Nvm
#Crackling Mystery of Faire
low moat
ripe moss
hmmm
low moat
Hello Drunk Parrot
primal valve
Finish your sentence
low moat
wait thougt i got it right\
Oh the answer hasn't been revealed yet
It'll show up at the the deadline
ripe moss
Hello Drunk Parrot
hello mel...
low moat
hello mel...
Hi
covert scaffold
i this the leaderboard after day 2 tho
ripe moss
cuz I'm dumb
low moat
Tsk
low moat
Or you was just helping someone arrange it
ripe moss
hmm..... that could be true💗
covert scaffold
i think i only answered riddle 2
low moat
i think i only answered riddle 2
Yep
low moat
I'll tell u if u tell me ANSWER
tell you what
low moat
answer of riddle
no
ripe moss
tsk tsk tsk
geetha don't think u can win
CUZ THE GREAT GRASS IS PARTICIPATING NOW
try to defeat me.... PEASANT
😆
it's time for riddle
azure flame
nahhh
how dare thou saidth that
My brain could not take these anymore with a memory of a fish 🐟
or my ADHD
low moat
My brain could not take these anymore with a memory of a fish 🐟
Have you looked at this week's riddles?
azure flame
Have you looked at this week's riddles?
yes
low moat
yes <:uhm:874049850776383518>
And they are hard?
azure flame
indeed
azure flame
am i allowded to search for all hogwarts creatures tho 🐟
coz like
i dont remeber any
except for the owls
🐟
low moat
Try thy best, good soldier; I believe in thee
azure flame
🐟
azure flame
🐟
ripe moss
i really like this 🐟 emoji 
azure flame
i really like this 🐟 emoji <:kek:833912337256677396>
i like the fish
sigh ive missed previous riddles 🐟
low moat
Ahem
Wait 2 mins left
Alas! Thus concludes the second day’s merriment.
Each participant hath performed exceedingly well, and the scores shall be tallied upon the leaderboard anon.
The stall is now closed for the day.
I bid thee farewell until the morrow, when a new riddle shall be unveiled!
minor talon
yes yes
low moat
The stall is officially open again
minor talon
nice office
low moat
Let's start with yesterday's winners
minor talon
🙂
minor talon
tick tock
low moat
♫ Hear ye, hear ye! The Stall of Enchanted Lore opens its parchment for the third day.
Yesterday’s champion was none other than @hidden wing, whose wit cut through the scroll like silver light. 🌸
Today, the riddles grow darker, tangled in lore and cursed for the distracted.
Ready thy minds, champions — for the bard sings of secrets hidden deep…
Other winners:
Saitama
Snuffels
Geetha
Snowy
Grass
Jade
Salem
Tamiami slasher
Foxie
Enid
Ethan
minor talon
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
low moat
😉
low moat
So was lyra
minor talon
😒
minor talon
whatever, next riddle when?
low moat
Soon
minor talon
how soon? time?
low moat
📜 Day 3 Riddle — The Keeper of the Hidden Soul
“I am neither flesh nor bone,
Yet I bind a fragment torn.
Concealed in trinkets, cursed in stone,
My master feared death’s scorn.
Seek me not, lest ruin befall —
What am I, that splits the soul?”
- You have till <t:1763589600:f> to submit your answers
- Method and the answer should be send to me
burnt fox
♫ Hear ye, hear ye! The Stall of Enchanted Lore opens its parchment for the thir...
what abt me
high hearth
minor coral
Enid ur on there
delicate summit
♫ Hear ye, hear ye! The Stall of Enchanted Lore opens its parchment for the thir...
Ah damn my joke wasn't good enough
burnt fox
dont answer it here dm mel
burnt fox
uw
low moat
Ah damn my joke wasn't good enough
LMAO
It was very funny
It's week 2 now so more riddles
Read the pinned msgs too
visual hull
♫ Hear ye, hear ye! The Stall of Enchanted Lore opens its parchment for the thir...
What was the answer?
glad pebble
What was the answer?
basilisk
visual hull
Umm i gave basilisk
Never mind it was added in the point tally
Sorry for ghost pin mel
primal valve
## 📜 **Day 3 Riddle** — *The Keeper of the Hidden Soul*
> **“I am neither fles...
i am NOT good at riddles at ALL
theres 0% chance im getting this one
delicate summit
https://tenor.com/view/shadow-shadow-the-hedgehog-i-saw-what-you-deleted-gif-135...
