka hai
Haircut ke paisa nhi hai idhar
Lesbians ke liye ladki hu
Haircut Kitna h
US me boutique me jaate hai
Waha
215

Kyahai
100juuu
Naayi to 30 Rupaye me karta h
Dilli wali girlfriend

Muze bhi chihye
Hello bolna hota hai
Techy hello
kaise hoo 
Pilli Wali GF
My way of saying hello
Ye movie bekar laga mujhe wse
Dilli k gf, breakfast me ipill khati hai
Kyu pasand krte h log
fr yaar mujhe bhi chahiye
What's ipill
Paypal bolo
Goodhoon wbu
Apna
Kya chal rha
Dilli wala boyfriend tho maardeta hoga
Contraceptive pill

Fogg

boys are not friends

Mc
girls are not friends
210
Boys are gay yes
you from ap? 😭
girls can be friends

👀 yes
Huh
I like punjabi
infertile
Teach me
Exam nhi hai kya tumhare
Bumrah ko aese maar rahe hai jaise local koi player hai
-1
I'm a mfking Gabhruuuu
what an unfortunate place for a punjabi dude like me to be in 😭
i study in ap
good did u eat
mai aapko ni btaunga agr honge toh
How many girl friends you have?
You never know kal hi ho
lmao guess
Punjabi tho mai bhi hoon…balle balle
yes 😭
Burrah
vit
Me bhi hu
Dhawal rizzler h
kya kare bc
NY me ladkia ghumata
Join vit ap server
Yasu do bale bale
Dec end ig but utna jata nahi koi last sem
Discord pe
Kashmiri toh mai bhi hoon
bachao bachao
Mere pas kuch rizz nhi

send link
Pattharbaaz
tu bhi vit se? ☠️
Kya paaji
Lmao ek aur concert hokar aaya
Yess did you?
yeh bengalan beech beech mai uske dm mai chali jaati
Ohhh
Apke jo interviews the kaise rhe
22 batch tu bhi? the fuck??
💀 what's yo name
kaise se ho
Fail karoge
Same clg k log discord pe mil rahe hai, kya coincidence hai
Job mili? 🥀
Tyla s
Chup rhe
okie
Mujhe tak milla tha ek
Ye tyla itni patli q h
Vit wale log jitne job nhi mille tum kuch tho galat kar rhe. Mere saare vit wale dost placed hai
Humare frnd grp wale marathon jate concert nai
Next year grad

int mtech se hu 🤣
bss baithne wala hu placements me soon
Unme to reject hogya but I got another one
Hurt mt ho jaya kro
Mujhe mili on campus I rejected it for a better one off
Tum clg jaate ho?
Gud gud good luck
@cinder steppe manipal walo ka kya
Abh sab aapki tareh emotionless thodi hote
Omg congratulations 
I’m so proud of you
So are you opting for it or mtech hi?
Bhai yaha mil nai rahi
Tum toh ho
Skill issue
mai emotionless hu?
me tho ladki hu na bhai kuch na bhi aye toh dedete h
which 
naam btaa apna
Hann
Unko nhi milli. Only vit friends
Aaisa nhi karte kabhi
no


Krna pada 8.5 mila on campus
Thankyou sm Pooks
I think mtech hi
alright then

kya kiya maine
Must be nice
i went to a wedding mast pela wahan khana 
Professor hoon
kon aaya tha waise
Sorry bhai 
Rich ppl
Thats is also fine
Logo ko LPU me hoke job mil jaati hai toh tumhe agar nhi mil rahi hai toh skill issue hai
Niceee
Same place se mtech? Or are you applying elsewhere
Jo vc mai btaya tha
15k internship stipend with no ft guarantee 
Professor ho? Passout kab hue?
Tumne kuch nhi kiya
Hence emotionless
8.5 if converted
acha vohi
sahi hai congrats 
6 saal pehle
Bhai thoda decent wala chaiye
Still fine
uss din maine aapko emo kardiya tha

