general-chat

[cobalt wyvern]

roz

[trail shale]

[cobalt wyvern]

acha

[spiral minnow]

[azure slate]

Jisne bhi 🪞 react kiya woh exam k din late ho jayega

[cobalt wyvern]

@azure slate how do u wake up roz

to go to work

[cobalt wyvern]

mere tho exams hogye sabb

[spiral minnow]

Oo

mai to abh exam deta nhi

[azure slate]

Playing some banger songs and vibing to them while getting ready

[sharp ocean]

Kya karte hoo shatir

[azure slate]

Paise se bada aur koi motivation nhi hota

[azure slate]

Job

[sharp ocean]

Which

[spiral minnow]

meine to alarmringtone hi david goggin ka lga rkha h stay hard stay hard bolta rehta hai

[azure slate]

Software engineer

[sharp ocean]

Which company

[azure slate]

Bluestone

[sharp ocean]

[sharp ocean]

Back or front end

[azure slate]

Backend

[azure slate]

Tum bhi choder ho kya

[sharp ocean]

Nopw

Nope

[spiral minnow]

shahtir vai ek lego wali car dilado

[azure slate]

Toh kya karte ho

[sharp ocean]

Jee karhaa

[trail shale]

backend ko behenkelund padh liya

[azure slate]

Batman ki pfp lagake gareebo wali baatein nhi karte

[spiral minnow]

gareeb batman hu

[azure slate]

Oh ho iitian banne ki tayaari

[sharp ocean]

Aap tho bhot dur chale gaye

[low kestrel]

21 Jan ?

[azure slate]

ye gareeb batman toh koi multiverse me bhi nhi dhikaya

[sharp ocean]

Mai itna expect nahi karta

[low kestrel]

Nit?

[azure slate]

Toh fir JEE kyu de rahe ho

[spiral minnow]

India mai shaktiman ko chhodke sbh gareeb hai

[sharp ocean]

Pr iit ke alawa bhi clg hai

[gloomy lance]

Agr sab rupa ki chaddi pehnenge toh rupa kya pehnegi🥀

[viscid ivy]

taiyyari IIT ki karega, ttabhi to acchi colleges milegi
aim hi chhota hai, to result aur chhota aayega

[azure slate]

Uske liye tayari ki kya jarurat paper me sare option B ya C kardo

[azure slate]

Kele k patte

[spiral minnow]

@sharp oceanindirectly nunu ki baat kr rha

[gloomy lance]

[viscid ivy]

[trail shale]

🎭

[sharp ocean]

[sharp ocean]

[spiral minnow]

daddy vai ghar mai fan lga h ya AC?

[viscid ivy]

bc

[sharp ocean]

Hein kyu

[viscid ivy]

tu bta na

fan ya AC, aur kiske room me

[sharp ocean]

Ac

[spiral minnow]

konse floor pe rehta hai?

[sharp ocean]

1st

[azure slate]

4 baar fekna padega

[viscid ivy]

kese marega abb yeh

[spiral minnow]

ghar ke paas highway hai?

[viscid ivy]

suicide krwana hai, murder hi krdiya aapne

[sharp ocean]

Mai rich hu

[azure slate]

Murder ko suicide proof karna easy hai jee aspirant k case me

[spiral minnow]

to jee mai kyu gand de rhe ho vencho

[viscid ivy]

yeh bhi true hai

[sharp ocean]

Yehi pata karna chate ho naa

[viscid ivy]

commerce leleta

[sharp ocean]

[viscid ivy]

[sharp ocean]

Bc

[viscid ivy]

koi family business hai kya

[azure slate]

Gareeb aur dukhi log jee ki tayari karte hai

[trail shale]

rich hone se kuch ni hota, andha paisa hona chahiye

[low kestrel]

tham ja private btech student

[trail shale]

andha paisa bolte hi @low kestrel aagya

[viscid ivy]

tbkc

[low kestrel]

bsdk

[low kestrel]

bhuml gaya uss din kya bola tha mene

[sharp ocean]

Meri future ki itni kyu tension hai bc

[viscid ivy]

haan
(kya bola tha vese?)

[low kestrel]

family business hai toh

mt jao bhai

[viscid ivy]

mujhe nii hai
mai to sirf majje lerh

[low kestrel]

don't go there

[low kestrel]

[viscid ivy]

kyaaaa???

[low kestrel]

gand mara

[viscid ivy]

kya bola tha

[sharp ocean]

[viscid ivy]

[viscid ivy]

[trail shale]

gaand toh woh marati hogi

[spiral minnow]

tension kon le rha bss timepass nhi ho rha tha

[trail shale]

kisi aur se

[low kestrel]

Anal?

[sharp ocean]

[low kestrel]

haso mat

[sharp ocean]

Anil

[trail shale]

isiliye it didnt work with us

[low kestrel]

genuine question hai

[trail shale]

mujhe anal ni pasand

[viscid ivy]

rishi ki fetish hai anal, hasso matt

[low kestrel]

Oh u did a great job

[sharp ocean]

[low kestrel]

Han jhuk

[trail shale]

imagine mai anal krra hoon, aur woh lun pe hug de

[viscid ivy]

micro cheating se macro cheating pe aagye aap

[low kestrel]

[sharp ocean]

[azure slate]

Kya tum log football khelte bhi ho ya bas dekhte rehte ho

[trail shale]

[low kestrel]

bss dekhta hu

[viscid ivy]

yeh aastik mota, khud football hai

[trail shale]

iss saal march tk khelta bhi tha

[viscid ivy]

log iske saath khelkrr chle jaate hai

[trail shale]

mai mota abhi hua hoon

[low kestrel]

takla

[trail shale]

[low kestrel]

football toh hai

[sharp ocean]

[trail shale]

rishi toh fit hai

[low kestrel]

[trail shale]

muth

[viscid ivy]

Iska muh hai bhi gol gol football ki tarah

[azure slate]

Konse position pe khelte the

[low kestrel]

i sense a setup

[trail shale]

muth bolte hi dee aagyi

[viscid ivy]

taklu sala
top view volleyball
phir do basketball
fir ek football
fir do tennis ball

Muth pi le phir meri

ball hi hai poora

[trail shale]

rehne dete hain

[low kestrel]

block ?

