🍻tavern

[opaque nacelle]

_c

[velvet basalt]

[eager solar]

awwwwwwww its so cute

[velvet basalt]

yes

[opaque nacelle]

hi

[opaque nacelle]

My cheese encompasses all things. –Cheese Man 7:156

[dire tinsel]

Ohm

I have been summoned

[next sedge]

Cheese is but a gateway to greater things - cheese man

[dire tinsel]

Wait a sec

[next sedge]

My holiness 🙏

[opaque nacelle]

The truth is from your Cheese, so do not be among the doubters. –Cheese Man 3:60

[dire tinsel]

Ohm

I am here

[next sedge]

Cheese man does not work, cheese man does not think the same way we think, he thinks a lot more like Einstein does, though cheese man's intelligence extends beyond our plane of thought

that is the most known example of intelligence i could think of for the weak minded like us

[dire tinsel]

Cheese man shall.now sing

Bara bara bere

Bere bere bere

Done

[next sedge]

🙏 Amen, brother, prepare your eyes and ears

That was a beautiful rendition of the Let it Cheese

this is me every second of my life

i need cheese man

[dire tinsel]

I am sorry son

But cheese man is being used in food

Please

Help cheese man

[next sedge]

Entire cities will fall before you

[dire tinsel]

AAAAaaaaaa...

[opaque nacelle]

Don't be afraid of death, your body is just a bridge for the holyness of cheese –Cheese Man 7:55

[next sedge]

your consumers will rest atop a pile of other consumers who were ignorant

[next sedge]

Amen 🙏 Thank you father

[opaque nacelle]

Don't worry, cheesy.

[next sedge]

The cheese religion helps me find comfort and security in something greater than myself

it is my honour, my privilege, to do by cheese as I would do by myself

[opaque nacelle]

The Great Lord Cheese Man seeks to help us in our difficult times.

We shall not push him away from us.

We shall let him enter our cheese and bless it.

Every day, every hour, every minute and every second.

Fear we shall not.

[next sedge]

🙏 Amen

[opaque nacelle]

🙏 Amen

[next sedge]

Thank you again father, you have blessed me with the wise teachings of the cheese man, may I say a few words?

[opaque nacelle]

Surely, cheesy.

Feel free to express your great devotion towards our lord.

[dire tinsel]

Ohmmm

Hello my children

[opaque nacelle]

My lord.

I bow before your greatness.

[dire tinsel]

Thank thee

-dances in cheese

[next sedge]

When I was just but a little boy I was lost, alone, my father was a druggie so he couldn't help me much and my mum...well, let's just say...the alcohol was more important to her than her own short life but then the cheese man came to me, he showed me the light, helped me improve my life, helped me lift myself away from my unfortunate circumstances

thank you holiness, and thank you father for allowing me to speak about the cheese man

[opaque nacelle]

🙏 Amen

[next sedge]

🙏 Amen

[dire tinsel]

Amen

[next sedge]

It is our greatness, it is our cheese man

I am honoured by you being here at our service

thank you for gracing us

[dire tinsel]

My children

I request you grow our cult

I mean

[opaque nacelle]

Do what is beautiful. Cheese Man loves those who do what is beautiful. –Cheese Man 2:195

[dire tinsel]

Our religion

[next sedge]

Expand the cheese man worship to the cheese eaters?

Do they deserve forgiveness my holiness?

[dire tinsel]

Ues

All shall have two chances

Except jim

[next sedge]

Fine your holiness, I will try my best to help them learn the way

Shall we migrate to #🌎general?

[dire tinsel]

You shall

But

Do not spam

[next sedge]

Of course not father, I do not wish to evoke the wrath of this lands enforcers 🙏

I too bow before you, your greatness

[wraith trail]

Disgusting

[silver flint]

"Emm... DM are there any hot girls I can seduce?"

[opaque nacelle]

CHEESE MAN

you were delicious

I am your new lord

[clear spear]

I'm a cheesetarian with means I only eat cheese

[opaque nacelle]

Same

I AM BREAD

THE NEW LORD

[pseudo mortar]

Bread and cheese makes the tummy full

[opaque nacelle]

Cheese is bad when not in sandwich-Bread

[pseudo mortar]

And my tummy needs filling

[clear spear]

@opaque nacelle you are right I must only eat cheese on bread

[stray girder]

ayo??

[pseudo mortar]

If people are saying they are cheese and bread, then I'm going to trust them.

[stray girder]

I am toaster

[pseudo mortar]

How do you feel about grilled cheese?

[clear spear]

Only if it's and open face

[stray girder]

good- but sticky

[pseudo mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/grilled-cheese-cheesy-sandwich-grilled-cheese-sandwich-grilled-cheese-sandwich-day-gif-24183978

[versed sequoia]

Anybody needs gold ?

I got around 15000

[rare willow]

Good day, everyone

[pseudo mortar]

Care for some grilled cheese? I still have some leftover.

[rare willow]

Let's

[pseudo mortar]

🥪

[rare willow]

Thanks

[tranquil elbow]

That’s the best part

[pseudo mortar]

Is cheese good in grilled cheese? And, more importantly, is grilled cheese good when it's in people's stomachs?

