#🍻tavern
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Never 👽👽
Dwarves and orcs are the superior race. Prove me wrong
And also whoever's is on bartender duty may I have a ale. The grind is on
yeah
a new druid, cool
hm
gives ale*
stares*
I GOT PARANOID TRAIT
Now you're immune to robbers
Random chance trait?
I need that
Keep being fucking ghost robbed
Oh well I have Lucky
Then you should get it more easily
Bing chilling
I’ll have some rum pls
Pog
Nooo
Oc I'm the very first
Congrats
@cerulean ingot so about the guild….
I just keep getting selected first or never being selected now
You want to join?
But also congrats I guess
Definitely
Alright I’ll get the leader real quick
K
Is anyone selling cooked food?
I sold some cooked food to em already
oh k

I can't even remember how
Maybe if I get more people starting
There’s another guy who just started
how sustainable do you think handing out 32 adamantine to new players is
i could do it to 9 people
so maybe not
i don't have much bronze
i could do steel/mythril/iron
and adamantine a bit
actually i have about 300 of each
Maybe iron then
I guess sure then
or perhaps i keep all the wealth to myself and forget about charity
Will I normally only give the poor the most basic riches
Besides I made one my occasional helper
Only problem is now I need lvls again and don’t have resources to craft
fixed
How do I gain access to the raid channel?
If people don't have to worry about gathering to get food, they can gather to get ore and thus I don't see a reason to give them metals
Also, if someone deletes their character and restarts, I will NOT give them any more food
_g collect
Wrong chat
oh yes
Newbies keep tyna rob me lol
Ping me if you want me to open a betting pool for this raid
Can I get wine directly injected into my arm? For research purposes
Funny this is that I have wine made specifically for this purpose!
That's the ass, not the arm
And by that you mean the bladder?
who are you referring to
nah blood
Oh
Wait there’s clans 😭

$bal
God don’t join that one
lol




I wanna join a guild
YOU'RE MOTHER
😱
:)
Start
Stop
Man dead chat
..............
HOW DARE YOU COMMANDS IN THE TAVERN
(jk im not angry)

You don’t have a character
ik
@woven lotus pls dont be mean and surround us on the map 
lel
Laugh
Elaborately
Loud
Real
yep
ok
Thanks 😎👍
Do it anyways
Sorry mr bolt😔

How exactly are you going to invade?
im just joking
Would be nice if a guild could declare war on another
there are guild wars
@woven lotus What are u talking about
you won the war yeah?
I dont know XD
2k gold?
Im currently not selling it
why
But il inform you if I decide to sell it
ok but why aren't you selling it
Yeah if you dont get a notification during war thats a good thing
we dont have redbull
we only have pepsi
and redbull dosent give you wings
then y'all better get some red bull
sorry snek only likes pepsi
he dosen even want coke
@twilit patio get me something other than pepsi
water?
just vodka
k
i guess
gives vodka*
thanks..
its 25g (rp)coins
@vale spade I want three cows for lunch
Live, preferably
gives 3 alive cows
wan a big knife?
Nah
Its just that pepsi is the tavern's sponsor
No, I can manage
oh

kay is 50g (rp)
kay
Perfection
puts 23 gold and 54 half-gold pieces on counter and walks out with cows
m8
@twilit patio
You have a problem?
i said 50 g
54/2 = 27.
23 + 27 = 50
2 gold for each dust or 4 gold for each gem 
too late
problem solved
lol
Yes yess
Ok go to Trades and find someone who is selling. I was just telling you the prices so you wouldn't get scammed.
Ay can i get the menu
Nice
CAn i Get ThE mEnu
I cant this tavern doesn’t have a bar tender
I guess il be one
pours a glass of apple cider and snorts it then drinks it
I have now retired from being a bartender
<not taking orders Since There's no bartender Hear>
Why dont you become one
You are one inside
Servering drinks is your life long purpose you may be perplexed but •••
What lives drills a hole for for for cheese
You selling 
No, I'm telling people the actual price of dust and gems since some people are selling them for more.
I'm inflating prices yk 
Would be cooler to get em cheaper but i want to keep the poor poor and the weak weak 
The hell you're talking about?
Stop that dude you're just following your own price and fooling newbies
Again
The generous are always enemies of the rich
The hell you're talking about, do whatever you want, be generous as much as you want but don't scam newbies by telling them wrong information
Oh , war
not many participants
in a way
@opaque nacelle no hard feelings for trapping your church right?
You guys have a lot of tokens 
Yeah not really I'm not the one managing church 
Top really did corner you guys 

