#🍻tavern
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Do you know... Where my family is?
Hehe
Nothing to do with any app 😅
Any bartenders online??
Duolingo?
In my basement 
C- Co- Cold
want hot choccy milk mixed with ork blood?
Yummy orc blood
Start
Yes
want choccy milk?
Haha! Ork sleep now-
k
How do I remove the cursed and weak traits?
_contact
then personality then choose the trait you want to remove
(it costs gold)
Ok
Lmao
Can I have a rootbeer?
Due to inflation you need 1000000000000 gold coins for a can of root beer
So, is this bot still active? Is it still being worked on? Any updates on that?
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I feel super fucking sick
And he was never seen again
🗿🗿🗿

Hello im stupid and removed paranoid
You were paranoid of paranoia so you re.oved it
Aight thanks bro i feel better
Hey stupid I’m dad
Nolt isn't here
No not the dad jokes
Hehe ha
Why no one gives free food here now?
I do
I ran out
Probably because you joined the raid
@wheat dirge you still need food
Ok then
first week of the game too btw which is surprising
How do you even sell cat food in this
cat food on what he call them
but its cfood
Oh that makes sense
I have quite a bit of cat food
Why did you rob monkey?
Was there any reason or just for chaos
That guy is gone
i know
He gave all of his food andd cfood to someone
I use to gather food to give it to him
And that guy was suppose to do the same role as cat food but the guy left
I think i'll try to do the same as he did
But i will have to lvl up cooking so i can make alot cfood
@ebon patio hey i stacked health defense stamina and attack effects on you
you should have enough to get pretty far into dungeon now
guys how to recover mana?
eat food
Shoot pineapples
Mod support for android and ios would be great.
What you guys think about this idea
ok thanks
filler for tavern lore 👍
i do, if you give a random person 10 adamnite
i thought you were a bartender
im bolts alter ego
is bolt evil
no, we're not
k
Bolt is joe
oi thats bad customer service
BOLT IS NOLT, NOLT IS BOLT
can you dm me all the chapters?
why though
to read em cus i finished a book in a day
wanted to read it for 2 days atleast
its barely finished
its like
page 3
💀
Also what lemons have to do with tavern
just send it il make it a google doc document cus i have absolutly nothing else
shut
you'd have to know the entire books lore
Oh ok
in messages or in screenshots
screen shots and messages if possible or one of them
i've been screenshotting all of em'
so screenshots it is
k
Yes. Whenever a person joins the raid, the bosses health increases by an amount based on the players stats
@twilit patio can i get the special service thing on my bow?
k
which gems would you like on it?
pg
oh boi, wait i will have to do a dungeon later
@twilit patio can you apply 200 gems on my bow for 3333g e
lol
That's the hard part
the 200g is only for 12 gems if i gonna do 200 gems i will charge you over a million gold
0.0
ha
How much would it cost to put 12 gems on my 86 pg boots? 
200:12×200 = 3333?
@vale spadebtw just so i know you gonna provide the gems or you going for the first option?
dont with the frm the guild teeasury
first opt
i do the price based on the chance to apply gem that i gonna get
200 gems gonna be less than 1% chance
I meant you use 200 gems
0.5% chance for the last gem 💀
i already have like 3% chance on my bow..............
ah i though you wanted 200 gems in your gear
Oof
sight gonna have to update the special service to specify 0 gemmed gears
200 gems used would probably be around 280 gold and the specified 200 gems considering the current economy
Oh
k then pg my boots
@twilit patio how does the service work?
you choose the material and gear you want to be made for you, payment is done during the equipment trade
@glass fox it is +12 gems on gear, not 200g per 12 gems used
i am not crazy
i determined the price based on the time i will waste on dungeon and the amount of gems i will probably have to use to get 12 gems on the gear
Actually that's a pretty good deal then
I might require your services then, I'll ping u when I get more gems
reminder tha special services only apply to 0 gem gear
yeah because gemmed gear will have a different success chance
OK fine makes sense
which means more gems will be used
I normally pay ppl 2 gold per gem I give them
It works out pretty well
(slightly) exploiting newbies is profitable
Gg
Party rockin in the houseee tonighttt
Lmao
Best song ever
yassssss

aaaah Luk!!!
how's TFF going man?
oof
man some weird stuff been happening
like me having 14 raid wins even though there's only 13 spells
Tavern becoming RP focused
hmm not that i am aware
would be good to have you back to help with the increase of human players robbing

yo Jimono you still got your gear?
Hello Jim!
Yup
nice
Actually, I dont upgrade them cause im tired of this af
💀
just having them as relic
of course
after all you went over 100 gems right?
your gear is already at divine level
less than 0.9% iirc