Ayoo nice
What did you eat
@azure slate tu tips dede me kya karu
But mujhe off campus Acha mila
How old are you?
28
pav bhaji , noodles, dosa, paneer, chole, dal , tandoori roti, gulab jamun
Omg
placed?
Uncool
Meri mood pehle se kharab thi
Tumne kuch nhi kiya
Depend karta hai tum kya padh rahe ho, tumhari skills kya hai aur tumhe karna kya hai aage
Internship h
Nope bahar hi karunga, if 1-2 uni mili jo soch rha to maybe out of India
dhawal bhai aap 28 saal ke ho💀
Jhut bol raha hai
Be mech + Mba
nice yaar idhr mere saare dost velle baithe, mujhe self doubts de rhe saale but idc 🤣
mann mast magan
28 ka toh samay bhi nhi hua hoga
merko maja toh aaya mera purpose poora hogya
No way hez 28
Bs tera nam dohraye
Thanks bhai, congratulations to you bhai
upgrade ke liye baith rha?
Mba ho chuka hai?
Ya
Dm
Ohhh nice 
Which countries are you aiming for
2 degree karke bhi job nhi mili?
upgrade wala dekhte hai
v hard dsa they ask in that 
UK/US
Nicee
India ke bahar masters karna is the worst idea tbh
Bhai tu madat karra ki insult
Top uni mein ho jaye tumhare
Ielts aur sat dena padega na?
Wsup chat 🙂
And US aana even worse
Fr bhai technical rounds mai aise hi phat ti meri toh😭
India ke bahar jaake comedian ban jao best hai
5 5 interview leke reject karte
Me kya madaat karu isme tum merese jyada padhe likhe ho aur domain bhi alag hai
true yar dp graph they ask
Door ke dhol suhavne wali baat hai
meri kharab mood pe tumhe hasi aayi?
Hopefully
India se karna better?
Nahi "Fuck you bhai" pe🤣
India mein to is time pe bda risk hai
bohot
no use
duniya zamana
jhutha fasana
jeene marne ka waada saancha mera 
Dhawal upmanyu k standup me gaye ho?
nhi
Any reviews?
@.teats. waaps ajao 
Idk
I miss her sm
depends
yes aunty, i am
same
Companies aa rahi aur tere clg?
non tech jyada tech kam
Woh pune aa raha hai soch raha hu jaake aau
kitne bure ho bhai
Aise onlifren toh dushman ke bhi na ho
@cobalt wyvern java springboot kisse seeekhu?
To bhai tuje upmanyu ke show ke liye review ku chahiye . He is funny tum ja skte ho to jao
awlele kya hua tha waise uss din bengalan
Bhai iss saal core branches mai higher package lag rhe
har khaab mera
umeed meri mai tujhse jod du 
CSE chud gya hai
@digital meadow 
Bhai pune me lagwa de job
cse bhi toh core mei ata
Pata nhi maine pehle kabhi live show nhi dekha isiliye puch raha hu kyuki ye jaate rehta hai
Software padh lunga
acha
Yes and also they see how much work you've done
Live show mtlb kisi ka nhi dekha ye sirf upmanyu ka?
Uske alawa
Yaad bhi nhi hai
Shayad bsf se ladai ya padhai ka kuch
Yaad nhi utna
@regular_2901 wapis aajao
Civil mechanical electrical
Yes
Me HR thodi hu agar koi opening pata chalti hai mba k liye toh ping karta hu
acha bisi
regular
Like projects and stuff?
Yar ek to jha jata hu log padhai likhai ki batein krne lag jate hain 😔
pr meri baat toh yaad hai mtlb meri wajeh se hi emo hogyi
Exactly and work experience
Live kisika nhi dekha except ravi gupta jo ek fest me aaya tha 10-15 min perform karne
And marketing walo ko bhi zyada mil rha
Dekho bhai mst . Bdhiya hi hoga upmanyu mst hai
Mujhe toh samay ka show dekhna tha but ticket aur dost dono available nhi hai
Dost to chahiye bi ku pr ticket ka kya hua
Akele kon jata hai show dekhne
me
i was already having a bad day
I remember kyuki maine group leave krdia tha
Shubhman
Main ja skta to jata . 🙂
bhai market khrab chal rhi..india ke bahar mat he aao
Oh nice
So do you need to have a work experience somewhere?
Like internship
Yeh dekhoooooo
Gya kya?
Achha hai you enjoy your own company
Ek hijda bohot bajta hai chat me aake
Lifeless bilkul hi
Hn

