🍻tavern

[vale spade]

Good job

[keen hazel]

No the bunny!

[late hull]

L

[vale spade]

Who cares

[keen hazel]

Chaotic evil intensifies*

[late hull]

Meh

What are you gonna do

[keen hazel]

Call you mauvais garçon

[late hull]

Oh ok

[keen hazel]

Crickets*

[woven lotus]

@vale spade can you serve me elf blood

[vale spade]

We don't have elf blood

We only have chicken blood

And human blood

[woven lotus]

i'll take human

[slender prawn]

I’m in the mood for some chicken blood, gets the mood up

I’ll pay beforehand: gives two gold

[fervent raft]

_u pg 328842

[vale spade]

Gives it* sorry for being late I had to do smth irl

[vale spade]

Gives it* sorry for being late I was doing smth irl.

[woven lotus]

mmm

yum

[vale spade]

Is it good?

[prime glen]

Guild

Invite me in the guild

[woven lotus]

sí

[vale spade]

Nice

[grim hatch]

is worldbox condoning drinking o'er in this chat?

hmmm

[vale spade]

Hmmmmm

[sullen laurel]

hellooo

does anyone here knows how to revert back from being an engineer to a dwarf

[keen hazel]

Impossible...sorry

[vale spade]

Only way is to delete the character and restart.

And that means you will start from scratch.

@opaque nacelle It seems that you are a druid now. Congratulations.

Do you want a special meal?

[opaque nacelle]

Indeed...

Sure, friend, but I know its a scam cuz you'll ask for money..

🤣

[vale spade]

Naaah

It's free

[opaque nacelle]

Ohohoho

[buoyant widget]

@vale spade Hey whats up, Can a man get a drink

[keen hazel]

Noice

[vale spade]

Sure what do you want.

[buoyant widget]

Grog

Stronger than beer only orcs can handle

[vale spade]

K one Gorg coming up.

[keen hazel]

Gorg

[vale spade]

Gives Gorg in a big barrel*

Ya want more?

[buoyant widget]

stabs cork out barrel*
Lifts barrel above head*
Starts to down the grog*
Drops barrel on the floor and releases a huge burp*

Yeah another

[vale spade]

K

Gives Gorg on a bigger barrel*

[buoyant widget]

looks at barrel and smiles*

Stabs cork out*

[vale spade]

You want some chicken nuggies?

[buoyant widget]

slowly lifts barrel up and starts to drink as lifting it up*

moves away from face to burp then continues to drink again*

[buoyant widget]

Chicken nuggies?

[vale spade]

Yes

The other orcs love it

[buoyant widget]

Chicken wing for me. nuggies are too small and fancy. Orc must eat and drink for war

[vale spade]

Kay, 10 plates of chicken wings coming

Brings them*

[buoyant widget]

Releases a small smerk looking at the wings*

[vale spade]

Do you want them to be spicy?

[buoyant widget]

lifts up a wing in each and and starts to devour all the chicken droping the bones to grab another*

[vale spade]

Oh I was to late to ask

[buoyant widget]

Spicy?

[vale spade]

Yes

Best for strength

[buoyant widget]

Hmmm

Yes

[vale spade]

Ok

Sprinkles omega spicy spices in the chicken wings*

[buoyant widget]

Looks at the red wings*

picks up and looks at it*

Shrugs shoulders and starts to eat them*

After each wing eyes goes more red*

[vale spade]

It gives you ability to cast a fire spell with no mana spent.

[vale spade]

Want water?

[buoyant widget]

Hmmm

Water?

Laughs*

[vale spade]

Not normal water

ALE

[buoyant widget]

Carrys on eating showing visible pain*

Hmmm

Finishes plate trying to not show weakness*

Grog

[vale spade]

K

Gives 3 barrels of gorg

Want ice?

[buoyant widget]

Looks at bartender with confusion*
No

[vale spade]

Oh k.

[buoyant widget]

Stabs cork out and starts to drink the barrel*

Burps*

Starts to drink the next one*

[vale spade]

Want anything else.

?

[buoyant widget]

Releases a huge burp that starts to shake the drinks behind the bar*

I must go.

[vale spade]

Yes

[buoyant widget]

Drops a bag of gold coins on the bar and walks off*

[vale spade]

Ahh

[vale spade]

Do you want the change?

[buoyant widget]

Shakes head as i walk out the door*

[vale spade]

Kool

[dry path]

Rp

[vale spade]

????/

[dry path]

Idk

[strange wasp]

Mornin’ or Afternoon, wherever you are. I’ve got a question. What does MN stand for?

Like, when I go to craft a bronze axe, at says -5 MN.

[fervent raft]

@dry path

dude

[dry path]

What

[fervent raft]

i need power gem

[dry path]

Ok?

[fervent raft]

i'll pay if needed

[dry path]

Just get some on your own

[fervent raft]

cant bozo

[strange wasp]

I have one

Want it?