After watching the whole series of anime, I cant get the next level
totally soul eating
you keeping it as a relic right?
Of course
mah man never delete that gear please
Divine relic
I wont, unless Hamza delete everything
I dont want to die countless times
Just make me inevitable
but not killing players
nah i'm pretty sure it would be impossible to kill you
It would be funny im gonna kill myself
lol
my silver ring is now in someone else possession too
also preparing a spear that adds 100 mana
who?
guy called Welp

little deal i made with them, they keep the ring until they get all spells and then return it so i can resume upgrading
meanwhile i will be focusing on mana gem upgrading
Good luck about that
thanks <3
80 gems on half and 90 gems on the other half
Wait then even him didnt reached 100 gems?
I don't think so, he just used nothing but power gems
_i r
when will the next raid happen?
In about 2 hours
ok thanks
No problem
how to get tokens to create a guild?
Win a war
No
But trust me, you don't want to create a guild

ok but does anyone want to accept me
@lime musk You still have space in your guild?
I wonder who's going to be the raid winner
I wonder
Whoever it is gonna gain some free drinks

Btw if you see Bolt around here can you tell him i finished his boots
okay
Thank you cutie :3
sweeps - - no
T-T oki
wipes tables
looking at the liquors hmmm -w- something is wrong
Where's that expensive liquor i was planning to use for a special drink?

Uhh, can i get a bloody Mary?
Thanks
May i suggest some amazing milkshakes our barista @stray girder makes :3
Sure
-w-
He's a very good barista UwU
I'm sure you will love it
Uhh, I'll go now...
See ya
I'm back, I'll just get a beer...
Thanks

Need a drink m8? Seems like this was a rought raid for you
sits down and sighs
You good there Mix?
yea
Hmm you still feeling bad about that thing aren't you?
stares from corner
sight Aight hope you feel better soon, Mix
Goes back to cleaning cups
cleans tables

No one here except snek
Pretty much
Hewwo
Ohio
I am here
Same
Well how may i serve you gentlemen
You guys have caffein?
Oh I'm here to watch
A finely smoked elephant should suffice.
We don't serve coffee at this time and our barista is uuuh. . . A bit down today
Yes 🐘
I have coffee beans
Aight
teleports back n' forth from Starbucks
Much appreciated puts bag of gold on counter
So, what year are we in rn
About your coffee, let me see if i can find the beans
distant breaking sounds
I have coffee beans
It's a steamy heart
I'ma steal it

Oi let the little champ have some coffee
How much?
5 silver coins
I'll pay with 5 gold coins
Thats way too much
fine
Cooffeee
drinks milkshake and wipes down counter
Yo Mix these cuban coffee beans you bought are awesome
COOOOOFFFFFFFEEEEE
^w^
Who brought cuban beans?
Our barista
wipes down seats
takes coffee and waddles away
Can I have a BANANA PEEL please?
Thanks
I'm too small to open door help
waddle's away with coffee thanks
pats @stray girder carefull where you walk
- p-
What happened? One person waddled away next fell into the ocean what's next ufo?
May i get a MANGO FLAVORED ICE CUBE?
Give me the hottest pepper you got because I'm still frozen
Thanks
Careful with that
yawns Mix i will be going to sleep, do you mind closong the tavern for me once everyone is served?
Have you ever eaten Carolina Reapers
slithers away
No how hot is it?
WHAT THE
Much appreciated
swallows cup
Man M.E. stole yo coffee
Ever eaten a jalapeño
alrighty...
About 100x hotter than that
Why are you snek?
unpoof
passes out due to lack of braincells
Be careful eating hot peppers like that, it can be bad for your health
What health TELL ME WHAT HEALTH
I want to give you some of mine but uh
Most people told me that an atom is unsplittable
Liquid nitrogen is one of the coldest things on earth
My name is FROZEN Springtrap
freezes in place NOOOOOO
Alright my braincells have gone into the negatives now
passes out yet again to lack of braincells
Nah, my gf's heart is
...huh
lol
Hey anyone doing something cool
I'm setting myself on fire to become stronger, if that meets your requirements
Shoot yourself with 9mm helps build tolerance to higher callibers
Drown yourself, helps you build tolerance to suffocating
Commit acts of kindness, helps you build tolerance to happiness
Complete puzzles, helps build tolerance to intelligence
How much dmg do you do 
718 when I have full buffs
That's a lot but wtf do you have -1.4k stmn 
How even 
Sometimes when you click "attack" it doesn't register immediately but allows you to click it again, and when it does register it registers all the times you pressed the button
That sounds kinda exploitable 
Does it work with the fountain or other buttons 
Nope
Just attack
And if the enemy was attacking you, they also deal the extra dmg
Damn
(unless they're already dead)
But did you die fr stmn loss
No, the enemy died before I ran out of stam
If you run out of stam the same time an enemy died, you don't die
Would you die in duels 
Yes
Like 1 atk can deplete your stmn
But only if I defend
Won't you 100% die on duels 
If I'm fully buffed, 1 attack reduces me to 17 stam
Wait so it doesn't consume all 
Not yet
So are yougonna invest into stmn 
Maybe for gems 100-110
You have plans of transcending 
I already transcended, I just still have a very frail and mortal body
You're at full 100 gems 
Thought you were at 90 or smth
For half my gear
Bow, amulet and ring are all at 100, boots are at 92 or something and the rest is at 70
beer
Lmao are u talking to ur self?
Oh lol
No I'm talking with Notle
Realize
a good choice
Kumar
So you're still not at the peak 
Not quite
Ramuk
Anyways do you have spare dust to sell 
Been busy 
Nope
Lucky you
Lucky you

