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Door raho phir
Okay 
4 feet se bhi chhoti damn
Zabardasti cool banna hai bas
Jaldi uth gayi..ya roz hi
roz hi π°

Routine Achcha hai matlab
meko lga chhoti bachi baat hi ni krti
Mujhe dekhlo...soi hi nhin hunπ
usse polio hai
I wouldn't say so
wow
Farhana to Haar gayi aapki
maine toh ss krliya
I'm very sad
Ikr
aawaz neechi

but farhana has more fans than gk and all combined
That's true
Winner se zyada Runner-up ke charche hain
exactly

Humesha se
literally her live had 160k viewers more than every other live combined lmao
Colours face ki gaand me ghus jate hain
face ki gaand π
Me neither
Red dress me kitni Sundar lag rahi thi wo
Gussa maan jate hain?
roz to mardete ho 
saale simp
Arre new gc hai

Abey bkl kya bhaang kha pi liya kya
sachme yaad nhi rehta mujhe ye sub xd
Bhang khate kaise hai
Lost ka birthday yaad tha?
sai chess khelega
Maine kal gc khola to 10 din purane msg dikh rahe the bc
mujhe mostly logoka birthday yaad rehta hai
jhootha
hein

Dhawal bhai ki bolti band ho jati hai lost ka naam sunte hi

Dhoowal paan masala daane daane m kesar ka swaad
Less than a girlfriend?

Tera to January 27 hai
lund lele

hmm

chee chee
Kab
yes
Bechari abhi to Adulthood shuru hua hai uska
date chhodo mahina tak galat hai
Mera dost to bc kal 4-5 ghanta gaya tha sath servicing ke time
Disown kardo gajni ko
benefit hua na

gajni tu disowned aaj se
π

Have a beautiful day you two ..π»
Paisa gaadi mehnga ghar
I need a woman who can give me all that 
uff talwiinder yaad aa gaya
Pushin on my buttons with no hesitation
waah

Padai krne se achha mar jao
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy.
Ye to meri line h
cool copypasta

π€ mhehehehe
Jo piye matcha usko cho de chacha
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arre dekha nahi re
Ur done
@mods

handsome boy

π
@past shuttle
If this world was mine
@hollow wasp
harr ladki sai se baat krti h
what is this old gc shi
saggytarius bhai
Sai be loading some shi
old gc uda dia
aakhir sai kaun h
uhuh
If it was upto me
mai sunn rha hun
hi alexa

yello
play me a song



Smoke weed everyday
Just tell me it can't be that crazy
hi
Morning
kahan se mangwate ho ap
Moaning

Eed
Imported
mehenga hota h?

How to moan
Thenks
Tutorials
Bohot mehenga
In hindi
ameer ho kia
One shot
Kala bazari

Trust me and I can set u free
apne fefde ho andhar kheechiye. aur jor se chillaiye "papa mera chussa marlo"

Sai vo helmuth dena
@warm zenith soviet african union be like :
wheres the union its just me
@tiny night cutuuuuu
bhosduuu
Understandable
She's in love with who I am
no
33




kyu
Tu hoga
Mein toh 11 baje jata tha
now playing from amazon music
Good morning risi

Sup
500 rupay
Anddd Manddd Ganddd
neeche jisne likha, vo behen ka lund
Thoda padh le
college karle
issey nahi hoga bhala
Maine to emoji bheja tha
School me hu bhaiya
Likha nhi tha
Frikin kids
Kyu raz nasth kar rahi haii
Emoji ko dhyan se analyze krre
To vo do : ke bich me likha jata hai
Lekin maine emoji tap kiya tha
Na ki text
isme kya raaz, old gc members ko to pta hi hai
inta analysis padhai mein kar liya hota toh aaj DC pe nahi hote
Prr vo technically text hi tha 
Old gc kya hoti haii

old "gc members"
Abhi bhi goli baari ruk nahi rahi
Buddhe logon ka shauk
mai to krungi goli-baari 
"gc memebers" mein toh nahi hoon
Kitne credit card waste kare nitro ke liye
Ye kasa pokemon haiπ π
It's Jigglypuff 
I hate it too 
nah he jiggle haii isme na he puff

Yeh Dev bhaiya, kal se pareshan krrhe
Fr
Kasan ba kasa ba kese hoπ π
Dev bhaiya ke gand marlo
Itna kah hi rahe to
Ara bha asa bhasha ma baat na kar, mughe samag na ata ha
@toxic pollen @charred oar
Yeh maarega
aur bhai kaisa hai
Strap on ke bina
nanga ghoda ?

