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bruh why cant i use Yag's report command
I deleted expired warn
let me guess, major flood and malware
@warm spruce do I have any?
Yup exactly
aight thanks, this means i can get another warn now
Surprising
Do it in #š¤bot-commands please
@warm sprucealso this guy @lament lightis an alt of a banned user, the one you just banned
This is not da place
Lol, just as expected
Wha-
being an alt of a banned user is an insta ban m8
How did you know
they said it themselves
šØ Banned jerryewew#0402 indefinitely
Anyway
I certain he will come again
So anyway @twilit patio u wanna see what shows up when I search blood?
yes

I (kinda) warned you
Weird shit
Donāt tempt me
Someone ordered a goat blood drink, thatās why I searched it
I already did
Cute doggo though
@twilit patio who should I hoodoo
idk
probaly
Why?
how bout me
yey
what were they :>
You know them as well
i was inviting nikon to the GCOA
he warned and kicked me
and then jjoined
Yeah, technically, sent a dm ad to a admin
The second bravest man in my life on this server
Not the stupidest
:>
There's still the one guy
Still hilarious
gg

Hello
Howdy
Raid??
good thing ork didnt win
Orc will win NEXT TIME
@eager solar damn you, you beat me
Yay
its free
The best flavor
yup
How tf did you lose
Cats are just too powerful
Did you spam attack and died from spikes
want some choccy milk?
Yeah sure
Thanks
is only 5.0 G
Well ima go do a 5km run now bye
K
Heās lvl 15 before me
bye and drink your choccy milk
tips hat*
drinks and then leaves
What the fu-
Me too
want to catch some cat haters and turn them into cats?
Sounds good with me
nice
first victim issssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
leaves to never come back again *
nice
CAT CAT CAT CAT
yes its a cat ,NOW GO BACK TO THE BASEMENT
Have any of you heard of the high elves?
You mean from lotr?
shut
Lotr was awesome ork still remembers being drafted to uruk hai and then blasted by bomb
lotr............
Lol
Ork survived that but found he was alone
Everyone left and ork heard rumors of Rohan marching
Ork then disguised to be human to join rohan army
Ork forgot that ork was ork so ork charged with rohan riders
drink the choccy milk
drinks
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This has to be a dream, oh no what happened to my eloquent and dignified ork speech!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Uhhh....
DO NOT DRINK IT THIS IS OUTRIGHT A CRIME
Ok
A crime against all creatures big and small, smart and dumb, ork and not ork creature
No thanks
No I want coke
You donāt have the white powder, sacrilege
snek said no white powder
he's the boss man
NO THE SALT
ITS EXPENSIVEEEE
SNEK WILL KILLL ME
SALT SHALL TURN ME BACK INTO A DIGNIFIED, HANDSOME, EXTRAVAGANT ORK
no its dragon salt
not normal salt
Get your homo milk 50% off today
Oh a car
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
This can't be...
you want some pepsi?
Ima just drive off if i can
noooooooooooooooooooo
No thanks drives off
This violates the Geneva conventio- oh wait that only works on humans
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I the elegant orc is mad
drives back
HAHA
I have an alien gun
Which I found in the wracked ufo
I finally found it, the orkanator
The interstellar alien battleship
Dr doof made it, of course it works
NOW
itll just turn you into a level 0 human lol
i have a deal with Dr. Doof
I'm an Floppa
you're not a customer so i dont even care
@warm flame you won the raid lol
im actually gonna get every trait and spell before i get fuckin wise
WHAT DO I NEED TO DO IN SB TO BECOME FUCKIN OLD DO A RITRUAL?
idk ask the mods
VOODOOO
When you accidentally call speciesbox bot and it picks upā¦
i dont think ill get wise trait
Orc will never be wise CUZ ORC
shut
Orc thinks traits have to do something with pursuits
some do
What ork means if you focus on train you may get more physical related traits much more often
ORK THEORY
mmmmm
you're still an elf
no
What is the best human class?
