general-chat

[cinder steppe]

@here NEW GC Please be kind to everyone!

[sharp ocean]

Mene gc ka udghtan kar diya

[tiny night]

BWAHA come at me yall ill show u kindness

[tiny night]

I did

😡

[obtuse kelp]

damn

[tiny night]

Aja bhidle

New gc mei

[ivory steeple]

Hmmmm

[tiny night]

😡😡

[stable magnet]

No

[tiny night]

Laat mukka barsa dunga

[outer gale]

[ivory steeple]

Me fast

[tiny night]

True

[obtuse kelp]

so all the previous chats are gone?

[rose gale]

purane chats delete mat karo pls

[hybrid dawn]

🥲

[serene flower]

Hugye h sayad

[sharp ocean]

Thoda top msg dekh ligye

[west remnant]

Kaahe ko

[tiny night]

Dekha

[sharp ocean]

Haa me hoo

[lean dust]

Can't use stickers and emotes from other servers

Rip

[rose gale]

bc

[serene umbra]

[boreal linden]

mera naam thik kardo koi

[cinder steppe]

kya karna haI?

new name

[boreal linden]

word hi blocked hai

[stoic idol]

Lolzzz

[sharp ocean]

@cinder steppe old gc hide kiya ya delete

[boreal linden]

dm krdiya

[viscid ivy]

Acha? Mera reset nahi kiya ja raha?

[pale trellis]

[sharp ocean]

Ab yaha hogi backchodi

[maiden fjord]

[viscid ivy]

Alaiii purana kaha gaya

[sharp ocean]

Hide kiya ig

[boreal linden]

dusra wala krdiya @cinder steppe

[cinder steppe]

mai kuch nhi kar rha

change

[boreal linden]

abe yaar bhai please

[sharp ocean]

[rancid hatch]

Abe tu bolegi kya kaam tha

[rancid hatch]

Old chats delete hogyi kya?

[sharp ocean]

[knotty oracle]

damn

[cinder steppe]

archived hai

[sharp ocean]

[azure slate]

Purani chat kyu hata di

[knotty oracle]

merpe abhi bhi yt member ka role kyu hai mene to latent band hote hi cancel krdiya tha 😔

[cinder steppe]

discord issue hai vo

[knotty oracle]

thanks discord

[sharp ocean]

[azure slate]

Kitne sare achhe msg the purane

[sharp ocean]

Aise prob muje kyu nai hote

[azure slate]

Ab kaha se milege

[rose gale]

aab uska chats kaha dhundu?

[knotty oracle]

tum kya purane chats read karte rehte ho?

[sharp ocean]

[cinder steppe]

60% logo ne haan bola for new gc and har din new message aate rehte ki delete all my previous messages

[azure slate]

Kaam aate hai kabhi kabhi search karne k liye

[sharp ocean]

[azure slate]

Atleast purani chat accessible to rakho

[knotty oracle]

lol sabko apne msgs kyu del karwaye inka bhi FIR hota kya

[sharp ocean]

Ak kaam kro old gc lock karo

[rose gale]

ye unfair hai tujhe ek baari vote karwana chahiye tha

[cinder steppe]

vote karvaya tha..usse me 60% aaya

[viscid ivy]

Are change mat karo pls mera reset kardo pls bhai nahi ho?

[cinder steppe]

[sharp ocean]

[rose gale]

hein arey ping kar dena tha theek hai

[azure slate]

Yeh 60% log kon hai

[cinder steppe]

ping bhi kia tha

[rose gale]

koi nhi janta ne kuch acha socha hoga

[true mural]

sapne me

[viscid ivy]

Kal bolungi pakka😭

[knotty oracle]

60% out of 20ppls

[rose gale]

isliye 60% aaye

[true mural]

bhai kisne banaya admin ise

[cobalt wyvern]

Hie

[cinder steppe]

60 people voted

[cobalt wyvern]

Guys

Wasup

What vote

[rancid hatch]

Tu pagal bana rhi mujhe lag rha😞

[true mural]

can we goddamn ban those 60 percent

[azure slate]

New gc bana diya purane sare msg archive kar diye

[viscid ivy]

sahi mai kaam hai

[cobalt wyvern]

Omg

[rancid hatch]

Kis relates h vse

[cobalt wyvern]

Crazy

Shahtirrrr

Hiiii

[rose gale]

purane gc delete ho gaya

[cobalt wyvern]

Long time no see

[viscid ivy]

Colez

[cobalt wyvern]

Who cares

[azure slate]

Hii and congratulations 🎉 on new job

[rancid hatch]

Ohh tag krdio

[cobalt wyvern]

Omg thank u abhi btane wali thi

[viscid ivy]

Okokok

[cobalt wyvern]

How's u

[rancid hatch]

Hlo shahtir bhai

[sharp ocean]

Kya farak padta hai

[cobalt wyvern]

It's internship tho 😔

[rancid hatch]

Hlo yolo mei yaad hu😞

[rose gale]

wah congo

[cobalt wyvern]

Not job

[rancid hatch]

[azure slate]

Hello

[opaque rock]

ping?

[azure slate]

Batana chodo party chaiye

[rancid hatch]

Bhul gye?😞

[azure slate]

Ek hi toh weeknd tha humesha kyu bhuluga

[cobalt wyvern]

ittu sa yaad ho

[pale trellis]

[cobalt wyvern]

Tanks

[true mural]

tu trex ka banda hai na

[rancid hatch]

Ohh🤭 , kse ho

[rancid hatch]

Kse ho

[cobalt wyvern]

gg salary ayegi tho dedungi but me hyd me rhungi

[azure slate]

Kon trex?