Aalas mein, tu bta
"meri ma ki xh*t" ahh text
Haan
office ni jana meko
Ok ok
Kapde pehenao nange mein maza nahi
me toh badhiyaaaa ekdum
chhodo, mai dedetiu 
πΉ πΉ
kyuu
mujhe toh nahi diya kabhi phool
thanku

aaj kidhr breakfast, starbucks?
aur kaisi hai
aalas
aa gayi
Studyyy time, byeee

gharpe bhai
Cookie khayega ?

Good
ye kya reason hai
Jaata kahan haii saale
@low kestrel btao bha
mt ja fir

Rolundo vai
Cocaine naam mast haii
parents ke gharpe hu abhi
arre coco vai
tumhare yahan alg alg ghr hote?
Thanks dev
Issi goli ke asley se marunga @viscid ivy

ben ka sot
Kidda
han me alag rehta hu
Mastt aap btao kya chlra
whatt
why
Independence
?
Ye react ki gand se nikal ja bacchey @viscid ivy
Bss office ke chonchle, aaj daaru plans after office
Aap btao
haan in a way
aur waise bhi wo pune shift hogaye
aur me waha jaa nhi skta

Annoying ho gaya abb
Papa ne toh retirement hi leli
arre nicee
konsi daaruβ¦bas office jaunga aur to kya
damn bro
You are extremely rich
with gurinder gill

sabko pel diya
Good morning cb
Peeth laal hojegi
Dekha jaega no idea for now
Arre kab jaoge itni late
damn bro
/ remove afk cb
Peeth lal kardi yaar
nhi hai bhai aisa kuch
1 se 9 hoti meri shift
rehne de tu
Ye chotti bacchi abtk ye harkate karti hai ?
arey sacchii
No capp
hutt
19 ke baad meko gharwalo ne paise dene band kardiye 
Rich parents hi krte aise 
Ye chotti bacchi badi hogayi tabb bhi
han fir me toh nhi hu na
Chotti bacchi ko chotte bacche ki aas hai , dhundho iske liye
Cb school ni gayi?
Arre bc 8 hrs !?!?!
We have 9:15 hrs
CB tere liye chota baccha dundha haii
whut
hogayi padhai?
Rastey mein uski lolipop gir gayi thi
Simp
ye typing aa raha haii lagta haii kuch bolegi
Mene bhi yahi kaha tha 
Nirvana CB ka
CB mujhse gussa hai? 
kyu nhi
Padhle
Tu padhle
Morning dee
CB ne mere muh me moot dia 
(Waahhh yummm)
Morning rishi
dee wassup
Thodi laaj karle
Nhi rha jaarha bina Deadpool ki personality bahar laaye, fir se Deadpool bann jaata hu hatt

Simp pills kon dalla react karra
Jaldi se apne andar ka mard bahar nikal
mujhe role do me Deadpool ko ban karta
ye control karwao bahi
@severe cloak
ban shreya
mein apke support mein hoo
Cut dev's dihh off
abhi bhi vo support mein hai
Acha bete
mein phir bhi apke support mein katt do lauda
Relatable β€
Loda katt jayega toh muh se mutega kya chomu
ππππ
Hassiii se laptop hogyaaa mai, iske jokesss kitne funny hai
izzatless insaan se izzat expect nhi krti me
abbey chedi lauda hoga nahi
sukhi dukhi type

ye sarcasm haiii ?
Kya bakrha hai
Idk
aapko jese lena hai lelo
mujhe ulta lena haii
Keep your fetishes away from me
aapco aage se lena toh aage se lelo peechhe se lena toh peechhe se ππΉπ
Abbey i mean seedhe karke nahi le sakte
Aujar katt dunga
teri marzi bhai

jese lena hai lele
ye bechara ladki samajh baitha
π koi bhand choda hi hoga
Bonnie Blue ki sex tapes dekhni hai jor se
π€£
koi toh hoga
bonnie blue toh sex vi krlegi
Chud ja
Aaj maine galti se bearer cheque par cross krdiya
Abh mereko ye cheque bank me deposit Krna padega
24 ghante baad paise aayenge
Ye kya hota h?
What is your age
18
Papa se puch
Huh