[trail shale]

with pleasure, direct muh lga ke piyu?

[sharp ocean]

Enough dc

[viscid ivy]

Hah!

[low kestrel]

Kuch bhi nhi hai ye

[viscid ivy]

Phir bolte hai gali deti hai

[trail shale]

tu krdega sunke 😭 😭

[sharp ocean]

[trail shale]

mazak krra tha 😭

dee ko creep out krna sbse aasan h

[viscid ivy]

Gand mai daal le apna mazak

[viscid ivy]

horizontal aur vertical lips ka milaaaap

[low kestrel]

- ts emoji reminds me of dp

[viscid ivy]

Tere lode aur nail cutter ki chaku ka milaap kara dungi bakwas mat kar

[trail shale]

-ts emoji reminds me of myself

[spiral minnow]

hathodi ka ninja blade bn jayega

[azure slate]

Aur dono me smell bhi ayegi

[low kestrel]

fwd karu wo?

[viscid ivy]

online painnn

[trail shale]

kr kr

[viscid ivy]

wtf 😭

[viscid ivy]

[low kestrel]

block hojaunga

[viscid ivy]

Ek chota kutta jiske gand kam sharp ho tera loda kaat le 🤲🏿🤲🏿🤲🏿🤲🏿🤲🏿

[trail shale]

dm krde

[sharp ocean]

Fuck with dad fwd

[viscid ivy]

😭 mai gaand me loda nii daalunga

[spiral minnow]

creativity to hai

[viscid ivy]

[viscid ivy]

Tera loda katke dildoo market mai bikne lage 🤲🏿🤲🏿🤲🏿🤲🏿🤲🏿

[trail shale]

dee ape bf ko sexting ki jagah sharap dedeti hogi

[fair ferry]

Kisne ghost ping kia

[viscid ivy]

Dee ka bf ho tab na

[azure slate]

Shudh hindi me sexting karke dekho

[viscid ivy]

Maine, sori

[viscid ivy]

prr loda kaatdegi, to vo khada nii hoga na
soyaa hua dillllldo kon khareedega

[trail shale]

acha lodi insta dm dikhau?

[calm oriole]

Haai daiyaa

[fair ferry]

Mujhe laga kuch khatarnak announcement huwa h Discord p

[viscid ivy]

Freezer mai usko freeze kar denge 🤲🏿🤲🏿🤲🏿🤲🏿

[viscid ivy]

Mazak tha wo

[viscid ivy]

thandaaaaa dilddddooooo

[viscid ivy]

Nahi nahi

[trail shale]

mai patalu?

[sharp ocean]

Dildoo 🦕

[viscid ivy]

@chilly socket

[past shuttle]

Thanda d!ldo kaun lega

[viscid ivy]

Chutt mai thanda dildoo for garmiyon ka season 🔥

[trail shale]

🦕 reminds me of laalmirch

[sharp ocean]

[viscid ivy]

Nahi ladki patwa de

[azure slate]

Jo log chocobar aur kulfi khate hai

[viscid ivy]

dilllddddo hai ki popsicle

[trail shale]

apna secret reveal mt kr

[viscid ivy]

Messiah khareeda dedpul ka loda in any form

[viscid ivy]

Popsicle bhi ho sakta hai

[viscid ivy]

Tera karri hun

[viscid ivy]

teri fetish hi alag hai bc

[past shuttle]

pighal jaega andar

[trail shale]

areyy mai tujhe dominate krne dunga

[past shuttle]

ohh damn

[viscid ivy]

Aqi batao apne udhar ka tum sab

[sharp ocean]

👁 👁

[spiral minnow]

din ke 12 bje ke baad bhi segs sugs wali baatey hoti

[trail shale]

220

[viscid ivy]

Wtfffff

[azure slate]

India me sex toys isliye toh nhi milte ki logo pe bharosa nhi hai

[trail shale]

lmao yes

[low kestrel]

No

[viscid ivy]

Bc bihar dilli bangya

[trail shale]

yk dee, mera city ek baar 480 cross kiya tha

[viscid ivy]

162 hai idhar to

[viscid ivy]

Whaaa

[azure slate]

AQI toh 81 dikha raha hai

[spiral minnow]

vegetable market mai milte to hai vo bhi free dhaniya ke sath

[past shuttle]

[sharp ocean]

[viscid ivy]

Aap kidhar rehte

[trail shale]

yeah, dilli se bhi upar the hum

[viscid ivy]

oww nhi

[viscid ivy]

Bc

[azure slate]

Pune

[viscid ivy]

nhii, 39 hai

[viscid ivy]

Tsktsktsk

[past shuttle]

anything is a sex t0y if you are creative enough

[viscid ivy]

Wow

[azure slate]

Galat kar rahe ho sabziyo k sath

[viscid ivy]

Arey bc idhar se kam

[sharp ocean]

Wtf

[trail shale]

deadpool temp bta rha hai yaa aqi

[viscid ivy]

