#general-chat
1 messages Β· Page 13 of 1
yesterday, I went to an open mic show and the performer was not so big boy, he was struggling with people's stone faces, nobody was geeting laugh even me until he came with "hey these are just jokes and i am a kid so if you're not laughing you must be taking a kid so seriously"
In a friendly tone onli
hihihi
I wont aww you now ;-;
Pranav ne bhi nashe karna shuru kar diye
idts tbh... I dont see myself making out with a guy ever
I am clueless
Bits baddies?
Whatsapp par karunga msg
sorry
Did you join sutta gang or ganja gang
I see myself in the mirror sometimes, meri aukaat nahi hai utni

both
Negative self talk in big 2025
mhmm
Becoming like catto
Pack it up gngπ₯
maybe
Brain k laude lagte
Isliye toh present continuous likha hai
catto to cocaine pr hai
Neurons k laude lagte
Abe yarr
Aise nhi sochne ka
Dekh nhi rha ajkal langoor ke hath hi angoor aa rhe
You try
Youβll get good ladki
Tu toh langoor hai bhi nhi


Langoor bol diya hawww
I will break all mirrors now
Langur bola
Yeh dekho

tbh, mann nhi krta... something is wrong with me
Kya yeh woh 19min wale langoor ki baat ho rahi hai
darti hun kya
I noticed 
the only person with good attention span in this server π
It's all nashe
hii pornab
Go out brokemon touch grass
Heli
wo to π hai... maine dekha bhi nhi hai wo
Helo
i literally said tu toh langoor hai bhi nhi
what did I do bro
;-;
Instagram band kar diya kya
hie
vc?
Shaam ko?
grass to touch krta hi hu π
Arey matlab thodi aur shaam
Nashedi log

Eww
I only dm people on instagram
chill tarrif ki h bro
mai ni aata naa 8-9 ke baad 
Dm what?
Nesha mukti kendra le chale?

usse bhi bura hu, aajkal suicide bomber jaisa lagne laga hun
padhai 
Abe wtf
thanks brother
shittttt

Bye



Yeh kya suicidal anniversary pe fir suicidal thoughts
teri kaisi chalri h

dm friends
Tune hi thodi bola
yess
Kharbuza khau ya guava
wapis aa
ni krra padhai ki baat
;-;
guava
@viscid ivy chalo be
Isko nesha mukti kendra le jana hai
Ok kharbuza it is
Kharbuza
Kharbuja akele khatam nhi hoga guava ho jayega
kahan jana hai?
Nesha mukti kendra

Arey yar

pornab ko woh movie dikhao
Nasha mukti kendra
konsi?
Unless you are big and fat who can finish kharbuja at a time
no smoking? wo dekhte dekhte hi fuuk rha tha
Why would you judge

Big and fat 

Kaisa gya exam 
did anyone say lean π
I have codeine lying around
Ha judge nhi karna chaiye tha kharbuja bhi kha sakta hai akela insaan
marr jayega soon

Lean chicken breast

nom nom?
Bhai pranav is kinda cooked
true

Yesss
ye kab hua
soon
It's never too late btw
shrooms try karo
Gorilla toh din me 15kg kha sakta hai
already done
kodaikanal jaake
Mai 20
youβre ahead of me bitch
I had the extract, I started tripping balls
ek din marr jayega,
kutte ki maut,
jag mein sb kahenge,
marr gya madarchod
la laa. lalllaaa la la laa
it was concentrated asff
π
apke liye toh alag se khana banta hoga fir

Han 
seekh kuch pranav se
Yoo bitches I'm back 
I saw a tree, the tree became a monkey, the monkey became a gorilla, the gorilla became godzilla
Dee

@viscid ivy ek din marr jayegi,
kutte ki maut,
jag mein sb kahenge,
marr gyi madarchod
la laa. lalllaaa la la laa
Teri practicals kabse hai
Start playing some sport
mat seekho bhai ;-;
Chup karja 
@arctic kelp ek din marr jayegi,
kutte ki maut,
jag mein sb kahenge,
marr gyi cutieee
la laa. lalllaaa la la laa
actually good advice
aaah, i have heard a lot about such illusions
mujhe bhi karna haii
thanks
Firse sutta chalu kar diya kya
I will pick up on it
Merese baat mt kro
Ignore mar diya π’




kyu
and padh kya likha hai maine
Thenks gng 
ye adhd ko control kaise kare
Mujhe nhi padhna
Therapy
without drugs
Therapist ke pas jao
2 burger + fries + diet coke
mat karo... I have started looking rajkumar rao from the ghee khatam meme after this
gingko biloba
moti ho jaungi
atomoxetine
ayo
ye baad mein padha maine sorry, wo to nahi aata mujhe
eat tasty or look tasty
Bhagja
mai kbb badla 
this is a lil mild stuff... could be tried