Notle you should give me all your gear
Is this like one of those "oh ic" thingies i used to do back then
Oh, ic
How much gold 
Nwgotiable
@opaque nacelle >:c
Gimme
All
Your
Gear
Or else I'll cast love on you
@opaque nacelle get the hell over here
@opaque nacelle how much for your bow
30k?
40k gold
Buying soul grinded weapon with 40k gold
Eh I probably have 40k gold
Haven't bablosed in a while
Casino money or gold
100k 
Gold gold
hmm
Your mom
6 gears for 600k golds
You have your moms 
Richer than the guilds 
Lol
More money than what currently exists 
Notle how much for your account
even Hamza has 69420 golds💀
Not even real gold tho smh
And q lot of your moms
Literally your mom
Who won the fake gold 
I don't think anyone did
Weren't you in it though tree 
There was a contest for DN, but not fake gold
I am in it
Damn

Wait what happened to dn 
Andi got it
Went to Andi
Andeez nuts 
And Tree was challenged by Hamza to cheat (which he did)
Anyways who was andi again 
I got nothing out of it smh
Person who buys ag
Wdym cheat 
Well this alt right here
Well, they used an alt, but also tried to mess with the RNG system
I remember there being bone guy and pro elf guy 
Do u know my name
Yes, yes I did
Gcoa guy 
Wow
You do know my name
Cries in not "ruined economy guy"
So your admantine prices plan was a flop 
Of course it was
I can't fix it no ody can
Shouldn't of had crashed it in the first place
Ik
I was young and short-sighted
Great for making a name for myself here
Terrible long term
Like my wood hoarding
Anyways what happened to the chosen ones guy 
Who dat
You're still doing that 
Nope
The cosen ones guild 
I left my obsession with lumber behind in Red Command
Like i barely remember them 
Literally
Guys remember CMS
Lol yeah
Reset the lands 
Reset americ
what?
wdym?
How much gold for your boots
i'm not selling them
how
and Fireball spam 
stuck after lag
please fix it
im stuck in raid
Im to
Can someone help me I am stuck kin raid
Did u got free?
What
The previous raid?
Nope the raid that just happened
Oof
It just ended how did you even got stuck
I don’t know I am unable to use commands
Hmmm
Try to join the next raid see if it fix it
Ok
._.
still stuck?
Maybe Hamza got demoted
but why and HOW
I dunno ask Hamza
i did and i am
@vale spade OI
they've been done since yesterday
k ill start trade
Hey bartender
yes?
yes?
Can I have a bottle of whiskey
Thanks bartender
Bartenders

tone it down we'll go bankrupt
k
btw have you seen the expensive liquor i had stored in the back? it's not there anymore
what expensive liquor?
the one we use to make caipirinhas -w-
i import it straight from a different continent
can't serve it as a shot, gotta use it for special drinks
that? i think they got destroyed at the last war
i as'nt thre
i only saw the remenents
dont worry they'll come tmmrw
already did that
thanks Nolt
just took some duolingo scare
btw we should partenr with duolingo
they scar people into paying
good idea
thy'll probably kill you're family if you decline

No time so I quit
there's a boot in my snake
uhhhhhhh
@lofty locust
RNG means luck
in the internet
Oh okay
dont make this mistake again.
Okay