Idhar 59 hai

[trail shale]

[viscid ivy]

yes

[past shuttle]

[azure slate]

[sharp ocean]

Specially cucumber 🥒

[viscid ivy]

bsdk, AQI hi hai, according to the weather app

Gujarat itna clean hai kya

[viscid ivy]

clean to hai

Srinagar toh doomed hai 2 din pehle srinagar mai 300 tha

[sharp ocean]

Nahi mai apko judge nai karha

[low kestrel]

Dem

[azure slate]

Kahan

[warm zenith]

daddy 🏴‍☠️

[trail shale]

abhi kam hui hai aqi
173 haia bhi

[sharp ocean]

Beta

[past shuttle]

[trail shale]

dekh ke aaya

[past shuttle]

245 hai yaha

[viscid ivy]

South kashmir

[warm zenith]

attitude + promax

[rose gale]

Mere yaha 44

[trail shale]

woh fog ki wajah se bhi badhta ghat-ta hai

[azure slate]

But kashmir toh north me hai

[sharp ocean]

[viscid ivy]

39 hi hai kya lowest bc

[spiral minnow]

fu fu krne walo ko koi farak nhi padta jitna bhi aqi ho

[viscid ivy]

Ye dekho hamare desh ka future

[trail shale]

kahin tu 139 ko 39 toh nnhi samjh liya

[azure slate]

Australia?

[viscid ivy]

herogiri fu fu krne me nhi
fu fu baatne me hai

[warm zenith]

mere yahan 175 aqi hai

[rose gale]

India

[spiral minnow]

bc 39 kaha hai

[trail shale]

abey kashmir north mein hi hai lodi 😭

[azure slate]

Kaha pe

[viscid ivy]

theeke, mtt maan mujhe kya

[viscid ivy]

Pollution hee hai

[rose gale]

Mere yaha par

[past shuttle]

Jo ladkia sabzio ko molest karti hai kabhi karela molest kia kya

[azure slate]

Kaha rehta hai

[spiral minnow]

ave room ka aqi to nhi bata rhe na

[viscid ivy]

Abe toh gandu kashmir mai south nahi ho sakta kya? 😭😭kashmir mai directions hee nahi hai kya?

[rose gale]

Bc tujhe nhi pata?

[sharp ocean]

Fir tho g spot kush ho jaegaa

[azure slate]

Mujhe kaise pata hoga tum toh australia the

[trail shale]

behen ki lodi, with respect to india, north mein h

[rose gale]

Aab ind àa gaya

[viscid ivy]

Are bc mai south ki baat karri with respect to kashmir only

Kashmir ke south ki baat karri hu gawar

[azure slate]

Toh india me kidar ho abhi

[spiral minnow]

tujhe pata h na vo bihar board se padha h fir bhi itna likh rhi

[past shuttle]

kya south Kashmir me 100% literacy hai?

[sharp ocean]

[rose gale]

Apne ghar

[sharp ocean]

Pokistani

[azure slate]

Lag toh nhi raha

[viscid ivy]

Tera baap

[viscid ivy]

Haan

[sharp ocean]

No Baap

[viscid ivy]

@trail shale dalle #pictures nhi dekha jaarha tujhse

[azure slate]

Adhe time toh school me lockdown rehta hai kaha se ayegi literacy

[viscid ivy]

Mara hua baap bhi Pakistani ho sakta hai

[sharp ocean]

Mara nahi hai

[viscid ivy]

haww

Jo log south kashmir bolne pe ye bolte hai ki kashmir north mai hai wo karenge literacy ki baat

[trail shale]

dekha abb tu dekh #pictures

[viscid ivy]

Bc phir kidhar hai

[spiral minnow]

finally lafda start ho rha

[sharp ocean]

Teri mummy ke sath

[viscid ivy]

haan yeh padhke hi mene pehle 184 kaha tha

[spiral minnow]

andi mandi shandi jisne lafda roka to...

[viscid ivy]

Mere mummy ke sath toh abhi paas wali muhalle ki hijdi aunty bethi hai

[sharp ocean]

[azure slate]

Jokes ko serious lene wale log ko kya hi bolna 🥀

[sharp ocean]

Chi Teri mummy hijdi samaj se hai

[viscid ivy]

mai khush tha na 39 bolkrr, tujhse meri khushi dekhi nii jaati kya
@trail shale

[spiral minnow]

mujhe baad mai bhi reply de dena pehle uska reply do

[viscid ivy]

Kisne serious liya 🥀🤲🏿

[frosty flame]

Office m yes baki agr kaam aaye to ghr se krna pdta

[trail shale]

bsdk mai yahan 180 pe hoon abhi

[frosty flame]

Tu bhi hai

[viscid ivy]

marr jaa madarchod

[viscid ivy]

Nahi meri mummy hijdi samaaj wali aunty ke sath bethi hai

[frosty flame]

dizzy

[viscid ivy]

Dikkatzy

[tame trout]

Hmm

[frosty flame]

meko 2-3 crore de dena

pls

[viscid ivy]

subah itne phool diye, ignore krdiye yeh dik-cut bhaiya ne

Deti hun 6 saal ke baad

[low kestrel]

zuth hai

[frosty flame]

thanks yaar

[azure slate]

kashmir me hijda samaj badhte jaa raha hai

[frosty flame]

Jaise tum teeno ne uss vc m kra tha

[viscid ivy]

Sahi baat kahi shahtir bhai

[frosty flame]

nakko

[viscid ivy]

Mention not

[viscid ivy]

konsi vc

[frosty flame]

aur bta konsa jaanwar/ped thusa aaj

[low kestrel]

meko papa ko paise dene gareeb hojaunga soon

[viscid ivy]

Room saaf karke 11vi ki books mai aag laga dungi aaj

[low kestrel]

help vau

[frosty flame]

fuck off

[frosty flame]

meko b dede

full gareeb hojega

Fir

[low kestrel]

ye 11vi me thi?