π€Έ
π¦½ποΈββοΈ
Messi sed
my hands are shivering

You didnβt say hi

tu gc mein ni thi 
i need @viscid ivy rn
im feeling
weird
For what you need 
Abh bol
mai jaa rha π hii and byee
Bhai inke yahan hostel chill hai lemme come out next year hostel
Damn I'll listen to punjabi songs then
Assalam walekum miyaari β€οΈβπ₯
gg
ded chat
Waliakum asalam miya 


missu π π
hatt
tbkc
CB penn di lorriii
yeh le πΊ

gaypul
@boreal flame
hi
hello
Aa gaye bache log

ye mindset se toh aapki body tasty nahi lagti hogi
Good 
28 kamar hai meri
Kaam nahi krta dimaag
Bokwas
Bokawaas


im condom
hot
Hi mehu
Huihui

Hi shayla
Oh your are too high rated
I m just 1100
Us 
I'll sacrifice my Bishop under 10 moves
But we will play unrated
Bhai teri pfp badi mast hai kaushal
Ty

yeh kya pfp hai 
@granite gyro
Unrated? Done
aap kon ho?
Dhurandhar Dekhi
No stakes π
πΏ

Dhurandhar Dekho tumne?
No
usne fren request bheji hai, isliye puch rha
Is it Good
πββ¬ π
Haan, mujhe doubt hai, isliye aaj iske saath VC jaaunga
Best Indian Spy Thriller so far


Oh i will watch
Tumhari gf hai ya bf?
tu vc hi jaata reh, mai toh
room jaunga
You r very famous here
Kuch nhi bhai 
mene idhar Boht galat kaam kre hai isliye
Sasti Raaand Famous hi hoti

jaao jaao
hello
Aap bhi single ho
yo
Wassup
gud hu ji aap batao
Nitro khatam hogya kya tera 
uska msg ni aara
Vadiya ji vadiya
kiska?
bhadwe tbkc
mere tatte me
tmkc
@arctic kelp hi
Porato 
Soujanya ko mera koti-koti naman

mkc

@rose gale

mute check
Hello
Hlo hlo
sab changaaa?
Kuch khaana hai
pehle maine tag kiya tha fir bhi tune isko reply kiya
Yes yes
Tu bol

bsdk aagya
Racism against Indians is so bad
Yeh pehle dikha
Kyuki vo meri loml hai 
bsdk chala gya
Exactly
Mujhe lagta tha bihari hate Boht bura hai , but bhai sahab
Mai bss, padhai ke bojhhh me chaknaa-choor hu
tu bsf ni hai meri? 
Loml hai woh mera
Period khatam hogaye kya
yes
marble ka msg ni aaya aaj?
nhi horra
Han
mute check
mai bsf ni hoon? 


@viscid ivy ban check
aaj maine bhi usko boldia "reels pe react krliya kr bhosdike"
Kash woh tera g marde
Bhadwe 

Han bol rha tha abhi
Rishi aagya
ek watch gift karde 



Din hi acchi hogyi meri toh

hahahahaha
ja rha hu bhai bss tag ka reply dene aaya tha 
Acche se padh
rishi abb hume tag ni krta

@short drift dekho deadpool aaya h


bohot thand h
bed pe jaata hu

mere yahan nhi hai

aaj bohot khush lgri h
tu
what's the occasion 
A call

call sex?
No ew
vdo call? 
That's called porn
Call of Duty?