[cobalt wyvern]

Gud wby

[true mural]

trex playz btv wala shatir hai na tu

[rancid hatch]

Badhiya, ab kya kr rhi

[azure slate]

Badhiya hu how are you

[cinder steppe]

new gc hai...ab new personality bhi le aao. Ache se rehna idhar lmao

[azure slate]

Nhi pata

[north palm]

new GC?

[true mural]

bhagja sale

[sharp ocean]

[cobalt wyvern]

7th sem end hori kl vacate krri hu

[rancid hatch]

Badhiya badhiya, kya kr rhe aap aaj kal

[knotty oracle]

varna FIR

[azure slate]

Good city

[cobalt wyvern]

gg

[azure slate]

Ghumna, firna, maze karna

[north palm]

ohh

old chats gye

[azure slate]

Tumhara kya chal raha hai

[cobalt wyvern]

Ap abhi tk nhi btaye ki kaha kaam krte ho

[rancid hatch]

Oh papers chl rhe hoge

[cobalt wyvern]

[cobalt wyvern]

Hogye sab

[sharp ocean]

Yeah old archived

[rancid hatch]

Mere to exams chl rhe college ne pareshan krdiya

[true mural]

purane lafde kr screenshots bhi nhi liye @cinder steppe saleeeeee

[north palm]

acha

[azure slate]

Dhawal #old-general-chat ka access to dedo

[cobalt wyvern]

Ap konse sem weeknd

[rancid hatch]

Pr btech to 8 sem ki hoti, btech hi thi na teri

[rancid hatch]

3rd sem

[sharp ocean]

+1

[cobalt wyvern]

Haa humara last sem is for internships and senior design project

[sharp ocean]

[cobalt wyvern]

Internships mil gya tho chle jate h log

[rancid hatch]

Ohh yeh sahi h pressure kam h exams ka

[azure slate]

Konsi specialisation choose ki

[cobalt wyvern]

Yup

[rancid hatch]

Bca😭

[sharp ocean]

[cobalt wyvern]

@azure slate bta merko ppo nhi ayegi tho referral dedo 😔

[rancid hatch]

South mei hi the na aap, jaha tak yaad h mujhe

[dry pier]

Happy birthday god bless you party hard 🎉🎉🎈🎈

[true mural]

[rancid hatch]

Happy birthday god bless you party hard 🎉🎉🎈🎈

[cobalt wyvern]

Yoss

[tiny night]

NotApoorv

[rancid hatch]

Oh abhi bhi south ya shifting ho gyi

[cobalt wyvern]

Happy birthday god bless you party hard 🎉🎉🎈🎈

[cobalt wyvern]

South me hee shift hojaungi

[sharp ocean]

Happy birthday god bless you party hard 🎉🎉🎈🎈

[rancid hatch]

@robust wyvern

[true mural]

yeah u remember

[cobalt wyvern]

IT poora yha hee tho h

[tiny night]

@cobalt wyvern sunne mei aya hai kaafi hard hai hashedin mei ppo lena

[azure slate]

Me khud hi referral dhund raha hu tumhe bola toh tha fresher k liye referral nhi hota

[cobalt wyvern]

Noida gurgoan bhi h but ni jara

[rancid hatch]

Haa south to job wagera ke liye bhi sahi h ig

[tiny night]

Ek toh yeh log java springboot pe kaam krte
4 saal maine java nhi padhi cuz i hate it and now I'll have to study it

[cobalt wyvern]

Koina use it as leverage and get job somewhere else. Me bhi whi krne wali

[sharp ocean]

bye BRB

[azure slate]

Half engineer

[cobalt wyvern]

Blackrock lgwado

[tiny night]

Kaahe ka leverage jab tak internship khatam hogi placement season chla jayega

[cobalt wyvern]

Mumbai me

[rancid hatch]

Half bhi nhi h, agar college 10th tier ho😭

[cobalt wyvern]

Internship ke time pe hee har jagh apply kro intervirw kro

[azure slate]

Uske liye toh tier 1 clg jana padega

[cobalt wyvern]

Nah mere clg me hire kia last yr 80 ppl ko

[tiny night]

Dsa toh bhul hi jaunga development skills ke basis pe kahi mil jaye toh mil jaye

[cobalt wyvern]

Is baar 40 ppl ko

[cobalt wyvern]

gg

[azure slate]

Ppo mil jayega itna tension na lo

[cobalt wyvern]

Bhai

Diversity hire hu me

[azure slate]

[cobalt wyvern]

Kick krdenge mujhe internship ke baad

[azure slate]

Kab join kiya lgbta

[cobalt wyvern]

Woman hu

[azure slate]

Unki bhi diversity hiring ho rahi hai?

[cobalt wyvern]

Ladiz log

Yes

Apko ni pta?

Crazy

[azure slate]

Kick toh nhi karege badi company hai kahi na kahi toh place kar hi dege

[cobalt wyvern]

Hm

Mne on campus ek full time offer reject kia

Iske lie

[azure slate]

Me toh bas lgbtq aur disability walo ko diversity hiring me count karta tha

[cobalt wyvern]

Bs wo decision regret na hojaye

[cobalt wyvern]

Demn

[azure slate]

Regret yaani direct shaadi karwa dege

[cobalt wyvern]

nope

I have didi

She gets married first

So I have time

[cinder steppe]

india me kya package lag rhe fresher ke aaj kal? Decent college

[cobalt wyvern]

8.5lpa

[azure slate]

Aesa koi jaruri nhi hai

Aur fees?

[cobalt wyvern]

Jaruri h

[cinder steppe]

acha

[cobalt wyvern]

Wrna sabko lgega ki mne kuch kaand krlia

Islie shadi krwarhe

[cinder steppe]

15 tho minimum milna chaiye

[cobalt wyvern]

😔

[cobalt wyvern]

Is vit decent clg

Vit me mujhe 8.5 hee mila

[cinder steppe]

ohh mera dost bhi vit me hai

[cobalt wyvern]

Meri friends ko bhi 7.5 to 13 ke range

[azure slate]

Tier 1 me mil jaata hai utna

[cobalt wyvern]

Hee

[cinder steppe]

obv

meri dost bhi abhi placement me baitha tha

[tame trout]

Mujhe old generate chat naam se channel kyu dikha

[cinder steppe]

vit ke

[cobalt wyvern]

Oo usko Acha mila?