Aaaa
low moat
Never mind it was added in the point tally
Lol its ok, I update it every day
low moat
theres 0% chance im getting this one
Yeh on the list it'll show your username name and not your display name
Sorry for the confusion peeps
formal pebble
where is the leaderboard
burnt fox
where is the leaderboard
check the pinned messages
formal pebble
who is lyra
minor coral
Lyra is lyra
primal valve
Lyra is lyra
Gertha how art thou
toxic swallow
huh
hidden wing
primal valve
<a:penguinwave:1082807293126651924>
hello lyra
hidden wing
hello lyra
Hello!
hidden wing
how does this fine day treat you
Well, how about yourself?
hidden wing
Sorry to hear
minor coral
Gertha how art thou
good hbu
low moat
7 minutes left
six sevenn
Ahem, thus cometh the conclusion of day the third. I shall update the leaderboard and shall see ye all on the morrow.
bleak jasper
six sevenn
minor coral
six sevenn
...
low moat
Hehe
covert scaffold
when is riddle coming
minor talon
gimme riddle
covert scaffold
no gimmmmmeee riddle
minor talon
no me
covert scaffold
minor talon
no me
covert scaffold
no me
minor talon
no me
minor talon
no me
covert scaffold
no me
minor talon
no me
covert scaffold
no me
minor talon
no me
covert scaffold
minor talon
no me
covert scaffold
no me ^ infinity
minor talon
no me
low moat
🎶 Hear ye, hear ye! The Stall of Enchanted Lore opens its parchment for the fourth day.
Yesterday’s champion was the clever @minor talon , whose mind unraveled the riddle with the grace of a moonlit breeze. 🌙
Today, the riddles twist and writhe like serpents in the shadowsd — fraught with ancient whispers and veiled in mystery.
Sharpen thy wits, noble champions, for the bard calls forth riddles steeped in forgotten magic… 🔮
Other winners:
Lyra
geetha
snuffles
jade
enid
ethan
foxie
Tamiami
snow
Half blood prince
Grass
low moat
Now let's move on to the riddle
covert scaffold
Now let's move on to the riddle
patience
minor talon
...
low moat
📜 Day 4 — The Spell
**Born of memory, shaped of hope, **
**I shineth in darkness though **
I be no flame.
**I banisheth despair, scattereth shadows, mine silver form unique to each soul. **
**Stags and otters, wolves and phoenixes spring forth from whispered words. **
What spell am I, that guardeth against the foulest of fears?
- You have till <t:1763676000:f> to solve this riddle
- Answers must be sent to me
low moat
**📜 Day 4** — *The Spell*
> **Born of memory, shaped of hope, **
> **I shineth ...
@high hearth
low moat
**📜 Day 4** — *The Spell*
> **Born of memory, shaped of hope, **
> **I shineth ...
@minor coral
Oh god my dms
minor talon
IM FAST AS F BOIIIIIIII
minor talon
but i am the best aint i 😏
low moat
Na da
minor talon
WHAHAHAHATTT
low moat
Whaz
covert scaffold
i was
minor talon
im not the first?!?!?!??!!
minor coral
Dang
minor talon
no but i was lightning fast
minor coral
I must be 3rd
low moat
covert scaffold
no but i was lightning fast
what time did u send it
minor talon
what time did u send it
immediately, with the method
covert scaffold
same but what time
covert scaffold
whell same 10:18 for me
minor coral
Same
minor talon
...
minor talon
nuh uh
covert scaffold
https://tenor.com/view/lilnouns-nouns-lil-nouns-dao-noggles-gif-27131043
whooooo did it firrrsst
minor talon
exactly
low moat
What if one of u are wrong
minor talon
covert scaffold
What if one of u are wrong
im not wong it was very ovious
minor talon
minor talon
who could be wrong on such a simple lil question
covert scaffold
whats the leaderboard
visual hull
whats the leaderboard
Pins
low moat
Last weeks riddles were really hard
covert scaffold
Last weeks riddles were really hard
nah
primal valve
@minor talon bta de mujhe
minor coral
They're all hard but these ones are related to Harry Potter
low moat
Mhm
minor talon
<@1359458240739545238> bta de mujhe
covert scaffold
How aab u try them without looking at the answer
which ones
low moat
So people from here can do them
low moat
which ones
Previous pinned messages
primal valve
bro
minor talon
OKAY OKAY WAIT
minor coral
What betrayal
covert scaffold
“I guard the gates, yet I am no knight.
I speak of dragons, yet I raise none.
My loyalty is vast, my size greater still.
