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meth
Drugs?
Inhaler and lean
Oh it's still a no
Oh no
Runs to him
Huh?
Hm

My father slammed a bottle of vodka over my head
1 bottle of coke pls
can i get uuhhhhhhhh
Good day lads who wants bronze?
Now the hell did I die against someone with 33 attack?
Someone help, I got an ad for feet pics on YouTube
XD
Ded?
they selling beer unsolicited
Hm
Get out
Idk theyāre immune to my spells so I canāt really hurt them
hmm
Ayo why u got no bad spells?
can any one fireball me ?
you want adamantine
hm
?
uhave food not cfood 
You want bronze?
you want adamantine?
Yeah

You want bronze?
@inland pulsar you want a silver ring?
I don't really need a ring thank you for the offer tho
damn
I have gold too if you want
Can't really make anything with gold so I'm selling it
_i r
I'm willing to trade my 22 bronze for dust
Nope
Hmm
congrats
gg
hello tavern
Hello
How, just how is it possible
doing multiple _b u 's
In raid does raids starts random or automatically time it?
The mods start it
Is it random?
I think the spells are random but not the raid
Raid happens every 7 hours I think
@glass fox RAID TIME
bye
pretty sure its random
anywhere from like
3-12 hours
whenever staff start it
but not automatic
quite long time ago
almost 3 months?
only war event is man-operate
fun
Raid now time to be the first guy fighting
How can u get 35 points eating cfood
Why mine is 25 points of stam and hp?
Regen trait

Yes
Damn
I'll take that-
Hm
Hmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
HmMmMmMm? 
Omagawd

hm
= p= but the tables need clean
= n= no it isnt
pats good boi
aa!- oh
Pay 2 gold and Iāll pretend I didnāt see anything
Or Iāll ping snek
oh-
Nvm I gtg so my plans to extort you are cancelled
sneaks back in and puts on mask while cleaning
why does sneki not want me to work while a little sick- it makes no sense -w-
thnx š
Thanks
Here's some money
https://c.tenor.com/Z9l4mDgxQEUAAAAM/gold.gif
Keep the block of gold
oi
can i get some whisky
the pornstar martini please
it actual drink
@twilit patio
PERKELE WHERE IS MY DRINK
cleaning huh- oh- right away sir sniff
why
why?

uhhh
hmm?
what is this
a tavern
bar stuff
and coffee
any recommendations?
if you want bar stuff I'd start with normal beer- but for coffee I'd go for the triple cream latte
yikes, thats not a lot of recommendations
could ye do the beer the olden' style?
im here to rest, been quite busy.
thanks, could i pay in denars?
you dont know denars, dont you?
good gods, thats expensive.
here ya go
pays
i expect high quality beer
wait I was looking at denors
mind if i ask, but could i get a job?
ah, i guess they own the place?
@twilit patio i wanna work here, do i fit for the job?
quickly hides
welp, atleast i tried.
you could be a blacksmith, heard those are needed
also who was it that summoned me?

not quite... certified to say the least.
oh no
i see
Beer
YOU!
why you here
hides again
6 more
Ayo
Im going to....
open your mouth, i will shove an anti-virus install disc down your throat >:(
HadhakabaBAB
https://c.tenor.com/cye-uHSPZvsAAAAM/poof-magic.gif
loaded firearms? heard those were outlawed here?
why are you using firearms even though they are outlawed
nuh uh I don't know if its compatible
you may be overreacting a bit...
open your mouth!
nu- sneeze
calls the police
bless you
@junior lantern pass me a spear will ya?
thanks = =
Sure
anyways opens front door
points spear at snek
The police are here
Mix is sick, i told him to not come and work while sick
this dummy toaster decided to ignore me