[heady nimbus]

Uh

Health wise

not really

Taste wise, you can't taste it if it's in ur stomach

[supple wolf]

Grilled cheese is for when you've given up for the day and it's only 2pm

[brisk cedar]

tavern lore 👍

am i about to get roasted by my bad writing

[fresh blaze]

Its cool

[brisk cedar]

i started like 15 mins ago

💀

planning on making it like something round 50-70 pages long

cause why not

WHY SHOULDNT I SUFFER?!?!

[fresh blaze]

Man,

[glass fox]

Tbh compared to other stuff I’ve read this is perfect

[brisk cedar]

i am able to get good stories, but uhh, my writing sucks

should i ping snek so he would see this

[glass fox]

Sure

Do it

Although is this a bit of a self insert?

[brisk cedar]

not really, not like im gonna be selling that, its an experiment

on world building

im doing

seems to be going great

[glass fox]

No self insert like putting yourself in the story

Cause of the protagonist

[brisk cedar]

oh right

i did not insert myself into the story

i aint spoiling anything tho

[grim dust]

https://tenor.com/view/thriller-michael-jackson-eating-popcorn-watching-gif-5577709

[grim dust]

How can I join a Guild?

[opaque nacelle]

Invite, i think.

[grim dust]

Ohh thanks

Can I upgrade my equipments?

[gleaming yacht]

yes use gems

[grim dust]

Ty for the tip

[gleaming yacht]

👍

[grizzled grove]

A

[glass fox]

E

[grizzled totem]

::)))

Chat klass 😎

[glass fox]

Huh?

[valid widget]

how do I use food?

[opaque nacelle]

_u food

in case it is cooked _u cfood

[valid widget]

thank you

aight anyways time to go back to being dumb orc

[brisk cedar]

@twilit patio tavern lore (real)

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/1snek-equals1snek-snek-sneks-the-sneks-snek-nft-gif-23486127

[brisk cedar]

snonks

indeed

[valid widget]

snonks going up or something i dont know I’m a orc without a village

[brisk cedar]

i am an unlicensed bartender and i am willing to serve you something

[brisk cedar]

i do not know the context

[valid widget]

Yes serve me up a drink please

[opaque nacelle]

I'm a guy

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

[brisk cedar]

aight whats ya poison?

[valid widget]

Ale

[brisk cedar]

servin' up

that'll be approximately 4 denars

[valid widget]

the heck I could’ve sworn I brought some money

[brisk cedar]

...

[valid widget]

now mey poket empty

do you accept gold or silver?

[brisk cedar]

denars

denars are denars

you either have em

or you dont

[opaque nacelle]

Ah

Adamantine

[valid widget]

I don’t have any denars

[brisk cedar]

2 gold then

[valid widget]

how do I view my inventory?

nevermind not feeling like drinken have the one gold, keep it, I’ll just talk bout my day I guess

also how do I equip the bow I received

[opaque nacelle]

How are you doing

?

[valid widget]

very fine

[stray girder]

sssssssssstonksss

[opaque nacelle]

Hi

[stray girder]

cleans tables

[opaque nacelle]

Ok

[grim dust]

@opaque nacelle you joined the raid?

[opaque nacelle]

Yes

[grim dust]

may we live to the end

[opaque nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/prob-proboscis-monkey-nosaty-kahau-nosaty-kahau-gif-23018177

[gleaming yacht]

hi

[grim dust]

Hello

[opaque nacelle]

hi

[gleaming yacht]

🤓

[opaque nacelle]

[fresh blaze]

[grim dust]

[glass fox]

[grim dust]

Bartender

Can you give me a drink?

[glass fox]

Sure

What would you like?

[grim dust]

A Bloody Mary

[glass fox]

Hm

[grim dust]

Out of stock?

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/bloodymar-ted-gif-14847545

This?

[grim dust]

That's too much

But I'll take it

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/blood-mary-cocktail-smirnoff-gif-11936028

[grim dust]

Dwarves must eat alot to get bigger and stronger

[fresh blaze]

Bartender- do you wonder what's it like being controlled by a god who would soon drop a nuke on us for fun

[glass fox]

Not really

Cause if the god did drop a nuke on us I would be too dead to be concerned

[grim dust]

Damn

[fresh blaze]

[grim dust]

The Bloody Mary is good bartender

[glass fox]

That’s great

[grim dust]

How much do I owe ya?

[glass fox]

It cost 3 gold

[grim dust]

_give 3gold @glass fox

Can I give gold?

Silly me

[glass fox]

Thanks

[fresh blaze]

for reals- this is the purpose of gold?

[grim dust]

I think it's for upgrades

[glass fox]

Nope

[fresh blaze]

lol ok

[glass fox]

This is just roleplay you don’t need to use actual gold

[grim dust]

I got 9999 gold

[glass fox]

Gold is used for _contact and buying things from others and to just look rich

[fresh blaze]

Ah

[grim dust]

Hey Bartender can I have a cup of coffee??

Please

[glass fox]

Sure

[grim dust]

And do you have a music box here?

I would love to listen to some Jazz while I drink my coffee

[fresh blaze]

We have bards I guess

[grim dust]

Didn't see any bards around here

Maybe they went extinct

[fresh blaze]

Ah, the annual coin flip

[grim dust]

Where did the Bartender go?

