#🍻tavern
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im not a furry
It's calls to you
ewwwww
kay....................
🤨
no dont timeout me
He is sus of me
i escaeped
K but dont spamming
yes sir yes
Hm my phone is glitching out
*sir yes sir
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Call it whatever you want, it's still wrong
kay....

Hm
want a drink?
Sure
Hmmmmmm
but im allergic to choccy milk

i beat you
@vale spade are you of legal age to drink?
Whatever
its 90.0
no money
irl no, rp wise yes
Then what are you doing in a bar?
bre isnt gonna save you
ummmm i work here
@abstract bronze just give him gear
im the second bartender
He's an imposter
:)
I'm not paying
OK then I demand the money
uhhhhhhhh
i was a barender before blue doe
i just changed my name

sigh* ig we have to use magik
turns @abstract bronze into a maid*
Oh yes, the spell that turns his blood into acid
naa

too small
want some beer?
Yes please
He's a fake bartender
no
ngl it was hard day
I need your ID
im one of the three bartenders @abstract bronze
mage got muted for his stupid act
780343170553872394
can I order a Root Beer?

what did he do?
ye
yay
Posted memes about hit*** and argue with that
oof
Imagine getting 2 warns in 5 minutes💀
lol thats a lot
thats just impressive
Anyway he will back in 52 minutes
are you asking for money
you want me to buy the beer 
I take for 4.9 g
kay
3.9 
no
I make your muscles dissapear
ha i can heal
what abt 4.50 g?
I only take for 3.50
If you keep bargaining I make price 2g 
sighs*
ok 3.5 it is
NO
Yes 
plz?
sighs* may bre not be with you
tools?
what did you say
I will make your muscles dissapear
Mage guest or itz_mage?
oops umm i said mmmay bre be with you?
Itz mage
nice 
The one who mass pinged snek
he posted stuff abt angry mustach man
sheesh
oof
you are blessed now
who?
you
thanks for visiting us come back again
sorry but we have speical perm to have 100% tavern domination no new taverns can open

who gave you perms
if you want to be a bartender ask snek
the great admins
?
nah
its snek
not you
he first bartender
and manager
He also went on vacation
no
your card has declined
so get tf out
Yes you are
where's your proof
you are a fake emperor
no
^^^
scroll up o the day i was employed
..........
hehe
idc
so you ARE fake
no
kaynow i have to go im geting headachs
Really? Lol, he didn't strike me as the kinda guy to do that
same
Wait so if I just said Hitler do I get warned?
lel
@abstract bronze stop tryna takeover the tavern
Hi
No, verbal warn first
he got warned due to ignoring the verbal warn
Soo dont say it
Oh
But why, is just saying his name gonna summon him or something?
There's possibilities to start controversial talking
like, unstoppable bomb
What's so controversial about him? Surely everyone agrees he was a terrible person?
We never know.
Just want to avoid these topics make heated debates
like now
OK yeah whatever
This is heated?
well actually not
and i dont understand why people talkin bout him in pixel simulating game
People are weird
lol
Also if i get kicked do I loose all roles?
except level roles, yes
You know the rules and so do i
But do you guys kick or just go straight to ban?
Actually no I don't
If someone seems just came this server for trolling or bad purposes, for low ranks, we do insta ban
and we do kick for dm ad and bots
Just to say, we dont use kick af
Hmm...
only in dm ad or scam link
that's it
and if he's human, he will back and trolling again
So how many times was our good old friend soviet soldier warned?
5 times by me
It was worth to ban
I still remember what he did
I'm not complaining
I know buddy
Nah I'm just worried you might think I'm taking his side
Soviet soldier
Alternate reality you
a.k.a Givaway bot
Aka a Russian fool
Lol
after i banned him, he complaining about the ban in Chest cult server
and i banned him in there too
gn
Gn


Hm
No, please stop asking
bai sleep well
What is dust for?
making gems
And what are gems for
upgrading gear
genius
hola
2 war wins in a row
Ayyy congrats




Damn I had to level 552 times just to get wise
I won a war
ayy congrats
any bartenders online?
beer four to be specific
hmmmmmm maybe dont walk home
alright
That was very polite
fuck you made my shirt and pants wet
actually never mind i think i'l walk back home to change clothing


arent you too drunk
he had some water he's fine
ohh yeah
dungeon floor 20 clear
five remaining before you get either evil or hero
ill get hero first, remove blessing and then get evil
cant have evil first
When doing raids, it is wise to join with 1 hp due to the fact that every enemy can one shot you
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nitro expired


