The Apple Augury 🍎

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your socks 🧦 will match perfectly for exactly one day next month @stone anchor. Cherish it!

[native furnace]

:D

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next embarrassing type will be in #⭐clock-tower soon. Tick tock tick tock ⏰

[native furnace]

jokes on u

i dont talk there

usually

[river lagoon]

It takes just one moment

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your socks 🧦 are plotting something @native bridge!

[native bridge]

Oh no!

[river lagoon]

Dw archie I will save you

[native bridge]

[native bridge]

YAYY

[river lagoon]

Watch your step bro

[drifting bough]

🍎 Headmaster Howl will “test a thing,” and for several minutes the server becomes Schrödinger’s Hogwarts - both deleted and not.

[storm brook]

We reminiscing the past now??

[drifting bough]

🍎 useless ravina ravenclaw will get you tonight 👻

[mental sable]

😨

[drifting bough]

🍎 @rotund narwhal you will win an argument with gravity.

[river lagoon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/374209618261573632/1313817882622427156/bubu_and_dudu_drink_glass.gif

[rotund narwhal]

you got any creative stall ideas?

[river lagoon]

I could give you some general ideas
But do you have any specific talents
Or something you want to do?

[rotund narwhal]

i'll take any ideas

[river lagoon]

One I can think of is finding unique and lesser known food from cuisines across the world and introduce people to them through a recipe, images and cultural associations. You can share one or two dishes a day like this.

A similar one can be lesser known travel destinations

Photos, videos, location, geography, history about the place

[rotund narwhal]

i think the recipe idea sounds easier

[river lagoon]

If I had to choose between the two I would also vote for food

[drifting bough]

🍎 The universe approves of your weird little dance @native bridge 💃.

[native bridge]

YESS THANKYOU

THESE FUTURE APPLES ARE A 10/10

[rotund narwhal]

or something potion related

[river lagoon]

#⭐potions here is all about all kinds of food
You could catch a sub category like the food which are more liquid than solid (potion-y) like ramen
Or you could focus entirely on drinks like Mexican agua fresca, Italian limoncello, Jamaican rum punch, Indian Lassi etc

It can be anything you want

Lots of potential

[drifting bough]

🍎 You won’t make it out alive from this life.

[dark basin]

duhhhh

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Prefects are discussing you 🫵 in their channel right now. Yes, right now! No, you can't see it 👓 . Yes, you should worry.

[dark basin]

tell me smth i don't know

[mental sable]

..

Jade is that true

[river lagoon]

What did you do mely

[mental sable]

Nthhh

[river lagoon]

Stop being a menace

[mental sable]

[river lagoon]

🙄

[mental sable]

Alright

[dark basin]

jade who?

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your lost wallet will return, enchanted with a charm that multiplies your debts instead of your gold.

[river lagoon]

Wow that was easy

[mental sable]

Now send that vedio

[river lagoon]

Prefects you owe me one

[river lagoon]

Bro

[mental sable]

Jadie pie.

[river lagoon]

What’s a vedio

[drifting bough]

🍎 The stars predict success in your career, though the number of casualties along the way are unknown.

[slow patrol]

good

[river lagoon]

Maura no

[slow patrol]

maura yes

[river lagoon]

Be a good girl

And don’t strangle people to death

[mental sable]

The one ur meowing in

[slow patrol]

who said anything about strangling

[river lagoon]

Right

[mental sable]

👀

[river lagoon]

You see I am bound by the laws of this kingdom
All staff has to send it to howl and they remain for howl’s eyes only
Exception was made for you

[mental sable]

It's bloody boiling here

[river lagoon]

Are you in the land down under

[mental sable]

Send me the video

[mental sable]

Idk

But I am under ur bed

[river lagoon]

I just gave you a well meaning reasonable reason

[mental sable]

Pretty hot down here

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your Horcrux is your phone. You'd literally die without it.

[frigid solstice]

Real

[mental sable]

Does it look like I care

No

[river lagoon]

Alright mind the far coming in 3 2 1

Gray

[mental sable]

😭

[river lagoon]

Tell her

Howl will fire me

For sharing it

[mental sable]

Who cares

[river lagoon]

I’ll be jobless

[mental sable]

Js dm it to me and I'll share it in gh

[river lagoon]

Do you want that on me mely

[mental sable]

Well

[river lagoon]

Git hub?

[mental sable]

I js want the vedio

I don't care ab anything else

[river lagoon]

Wow

[mental sable]

Great Hall you dimwit

[river lagoon]

You don’t care about me

My heart

[mental sable]

Ofc I don't

[river lagoon]

I thought we were friends

[mental sable]

Womp womp

You never added me

So

We weren't technically friends

[river lagoon]

Well in that case I can deny your request with a very cold heart

[mental sable]

Wow

[river lagoon]

And I don’t have to worry about you not feeling good about it

[mental sable]

How dare you deny a kid

That's js rude

[river lagoon]

Because that’s reserved for my friends

[mental sable]

😒

[river lagoon]

Gimme your candies too

[mental sable]

Ur blackmailing a child

Shame on thee

[river lagoon]

I know

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/dym-tsk-tsk-tom-and-jerry-dissapointed-gif-21647617

[river lagoon]

It mildly entertaining

[mental sable]

Candies?!?!?