[fresh blaze]

Died

Died from nearby acid geyser

[grim dust]

Imagine dying from acid

[fresh blaze]

and his favorited

so were all gonna die

[grim dust]

Damn

I guess this is it

[fresh blaze]

dont worry- the might hand would create civilization again as we know it

[grim dust]

I hope they won't make errors but that's impossible

I guess everything has a flaw

[fresh blaze]

I hope they dont install unstable mods

and give us wacky traits

[grim dust]

I would love that

[fresh blaze]

I sure you do-

I already have the dumb trait

but im holy

[grim dust]

I have that trait and I also have the lazy trait

Also the unlucky trait but I have the Attractive trait

[glass fox]

Lol sorry @grim dust I have some irl stuff to do

[grim dust]

Understandable chief

MoNKe would Like to act Fancy with a very fine Cup of Coffee

[fresh blaze]

Would u want a ray gun

Imagine if there's ray gun on the bot

[grim dust]

What will you do if you have one?

[fresh blaze]

[grim dust]

Genocide

[opaque nacelle]

Hi people

[glass fox]

Welp @grim dust u still want a coffee?

[grim dust]

Sure

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-kiss-gif-24263273

[grim dust]

Thanks

[glass fox]

We are out of milk so it’s black coffee

[grim dust]

It's fine I like it bitter

[warm spruce]

[grim dust]

[warm spruce]

fking steam server

i cant buy anything

[fresh blaze]

[brisk cedar]

tavern lore part 2

[glass fox]

Hm I would kind of recommend that you split up the first paragraph and the second last 1 is kind of just an information bomb you should try to say it more naturally

[brisk cedar]

its not first person narrative

im currently leaning towards worldbuilding

[glass fox]

I know it’s just like you randomly added a dictionary definition

[brisk cedar]

i do not know if i should however, switch to first person narrative

[brisk cedar]

did you see the context

[glass fox]

Don’t worry though I still respect and applaud your work I’m just trying to give constructive criticism

[brisk cedar]

the definition is worldbuilding

yeah i know

its not like this is gonna go public

just a lil experiment in worldbuilding

and seeing my experience in writing

cause i've been passionate about it for quite a while now

[glass fox]

Well anyway it’s pretty good and I hope you continue

[glass fox]

Nah first person is pretty weird but 3rd person isn’t that bad

[brisk cedar]

first person is for character driven stories

its like uhhm, well not that simple

[pseudo mortar]

What about second person?

[glass fox]

Hm it seems that you then know more then me

[glass fox]

Is there such a thing?

[pseudo mortar]

Yes

[brisk cedar]

there is not a narrative thats second person

thats not really a narrative you can make-

[pseudo mortar]

It exists in very few books

[glass fox]

Describe it to me

[pseudo mortar]

Exactly

[glass fox]

Nvm then

So it’s just descriptions?

[brisk cedar]

you made it up on the spot

didnt you?

[pseudo mortar]

Sort of

[pseudo mortar]

No

I'm just using knowledge of what other people have said about a particular book written partly in second person

[brisk cedar]

is second-person narrative like a mix of first person narrative and third person narrative

[glass fox]

Please compared to the stuff I’ve seen uploaded to fanfiction.net yours is professional

[pseudo mortar]

Sort of

[glass fox]

I once found one with literally no punctuation of any kind

[brisk cedar]

oh second person is addressing the reader

[pseudo mortar]

Yeah

It's someone telling you the story

[brisk cedar]

i havent even made a ten page book

💀

[brisk cedar]

so basically story-telling in a book

thats an interesting concept

maybe will fiddle around with it in the future

[brisk cedar]

dunno how whatsoever, i started around march

i have not even made

stuff

for like

2 weeks

im pretty judgy of myself

wrong channel

[valid widget]

how do I get tokens?

[pseudo mortar]

Win a war

If you do, I do not suggest you create a guild

You can get a lot more money by selling the token, and then you can join a guild

But if you start a guild of your own it is unlikely you will be able to expand or upgrade your guild

[valid widget]

I see a few unclaimed tiles

[pseudo mortar]

So?

If you win a war, it'll be because you got lucky

[warm spruce]

[valid widget]

true but I can also prepare before hand correct

[pseudo mortar]

Yeah but you probably won't get lucky twice

At least not in a reasonable amount of time

[valid widget]

alright I see your point there

but how would I join a clan

[pseudo mortar]

Find a guild leader

[warm spruce]

Meet a guild master

or aristocrats

[valid widget]

ahh that makes enough sense

[pseudo mortar]

Unfortunately most of them aren't active very much because they're waiting for SB 2, but if you find someone who is a part of the guild you want to join you can ask them to contact someone else

[valid widget]

how long would it typically take an orc to fully heal

[pseudo mortar]

For you, you would have to eat 4 food to reach full health

There is no natural regeneration, if that's what you were asking

[valid widget]

oh

[valid widget]

how the fuck do I equip my silver bow and the copper boots

[pseudo mortar]

Do _i e to see their item IDs, then _equip [item ID]

[clear spear]

Hello

[stable copper]

hi

[clear spear]

Hello human

[vernal ferry]

[abstract bronze]

Hm

[tough shadow]

Hmmmmmm

[velvet basalt]

[grim dust]

Somebody cursed me

[velvet basalt]

[grim dust]

I don't know how I got the Unlucky, Maddened, and Tiny trait

[velvet basalt]

some one curse you if have that kind of trait

[grim dust]

[pseudo mortar]

It was The Demon

[grim dust]

The Demon?