Hm.
Ugh u kidding me I missed a war again.
hm
My god the drama

i'll give you money stop it
1,000 G
🙂 yay
hired
can I be hired
no
wdym
you can be a maid
for who
for orcs who come to the tavern
just be a server dressed up as a maid

HA
What?
i buy cool armor Anyone sells gud armor
Hm..
^^
This is not the old bolt
Nothing
i am the old bolt
why did you post stuff abt angry mustash man?
Yeah why?
(hootler)
Hoot
ye
🦉
WHO TF INFECTED ME
Mage?
....................
i don think its blue
mmmmmmm
Let's hope he doesn't keep doing it
im in his guild
i wish i was one lol
ye
its in the lower lef coner
How cool will it be if they open a second map and connect it to the old map like r/place
Could you show me a screenshot?
Oh
Ok
Yup
Guess who
Sadly they'll never expand

Nor update this version further
XD
It'll live on in our dreams...
Poor guys
i was wrong i thought it was it lel
I wonder what it means
ye
I love being Chest Cult since it started it's been fun
Pijaterum
What's that?
Old globe render of Chest God consuming the world
Wait did I draw Italy on the far left???
Italy?
Night
You know you going crazy when the Spanish Inquisition are in a fantasy setting in your head
....
....
...
...
Despite what bolt says sure
uh yeah now that im thinkin about it
?
tavern manager decides who gets to become certain roles
if they qualify for the job within tavern they get it
and if they dont they dont
ig
im self apointed assististant tavern manager
aight
i'll go back to bartender when snek comes back
Like I said, he's the owner
If he comes back...
he is the owner founder and ceo of snek.inc and head bartender and cheif manager of the tavern
K then I am chairman
he is also chairman
he is 100% shareholder of snek.inc
Then I am majority share holder
one up you HA
I just bought 80%
U got no money
thats casino money
Shares are 1000 casino coins each
and i pretty much dont use it
Or 100 gold each
stop
So ima go ahead and pay snek 80k
Hah take that
from you
done
WHAT
Yip
Dammit
Great spelling there must get 100% for English

and join he board of directors
no its 10% 10%
Ok
2k cause I used this as an dank Memer trading company made me millions
And since this is not dank I lowered it to 2k
@glass fox how abt you get 5 and i get 10? cause they're the same value?
no not same value
but still
its half the value
@glass fox
kay
K fine
Yes to this
But actually if u were a real company, ur stocks would start out low and get more expensive as more are bought
Ara ara
And if this is not profitable for you I'll take 20%
Shut
@glass fox
No
(sorry for the ping )
K
@vale spade I payed
Good doing buisness with you
Now you own 5%if my company
And I own 10% of your company
Yip
ORK STRONK ork now working on worksheets
Worksheets?
_help
College-
Nvm dumb question
Hmm I won the raid
No
@vale spade time to give u more gear
Yay
@glass fox i have to go to get a haircut can you craft the gear and give them again?
K
I’ll have to steal more adamantine from my guild then
Lol
I'm back the saloon was closed
Lol
I atleast got to buy chips lol
Hm, now i want chips
Le kay
I got hired so I would stop illegal alcohol sales in the alleyway

it just hapened
you still have 20% of tavern.co

Did you guys even talk to Jimono? I may be the main bartender, but Jimono was the tavern owner

blue is ceo cus he has majority share
who's jimono
LOL
BLUE GAVE 80K TO YOU
@warm spruce
So thats why i had extra money. . .

@glass fox
sorry man
👋

forgot the name
Oh well
Soviet guy was banned, 2 bartenders gathered etc
nothing much
Ok who do i have to kill?
Yeah?

@warm spruce want to talk buissness?
Read
😳
Nah seriously who do i kill
I'd like 50% of the tavern shares

Ofc I'll buy it
Idk wth is going on

OK then snek I need my money back
Just banned a Soviet soldier
I'll pay 50k #💰worldbox-casino coins
@warm spruce should i have a word with @glass fox's manager?
What did I do?
That's what i have done for 3 days in here
Lol
Lmao Jimono been the tavern overlord ever since he got all spells
I just took over as bartender
@warm spruce could I buy buy majority shares of the tavern?
Hmmm
It’s basically a competition with bolt
I already asked 50%
Hmm
you became a CEO
Well then I’ll buy ur shares too
And
i don't want to buy from you
Pls
Alr then you handle it
Imma out
Kay
;(
Bai
Well crap
@twilit patio
@twilit patio I already paid u

Then I also want refund
I feel bad for snek
you should
Just let me keep ceo in my name and have more power than bolt lol
Hyper
Sure who we burning?
dude i bought shares from blue
And I’ll let u keep the 80k
SNEK?!
Yeah sure, for a moment i though you were trying to take over my place as first bartender