[viscid ivy]

Aaj toh mutton curry thi yaar aap batao

[spiral minnow]

daddy vai jaldi reply do

[azure slate]

2-3 crore se bhi ab kaam nhi chalega, aujla k concert ki ticket 5 lakh poch chuki hai

[frosty flame]

maine methi ke paranthe

[trail shale]

aap veg aadmi hona?

[low kestrel]

mera kya hoga fir

[trail shale]

[viscid ivy]

Kya mujhe ab phir wo academic session change hone wali kahani sunani padegi rishi ko?

[frosty flame]

tu dobara kaam krio

[viscid ivy]

Ohh yaad aaya
mujhe laga sirf chat krrhe the, mai vc invite dedeta

[frosty flame]

Aur kamaio

[low kestrel]

theek hai samjh gaya me

[viscid ivy]

Wow yawr

[frosty flame]

aaj Wednesday hai

[viscid ivy]

Shabash

[trail shale]

hila lu?

[frosty flame]

Buy 1 get 1 hota pizza pe

pizza mangaunga aaj

[viscid ivy]

Maine kab kaha sunday hai

[trail shale]

hila hi leta hooon

[frosty flame]

Pura pdh

Likhra tha

[viscid ivy]

Real id se aa desi

[frosty flame]

aadha pdha

[low kestrel]

aise toh late hojaunga ab toh market ke bhi mood swings chal rhe

[viscid ivy]

[low kestrel]

[azure slate]

Rajma bane hai lekin sath me chawal ki jagah roti hai ab kya kiya jaye

[frosty flame]

Maine 2 weeks pehle khaya tha uski tarah roz ni khata

Wood fired pizza khana hai

[viscid ivy]

[crisp frost]

@chilly socket

[viscid ivy]

Maine iss saal mai 2 baar fastfood khaya hai bas

[frosty flame]

meko b seekhni h bc yeh market, seekha de yaar kuch to

[viscid ivy]

Ek baar pizza ek baar momo

[frosty flame]

har roz jaanwar thus rhi hai tu

[azure slate]

1441 pizzeria hai?

[frosty flame]

kya khayegi

[frosty flame]

Nahi

[abstract hearth]

Hi

[viscid ivy]

Har roz kab khaya bc mummy ne pure 2-3 maheene bas aloo aur daal khilai hai

[low kestrel]

papa se loan liya tha wo repay krne ke liye options me khel rha tha bss

[azure slate]

Woh achhe banata hai wood fire pizza

[viscid ivy]

Hi I'm dee

[frosty flame]

2-3 mahine no janwar?

[abstract hearth]

Hi im bee 😍✌🏿

[viscid ivy]

Beedee

[azure slate]

Bee Dee jalai le

[frosty flame]

bhai meko kuch to seekha, sip hi krva de koi

[low kestrel]

beedee? 🚬

[viscid ivy]

Haan

[frosty flame]

[viscid ivy]

Sabke dimag mai ek hee baat aayi

[frosty flame]

kaise survive kra tujh jaise maansahaari ne

[spiral minnow]

bc bore ho gya

[frosty flame]

Mere dimag mein toh deebee aaya

Dibbi

But okay

Tum saare sutteri

Ho

Isliye

[viscid ivy]

Kr leti hun mai dono veg nonveg khati hun

[azure slate]

DeeBeeEmAss toh Deadpool ko padhna chaiye

[abstract hearth]

Haan mai fookti hu ap ? 😍✌🏿

[frosty flame]

dono side ka khana kha jaati hai

[viscid ivy]

Kahi aap lesbo toh nai? 😰

[low kestrel]

yaha se shuru krna padega ab?

[viscid ivy]

Haan

[frosty flame]

Bhai meko kuch ni aata

[spiral minnow]

faltu mai chhuti le li

[frosty flame]

legit 0

[frosty flame]

dono taraf se gaali khayegi

[low kestrel]

itne saal se kya kar rha tha

u missed alot

[azure slate]

Option is like gambling usse achha poker khelke paise haar jao, maza yoh ayega

[low kestrel]

ab toh bss lode lgte hai

[frosty flame]

paise ni the bhai na

[viscid ivy]

yeh sentence prove krrha, ki aapki age badhti jaarhi hai

[low kestrel]

[frosty flame]

abb kamaane lga hu

[frosty flame]

bhai sip ka pucha

[low kestrel]

free hoke krte hai ispe baat?

[abstract hearth]

Ap ho cya ?

[frosty flame]

Today before match?

[low kestrel]

Gambling boldis

[azure slate]

Sip ka kya sochna itna , nifty me karlo sip , market upar toh tum bhi profit me

[spiral minnow]

haan budhau bnte ja rha hu

[low kestrel]

weekends?