Who's that

[pseudo mortar]

Currently known as KinTrasen

They curse dwarves for absolutely no reason other than because they can

They're a real asshole

[grim dust]

Damn I should've picked Human

Or Elve

[pseudo mortar]

That's the kind of thinking that made them start doing this

[warm flame]

demon from orc species monke

oh yeah

~monke

[pseudo mortar]

People would arbitrarily curse elves until people starting deleting they're elf characters and becoming dwarves

So The Demon thought that this justified them to bully dwarves

[grim dust]

Curses!!!

[velvet basalt]

only 2 in raid

[grim dust]

We'll die

[grim dust]

I can delete my character?

[pseudo mortar]

Depends on who's in the raid

[pseudo mortar]

I don't suggest it

[grim dust]

Me with 1 Hp 1Stamina and 1Mana

[pseudo mortar]

I gave you 100 food at the beginning which was a huge buff, but I can't and won't give you any more

[pseudo mortar]

I can fix that you know

[grim dust]

Thanks for the food

I can focus on mining metals

[warm flame]

i dont have school for the next 2 days

[grim dust]

You have that power?

[pseudo mortar]

Well, I have money, and if I give that money to you you'll have that power

[grim dust]

Damn you're too kind bro, but you helped me enough by giving me a hundred cooked food

[pseudo mortar]

No, I help people get rid of unfairly cast debufs

[grim dust]

I see you're a fellow dwarf

I planned to be a Dwarf General someday

[pseudo mortar]

?

[abstract bronze]

Ok

[teal spoke]

imagine playing sb

[glass fox]

Does that mean sb2 is dropping soon?

[brisk cedar]

no way, sb2!?!?!?!?!?!?

[glass fox]

Oh hey shrimp

[brisk cedar]

👋

[opaque nacelle]

Can i have fake gold

[brisk cedar]

thats like... unprofessional as hell

[teal spoke]

if soon means a very long time then yes

[glass fox]

Ah OK well take your time

[junior lantern]

https://c.tenor.com/bk_mMXce4x8AAAAM/reporter-hide.gif

Breaking news

White imposter is here

[grim dust]

https://tenor.com/view/camouflage-gif-11075451

[glass fox]

~monke

[junior lantern]

~big peepee

Lmao this is a joke

PLS don't kill me

I have a wife and child at home

[glass fox]

Wishful thinking

[junior lantern]

Money i can smell you

[glass fox]

Also please we all know ur most likely virgin

[junior lantern]

I am a virgin

[grim dust]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-monkey-puppet-meme-awkward-gif-15268759

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/no-shit-sherlock-genius-sherlock-holmes-big-brain-gif-21242595

[junior lantern]

Why?

What's wrong

[junior lantern]

Come on that's directly stolen from a movie called robo cop

[glass fox]

Lmao I didn’t know that

[grim dust]

Don't turn into a psycho comrade

[junior lantern]

What?

Wdym

[grim dust]

[lucid vortex]

🍿

[fresh blaze]

[gleaming yacht]

Wad the f

[grim dust]

@glass fox where are you?

[glass fox]

I'm here

Sorry was out

[glass fox]

You still there?

[grim dust]

Living and breathing

[glass fox]

Ah good

[glass fox]

So did u finish the gems?

[grim dust]

Not yet

Should I gamble it all?

[glass fox]

How many left?

[grim dust]

_i G

_i g

[glass fox]

Lol

[grim dust]

Oof

122

[glass fox]

K

You can keep 70

[grim dust]

Oh really? Thanks

[glass fox]

Np

How's the gear looking?

[grim dust]

Looking good

[glass fox]

I think I might give u my amulet

[grim dust]

Why?

It's yours

[glass fox]

To upgrade

Lol

And you can then give my boots back

[cyan moth]

oh

i got cursed

[warm flame]

idk who did that

honestly i thought you randomly casted curse on someone

[tough shadow]

Man I keep missing all the raids

[grim dust]

I always wait for the next raid

[warm flame]

pog im wolf rank

[grim dust]

Congrats

[warm flame]

hey hamza i request to have access to sb2

[glass fox]

Congrats on wolf minain

[grim dust]

@glass fox finished your gear

[final harness]

I need dust

[warm flame]

ngl blue lazy

[grim dust]

Nah thanks to Blue I got stronger

[warm flame]

you could've just straight up took his items

ya didnt think of that?

[grim dust]

I got no use of it

It's not mine

[warm flame]

annnnnnnnnnnd what were those

[grim dust]

Just some gears

[warm flame]

annnnnd how many gems were on them

[grim dust]

15

All three

[warm flame]

oh wow thats weak nvm

[full stirrup]

Drunjus

[glass fox]

K thanks

[glass fox]

Stfu

[junior lantern]

https://c.tenor.com/9yWHfNd0RWsAAAAM/reappear-appear.gif

Hello

[grim dust]

Hey your back

[junior lantern]

Yeah

[junior lantern]

Are there any bartenders hre

[glass fox]

There’s me

[junior lantern]

Ok

[glass fox]

Im blue if you didn’t know

[junior lantern]

Hi blue if you didn't know

[glass fox]

Ugh nvm

[warm flame]

I have 39 gems on my bow

[glass fox]

I have over 40

[warm flame]

Prove it

[junior lantern]

Are you bartender

[glass fox]

How I wish jimono was on

[junior lantern]

https://c.tenor.com/htL3gXib4mUAAAAM/deepest-sword-dragon.gif

[dry path]

https://tenor.com/view/spiral-gif-19648140

[junior lantern]

SUSY BAKA

[warm flame]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[glass fox]

Where is snek at?