HOW DARE YE you turn thee into an elf and then you refuse to identify me as my former self!
idk anything about humans
ask to some human
Ork thunk ork best
shut
I identify as tall
@glass fox i saw
drives forward
HOW DARE YOU USE A CMD IN THE TAVRN
I Command YOU TO WALK
no christmas bonus for you
shut
HAHAHAHA
Pew
How dare you accuse him
What is the best weapon? Axe?
You have no PROOF
im the bartender who gets a notification when someone sends a message in the tavern
And I've been watching you!
idc
Bow does highest dmg but has low defence
Ok I will go with axe and maybe switch to bow later
Give me alcohol
Yay another 0.08k exp to go
Hello
hmm twenty odd exp per message
Well
Ok then
Does this count as spam?
Sorry to bother
Hello?
Iām human
Alcohol of the best kind
Oh nevermind
Yeah I mean you could try drink it
r/brandnewsentence
Wait is bablos like for the whole guild? Like when you use it others won't have any left?
RUM
WHISKEY
BEER
Gratsss
Pay with gold, in playground
30 gold each
Uhh Put it in my tab-
Ugh fine
3 continents down, now all we need is an american
3
Are u Asian?
Sleepy
Yesh
Ork Asian... Asian orkk
Antarctic... Hmmm penguin we need a penguin-
Sleepy now very sleepy... Goodnightt
Bye
Oh well guess itās just us now
Oh
So u donāt want a drink?
Lol
U donāt actually have to pay
So, can u legally drink irl?
I mean alcohol
Nah
Yip
I mean technically Iām almost old enough to get a holiday job soā¦
What happened to walking your fish
Rats, yuck
@opaque nacelle u gonna join war?
Oh cool, maybe Iāll fight u
Hmm
Just comparing our dmg
I could maybe 1 shot you
Emoji vomit
Hah I finally got id to work
Why are there a war and a raid?
staff doing some not so big brain
What happens if you join both?
Sorry, Iām playing no manās sky and got distracted
Itās a game
And creative
Wait Iāll find a link quick
lol
You get twice the mileage out of the same set of buffs OR you enter the raid with 1 health 1 stam and no buffs
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I think _guild create
Why did Chest Cult have an average attack of 207 when nobody in the guild has a lower attack than 207 and most of us have attack higher than 300
I think its only usefull for that and expanding guild terretories
Don't make a new guild btw
I dunno
But they aren't that low
Ya
Just join our guild and give us your token
Not low enough to bring down the average attack of Chest Cult down to below you own attack
@opaque nacelle what will it be
Why did I die against brehemic empire when my dmg was higher than their average
That was a bad move
It's based off your guild's avg
of course you did
It then randomly chooses who to kill
ugh
Umm it might end up being a dead guild as in nobody joins
@severe pasture why the hell did u tell him to make a guild 
I didnt
I told him HOW to make a guild
But you should of said it was a bad idea
Lots of people said it was a bad idea
Nah
oh well
It's just that tokens have the special power to make people deaf
Well @opaque nacelle may your guild flourish and grow
And may it avoid death at the hands of the superguilds
Yo @opaque nacelle if I give you a token can you use it to get a territory then gift it to my guild I'll pay like 45 adamantine and 3000 gold and I'll provide the turf prices
huh
Hyper don't worry about it
given the superguilds are dying
i mean
Chest cult needs to Expand Expand Expand as Luigi would say
TFF is gone
expand on your own?
@opaque nacelle 3k gold aināt worth it
Far too cheap
7k at least
Not sure
Ah shit oh well I did raid too early
nice
huh
smh
don't thrick him out of a trade
3k is a very acceptable amount
huh
its not selling/buying a token
its having him make a territory
Yeah sorry, was offline
Hm
Bruh now i have 7 guild token -_-
Sell for big bucks 
You could get a good 35000 gold from those
You arenāt aloud to drink
Legal reasons
We try to stay above board
Sometimes
Though I guess Iām underage and running the tavern so Iāll give you one
Yeah go ahead
Who needs to be legal anyway
Oh so you are so drunk you canāt even spell chugs huh?
7 tokens?
Bundle 
1 for 1k gold and 700 for all 7 of them 

