#Quotation Divinations
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choo choo fuckers - tairn
Come one, come all! Welcome to the stall of this humble fortune-teller!
Seeking newer forums getting rejected at Hogwarts to channel this divine sight, I, niece of the renowned Professor Sybill Trelawney, present you with the opportunity of learning fresh insights to your past! ✨
A star twinkles, the wind blows, and the Crystal Ball sparkles to life, eager to share its secrets. Yet, the key to it lies in your hands - in the form of your beloved adage. Step forward, brave traveler, and learn the truth - tell me your favorite quote, and be privy to the secrets of your past. 🔮 Only remember, your favorite quote must only come from the Halls of Hogwarts - even the Crystal-Ball and Trelawney sight can't divine history from endless proverbs.
Weren't we all crazy in our sleep? What was sleep, after all, but the process by which we dumped our insanity into a dark subconscious pit and came out on the other side ready to eat cereal instead of our neighbor's children? - Jeff lindsay
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"the last enemy that shall be destroyed is death" @lilac vessel
not my favourite, but certainly a meaningful one
”Always.”
Man i love my friends lmao
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❌ These words lie beyond Hogwarts
"It is not our abilities that show what we truly are, it is our choices." - Dumbledore
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“You think the dead we have loved ever truly leave us? You think that we don’t recall them more clearly than ever in times of great trouble”
not my daughter you bitsh @lilac vessel
well u need hogwarts one, i didn't know
"Only remember, your favorite quote must only come from the Halls of Hogwarts - even the Crystal-Ball and Trelawney sight can't divine history from endless proverbs."
With a rustle, mysterious smoke fills the crystal ball
Long back, you had a neighbor who annoyed you to no end - and so he thought of you. This led to the rise of a never-ending prank war. One so fierce, it impressed even Fred and George. Trick wands, stink pellets, dungbombs, nothing remained to be employed. But a particular serious attack of garden gnomes one day, your neighbor decided to exact his revenge by stepping it up a notch.
As you unsuspectingly ran around your garden, attempting to fly on your broom, BAM! A yellow light shot out his wand, and hit you squarely with the spell of his own crafting - one that would compel you to model everything of yourself after the next book you would see.
However, instead of glancing at the "50 things to remember while caring for a Niffler" placed perfectly at the doorstep, you tripped over your broom, right into a pile of sludge and were thus ordered to first clean up in the shed before entering.
...And that's where you encountered your sister contently reading about the Deathly Hallows. Before you knew it, and to the astonishment of your family and friends, everything about you reeked of that famous fairy tale. A shiny cape always adorned you, bridges became anathema, and its sayings became your favorite words.
Read the pins, thanks.
“You need to be cold to be queen.”