time to fight the police then
ill help
I just like doing this stuf-
I'll just disappear before they find me again
dont you dare
you are helping.
grabs you helping us fight off the cops now
u don't have to fight them
There's about 560 cops
7 armed with missiles
Most armed with m16 with toxic bullet
thats illegal
And 5 helicopter armed with mini guns
screw it we have a dragon
I know right
and dragon milk. . .
uh
you know what lets just serve them some beer
uh
They're breaking the door in 7 seconds..
nah, i aint lettin those blody bastards in!
im fighting 'ere
They're here!!!
https://c.tenor.com/1AhUNYnySx4AAAAM/f-bi-raid.gif
if y'all want, i got an escape route onto the high seas
AIGHT IM BAILING
runs thru the backdoor
AHH
goes on sailboat and sails into the high sea
i will fight this one specific cop
Ahh I'm in the rooftop...
https://c.tenor.com/1CdNZrhuIrEAAAAM/jose-madero-pepe-madero.gif
AYOO IM STILL UP HERE
What are yiu doing
you'll swing
Ok
i set the building on fire
im not paying the fees for the damage by the way
Im on the floor again
No
I'm going to get one of the swats gun
Oh shit they're still alive
no damage done whatsoever
get on my boat
ill rig this place with explosives
hides
Hey i See you over there
Ok
THE EXPLOSIVES WILL DETONATE IN 5 SECONDS
THEY HAVE THE ZOMBIE VIRUS
prepares sail
disarms bombs
I CAN'T SWIM
NO
I CAN'T SWIM
the tranport helicopter has arrived
Goodbye my friend
https://c.tenor.com/3RwaDRXw5LUAAAAM/maeiba-maeeiba.gif
grabs hand
not so fast
me in the tranport helicopter: anyone here
teleport to the british isle- and hes gone
time to set sail
OH
welp
The building is not exploded
ill be at sea for around, say 3 days?
What a miracle
Breaking news: tornado at sea
Im on the sail boat-
https://c.tenor.com/1CdNZrhuIrEAAAAM/jose-madero-pepe-madero.gif
loads save from before police got here
No i did
an destroyer was sailing by
no more ocean
įįØį¤ į¹į įį±įØįįį įįįį¾
we in tavern
I just altered the universe a bit
what about it
problem?
anyhow
Hm
I'll be waiting in England
viking time
an destroyer was sailing by
not here
Chad is in England
https://c.tenor.com/epNMHGvRyHcAAAAM/gigachad-chad.gif
make a thread and go outside
docks at an english beach
eats popcorn

Is the immortal queen
https://c.tenor.com/wf7OpyjorT0AAAAM/queen-elizabeth-the-second-queen-elizabeth.gif
yes
oh wait i meant to rp with my floppa account in my other device
proceeds to sack a lot of villages
well, now i have 2,000 denars
time to buy a rune-infused arming sword
im gonna join the rp if i reach level 10
ah yes
;)
We turned the tavern into a rp channel
ye
the tavern wasnt supposed to be used for rp?
Hm
looks at the d&d session on the table and takes Tylenol mnnh...
Tavern looks like it hasn't been damage at all
since when were you guys into d&d
But it does look like a murder scene
now we need an rp channel
we need this
Lol
i wasnt, i barely have even been here.
all of this rp you doing is just a d&d session on a table
Nice
Ayyy sooo close
yep
:} sus
Speaking of dnd, do u play?
did twice
Ayy nice, why only those tho?
Well goodbye
https://c.tenor.com/cye-uHSPZvsAAAAM/poof-magic.gif
ok
cleans tables = =
well uh, this was a wild ride.
hm
holding face and nose headache and sniffles are the worst =n <

Not this server dude
Anyway

Wait were they just straight up banned for 1 copypasta?
Nah he pasted all over the rooms
Ah
one for each rooms
and i just ban people who just came for trolling
not for enjoying worldbox
Nah makes sense
toast pops out
w<
TwT sniffle
you shouldn't work while sick -_-
Execute them for their disobedience
also I'm doing it anyway
bruh
-w- I gotta
Exactly, you are weak which means you donāt benefit us so itās not worth keeping you alive
bruh you killed our only barista
Gore bam
Ć -Ć
Wolverine is there lol

wait a sec
wth is that lol
crush it's skull with a rock
damn those muscles
@twilit patio you won at the wb world, now you rule a world in a box

thats a big ass navy
you literally did like 5 rebellions before conquering the world š
Bless you
thank you
/ -\ cleans and sniffs
would you like to order anything?
oh- kay kay.. puts mask on and washes hands then cooks
XD
wait- sunny side, boiled, soft boiled or scrambled
Sunny side
Thanks :)
^ w^ sniffles and cleans up
I forgot
TwT
Hmmm
Do you speak english?
yes
It is
hah

do you speak paƧoca
j
k
sniffle
Snek litterally just implodes
i got sick too TwT
where did i leave the god damn pill
Where my tissues at
sounds of glass breaking in the kitchen
XD
I haven't seen it either whistles suspiciously
Thanks
But they were for you though?
i can't find them!!!
nah i just have a bunch of tissues in storage
where's those healing potions?!
I meant I was getting you a tissue box lol
oh i though you needed some
sniffles
he wanted to hug even tho I said no T/-/T
shit did i forget them inside the dungeon
I ermmm can't get sick???
Well not like them
I have organic sickness too