Sex on video call is just porn 
@thin moss
chodd yeh sbb, free hai?
Yeh jee ka dalla firse aagya dc

Jaakr padhai krr jhaat buddhi
aarahi hu
Dogle Dalal chup beth
Kyun
noir?
laptop ko charge karna padega lekjn
karo
Kya bakk gya mai
he'll be late?
ignore kr randoms ko 

podcast de 
No βοΈπ€
Agar wo dusro ko sex karte dekhe to wo porn hai
noir ke manager ke pass noir ke kuch secrets hai shayad
social distancing sex
Toh so kyu nhi jaate
Mujhe dogi kal? 
podcast
Ohh shit, kal se to aa hi nhi paaunga
line se gaand faad exams hai kal se to

All the best dear
You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
You make me happy
When skies are grey

deadpool 100janya kya kar rahe ho aaj kal?
Exams ki taiyyari 
konse exams?
konsa sem?
3
π π
Mat pucho din hi kharab hai
Chomu college wale pure din auditorium mein baithake chapar chapar kr rhe the

mera toh hogya

oh naya nya clg start hua hai?
Mai jaata hu padhne
Hi
bye goodluck
I'm new 

Is someone be my frnd
jharkhand
π
Nahi
Han 1st sem
Kab
@arctic kelp yahan
trust me ye auditorium wala time best hota hai uske baad jab clg shuru hota hai toh 

Reh jayega

@thin moss tf man
Boring gc
you too
Hawww
College start ho chuki hai
Yeh aise hi pta nhi kya bol rhe the
hawwwwww
what are u pursuing
Maine toh suna bhi nhi
Don't copy my flow
Reel chala rhi thi
I said it first
wahi karna hota hai

Mbbs
nahii ek he laalmirch hai server me
oh tf kahan se kar rahe
good thing for the guy
mbbs behenchod
but you're alive
meri toh btech mai gand faati rehti hai
What I'm girl
Doxx kyu krun khudko
aa rahi hu phone se hi
ahh ach okay
not good for the guy π¦

good kaise hua bcc
Its Kolkata 
yes yes, u are always 1st right π€£ so the boy will enjoyy

safe rehna


bruh
Iknewit
yes yes
Wbu
kolkata toh safe jagah hai
Sure
Oyee catto bc
kyuki yoda banglore me hai
Kesi haii
ignorer
@thin moss my love
Kesa svr hai itni dead
bsdk
Khud ki baat kr rhi ho??
tu gya nhi
@acoustic beacon minor ho na aap 
?
chutku

Haan
ahh mai chennai se btech kar raha dw mai abhi thoda safad hun
server aapse pehle mar gaya
washroom me hu 
aap first nahi ho
Insta pe kon ignore kr rha hai?? 
konsi class π
Iβve heard food there hostel ka is really bad
Sach hai?
Dassvi
kaunsi id pe ignore horahe aap
Fir makkhan lagati hai upar se
@thin moss you have 2 IDs??
Isko jigglypuff se milna chaiye 
bohot zyada ganda

Ye kon hai

baatein mat ghumao
Hey
Shit
Not good for you thenπ
no
inactive hai, dassvi kakshaa ki ladki hai, preboards chl rhe hai uske
he doesnβt even know my insta
Ghuma to aap muje rhi ho 
Acha okay
Hmm shochungi

heinnn
Aap kya karte hoo
Mai 9th me hu, aapka junior

age btao
mai 14 saal ka th 10th mein
yeah mai mess nahi khaata
Soon
abhi thodi busy chal rhi hu
minor dekha nahi bcc toot pade ye sare π¦π¦
@thin moss insta pe msg dekh naaaa
Achha tum tho mere chote bhai hoo
@thin moss aur me sundar nhi hu
krupa krke afva na felaye
Yes 
mai bhi minor hoon
π
16
tu toh iit bhu me tha na
messiah ko chod do
i passed 12th at this age
iss khushi mein
Hein kese
im 17 rn
and i passed 12 this yr, before my budday
belated happy birthday g
Iske papa ne bola, kuddaa krr betaa mota hogya hai
To iss bhadwe ne class kudd li
thanks

Sab minor hai ya catfish
Kya upmanyu ka show dekhna chaiye?
catfish toh 25 ki hai
ni
aap kya ho? minor catfish? 
Nahi
Toh fir kiska dekhna chaiye
Proof else cap
biswa

Ajeeb log hai yar
mostly human pfp wali hi catfish niklti hai
Biswa toh funny hi nhi lagta ab

ye log paida hi chutiye hue the
tujhe bhi karu?
inki baaton pr dhyan do hi mt
vir das ?