Did somebody say choco
This place is a little dead
Mostly everyone waiting for sb 2
Ork said that ork eat choco
Hey Snek can I be the taverns bouncer?
yeah sure
we do need security
don't wanna keep getting my hands dirty
Ork almost won too
1rst off you are dumb. And I'm just getting them to use my token and resources that I provide to then have it gifted to my guild. And then reward them for doing so
Bro did you change your PFP to a furry licking the normal pills
Also @twilit patio I wouldn't have even gone that far
Snek is muted rn he ping mastef to get muted for three days
XD
Snekkk whyy
Lost a chess match
Lmao
Some fuckin āmad godā infected and maddened me
200 GOLD!
I had to spend
Do you know how much that is for me?
2/3 of my life savings
You know what the worst part is?
He had the fucking AUDACITY to use my user ID instead of pinging me
WTF bruh you are a level 150 demon and I have no spells tf am I gonna do
Ah another victim... Yep he does that to everyone
im missing four traits paranoid agile wise and greedy can someone help figure out how rare it is for me to get wise
There should be a 1.25% chance every time you level up for you to get wise
Although it may not work that way
1.25% damn thats really low
Approximately a 1/75 chance
And with SB RNG that means you would need to level up about 300 times to get it š
its done that extra already
But you've already got a lot of other "good" traits
And each of them you only had a 1.25% chance to get per lvl up
Ok youāre going to have to go easy on me here, I donāt know much about guilds. If you have the tokens, why not just expand by yourself?
ah i see now but i dont have four mind helping me figure out about just four greedy paranoid agile and wise
Anyone need CHEESE
Idk what to do now my life has been fulfilled
Lmao
Who is it?
hm
Omw
What
I searched open
Alrighty
š¤¦āāļø
š
I wasnāt trolling
Bc we aren't connected anywhere
Is it possible to get a trait when I'm max lvl 100
Like can I get a trait by leveling up my gather
Or leveling my crafting
?
Wdym
Bablos
How do I get bablos
Yea guild
How do I join a guild
get invited biacth
I was jus recruited
Are ya'll in guilds?
i am
By who?
also depending on the guild the more bablos you get
_do you know the guild owners
In need to join a guild
To lvl up and get Traits aka the wise one
Lemme get someone
K
Oh
Hi
Ork now curious what happens when open is searched
Search i dare, it not that bad, just wierd
I made a idea for a fan made raid awhile ago lol
Why
I at first thought it was⦠something elseā¦
Why you keep deleting message?
Proof of my dirty mind i guess
Lol
Ork just searched it... Ork shall become priest now and rid the world of heresy
Oh come on, it wasnāt that bad was it?
Ork scrolled down and found something
That screamed HERESY
I looked through all of them, itās not so bad
Search open on gifs
Ork saw something else.. IT WAS THE SIGN OF THE MESSIAH
How is that heretic?
It is not, ork just realized a deep philosophy thing about chickens out of nowhere
Reply to me a gif if your dumb
Wanna loan me 2m š½ š
Don't have two million rn
Oh ok
Gold??
What
K
@glass fox
Yeah?
Look at the gif you replied to me
Ah dammit
But hey atleast we got ranked up
Open for business
Hm
Hm
Oh now youāre online
Hmm
You should invite partyblob to your guild
Another guy
I wonāt ping but check in playground
K fine @grave nebula
Ok imma go sleep now, gn
21:42
Huh
But I have an exam tomorrow soā¦
No
Why please?
Thought I told you, Iām African
Iām +2 from Greenwich
Yeah sure
Same bro
Howdy
We don't take kindly to illegal beer business here
Do it in the bathroom instead
Fine itās where I make the beer anyway
hm
tax them
Huh, where exactly? Iām South African.
Petition to set the cooldown for all of Oryx the Mad God's curse spells to 4,000,000 hours

Of course it would only cost them 1,200,000,000 gold to undo that 
Or just disable bad spells for them
I'm thinking it would just be easier to edit the current cooldowns for all their nega spells to a ridiculously high number
Or trick them into saying something in chat that gets them banned
That would probably be pretty difficult and maybe illegal
Yeah I guess
hm
Wdym
What are you writing in exams
Just wrote English part 2 (essay) tomorrow Iām writing tech drawing
Oh
I wrote nw
Nw?
Natuurwetenskap
Oh great an Afrikaner
Yes
My afrikaans is nie so good nie
Oh ok my afrikaans is amazing
Lucky you
Are you English
Ohhh ok
Cool
Tomorrow i have a test
Did you study?
Ok good
I already studied
Mostly A's and a few B's for me
Nice
Though with online classes i have dropped a bit