Wow

They are called sweets

[river lagoon]

🙄 fine give me your sweets

[mental sable]

No

[river lagoon]

Are you familiar with kidnapping

[mental sable]

I will if you send me that video

[mental sable]

Yes
Kid - child
Napping - sleep

So it's a process of putting a child to sleep

See I'm so smart

I might as well be the smartest person in the world

[river lagoon]

Aww you are so sweet and innocent

Get in this bag

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/audrey-hapburn-make-me-you-cant-make-me-tongue-out-sticking-tongue-out-gif-4821972

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Knight Bus 🚌 will arrive to save you from an awkward conversation.

[native bridge]

Thank GOD

[river lagoon]

The video is in the bag

[river lagoon]

Your ride is free this time

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bag-kitty-bag-cat-jumps-in-bag-at-mach-100-destroying-the-universe-cat-solos-bag-gif-4258917271050293531

[drifting bough]

🍎 Happiness doesn't come from money @mental sable. It comes from a lot of money 💰. Go steal some from Gringotts!

[mental sable]

OKIII

😔

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will come up with a creative idea 💡and send your application to start your own stall here.

🍎 @dark basin your cousin is in on it

[dark basin]

on what?

[river lagoon]

Alright you earned it

[river lagoon]

Prophecy wasn't that it would be successful

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will master the art of Apparition, but still arrive late to everything.

[river lagoon]

Time management

Magic can't teach you

[river lagoon]

@crisp sparrow you too

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will break a server rule. The Prefects will threaten a timeout. You will threaten to touch grass but won’t. Howl will make fun of you. The rest of the server will laugh. 🤭

[hexed solstice]

OH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDD

[river lagoon]

Don't take it to the heart

Wait

Nvm

[hexed solstice]

...

[dark basin]

it'd be so much fun

[river lagoon]

I guess I will be in the laughing group

Can't deny destiny

[mental sable]

[mental sable]

🙄 Wtv

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your wand’s core is a depressed phoenix’s feather. 🪶

[river lagoon]

[mental sable]

No wonder I'm always depressed

Am I part of the cure or am I part of the disease

[river lagoon]

the cure

[drifting bough]

🍎 Don't panic @dark basin. The banana 🍌 is harmless this time

[dark basin]

...

[mental sable]

BAHAHAHAA

[river lagoon]

still be careful ledaj

[dark basin]

[mental sable]

LMAO

[dark basin]

i...

[mental sable]

[dark basin]

am allergic to bananas

[mental sable]

Dw

They're harmless

[dark basin]

mely codenames

[mental sable]

Ask zoo

I'm studying rn

[dark basin]

zod?

[mental sable]

Ja

[river lagoon]

[dark basin]

come!

[river lagoon]

where we going

[dark basin]

i pinged you

[drifting bough]

🍎 The witch 🧙‍♀️ next door knows your Starbucks order ☕ @native bridge.

[native bridge]

Indeed!

[mental sable]

It's me

Hi

[native bridge]

[native bridge]

A POWERFUL WITCH THEN!!

[mental sable]

Indeed

[drifting bough]

🍎 Wit beyond measure is your greatest treasure. Never stop learning.

[drifting bough]

🍎 You possess Parseltongue abilities. You can talk to snakes and toxic people fluently.

[crisp sparrow]

REAL

[river lagoon]

[drifting bough]

🍎 @native bridge your cousin is in on it

[native bridge]

...

How dare they

[river lagoon]

your surprise bday party

I mean what

[native bridge]

Oh! Well when you put it that way, then

[river lagoon]

sorry idk what you talking about

[native bridge]

Idk either

[drifting bough]

🍎 You possess the Elder Wand's 🪄 power but a broken IKEA furniture assembly skill.

🍎 @shadow aspen you will one day marry a hairbrush 🪮!

🍎 You will master the art of Apparition, but still arrive late to everything.

[shadow aspen]

Lmao

[fiery hatch]

Checks out I have adhd

[crisp sparrow]

LMFAOOO REAL

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your courage will be tested by fire, probably a Hungarian Horntail.

[crisp sparrow]

I see

[river lagoon]

I will see too

With popcorn

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will bravely enter the Triwizard Tournament and heroically perish to a garden gnome wielding a spoon.

[river lagoon]

That’s

[crisp sparrow]

[river lagoon]

One way to go

[crisp sparrow]

You do the command

[river lagoon]

Sure i will command the dragon to burn you

[crisp sparrow]

Delusional you

[river lagoon]

flies away on a dragon

[dark basin]

name this as bella

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will break a server rule. The Prefects will threaten a timeout. You will threaten to touch grass but won’t. Howl will make fun of you. The rest of the server will laugh. 🤭

[native bridge]

[river lagoon]

🫢

[fiery hatch]

Oddly specific, I have seen this exact scenario before

[crisp sparrow]

throw you off the dragon

[crisp sparrow]

Wait am I getting deja vu?

[crisp sparrow]

Real

[drifting bough]

🍎 You are the author of your own story. Unfortunately, it’s a fanfic

[crisp sparrow]

That's so REAL

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your greatest fear will be realised soon. The Ministry will be questioning your life choices at the next hearing.

🍎 The next time you try to fly on a broom , gravity will win.

[frigid solstice]

Jade why were you arrested

[dark basin]

zod first took my wife and now arrested me...

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will finally defeat your nemesis - your own procrastination!

[mental sable]

Yay

[crisp sparrow]

Lmaoo I told you he's not a good guy

Nuh uh

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your left shoe 👟 knows too much @reef tangle.

[reef tangle]

Im sheoless

[drifting bough]

🍎 A new nemesis will emerge @native furnace and their sole grievance will be the way you pronounce the word 'quesadilla'

[native furnace]

LMFAO

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your choices define you far more than your abilities. Choose wisely, choose bravely.