Mayank kaisa hai
Samay us tour oe jara
0xC5B2084c8A1a8Df2590f8Cea6Eb0e8412e9F1053
Tu
Mai Hu Fuddi Chor
😔

Wot kring
Ye 26 mein nak.ktayenge
Yesyes
Cry bht ganda breakdown horha
@cinder steppe bhai yeh meko din bhar mayank mayank karta h 
Sabki fuddi churalunga

What happened??
Kon h ye meow
Axar kaise aaya?
idk
Dalla h
Gautam Gambhir kuch bi kr skta hai
Cuz of studies?
Acha bc
Kiya hai tumne?
koina mai hire kar lunga
Isme itna kya tension lena yrr enjoy life
Wahi 3 number mein surprise kar diya dhappa
@vestal dome

Use lag rha hai ki axar patel collapse mein bcha leta hai to khin bi bhej do
Salary?
Irl hire karo bhai discord ki ladkiyo ko chodh do
aree
kitni chaiye?
Kesa karu explain
Bc rich keed
Vc aake
Chal rahi hai
@arctic kelp 
Mat jaana uske paas, dm call karega woh tumhe
Yeh meow kaun hai pta nhi
Mumbai accha h waise sab pass me hi milta

Aap mumbai se ho?
Suburbs
😘 majak

Delhi se ho kya
Arre waah same 2 same,kaha se ho?
Tab toh you’re sorted
Joh bhi ho
mera kaam hogya
i mean i dont have a choice
Mai hu bhai
Han
Mulund
nimbonichya jhadamaage
delte hogya
chii hatt
Lmao
chandra zhopla gg baaiiii
Abe delete q kia
Asa ka
Aapke dil se 
pudhe kay hota
Telusko
Tabhi aap gaytri mantr padh Rahi ho
Shakal dekha hai
I think so
yt?
Chomudi
Mala nai mahit
that brings back memories from 8th grade
iski baat pe gpay pe hi bhejdu
Hellow

shi bai
yeh sabko same cheez bolti
"shakal dekha hai"
Bhej bhai teri dawai sponsor kru
Mayank bhai kitni id se ban hue hai

Puran poli khatos ka
Shakalholic?
Mayank bhai boldiya ek or id incoming
Regular bhi bolna padega
Abey wo meri bhen hai
doodh


doodh poli is awesome
Khatam out

Rumali roti sarkhi
mai toh abhi regular bana hua tha

Mothi

Kya hai




rumali roti puran poli???
Meri didi hai

Ho
Abhi bola behen hai
Pana pala
Mothi wali

tu bha pala
Palaya
bitchass y'all bringing siblings to the server with you
Abe toh bhen aur didi ek hi hoti

Khapar varchi poli
what's that
Loveyou
Mereko aaj tak kisi ne love you nahi bola 😔
Ab toh india ko zoro hi jeeta payega
Ask ur aai
Abe bhai merese bhi puch le yr
Handsum 
khapar
what happun lost
Kya
Don't worry be happy
Motha tava
@outer gale @north palm @lusty mantle

Straw wali bolegi
Abey
bhakri?
Ulta karun banavtat
How to explain


wtf

dosa sarkha asta te?
Maja ahe aaj
white white
Tech dm karti hu
Ho
chomudi kahika
Hmm