[fervent raft]

yes

[vale spade]

its mana

[late hull]

Hello bolt

Any last words to your eye

[vale spade]

no closed

im doing dungeon

talk later

[late hull]

Oh ok

[strange wasp]

Ah, thanks.

[vale spade]

no prob

[inland pulsar]

hey bolt

[vale spade]

hey

[inland pulsar]

How to rob someons?

[vale spade]

you need greedy trait it you started a a human you will have it as your starting rait

[inland pulsar]

ohh ok ok

[vale spade]

and as a dwarve you need to level up to get it

and dont rob

[inland pulsar]

ok thanks bolt

[vale spade]

its stupid

@gusty crag I've stocked up on some dust do you want em?

[gusty crag]

Yeah

[keen hazel]

Tavern lore grows🍿

[vale spade]

<-- Ping Me If you Want a Drink/Meal -->

[sullen laurel]

how can i get one eyed trait?

[vale spade]

Someone should the magic arrow trait on you you can also cast it yourself if you have the spell.

It's a bad trait. I recommend you get eagle eyed instead

[warm flame]

No no bolt it's most likely grisiah needs it to rise

[vale spade]

oh k

[woven lotus]

@vale spade can i get a coffee

[vale spade]

yes

gone coffee coming right up

gives coffee*

enjoy mate

[grim hatch]

hmmmmmmmmm

@vale spade gimme water :3

[vale spade]

k water coming up

gives a bottle of water*

[grim hatch]

thx

[vale spade]

have a gud day

[teal spoke]

imagine playing sb 1 instead of sb 2

cringe

[vale spade]

no

coming into the tavern and going out without having a drink or a meal is cringe.

[woven lotus]

i know right

[vale spade]

now order smth

[woven lotus]

i had coffee

[vale spade]

or else

[undone kestrel]

What is SpeciesBot?

[twilit patio]

What is WorldBox?

[vale spade]

a bot

[vale spade]

a game

[undone kestrel]

Oh

[twilit patio]

Never heard of it

[vale spade]

AND WHERE THE THE HELL IS MY SALARY?

[undone kestrel]

Oof. The button doesn't work for me

[vale spade]

update discord if you are using mobile

[twilit patio]

Here, sorry had to do some stuff in the black market hands 2020 gold coins

[undone kestrel]

Ight

[vale spade]

noice

[vale spade]

??

[undone kestrel]

It is a shortening of "Alright"

[vale spade]

oh k

[undone kestrel]

So uh, how do I create a character?

[vale spade]

type _start in #🏜playground

[undone kestrel]

K

[vale spade]

@undone kestrel (sorry for the ping but this is the last part)
you get traits when you level up but some traits need spells and some need you to use _p (you can also get them through leveling up).
you get spells through raids in #⚔raids .
elves start with the love spell.
anddddddddd if you want any help come to the tavern, i'll help you or the other bartenders might.

:)

[restive trail]

elfs start with love? rly?

[vale spade]

P.S the bot will be deleted in some time

[vale spade]

the spell

[restive trail]

[vale spade]

really convineint

[vale spade]

you want a drink?

[restive trail]

No)
I was moved from SB2 testers, Jupe blocked DM 4 me for some reason idk, Hamza hates me
Just want to continue

[vale spade]

oof

[restive trail]

The only thing i wanted is revenge for elves and show problems of the game

[vale spade]

i think some some huur will help

[restive trail]

But its ok, feeling like Arthas from Warcraft

[vale spade]

speical drink

[vale spade]

lel

[restive trail]

https://tenor.com/view/lich-king-snow-wow-windy-gif-15697667

[vale spade]

sighs*

atleast want some meals?

[restive trail]

dwarfs meat
but ill get it in 1h for free thx

[woven lotus]

prick

[vale spade]

ok

[woven lotus]

estoy haciendo tú madre @restive trail

[vale spade]

gives dwarfs meat*

[vale spade]

english please

[restive trail]

he dont even know that he is blocked

[woven lotus]

im doing your mother

[vale spade]

what doing my mum?

i think my ded gramps will kill you if you do anything to my mum

[restive trail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/951088945771446282/954040241252102184/GIF-ffa008ebc35a16717120467fc0a9ad51.gif

[vale spade]

plus she is very good with the art of the belt

you dont wanna mess with her

she belted my sis today

[undone kestrel]

Thanks

[undone kestrel]

WHAT

[woven lotus]

sort

sorta

it will be wiped

but its sorta like a V2

[vale spade]

Not deleted but a reboot

[undone kestrel]

Oh

[dry path]

Yeah for a new one

[sullen laurel]

is there someone who can magic arrow me?

@twilit patio hello can i ask for a favor?

[twilit patio]

Depends, what you need?

[sullen laurel]

this is a strange request but i need you to shot me so that i can get one eyed trait

[twilit patio]

Hmm what do you have to offer in exchange?