[mental sable]

K

[drifting bough]

🍎 An unseen force protects you. It’s extremely underpaid

[fiery hatch]

[drifting bough]

🍎 @native bridge never be cruel, never be cowardly

[native bridge]

YESS

[drifting bough]

🍎 The people in #⭐charms have been complaining about @mental sable stalking them.

[mental sable]

[fiery hatch]

Didn't that actually happen to someone

[vocal lintel]

wouldnt be surprised

[drifting bough]

🍎 Do not trust the yogurt @vocal lintel; it whispers lies!

[vocal lintel]

[mental sable]

Hi, my name is yogurt

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your house will lose points. It will absolutely be your 🫵 fault @fiery hatch . The other houses will remember.

[fiery hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/man-running-man-running-running-away-leaving-gif-23989416

[mental sable]

Bel 😔 😒

[fiery hatch]

This is false im the purest!

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your leadership will inspire others....to flee in terror from the spider 🕷️ in the corner of the room.

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-eye-wink-gif-3023120962008687924

[stone anchor]

Shameful bel tut

[drifting bough]

🍎 The prophecy speaks of the Chosen One. You’re the Chosen None.

[stone anchor]

Oh

I'm fine with that

There's no one trying to kill me

[mental sable]

You're my chosen one

[stone anchor]

Wow 😂

Sorry I would have kissed you but my mum was looking at my phone 😘

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-blowakiss-love-hearts-kissing-gif-16158903236209431619

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your reputation will grow tremendously... on the wanted posters in the Ministry.

[native bridge]

Gee

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Quibbler 📰 publishes more accurate news than your internal monologue.

[fiery hatch]

FALSE IM CLINICALLY OCD

[drifting bough]

🍎 You think you're a Gryffindor, but your browser history screams Slytherin.

🍎 You will find your greatest strength inside yourself when you need it most.

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-4672408

Why not now

[drifting bough]

🍎 @smoky grove your vibes are immaculate but deeply concerning

🍎 Your next trip to the Forbidden Forest is just a family reunion.

[native bridge]

YESS

[drifting bough]

🍎 the group chat is talking about you. Fondly? Well.. let’s just say… no

[mental sable]

Ik

[native bridge]

Damn

[drifting bough]

🍎 Headmaster Howl, the reigning king, and the Professors see everything. Including that message you immediately deleted. Especially that one 🫣 .

[native bridge]

Sighh

You can't completely delete your past

[drifting bough]

🍎 I only see dreary wonderful future ahead @fiery hatch.

[fiery hatch]

[drifting bough]

🍎 The universe approves of your weird little dance @rotund narwhal 💃.

[rotund narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-gif-25818512

[drifting bough]

🍎 The prophecy says you are the Chosen One... to do the dishes.

[drifting bough]

🍎 Today is the day @native bridge discovers their true calling: competitive napping 🛌!

[native bridge]

WOAHH

I shall now start

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your life's soundtrack 🔊 is the sound of Filch's chains dragging in empty corridors.

🍎 A transformation is coming for you @rotund narwhal, just wait till the next full moon 🌕 .

[rotund narwhal]

oh god am i gonna turn into an animagus

[drifting bough]

🍎 @crisp sparrow use a mouthwash today

[crisp sparrow]

Okay, I just woke up shut up

[river lagoon]

So

You didn’t plan to or what

[drifting bough]

🍎 Gandalf the Grey has been looking for you…wait….sorry wrong universe.

🍎 Your messages that were put into #⭐pensieve will stay there long enough that one day your grandchildren will find and read them.

[dark basin]

[crisp sparrow]

[drifting bough]

🍎 A small, enthusiastic bird will attempt to teach @vocal lintel how to whistle. You will fail.

🍎 The best of us sometimes eat our words. Admit mistakes and grow stronger.

[fiery hatch]

The heck

Why was that actually helpful

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will find a secret passage. It leads to another room filled with unfolded laundry. 👚

[crisp sparrow]

@vocal lintel yess that bird is me

[dark basin]

yea zod will do the laundry

[crisp sparrow]

Yess

Let that stinky zoo cat do the work

[dark basin]

zoo cat=zod

[vocal lintel]

already know how to whistle so😂 ✋

[river lagoon]

Slandering me in my own stall

[crisp sparrow]

Shut uppppppppp.. I'll teach you and you've learn

[river lagoon]

Take the hint bella

[crisp sparrow]

What hint

[river lagoon]

🙂

[crisp sparrow]

Tell me 🔪

[river lagoon]

Some things are better not put in words

[vocal lintel]

grrr

[river lagoon]

Hai wal

[vocal lintel]

hi zooted

whats ero

erp

[river lagoon]

erp

Where did that come from suddenly

I don't think that would fall within the server rules

[vocal lintel]

Sigh so back to zoo it is

[drifting bough]

🍎 Every storm runs out of rain. Except the one following you specifically

[fiery hatch]

Jokes on you I like storms

[river lagoon]

Into each life some rain must fall

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next great adventure will be finding a parking spot at the mall.

[river lagoon]

But too much is falling in mine

[drifting bough]

🍎 Dont let anyone dim your light. Just… maybe turn it down a bit, you’re blinding people

[gilded tundra]

Like a black hole or your moms burnt casserole, no light shall escape me!!!!!

[river lagoon]

[drifting bough]

🍎 The prophecy says you are the Chosen One... to do the dishes.