Who am I? is this one hagrid
primal valve
What betrayal
betrayal of the century
low moat
Take this conversation to gh if not related to my stall Billy boys
low moat
“I guard the gates, yet I am no knight.
I speak of dragons, yet I raise none.
...
Before this
minor coral
Do them from the beginning
minor coral
Oki
covert scaffold
are they all related to hp
minor coral
I gotta get ready
visual hull
But the final answer of last week felt wrong
minor coral
Idk you tell me
visual hull
Like it’s ok they wanted to include king howl
But something like crowned eagle just fit the theme
minor coral
I have the message time down to the second
covert scaffold
is this one hp? Riddle 3: The Sparkle Clue
“A crown was cleaned near velvet tents,
But shimmer strayed from royal intents.
A pout, a trail, a gleam gone rogue—
What glitter spilled beneath the cloak?” or heneral
minor coral
I don't know
covert scaffold
cuz if it is hp, then its probably a niffler
visual hull
No
covert scaffold
“Two shadows twirled past the gallery’s gaze,
One hummed a tune, one met the floor’s embrace.
A blot was born, no beast did cry—
What relic marked their silent goodbye?” this is like ink
or like a ink cartidge
or something
visual hull
Close enough
ripe moss
🎶 Hear ye, hear ye! The Stall of Enchanted Lore opens its parchment for the fou...
where am I
i gave the correct answer
minor talon
I have the message time down to the second
me too, from the message link, the time was 2025-11-20 06:18:26 UTC
low moat
i gave the correct answer
I didn't add u?
Oh sorry
I added u to the final leader board
bleak jasper
Last weeks riddles were really hard
-# i agree
low moat
low moat
I agree
burnt fox
last week i got 0 right
low moat
No I think u got a couple points
burnt fox
yes participation points lmao
low moat
No for the last riddles if ur answer was close to the riddles, even if it wasn't correct, you got 1 point
low moat
how many points i got yesterday
2
burnt fox
No for the last riddles if ur answer was close to the riddles, even if it wasn't...
oh lmao ig
burnt fox
lmao
ripe moss
hmm i see he is so determined this week
burnt fox
Spamming my dms as soon as I post the riddle
im sleeping when you post them
low moat
It's ok
ripe moss
lesttttsss goo
low moat
At least you get those points
ripe moss
yeahhh
low moat
im sleeping when you post them
Yeh timezones
burnt fox
ik
formal pebble
visual hull
https://tenor.com/view/hyperventilate-cant-breathe-hyperventilation-sheldon-coop...
This is somehow relatable
I do it sometimes to test my chemoreceptors
azure flame
low moat
Stall closerd for today
Come back tomorrow for more!
azure flame
👍
low moat
Hear ye, hear ye! The Stall of Enchanted Lore openeth its parchment for the fifth day.
Yesterday’s champion was none other than @covert scaffold, whose wit struck swift as steel against the serpent’s gaze. 🌸
Today, the scroll groweth sly, tangled in parchment and cursed for the distracted.
Ready thy minds, champions — for the bard singeth of mischief and hidden paths…
Other Winners:
Saitama
Geetha
Half blood Prince
Lyra
Grass
Enid
Foxie
Jade
Tamiami
Rish
Snow
And the answer was:
Patronus Charm or Expecto patronum
The leader board has been updated!
Ahem now lets move on to the riddle
📜 **Day V **: The Map
“I am parchment, yet I breathe as though alive.
Mine ink doth crawl like spiders in moonlight,
Revealing chambers that ought remain forgotten,
And footsteps of ghosts who walk unseen.
Some call me prophecy, others a trap,
For I whisper of secrets that lead astray.
I was wrought by four whose names are lost to time,
Though beasts and shadows betray their true forms.
I heed not locks nor wards,
Yet I bow to but two phrases,
One to awaken, one to silence.
Seek me, and thou may find treasure or doom,
For I betray both friend and foe alike.
What enchanted scroll am I, that spyeth on all within Hogwarts,
And serveth prankster, thief, and deceiver in equal measure?”
- You have till <t:1763762400:F> to submit your answers
- Method and the answer must be sent in my DMs
low moat
📜 **Day V **: *The Map*
> “I am parchment, yet I breathe as though alive.
>...
@high hearth
minor coral
Is this the last riddle btw
low moat
Bye love
minor coral
😘
minor talon
I'm busy, maybe tomorrow
low moat
Lazy
burnt fox
📜 **Day V **: *The Map*
> “I am parchment, yet I breathe as though alive.
>...