Uske saath end krdiya maine,
aaj woh puch rahi thi konsi pic story pe lagau
@outer gale @north palm @lusty mantle inko explain krdio video on krke 
Nai
I've eaten it
Bc kya kya dekh lete ho 
Tumne choose kiya fir?
it's yum
especially with sookka chicken
Like rumali roti but puran poli
Kon kisse baat karra bc
smjh kyu ni aarha
neend ari hai
wtf
so jata hu
Call logs bhi dekha hum dono ne toh
even my mother doesn't know this most probably
Te neer dosa boltat
Tuuuuu
Bc
Tu hai
Bc bhook lagli ata
Tu bhul gya tha tu stream krra hai
Ararara
ara ara
Nhi woh md aunty ki call thi
bhondu hu na

tomorrow i have a date with my girl friend

🎀
Are us
Goodluck
All the best
Bhai sabki 🔥 raha hai
Hope it goes well
Karna padha 😔
Vahini yeil navi
All the best
Acha
Woh toh chali jayegi bete
Abh toh bas md aunty hi bachi hai
Bye
I ain't chalant bauna like u
Whats bauna

Toh phir khatam kaise hua
Usko pta hai you’ll get married soon?
M 6ft
✋ me 🎀
Bhai school me hai ya college me
You’re
You cant be me ngu
tumhe kaise pata ye baat
Issooll
Iska kal preboards hai
Yeh yahan pada hai
To padhle bhai
You said toh
The other day
I don't want to be you
@hasty lark kya krra chomu
Padhai kr

Me
pata hai usko
Kyu bhai use padh na nahi hai kya sirf tu hi padhega

Toh teri baat manegi wo
Ab
Sinx cosx
You cant be me
Cause height toh nhi badhni aur
Bhai bolne me kya jata hai
Sec C
put me in chanel
Yeh kaisi chipku hai
Danish bhai tumhe tyla ka show miss nhi krna chahiye tha
nhi nhi ab audi m reels dekhunga
Extrovert banne k liye goli chaiye 1
mere ghar pe woh aayi Hui thi isiliye jana pada
Maths ki preboards mai dungi tere liye?
Straw?
Chi
Iske liye woh miss krdia
isse zyada badh gyi toh log abnormal samjhenge
Maths ka hai kya tera
straw nahi toh ladki jiska upar mention Kiya tumne
Guys I'm new here
Acchaaa
Anyone
pls padha do
Hey
Rathee??
Ha
Family gathering thi toh woh logo ko bhi bulaye the
toh mereko bhaagna pada
Mai maths fail hoon 
Yo
el matador
Maths ka hai to jane de

sup
Good bro tu bata
Sushant bhai se help le
La Passion
Sad sad
noice, me bhi guddu
Wo sirf ladkiyon ko de rhe 😥
@golden agate ye kya gana sunta be
Ha me de sakta hu
kaun sa??
Isme sad kya hai 
@boreal gazelle yeh bhi meri saheli hi hai
Spin doctor kya h
Guddu ye kya gay jaisi bate kr rha hai
yeh kab hua
Speaking of
Dekh bhai (+)(+)=+
Hota hai
Mere psychiatry ne suggest Kiya tha sunne ko
Wtf u have psychiatrist
Vo khud ki duniya me rehti hai
omg 😱😱 how do you know that
Abe tere bhalai ke khatir bol diya maine
Issok welcome
kyun kya hua
. 🙄
🖕🏻👙🖕🏻
🦵🏻🦵🏾
Chup lode
@arctic kelp

Just bro I'm so smart to pata hai🤓
No way😭😭😭😭
good 
still new
kese ho
😭 wtf
😭😭😭
Ek pair kaala kyu hai

Sed life
Ye kya baat hua bhai
Tanning
Baneesha 

hello
Kaise ho ap
Ted Life
aadha dhoop me khada tha
understandable
Woh pair utha ke aapki lelu?
@golden agate diagnosis kya h
mastt bbg wbu
Tumhare hath jaise
@south wasp