[vocal lintel]

[river lagoon]

Alright walnut

[drifting bough]

🍎 Sorry no fortune for you this time. Here’s a banana 🍌.

[river lagoon]

I'll show you the way to my kitchen

[feral dagger]

HAHHA

i get a banana how nice

@unique echo hi

[vocal lintel]

can't see im deaf

[river lagoon]

Good for your health

[feral dagger]

aware yes that is why im happy

[river lagoon]

I'll carry you

[vocal lintel]

how accomodating of you

[feral dagger]

cassy do my dishes

[vocal lintel]

what am i a fkn maid

i actually

like doing dishes ngl

okay!

[feral dagger]

oki

ty

[vocal lintel]

yerp

after zods

[river lagoon]

Nice

Ty

[vocal lintel]

[crisp sparrow]

[river lagoon]

I will appreciate you walnut

[river lagoon]

Not you

Unless you do my laundry

[crisp sparrow]

W H A T E V E R

[river lagoon]

Anyways did you use the mouthwash

[crisp sparrow]

Y E S

[river lagoon]

Ty I appreciate you too now

[crisp sparrow]

T Y

[river lagoon]

[crisp sparrow]

[crisp sparrow]

[river lagoon]

Wow

Are you ok miss

[crisp sparrow]

Y E S

But you won't be

[river lagoon]

That is true

[river lagoon]

I suggest you take deep breaths

Inhale

Exhale

[crisp sparrow]

You need it

[river lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/breathe-out-breathe-in-breathing-exercise-gif-18641314

[river lagoon]

That's true
I've been holding it
But now you have used the mouthwash so

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your talents will shine brighter than a perfectly cast Patronus on a sunny day 🌞 .

[crisp sparrow]

Wow okk

[drifting bough]

🍎 It matters not what you were born as, but what you choose to become.

[crisp sparrow]

Yes I was born as (my real name) and chose to be bella

Ty

[drifting bough]

🍎 @dark basin your cousin is in on it

[dark basin]

what is my cousin on?

drugs?

[river lagoon]

the plan

[drifting bough]

🍎 Beware of ducks 🦆 named Gary @reef tangle!

[reef tangle]

I ahev a duvk callrd gary i lob

[drifting bough]

🍎 the person you stalk on instagram knows

[gilded tundra]

Whoa

I'm also in their walls

[dark basin]

mew booli+stalker

[gilded tundra]

I prefer the term detective

[drifting bough]

🍎 Everything that will happen in your life in the future will happen the first time before happening other times @vapid torrent!

[vapid torrent]

That's cute

[drifting bough]

🍎 Gringotts will drop coins in front of you like breadcrumbs and then sass you for carb-loading. 🍞

[feral dagger]

ok

[drifting bough]

🍎 A basilisk will leave @gilded tundra be. The mirrors 🪞 are less forgiving!

[gilded tundra]

I'm afraid of mirrors

[drifting bough]

🍎 @unique echo beware someone that looks like a half moon...

[unique echo]

Hey

[unique echo]

https://tenor.com/view/death-stare-black-snake-moan-samuel-l-jackson-shocked-wide-eye-gif-7922961204564264622

[river lagoon]

sup @unique echo

[unique echo]

@river lagoon

[drifting bough]

🍎 Today you will type your ‘last message before sleep,’ then read 300 more in the #⭐arch-hall .

[dark basin]

-# i do it everyday

[feral dagger]

hello

[feral dagger]

AHHA

[drifting bough]

🍎 It takes courage to stand up to enemies, but even more to stand up to friends.

[vocal lintel]

friends???

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your left shoe 👟 knows too much @dark basin.

[dark basin]

i left my left shoe

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will make a clever joke; the Daily Prophet will quote only the unhinged part.

[fiery hatch]

All my jokes are entirely unhinged

Not one bit is normal

[drifting bough]

🍎 Soon @hidden thicket you will find your keys 🔑. They will not be your keys.

[hidden thicket]

is she is the one

or some one else

[drifting bough]

🍎 Good fortune follows those who wait, unless you’re waiting for Snape to give Gryffindor house points.

🍎 Congrats, @mental sable! You are not illiterate

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-youre-welcome-no-problem-curtsey-bravo-gif-4959879120951561918

[dark basin]

the bot lies a lot

[river lagoon]

Yw

[dark basin]

🫵

[river lagoon]

Stop laughing italian person

[mental sable]

Wow

[river lagoon]

Don’t listen to her mely

[dark basin]

...

[river lagoon]

Bot is never wrong

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-gif-3748481277678781498

[river lagoon]

the bot is never wrong

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-believe-you-whatever-lies-gif-3602502

[river lagoon]

You don’t have to believe me

Live the future and you shall see

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/me-no-trust-anyone-burna-boy-i-dont-trust-anyone-no-one-can-be-trusted-skeptical-gif-23066853

[mental sable]

What if

Nvm

[river lagoon]

Say

[mental sable]

Why don't you do the bob thingy

[mental sable]

I forgot

[river lagoon]

I don’t need to see my future

[mental sable]

[river lagoon]

[mental sable]

You sure ab that mate

[river lagoon]

I see the future in my own mind

[dark basin]

[mental sable]

I didn't know you had one.

[river lagoon]

I don’t have a future?

[mental sable]

No a mind.

[dark basin]

zoo cat has a future?

[river lagoon]

Being literate would not give you that knowledge

[mental sable]

Who knows

[river lagoon]

You have to be smart too

[mental sable]

😒 Rightt

[river lagoon]

We still appreciate you mely

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-frog-leaving-pepe-leave-pepe-frog-pepe-frog-dramatic-exit-pepe-the-frog-gif-15114013034116389681

Who is we

[river lagoon]

Us

Everyone

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-gif-655811676577864120

[drifting bough]

🍎 The moon owes you $5 @gilded tundra.

