#🍻tavern
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Oh wow thats a lot where do you store it and how do you milk them?
You dont wanna know how we milk the dragon
We divorce
Also we store it in a special warehouse
Oh god
@opaque nacelle pay or die
Good
Just sell your children
Can't do that
Why just make new ones?
1 chocolate late
"this is not a starbucks sir"
Do have something non alcoholic beside coconuts and dragon milk
Half beer / half vodka
Water
Hm i want a glass of water
Me
I think there glitter in your water
Nah its just a spell to make it heal people
Our water is the most expensive drink
Huh how much money did i just burn?
1000 gold coins
Our water is 100x more powerfull than pure holy water
Uh i have 4gold 995silver and a 206 animal bones that were carved to look like human bones his name is skelly
Can i sell skelly as a slave?
No
How much is dust?
Can i transfer the debt to my dearest child skelly?
Yeah sure
Basically you can pay the tavern later
I have to pay for an undrinkable water?
@wide wraith give me Skelly's ID
Are you serious
Hes in my inv

Do you have lambig in this tavern?
¿Qué es lambig?
Of preference 50 years old lambig still detained by the person who brewed it with his own apples, who became so strong that it make the cork of the bottle melt just by being inside.
Sorry sir, but that type of drink is currently illegal
Concentrated cider, who was done by Bretons farmer when travelling boilers get by their village.
I can't make crepes in that country then.
Okey
We do sell ciders, but that specific one is illegal sadly
vodka por favor
¿Dónde puedo conseguir 10 de plata?
You have no money? 
Can i have a liquefied Schnitzel?
Dont try to escape me by speaking spanish, i can understand what you are saying
Sim
hands drink
Okey
No crepes are better than one with lambig in the batter, and now than the production is limited at 20 liters by years and by agricultural exploitation, it is becoming really rare.
Some tries to sell industrial lambig, who doesn't even got through their 4 years of aging, to extremly elevated prices, but it is not the same thing.
Hmm i hope its better than my prototype
Huh german

Ich singe beim Geschirrspülen
Why
Langweilig wird mir also nicht
What
If you don't have really old and strong lambig, do you at last have regular lambig, only made of 40% alcohol ?
Lambig lore @ocean summit
The sentence structure didn’t make sense
Ah ok
I cant read that
Translate it to google
I did
What did it say?
That’s my answer
Huh?
Japan is a good place and why did you translate this
Didnt you get more confused than me
You didn’t even realize that i answered
Gwapo si justdon
No i wont i gonna sleep
K bye
@twilit patio do you have coffee?
_rob 939545249804615740
for mone
-_-
Should we do a betting pool next raid?
@restive trail dont bully people
no one does
i can flex my power whatever i want and i didnt bully anyone verbally or somehow
i can flex my power too you know
Oh i think you should read this dude
so
Oh lets see what jupe will say about it Hamza
Of course
he will help me beat you with my godly wooden stick
Casting spells on people that can't fight is the equivalent of using admin powers of people who can't use admin powers in my opinion.
I suppose you speak softly as well
Dude you know that you won in the very beggining of this talk?
You can do whatever you want, even delete my char (by accident ofc
) but there is some gamerules and i can do whatever i want untill its not prohibited my discord
If you do something ill talk to Jupe about it
Talk is over
oh my god
Make SB2 with very specific rules
im telling you to stop being a dick

let people enjoy the game
I made a lot of people unite and find frends
Still think that im a dick?
They help ea when i cast
doesnt justify annoying the shit out of people
People do that normally, when they find someone who started around the same time
No need to cast spells to make it happen
Like me in the beggining
And then i bought token from a lucky noob
People robbed him for all my 2k i gave him and casted shit
So after this i think its ok
Anyways I'm heading to learn more about a language that I am already proficient in.
be nice
Oh
Can't get good sleep man
Yo just got image and gif perms
Jesus why are you shaking it that much
It becoming a smoothie
Wtf is a smoothly
I would like some wine please
Thank you drinks it
Ok how much do I need to pay?
2 gold coins
sadly wine became more expensive
Alright then you know what I will tip another 8 gold coins
pays 10 gold coins