Ohh
I dislike online classes
But normal school hasn't opened here yet either
I join with my dad's pc
Oh good
It's better
Wow
Cool
Porr?
Oh
Oh ok
What grade are you?
9th
Cool
Enjoy it while it lasts
Ok good luck
Are you grade 9
Westernmost country of South-East Asia
Pinpoint it
Oh cool
I hear you have nice weather

Eh mostly between 70 and 85 percent
Not really comfortable giving away my age but yeah, around that grade
Who are you?
Ohhh
Heās an alien
I remember he's the second bartender
no
You've changed
iirc
Prove it
i can magik
You just show up at the most random times donāt you?
Just lurking*
yeah

Random cat

So like I used to then?
anyone wan choccy milk?
I should probs study for RE
Yeah me too
Sure
** drinks **
kay
Aye Iām lvl 16 now
gives chocolate milkshake*
I want some pepsi pls
At least you arenāt one of those bubblegum milkshake psychopaths
Yeah
kay
gives pepsi* its 5 g
Unfortunately
Ok thanks gives 5 g
I don't think he's on
Welp time to delete dc
wut?
Why?
Apparently having discord on my iPad is distracting me from studies so now I can only use it on my pc
Discordā¦
Oh
WHAT
Ok then
Do what you have to man
Read my previous message
thats stuipid
Maybe i should too? 
Nah Iāll just use on my pc
Itās almost like I spent 30 hours in the last 10 days on it, time I was supposed to be studying
Up to u
Oh
thats normal tho
Actually same
Not for me
oh
I normally have on average 45 min a day
Maybe not 30hrs but maybe 20 
thats small
But it adds up
I have better things to do, like heres a shocker but I have irl friends
im pretty much on discord all days
Good for you
for some reason i have 39 discord frens who i barely contact
Can't touch grass in this city
normal
Also free disease once i step outside
Oh
Go out on another season maybe
Ig it's just us now
Yeah spring
Sadly there's only three seasons here
Hot, rainy, and cool
Welcome back
bye
There's only two seasons here
Pre-summer and Hell
Lol
lmao
florida summer is hell
i've been and it didn't drop below 90 degrees 85% humidity
like arizona is hotter but its dry so its better
The bad part is that you can feel your skin burning when you stand outside
in florida i stepped outside and just felt drained
im lucky to live in the north west where its not so bad during the summer
an admin
Summer and winter in Africa is hell
Stop the mad god!
your mother
nice
Hm.
Pain
oh yeah snek wont be in the tavern for 2 days because he pinged mastef to be muted
I think he's lurking in this chat

If you looking this chat, react this message with some emotes
Yeah I'm sure that Snek is lurking still
10 minutes left until start
be hurry
You can get a raid/war ping in #šsb-info
by clicking 'Im raider'
No idea
there is no other way then raids

They should add a way to learn spells rather than dying 5000 times to a pumpkin
then everyone would have every spell
yes for making gems for effects or boosting item stats
How do I make gems?
through the craft command
Brb
Since now
Have a beer šŗ
Got drunk
Idk
Never heard of them
I am a sussy imposter
lol
no
i will be using the bartender no.2 powers to kick @final harness out of the tavern
what specie should i choose ?
nooooooo be dwarf
I doubt it
Hmm seems I missed a lot
wdym?
Hmm
Umm try orc, then become demon
hmmmmmmmmm
i consider
how do you get the leader trait?
I randomly got it
hmmmmmmm
I think it just comes when u lvl up
yuup
@vale spade did u delete ur character?
i think you can get i by becoming a leader
ye
Why
Oh
but i'll be robbed like a 100 times
Lol Iām online on two devices rn
noie
Yeah Iāll probs rob u too
no
Did u ever join a guild?
?
breminic
le ok
Anyway, why did u ask me for advice on what to choose?
but do you get leader trait by becoming a leader? @glass fox
Um I think so
kay
But Iām pretty sure I got it randomly
you are a?
do you know a leader ?
Nope
mmmmmmmm
???
kay hen im becoming a king ig
You still didnāt edit properly
?
Hen?
then*
Exactly
Told u orc
K then dwarf
** Join or you will regret your existence **
yay
** And join his guild or else⦠**
kay
All my curses arenāt on cool-down, I can make life very hard for youā¦