[frosty flame]

@lusty mantle delete kiya

[cobalt wyvern]

Wse meri vitap h

[cinder steppe]

18 lakh

[cobalt wyvern]

Decent nhi h

Vit Vellore me milta hoga 15

[cobalt wyvern]

Uff blackrock?

[cinder steppe]

yes

[cobalt wyvern]

😔

Crazy

@azure slate referral lgwao blackrock

[azure slate]

Purani gc hi archive kar di

[cinder steppe]

try citadel

[cobalt wyvern]

Blackrock ka base 12 h ig

[azure slate]

Why BlackRock

[tiny night]

15 lpa toh mere college ko jamane ho gye shakal dekhe

[cobalt wyvern]

🙂 mujhe thodi lenge

[cinder steppe]

kyun?

[cobalt wyvern]

Aise hee

[unkempt pelican]

Someone buy me a vodka

[cinder steppe]

le lenge

[tiny night]

Ab toh ek switch krke hi 15-20 lpa ja paunga

[cobalt wyvern]

Pint of beer chlega?

[cinder steppe]

ladies ko le lete hai

[tiny night]

+1

[cinder steppe]

try applying

[cobalt wyvern]

Me ladies hu

[cinder steppe]

bas 9 interview round hote

dhiyan rakhna

[cobalt wyvern]

Lelo mujhe companies

[unkempt pelican]

Yeah works

[cobalt wyvern]

Blackrock me? 😭

Wtf

[cinder steppe]

nhi

usme 3

[cobalt wyvern]

9 rounds

[cinder steppe]

only

[cobalt wyvern]

Hm

[cinder steppe]

citadel

[cobalt wyvern]

Citadel I c

[unkempt pelican]

9 rounds

[cobalt wyvern]

Dekhte h

[unkempt pelican]

Dafu

[cobalt wyvern]

Apply krungi

[unkempt pelican]

Q

[cinder steppe]

maine dia tha tabhi bta rha lol

[unkempt pelican]

Mai bhi karungi ab

[cobalt wyvern]

How's u

[unkempt pelican]

My back hurts

[tiny night]

Tune pehla nikala kisi mei

[minor vine]

Nga who ping

[tiny night]

9 nikalne ki baat krri hai

[cinder steppe]

4 he nikal pae

[cobalt wyvern]

Sleep kro without pillow

[cinder steppe]

[unkempt pelican]

I have cleared all the technical rounds

[tiny night]

Wow where have u been placed

[cobalt wyvern]

Apka graduation year when

[cinder steppe]

BT ho gai

[tiny night]

[unkempt pelican]

Ive ever given

[cinder steppe]

abhi bas

[tiny night]

Toh fir dikkat kahan ari hai

[azure slate]

Kya puchte aajkal technical round me

[unkempt pelican]

No. The HRs dont seem to like me or maybe i got less marks that is why idk

[cobalt wyvern]

25 ya 26

[cinder steppe]

26

[tiny night]

Acha

[unkempt pelican]

Chodbhangada

[cobalt wyvern]

Cool same

[tiny night]

Chaar technical rounds mei kya puchte

[unkempt pelican]

I hate hrs

[cobalt wyvern]

Oops puchte h

[tiny night]

I love hra

Hrs

They love me

[cinder steppe]

mujhe bas 3 saal kaam karna tha

[tiny night]

[cinder steppe]

citadel me

[cobalt wyvern]

I didn't do a single hr round until now

[unkempt pelican]

Oops is my fav thing ever 💔

[azure slate]

Fir toh tumhare liye kaafi easy raha hoga clear karna

[cobalt wyvern]

Still got one ft and one internship

[tiny night]

Damn

[cobalt wyvern]

[cinder steppe]

par lia nhi

[unkempt pelican]

How 😔

Someone help me

[cobalt wyvern]

Baki try kro

[unkempt pelican]

Get a job

[unkempt pelican]

💔

[cinder steppe]

vo tho mil he jaite hai

[tiny night]

Chaar round kis cheez ke hote
Mera hua tha usme 2 the one dsa + resume another LLD and DBMS

[unkempt pelican]

I

[cinder steppe]

citadel chaiye tha..kyunki package acha tha @cobalt wyvern. aur sub chote mote tho mill he jainge

[unkempt pelican]

WANT

TO

KMS

[azure slate]

Technical nikal gaya matlab 60% placed hi hote ho

[woven wadi]

Ok

[waxen gazelle]

[unkempt pelican]

Ive never given 4
3 max
Two tech and one hr

[woven wadi]

Why do they take 5 rnds of interview for shitty ahh positions

[cobalt wyvern]

Ayo ptanhi I barely made it to 3 interviews on campus and 2 were so bad like interviewer didn't even turn on cam the other one was so chill the dude was like smiling mne bhi smile kia boht projects ka hee baat chli and then I got it

[azure slate]

LLD round ho raha hai fresher k liye

[cobalt wyvern]

Ek aur off campus tha usme bs 2 dsa

Nothing else

[tiny night]

Acha vaise
Haan vaise mere bhi 2 technical+ 1 hr
And ig itna hi hote mostly har jagah

[woven wadi]

@cobalt wyvern ladki ho kya

[tame trout]

[cobalt wyvern]

Oh :* koinhi aur bhi honge ache package wale

[tiny night]

Han bhai

[cobalt wyvern]

Usme try krow

[cinder steppe]

nhi citadel zada he tha

[azure slate]

Kya design karne bola

[cinder steppe]

aur koi nahi de rha tha itna

[tiny night]

Zomato

[cobalt wyvern]

Yes diversity hire

[unkempt pelican]

Yeah mostly

[azure slate]

Delivery app you mean?