thanks you gentlemen
(ngl i should probably make a menu)
Yeah you probably should
Smoothie my bad 🤣
and
Hello
Give me 12 shots
wait do you need to actually be there for raids or something
12 shots?!?!?
It was a friendly neighborhood with friendly neighborhood Spider man yeah that's me
NOT JOHAN
Hello everyone
https://c.tenor.com/euv8FfGsPm8AAAAM/spiderman.gif
Well I'm the friendly neighborhood Spiderman untill this happens
I ate my wife and my aunt
Because of him
wtf
I was almost killed by
https://c.tenor.com/5GU3wX2grxgAAAAM/magneto-whats-happening.gif
But we take care of him
And then there's no more human at least that we know of
And then a man appears
We ate him
Next his boss comes
We ate him
The villains was not happy
But we kill them
After that we go to space
I ate children
[Story from universe:2149]
The end this is not @untold loom
The zombie Spiderman is @Dwarf Vague|Vague Earth 2149#02383673
@opaque nacelle
Enters tavern
Seess @opaque nacelle
@opaque nacelle sits with @opaque nacelle
Hi @opaque nacelle
Hello?
Hows your sister@opaque nacelle
Is she still okay?
Yes shes okay btw how did you know i have a sister?
@opaque nacelle smiles
Leaves
@opaque nacelle confused
@opaque nacelle goes to her sister
Hi sis i just met a guy in tavern
Who is it
I didn't ask for his name
@opaque nacelle sister thinks his @opaque nacelle
@opaque nacelle sister is in fear
Why are you scared sis
@opaque nacelle sister said to @opaque nacelle dont talk to that man again
@opaque nacelle confused
@opaque nacelle goes to bed
Sees @opaque nacelle
In the window
Why are you here?
I just wanna meet your sister
@opaque nacelle said no
I dont wanna hurt you
@opaque nacelle pulls ak47 with extended amo
Wtf
Interesting
Is that a kind of comedy?
uhm
Interesting
Good story johan
Kinda looks like the candles on the chandelier drip wax on the people below. That can't be comfortable, can it?
Probably hurts a ton as well
What would happen next
Hm
And then you have an axe just lying there, waiting for someone to get drunk and angry...

I would be the dog
That looks more like a cat to me by the way that it's moving it's tail and licking it's paw...
Owh im the dog that Chief is cooking
Personally, I would be the large flying wyvern sitting on top of the tavern, waiting for the tavern to fill.
You're so funny, dinner


@pseudo mortar casts Diminishment
I like to eat a smol breakfast on the fly 
@opaque nacelle uses slashes of eternal blazing speed of god of fire and alarm clock
Don't worry, the casserole á la Dog is almost ready
@opaque nacelle uses spell summon
Summons the dog
And became gigantic
Gets his revenge
@pseudo mortar uses Run Away
Gets his revenge to the chief
Ràped his wife
Infront of him
And his daughters
That's a little much...

Cartoon violence is great, slightly graphic violence is ok, but anything past that is not good.
Hm.
Like what?
Oh nvm




Can you meet me at the place
hands milk bags is that all?
Yes
How do you do this btw
Hey man sylveon is efficient at this because of the feelers
We milk a dragon
Gets milk and runs without paying
Goes home
Meets @opaque nacelle
Hi @opaque nacelle
Why are you in such hurry?
@opaque nacelle i just steal a milk
@opaque nacelle angry
@opaque nacelle and @opaque nacelle fighting because of @opaque nacelle
@opaque nacelle your not like this @opaque nacelle
It seems to be a dual personality. can i fix it?
Are you stupid @opaque nacelle
We don't have a job
Ill find a job
@opaque nacelle finds a job
🔇 Muted JustDon#2219 for 1 minute
🔊 Unmuted JustDon#2219
Really?
Im playing with @opaque nacelle
Owh is it bad?
Kinda spam tho
no one here It's actually like his diary
:skull:
Ye
maybe exterminated
Owh
💀
Its not a diary
@opaque nacelle is talking to @opaque nacelle
@opaque nacelle stay here
Ok
He has mental illness 
No
_delete
,s
@twilit patio milk
oops wrong one