[sullen laurel]

i can give you all of my gems

or all of my coins

[twilit patio]

Show me your gems

#🏜playground

[sullen laurel]

and dust

[twilit patio]

I will do it for 80 dust

[sullen laurel]

oki

thanks

[twilit patio]

Np

https://tenor.com/view/sylveon-pokemon-bartender-gif-23753721

[scarlet cairn]

Hello

[woven lotus]

can you serve me the blood of my enemies?

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-stab-cutting-throat-violent-pissed-gif-9643496

[woven lotus]

yum

[slender prawn]

Can you serve me a slab of hot ogre meat? I’ll pay, uh, five gold

[twilit patio]

no

[slender prawn]

Y

[twilit patio]

We do not serve orc meat

[slender prawn]

Ogre

[twilit patio]

Ogre? We also dont have that

[slender prawn]

What meat do you have?

[twilit patio]

Wolf meat

[slender prawn]

Give me three slabs of wolf meat

And I pay 4 gold

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-food-meat-beating-funny-gif-22080224

[slender prawn]

Tender

[twilit patio]

Here's your meat @slender prawn serves 3 slabs of wolf meat with some sauce

[slender prawn]

Wolf sauce?

[twilit patio]

Nah just sauce we use in bbq

[slender prawn]

pays 4 gold

I will now use these for uses

[scarlet cairn]

May I get a bottle of boar blood please

[gusty crag]

https://tenor.com/view/jason-mamoa-mamoa-chair-sit-down-gif-9843852

do you have lukewarm milk ?

[woven lotus]

@molten void how do you feel about this

[warm spruce]

He'll drink that lil one's blood

[strange wasp]

Hey how do I kill someone?

[woven lotus]

knives, guns, poison, etc

why

[strange wasp]

Someone robbed me.

I want to fight them

And take my stuff back

@wheat dirge fight me

[wheat dirge]

wrong noi

@opaque nacelle

[strange wasp]

No

[warm spruce]

Earth 1045 Noi and Earth 2022 Noi

damn multiverse

[woven lotus]

ok

[woven lotus]

i feel like i might fall over and die

i need to start drinking coffee or something

[late hull]

Lol no

[woven lotus]

what about injecting caffeine into my blood veins?

[pseudo mortar]

Try taking a nap

[woven lotus]

wait holy shit that is an actual thing

[pseudo mortar]

It works for me

[woven lotus]

people actually inject caffeine

[woven lotus]

every time i try i stop being tired

[pseudo mortar]

Then take a nap then do whatever you need to do

[woven lotus]

ok but i try taking a nap and i just can't

[pseudo mortar]

Then try reading a math or physics textbook

[woven lotus]

lol

textbooks in general are boring

[wheat dirge]

lol

[wheat dirge]

rob the richest player

[vale spade]

Nah I can't

[wheat dirge]

_rob @vale spade

_rob @vale spade

WTh

[vale spade]

NO

NO CMMDS I N THE BAR

[opaque nacelle]

Hi 🗿

Hmm

left the Tavern

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/sylveon-pokemon-bartender-gif-23753721

Welcome to the tavern gentlemen

[vale spade]

can you give me some strawberry milkshake?

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/milkshake-strawberry-milkshake-strawberry-cotton-candy-gif-22620895

[vale spade]

YES

50 MORE PLEASE

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/peppermint-mint-milkshake-dessert-whip-cream-gif-12941029

hands 50 milkshakes

Enjoy gentlemen

[late hull]

Hi

[vale spade]

nice

[late hull]

Diabetes bruh

[twilit patio]

With extra sugar

🗿

[late hull]

Can i have also

Only 1

@twilit patio

🗿

[twilit patio]

Pay first

[late hull]

Ok

[twilit patio]

You lost service first privilege

[late hull]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-gif-20601563

There

All my lifesaving

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/sylveon-pokemon-bartender-gif-23753721

One milkshake coming right up

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/milkshake-sweets-yum-dessert-gif-23239544

[late hull]

Thx btw

Those coins

Were chocolate ones wrapped in foil if you look closely

Adios

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-anime-load-gif-16105577

[late hull]

Im going to another dimension

[warm spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-strange-doctor-strange-in-the-multiverse-of-madness-multiverse-multiverse-of-madness-clea-gif-24224211

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/rolblox-devinbooker-gif-18412462

[late hull]

Nooo you cant just casually reveal the gateway

[twilit patio]

[vale spade]

The hell

[zealous sparrow]

Lugar top

[zealous sparrow]

Best place

[warm spruce]

[vale spade]

Yep

Darkodon is up to his antics again lol

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/piguim-cu-pedro-comer-comeram-o-cu-do-pedro-gif-20330174

[vale spade]

The

Hell

[twilit patio]

COMERAM O CU DO PEDRO

[zealous sparrow]

Its heaven of monkeys

[late hull]

Speak english

[zealous sparrow]

[vale spade]

He is

[zealous sparrow]

No

Virei um cock

[vale spade]

Yeah

[warm spruce]

Random language moment
아오어우

[vale spade]

(what did he say)

[vale spade]

Lol

[twilit patio]

100% prazer 😳

[zealous sparrow]

[vale spade]

बंद करना

(shut)

[severe ridge]

Kamusta na kayu

[vale spade]

Yes

[zealous sparrow]

Elfo?