Wow this one is actually hard
low moat
Wow this one is actually hard
Good luck
formal pebble
Wow this one is actually hard
Nah
keen jasper
ripe moss
loll
low moat
Hear ye, hear ye! The Stall of Enchanted Lore openeth its parchment for the sixth and final day.
Yesterday’s champion was none other than @minor coral, whose wit danced like mischief upon the scroll. 🌸
Today, the parchment groweth dire, tangled in destiny and cursed for the distracted.
Ready thy minds, champions — for the bard singeth of relics feared by all…
Other winners:
Lyra
Ethan
Foxie
Grass
Half Blood Prince
Jade
Maura
Rish
Saitama
Snow
Snuffles
Tamiami
Now the last riddle
📜 Day 6: The Wand of Destiny
“Elder than oak, stronger than steel, I bendeth to conquest, not to gift.
One of three, yet feared above all, mine brothers cloak and stone pale beside me.
Wizards have slain for me, legends writ of me, yet ruin I bring to seekers bold.
I changeth hands not by kindness, but by blood and duel.
What wand am I, that shapeth the fate of masters,
And sealeth the doom of those who covet mine power?”
- Answer and method shall be sent to my DMs
- You have till <t:1763848800:F> to submit your answers
- First 3 get 5 points
- Rest get 3
Good luck on your last riddle peeps!!
low moat
## 📜 **Day 6:** *The Wand of Destiny*
> “Elder than oak, stronger than steel,...
@high hearth
burnt fox
## 📜 **Day 6:** *The Wand of Destiny*
> “Elder than oak, stronger than steel,...
What was yesterdays answer
ripe moss
What was yesterdays answer
marauders map
murderers map
shiihhh
i forgot spellings 😸
formal pebble
chee
hexed kindle
soo
hexed kindle
whats the question tho?
low moat
its a riddle
low moat
## 📜 **Day 6:** *The Wand of Destiny*
> “Elder than oak, stronger than steel,...
here
you gotta solve it
hexed kindle
ohh k
hexed kindle
Y or N
hexed kindle
Just send the method and the answer to me in my DMs
Sent
low moat
Ahem
Morning evening and afternoon lads and ladies
The Stall of Enchanted Lore sealeth its parchment, for six days of riddles are now complete.
Champions, thou hast battled beasts, relics, and shadows, and thy names shall be sung in scrolls of memory. 🌸
All who dared the riddles are to be praised, for wit and courage alike hath shone bright.
Yet mark this well: the morrow bringeth no riddles, but Giggles.
Mischief shall reign, laughter shall echo, and chaos shall spill from the parchment.
And lo — Salem shall judge, weighing not wisdom but mirth,
For tomorrow’s scroll is cursed with jest and folly.
Also the answer was: The Elder Wand
Well done to everyone who got it correct!
low moat
also sorry for the ghost ping rish and maura
azure flame
🐟
low moat
✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: 🎭 Cursed Giggles — Tie‑Breaker Scroll 🎭 :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧
Hear ye, champions! The Stall of Enchanted Lore hath sealed its riddles for the week.
Yet lo, many stand equal upon the scroll of points — a tie most curious. 🌸
Thus dawneth the contest of Cursed Giggles:
- Those bound in equal points shall step forth and post their finest jest.
- Each joke must summon @velvet comet, for Salem shall judge with wisdom and mirth.
- The crowd too may weigh in, by reacting upon the jest that stirreth their laughter.
- Salem’s decree shall crown the victor, yet the echoes of the people shall guide the tale.
⚔️ Tie‑Breaker Groups
- 14 Points → foxieloxie, snuffles6401 (2 champions)
- 12 Points → jadelscream, halfbloodprince0412 (2 champions)
- 5 Points → mangochillis, salemknox_29, varajo (3 champions)
- 2 Points → obessioncompulsion, dizzy_tremaine1, childofapollo_71946, coolanonymous (4 champions)
- 1 Point → ysmss_, master_divinity, opt314 (3 champions)
⚖️ Rule of Judgment
- If Salem’s wisdom and the crowd’s laughter break the tie, the victor shall rise above.
- If no tie is broken and points remain equal, then champions shall be awarded accordingly, sharing their place upon the scroll of honor.
Ready thy tongues, champions — for tomorrow’s parchment is cursed not with riddles, but with folly and jest.
Let the Giggles begin, and may the sharpest wit claim the crown. 🎭
-# The activity is starting at <t:1763877600:F> and ending at <t:1763931600:F>
low moat
## ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 🎭 **Cursed Giggles — Tie‑Breaker Scroll** 🎭 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
Hear...