The tissues wouldn't clean anything up other then maybe battery acid
F
XD
cleaning up
i gotta find them, they are kinda expensive and an awesome ingredient for drinks


T pT looks tired
goes through his files hmm..
Is that confirmation
yes
Storage Update
90% of storage in use is now Potion Finder Free.exe, 10% remaining
deletes potion finder
-
- goes and cleans more
Edit this to change the output of the custom command 12!
Eyo back whats up?
hey
Did Snek find all their potions?
Oh what happened? I'm sure no one didnāt do anything like delete a vital file or anything
sure
Right?
yes
I'll trust you I suppose
holding head nmmh...
Yo @stray girder, did you draw your pfp. I was just curious
more of assembled but yeah
Noice also your character looks really cool without the discord pfp decompress
Do you know how much that door cost?
It cost about my age
Oh, good to know
I accidentally trip off yo doormat that doesn't exist
Hi wyvern š
Yo anyone want to be turned into a mush
Im 3 years old

Bruh
.
I drank bleach and can't feel my lungs
I diagnosed you with genshin impact player
No
I prescribe you with touching grass and deleting genshin Impact
UNINSTALLING GENSHIN IMPACT
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HELLO
Idk
alr
Im going to #š°worldbox-casino
The one that tastes like mead
i have returned here
Aha so you did proceed to go here
could i get a beer
im still paying in denars though
Oh god
no thank you
changed fan
no
If I had img perms I'd slide you a corona beer rn
that would help
anyhow
Much better then furry beer
@stray girder im still waiting to pay
Bros shopping whist on discord
this is a tavern
1.5 denars
yes
@stray girder
Can i order lean
no
pays
What about a live octopus
Do you have a live octopus
I'd have to catch one
Ok
I installed a tv in the tavern
Without permission:)
T_T
well uhm
I made a worse bot response
first ones on the house
he hired bartenders and baristas
a while T vT
Can i be a hired
ask Snek
@twilit patio can i be hired as a janitor here
I already do cleaning mostly
All do all the cleaning
proceeds to drink 20% of his beer
ehh- you still have to ask Snek anyways
I think snek is watching us
I can feel his Aurora nearing us
@twilit patio
Hire me as janitor :)
Octopus is cookedš
proceeds to drink all of his beer
yes
i want it
please
im starving
Fine
YES
proceeds to punch the octopus to death
proceeds to eat the octopus
yum
alright
goodbye
I forgot something
The heart of this octopus is poisonous
**moves to #šgeneral **
Relatable š
woman killed imposbean
thanks
Is there lean?
Oh fuck
Gotta go
you ever tried carbonated milk
what you doin serving lean at a bar
thanks for the lean keep the change
Nothing. . .
sure.....
Don't worry, it's perfectly legal
we have that here? why T T
Shhhhh...
we could be shut down for that
Hi, did you think I was kidding?
what?
how much does a beer cost?
3g
well water is always free
No it isn't
yes
No, Snek set water to be more expensive
o h
Pls give me an id to join an guild and Can I have a large beer
See?
.. -. -.-- --- ..- .-. .... --- ..- ... .
I guess Iām too late huh?
howdy, can I order some pancakes?
Took you 24 minutes thatās a good time
why thank you sir
Itās free cause you had to wait
No problem
best movie ever
GIVE ME YOUR STOCK
Really? Iāve never heard of it
Having someone being disappointed in you is worse than having someone mad at you
The keys to the fridge are kept of premises
WHERE IS THE MILK
Itās all finished
Oooo milk
drinks milk
There is another kind of white liquid we have stock of
Thank you so much you piece of shit
dont be rude
What is it blue
Guess
I saw that
Heavy Cream?
Nope
Ranch?
A liquid made by males
Ohhh
Used in reproduction
Iāll take a glass of that please
Yeah this is a fertility bank
From a horse
Aye the word for it is banned ok
Iām pretty sure thereās no gif for that so Iāll give you a glass and you can fetch it yourself
Ok thanks I guess
Congrats you are now somehow pregnant
Iāll take you down to the pound bastard now hush
Iāll just belly flop on cement
Good goodā¦
Abortion the cheap way
Yep
I donāt have the silver or gold to purchase one
Actually
Can I do a ritual in the bar?
Uh no
Too late
But I can direct you to the nearest hospital
Oh I gtg bye
hey yal i now have every single trait
ayyyy congrats

Funny people in masks