Aur bata kya haal hai
mast haaal, aap batao
Me ye puchra tha ki cross krne se kya dikkt h?
Paise toh waise bhi aajate
Aur utna hi tym lgta
hatt bsdk π
mujhse lund chutt jokes maare bina nhi rha gya
isliye
Bearer cheque is equivalent to cash
2026 me log pen drive use kr rhe?
Cheques me bhi variety hoti h?
1din bhi pretend nhi kara ja rha
shit

Kaisebolta hai
Khaali drive use kr rhe h
nhi rha jaarha, deadpool is me, me is deadpool
Sir myself jee aspirant saar π€
Teacher bol rha pen drive me ppt lekr aana. Ab mai pen drive kaha se laun
Dukaan se
Bhai basic knowledge hai
Teacher ko bolo ki sir bss drive h pen nhi
Up down
Or how a battery works
Kya faayda jab tujhe cheque ke baare me nahi pata
3 idiots
dialogue hi galat use krdia dhawal bhaiya 
Kya fayeda jab aapko batteries aur engine wagera kese work krte h ye nhi pta
Mai mechanical engineer hu bhai
Skill issue 
teri chats padhke, tujhme jyada lag rha skill issue 
Mechanical engineering krke kya fayeda...jab kaam toh IT me krna h
Business hai khud ka

oye deadpool danish tumhare pas asexual ka tag hai?
Dem..kis cheez ka?
tag karo na
Good question
idhar thodi hai asexual ki ID 
toh kaha hai?
regular ke sv me hoga ig
link bhej
btw, kya aap vahi soggy ho?? og wale
haanji sir
Weak, aise hogi skinny?
oww
long see no time
Hai nhi server pe
kaha gaya?
Sab nahi bataunga
Offline

Naice
id mil jaayegi, asexual nhi 

kal se start honge


Fir itne din
"Sex kardunga Pata bhi nhi chalega" should be the description for asexual
πππππ
Kitne funny ho yawrr aaapp
Mai to hassi se laptop hogyaaa
Mera moot nikal gya hasste-hasste
π€£π€£
Arre rukk bhai, matt hassaaaaa
laptop
Hasi se laptop hogaya
yes

Bro got folded
typo intended 
Social media wagera se doori kya banali bc kya likhre smjh nhi aarha 

ππ
Ram to har jagah hai
aagayi gym
Go study 
ek baar bed pe baithne ke baad uthne ka mann hi nahi karta
Kya h aaj?
inke chakkar mai full form ke sath likhna padta hai 
Crazy
abhi kardio
Oo double muscles training
triple bhi hoti hai lekin push me
aalas buri bala hai
I to do back and rear delts for pull
vo to velle log krte hai double muscle best h
12 baje toh mein uthti hu
when was the last time you worked out?

kuch bhi?
Work out to 23 saal se nahi kia
Taccooooo 
hi kiddo
chest shoulders tris me max 45 mins lagte
Good afternoon
sab changaaa?
evening hone wali hai
haanji, sab badhiya. aap dassso?
kitne exercise?

chest 3, shoulders 2 and tris 2
mai bhi badhiya, kal se exams shuru 
bs 2 π
Chudega
feel kaise aayega
toh padhai?