[frosty flame]

Meko koi idea ni konsi choose krni hoti, yeh low cap and all kya hota

[low kestrel]

bhai market dekho pehle

[frosty flame]

3 din aur wait krna pdega

[low kestrel]

kya chal rha hai

[spiral minnow]

trading ki baat hori kya

[frosty flame]

Aaj pdhne baithunga

[low kestrel]

yess

[frosty flame]

How to invest as a 22 year old

[azure slate]

Bas nifty me sip karlo, ye low cap waghere k liye toh study karni padegi

[frosty flame]

[low kestrel]

low cap toh

gaya

[frosty flame]

Han to vo hi to kehra na jisko knowledge h

[low kestrel]

overall sb gir gaya

[azure slate]

Sip karni hai usko toh long term me avg out ho hi jayega

[frosty flame]

bkl

Rishi

Daraa mt

Abhi shuru krna hai meko

[spiral minnow]

meine to gold mai invest kr diya h...ye market walo ka bharosa nhi

[frosty flame]

Aise act krra ki 23 saal late hogya hu

[small parrot]

Bhai aaj kl sirf mera hi hai ya sbse padai nai ho paari ?

[frosty flame]

Bkl 22 ka hu mai

[azure slate]

Lekin ye market ki baat yaha kyu ho rahi hai

[low kestrel]

kal options me bohot paisa bana

[frosty flame]

1000 rupay ka kitna gold aata?

[low kestrel]

But equity me

chud gaye sb

[azure slate]

Toh yahi toh time hai buy karne ka, buy low sell high

[low kestrel]

late nhi

[frosty flame]

seekha de bhai

[old dock]

Hey wassup guys

[frosty flame]

[low kestrel]

jinke already pde the unki baat kr rha hu

[spiral minnow]

dairymilk ke uper laga hota h gold paper wahi milega itne mai to

[frosty flame]

tune kitne lgaya?

1100?

[low kestrel]

bola toh krte hai weekend pe

[azure slate]

1000 rupay market me invest karne se achha hai khud pe invest karlo

[frosty flame]

Agr na aaya na tu

Fir dekhio

[frosty flame]

uspe zyada loss h

[low kestrel]

aajaunga bhai

khud tag kardunga

[frosty flame]

good

[frosty flame]

thanks

[spiral minnow]

meri to sari savings lg gyi

[azure slate]

Kaise

[low kestrel]

1000 ?

[frosty flame]

kitni savings thi

[low kestrel]

usse accha poker khelo

Legit

[frosty flame]

meri savings se toh iphone aaya h

abb savings 0 hogyi

To

Socha

Invest krleta hu

[spiral minnow]

online itna nhi btate

[low kestrel]

ab pata chala 4 saal se same phone kyu use kr rha tha

[frosty flame]

yeh to bta gold pe kaha invest kra

[viscid ivy]

yeh investment ki baatein sunkrr mazza to aarha ngl

[frosty flame]

khudke paiso se lena tha naya

[low kestrel]

waiting for smone to gift me

[spiral minnow]

biscuit pe

[low kestrel]

kar hi dega koi

[frosty flame]

@bhabizi

[azure slate]

Iphone toh emi pe lena hota hai, aakal toh sab wahi le rahe hai

[frosty flame]

abey gold khreed ke aaya h kya

meko lga online gold

[low kestrel]

didi ka android use karunga

better

[spiral minnow]

obv online wala to scam h mittar

[low kestrel]

usko rakshabandhan pe

[frosty flame]

s25

[low kestrel]

apple ecosystem diya

time to return favour

Yaar but

itna

sunna padega

sharam nhi bachi mere me sb

[frosty flame]

Ek hi rakshabandhan pe sab kuch?

[azure slate]

Apple ka ecosystem matlab kitne device de diye

[frosty flame]

Mkc tera sir name ambani h kya?

[azure slate]

sirname hota hai ya surname

[spiral minnow]

mujhe ecosystem mai se eco hi gift dede rishi

[frosty flame]

Aap ambani pe focus kro na

ispe kya focus krre

[azure slate]

Nhi maine itni jageh alag alag seplings dekhi hai ki ab me janna chahta hu sahi konsa hai

[frosty flame]

sur

name

[azure slate]

Baki ye rishi lag toh ambani hi raha hai

[frosty flame]

vo autocorrect ne sir krdia tha maine change ni kra

[low kestrel]

han yr wo ja rhi thi bahar

[frosty flame]

kya kya diya tha?

[low kestrel]

mat puch

[frosty flame]

bhai rishi

[low kestrel]

[frosty flame]

Ek apple watch hi dede

[low kestrel]

don't ask

[frosty flame]

[low kestrel]

Nahake aatau

[frosty flame]

kab mai tera itna achha dost bnunga ki tu meko gift dega

bta

[spiral minnow]

Tim Cook gift diya kya bata hi nhi raha hai

[azure slate]

Apple k ecosystem me ab kya aa chuka hai
Iphone
Ipad
apple watch
Macbook
Earbuds

[spiral minnow]

mac mini

[frosty flame]

VR

imac

[spiral minnow]

ye bhi aata hai kya

[frosty flame]

airpods pro max

[spiral minnow]

ecosystem mai

[azure slate]

Macbook hai toh mac mini exclude kar sakte hai

[spiral minnow]

ambani h vo kuch exclude nhi krega

[azure slate]

apple ka vr bhi hai?

[viscid ivy]

vision naam ka

[spiral minnow]

ambani ussi mai hi to pron dekhta hai

[azure slate]

Apple ki website pe dikha kyu nhi raha hai

India me lagta hai launch hi nhi kiya

[gloomy lance]

Hlw

[trail shale]

behenchod deadpool

teri bkc

kya episode hai yeh

[vestal dome]

@spiral minnow

@spiral minnow

@spiral minnow

@lusty mantle paper kesa hua?

[vestal dome]

Ese bhi kuch hote h

@trail shale

[azure slate]

Tumhare pas hai?