[warm spruce]

Im gonna teach you guys 4 korean word
아 - Ah 어 - Uh
오 - Oh 우 - UwU

[severe ridge]

Ano?

[warm spruce]

[zealous sparrow]

🤨

[zealous sparrow]

3500

[vale spade]

우

[severe ridge]

Mas pogi pa ako kaysa anime guy

[severe ridge]

[late hull]

Proof

[vale spade]

Yep

[warm spruce]

🗿

[severe ridge]

Hindi na kailnagan

[vale spade]

You know hindi

[late hull]

Kailnagan

[vale spade]

Don't lie

[vale spade]

Shut

[late hull]

🗿

[zealous sparrow]

I am one cock

[severe ridge]

[vale spade]

Don't talk hindi if you don't know it

[late hull]

@twilit patio nagbebenta ka ng halo halo

[twilit patio]

UwU

[vale spade]

The north Indians will kill youu

[late hull]

e

[zealous sparrow]

Welcome to brazil

[late hull]

No

[vale spade]

Hello

[warm spruce]

[zealous sparrow]

Ok good bye

[vale spade]

Lol

[late hull]

This chat always dies

[vale spade]

Yeah

[zealous sparrow]

Não

Eu quero cerveja

[vale spade]

Yeah

[late hull]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-dead-gif-21784038

[vale spade]

No

I'm always in tavern

[zealous sparrow]

Carente é complicado

Tchau

[vale spade]

?

Sorry idk Brazilian

(jk I know it's Portuguese)

[late hull]

Can i buy milkshake i will give back the gold i robbed from you

[zealous sparrow]

Ok

[vale spade]

K

What milk shake @late hull

?

[late hull]

Strawberry

[vale spade]

K

[zealous sparrow]

Bruh

[vale spade]

Gives strawberry milkshake*

[vale spade]

? I'm the bartender

[zealous sparrow]

Ok

Cerveja

[vale spade]

@late hull thanks for the bone

[late hull]

Ok

[vale spade]

You beer or smth else?

[zealous sparrow]

👍

[vale spade]

Oh k ig

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/bartender-gif-24707256

[twilit patio]

Vinho é melhor

[zealous sparrow]

Cerveja de uva?

[twilit patio]

Cala te

Vinho não tem água carbonizada

[late hull]

Oi

I wonder if there is going to be a chef here

[vale spade]

no i can me stuff out of magic no need for a chef

[late hull]

Ah yes roleplaying magic

[twilit patio]

Still food made by magic is not as good as food made the old way

[vale spade]

hmmmmmmmmmm

k

[slender prawn]

I’ll pay for the two bartenders to fight

[twilit patio]

Hmm

[vale spade]

no ill die

[slender prawn]

Would anyone be willing to trade 4 mythril?

[cerulean ingot]

Sure

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/sylveon-pokemon-bartender-gif-23753721

[woven lotus]

vodka por favor

[vale spade]

Gives it*

[woven lotus]

gracias

[vale spade]

:)

[woven lotus]

fast service here

[vale spade]

[ocean summit]

(I want someone to cast the spell "Love" on me, so I will roleplay my interaction with Bolt to make him/her love in RP... I will probably get kicked out of the tavern)
Dear Bartender, you have eyes so bright and beautiful. I can see nothing better than the blue of your eyes, not even the blue of skies. Blonder than your golden hair cannot be imagined, even wheat blond.
You always give the better drinks, and your conversation is perfect. Your mastery of magic is above the art of pure mortals like me. Illùvatar himself leaned over your crib to bless you when you were born.

Bolt, ... Do you want to cast love on me?

[vale spade]

Nah

Want beer?

[ocean summit]

But... But... I even cited Piaf.

Okay for beer

[vale spade]

K

One beer coming up

Gives beer*

Enjoy

[vale spade]

And it's a he

[ocean summit]

Drinks beer

[ocean summit]

It is because your eyes are purple and not blue?

[vale spade]

No

Cus I don't like veagns

[ocean summit]

But... You are an elf too.

[vale spade]

Yeah?

So

By eating plants you harm them

[ocean summit]

You don't like yourself? You are suicidal? Do you want to talk about your childhood on than couch?

[ocean summit]

You need to kill more plants to eat meat than to eat plants.

[vale spade]

I'm not veagen

I'm non veg

But I do like rice

[ocean summit]

(True: most crops are used to eat animals. To get a kilo of meat, you need to feed the animal you will eat with multiple kilos of various plants. If we eated only plants, we would need less agriculture)

Also: Why do you assume I would be a vegan?

[vale spade]

I don't rally care abt plants

[vale spade]

Note: most elves are veagens

Plus I don't like people who write overly complicated paragraphs

[ocean summit]

You never saw the banquets of Elu Thingol, the King of all Teleri elfs if you think that.