3 bhi kar sakte


sux thodi na hai jo feel lena hai
sab hochuka hai, bss short revision, fir sojaunga
bss 3 π
konsa subject?
pain kaise hoga
abey overdoer wale mereko bilkul pasand nahi
communication hai pehla to 
all three heads maaro and bas
communication in engg?
π haan

Seedha bolo em waves pr h π€‘
govt to gandwi hai
kya padhate usme?
dur reh, jaakr JEE ki padhai krr teri, minor lode

Bhartiya gandwi party?
18 ka hu bsdk
morning mai jati hai?
Minor kisko bolra
turu
technical reports, basic interview etiquettes etc
lagta nhi hai, nvm, JEE padhle, exam paas hai
Padhne ka tym jaa chuka h...ab bss bhakti ka bacha h
Bc tyla kitni cute h
mock tests complete krr 
mai to baba bnke bmw mai ghumunga
wow
etiquettes wo bhi deadpool se 
π fake krne me, koi dikkat ni hai mujhe
tf garmi? yaha 4-5 degree mai bhi 5 bje ja rha
fake karna toh ladke bohot achhe se jaante hai

southern hemisphere me hu, isslie summers hai

Deeeeee, I'm back 
Welcome back 
tere exams khatam hogye na ?
Na hogya
ew no
bas mardjaat ki asliyat bata rahi hu
hua ya nhi
arre
ptsd ladko se nahi hota, uske liye family kaafi hai
Agle saal phirse dungi 
arre bc, fuck hogya kya
Tagda wala 
major hogyi, prr class vahi purani wali
Bakwas band kar 

theeke
I wish accha aye result
π€πΏπ€πΏπ€πΏ
result accha aaya, to mai aapka suhaag 
3 hands?..

Kuch bhi bolta hai
@graceful ibex
accept krr, vrna fail hojayegi

Phele khud pass hoja 

Kal exam hai
Physics ke exam ke din kisi ne kaha tha comment like karo warna paper ganda jayega aur maine nahi kiya tha like aur bohot ganda gaya, dobara risk 
exams ke baad nii aaunga, aisa bola tha

Soju


Hasta kya hai
100janya
Potty

mai subah se yeh college walon ki chatarpatar sun rhi
Auditorium mein
ek toh chairs mein baithne bolte
mene bhi ek aise comment pe like nii kia 
mere kal se exams hai, vo comment dhundkrr aata hu
bhadwu govt college walon
soujanya deere dheere shy babla banri hai
Kaise ho
Dhundh bhai inn bhadwo ki nazar astik se bhi kali hoti hai
u when aastik?
Mai dee ko bol rhi thi

Mast ekdam, aap batao
bhai ye kounse college server me aagya mai
mai gora hoon bhosduu





Shoolini University, Solan, Himachal Pradesh
dalle rishi 


Naic jox
aur mujhe bolra h
black af boi

kalue sab
underarms word dekhte hi, ungli muh me daaldi, fetish hi alag hai rishi ki
mai kaala nhi hu dalle
mene kuch aur padhliya bsdk
Muh toh mera kala kardiya physics paper ne
itna khatarnak hindi kyu use krte ho 
Black Body Radiation

Kale hai par dilwale hai @viscid ivy
Us
tmkc 
Mai kali bhi hun aur dilwali bhi nahi hun
π
abe jaa na
Mai ek suar hunβ€
kale se yaad aaya @wanton hull hello 
kaale hai pr dilwale hai ko
"kal paper hai padhlia"

Relatableβ€
isliye gaali dedi sorry
Gand mai ghusale apni camera
Raat ka baat kar raha hu mein
dee toh ek sacchi kashmiri bhi nhi hai
Wtf

ππππ
kisi din pakka cancel hoga dp


chidhane toh de π

Kala toh woh hai


kala, kalua, kauua, black devil, koyal ka baccha
Ashleel toh Vo thi 
Us

Mehi wheatish

Sorry for your loss
kal hardik ne dihh hard krdia tha


kya likhi thi
100janya, gaali nhi
nigru?

Hardik ki back dekhke isko peg karne ka mann karta hai
old gc kaha gayi

Hawt back
oh
chats kaise padhu 
mute hojayegi 100ju
Iconic lafde bhi chale gaye
π π π
I swearrrr
vahi naaaa
admin bkloda
@cinder steppe 
usko gaaliya padi hai uss gc me
2 maheene*
Tuje t pata hai


Kise gaali dena hai
admin
bahane toh dekho bsdwale ke
motu bhaiya @isha 

Missu aditya
vahi na 
itni reaction farming kii thi sabne

bhai kya wajah tha gc change krne ka
@viscid ivy Tujhe ladki bane ka shok cadha tha na kal?
Ye aditya kidhar hai ajkal
Ban hogaiy kya
Nahi leave kardiya
Regular ke bina GC active nhi ho skti 