[cinder steppe]

mujhe tho chess.com design karne bola tha ek interview me

[woven wadi]

Sexy bhai

[azure slate]

Likha tha kya hobbies me chess

[tiny night]

Food delivery keh lo
But usne specifically bola ki Zomato design kr

[unkempt pelican]

How do you apply offcampus they never get back 💔

[cobalt wyvern]

Never did system design rounds

[cinder steppe]

haan

[tiny night]

It sucks

[cobalt wyvern]

Got an interest form

[cinder steppe]

referral

[cobalt wyvern]

Only got like 2 OAs off campus

[woven wadi]

QA tester k liye h kya opening kidar

[tiny night]

Yes referral

[cobalt wyvern]

After applying 100s

Me tho ni lia referral

Diversity hiring 🔥

[tiny night]

I never applied itna bcz i was never prepared enough

[azure slate]

Pehle toh fresher k liye max 3-4 round hote the dsa coding+technical manager+hr

[tiny night]

[unkempt pelican]

Any1 referral?

Pls give me one

[tiny night]

I still need to do advanced dsa

[cobalt wyvern]

Shahtir se mango

[tiny night]

Dp graphs

[unkempt pelican]

Nobody asks that

[woven wadi]

Vir das ka referral lele

[cobalt wyvern]

[cinder steppe]

funny enough merese aaj tak kisi bhi interview me DSA nhi pucha

[unkempt pelican]

Lun dedu

[cobalt wyvern]

Wow

Crazy

[tiny night]

Toh tu itna dp dp kyu krti hai

[cobalt wyvern]

Mera bhi on campus kisine nhi pucha dsa actually

[azure slate]

Konse role k liye apply kiya hai

[cobalt wyvern]

Off campus shady startups with 10k stipend also want dsa

[unkempt pelican]

I never finished it

[cinder steppe]

swe

[unkempt pelican]

Lol

[cobalt wyvern]

[unkempt pelican]

🤣

[cobalt wyvern]

I interviewed for one

[tiny night]

Also Infosys ka sp role mei puchte codeforces 1800 rating questions and they are mostly dp graphs 💔💔

My ass could never

[cobalt wyvern]

Shady performance based salary internship dene wala start up

[unkempt pelican]

Waste

[cobalt wyvern]

Infosys ass

[unkempt pelican]

Where do you find em

[tiny night]

Understandable for 21lpa

[cobalt wyvern]

Wo ig indeed se ayi

[azure slate]

Fir toh kaafi badhiya hai dsa nhi puch rahe hai toh

[unkempt pelican]

They never offer that much

Not to freshers

[tiny night]

Nye roles ni dekhi?

[cobalt wyvern]

How

[unkempt pelican]

Bhenchos muje koi reply hi nai karta

[cobalt wyvern]

Meri amazon interview me bs dsa puche 😭

Ntg else literally

[unkempt pelican]

Nah

[unkempt pelican]

Classic

[cobalt wyvern]

Mujhe bhi nhi krte I told u na 200 300 applications me bas 2 aye the OAs

[tiny night]

From this year they introduced new roles
Sp L1 - 10-11lpa
Sp L2 - 15 lpa
Sp L3 - 21lpa

Dse - 6.5 lpa

Isse pehle they were offering 9.5 for same level of questions
But from this year they doing some fair shit

[unkempt pelican]

Theyll make it so hard

[tiny night]

True

[unkempt pelican]

Will take what 2 people

Ar maxx

Waste hai

[unkempt pelican]

Bhenchos 200-300

[tiny night]

My tier 3 college having bootcamp thinking people can crack that💔

[limpid frigate]

[tiny night]

2nd year toh tune bakchodi kri fir

[unkempt pelican]

I forgot to apply @bloomberg

💔

[limpid frigate]

Bloomberg kya hota hai

[unkempt pelican]

😭😭😭

[tiny night]

Mai off campus apply krna hi chod diya💔

Kuch ni hone wala ladko ka

Unless refers

[unkempt pelican]

Me

[limpid frigate]

Who's you

[unkempt pelican]

Like Heisenberg like bloomberg

[tiny night]

[limpid frigate]

Jewish

?

[unkempt pelican]

Potato potahtoe

Same thing

[limpid frigate]

Potathoe

[unkempt pelican]

Gurl

[tiny night]

Springboot and angular padhni hai bisi

[limpid frigate]

Jewish girl

[cinder steppe]

bhai inn sub chezo se kuch nhi hota..basics ache karlo bas python ke

[unkempt pelican]

Spring mei boot kon pehnta hai

[sharp ocean]

Pintudii

[cinder steppe]

and you are set

[azure slate]

Kaafi jyada competition badh gaya hai fresher k liye

[unkempt pelican]

Typa shit i ought to say in my intv from today onwarr

[cinder steppe]

kuch competition nhi hai

[unkempt pelican]

Bhenchos

[unkempt pelican]

Who r u

[cinder steppe]

bas logo ko knowledge nhi hai

[sharp ocean]

Software engineer?

[limpid frigate]

Ye language hai ya skill

[cinder steppe]

khali padi hai jobs

[cinder steppe]

yes

[woven wadi]

Mera cousin comp engg karra usko batado accha career path

[unkempt pelican]

Kaha par?

[cinder steppe]

har jaga

[woven wadi]

Hez in 3rd year

[azure slate]

Kis chiz ki?