[vale spade]

Note: I'm new

[ocean summit]

It was a reference to Tolkien

[vale spade]

Ooo

Anime?

[ocean summit]

Elu Thingol was an elf king who basically owned all Middle-Earth

[vale spade]

Oh LOTR

[opaque nacelle]

Hi

[ocean summit]

Until he was killed by his dwarvish neighbors.

[vale spade]

Hi

[ocean summit]

Ih

[vale spade]

Would you like a drink @opaque nacelle

?

[opaque nacelle]

Yes I want some drinks

[vale spade]

Some beer?

[opaque nacelle]

Yes

[ocean summit]

Do you have the love spell? And if yes, how much gold would you want to cast it on me?

[vale spade]

K

One beer coming right up

Gives beer*

[opaque nacelle]

Yay

Thx

[vale spade]

50 g

[ocean summit]

(I was asking OXZ)

[opaque nacelle]

drink the beer

[opaque nacelle]

No

[vale spade]

Lol

[opaque nacelle]

I don't have sorry bro

[vale spade]

Lmao

[opaque nacelle]

:v

[opaque nacelle]

Nope

Sorry Xd

:"v

drink

[vale spade]

Sorry I'm late I was watching anime

What do you want?

Some red wine

?

[opaque nacelle]

Hmm I don't need anything 🗿

[vale spade]

Oh... k

[opaque nacelle]

Well I am done Drinking the Beer

Bye Bolt

[vale spade]

K bye

[opaque nacelle]

leave the Tavern

[strange wasp]

Afternoon, or mornin’ depending on where you live.

[slender prawn]

Let me spit into a cup please

I’ll pay

[woven lotus]

[vale spade]

<--Tavern Closed-->

[twilit patio]

SIKE!

i'm here bitch

https://tenor.com/view/sylveon-cleaning-pokemon-gif-24326660

gonna clean shit up

[vale spade]

K

Ig it's ur shift now

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/sylveon-pokemon-bartender-gif-23753721

[twilit patio]

Actually no

Something came up

Tavern service is closed

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-homer-disappears-bush-hiding-gif-3377649

[slender prawn]

Hey, I want some of the hard stuff

[pseudo mortar]

Well, the taverns closed... but maybe I can get you something....

[dry path]

DRUGS

[sullen laurel]

_u cfood

_u cfood

oh

[deft panther]

I like you

[thick void]

What do you do in play ground?

And how I get there

?

[deft panther]

It’s in the name

[sullen laurel]

use the command _

[thick void]

Ik

[sullen laurel]

and use _help

to know the commands

[thick void]

It didn’t work

[deft panther]

Try again

[thick void]

_help

[sullen laurel]

use _start

no

[thick void]

_start

[sullen laurel]

you use command at playground

not here

[thick void]

Oh thanks

[sullen laurel]

also

ahh nvm

[dry path]

😎👍

[zealous sparrow]

Hello

[worthy lake]

Can I get beer with a side of information?

[dry path]

Sup

[zealous sparrow]

Beer

[worthy lake]

Good🍺 now does anyone know how to get the evil trait?

[zealous sparrow]

No

[worthy lake]

Then why say anything

[zealous sparrow]

Its one trait common or bad

[worthy lake]

I dont understand what your saying/askinh

[zealous sparrow]

I dont speak english

Its one point

Mas bem vindo ao brasil

[sullen laurel]

mordekaiser realm

[pseudo mortar]

Clear dungeon without being blessed

But make sure to first clear dungeon while blessed to get the hero trait

[slender prawn]

Bro how tf did I get greedy from a level up??

[pseudo mortar]

You suddenly started wanting to rob people

[slender prawn]

I guess, I didn’t even know non human races could get it at random

[slender prawn]

Also, I’m selling one absolute gem. Looking for prices rn

[fervent umbra]

Posting Mr Che Cada vez que postes a Mr che le estaras ayudando en su viaje al rededor del mundo, Creado por FhawDev
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[vale spade]

The hell

[abstract bronze]

[wheat dirge]

I remember 1 andamite cost 80 gold

[molten void]

[severe ridge]

Wow somone rob @sullen laurel 2000+ already

No its 3000+ already lol

[sullen laurel]

who robbed me?

can't seem to find it lol

[gusty crag]

Those who rob for money are disgusting

[twilit patio]

@gusty crag thank you for giving me a target

Aight nvm they are a spell tank

https://tenor.com/view/bartender-gif-24707256

[gusty crag]

||you know the rules and so do I||

[glass fox]

Just here to ask a question, how do I learn new spells?

[teal spoke]

you need to paypal me 20$ and i give you new spells

easy

[glass fox]

Sure thing

Let me just pull the money out of thin air

[teal spoke]

or you can do the boring thing and just kill the raid boss

[glass fox]

Ah so that’s how

I guess I should join a raid then

[teal spoke]

i still recommend paying me

[glass fox]

Can I buy on credit?