[vestal dome]

mera pass srif charger uski cable phone aur earphones hai

Bass

Itna he samna hai iphone ka

Iwatch leni h

Paisa nhi

[azure slate]

Itna paisa aa kaha se raha hai

Woh bhi clg student k pas

[vestal dome]

[azure slate]

Ya koi gift kar raha hai

[celest bolt]

Nhi

[azure slate]

@celest bolt abhi tak discord pe hi hai

Kuch bada kiya ya nhi pichle 2-3 mahino me

[celest bolt]

Aajata hun kabhi kabhi

[azure slate]

Mujhe laga apne weight ki baat kar rahe ho

[lapis lintel]

lost

[celest bolt]

Naaah

[lapis lintel]

[trail shale]

paper kaisa tha

[lusty mantle]

Whot

[outer gale]

[kindred pivot]

bro i have yt membership i cant acess the samay ke khass channel

[silver heath]

cuz you are samay ke dost

[stable basin]

[fossil gale]

Yo chat

[jagged mountain]

good marning

[warm zenith]

@ember sand idhr aaya kr be

[ember sand]

Mujhe dikhti hi nhi ye cht

[warm zenith]

kahan roz angrejo ke beech rehta

[ember sand]

Chat

Mkc

[warm zenith]

cht

😂

chuut

[ember sand]

Abe ye chat dikhti hi nhi

[warm zenith]

mujhe vi ni dikhti

[ember sand]

Mkc message kaise krra phir

[ember sand]

Ek fuddi marke rahunga

[warm zenith]

oh

[ember sand]

...

[warm zenith]

req toh uthale yr

[ember sand]

Konsi req

Mkc

[warm zenith]

abe tag pr click krke

kr rha hog

aa

ary yr

[warm zenith]

friend req yr

[ember sand]

Abe mkc pata hi nhi chalta mai nhi dekhta

Bataya tho kar baby

😘

[warm zenith]

mb mb 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[ember sand]

Abeeee

Ye samay ka channel hai

Mujhe tho us server mai hai koi

😂

[warm zenith]

hn

satay maina ka hi h

[sharp ocean]

[sharp ocean]

Transformation tips lene ke liye kya

[lusty mantle]

dying

[tiny night]

[lusty mantle]

mentally and physically

[silver heath]

how mentally?

[clear nexus]

Lucky

[viscid ivy]

Kyun

[viscid ivy]

Haan

[silver heath]

dee x bee

[woven wadi]

Hi

[silver heath]

showdown

[viscid ivy]

Beedee

[woven wadi]

Who is this dee guy

[silver heath]

DB = Database

[woven wadi]

Is he deadpool

[hasty lark]

Jalaaiiiii leeeeeeee

Jigar se piyaaaaaa

[arctic kelp]

[silver heath]

he is a diff person, he is a scientist

[hasty lark]

Jigar ma badi aag hai

[silver heath]

fuuk lo

[hasty lark]

Araaa bha

[arctic kelp]

Kya re

[silver heath]

hi 100ju

[arctic kelp]

Bauna

[woven wadi]

@silver heath scientists?

[teal socket]

Hello

[viscid ivy]

[silver heath]

I am not, dee is

[arctic kelp]

Hello
Tera exam abhi bhi chal rha?

[viscid ivy]

Arey aap

[hasty lark]

Chal na tinkuuu class kar

[viscid ivy]

Soon🤲🏿

[silver heath]

yes ;-;

[woven wadi]

Soju pina h yaar

[arctic kelp]

Abw khatam hogyi
Bola toh abhi

[woven wadi]

Japanese walo ka

[silver heath]

mat fuuko bhai

[hasty lark]

Exam khatam? Tere

[viscid ivy]

Kyun

[arctic kelp]

🤣🤣

[viscid ivy]

Hanzi theory khatam😛

[arctic kelp]

Cancer ho jayenge

[hasty lark]

kitna bunk maregi sharam kar

[viscid ivy]

🤲🏿🤲🏿musalamaano sambhal jao 🥺

[hasty lark]

🕺🏻

[woven wadi]

He doesnt type like a scientist

[arctic kelp]

maine tereko bola tha aj hi ki woh auditorium wala hai

[viscid ivy]

[arctic kelp]

Tereko allah bhi na samhal paye

Hath se bahar

[silver heath]

I have been surviving on smoke from the past 2 days, havent eaten anything

[viscid ivy]

Astagfirallah janab

[arctic kelp]

Kaise jaa rhe

[viscid ivy]

Nga wtf

[hasty lark]

bolne mai aur sach mai hone h farak h

[woven wadi]

Ye kya nashe h

[viscid ivy]

Eat smth smh

[silver heath]

acche jaa rahe hain

[silver heath]

I dont want to..

[arctic kelp]

why would i bunk college agar itni kasht krke aa hi gyi subah se

[woven wadi]

Kya smoke kar rha

[viscid ivy]

Is smth wrong? Are you ok?

[silver heath]

[arctic kelp]

Tu toh topper bhi hai
Acche hi jaane hai

[hasty lark]

bits m hoke manipal wali harkatien

[silver heath]

chhodo, I dont wanna talk about it

[silver heath]

no...

[neon relic]

Smoke toh haters ki gaand se nikelga

[woven wadi]

Bhai manipal ko q lra tu

[arctic kelp]

[viscid ivy]

It's gonna be ok

[arctic kelp]

Manipal wale offend hogye

[hasty lark]

Tu manipal m h?