Give something enveloped in aluminium to the bartender who once launched an arrow on me
@twilit patio , in this package they are crepes, made with the recipe transmitted through generations in my family. I went back to my natal country to use a bit of my grandmother lambig, and back here, to make you taste it.
If you can find me alcohol who can give the same taste to the crepes than lambig when added in batter, I will sell you crepes to sell to your clients.
doubt i have anything that won't leave your mind numb
Also will I went there I brought some salted butter caramel back, do you want some with your crepes?
You don't know what you miss. Real Breton caramel, made with Breton salted butter, on crepes made by a breton... The thing you call "pancakes", wathever you put on it, only has the shadow of the taste of this perfection.
Good. If you told you liked pancakes and tought crepes were inferior, I would have personnally incendied this tavern, and then this place would have become a pilgrimage destination for every Bretons, who would have taken the use of burning whatever is standing here.
But then, if you don't want them, do you mind if I take them back?
Okay, perfect. Take back the aluminium package, and go sit at an table
Do you have apple juice?
we have cider
Where was it make?
we make our own cider
@twilit patio milk with sugar
I will try one glass, but tell me the price first please.
it's 2 gold coins
I will take cider.
Take 2 gold coins from his purse, and hand the coins to Snek
wait you wanted milk?
oh sorry my bad
here's the milk
don't worry about it
*Open the package, reveal around 20 crepes. Open his pot of caramel, and begin spreading it on the top crepe. Shouts through the tavern: * Does anyone want crepes ?
Grab his crepes, and jump under the table as Lord of Milk fires
How you do that
The words
With * one both sides.
Italics words seems like didascalie (I don't know if there is an English word for it, their culture isn't big on theater), so it seems appropriate to describes what I do will writing normally what I say.
I cannot understand anything that you are saying because im not really that smart
When an autor writes an play, he writes the dialogues: what the characters say, but also didascalie: what they are doing, most of the very largely. And on all edition of all plays I could read, didascalies are in italics.
I kinda seem to imagine what you are saying
Because of some words
But didascalies i don't know what it means
I just explained it...
I verified, there is no words for it in english, probably because there aren't many great theater plays in english language.
Here is the traduction by google of the definition given by wikipedia: "A didascalie, in the text of a play, the script of a film or the libretto of an opera or a musical, is a note or a paragraph, written by the author for the actors or the director, giving information on elements that the lines do not allow to know, in particular indications of action, acting, staging or decor. It fulfills a scenic function by giving indications, in particular on the behavior, the mood or even the clothing of a character."
If anyone would like to join my guild you can always let me know, strength required is 90, and you have to consent to a invite to the guild server.
14 slots open.
I think i can join. My attack is 133 without any extra buffs
Alright nice, and do you agree to be invited to the guild server?
Yeah sure
💀
Oh lmao, bad spell spam ☠️
Milk
@glossy laurel lv10
NNNNOOO MY ALLERGIES
End
chad
No more milk
Splashes every copy of you
Duo
scatters scales all around
Gets milk and smell
This is not milk
Yes
This is çùm
You think its an ordinary milk?
Sussy police will take care of you
Theirs another milk man
I am the Milk Man cult leader
Our lord and savior
Ale, the Milkman
And I'm the Doomslayer
It's a milk war I guess
@opaque nacelle stop sending it 💀
Milk 😩
The milk of Ale is said to provide great strength
I need to stop this
You must prove devotion and work for it though
Orange juice is a different topic

I have no neck 
And so do i
Shoots head
Then I simply do the things I do to full-sized Vague
EATS
Bites milk man turning milk man to zombie
You think you can bite liquid?
I'm too greasy
You didn't knew my body was made out of milk
You think wolf doesn't eat chicken
Soon to be bear
Uses 0.1% of power
Uses -69 of power
I summon grass
https://c.tenor.com/vsSV0xcqvSAAAAAM/mcdonnells-curry.gif
I'll eat your grass 
😩

I will fight you
Even if it meant I die
rude
Hm.
Don't say it
Untill its the only thing to do for top players i will
Jupe is ok with it so make a better version where it will be punishable
Thought we understood each other last time
Hello
Howdy partner?
🍷
Making it so that neg spell spam gets punishment would be stupid
Cast lal the way 
Anyways @restive trail stop casting on @native yacht they're my worker now 
bro caster
Anyways got anyone to cast on spell cd are over 
You know that i started destroy noobs because of you?
Wanted revenge for elves

Lmao
Well yeah i expected a someone to succeed that duty 
Anyways got anyone to cast on i see no elves
The unaffiliated ones
hi @restive trail 😄
eh?
eh!
Holy
man loves his milk
How?
Hi
gracias
Fuck
@twilit patio just accidentally ended a dungeon run after 2 rooms, gimme a beer
why'd you gotta hit me man
so tell me forager, how was your dungeon?
entering and demanding a beer without proper greeting
this is a gentlemen's tavern
k sorry
first time ordering
I went through a bag, and got bit by a spider. Then I killed a wolf pup. Then I forgot about the whole if you don't click continue for 30 seconds the dungeon ends and thats what happened
thx
also I just realized, one dude an hour ago just said "gib drink" and you complied
I am inclined to (politely) request a consumable beverage of partial alcoholic composition and significant volume to quench my thirst, preferably of the variety known as Ale since I am of Dwarven heritage.
Hello, bartender. The last time, I took a cider, but that milk man? Thing? exploded it with a grenade, along with the rest of the tavern, which you cleaned really fast, by the fay. I'm impressed. So I couldn't drink it. So today, a order a cider again, to finally know how your artisanal tavern-made cider tastes. handles two gold coin, since I remember its the price
your cider gentlemen
Thank you. By the way, if that Milk gentleman comes here again, could you please say to him he owes me a glass of cider and a pot of breton salted butter caramel?
sure thing
Does anyone know why the nearest necromancer has a the secret passage from his office to an nest of giant bee?
your drink will be served shortly dwarven comrade
your ale gentlemen
Your rapid service is appreciated
It's the best tavern of the region, after all!
It's also the only one, but it's not relevant.
What happened to it?
got burned to the ground multiple times due to fights
(it got archived)
(as far as i know it exists as an archived chat and got renamed to Maxim's Tavern)