[cinder steppe]

skill issue hai logo ko bas

[unkempt pelican]

How to make the hr like you 💔

[sharp ocean]

Old acc delete ho gaya bc

[cinder steppe]

basics

[sleek otter]

Koi citadel mai referral dedo research analyst

[unkempt pelican]

They never like me 😔

[woven wadi]

Flirt karo

[unkempt pelican]

Ew

[tiny night]

Abey jahah mujhe intern krna hai voh log java pe kaam krte
I literally ran away from it these 4 years but for these people i gotta study now💔💔💔

[cinder steppe]

india me kitne de rhi citadel abhi?

[limpid frigate]

Bhai ye sab ek cse major wale ko pata hona chahiye kya

[sharp ocean]

Which clg you persuade degree

[limpid frigate]

Main to Aaj pehli baar sun rha hu

😭.

[azure slate]

Just tell them you are good at making rangoli

[tiny night]

Or roti

[unkempt pelican]

But they dont hire

[woven wadi]

@unkempt pelican aap toh dusre server me the na

[unkempt pelican]

We are here to hire not reject and then take 1 person out of all

[sleek otter]

Nice english you got there my guy

[cinder steppe]

acha india me 25 de rhi citadel

[unkempt pelican]

Fuckin retardsssss

[cinder steppe]

citadel ke liye kum hai

ye tho

[sleek otter]

Konsa role itna kam thodi

[sharp ocean]

Huh skills matter dumb

[unkempt pelican]

😭🤣 diwali par decor kardungi 💔

[cinder steppe]

swe

[limpid frigate]

[woven wadi]

@cinder steppe bhai comp engg 3rd yr wale ko best career path kya h

[cinder steppe]

internships

[unkempt pelican]

Ha

[cinder steppe]

and projects

karo

valuable

wale

[woven wadi]

Kaaha se milega

[cinder steppe]

apply karo

[azure slate]

Puchte kya HR round me? Why do you want to join ?

[woven wadi]

Ok

👍

[cinder steppe]

25 tho bada kum hai yaar..citadel fresher

[unkempt pelican]

Aise hi situational aur ye bhi why do you want to join

Bhai tum dedo why kya hota hai

[woven wadi]

I fit in very well boldo

[unkempt pelican]

Jab merko chahiye

[sleek otter]

Kaun bola 25??? Konsa role

[unkempt pelican]

Oh i wish it were that easy

[cinder steppe]

saare roles bhai

[woven wadi]

My skills match with what u looking for

[cinder steppe]

fresher

[sharp ocean]

Ye pintudii nahi hai alt

[azure slate]

Toh fir kya dikkat aa rahi hai bas positive answer chaiye unhe

[sleek otter]

Aisa nhi hota role dependent pay hota h 25 SDE ka hoga

[unkempt pelican]

No but they still dont give an offer

Idk what they want

[woven wadi]

Bhai sabki fatti h isi liye practice hi karna padta

[unkempt pelican]

Im tired

[azure slate]

US se compare karoge toh sab kuch kam hi lagega

[unkempt pelican]

[cinder steppe]

swe ka he bol rha

[unkempt pelican]

🤣

[woven wadi]

Us bhai us

[cinder steppe]

nhi 25 acha hai..but im saying citadel level nhi hai

[unkempt pelican]

Who r u

[sharp ocean]

Bhehen

[cinder steppe]

citadel 35 tho dena chaiye

[sleek otter]

Ha fir thik h 25

[azure slate]

Then they just found a better candidate nothing wrong with you

[woven wadi]

Yas

[unkempt pelican]

When will i be the better one 💔

[sharp ocean]

Ab kese samjau

[unkempt pelican]

Naam btao

[woven wadi]

Bhai ladki struggle karre humare toh lode fir

[sharp ocean]

Praveen

[woven wadi]

[unkempt pelican]

[azure slate]

Nobody knows just keep applying

[woven wadi]

Aisa software seekho mkc gand marwake hire karenge

[limpid frigate]

Kaise

[unkempt pelican]

Um lets just say there are a lot of girls competing around me

😅

[unkempt pelican]

😔💔

Ill end up berozgaar

[azure slate]

Rust aur go sikho kam log hai filal

[woven wadi]

Unka requirements deko stalk karo company ko

[sharp ocean]

Bachpan me bichda hua bhai samaj loo

[cinder steppe]

mai tho software chorhne ki soch rha lol

[unkempt pelican]

Where do you work

[cinder steppe]

ho gya mera

[unkempt pelican]

😅😅

[limpid frigate]

Bhai tum graduated ho kya

[sharp ocean]

Ai job le legaa

[woven wadi]

Ha

[azure slate]

Byjus

[woven wadi]

Me alag field me tha

[unkempt pelican]

[limpid frigate]

Elaborate

[unkempt pelican]

Not funny

[woven wadi]

Muje bhi ghusna h software me

[cinder steppe]

mai jara youthoober banne

[unkempt pelican]

Youthuker hu mai

[sharp ocean]

Fr

[woven wadi]

Baddie log ka interview leta

[limpid frigate]

Abortion clinic receptionist??

[azure slate]

Youtuber bano toh woh daily vlogger jaise jo millionaire ban gaya

[sharp ocean]

[cinder steppe]

hello everyone plz subscribe..today we learn python...tho chalo saanp jaisa pose banao baith kar

[sharp ocean]

[hidden lintel]

kitne funny log hai yaha

[sharp ocean]

Achha

[hidden lintel]

haa

hassi hi nahi ruk rahi meri

[sharp ocean]

.