@high hearth
azure flame
minor coral
Let's see this humour in the morning
low moat
yes
azure flame
🐟
low moat
Fish
low moat
✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: 🎭 Cursed Giggles — Let the Jest Begin! 🎭 :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧
Hear ye, champions! The Stall of Enchanted Lore openeth anew, yet not with riddles nor relics.
Today the parchment is cursed with folly, for laughter shall be the weapon and jest the crown. 🌸
Rules of the Giggles:
- Those tied upon the scroll of points must step forth and deliver their finest joke.
- Thy jest may be of any matter — beast, wizard, or mundane — but it must be writ with a hint of olden English.
- Each joke must summon @velvet comet, for Salem shall judge with wisdom and mirth.
- The crowd too may weigh in, by reacting upon the jest that stirreth their laughter.
- Replies may not come to thee immediately — patience is part of the game, for Salem and the scroll‑keepers may take time to answer.
⚔️ Tie‑Breaker Decree
- If Salem’s judgment and the crowd’s mirth break the tie, the victor shall rise above.
- If no tie is broken and points remain equal, then champions shall be awarded accordingly, sharing their place upon the scroll of honor.
Ready thy tongues, champions — for today’s parchment is cursed not with riddles, but with Giggles.
Let the jest commence, and may the sharpest wit claim the crown! 🎭
In conclusion
- Ping Salem when you post a joke
- We might not be able to get to you immediately
- Jokes can be about anything, they just have to be in olden English
- This activity will also work as a tie breaker for those who tied
- You may also rate the joke by using 1️⃣ (don't be bias)
To start i'll post a joke
Why didst the bard refuse to play at supper?
Forsooth, he claimed the lute was too stringy
hidden wing
“My liege,” quoth the courtier, “you bear the memory of a lion.”
The king brightened. “Say you so, truly?”
“Aye, sire,” replied the courtier, “for you forget no man… least of all those who owe you their taxes.”
@velvet comet
-# I'm so sorry I feel bad pinging people, you must get them incessantly
formal pebble
woah
formal pebble
Why did the wizard refuseth to lend his broom?
Because he feareth it would sweepeth away without him!
@velvet comet
What be a ghost’s favourite sport?
Hide-and-seeketh — for none can find him, though many doth try!'
@velvet comet
formal pebble
What call’st thou a wizard who forgetteth his own spells?
A sorcerer of questionable repute, good sir.
@velvet comet
How knowest thou a dragon hath visited thy village?
Thy livestock vanisheth, thy roofs smoketh, and thy neighbour insisteth ‘tis but the wind.
@velvet comet
How knew the jester his jokes were too old?
When even the castle mice squeaketh, “We hath heard that one afore!”
@velvet comet
how many points it is out of
like 10?
@velvet comet
i got this jest
from a book
it's a long one
Of hym that said there were but two commandementes.
A certayne Curate in the contrey there was that preched in the pulpet of the ten comaundementys, sayeng that there were ten commaundementes that euery man should kepe, and he that brake any of them commytted syn, howbeit he sayd, that somtyme it was dedely and somtyme venyal. But when it was dedely syn and whan venyall there were many doutes therin. And a mylner, a yong man, a mad felow that cam seldom to chyrch and had ben at very few sermons or none in all his lyfe, answered hym than shortely this wyse: I meruayl, master person, that ye say there be so many commaundementes and so many doutes: for I neuer hard tell but of two commaundementes, that is to saye, commaunde me to you and commaunde me fro you. Nor I neuer harde tell of more doutes but twayn, that ys to say, dout the candell and dout the fyre. At which answere all the people fell a laughynge.
By this tale a man may well perceyue that they, that be brought vp withoute lernynge or good maner, shall neuer be but rude and bestely, all thoughe they haue good naturall wyttes.
velvet comet
like 10?
Out of 5 for me
But we can double check
@low moat what is le rating out of
low moat
Out of 5 for me
Yep out of 5
formal pebble
Out of 5 for me
oh fine, will it be counted for thy leaderboard
velvet comet
Yep out of 5
Okii thank you 
velvet comet
oh fine, will it be counted for thy leaderboard
Yus
formal pebble
Wait hold on lmao ask mely that
u are just rating here llol
formal pebble
Just to double check
yeah
low moat
@formal pebble
low moat
If u tell a joke u might get more
formal pebble
18 yeah
formal pebble
If u tell a joke u might get more
so i can get moer?
low moat
Yep
velvet comet
If u tell a joke u might get more
Mely can I be a bit harsh like do a 2 lol 
formal pebble
yay
velvet comet
Or one
formal pebble
Mely can I be a bit harsh like do a 2 lol <:jess:1120263196658372698>
nah
low moat
Mely can I be a bit harsh like do a 2 lol <:jess:1120263196658372698>
Go for it 
formal pebble
Of hym that said there were but two commandementes.