FIX THE FUCKING ECONOMY
No no, of course not, you alone are king of the tavern
oh come one
i already did that
i maade set guild prices
and i got no one would
Which one
I have bad memory :P
so im sure everyone has been totally following that
and that it totally fixed the economy
and people changed prices with ease
How much is adamantine value now then?
20 g per
Hm
so @twilit patio this is the share list in tavern.co 75.5%-blue 20%-JIMoNo and 4.5%-me k
agree
Also did you reset?
Nvm I retract my request, was just for fun anyway but can I pls get my money bad?
What money?

he gave you 80k
I paid u 80k just check ur balance
,bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
500,556
412,485
913,041
give him 75.5k
,bal
i bought 4,5k worth shares (4.5%)
If you gave me 80k
Then who gave me 500k
,give @twilit patio 50000
@twilit patio has received your
50,000
he didwho knows

Wrong chat m8
Oh u were muted, lol
you got muted?
k
he was
Bruh i've been muted for 3 days, why do you all think i was gone?

i knew it
i think you pinged mastef in general

I know, i was the one who requested to be muted

I dunno, I thought u died
oof why doe
he didnt
Reasons. . .
I think that’s obvious now
kay
k
you were touching grass?
blue take care of the tavern im going

Yes and getting stuff done
Nothing else i swear

Anyways here i go cursing again
Nothing sus here! Just me being a good bartender and definetely not cursing people on the streets...
Also bruh it was 2 am 
........
That puts you 1 hour behind me

that puts you 5 hours behind me
What did you do in 2 am, 3 days ago
Something. . .

Or he was doing what the staff are rumoured to do…
what did the staff do?
idk
whats the mixland?
Furry roleplay
...
🤨
acceptable
furry rp is acceptable
acceptable
not acceptable
as an ex-staff in many servers its not that rare
there's probably atleast 3 staff-furry rp channls
I second that
It’s a troll thankfully
lol who's account is that anyway
Mine
any you are in 3 servers
I was in like 5 but I left some due to nsfw stuff
and why 3
and not any other server
servers*
oh hey that's what im doing right now
Highwaymen, Worldbox and no man’s sky

thats so little
Yeah
join some servers mun
Nah
and 3 of them im a staff
in one im the server manager
in one im co-owner
in another one im temp. owner
Huh cool
not cool they're all dead
34 and i'm only ever active in 3 lol
Empire formed by Solar
i joined because they wanted a bartender
o-o can i join?
Bolt paid me 4.5k and now thinks he’s a businessman
no i'e been a discord one wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy before being on this server
Of course
Anyone is allowed to join
YAYYYYYYYY
What is mixland?
A guild
Sure whatever
Oh ok
No
kay.........
What
ohh I though it was
It’s a fictional concept I think
Hm.
@twilit patio i need a shot of whiskey
coffee in tavern TwT
lol
nothing wrong
we do give free coffee if people buy from the morning menu
do you have breakfast 
ask a mod if u are allowed to advertize, if u get permition u wont get banned
pancakes TvT
YOU AGAIN LOL
here yee go
Got a child banned
sorry i just need members
we serve a lot of stuff, but never tea
I am everywere
why
because
because doesnt work
I just dont want u to get banned 😦
deal between me and Mayers
Ok
who sells the tea then?
The tea shop TvT
:0 where is that?
due to Tavern™️'s TOS i must not say where aside from it's part of #🌎general
:0
eww I dont like genral, I guess I gotta stick with beer then
yeah sure
why thank you sir
anyways i gotta go pay Bolt
hows it taste?
just got my pay
tastes like coffee
I want a beer
TwT
yo @twilit patio since you dont server tea can i make tea my special drink
want tnt beer?
Finishes by eating the glass too
tnt beer?
That was a good beer
no better name gunpowder beer
mmmhmm
I would take a gunpowder beer
Lemme try-
Thanks
serving tea in the tavern is punished with immediate neutralization
here's your gunpowder beer
Drinks
...
kay
why tho?
OOoo it tastes explosive
yeah
Alright ima pay you 20 g
drinks mmm-
nice 10 g tip
its 10 g
due to certain events and my missing 5 million
lmao
see ya
^w^ wipes counters
events related to conflicts between the hot drinks parties
when did you become a thing?
sighs*
he's the Barista
kay
they serve stuff thats not alcohol
we'll need a mascot soon
what abt JIMoNO?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
is that what im drinking
AH
Thats illegal what did I tell ya T-T
YOU
its not here :)
well Jimono does have a beer emoji, he could be the mascot lol