meri baat suno
@thin moss mummy
mujhse baat kro
came
Soujuu, tu prooof lekrr aaja plz
aaaaaa
mai achha hun
Woh kab aa raha hai india

isse baat mat karo ye kala hai π¦π¦
Kaise ho ap
5 min max @thin moss
ye toh nahi pata
π
Yeh pfp pe sabko alag alag pokemon mile hai
mujhe laga online dekhne ki baat kar rahe
Me acchi hu aap batao
jaa naa
yeh Aaradhya ki id aaj ki hi bani hui h
Rukna vo mujse bat krri hai
Nhi nhi live show ka puch raha hu
Mai bhi acchi hoon
Kaunse class mein ho ap
Kya chal rha hai yahan
huh?
wo nahi pata
soujuu bhi to catfish hi hai, isse koi batao yrr 
10 but ye shock kyu ho rahe
ladli lesbian
Oyy chutku, souju catfish hai
Abe cry react mat do bhadwu log
ahh mummy aagyi pooja karne

5 min max
10th
cool cool
dee se bhi choti bacchi aagayi bcc π¦π¦
pfp mein aap ho? 
Bc, jese hi padhne ka sochta hu, koi lund buddhi shaadi krleta hai
Abb khaane jaana padega
Kaun shock ho rhe
Are mere saath bhi koi baat karlo
Nahi pint se Liya hai
hellooo bolo
@viscid ivy bhai messiah toh chutiya haina
catfish 
Aapse kam
M@chilly socket mai naya hun
ok
Namaste
Chup beth
aisa boldiya
oooh okay
Baat krne de
Hein
Ladki ki pfp lagalo fir dekho dm me bhi aajayege baat karne
#proudthandi month chalu hogya
Yeh shloka bc, catfish

Kitni baat krega minor se souju bankrr
aap vc aake proof dedo 5 second mic khol ke ki aap real ho
@urban schooner vcaao na
bete zyada nhi bol rha tu
yes
Sorry 
100ju bhi catfish hai kya π¦π¦
Me thodi introvert huu
Han
ππ

achi pfp choose kari isne
NO
orignal lag rahi
bas kuch bhi boldo, baat ni krna hai
warna koi ni maanega
Thankyouu 
Ye asstit poora din bas vc aao vc aao krta rhta
Ab toh gemini se kuch bhi bana sakte ho
kon asstit ?
kal 1 din ke liye jigglypuff kya bann gya tha
5-7 fren request aayi thi
Ye sab kya chalrha
career banwa do
Tanki bhar gyi
bacchi hi hai yeh nvm guys
Yeh log thode pagal se hai
Motor band Krna hoga
Ban jao AI engineer ban jayega career
Apki prebaords hogyi?
Thode nahi pure pagla gaye hai
fleshlight wala promt dena
Hainaa
Mai bhi yehi kehti hoon
AI se hi sikh lo AI kaise banate hai

preboards ko periods padh liyaa 
Yeh messiah aur deadpool se bilkul baat mt krna aaradhya

@trion?
itni sari possibility hone k baad bhi tumhara dimag fleshlight pe kyu hai
I'm 16 yr old short black guy
I agree

or kya ban sakta π¦

u are just "old short black guy"
ππ
No I'm new
Saggy tatta
Yeh dono ko act along krna nhi aata
I'm also married

to lostt 
Yes 
Aur bata @thin moss
Idher kya natak chal rha hai
Cya hua aapco
Tumhari dream car, bike, house, ladki, etc
Cisi ne cuch caha cya
Maine bola na apko
Pagal hai yeh log
ladki ? sahi me ?π¦π¦
Kuch nai
kaisee
@azure slate Meesho lagi??
@arctic kelp kuch bhi pe invite krde bechari ko, yahan ajib log hain
Pal Pal dil ke paas
Tum rehtiiii hooo

@arctic kelp
Try karo
Chup
boobs dabakrr chli gyi 
Pal Pal dil ke paas
Tum rehtiiii hooo

@viscid ivy
kaiseee
Deadpool bkloda kitna bada simp hai
Aww
Papa ko lagi mujhe nhi mila
Ye konsa svr hai
Mukka maaru tujhe
Okie
Waise cya aap ek ledis gender ki femail.ho
Yayy family me hi hai na khush rho
bech di ya rakhi?
Kaisi haii
Sabse lun sv hai, isse accha to 50shades chle jaao
Kya hai bey
hai ek server, sirf ache log allowed hain wahan
Hein akhir bolna kya chahate hoo
Bech di, loss making company thi toh
lode 50 shades naam se hi ajib h π π
kuch nii, cute pfp
Confirm kr rha tha
Ki aap femail ho
Bholi hai bhai yeh
Acha kiya mene bhi bech di
better than hotshot ke sv
Bechari
Femails log achhe ni hote π
Can I trust you
Meri to saalo se yahi hai
Ab maine corona apply kar diya
mene aapke single hone k baad notice kia na
acha same
Acha thik hai thanks
Id suggest you come kuch bhi mein
Weβve good people there