Bhai teri to bed life hogi ted kya hai
Wassup bored pea
Arre waah kya bola hai issi baat pe toh tujhe chudna chahiye
Bhai padhne gaya tha na ?
And does it help
Anti Life
bahar hu mai
araa
Hiiiii
tu bhi reh bhai zyada naak ghusta h
kese hooo
mai fir aagya lund-chutt ki baatein krne, koi dikkat? 
Mai toh mast hoon
Din kaisa rha

exam thi acha gyi

Mai theek hu aap btao aap kaise ho? Dinner hogaya ?
Hila dala na 🤙🤙
Fr? And it helps?
#true
hanji done wbu
accha ji aisa h kya

Mai abhi khaaunga yaar dinner bhook toh lagi hai
depends
karloo
Dinner hua??
For u it helped?

Zesty ah lingerie
Pani Puri is better than gol gappe
🤣🤣
Gol gappe more like gol tatte
For me it does, diffrent pschye
Vadapav is better than aloo tikki


Chu diya 
Bulk karo fir
Mote ho?
Nahi hoon
😞💔
Height k hisab se chip jata 
mere toh 6 pack h
Hoon bc thida
Matlab mote hi ho

Abe pagli
He is a whoree
M+O2
Tera wo bauna 
Tips dedo fir @arctic kelp
Abe oo manipal

I agree
Bhai 6 pack se kya hota hai last me leke to family pack hi jayega 😂😂
Tips 😔
Tu suratkal wala h kya
Leave him then 
@arctic kelp 
Pagal aurat
He's blocked bitch hahha
#true
Nice
Genda fr
time h abhi bhi ilaaj krwa le
Wohi
Pagal ho chuki
gendi hogi tu
@glass leaf is love 🫶
therapist ko kya bolta day to day life?
Abe meri tea aadhi reh gyi 🥲🥲🥲
When I want a ruler to mark smth on sum paper but rulers are lowk expensive so you just pull out your large intestine and measure shi
Relatable❤
Han
Genda mera bsf hai naa
She's nice
Bol
we're close
Bc merese nai hoga kabhi
Dont say she called ya texted

Uske toh 6 pack
Koi na

Padh rha hu
Abey wo vc wali
😭😭😭
Wife k sath kar lena
Ohshi
Raat ko anaaa
same
Woh hometown gya hai na
Abh mutthi marke 6 packs
gharwale feels like rishtedar
@viscid ivy tu aayegi
When the temperature is dropping and you're so cold and power department decides to cut off electricity so you just shower w your hg's pee and it lowk makes you feel warm and cozy
Ab toh emotionless lagta hoon kabhi kabhi
Relatable❤
Kuch bhi
Likhna hai abhi aur 2

Until it didnt
Relatable❤
Hmm
Delete kardiya 
ek bimar dost ko sath do
Dee se baat Kiya karo

Dee se baat mat kiya karo

Dee is smart
True
Mai khud me khush hun
@arctic kelp tu medical student h kya
Hey bro one piece fav anime hai kya Tera
Jaldi krrr
Nahi wo meri student hai
Khud ki khushi
Mai 11vi mein hoon
Yes
minor
Apna hath jagannath ❤🤲🏿
Minor hunter
Hari patti aankhien lal manipal manipal
Manga padhta hai kya

Relatable❤
Nai bhai anime only
All this js to end up under 6ft dirt and a gravestone on it.
Aisa animation kahi nai
@hasty lark yaad krri tujhe
One piece peak pe toh hai
Deadpool nobda
balam pichkari
Sab 11 12th wale h
Meko nhi mosquito ko
Ha
Relatable❤
School ka discord grp banalo

Sad
Dhawal bhai samne aao
Hai apna
@hasty lark aur yeh dee meri group mein hai

Basically sab weirdos h
Ye dhawal mujhe kisi din gandi gaali deke bhaga dega
Deds bklode lurk kya krra

Abe oye
Chi bhai
Tu hoga weirdo
Dhawal gaali dega?
Schizo
Phirse kehri ion hate dhawal
Ladki ko






bc