see what?
Now whats that?
RNG = Random Number Generator
pray to RNGeus to get better rng
we dont use it here
rng = luck most of the time
Tell me what the other is
rng is used in games to randomize stuff like distrubution or games with luck involved
its also used for leveling
No the other the one snek send
This internet language is getting sus
Now tell me what TNG means
Huh?
i misclicked t instead of r
Then whats the meaning of this
Your very sus for a bartender
You know what i'll let you go this time
But if i see another sussy internet word
eyyyyyyyyyyy
im back
what sussy internet word?
want choccy milk on a discount?
What in the hell did i read
kill snek?
...
Wait bartenders sell milk
Ooooo
yep
I was talking about some other guy who murd-
burn my books?
who the feck is that
Hey @opaque nacelle does TNG have a meaning
TNG?
tng?
TEBE NEBI GLEDO
nolt probably misclicked
wut?
Yeah i saw snek say it and nolt shush him
i can recall nolt's memorys
So thermana is the one lying
yeah
What no that is the first thing to pop in my. Head
Oh hey, u still have a token?
Bruh my messages won't send
lmao
Yeah i'm not using it
Yey
What difference between bolt and nolt
There is a big difference between B and N
he is a bit dark while im what he calls the "a bit of a gud guy"
And what is that?
So could I buy it pls
nope not dat if thats what i think it is
I'm too lazy to count the letters between the two so I'll just say it's a big difference
Sorry but no
lmao
Aw why?
Dont know why but i'll keep it
ill give infinite choccy milk coupon if you sell it to blue
Stilll no
k
Why do you want it anyways
to create a guild
Boys
?
I see your also a chef
It is useful to me
Boys....
yep the highwaymen's chef is me
??
You mean the crime guild
i was gonna make soup but what?
yeah nolt put us in
Crime guild?
pretty good pay
I will pay you 6k for it
wait crime guild?
Yeah the members there like to rob
WAR CRIMW
only some...
I HAVE STORIS
no all
But it's fun to rob
OK cool
and more money
STORYS...
And hyojin told me its a crime syndicyte or whatever
Someone was high
its it though
Anyways @lofty locust ill give u 6k gold for the token
You guys whana hear war storys
But why did they force me to get rid my robbing abilities
thats a lo of choccy mil................
nah
Cause they are strange
8k gold?
cus its dangerous for you
and sus
And is it true that snek cursed players with greed traits
Nope
Bruh come on I don't know why I want the token, just sell it
How good is your guys geograpfy
thats imposible
Not gonna sell it
Better than the average Americans
relly?
Ye snek is a bit of a tyrant
@glass fox you know where the balkans is?
Mines an archipelago
better than avg amricans
I thought the balkans no longer exists
So its hard to defend
Snek offers to provide gold so that people can remove their greedy trait, and if they refuse they get cursed
fax
What r u gonna do with it anyway? Trust me starting another guild is a bad idea
So why did he not offer it to me
A friend of mine made one and now it's dead
Just keep it
Bruh
Probably did you just didn't notice
yep
I beg u pls
Huh got a new role
I'll even guarantee you a place in the our guild once u meet the requirements
My butterfly evolve into a chicken with glasses
?
Nope
Where from if you want to tell
No
South Africa
kool
Nice
you wound me
No matter how many times you offer me i wont agree
Didn't u already know?
Im from Bosna i Hercegovina
did i?
10k gold?
prolly forgot
Tananananna
Fine then maybe I'll stop asking
No just wait for another war
And if I'm feeling generous I won't add u to my guilds hitlist
oof
I think so
What are you guys talking about?
dont do it
I dont what that means but all right
You have enough territory already, we just want to earn 1 bablo an hour
we have a hitlist
Hitlist means we'll all cast bad spells on u
I was just testing if they would accept anyone else's offer, I had no intention of actually buying a token
Speciesbox game
Hm
Oh
Cool a magic torturement
And whybare you mentoning hitler all of a sudde
no its not
its HITLIST
not hilter
Oh me sorry about that just joking
...

?
Huh I'm surprised mentioning mustache man didn't get u automodded
Moew
Nothing keep talking
tell
No
Where r u getting all these private emojis from?
Cool is it for a whole eternity
..
No clue actually
Im not from united states of amerika
Idk
prolly
Yeah but why do they have to be private
We don't know
cus the servers are private servers
yeah
Sad though
Bartender
yes?
If we get bored of the person I guess
Now what do i do with the token
One rakija pls
create a guild
vodka?
Sell it or create a guild
Make a guild or sell
But if you sell it make sure you have paranoid
yeah
Making a guild is a bad idea though
Yeah
You know what i'll go to sleep and think about it tommorow
exept the guild will be dead
We have a very dusty guild
No rakija a bit harder than vodka
Still some entertainment to be had if u go through announcements
Our guild server has no order
Indian drink?
Aye u levelled up
Why am i grass hoper
Where's that drink from?
so vodka?
Hopper* 
level up
:|
Is that for me?
im offended @glass fox (jk is rp)
Why offended my bar frend
Oh no Blue and Bolt might fight
Yes a bar fight
Oo is that bad?
I would win though
cus blue sent a gif of a indian festival prolly without knowing what it is
Or we play truth or dare
thats unprofessional
k
Well how could I?
Aaa you india frend?
ummmm