[hidden lintel]

itne me? kitne me

[sharp ocean]

Trial tha

[limpid frigate]

Yaar yahan to funny sa hogya thoda mahaul 😅

[sharp ocean]

[azure slate]

Chat hi ded kar di

[sharp ocean]

Dalle

[cinder steppe]

[viscid ivy]

Agar yaha ka admiiin python seekhane lag jaaye, to mai Hello World print krwana bhi bhul jaau bc

[sharp ocean]

[hidden lintel]

baapre

[cinder steppe]

mai khud hello world nhi likh pata..tujhe kya sikhaunga

[limpid frigate]

Acha ji

[viscid ivy]

to seekho putrr

[hidden lintel]

aap log ki age kya hai

[azure slate]

Ab toh code likhne ka kaam chatgpt ka hai

[viscid ivy]

15 ka hu mai

[cinder steppe]

helloworld("print") likh dia tha parso

[sharp ocean]

Me 12 ka hu

[limpid frigate]

13

Only

[hidden lintel]

i believe all of u

[viscid ivy]

def helloworld(str):
I see

[sharp ocean]

Minor only svr

[azure slate]

Pata nhi kyu maine 12 ko hindi me padh liya

[hidden lintel]

koi ladki nahi hai kya yaha

[sharp ocean]

[limpid frigate]

You are

[viscid ivy]

aasiha be acting all tuff
Rona aagya

[sharp ocean]

[azure slate]

🪞

[viscid ivy]

Sapling bhi worng krdi

chhota hu na, nhi aata mujhe

[tiny night]

[hidden lintel]

how is this acting tuff 😭

[hidden lintel]

me ladki nahi hu bhai

[sharp ocean]

Aaisha your age

[dull flare]

@cinder steppe What do you mean by a new GC? :/

[sharp ocean]

[azure slate]

😺 🐟?

[north palm]

hi

im new

[hidden lintel]

haa 🤣

[hollow bramble]

Kambal me fumble

[tiny night]

Defn a girl

[sharp ocean]

Shub

[tiny night]

When a girl says voh ladki nhi it's a ladki confirm

[hidden lintel]

bhai

[tiny night]

[viscid ivy]

Admin

[lusty mantle]

Kyaa

[hidden lintel]

😭

[north palm]

techkidd se dur rhna ye darinda ladkiyo ke dm jaake emotional stories banata hai

[hidden lintel]

ladka hi hu

[azure slate]

Iski teesri tang bhi hai

[viscid ivy]

[hollow bramble]

Ye hockey ka bahut bada Khiladi hai

[hidden lintel]

catfish krna asaan hai yaha

[viscid ivy]

Prooof else cap

[north palm]

@lusty mantle

[sharp ocean]

Muje lagat hai new gc me harr swears allowed hai

[north palm]

tru

[hidden lintel]

kya bheju bhai bol tu

[lusty mantle]

?

[north palm]

mai ho jata hu bhot jaldi

[tiny night]

Abey yar shy bla bla ne terko yeh kyu bata diya 😡😭

[viscid ivy]

pakka ladki hai

[north palm]

haramkhor

[hidden lintel]

🥱

[north palm]

no

[tiny night]

Utar mere lun se

[north palm]

nhi

maza ara hai

[viscid ivy]

Twccchhyyy my broskkiii

[tiny night]

🤭🤭

[viscid ivy]

[sharp ocean]

[viscid ivy]

Yeh lo 🌹🌹

[woven wadi]

Eww

[north palm]

gaypul

[tiny night]

Gand mei dal le 🤭

[low kestrel]

deadpool

[viscid ivy]

Mai apne asli roop me aajati hu 😭😭
Deadpool banke thakk gyi

[delicate minnow]

[tiny night]

📸

[woven wadi]

Kartik ban hua kya

[viscid ivy]

[sharp ocean]

[viscid ivy]

[low kestrel]

phool de

[north palm]

sori darling sori darling

[viscid ivy]

Gaand me ?

[north palm]

raat ghani jada hogi

[viscid ivy]

Yeh lo 🌹🌹 bina kaate wale
Gaand pe rashes nhi padenge @low kestrel

[cinder steppe]

aaj last day hai semester ka

college ka actually

ab real life shuru

[viscid ivy]

Aapko rusticate krrhe?
Aap bhi ban hone wale ho kya

[cinder steppe]

khatam classes

in geenral

[viscid ivy]

mazzak krrha

[cinder steppe]

college over

[viscid ivy]

real life shuru

Discord leave krrhe mtlb

[low kestrel]

[low kestrel]

[woven wadi]

Jaldi job dhund warna time waste hota

[forest otter]

Bhai marni chiye ki nai aj

[viscid ivy]

Ly2

[low kestrel]

[viscid ivy]

Full support, marr jaao

[frosty flame]

Kuch ni, gc hi uda di thi inhone toh msg ni dikha tha bs notification

[viscid ivy]

haww

[frosty flame]

Kon mahaanaatma hai yeh

[low kestrel]

Dic kuu

[forest otter]

Muthi ki baat kr rha

[frosty flame]

[low kestrel]

[viscid ivy]

[low kestrel]

[viscid ivy]

Yeh lo 🌸

[forest otter]

Marlu kya bhai

[frosty flame]

Rishiii

[lusty mantle]

Oww idk gayab hu

[frosty flame]

nhi chahiye

[viscid ivy]

haan maarde

[viscid ivy]

kyu

[low kestrel]

dms aana

[forest otter]

Bhai link dede yr

[lusty mantle]

yes

[viscid ivy]

19 mins wali?

[frosty flame]

toh abhi kon hai yeh

[frosty flame]

Kroo

[candid totem]

hello

[lusty mantle]

thi*

[viscid ivy]

[north palm]

[candid totem]

lmao

s3?

[viscid ivy]

[frosty flame]

aisa kyu

[viscid ivy]

S3 bhi aagya

[candid totem]

hn bhai

😍

[lusty mantle]

exam

[viscid ivy]

[low kestrel]

[candid totem]

waiting for s4

[viscid ivy]

kitne recording krr rakhe hai bc

[viscid ivy]

[frosty flame]

kya pdhti h?