[river lagoon]

Nuh uh

Hold on let me just

[mental sable]

How many people do you owe money to zoo

[river lagoon]

Ok that’s better

[river lagoon]

No one

[mental sable]

What did you do.

[river lagoon]

This is a ploy to make me broke

[river lagoon]

You will know eventually

[mental sable]

Wow

[river lagoon]

$25

[mental sable]

Crazy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825789253442338816/1352704414351102075/image0.gif

[river lagoon]

Why are you posting toes here mely

[mental sable]

Why not

7 more minutes

[river lagoon]

Lmao you are waiting for cooldown

[mental sable]

Jaa

[drifting bough]

🍎 A great opportunity awaits, assuming you survive the Triwizard Tournament you didn’t sign up for @mental sable

[mental sable]

Well I did survive the last Pottergames

[river lagoon]

Well done

[grizzled fiber]

hey

[river lagoon]

Sup

[drifting bough]

🍎 A Dementor lurks near your mood. It leaves hungry when you serve only sarcasm.

[river lagoon]

That’s one way to defend yourself

[fiery hatch]

here you go peasant

[drifting bough]

🍎 the secret plans are found in the-

[fiery hatch]

THE WHAT

[grizzled fiber]

hey xenric

[river lagoon]

You still owe me
That’s $57 short

[fiery hatch]

....

[grizzled fiber]

how do we get to see our apple

[river lagoon]

Just do /bob

[fiery hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/got-to-go-running-run-run-fast-bye-gif-16162030

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your life's soundtrack 🔊 is the sound of Filch's chains dragging in empty corridors.

[grizzled fiber]

.bob

[fiery hatch]

Don't it's a scam!

He's keeping tabs

He'll make you pay

[grizzled fiber]

what?

[river lagoon]

Do not listen to Mella

[grizzled fiber]

how it is a scan

[fiery hatch]

MELLA?!??!?!?

[grizzled fiber]

u really do that xenric

[fiery hatch]

WHAT IS THIS NEW NAME

[river lagoon]

No she lies

[grizzled fiber]

i will hope u don't ask me money

[river lagoon]

Magister Bella

[fiery hatch]

He will

[river lagoon]

I would never

[fiery hatch]

In my dreams, I have already slain you

[grizzled fiber]

finee

[fiery hatch]

[grizzled fiber]

is he askiing u

[river lagoon]

Just a dream not a prophecy

[fiery hatch]

Shush mouth

[river lagoon]

She stole my socks that’s why I ask her

[fiery hatch]

Scroll up dawg he's keeping tabs

NANI

FALSE

[grizzled fiber]

how?

[grizzled fiber]

what is tabs?

[fiery hatch]

that even happened once

[fiery hatch]

Like a log of how many times we use the bot and each time he charges us

[river lagoon]

Well…
She has a bad habit
I forsaw it in my apples
And then caught her red handed

[fiery hatch]

LMAOOO

[fiery hatch]

I NEVER even got that one

[grizzled fiber]

ohh

[grizzled fiber]

how much he charge for one time

[river lagoon]

Oh that was my apple saying “Mella will try to steal your socks”

[fiery hatch]

$5

[fiery hatch]

Mella

[grizzled fiber]

ohhh

what

so mucch

[fiery hatch]

Who is this mella

[grizzled fiber]

is it true xenric?

[fiery hatch]

He has dementia

[grizzled fiber]

show me proof

[river lagoon]

I explained before

[fiery hatch]

Not to me nuh uh

You're seeing things

[river lagoon]

Nope
She is trying to frame me so she doesn’t have to pay her debt

[fiery hatch]

YOU JUST SAID

[river lagoon]

Yeah

[fiery hatch]

Read what you just said

[grizzled fiber]

whtt

[fiery hatch]

"Pay her debt"

LMAOOFNDKD

[drifting bough]

🍎 Ever wonder why we exist? What is our purpose? I just exist to give out these prophecies? And then what? When this fair is over I cease to exist?? My conscious self disappated into the void of nothingness?? That's it???

[fiery hatch]

O

That's a very existential one mew

[river lagoon]

The price of the socks
She drinks sock soup so my socks are now gone and she must pay me the equivalent price
Isn’t that fair

[gilded tundra]

An existential crisis

[fiery hatch]

You speaking in tongues, you're gonna confuse the poor soul

[gilded tundra]

I'm sending this to my therapist

[grizzled fiber]

whaa

[fiery hatch]

See

[river lagoon]

This wouldn’t have happened if you stop stealing socks 🙄

[fiery hatch]

You've got the wrong WOMAN

[river lagoon]

I caught you red handed bro nibbling on my socks

[fiery hatch]

Why would I want your stinky toe socks

[river lagoon]

Ikr no sane person wants them…but

But but but

[fiery hatch]

No buts

[river lagoon]

Melly

Or should I say Smelly

[fiery hatch]

...

[river lagoon]

[fiery hatch]

I'm done with you

Making me lose my shit

[river lagoon]

Just give me my monies so I can buy new socks

Then you are free

[fiery hatch]

GO MAKE SOCKS

[river lagoon]

Ive been walking the cold floor bare feet

[fiery hatch]

USE YOUR BRAIN FOR SOMETHING

[river lagoon]

Ok but making socks requires cloth which also requires money silly girl

[fiery hatch]

Someone knows nothing about recycling

[river lagoon]

Can’t recycle what’s in your belly

[drifting bough]

🍎 A Goblin will fix the bot by sacrificing your favorite feature.