200 g on maddening
.
pls god make me win next war or raid



get rekt
Sylveon!
Very cute
How do I start out on the playground thing?
Press windows key + L
@twilit patio Hello dearest bartender. May thou please have thy hard whiskey
Here you gentlemen
thank you

Milk @twilit patio
Bartender has gone to sleep. 
Hello
I like going to discord and chat with chads and workout sometimes i have no bitches
Oh nice
Chad
Lets talk about why we joined discord
Ok sure
I joined Discord on a boring Sunday afternoon to escape online class and my life
Also bc i like worldbox
And maps are cool
How about you?
Joined discord because you can get maps, joined in 2021 i think
Oh nice same
You love milk
I do it so its accurate
Cool
Oh ok
You?
Le Nouvel Eden
Nice
What's wrong?
Why did you join them?
What do you mean?
The leader was nice and we worked together to get a token
And so i joined
Nice
Sadly he was banned for a month
Bc he posted a discord link in speciesbox
Owh
And 1 day accidentally copy pasted and automod banned him
So i'm in charge of guild for now

Until he gets back
I joined bre because i need bablos and i like bre
Thank you
Nice to see new guilds on the map
Tbh i want to join a guild that has more making of bablos so i can reset my lvl and just comeback
Be careful of chest cult though
I can't do it because maybe they wont accept me back
Ah i see
Very unfortunate
If you can, stick with the guild
I don't think guild hopping is a good idea
And also don't do what uncanny did
i will do what Uncanny did, but in reverse
because yes
Bartender missing
@twilit patio
Oof
He off
Welp
Btw what did you do today?
Went to the airport to fetch my mom
Nice
She brought so much stuff back
Hello bartender
hi
Bonjour
What do you like bartender?
wdym?
What do you enjoy doing?
Any passions?
Nice
Hobbies?
nah
Oh ok
i'm a bit boring ngl
You'll find one passion
dream? like in sleeping?
What do you want to be in life?
dunno
What goals do you have?

to not be useless
Nice
Just want to graduate to college
Just want to survive
And be happy
Probably get enough money than live in a mountain with my life than do farming
Woah cool
Ill teach my kids the life withouth phones
Mountain life
Yeah don't get them addicted to those
Very simple peaceful life
I got addicted when i was like in highschool my grades start failing
That's if ww3 doesn't break out tomorrow
Ye
To what?
nah get them addicted but teach them some old skills to keep the knowledge alive
like smithing
Phones, computer
Smithing?
Cool
Ill teach em farming
Nice
How did you recover your grades?
Still not
Oh oof
☠️
Good luck bro
I spent my life playing speciebox even though i have homework to do
Thinking to myself that im a useless person
Same
Couldn't even help my mom
What was she doing?
Shes a teacher
Oh
Maybe you're just not that kind of guy
I'm sure you're amazing at something else
teaching is hard man
Breaking things
My dad is a great guy while being not
How?
He drinks and regrets it but keeps doing it
Ill never drink and smoke and sh
I know im gonna regret it
Especially if you're addicted
Ill just stay with milk
Yeah milk is healthy
How about you?
My parents?
My mom is a social butterfly
And my dad is nice but sometimes gets really angry
Nice just like you
And when he's triggered then.....things happen
But he's getting better
Not as bad now
Same
Do you like online classes?
No
Same
I always just play other things and don't listen
And at the end, I learn more from Youtube than from the classes
Yes this is true
It's not easy to concentrate for 7 hours straight
But i respect my teachers for teaching us so hard
I just fought a teacher knowing its my fault☠️
Same
See you soon!
@twilit patio give me milk
Ok maybe I shouldn’t pick milk
@twilit patio Hey Snek. I just rose to engineer, so I'm here to celebrate
Hmmm
Congrats!
@twilit patio can i have a drink before i die in the war?
Sure brave knight
Drinks are free for those who gonna fight in war
cheers
No
Give me 27 bottles of whiskey
Do you have the money to pay that much forager?
Yes
Here I have this too