A certayne Curate in the con...
thou didn't rate thy this
velvet comet
thou didn't rate thy this
Im giving it a 1 
/j
formal pebble
Im giving it a 1 <a:salem:1140224519177523220> /j
u are trying it on me before lol
ripe moss
can't we use normal english
formal pebble
tho tha thou thine thie thooooooo
I'm cooked up by these words 😸
thy art so beautiful
formal pebble
can't we use normal english
no
low moat
can't we use normal english
Nop
ripe moss
thy art so beautiful
I'm artist ik
formal pebble
Im giving it a 1 <a:salem:1140224519177523220> /j
rate it in the message
formal pebble
I'm artist ik
it doesn't mean you are artist
formal pebble
so how u know my art is beautiful
nooo
velvet comet
Im gonna be honest but I swear the jokes sound like a tale rather than a joke lmao
formal pebble
obviously
velvet comet
It doesnt make me react too much other than a nod
formal pebble
I'm gonna dig from my thread
taht;s bad
velvet comet
Most of what I read im like... "yeah, uhuh."
ripe moss
taht;s bad
why everything is fair in Love and war
formal pebble
Why carrieth the jester a ladder to court?
He was told the king’s humour was “a little high” that day.
LOL THIS IS A DAD JOKE
formal pebble
why everything is fair in Love and war
there is no war and love here
formal pebble
Why carrieth the jester a ladder to court?
He was told the king’s humour was “a ...
@velvet comet
ripe moss
there is no war and love here
u sure
velvet comet
Good one
formal pebble
Of hym that said there were but two commandementes.
A certayne Curate in the con...
i got 2 here lol
ripe moss
well
how many jokes I can share
formal pebble
well
how many jokes I can share
infinite
velvet comet
thanks sal
Ofc
velvet comet
well
how many jokes I can share
As many as you can
formal pebble
sal ask mel till how much time we can share
ripe moss
As many as you can
means how I ll get points
low moat
As many as u want, as Salem said
ripe moss
for every joke
formal pebble
means how I ll get points
he will rate it, those numbers will be added
formal pebble
for every joke
he will rate it
ripe moss
ohhhhh
formal pebble
about of 5
formal pebble
As many as u want, as Salem said
till how mcuh time mel
ripe moss
he will rate it
thank you i didn't know this ✨
formal pebble
It's in the description
i did a bit
velvet comet
Which I'm assuming no one read
Like how no one really reads the rules of le servah cough cough
formal pebble
Like how no one really reads the rules of le servah *cough cough*
i did
low moat
Like how no one really reads the rules of le servah *cough cough*
Fr js skip past it
velvet comet
Fr <:jess:1120263196658372698> js skip past it
Basically one, two skip a few lmao 
ripe moss
✨A woman got married four times in her life.
👉Her first husband was an old millionaire, but he passed away soon after they got married.
👉Her second husband was a movie star. A few years later, they got divorced.
👉Her third husband was a minister at a church. Unfortunately, that marriage didn't last long.
👉Her fourth husband was an undertaker. They lived a few years together before she, eventually, passed away.
✨The woman had four husbands in her life... one- for the money, two- for the show, three- to get ready... and four- to go.
✨😆
formal pebble
✨A woman got married four times in her life.
👉Her first husband was an old mi...
it should be in old english
ripe moss
it should be in old english
shoo...
low moat
✨A woman got married four times in her life.
👉Her first husband was an old mi...
Olden English
Won't be accepted
low moat
Love that reaction Salem
formal pebble
What sayeth the miller when told to confess his sins?
"Nay, good sir, I've ground enough already
velvet comet
Love that reaction Salem <:ayyysummer:652069927448084493>
Lmao I found it so perfect, happy I have it 
formal pebble
✨A woman got married four times in her life.
👉Her first husband was an old mi...
it must be so relaxing to use that reatiom
lucid vine
i don't know shakespearean eng...and I don't wanna use gpt
justeth addeth eth to everything
formal pebble
waa
ripe moss
justeth addeth eth to everything
yeppo
formal pebble
justeth addeth eth to everything
nah
not always
thou, thy, art
where is eth in them
desirest
where is eth
ripe moss
where is eth in them
okayy shakespeare
let peasant like us live
formal pebble
okayy shakespeare
let peasant like us live
waa
ripe moss
well i tried my best to give my joke a medival touch
hope y'all love this
✨A peasant lady got married four times in her life.