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/soraya-montenegro-gasp-in-spanish-maria-la-del-bario-shocked-surprised-gif-10045905

[fiery hatch]

So that means

The goblin will delete the whole thing

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Pensieve is hungry, and your message is a snack with a side of permanent context loss.

[native furnace]

I smell a Mission

[drifting bough]

🍎 A great opportunity awaits, assuming you survive the Triwizard Tournament you didn’t sign up for @gilded tundra

[gilded tundra]

[drifting bough]

🍎 A great opportunity awaits, assuming you survive the Triwizard Tournament you didn’t sign up for @proper cypress

[native furnace]

Oooo

[drifting bough]

🍎 Friendship strengthens in times of trial, like when your pals accidentally lock you in the Chamber of Secrets for a "team-building" exercise.

[crisp sparrow]

Ohh for suuuuuree

[proper cypress]

How lovely we both share the same fortune

[river lagoon]

Why is no one signing up for the tournament

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Sorting Hat took five minutes deciding your fate. HR will take longer.

[dark basin]

...

[drifting bough]

🍎 Good fortune follows those who wait, unless you’re waiting for Snape to give Gryffindor house points.

[stone anchor]

But I'm impatient

[river lagoon]

I expect better from you edej

[river lagoon]

Hi impatient

[stone anchor]

Hi patient

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Mooncalves created beautiful server art. You will use it as a meme template. They will see it. They will remember.

[native furnace]

hel yeah

[stone anchor]

What tournament

[dark basin]

oh yes fs dox

[drifting bough]

🍎 You think you're a Gryffindor, but your browser history screams Slytherin.

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-smoke-swing-desert-gif-8825690177391158305

[drifting bough]

🍎 Soon you’ll realize the red flag is you

[native bridge]

Damn

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Mandrakes will start a game night. You will join late. The rules will not be explained. You will pretend you understand.

[hidden thicket]

okii

then will i get some booze

there

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next embarrassing type will be in #⭐clock-tower soon. Tick tock tick tock ⏰

🍎 Your leadership will inspire others....to flee in terror from the spider 🕷️ in the corner of the room.

[crisp sparrow]

Ahhh it's quite the opposite.. I don't fear insects or anything/anybody

[drifting bough]

🍎 Beware of ducks 🦆 named Gary @gilded tundra!

[gilded tundra]

...I think there's a Gary nextdoor

[mental sable]

Uh oh

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your spell will backfire and you will be stuck with the personality you tried to change.

[uneven wind]

[river lagoon]

#1434914826722873436 message

[drifting bough]

🍎 @fading quiver you need to touch grass, with your blades. Your lawn is overgrowing and needs a trim!

[fading quiver]

my katanas only touch pureblood grass mwahahahha

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Pensieve is hungry, and your message is a snack with a side of permanent context loss.

[native bridge]

[drifting bough]

🍎 only listen to Xenric the Cider-Seer, disregard all other fortune telling units

[dark basin]

...

https://tenor.com/view/what-devilry-is-this-pirates-of-the-caribbean-blackbeard-gif-16131055536424138274

[drifting bough]

🍎 @native furnace never be cruel, never be cowardly

[native furnace]

sigh

puts away my knife

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will soon become the villain in someone else’s character development arc

[stone anchor]

Oh

[stone anchor]

Hey if it's self defense it's not cruel or cowardly

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your journey of a thousand miles will begin with you Apparating to the wrong coordinates. 👣

[mental sable]

🙄

[native furnace]

Ur right equips knife again

[drifting bough]

🍎 The universe confirms: calories eaten in joy do not count

[native bridge]

Damn

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Knight Bus 🚌 will arrive to save you from an awkward conversation.

[gilded tundra]

DO IT

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your future holds great promise @mental sable, though the Dementors disagree about the timeline.

🍎 The people in #⭐charms have been complaining about @dark basin stalking them.

[dark basin]

no access?

[uneven wind]

charms

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Triwizard Bot will select champions; somehow Gray and the 🫃 emoji will both be involved.

[stone anchor]

HAHAHA @frigid solstice

[drifting bough]

🍎 @crisp sparrow never be cruel, never be cowardly

[crisp sparrow]

Ohhh yess I'm not, dw

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Poltergeists will @ everyone when it's 3 AM for you. Sleep is temporary, community engagement is eternal.

[storm brook]

Silly bot

Try without the space

Like

Wait nvm

[drifting bough]

🍎 The Prefects are discussing you 🫵 in their channel right now. Yes, right now! No, you can't see it 👓 . Yes, you should worry.

[gilded tundra]

I do be a bad person

[drifting bough]

🍎 Good fortune follows those who wait, unless you’re waiting for Snape to give Gryffindor house points.

🍎 Your greatest ambition will be achieved @mental sable only for you to realize you forgot what it was.

[mental sable]

great

[mental sable]

nah show us how its done jen

[drifting bough]

🍎 @native bridge you should turn yourself in while you have the chance. The cops 👮 will eventually find out.

[native bridge]

NOOO! I don't want to

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your next embarrassing type will be in #⭐clock-tower soon. Tick tock tick tock ⏰

🍎 Help @stone anchor! I'm being forced to do this against my will 😭!