[warm flame]

he was last online like 4 hours ago

[glass fox]

Oh

So has your envy subsided then?

[warm flame]

no

[glass fox]

You can’t hate someone for their luck

And if you do make the channel laggy again just to get at me I will ping a mod so…

[eager solar]

What did u get lucky on?

[glass fox]

Getting wise trait early and getting free gear from ppl I befriended I think

[mossy bison]

sup

[glass fox]

Free drinks for 2 minutes

[fresh blaze]

[mossy bison]

I like milk

[grim dust]

Gibe me a drink bartender

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/glass-of-milk-milk-pour-some-milk-gimme-some-milk-beautylicious-gif-16611440

[mossy bison]

I'm allergic to alcohol sadly

[glass fox]

What type?

[fresh blaze]

Banana shake

[grim dust]

Bourbon

[glass fox]

Im underage and working at a bar…

[mossy bison]

this milk slimy

[grim dust]

And I would like to have a vodka as well

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/ya-tomaste-tu-licuado-you-already-had-your-smoothie-smoothie-shake-delicious-gif-16160695

[fresh blaze]

Sip

[mossy bison]

chocolate

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/vodka-stolichnaya-vodka-time-wodka-russian-vodka-gif-22958058

[grim dust]

Thanks comrade

[fresh blaze]

Oi taste great mate

[mossy bison]

hahaha

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/शराब-दारू-ड्रिंक्स-विस्की-पीना-gif-14440570

[glass fox]

Idk I just searched banana shake

[mossy bison]

Can I have some Mars sand pls

[fresh blaze]

So why we here

[grim dust]

https://tenor.com/view/russia-fasnacht-fasnet-saufi-sauf-gif-20636726

[grim dust]

Just to suffer

[glass fox]

All out, our resident alien hasn’t got back for their last trip yet

[mossy bison]

photo you took is chocolate who will its banana with no yellow

[glass fox]

To chat, you’re the one who brought us here in the first place

[grim dust]

Sips

[fresh blaze]

yes

[mossy bison]

one you gave me is Africa sand

[fresh blaze]

I am sorry I asked a ssilly question

[grim dust]

Thanks for the free drink

[mossy bison]

WTH

[glass fox]

Yeah no more free drinks time is up

[fresh blaze]

comes with infection

[mossy bison]

my banana go jiggle it fold I like to see you wiggle wiggle you know

[grim dust]

U want me to die eh

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-stormtrooper-sand-playing-in-sand-beach-gif-17569243

[fresh blaze]

wanna die together

[grim dust]

Nah I got big plans

[mossy bison]

I like it painless

[glass fox]

You dare insult the taverns drink quality

[fresh blaze]

Wanna live together

[grim dust]

Are you serious?

[fresh blaze]

I just casted something in it

[glass fox]

I mean I am a pilot so I know I won’t die alone

[mossy bison]

nah tax comming at 18

[fresh blaze]

just a little prank

[mossy bison]

can I have loli pop

pop

[grim dust]

Heh like that would come true

[fresh blaze]

what-

[mossy bison]

:>

[fresh blaze]

ayo

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/lollipop-sweets-candy-gif-11707048

[grim dust]

https://tenor.com/view/spitting-coffee-fbi-agent-gif-24958047

[mossy bison]

you got the wrong one

[glass fox]

Sounds like something a murderer would say

Oh crap just realised why lollipop it is

[mossy bison]

bruh hahahhahah

HAHAHAHHA

[glass fox]

Should I leave it there?

[grim dust]

Yeah she wants me dead

[mossy bison]

yea better

[glass fox]

Oh well it’s gone now

[mossy bison]

RIP Loli pop with susy shape rainbow LIVE 7sec

[glass fox]

Why (also did you assume their gender? It’s likely that they are actually male lol)

https://tenor.com/view/candy-sucker-lips-lick-suck-gif-12676922

[mossy bison]

only know 2gender ather is cult

[mossy bison]

yea this prob make you ban Hahahhaha

[fresh blaze]

ayo that's kinda

[grim dust]

That person is crazy(not really)

[glass fox]

Rather muted or warned

[glass fox]

You were talking about atomic right?

[abstract bronze]

Hm

[glass fox]

Yes really

[glass fox]

Hi

[abstract bronze]

Hi

[mossy bison]

nothing interesting here

just innocent conversations

[glass fox]

Except for this

[grim dust]

You don't know atomic

[abstract bronze]

[glass fox]

Correct

[mossy bison]

can I have milk normal

[glass fox]

This is mosishisad on weekend nights

[mossy bison]

:>

ayoo

[glass fox]

Ayo where did everyone go

[mossy bison]

in my basement aswell

[glass fox]

You said you wanted slimy milk

[mossy bison]

huh where

didn't say that

[glass fox]

You edited

Dammit I should have taken a screenshot

[mossy bison]

its prank look (edited)

see

[glass fox]

Sure…

[mossy bison]

no different

:>

[glass fox]

|| I don’t believe you ||

[mossy bison]

why tho

[fresh blaze]

Look there's a giant hand in the sky

[mossy bison]

can I send like YouTube link here?