[woven wadi]

Me manipal se kia hoon degree

[arctic kelp]

[hasty lark]

[arctic kelp]

[neon relic]

[arctic kelp]

Lmao

[neon relic]

[viscid ivy]

Dee shrikant kanna mahipal naik ki yaad aagyi

[silver heath]

I found 1961 documents which was written by nashedis on the types of nashe available here

[arctic kelp]

mujhe bhi

[hasty lark]

Hari patti aankhien lal manipal manipal

[silver heath]

[woven wadi]

Sab party karne jate waha

[silver heath]

valid kinda

[woven wadi]

@hasty lark lausa tu bhi waha se h kya

[viscid ivy]

Bc mujhe abhi tak pura naam yaad hai

[arctic kelp]

Nasha washa krta hai ki nhi

[hasty lark]

Chal huttt lawde

[silver heath]

🥭 🥬

[viscid ivy]

[arctic kelp]

Engineering college mein sab nashe hi krte hai

[viscid ivy]

Mai padhai karungi

[arctic kelp]

Kuch log bas bimar pad jaate hai bechare

[silver heath]

on and off

[woven wadi]

Maine nai kia tha

[viscid ivy]

Relatable ❤

[silver heath]

[hasty lark]

[woven wadi]

Studies ne hi nashe kara die

[arctic kelp]

Chal na jhoothi

[viscid ivy]

Relatable❤

[woven wadi]

@hasty lark tera konsa clg h

[viscid ivy]

Relatable ❤

[hasty lark]

bauni kahiki

[viscid ivy]

Kisko bol raha

[arctic kelp]

What nashe

[silver heath]

everything

[arctic kelp]

Abe jaa na tingu

[silver heath]

except the hard stuff

[woven wadi]

Medical wale sab nashedi h manipal me

[viscid ivy]

Where do you get ts from?

[arctic kelp]

What is hard stuff now

[viscid ivy]

Nashe wala samaan khule mai bikta hai kya

[woven wadi]

Maths and meth

[arctic kelp]

Im so unaware about nashe

[viscid ivy]

Kashmir mai you cannot even drink beer or smth in public

[silver heath]

cocaine, mdma, lsd ecstasy type stuff

[viscid ivy]

Tourist logo ko bola jata hai private mai piyo

[silver heath]

tbh yes

[viscid ivy]

🤲🏿🤲🏿🤲🏿🤲🏿

[woven wadi]

Tune kia h kya

[arctic kelp]

Oh

[silver heath]

no

[viscid ivy]

Wowww kidhar

[silver heath]

campus mein hi

[viscid ivy]

Dayummmmm

[arctic kelp]

Wow man

[woven wadi]

@silver heath konsa clg

[viscid ivy]

Crazy

[silver heath]

good

[arctic kelp]

Its not

[silver heath]

rehnedo bhai

[viscid ivy]

Mujhe toh ab nasha hee bacha sakta hai

[arctic kelp]

I wanna know about it
But not do nashe

[viscid ivy]

Mebhi karungi soon

[arctic kelp]

Kya

[viscid ivy]

Nashe

[woven wadi]

Bata de take me kisiko na janeko bolunga

[arctic kelp]

Kis cheez ka

[silver heath]

rehnede

[viscid ivy]

Me hun bhi nashedi types

[silver heath]

bits pilani

[viscid ivy]

Jo bhi milega

[arctic kelp]

Maibhi

[viscid ivy]

[woven wadi]

@silver heath ho gya tera degree?

[silver heath]

nahh

[viscid ivy]

[woven wadi]

Goa me h na woh

[arctic kelp]

Medical college mein bhi hoti

Nashe

[silver heath]

4 years left

[arctic kelp]

Mujhe bhi krna chahiye

[woven wadi]

Medical wale hi karte jyada

[silver heath]

pilani, goa, hyderabad, dubai, and one upcoming in Amaravati

[viscid ivy]

Medical wale toh bc janwar hote hai

[arctic kelp]

Wtf

I’m offended

[woven wadi]

Aur tharki bhi hote

[silver heath]

"preeti"

[viscid ivy]

Tmkc

[viscid ivy]

[silver heath]

"chalo hand padhte hain"

[arctic kelp]

This is a real thing

😭😭

Anatomy ke naam pe saxsux

[silver heath]

like seniors ask you to study hand with them?

[arctic kelp]

[arctic kelp]

Anatomy

[woven wadi]

Grey anatomy

[azure slate]

Hand padhna toh astrologer ka kaam hai

[silver heath]

[silver heath]

sad

[arctic kelp]

Bade creep se hai

Mostly

Not all tho

[silver heath]

tune kitni baar dekha ye hote hue?

[woven wadi]

Weird log hi dr bante

[silver heath]

[silver heath]

true

[azure slate]

Medical student itne tharki hote hai k humesha doubt hota hai doctor ko dekhta hu toh

[woven wadi]

kon body dekhke bolega i want to study this

[silver heath]

[arctic kelp]

Why would i see people in that scenario ranveer allahabadia thodi hoon

[silver heath]

sowwy

[hasty lark]

Degree khatam hogi ya mai

[silver heath]

konsi hai?

[woven wadi]

Sab try ksrlo

Basd me time nai milega

[thin moss]

[hasty lark]

[silver heath]

catto

[hasty lark]

12th m hu mai tkh

[arctic kelp]

Chutiya

[hasty lark]

[azure slate]

Hello catto

[thin moss]

hi pranav

[hasty lark]

Shakal ki?

[woven wadi]

@hasty lark toh manipal ko kyu bolra aisa

[arctic kelp]

[thin moss]

hi shaahtir bhaiyaa

[arctic kelp]

Nhi

Chutiya

[thin moss]

what is upp

[arctic kelp]

[silver heath]

are you keeping well?