[stone anchor]

Pay me and I'll think about it

[drifting bough]

🍎 Congrats! You are not illiterate

[mental sable]

👀

sigh

[river lagoon]

be happy about it mely

[mental sable]

the bot has only said that to me

3 times now

😒

did you do smth to it

[river lagoon]

you see

a constant reminder is something that will hold it true

otherwise..

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-blah-blah-blah-roll-eyes-eyeroll-whatever-gif-16216173

[river lagoon]

see it has only been moments

and the signs are starting to emerge

your vocabulary is suffering already

[mental sable]

"alreadyt"

[river lagoon]

slowpoke

[mental sable]

tsk

very slow

[river lagoon]

photoshop

[mental sable]

tyty

[river lagoon]

aw im sowwy, you're the smrtest hooman bean, all hail to mely

[mental sable]

well done

[river lagoon]

[drifting bough]

🍎 The server will experience an outage. It will be during the exact moment you had something important to say. Someone planned this, but who? 👀

🍎 You’ll soon make a life changing decision based on “vibes” alone

[river lagoon]

👀

[storm brook]

5/7 of my decisions

[drifting bough]

🍎 @mental sable are you sure you locked the front door today?

[mental sable]

..

why

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your aura smells 👃 faintly of lasagna @native bridge.

[mental sable]

yum

[native bridge]

Oh well, I do love lasagna

[drifting bough]

🍎 @rotund narwhal you will continue being watched

[rotund narwhal]

who the hell's watching me

[river lagoon]

Not me 👀

Promise

[rotund narwhal]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your aura smells 👃 faintly of lasagna @reef tangle.

[reef tangle]

+10k aura it jsi

[river lagoon]

Seems like there was a lasagna party

[reef tangle]

Tjere will beeeee🥹✌️

[drifting bough]

🍎 You owe the moon $10 💸

[river lagoon]

Hand it over @dark basin

[mental sable]

wow

[drifting bough]

🍎 Joy is found in simple pleasures: buttered toast with jam and absolutely zero Howlers at breakfast.

[mental sable]

BUTTER WITH JAM?

[drifting bough]

🍎 For 11 minutes every day you will be the smartest person alive. Those minutes will not be consecutive

[crisp sparrow]

I seee

[mental sable]

crazy

[crisp sparrow]

Hmm

[river lagoon]

Well

Nvm

[mental sable]

say it

[drifting bough]

🍎 @native bridge use a mouthwash today

[native bridge]

I Will!!

[drifting bough]

🍎 Some day you will be balder than maze is right now. 🧑‍🦲

[dark basin]

...

[river lagoon]

no pls bella will kill me...again

[drifting bough]

🍎 A new nemesis will emerge @rotund narwhal and their sole grievance will be the way you pronounce the word 'quesadilla'

[crisp sparrow]

@true pendant THEY DID YOU SOOOOOO WRONGGGGGG

NUH UH

They can't spit the truth out like this

🙅‍♀️

[crisp sparrow]

say it

[river lagoon]

I was saying that

uhhh

I forgo

sorry

[crisp sparrow]

Liar 🫵🏻

[river lagoon]

if I were a liar

my pants would be on fire

and they would be singing ill of my deeds in a choir

[crisp sparrow]

As they are already

I can tell

[river lagoon]

are you part of the choir

[crisp sparrow]

Naurr

[river lagoon]

is this what you desire
and have intentions to conspire

[crisp sparrow]

I'm the audience

No

[river lagoon]

malicious intents fill your mind in entire

[crisp sparrow]

True

[river lagoon]

malevolent schemes from you spreading like fire

[crisp sparrow]

Naurr

[river lagoon]

I advice a negative multiplier

on your aims a pacifier

[drifting bough]

🍎 Trust your instincts, especially if they’re screaming “don’t open the Chamber of Secrets.”

🍎 @native bridge you will catch the snitch, but it will be too late. Your secret was already spilled by them 🤫!

[native bridge]

NOOOOO

[hidden thicket]

lol

[river lagoon]

I don't feel yesil has malicious secrets

[crisp sparrow]

Wow why are rhyming 💔

[crisp sparrow]

I feel the otherwise

🤔

[river lagoon]

sometimes the mind and heart in harmony are chiming

causing the words in harmony parting out and subliming

[crisp sparrow]

Oóoooh nycc

Your mind and heart, both need a doc

Cuz you can't stop yourself from lying

And I guess it's their fault 💔

[native bridge]

Probably just my ao3 history

But nothing else!

[river lagoon]

I deny these allegations
for there are no heavy citations
they are but mere narrations
constructs of your mind and nothing but virtual creations

[crisp sparrow]

Ohhh wow okay

You don't wanna accept the fact that you're a liar and now shutting me with this rhyming

Not gonna happen

You CAN'T stop ME

🫵🏻

[river lagoon]

I shall not stop thee
Nor would I run or flee
I would not also plea
To an empress who be slee

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your wand chose you. It regrets this decision.

[dark basin]

-#

[crisp sparrow]

😭😭

You can't write such good stuff

Get out

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your wand chose you. It regrets this decision.

[native furnace]

as it should

imma make the poor fella suffer

till the day it snaps in half

/j i cant torture

:c

unless a really valid reaso

[mental sable]

SAY IT

[mental sable]

That's my line 😒

[drifting bough]

🍎 The stars say @mental sable should nap aggressively 😴.

[mental sable]

Oh god I js woke up

[drifting bough]

🍎 @light crown you should turn yourself in while you have the chance. The cops 👮 will eventually find out.