👉 Herth first husband was an old tradesman, but he passed away soon after they got married.
👉Herth second husband was a Jesster of Royal court. A few years later, they got divorced.
👉Herth third husband was a Royal Priest. Unfortunately, that marriage didn't last long.
👉Herth fourth husband was an undertaker(a warrior from modern world). They lived a few years together before she, eventually, passed away.
✨Thee lady had four husbands in herth life... one- for the money, two- for the show, three- to get ready... and four- to go.
✨😆
formal pebble
Why came the blacksmith late unto the chyrch?
For he was forgynge a sleight deuys to ’scape the sermoun.
@velvet comet
formal pebble
✨A peasant lady got married four times in her life.
👉 Herth first husband was...
u need to ping salem after saying the joke
ripe moss
😒
formal pebble
✨A peasant lady got married four times in her life.
👉 Herth first husband was...
it is not shakspearen eng
ripe moss
it is not shakspearen eng
it's not shakespearean era
if anyone is trying
appreciate
them please
ripe moss
and I'm trying my best
formal pebble
try more
ripe moss
to give my words medival touch
okayy i got one more joke
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DAD- What doth thou call a deer who goth no eyes.
SON - What?😶
DAD- No-eye-deer
.
@velvet comet
formal pebble
Why bringeth the tailor naught to confession?
He saith, "Father, I hath cut sins shorter than breeches, they scarce fit now
ripe moss
😒
formal pebble
@velvet comet
A man walked into the ale-house and besought a cup of H₂O.
Another man, hearing him, sayd he would haue H₂O too.
And lo, the seconde man straightway perished.
LOL looks like a dad joke, i love chemistry so i had gaveth it
@velvet comet
formal pebble
yeah
ripe moss
i forgot that a bit..
formal pebble
A neutron entereth into the ale-house and asketh the taverner,
“Good sir, what coste hath a pot of beere?”
The taverner smyleth and sayth,
“For thee, good fellow, there is no charge.”
Lot of chemistry jokes now, need to move on
@velvet comet
formal pebble
in hell with shakespeare
nah
ripe moss
that's the starter 😭
ripe moss
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Why did e^{i\pi} break up with the constant 1?
.
..
Because e^{i\pi} + 1 = 0! (They sum to nothing, or zero.)
😆
@velvet comet
formal pebble
joke buddy joke
then also
ripe moss
bruhhhh
atp
-# u r bullying me 😒
ripe moss
i m just posting jokes for y'all to laugh..
.
I'm not f-word ing
SENDING THEM FOR POINTS
formal pebble
i m just posting jokes for y'all to laugh..
.
I'm not f-word ing
SENDING THEM ...
please use shakspearen lang
u will get
ripe moss
I'm not breaking any heart
formal pebble
just take 1 hour courses
ripe moss
just take 1 hour courses
in 1 hr
the event will end
and this aint a medival time
so no use of it now
-# 😸
formal pebble
Why was the fraction sore afeard to wed the decimal?
For it had heard it must needs be conuerted!
lol now i am using my maths power
@velvet comet
formal pebble
in 1 hr
the event will end
and this aint a medival time
so no use of it now
in 2:30am in ur country it will
lucid vine
in 1 hr
the event will end
and this aint a medival time
so no use of it now
just think of something simple, and witty
ripe moss
in 2:30am in ur country it will
which country u r from
ripe moss
choo choo tuckers
lucid vine
not that simple
ripe moss
wait lemme use olden eng
more old than shakespeare's
.
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HOO HAA HOWWW HAEE EE HIE HAGHH AGH HIOO HUU...
formal pebble
which country u r from
india
formal pebble
it's an old joke
well we need shakspearean one
lucid vine
why r u after my throat
COME ON MATE GRYFFGLORY
ripe moss
no it's actually true
only a jeweller knows the value of gem
lucid vine
only a jeweller knows the value of gem
you can make tribal jokes, not now tho
formal pebble
bruhh i don't wanna points
waaa
How doth the moone holde a feaste or revel?