[fickle nest]

[twilit patio]

[glass fox]

How do I join a guild?

[slender prawn]

I don’t know how tf I got tiny, I checked my mentions and no one seemed to cast it on me

Could it have been from the ufo raid boss??

Now I need money

[glass fox]

Sorry mate I’m also broke

[slender prawn]

Well yeah I need 30 gold

[glass fox]

Well thirty ain’t that much, some troll gave me weakness and I think bad luck

[slender prawn]

Damn same, I spent all my money trying to get rid of those

Selling all of my gems, no questions asked. Just want the gold

[tame latch]

If you need some gold just rob the rich

709138876995993721

[glass fox]

My rob is on cool down

Also I don’t like robbing

Yeah so is there a certain lvl I need to be to join a guild?

[slender prawn]

Yeah but what if I’ll get caught lol

[abstract bronze]

Hm

[abstract bronze]

A guild aristocrat or leader needs to invite you

[glass fox]

Oh

Yeah I guess I won’t be joining one for awhile then

[strange wasp]

Are you accepting targets of people that rob?

Because I have one.

If you want it.

[glass fox]

I mean I robbed but gave back more than it took

So does that make up for it?

[strange wasp]

Wait you robbed?

[glass fox]

Only once

For demonstration

I robbed a newbie for 1 gold

Then gave him 10

And gear

[strange wasp]

Ah ok.

[glass fox]

I see u checked me out, apologies for the low lvl

[strange wasp]

Wdym

[glass fox]

Oh nvm

Idk what I meant

[slender prawn]

Selling all of my gems

[glass fox]

I gave u another 5 gold

[slender prawn]

I know, I just need enough to pay you back afterwards now lol, along with the 97 to get rid of the tiny

[glass fox]

Nah u don’t have to

It’s fine

[slender prawn]

I also just need the gold in general as well

[ocean summit]

Is the "Skin burned" trait beneficial? According to the guide, it gives a defense boost

[warm spruce]

1%+ of your base def so.. it'll gives you +1 def

[ocean summit]

Does it have a downside?

[warm spruce]

Nah

just plus 1 def

that's it

[tropic elk]

Can someone give me food

[gusty crag]

Seems gems are finally important right?
U should have sold me ur ag instead of using it just because u wanted to

[slender prawn]

Uh k

[formal berry]

E

[slender prawn]

Hey bartender I want some drink!!

[late hull]

https://tenor.com/view/glass-breaking-iron-ball-breaking-shelf-glass-bottles-throwing-gif-21567879

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/kingsmen-secret-service-beer-have-a-beer-mug-gif-3929070

[slender prawn]

Yum! I am intoxicated

[bitter vault]

Hm

What is this foul place

https://tenor.com/view/deep-rock-galactic-beers-on-me-drg-squad-gif-21899439

[slender prawn]

A place most foul, for drinks and meat

[formal berry]

Can i have some apple juice?

[late hull]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-eye-apple-live-apple-gif-15631791

Put this in the blender

[formal berry]

What about the seeds

[late hull]

Eat it

[formal berry]

Also, can I lick it's eyeballs?

[late hull]

Yes you can

Ofc

[formal berry]

YAY

[pseudo mortar]

Can I have a similar apple but with a mouth and the ability to talk?

[woven lotus]

@twilit patio you still serving?

[abstract bronze]

Hm.

[slender prawn]

Hm.

[worthy lake]

Mh.

[woven lotus]

hm

[pseudo mortar]

hrrrrgh

[abstract bronze]

[late hull]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-cut-in-half-apple-annoying-orange-gif-15619439

[wheat dirge]

Can i have a similar apple but without getting cut?

[late hull]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-hello-hi-wave-gif-9005812

Make it scream in agony

[wheat dirge]

Oh god

[opaque nacelle]

Anyone know all the races u have to earn

[opaque nacelle]

Hello tavern

[severe ridge]

Now i got two useless spell

In one day

[formal berry]

Sucks to suck

[warm flame]

Any bartenders on?

[formal berry]

Prolly not

[glass fox]

I need a guild

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/gintama-anime-dance-bartending-gif-9531058

[slender prawn]

I need beer

[glass fox]

I’ll have rum

[slender prawn]

Selling dust, too, 2 gold each

[formal berry]

I'll drink soap

[woven lotus]

@twilit patio got any grapes?

[slender prawn]

The bartenders are fucking dead

[twilit patio]

Only the purple ones

[woven lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/ducksong-duck-waddle-gotanygrapes-gif-5019876

[twilit patio]

[woven lotus]

[slender prawn]

Hey shartender! One glass of your finest elf blood

[twilit patio]

No

[slender prawn]

Y

[strange wasp]

Cannibal

Although I like the taste of elf too.