[mossy bison]

godz hand

[glass fox]

Hm @fresh blaze Monke called you she, were they right?

[fresh blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/worldbox-gif-25380464

[fresh blaze]

Yes

[glass fox]

You want to Rick roll?

[mossy bison]

man predicted my move

[glass fox]

Discord female confirmed

[mossy bison]

[fresh blaze]

Man, we can't just take a break

[glass fox]

Nope

[fresh blaze]

Im a boy*

:)

[glass fox]

I knew it

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-god-get-the-camera-gif-14326300

[mossy bison]

im dead...

[fresh blaze]

Good much better

[mossy bison]

I guess girl never exists in discord

bruh stop

I alr trow that

[fresh blaze]

Yes

[mossy bison]

:>

[glass fox]

That wasn’t what I wanted to send

[mossy bison]

dont tell me missclick

[glass fox]

Ye

Let’s try again

[mossy bison]

nah

[glass fox]

Dammit why won’t it just show a link

[mossy bison]

how you make it black and you need to click it

[glass fox]

Put a || on each side of the text

[dry path]

True

[mossy bison]

oh ty wait here for sec

[glass fox]

Sad

[glass fox]

Oh no

[fresh blaze]

[mossy bison]

it got remove

WTH

[glass fox]

That’s not atomic

[glass fox]

Auto mod lol

[mossy bison]

dammmmm

that sad

[glass fox]

Atleast u didn’t get auto banned

[mossy bison]

yea

[fresh blaze]

[mossy bison]

to make it so it wont show the hole thing add <oehdhowudhfi>

[glass fox]

Much better female imposter

[mossy bison]

lol

[fresh blaze]

why is gender such a big gossip lol

[glass fox]

It isn’t

Just I’ve never found a dc female I thought I had met someone rare

[mossy bison]

I'm only getting silver iron everytime I mine 💀

[glass fox]

Oof

[fresh blaze]

dc?

[glass fox]

And also I’m just joking around

[glass fox]

Discord

[mossy bison]

same

I'll do dungeon wait guys

set me some ice milk wit coffee I'll me right back

[glass fox]

K

[fresh blaze]

Go bring us rats

[glass fox]

Delicious roast rat

[mossy bison]

NOOOOOOOOOÒO!!!

I lost stamina

and rat king durable

[mossy bison]

cook dog better

gtg ama eat the lollipop makes me hungry

[glass fox]

Ahh

[brisk cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-cat-gif-22139058

welp uhhm, that was an awkward entry to this channel

[eager solar]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-yo-cat-hat-hey-gif-12917438

[brisk cedar]

a thing ive strung up quickly cause i have been pretty inactive for awhile, this is mainly me working on Tavernsland, aka a personal project to make the #🍻tavern channel have some lore

[brisk cedar]

👋

[steep current]

What is this place

[pseudo mortar]

The Tavern

[steep current]

What you do here?

[brisk cedar]

uhh

this has devolved to like a second general

[steep current]

Oh

[glass fox]

Since when?

[brisk cedar]

🤷

[warm flame]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-spinning-horizontally-gif-25424411

[woven lotus]

el ratto

[mossy bison]

appreciate if someone donated food for me I mean Africa give it to me den I give to Africa

:>

[abstract bronze]

[warm flame]

https://tenor.com/view/nick-young-question-marks-what-excuse-me-huh-gif-4486363

[abstract bronze]

[velvet basalt]

[warm spruce]

Dont flooding the chat with emotes

[warm flame]

i legit took a nap for 40 minutes and still have a headache

[warm spruce]

I just spent 8 hours for cleaning shit in game all night and slept for 2 hours

[abstract bronze]

rip

[keen hazel]

You have my undying support

[glass fox]

Just one thing, I see you are using hyphens to show dialogue. Basically what you have done is make parentheses instead.

But yes you also have my support

[abstract bronze]

Hm

[brisk cedar]

im getting a bunch of positive support

💀

[glass fox]

Skull?

[brisk cedar]

pretty irregular for me

[glass fox]

Are you displeased with my criticism?

[brisk cedar]

not really

[glass fox]

Ok I gtg

Bye

[brisk cedar]

👋

[tender plinth]

Milk and Cinnamon Toast Crunch

And yes I am a cannibal

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/cannibal-hannibal-hannibal-lecter-lecter-mads-mikkelsen-gif-19542380

[lavish drift]

oops

[junior lantern]

@glass fox
https://c.tenor.com/ScO52e_roDgAAAAM/the-mandalorian-enters-dramatically.gif

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/the-mandalorian-mandalorian-star-wars-sigh-sighs-gif-24483727

[junior lantern]

Can i get beer

[glass fox]

Sure

https://tenor.com/view/whiskey-drink-beer-bubbles-gif-17513913

[junior lantern]

Thanks

How much does this cost

[glass fox]

Nvm wrong gif

[glass fox]

5 gold

[junior lantern]

🤨

[junior lantern]

Oh alright

https://c.tenor.com/nR_WftNkN68AAAAM/gold-bullion-gold.gif

Keep the change

https://c.tenor.com/H93BFlUesFoAAAAM/leaves-chat-leaves-dramatically.gif

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/hevar-bow-hevar-bow-gif-23829347

[junior lantern]

I forgot to tell you something

[glass fox]

Yes?