[candid totem]

usse bs vo daru wla rok skta h

[viscid ivy]

[candid totem]

lmao

[viscid ivy]

raat ko yeh baatein kyu krrha mai

Bhakk bc

[candid totem]

pet bhr nikl rh h

[low kestrel]

Ab kya hogaya

[viscid ivy]

[lusty mantle]

hebrew

[candid totem]

[viscid ivy]

Tumm mujhe ignore krtiii
Mai rooth jaaatiii habibi

[candid totem]

ab lrkey b ignore krne lge😭

[low kestrel]

kab kiya ignore

[viscid ivy]

Aur tum bhi @frosty flame

[viscid ivy]

[candid totem]

bro is busy learning Hebrew

[low kestrel]

gender assume kaise kara

[viscid ivy]

itne pyaar se, bina kaate wale phool diiye the

[candid totem]

rishi lrki k nam hota h?

[low kestrel]

kya karu uska

[low kestrel]

Nickname nhi ho skta?

[viscid ivy]

kuch nii, chodo

[low kestrel]

fek du?

[candid totem]

😭

[viscid ivy]

rishi diidii yrr

[candid totem]

hone k liye to gay b ho skta h

[viscid ivy]

aap mujhe tangg krne lagi ho

[serene umbra]

Hellow police

[limpid frigate]

[low kestrel]

mere mood swings tujhe kyu ho rhe hai

[unkempt pelican]

Why

Are you

Like that

Deadpool

[candid totem]

where do y guys even get this usernames

😭

[viscid ivy]

Pintudii

nunya

lolu

[viscid ivy]

kya bolu abb, periods cycle disrupt hogyi hai meri

[low kestrel]

toh isme me kya karu?

[frosty flame]

kyuu jew hai?

[viscid ivy]

haath uparr kro

[viscid ivy]

haan madam bolo

[stable basin]

@sly scaffold

[low kestrel]

Shalom

[low kestrel]

[outer gale]

deadpool tmkc

[frosty flame]

shabbat when?

[cinder steppe]

nice name

[viscid ivy]

haan, abb upar hi rakhna haath

[viscid ivy]

ikr

[outer gale]

@viscid ivy

[viscid ivy]

deadpool who?

[outer gale]

ek gandwa tha

bkl insaan

[viscid ivy]

uske khilaaf FIR likhwa do

[low kestrel]

pura toh bol le

[outer gale]

likh lo

[frosty flame]

itna hi aata h

[low kestrel]

[viscid ivy]

police thaane aakrr likhwa lo
hum tumhare baap ke naukarrr nhi hai

[low kestrel]

bakwas hai

[viscid ivy]

good

[frosty flame]

bhai ek religion ko bakwas kehre ho aap?

[candid totem]

bhai tune iti jldi gender chnge kr liya

[low kestrel]

[outer gale]

ho

[low kestrel]

Nooo

Language

[hollow bramble]

Muje karna hai kaam
Is the
What is your naam is the

[viscid ivy]

bsdk, ladki hi hu dalle

[low kestrel]

it's tuff

[frosty flame]

na bhai na, ab to hogya

[candid totem]

😭😭bc

[low kestrel]

language ko bola mene

[viscid ivy]

(slaps)
humara naam hai Chandramukhi Chautala, iske aage tumhe naa hum javaab denge, na tum savaal kroge

[hollow bramble]

Mam aap ek no. Ki

[viscid ivy]

ek aur shabd, aur tum jaaoge andarrr

[hollow bramble]

Bholi hai

[viscid ivy]

[hollow bramble]

Pura to suniye

[viscid ivy]

haan haan theek hai

[lusty mantle]

language hoti hai bc

[viscid ivy]

(FIR rewatch krna padega, mai character bhul gyi hu inka)

[true mural]

mdam murder hua hai

[hollow bramble]

Badi ayi

[frosty flame]

ik, pr india m kon seekhta h

[viscid ivy]

kidhar?

[hollow bramble]

Chautala ban ne

[lusty mantle]

Mazak tha

[frosty flame]

too late

[viscid ivy]

[true mural]

mere gaon me madam

[frosty flame]

sharam?

[lusty mantle]

embibies kr rhi

[lusty mantle]

kis baat ka

[viscid ivy]

thaane aao pehle, yeh online kya baat krrhe

[frosty flame]

aila doctor

[hollow bramble]

Sabji bani hai gravy
Mahul pura wavy

[viscid ivy]

[frosty flame]

waahiyad joke maarne ka

[true mural]

madam hamare gaon ko gunde gher liye hai madam bahar nhi jane de rhe madam

[lusty mantle]

[lusty mantle]

I mean jhut 😭😭😭

it wasnt really a joke yaa

[hollow bramble]

Jao jao gulgule ko dekho

[frosty flame]

konse yr m h?

[lusty mantle]

foot drop chal nahi pata?

[low kestrel]

[hollow bramble]

What ????

[lusty mantle]

3rd year ke finals de rhi
Next week se final year

[frosty flame]

abb yeh coverup

[lusty mantle]

foot drop ka matlab….

[viscid ivy]

(Pandey...Gulgule inki report likho)

Haan sir, details dijiye

[frosty flame]

kya krra

[limpid frigate]

Death hogi c apni

[serene umbra]

Ohhhho aap ho idhrrrrr

[lusty mantle]

hebrew bolna mazak kaise hi hai

[viscid ivy]

haanji bataiye aap

[hollow bramble]

Metaphor for drop your foot on the floor

[frosty flame]

3rd yr ke baad 4th aayega na, mbbs 5 ki ni hoti?