[slender prawn]

[slender prawn]

Also, if anyone needs a blacksmith now, I’ll do it for ya

[formal berry]

_u cfood

[abstract bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-detector-bitcoin-rd_btc-my-clown-detector-is-off-the-charts-strike_memes-gif-22298893

[woven lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-detector-bitcoin-rd_btc-my-clown-detector-is-off-the-charts-strike_memes-gif-22298893

[dry path]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-detector-bitcoin-rd_btc-my-clown-detector-is-off-the-charts-strike_memes-gif-22298893

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-detector-bitcoin-rd_btc-my-clown-detector-is-off-the-charts-strike_memes-gif-22298893

[twilit patio]

[woven lotus]

@twilit patio can i get some bleach please?

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-bleach-mug-clean-yourself-cleaning-gif-10137452

[woven lotus]

gracias

tú eres el mejor

[opaque nacelle]

İçmek için harika bir gece

🍷

[slender prawn]

Könnte ich der bleach käuft auch?

[severe ridge]

Another one useless spell

[vale spade]

yo

im back

[fading rapids]

[brisk marten]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-time-time-for-beer-time-to-party-party-time-partay-gif-18719866

[arctic wren]

One Mug of Beer please!

Olutta tänne ja heti!

[warm spruce]

[arctic wren]

👍

Can i have bottle of wine? I want so strong wine that even Elves get drunk fast.

[vale spade]

gives wine* (sorry im late cus i had some stuff to do)

[vale spade]

gives one mug of beer* (sorry im late i had stuff to do)

[slender prawn]

I would appreciate a slab o wolf meat please

[vale spade]

got it

gives a slab of wolf meat*(cooked)

have a nice day

[slender prawn]

Thank you, gives three gold

[vale spade]

noice

[arctic wren]

Thank you.

gives 11 gold*

[strange wasp]

How do I get the giant trait?

[twilit patio]

Pray to RNGesus

[strange wasp]

Do I have to do a certain pursuit?

[twilit patio]

Nope

Just pray to RNGesus

[strange wasp]

Ok

[obsidian patio]

?

[vale spade]

?

[lament relic]

?

[vale spade]

why "?"

[brisk marten]

Yeah, why

When it could be

https://tenor.com/view/will-ferrell-old-milwaukee-beer-drink-party-gif-22890849

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/sylveon-pokemon-bartender-gif-23753721

[slender prawn]

Gimme a hard, stiff drink

[vale spade]

uhhhhhhhhhhh

some super strong beer?

?

[slender prawn]

Yeah

[vale spade]

gives it*

[slender prawn]

🥵 <— (me drinking it)

[vale spade]

50g

:)

[woven lotus]

when war

[vale spade]

who knows

hi trader

[gusty crag]

Hello there

[vale spade]

you wan smth?

like some wine?

or ale

or a meal

?

[gusty crag]

I would prefer leather

[vale spade]

hmmmm

let me see

[gusty crag]

Well , meal would be perfect

[vale spade]

k

and i only have 7 leather

[vale spade]

gives a special meal*

[gusty crag]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-food-lunch-dinner-lunch-time-gif-17243403

[vale spade]

nice one more level for link perms

[vale spade]

90g

[gusty crag]

pay 100g

[vale spade]

do you want the change?

[gusty crag]

Well, I will take them on the playground

[vale spade]

no.

[gusty crag]

Gentlemen doesn't

[vale spade]

k

have a good day

[gusty crag]

[woven lotus]

@gusty crag gib token

i'm token deprived

[glass fox]

Taking so long for raid to start

[woven lotus]

thats how it be

[glass fox]

🗿

So do effects only wear off once you do a dungeon or die?

[formal berry]

Elaborate

[woven lotus]

die

[glass fox]

Oh

[woven lotus]

sí

[twilit patio]

My pfp is now madness snek

Chaos shall prevail

[woven lotus]

i like it

[vale spade]

hoi

[twilit patio]

@formal berry wheres my copper and silver?

[woven lotus]

i haven't noticed you doing any chaos

[formal berry]

Can't, already entered the raid

[vale spade]

snek has a new pfp

[twilit patio]

[vale spade]

oof

[formal berry]

Also I may or may not have turned it all into rings

[glass fox]

Just use contact

[vale spade]

anyone want some fruit wine?

[woven lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cuteness-giggle-chuckle-k-on-gif-15530797

[twilit patio]

Bruh just yesterday i ended a greedy human and made Bayek my slave

[woven lotus]

oh

[vale spade]

nice

[woven lotus]

what human

[vale spade]

will he work here?

[glass fox]

Why end a human?

[twilit patio]

Character was deleted after and they are now an elf

[woven lotus]

better not be one of mine

[twilit patio]

Tried to rob me duh

[vale spade]

humans are greedy

[glass fox]

Oh

[vale spade]

good

[woven lotus]

not even a dwarf

[glass fox]

so, I’m a human

[twilit patio]

Yeah it wasnt a very bright move

[vale spade]

have greedy trait?

ya wan some boooooooooooze?