Killed by my own member lmao
Dunno I didn't set the price
Time to get rich 
who are you?
@lime musk I'm interested in buying some 5 gems
Tf this channel for?
vibing
Cool👍

Hey Jimono what are the stats on your ring?
I haven't did anything in sb recently
Thank you
Rich guy
~monkey
Monkey?
For 48 i will do freeze
lol
~monkey
monkey?
U said money?
@vale spade are u still angry?😔
Naaaa
You want some chocy milk?
Yeah sounds awsome :)
Gives choccy milk *

The milk is Dragon milk
Thanks mr Bolt
:)
😮💨 its spicy
No it isn't
Sombody affected my taste with a spell
Oof
Probaly @twilit patio
taste salt but very nice!
It's normally spicy
Hmm
Hmmm
I can
It's eazy
How
Can u try to remove it?
Kay
Removes the bad sense of smell*
:)
Kay gotta go


@severe ridge how do you always win the raids
Just Lucky 
If you are strong win is easy
Anyway I don't know who is giving cfood to newbies but try go give them food instead so they can lvl up quickly
i find it strange that over 2/3 of the guilds have 1 member
𝙸𝚝𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕
I go "Get out of the fecking tavern you monster" to the dog and give the cat choccy milk.
@hardy hedge
una bebida por favor
Ping if you want me to open a betting pool
a
He is bound to choke
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
MY PAY
WITH A BONUS
💀
now i'll be able to buy more mik for choccy milk
anyone got a guild i could join?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@vale spade are u in a guild?
yes, why?
kay
gives water
its 5g coins

its rp gold
snek takes he money secretly

Walter👽
i don have the perms
You wanna join my guild 👽?
Yes, would be very epic😁
👍
I gotta say i am a bit noob
Meh
This place is pretty quiet rn
Bartender I need your most ambitious drink yet. Maybe I'll get the trait
world box is boring at first
enters tavern
sees water is 5g
checks wallet
- is empty-
Umm, I’ll take some… air…
boys i haev a store in #913344163376943105 and am selling bones, 13 gold each one.
epik discount for the highwaymen boys!!!!
10 gold each one!!
why would they charge you for water when the bathroom is free
just get water from there smh
what are your pronouns/
Hm.
/wq67r
r/ihadastroke moment
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060 Intel Core i5-10400F CPU 16.0 GB RAM
thank god for OCR
e
goodnight yall
@vale spade How does the spell learning stuff works?
You can't learn a spell
You have to win a raid to get a spell
Ah
Idk how to explain it
Check the channel you'll figure it yourself (sorry I'm lazy rn)
Kay
I do not have the permission to chat in there -_-
Lol
A raid is started by the bot
The raids are started by people
Oh
4 hours left before raid
Ah
He is
And can you get pinged for it?
He isn't online for much
You dont have role?
Tabern
Is bones gud?
beware of new players to sb now someone is gonna try and keep robbing everybody
if they rob anyone gang em
and spam rob em
he even said he will make new sb accounts to keep robing
Can they only steal gold? Or anything from your inventory?
Oh ok, thanks @warm flame Miniain
Idk, maybe ask how their day is.
i'll do it
@alpine shuttle how is your day UwU

i have immunity because im boosting
Lol
how to change role
@woven lotus
do oyu know who i am?
i think
who?
lets talk in dms yeah?
Heh now i got fireball spell 
Le burn
Hm.
hm.
bark go dog
go bark dog
dog bark go
barkgodog
i give you silver
or bronze
in trade for food
cooked food

god
i lack charisma
@twilit patio can i have a shot of honeycomb cider
Thank you, how much
Pretty hard to imagine ngl
I want sb2 closed beta
Is there a way to stop being notified for raids?
Turn notifications off for that channel.
Or click “I am a raider” again.
cause you're a mod
Always has been
Hey Hamza can you unlock me?
@midnight scarab
huh
bruh someone use their entire curse spell on me and now i gotta get like 700 gold i am just gonna quit at this point
Life sucks smh
MF YOU PUT THEM ON ME
Cuz of you
Can I join someone’s guild
Hi, I'm not playing Speciesbox anymore, does anyone knows how I remove my human role? I don't want to be notified for raids anymore
Just click I am a Raider again in #📖sb-info
Thanks!
@twilit patio can I have a biomass slrupee
Hey