Haan hu

rule number 1, never trust strangers on day 1 of meeting, but join krna hai toh i can send link
Sojuu is cute tho
Baddie single ho gayi
Nhi tf 
Joke k liye bola

π€βοΈ
Me badhiya yarr
aap kesi ho
beware
I only trust @arctic kelp
woh meri bsf hai 
Aese joke nhi marne chaiye sach ho gaya toh tumhare upar guilt ayega
Mujhe souju se catfish Krna seekhna hai abb ππ
Thanks
I
trust issues hone wale hai ise jald he π¦
Yeh kiska pikachu khula ghum raha hai
Bklode logon ko sahi mein lagega mai catfish hoon
Kya me apko pagal lag rahi hu
Kon react kr rha hai bc
Pikachu, vaaps mere balls me jaao, bahar mtt ghumo
Ho has rahe hoo
Yrr yeh kitni innocent hai
@acoustic beacon do you wanna join the server?

yeh server ajib h
wahan chalo

Haan haan theek
mai ni krra abb
Yes ofcos
bacchi h
Internal jokes hai
chotibachiii ko block kr deti hu
nahi ayenge react
Mai apko link bheju?
mai bhejungaa
Achha esa hai
Ok dm
mai karu?

@urban schooner tumne apply kiya?

Soju ki mene insta pfp dekhi thi
vaiii kya maal lagti haii
Yes ofc
Aree baapre

Kahan se dekhaa
Thanks baddie
ni krunga abse baat ok?
ye double tap to plus one badhiya feature hai π¦π¦π¦
Suggest me aya tha
req nhi bheji muje laga ap block kr dogi
Aap recommendation me aate rehte ho lagta hai setting off nhi ki
Hi @fluid lotus
hypotheticals. is AFK: woh toh marr gai... Rest in peace
- a year ago
Nhi krungi
krdena 
Bhej du req? 
Aesa mat bolo I cry

Bhejdo
ek choti bachi duo me akeli baithi π¦ lagta messiah ne abhi tak dekha nahi π¦
Rukja choti bachhi
Bhej di 
Baapree
Tum toh sahi mein baddie nikli
Smash

@arctic kelp apki dm nai ai
Masti mt kro
am ugly af
mai krne waala tha dm 
Vo noods bhej dega, catfish hai mtt baat kre
lekin meri value hi nhi h kisi ko
Krdia dekho

Tumne khud hi apni value degrade karli hai
Abe
Not even kiddin
Smash
Thanks cutie 
ab sach bol do sabko
Who you
Alzheimer hai kya tujhe
are so gya tha 8 baje hi
Cb π
Agar healthy khana tasty hota toh sabke abs hote
@azure slate infy me meri prediction sahi thi na?? 
Mene 1450 se 1500 me lene ko bola tha abhi dekhoo
bahdiya sare muscle repair hogaye honge π¦
Ha mere pas pehle se hi the
muscles jaa rhe dheere dheere
Haan bola tha tumne
beche? ki nahi?
Itna correct prediction khud karti ho
Khud kiya tha tabhi itna confidence tha
are bcc π¦ roklo
Buyback me diye the baki toh rakhe hai, achhi company hai long term k liye
Hiee
yes buyback me mene bhi diye the aur jitne nhi gye utne bech diye fir
me jyada rakhti nahi
Paise nikal leti hu

Ye bhi sahi hai
hellooo kem cho
Toh fir agla prediction kya hai
Vo ayega to bolungi
Hlo 
Okk
Abhi to me thode aur project me busy hu
Tyla se toh love ho gaya hai
Bas pata nhi maan nhi lag rha khi aap batao
Clg project?
gujrati me bolo na
Nah kuch aur kam
Koun si project
Hi
hi
Hai ek big project
Kaam hoga toh batana mam π«‘
Ha
Thank youuuu
Hey chat
Gemini is good tho
new year pe kaha ghumne ja rahi ho
Atapi wonderland
Blr?
Nahi Baroda
@urban schooner you're 18/20
Achha wonderland me wonderla samjha
@urban schooner you're 18/20
Theme park hai ya waterpark
Dono
mein kuch nhi bol raha
Gemini is good tho
Badhiya hai kitne log hai