[glass fox]

Yes

[vale spade]

too bad i can't do anything

[glass fox]

Look I never rob anyone

[vale spade]

kool

[glass fox]

And if I do, I give back more than i took

[twilit patio]

Heh good to see im such a threat

[vale spade]

lol

[glass fox]

Nope I never knew about u

[twilit patio]

Huh

[vale spade]

ultimate roast??

[twilit patio]

Oh well good to know you just good in general

[vale spade]

yo @opaque nacelle congrats on wining the rid

[twilit patio]

Sadly we only have homo milk since Darko haven't been milking the dragon

[vale spade]

yep snek milked them himseld

[twilit patio]

Oo infection

[vale spade]

i can

[twilit patio]

You sure?

[vale spade]

spawn milk

[twilit patio]

[vale spade]

and milk dragons

they're chill with me

[twilit patio]

Oh right you are a druid

[vale spade]

mmmmmhm

[glass fox]

Yes I’m very good, I even give resources to newbies to help them (please don’t smite me)

[vale spade]

we use dragon milk not cow milk

[vale spade]

cool

kay

[twilit patio]

I won't smite!

Unless i'm bored. . .

[glass fox]

Will how can I entertain you?

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/shy-sad-gif-10045696

[vale spade]

hey snek why is rudy the failed sage?

you know anything?

[twilit patio]

No idea

[glass fox]

Hell nah

[twilit patio]

I didn't even say anything

[vale spade]

he's gonna ask you to milk the dragon

he's desprate

[twilit patio]

The dragon must be milked

[glass fox]

Yeah that’s what I was worried about

[vale spade]

called it

[twilit patio]

But no it wasnt the dragon

[vale spade]

?????????

[twilit patio]

I want your finest meme

[glass fox]

Huh bolt I’m a higher lvl than u

[vale spade]

yes

[glass fox]

I really need to learn some spells

What good is a mage that can use magic

Anyone wanna buy some iron or silver?

[vale spade]

its cause i took a two day leave from discord

[vale spade]

nah

[glass fox]

Will I only play for an hour a day average anyway

[vale spade]

oh

dats soooooooooooooo small

[glass fox]

Exactly

[vale spade]

im on discord for like 15/7

[glass fox]

And I have exams soon so that time might halve

[vale spade]

isnt it summer holidays?

[glass fox]

Not for me

I’m not American

[vale spade]

im also not amrican

[glass fox]

Well I’m in the Southern Hemisphere, it’s winter here

[vale spade]

kool

[glass fox]

My holidays are in late June

[vale spade]

sheeeeeeeeeeesh

[glass fox]

Yeah not cool

[vale spade]

yeah

kay gota go

[glass fox]

Bye

How do I get wise?

[gusty crag]

I will sell you if I got one

[woven lotus]

?

[gusty crag]

Nvm

Ahhhh , I mean I will sell you a token if I got one

[tropic elk]

How do i get paranoid triat

[pseudo mortar]

There is a random chance you get it when you level up

[tropic elk]

I can’t level up

am at max

_s

[twilit patio]

then rise

[pseudo mortar]

Join a guild then

[tropic elk]

How

[pseudo mortar]

They need paranoid

[twilit patio]

lmao

[pseudo mortar]

Ask someone who owns a guild to invite you

[woven lotus]

oh ok

[tropic elk]

Do you own a guild

[pseudo mortar]

No

[gusty crag]

Sorry for bad translation

[tropic elk]

Do you own a guild

[gusty crag]

No

[twilit patio]

are you just going to be asking everyone?

[tropic elk]

Yes

[twilit patio]

good luck then

[tropic elk]

Do you own a guild

[pseudo mortar]

Find someone who's a member of The First Fellowship, I've heard they accept everyone

[woven lotus]

its ok

[twilit patio]

not anymore

[twilit patio]

TFF is basically dead

[pseudo mortar]

But still a source of bablos

[tropic elk]

I give up

[pseudo mortar]

Anyways I gtg

[woven lotus]

yeah

[twilit patio]

actually i believe the 3 big guilds are mostly inactive now

[tropic elk]

Thank you

I rised to a mage

[glass fox]

Could joining a guild help me rise, I need the wise trait

[twilit patio]

for some reason that one is rare

[ocean summit]

During my last adventure in dungeon, I was bitten by 4 beetles and found 5 poisoned fountains. No ennemis managed to hit me, but I still managed to lose more than half of my life. Bartender, I demand a new glass of Devil's Blood Drink, please.

[slender prawn]

I would love a glass of motor oil rn

[pseudo mortar]

I would like several live cows for lunch

[twilit patio]

that one is only in special menu which changes every day

[woven lotus]

just get wise

just pursuit

[pseudo mortar]

Pursuit doesn't give wise

[woven lotus]

really?

[pseudo mortar]

Really.

Eagle-eyed, magic sense, strong, ambitious and genius, but not wise

[pseudo mortar]

Since Devil's Blood isn't available, may I interest you it a unique sample of Deviljho Saliva?

[woven lotus]

then just rise differently lol

[strange wasp]

Yo anybody want to start a guild