It doth not; it but phaseth in and out as it lysteth.
lol, my teachers make lame jokes
@velvet comet
||Why did the detective read the novel backward? So he might catch the plot-twist ere it happened!||
@velvet comet
wait waht
ere
is an word
old english
wait lemme convert it
*Why did the sleuth read his booke backward?
||That he might catch the plotte’s twyste ere e’er it befell!||
Lol sounds fun
@velvet comet
How did the old Egyptians send their children unto schoole?
||Why, upon a pyramyd-scheme, forsooth!||
well last one, gtg sleep
@velvet comet
ripe moss
well tamiami can u translate my jokes into olden eng
hmm
translate here please
I'm sending
ripe moss
gn <@1385242003272499340>
goodnight
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THOU WANNA HEARTH A JOKE ABOUT POTTASIUM
- yes
BUT THEE GOOD ONES ART
ARGON.
😆
@velvet comet
-# better give me 5
-# or chemistry will haunt u
i got 20 points
yeahhhh
thenku
visual hull
“Wherefore did the atoms held a bond as old as time itself? Because ||they had great chemistry|| “ @velvet comet
velvet comet
“Wherefore did the atoms held a bond as old as time itself? Because ||they had g...
Check pinned messages and get back to me 
ripe moss
Check pinned messages and get back to me <a:Catastrophe_Dance:106529448316555686...
what is this behaviour pooja 😭
olden engurish
low moat
Also Salem is give u a score out of 5
Doesn't mean that it's the amount of points ur getting
ripe moss
okayyyy...
well salem awarded me 20 point😸
hmm this time I'm sure coming up with peakkkthhh jokethh
low moat
Nice
ripe moss
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low moat
Alrighty peeps that's the end of our cursed giggles activity
velvet comet
Yippeeee
low moat
Ahem
ripe moss
heyy give me atleast 3 points
low moat
✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: 🌸 Leaderboard — Final Order 🌸 :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧
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➶ geethaaa
Amount correct: 10
Points: 27 -
➶ morgan_2611
Amount correct: 7
Points: 18 (+8 from jokes)
Total: 26 -
➶ thevoidvector
Amount correct: 6
Points: 23 -
➶ lyra_nocte
Amount correct: 8
Points: 22 -
➶ imtrying000
Amount correct: 6
Points: 15 (+3 from jokes)
Total: 18 -
➶ foxieloxie
Amount correct: 7
Points: 14 -
➶ snuffles6401
Amount correct: 5
Points: 14 -
➶ jadelscream
Amount correct: 6
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Amount correct: 5
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Amount correct: 6
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Amount correct: 4
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Amount correct: 5
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Amount correct: 3
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Amount correct: 2
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Amount correct: 1
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Amount correct: 3
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Amount correct: 1
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Amount correct: 1
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Amount correct: 1
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Amount correct: 2
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Amount correct: 1
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Amount correct: 1
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➶ opt314
Amount correct: 1
Points: 1
MOVING ON
TO THE
TOP 3
WINNERS
🥇 @minor coral — Grand Champion of Lore
✧ Crowned as the brightest mind of the Stall, Geetha hath conquered riddles and giggles alike.
Thy wit is unmatched, thy points supreme — thou art the Grand Champion of Lore. 🌸
🥈 @formal pebble — Jester Supreme
✧ With sharp tongue and mirthful jest, Tamiami Slasher hath carved a path of laughter.
Thy humor striketh true, earning thee the mantle of Jester Supreme. 🎭
🥉 @minor talon — Knight of Giggles
✧ Though known for strength, here thy jest hath proven mighty.
Saitama standeth proud as the Knight of Giggles, defender of mirth and folly. ⚔️😂
(well done wifey)
✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: 🌸 Well Done, Champions All! 🌸 :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧
A final cheer resoundeth through the Stall of Crackling Mystery of Faire!
Though crowns be given to the victors, every soul who joined hath brought wit, laughter, and magic.
Truly, ye are all Champions of Lore, and thy names shall echo beyond this parchment. 🎭✨
The Stall now closeth its doors, yet the memory of thy mirth endureth eternal.
Well done, noble friends — thy journey is complete, and thy legacy secure. 🌸
✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: 🌸 Special Thanks 🌸 :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧
A word of gratitude to those who lent their hands and hearts to the Stall:
- @ripe moss — my steadfast co‑host of the previous week, who guided the parchment with wit and care. 🌿
- @velvet comet — our noble judge of Giggles today, whose wisdom and laughter crowned the jesters true. 🎭
Without thy support, the Stall’s tale would not have shone so brightly. Well done, and thank you both! ✨
let me js
pack my things up
It hath been a pleasure organising this stall!
good bye
minor coral
(well done wifey)
(thank you love)
bleak jasper
I'll tek 6th