Bucky aagya
bucky aagya π π π π
Ab kirtan bikega
hi bucky my old fren

Souju mute hogyi
uss kirtan lode ne, aur yeh aastik bhadwe ne, mere dono nipples bech diye the gc me 

Kirtan ne toh breakup kr liya mereseππ
Tu apni bandi bechta hai?
Tsktsktsk
i miss kitten
good old days 
Dudh ka dhanda band 
atleast #pictures sahi salaamat hai
udhar kuch kuch clips hai π€£
How are youπ₯Ί
bsdk, yadav nii hu
Wide your legs bola tha ek admi ne
Wohi din ache the
behenchod mere liye QR pe paisa jama krre the tum kirtan aur dora π π π π
1 rupya aaya tha
@cinder steppe purani gc wapis chahiye hame
π 
kirtan aur mai π
dora ko to mene transfer kiya tha, taaki mera round figure kharab naa ho balance me
For money...yessπ

@cinder steppe phir se voting karo
Kirtan hi iski bandi hai @viscid ivy
im good, bas aapki yaadon mein tha
kodeeng sikhado
Sharam nahi aati isko
dhawal ne dm mein votes liye kya 
jo hume pta nhi chala voting ka
Main bhi pichle 1 ghante se aapki yaad main khoya hua tha...
Abhi bathroom se bhar jaa rha huπ€°π₯Ί

Vote for #changeAdmin #changeMods
Aur tune kaha kiya mujhe koi ping nhi aaya @cinder steppe kab Kiya tune voting
Muje nai ati 
Respect our privacyπ₯Ί
dhawaal bhi modi se kam nhi hai, vote chori krliya to?
sikho fir 
@severe cloak
voting hi ni hote, dictatorship
modi ne atleast thoda boht vikaas kiya tha, inki vajah se to sv hi chud gya
Muh band rakh
except Cse and Ashey
Yeh kya...maine gamerfleet ke sv pe MOD ka vote kiya...yeh vote Dhawal ko kaise aa gya iss sv peπ€―π€―π€―
And seeds
haan 
yaha sbh nepali bhenkasot bhare pade h kya har cheez mai protest krne lag rhe


Kashmiri*
toh sirf ayyuuc ko htane bolra? π π
unhone meri ladypool ban ki thi

aapki different league hai
Bhai jab kashmiriyo ne statehood ke liye protest kiya tha toh logo ne unko aatankwadi kaha tha ab ladakh karra same cheez ke liye toh unko woke genz keh rahe 
chii


Acha aisa hai kya
done lurking in ts gc 
Ye itna relatable kyu hai
messiah ne kuch bhi likha agar mere DMs me, to idhar fwd krdunga
Maine kal teri ladypool ko dekha...wolerine ke hairs ki poni tali bna rhi thi (niche ke baal)π₯Ίπ€°
Ab wo zarur likhega
mai hi hu ladypool dalle
@trail shale in DMs
Chii...tu yeh saab bhi krtaπ
@tacit dagger aur mere ex-bablasur
Chud gaya bc
gif bheja hai dalle

u seem old here
Madrid chudegi man City se

"here" nii padha yolo ne
Alonso bye bye gonna miss you

old in this server π π π
yolo aap wahi stree hona jo j*b word se darti ho
@spiral minnow


20 ka toh me bhi hu
yes

20 ko old bol rhe mujhe to budhau hi bol denge
aapko budhau nhi bhadwu bolenge
meri clg khatm hogyi
january se naye city me jake rehna h
Bc job lagi nhi adulting ho gyi in logo ki
@muted sage
arre bc, mujhe bhi dara dia yolo ne

haaloo
mera toh ghee hi khatam hogya
hows u
Adulting ke A se kaafi durr ho tumlogg
jo bolta hai wahi hota hai 
Ye ghee kya hai bc 
Oligospermia
π π π

me gud wbu
Bachpan Yaad aagaya
yolo ki pfp reminds me of a junior








kb hai ?