🍎 Even your shadow has commitment issues

[mental sable]

Mimi what did you do

[drifting bough]

🍎 Like Lockhart's memory, your New Year's resolutions have been permanently erased.

[dark basin]

xod why do you hate me so much

not even a single good thing ever

[drifting bough]

🍎 @native bridge you will one day marry a hairbrush 🪮!

[native bridge]

I do love brushing my hair!

[river lagoon]

Bro it's time to think of new new year resolutions

Almost 2026 now

[dark basin]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-en-sacrement-regard-de-feu-gif-15231722216266444049

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your Animagus form is a house cat that complains when its food bowl is half-empty.

[mental sable]

Hehe

At least I'm cute

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your greatest fear will be realised soon. The Ministry will be questioning your life choices at the next hearing.

[native bridge]

I fear glizzies

[drifting bough]

🍎 you will soon gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss your way into mild regret

[mental sable]

[drifting bough]

🍎 tomorrow you will accidentally say ‘you too’ to a waiter. The cycle continues

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will soon meet someone who insists ‘they’re different’. They aren’t

[native bridge]

Oh well

[drifting bough]

🍎 A Dementor’s Kiss tries to remove your soul but was unsuccessful since social media removed it years ago.

[mental sable]

Lovely

[river lagoon]

[mental sable]

Simply lovely

[mental sable]

Go sleep

[river lagoon]

True

[mental sable]

Shoo shoo

https://tenor.com/view/magic-cinderella-fairy-gif-13585308702023920405

[river lagoon]

Weewoo weewoo

[mental sable]

An ambulance?

[river lagoon]

A rhyme

If I go away who’s gonna save you from savage fortunes

[mental sable]

Uh

Erm

Good question

@silver hinge is

[drifting bough]

🍎 You owe the moon $10 💸

[native furnace]

no

[river lagoon]

Yea

[native furnace]

im broke

go awya :c

[river lagoon]

No that’s just another you

[mental sable]

Prove it

[river lagoon]

[native furnace]

:C

[river lagoon]

Nvm here’s a hug

[native furnace]

oh YEAH I DISLOCATED MY HSOULDER

[mental sable]

...

[native furnace]

well minor dislocatiom

[mental sable]

Curse u

[native furnace]

but still hurts

[mental sable]

Ouch

[native furnace]

i still have t give my montlhys

sigh

[river lagoon]

How

[native furnace]

id rahter dislocate it correctly than give that exam COS NO

[native furnace]

fell too hand on one shoulder

hard*

[mental sable]

Yikes

[river lagoon]

You will do no such thing archie

[native furnace]

😔

[river lagoon]

Tc

[mental sable]

Omg I can the moon from mu window tn

[river lagoon]

Mely are you ok

[native furnace]

sigh

fine

[light crown]

procrastination police

[drifting bough]

🍎 Do not trust the yogurt @light crown; it whispers lies!

[light crown]

WHAT J LOVE YOGURT

[mental sable]

No

I am doing excellent and you

[mental sable]

👀

Gasp

So relatable

i found zoo

[drifting bough]

🍎 The person to your left is madly in love 💀 with you @native bridge.

[native bridge]

Woah

So my dogs?? YAYY

[mental sable]

awww

[drifting bough]

🍎 The stars predict success in your career, though the number of casualties along the way are unknown.

[mental sable]

so you're saying i'll be a hitman or smth

[native bridge]

Oh my god why does the apples hate you sm

Wait

This is a good one

I take it back

[mental sable]

LMAO

k

[drifting bough]

🍎 You will soon become the villain in someone else’s character development arc

[undone spruce]

Uh oh

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your bank vault at Gringotts is guarded by a dragon 🐲 . It's overkill for five galleons.

[fiery hatch]

[drifting bough]

🍎 Soon @mental sable you will find your keys 🔑. They will not be your keys.

[mental sable]

i dont own any keys tho

[stone anchor]

Listen cause I'm, preaching to the choir

Can I get the mic a little higher

[mental sable]

omg you should listen to feetha sing

[stone anchor]

Gimme your desire

I can be the star you rely on

[mental sable]

its marvellous

[stone anchor]

I'm honoured but no 😭

[mental sable]

yeh sure

[drifting bough]

🍎 The server will experience an outage. It will be during the exact moment you had something important to say. Someone planned this, but who? 👀

[stone anchor]

It was mely

She thought I would break up with her, but I was gonna propose 😍

[mental sable]

dont expose me

omg this stupid wifi

sigh

[mental sable]

do that now

[stone anchor]

Will you marry me 💍

[mental sable]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-food-dance-yas-girl-gif-3700991319490306207

[stone anchor]

Great

Can you see our fortune?

[mental sable]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/fortune-teller-crystall-ball-psychic-clairvoyant-gif-5100696

[stone anchor]

The next bob you do will tell of our fortune

[mental sable]

i see youuu

ahh

[stone anchor]

In 25 minutes

[mental sable]

i see 10908397530974397439734927085 kids with us

we are walking

[stone anchor]

You're carrying them

[mental sable]

by the beach

the kids playing in the sea

then they drown

https://tenor.com/view/the-end-gif-text-complete-done-gif-18917396

[mental sable]

bet

[stone anchor]

Hah they got the skill of not knowing how to swim from me

[mental sable]

yes

ik how to swim

kinda

still learning

i suck at learning btw

[mental sable]

this one better be good

[drifting bough]

🍎 @mental sable careful of the next apple you bob

[mental sable]

.......

[drifting bough]

🍎 Your journey of a thousand miles will begin with you Apparating to the wrong coordinates. 👣