hello, bartender?
can I get some vodka?
thanks
Bartender you got anything vague and questionable?
it depends on the players
if it has only weak players
it will be much lower
much stronger players and the more the raid boss has
XD
Hello bartender can i coffie
All players combined attack and stam multiplied by 0.8
Cool
bruh you pinged me when i was sleeping
your drink
Got any Vodka?
Whats beer or vodka are you talking about honeybeer and cold one water
Forms of Alcohol.
When did you becomes the bartender @twilit patio
@twilit patio can I get some cyberwine from the blood of the aliens
We dont have that
Sure
Never
Looks like a sun hat
@twilit patio can i have grape juice?
Ping me if you want me to open a betting pool
@pseudo mortar
Alright what are you betting?
500g
On what spell?
Betting Pool
Unknown Bazelgeuse - Bless (Pet for 1 month)
Emperor Ryan - Magic Arrow (500 gold)
lol
Hey @abstract bronze You just want to keep this bet for all the raids until someone wins?
Yeah 
kinky
how do u do raid
Hmmm
I want that hat now
Is it just me or are raids being pinged to me AFTER it’s over 
Because it just happened again 

It happens all the time

Drink
were drinking good tonight
Dinks?
Just edit it
Leave silently
Much better (not really)
I don’t even have character
Did u mean fock?
Is there like a ban on swearing here?
20 silver coins
Fuck yeah there fucking is
Pulls out dagger and holds threateningly
Ah I was fucking wondering, shit sorry I didn’t fucking know


Whose that?
The local chiuaua
Ah the devil incarnate
Indeed it is
🐍
Not much
We gain more from selling water

This is a tavern not an arena. . .
But it could be
Try and stop me



Oof I can’t use gifs
@wanton jewel lol Pep is a clothing shop in my country
@zealous tide @lime seal @deep shadow @spice gale @sturdy laurel @novel token 😳
Sowwy
Pep is for the best people
Pep
Thank u😌
We don't need clothes in our family
We dont have clothes*
Actually it’s pretty low quality clothing
We are so musculair We dont wear clothes
Sure
Ur mom is low quality too. Thats also the reason your dad never came back with the milk
sorry xd
Lol
pls forgive me
~monke
ask the other bartender, i'm in the middle of a discussion involving the color of copper
yeah the conclusion reached was that pure copper is pink, normal copper is orange and oxidized copper is blue/cyan
same as before 20 silver
Nvm, we almost reach 20 participants, like before the apocalypse 
Orc can do smart thing too

oh well
Magic

anyway do the !rank command in #🤖bot-commands guys
and where is da bartender
is snek the bartender..?
HyperTree..?
Snek is the main bartender
and idk his name tho but there's another one
anyway, give me mango smoothie when you come back @twilit patio

Thanks 
Atsu!!!
Snek!!
Here's pay with tip


@true plover your drink Atsu <3
Im going be the new bartender



Find an orc that is stronger than me and I'll believe that

Huh

Lol
He didn’t reply
?
when you come back i want an dog poop smoothie @twilit patio
ew
what?
Ew
WHAT!?
i want him to try to find an pic of am dog poop smoothie
if he or she dose
i'll on day pay him something in the playgrond
literally 5
Yeah
nah
Be careful, it's highly illegal and filled with dysentery
That's right, it's a dog poop smoothie
when did i say an dirra dog poop smoothie
Also filled with cholera
You never specified you wanted it do be solid 
A weirdo ordered dog poop smoothie
in the holy tavern

You know what I shouldn’t have asked

bro got a free win without anyone knowing
Speciesbox is dying that's why
It’s because that one did not send out notification
o

bro you messed with the wrong snake
You mean the wrong bartender
i mean there are 3 different bartenders dude
All i will do is give you to the trash
Yeah but the wrong one to mess with
Clock
Mmmm gold

This pleases my portuguese side
9 gold bars
Better than 3 stacks of gold coins

Man just threw away his life savings

idk mage tried to rob snek
snek proceeded to throw mage into a dumpster and load up a shotgun
@twilit patio give me a coffee
Lol
Some Pepsi for me pls
thanks
Delicious
cue music pepsi maaaaaaaan

where tf did pepsi man come from
pays with 7 gold coins
well i wanted some coffee because i needed to stay up tonight
well goodbye
No service for you
A week, if you want service speak with the other bartender
Wolf stew or grasshopper?
Fertilozer
We dont have that
Have it next time I come plss :)
Whats with you guys and piss?
Snek
its salty
what are bablos?
maybe even the best glonk

is speciesbox purgatory
Why do people love the thought of oofing themselves?
where i am destined to spend the rest of time
you too

everyone who has a sb character is in purgatory

Warm milk!
Creamy Milk!
we only have dragon milk
Thanks, I go sleep. Bet I'll be sleep deprived when I wake up
Ah the good ol’ drink humper
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