[hasty lark]

Abey itna kya personal le raha

[azure slate]

Kya haal chal, konsa naya dukh hai ab

[thin moss]

lowkey yeah, how are you doing?

[silver heath]

gaali dete ho ;-;

[hasty lark]

Haa wahi

[thin moss]

shoulder pain ho raha hai

[hasty lark]

Shakal ki

[silver heath]

borderline well

[arctic kelp]

😭😭 no no

[hasty lark]

Hainaaa very bad bhai

[arctic kelp]

Chu

[azure slate]

Dono apni apni laal saree flex kar rahe hai

[thin moss]

are you in uni? or winter break?

[silver heath]

sleep

[arctic kelp]

dekh dekh kaise natak krra

[silver heath]

uni

[hasty lark]

chumudi

[thin moss]

just ate dinner

[arctic kelp]

Chomudi

[thin moss]

mhm sounds well

[woven wadi]

Microsoft ceo manipal se h

[silver heath]

but catto ki laal saari is more laal

[azure slate]

Tumhara koi na koi part humesha dukhta kyu reht hai

[hasty lark]

bro be respectful bro very bad

[silver heath]

ohh... thats nice

[arctic kelp]

Sure

[thin moss]

crazy baat boldi

soreness hai

kal push tha isslie

[hasty lark]

abey bhai maaf karde

[azure slate]

Nhi nhi 100janya ki jyada laal hai

[arctic kelp]

Yeh log saree analysis kyu krre

[thin moss]

lehnga hai firstly cutu and secondly, mine is maroon shade me

[arctic kelp]

[silver heath]

ohh wait... catto ki laal saari has more brown in it compared to 100janya's

[hasty lark]

laughing gas hai shayad kolkata mai oxygen ki jagah

[woven wadi]

@hasty lark jee dia kya

[thin moss]

finally figure out hogaya

[silver heath]

ohh yess, sorry I am uneducated ;-;

[arctic kelp]

Colorblind yall are

[thin moss]

ab laal kurte me photo daaldo pranav

[azure slate]

Kyuki dono ek jaise lag rahe ho

[silver heath]

*lehenga

[silver heath]

I am red-green colourblind

[thin moss]

-1

[hasty lark]

Gaali kha lega ab skrillex bsdke

[arctic kelp]

@thin moss this has to be the biggest compliment for me

[silver heath]

dilado laal kurta please

[thin moss]

@wild patrol VCvcvcvcvcc sjajajksjsjs

[silver heath]

;-;

[azure slate]

Kyu?

[wild patrol]

5 30 ? Gym mai hun

[final bear]

if anyone's around 1900 lichess blitz whats your rating on chess.com's blitz?

[thin moss]

omg whaat, hells no. you’re looking way more prettierrr.

[hasty lark]

Laal saari wale chomude

[silver heath]

kyunki catto bohot sundar hai

[arctic kelp]

Abe
Jaa na tingu

[thin moss]

okayyy

[silver heath]

100janya bhi hai waise to

[azure slate]

Achha ha ye bhi sahi baat hai

[arctic kelp]

Shes so pretty

[silver heath]

thank you

[thin moss]

wao okie

gym boyyy

[hasty lark]

ghar pahuch gyi kya

[wild patrol]

5 30 gayam hojaoge ik

[silver heath]

ikik

[arctic kelp]

On the way
Laughing gas inhale krli

[thin moss]

bhai 100janya can eat 100s of me

[thin moss]

yaha 11 hoga na? aajaungi

[arctic kelp]

Eat you? okay

[silver heath]

mere liye laughing gas is THC

[arctic kelp]

[silver heath]

;-;

bohot khush ho jata hu

[thin moss]

are you still on thc

[thin moss]

[hasty lark]

tera phone koi le jaayega chomu andar rakh de

[arctic kelp]

Nashedi

[azure slate]

Ye dono ladkiya ek dusre ko kuch jyada compliment kar rahi hai kuch toh gadbad hai

[abstract hearth]

Okay mai bhi hu 😍 ajao ap

[silver heath]

yes

[arctic kelp]

Gaadi mein hoon
Aur koi nhi hai

[silver heath]

nahi hora mera kuch

[hasty lark]

Fir gaadi kon chala raha hai 😱😱

[arctic kelp]

Shahtir bas aag lagane ka intezar mein hai

[arctic kelp]

Uncle

[thin moss]

what’s for munchies then

[silver heath]

apko karun main compliment?

[azure slate]

Nhi nhi me aag nhi lagata, mera kaam toh petrol dalne ka hai

[azure slate]

Nhi mujhe sharam aa jayegi

[silver heath]

jam cookies taste heavenly when high

[azure slate]

mujhe bas height k liye compliment milte hai

Jisme mera koi contribution bhi nhi hai

[silver heath]

aree nahi...
shahtir bhai u're so tall I love ittt

[thin moss]

she deserves it, i feel discord me kaafi ladkiyo se zyada beautiful hai, not only from outside but inside too

wo inside nahi

personality inside^

[silver heath]

and you are kinda hot too

[thin moss]

waah

i love em

[silver heath]

u're beard is heavenly

[silver heath]

ikrr... I walked 6km in search of them, one day

while being high

[azure slate]

bas karde warna aaj hi waha aana padega

[silver heath]

you have nice hands too

[arctic kelp]

I cant stop giggling now

[silver heath]

pls touch me

[arctic kelp]

Pranav will get more gay w his compliments for shahtir now

[azure slate]

Compliment aur harrasment k bich ek fine line hoti hai

[silver heath]

awww

[silver heath]

someday I might convince myself that I am gay

[arctic kelp]

bitch dont aww