[lusty mantle]

its a clinical condition

[viscid ivy]

(slaps)

[hollow bramble]

Ye kab ho gya

[frosty flame]

apmaan ek bhasha ka

[hollow bramble]

[true mural]

jee hum jhatpur ke rehne wale hamaraa naam gandphode singh hai hamare yhan chutmare gang attack kr di hai

[frosty flame]

pehle kya khau, kitkat ya swiss delice

[lusty mantle]

Hamesha se #pictures

[hollow bramble]

[viscid ivy]

jhaatpur vahi na, jaha ki galiyaan kaafi uljhii hui hai

[lusty mantle]

Its not a real language dude its said for things which mean and shand

[true mural]

haa bade bade jhaad hai

[hollow bramble]

Me to janta hi nahi tha

[lusty mantle]

Ab jaan gaye

[hollow bramble]

Cool name ki band Baja di

[frosty flame]

i should stop putting my mind in this, thanks

[viscid ivy]

haan haan, aage bataye, kitne log hai chutmare gand me

[hollow bramble]

Lekin me Manta nahi

[frosty flame]

swiss delice hi kha leta hu

[viscid ivy]

delulu me the aap kabse

(slaps again)

[hollow bramble]

Oye saapri

[true mural]

chutmare gang mai madam 12 log hai sarpanch ki beti ka r!pe krke mur!der kr diye hai madam

[low kestrel]

sojata hu ab

[hollow bramble]

Jyada nahi ud rha

[viscid ivy]

(slaps) shatap

[frosty flame]

ouu goodnet

[lusty mantle]

Yes please

[hollow bramble]

Likh hi sakta hai

[low kestrel]

good night!

[frosty flame]

ye to bta 3rd yr ke baad final yr kaise

[viscid ivy]

ladki hu dalle

[frosty flame]

[hollow bramble]

Chal be Deadpool

[lusty mantle]

Mat mano, maine toh maanliya tha ki tum wheelchair pr jeete ho

[hollow bramble]

Theek hai khush ho jao

[lusty mantle]

4.5 year course +1year internship

[viscid ivy]

serious case, aaarhe hum udhar

[tiny night]

lo fir le aya dil

[true mural]

jaldi aayie madam

[lusty mantle]

Sad hui thi but ok

[frosty flame]

internship pehle se hi count krli?

[viscid ivy]

bc kon deadpool, thodi der pehle bhi koi dedpool bolkrr chala gya

[viscid ivy]

ji ji, aap humara intezaar kijiye

[lusty mantle]

bhai mbbs mai given hota hai its with the degree bruhhhaha

5.5 year course

[hollow bramble]

Ban mat sab pataa hai garima rakh thodi

[frosty flame]

no hiring and all wala scene?

[true mural]

jaldi aayie madam sacheev ki biwi ko chod rhe hai inlog

[hollow bramble]

Are doc Han jao aap bas

[viscid ivy]

hehe

bklolu bhaiya

[lusty mantle]

nope its called practice brou
Degree ke baad sidha clinic khol loge? No real life experience?

[hollow bramble]

Humse nahi chalegi ye betaa

[viscid ivy]

abb sacheeev kon hai behenchod

[viscid ivy]

[frosty flame]

i meant degree ke baad dhundte honge log, not included in 5 saal

[true mural]

sacheev madam gram sacheev seceratary madam

[hollow bramble]

Oye Danish Bhai iski papa wali baat batao

[lusty mantle]

@frosty flame hiring nahi but entrance exam crack kiya na jiske acc college milti and stipends har clg ka fixed hota hai

[viscid ivy]

uski biwi ko kyu chod rhe yeh log, koi aapsi muthh-bhedd? uski biwi cheat krrhi?

[viscid ivy]

🤫

[lusty mantle]

Youve to study more after that MD/MS another 3 years after another entrance exam

[true mural]

uski biwi ka tight hai to maza aa rha hai unhe

[hollow bramble]

[frosty flame]

ouu achha toh already decided h, neet ki baat krri?

[viscid ivy]

[lusty mantle]

Yes

[true mural]

jaldi aayie madam

[frosty flame]

toh abhi 4 saal ki pdhai aur bchi h?

[viscid ivy]

mai kyu baat krrhi hu yeh Apoorv se

hatt

[frosty flame]

md/ms count kre agr

[frosty flame]

got it

[true mural]

madam apne kartawyon ka palan kryi madam

[viscid ivy]

dusra character bann jaati hu
ek to bhul gyi hu, FIR rewatch krna padega

[lusty mantle]

Uske baad bhi aur hota hai agar surgeon ban na
Doctor general physician 5.5 years
Specialist 9.5-10.5 years
Super specialist:13+ years

[viscid ivy]

[frosty flame]

what the fuck tera kya aim h?

[hollow bramble]

Jeevan ki tapasya hai ye toh

[lusty mantle]

idk exam kitna clear krungi uss par hai since every step has and entrance exam

[frosty flame]

achhaa, and how old are u rn?

[lusty mantle]

yes i do not recommend

[lusty mantle]

22

[frosty flame]

wtf

[lusty mantle]

matlab

[frosty flame]

i am also 22, mai to na kr paata yeh sb

iss umar mein

[lusty mantle]

Takli ho chuki hu

[hollow bramble]

Aap kya Mai khud na karu khud ko

[ivory steeple]

Show

[frosty flame]

khudka decision tha mbbs?

[lusty mantle]

Bachpan se train kra tha papa ne mentally ki yeh cadet doctor banega

[hollow bramble]

Brainwash

[lusty mantle]

lost ne dekha hai

[lusty mantle]

maine 11th mai bio drop krdiya tha fir manipulate krke dilwa diya

[frosty flame]

i mean, kya bolu, good luck

[lusty mantle]

Csc liya tha

[frosty flame]

[ivory steeple]

Aur hum?

[frosty flame]

[hollow bramble]

Phir to salute 🫡 hai uncle ji ko

[lusty mantle]

bhai ko bhi same

Dono traumatised

[hollow bramble]

Koi art le le ta na to uncle ji ho jate

[frosty flame]

kl office jane mein utni dikkat ni hogi

[lusty mantle]

Mat dekho