[junior lantern]

One of the barrel of beer have a landmine

https://c.tenor.com/H93BFlUesFoAAAAM/leaves-chat-leaves-dramatically.gif

[glass fox]

Ah crap again?

[grim dust]

Got any seltzer?

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-seltzer-bubbles-water-fizz-gif-15695817

[glass fox]

Land mines haven’t been invented yet though

[grim dust]

Thanks bartender

[glass fox]

Np

[grim dust]

Maybe he's from the future

[glass fox]

So he came from the future just to put a land mine in my beer?

[junior lantern]

No

Some random idiot brought a landmine in the beer

[glass fox]

Sure…

You probs have a tavern too and you’re trying to sabotage my business

[junior lantern]

Lmao

steps on landmine

[grim dust]

Ahahahaha maybe he runs a tavern too

[fresh blaze]

In this world it does

[grim dust]

Noooo imposter

[junior lantern]

im screwed

[glass fox]

This place is mad

[grim dust]

[glass fox]

No more legs

[junior lantern]

im really fucked up

[fresh blaze]

someone applied madness hahah

[glass fox]

Or vital organs

[junior lantern]

If i move

I'll probably die

[glass fox]

_cast madness all

[fresh blaze]

let's end his misery

[junior lantern]

Wait

Tell my wife and child i love them

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/put-them-out-of-their-misery-get-it-over-it-just-do-it-end-it-finished-gif-14792273

[fresh blaze]

yeah- i'll tell them Im their new papa

[grim dust]

How??

[fresh blaze]

[junior lantern]

You son of a-

https://c.tenor.com/FtTDZHamWbMAAAAM/explode-dynamite.gif

[fresh blaze]

[junior lantern]

https://c.tenor.com/l3A-JiApbOYAAAAM/undertaker-still-alive.gif

I'm going to pull out your intestines

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-your-father-darth-vader-gif-13250196

[grim dust]

Oh no

He's immortal

[junior lantern]

Is whipping time

[glass fox]

And invulnerable

[glass fox]

I had nothing to do with it

[junior lantern]

https://c.tenor.com/1XcK_sxXvYEAAAAM/hotdog-hotdogs.gif

[grim dust]

Whooping someone's bussum

Oh noo

[junior lantern]

@fresh blaze
https://c.tenor.com/kUv0ib9CgY4AAAAM/whip-fire-whip.gif

[grim dust]

https://tenor.com/view/hide-blend-in-in-disguise-outdoor-vent-fail-army-gif-14793817

[glass fox]

Ayo @grim dust Did you know you’re married?

[grim dust]

Yeah I know

[junior lantern]

@fresh blaze
https://c.tenor.com/kUv0ib9CgY4AAAAM/whip-fire-whip.gif

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[junior lantern]

It works for me

[fresh blaze]

Ur children need cooked food

our*

soviet union anthem

[junior lantern]

https://c.tenor.com/P-brVOL7poAAAAAM/ours-communism.gif

[grim dust]

What? I have kids??

[fresh blaze]

yes

[glass fox]

If we’re soviet then someone share their “our” gaming pc with me

[fresh blaze]

@lavish drift @ebon patio

[grim dust]

I don't remember touching you

[fresh blaze]

also voker

[grim dust]

Hey they stole my gold

[junior lantern]

https://c.tenor.com/P-brVOL7poAAAAAM/ours-communism.gif

[fresh blaze]

there just borrowing from their papa

[glass fox]

No no I remember you guys came to the tavern one night and got way to drunk

[junior lantern]

That's what she said

[grim dust]

Thanks for everything

[fresh blaze]

voker is our special child

[junior lantern]

Does voker have a healthy finger

[grim dust]

No child of mine gets catfished

[glass fox]

Mentally challenged?

[grim dust]

Maybe

[fresh blaze]

he has a lot of bad traits

smh

[junior lantern]

Does voker have good fingers

[fresh blaze]

I thought ur dead

[grim dust]

Oh shoot

[glass fox]

Does smh mean shake my head or so much hate?

[junior lantern]

Tell me or I'LL whip Monkee

I also brought a new whip

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-hide-you-didnt-see-anything-penguins-of-madagascar-gif-15123878

[fresh blaze]

He has medium fingers

[junior lantern]

Good
https://c.tenor.com/gC3Gf7Z0HP4AAAAM/outlast-game.gif

[grim dust]

I'd rather not tell

[glass fox]

Yeah I did send another employee to make sure you guys got home alright and let’s just say they saw a bit too much

[junior lantern]

Is a upgraded fire whip

[grim dust]

Lesson learned don't drink too much

[junior lantern]

Wanna try out my whip

[grim dust]

No I'm not a masochist

[fresh blaze]

[glass fox]

Awe but kids are so cute when they were conceived because of a mistake

[junior lantern]

WELL TOO BAD
https://c.tenor.com/kUv0ib9CgY4AAAAM/whip-fire-whip.gif

[fresh blaze]

U like swinging that whip much huh

[grim dust]

That's more sad and painful

[junior lantern]

Yes

[grim dust]

https://tenor.com/view/ultra-instinct-goku-dbs-super-saiyan-gif-11805690

[junior lantern]

https://c.tenor.com/4pTnh5i7hAoAAAAM/grandpa-belt.gif

[grim dust]

Grandad

From The Boondocks

[junior lantern]

Shut
https://c.tenor.com/3bTSH2Sp1s8AAAAM/belt-best.gif

[fresh blaze]

my dad uses a flipper

[grim dust]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[grim dust]

My dad always use a belt

[junior lantern]

That phone is old

My dad used a whip

And now he gave it to me

[fresh blaze]

what phone

[glass fox]

Eh my parents just used a wooden spoon

Or fishing rod

[grim dust]

Bonk

[junior lantern]

💀

[fresh blaze]

minecraft

[glass fox]

Lmao

[junior lantern]

Minscraft

[glass fox]

That’s not accurate and where’s the slight wet noise when it hits a body? Im speaking from experience

[junior lantern]

@grim dust

Has stepped on a landmine

[grim dust]

I remember shooting a gun one time

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-lava-dead-gif-18488732

[fresh blaze]

noooo my income- I mean my husband

[grim dust]

What

[junior lantern]

Monke

You stepped on a landmine

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/its-the-exact-same-thing-ian-carter-the-same-similar-equal-gif-16516466

[grim dust]

Is it old?

Or new

[junior lantern]

@grim dust
Is old but still in good shape

[brisk cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-cat-gif-22139058

[glass fox]

So do I, it was the day half of my school fell on the floor for some reason

[junior lantern]

@grim dust don't move

[grim dust]

It could be broken now

[fresh blaze]

who keeps putting landmines on this place

[junior lantern]

We don't know

[brisk cedar]

dunno

[junior lantern]

I dunno

Could be my brother

[fresh blaze]

Im good at minesweeper

[grim dust]

I did mine in a shooting range

[fresh blaze]

starts running around

ded

💥

[brisk cedar]

damn ur worse than blue

[grim dust]

Now??

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-hired-gif-11569036

[junior lantern]

@grim dust
https://c.tenor.com/FtTDZHamWbMAAAAM/explode-dynamite.gif

[brisk cedar]

pfft- you died

[grim dust]

Tell my wife I got no more money

[fresh blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/ion-cannon-explode-gif-16090411

[junior lantern]

Alright

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/fatty-dunk-fail-splat-gif-11096887

[grim dust]

https://tenor.com/view/revive-un-dies-revives-back-to-life-resurrect-gif-21804877

[junior lantern]

I'll put you back in resting place

https://c.tenor.com/kUv0ib9CgY4AAAAM/whip-fire-whip.gif

[grim dust]

https://tenor.com/view/im-dead-lol-laughing-lmao-omg-gif-16073564

[brisk cedar]

ill put you into the library

[grim dust]

https://tenor.com/view/revive-un-dies-revives-back-to-life-resurrect-gif-21804877

[junior lantern]

https://c.tenor.com/kUv0ib9CgY4AAAAM/whip-fire-whip.gif

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/lkol-i-told-you-commit-die-thanos-gif-16023400

[brisk cedar]

@junior lantern heres the library

[glass fox]

Hey

[junior lantern]

https://c.tenor.com/7crdHrZL5dsAAAAM/po-dies.gif

[brisk cedar]

sup

[brisk cedar]

revives

this aint that easy to stop

[junior lantern]

still desd

[glass fox]

What books do you like?

[junior lantern]

💀

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/status-tired-dead-haggard-gif-11733031

[junior lantern]

💀

[glass fox]

Ok bye

[junior lantern]

💀

[brisk cedar]

uhhhhm, not really a fan of reading all that much

[brisk cedar]

👍

[junior lantern]

https://c.tenor.com/l3A-JiApbOYAAAAM/undertaker-still-alive.gif

[brisk cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/poof-magic-smoke-disappear-gone-gif-16051238

[junior lantern]

https://c.tenor.com/H93BFlUesFoAAAAM/leaves-chat-leaves-dramatically.gif

[brisk cedar]

im leaving you with a cliff-hanger 😈

[brisk cedar]

suffer, for as my narrative is inconsistent and all over the place

😔

[glass fox]

But you want to write?

[brisk cedar]

yeah

[glass fox]

Strange

[brisk cedar]

i like reading at times, atm i dont rlly feel like it, as also my preferred genre is uhh

LIMITED to say the least

[glass fox]

And that genre is?

[brisk cedar]

pretty much bits of life

[glass fox]

Hm

[brisk cedar]

slow-paced with bits of everyday life

[glass fox]

The why is the lore you writing like pretty fast paced almost like planning?

[brisk cedar]

im just practicing

[glass fox]

Oh

[brisk cedar]

and i believe

its like what ppl would like

over my preference

[glass fox]

Ig

[brisk cedar]

it aint simple

just to say the least

[glass fox]

Yeah

You do you I guess

[wheat dirge]

any bartender online?

[grim dust]

@glass fox

A customer

[mossy bison]

is there girls here

[glass fox]

No

[glass fox]

Unfortunately no

[grim dust]

Sadly no

We don't know

[mossy bison]

[fresh blaze]

we'll never know

[glass fox]

I mean we might eventually

[fresh blaze]

when pigs fly

[glass fox]

Hm well I’m a female so where are the flying pigs?

[grim dust]

Lol

[grim dust]

I already know

[fresh blaze]

hun

[grim dust]

What

[fresh blaze]

🌯

shwarma

[grim dust]

Thanks