#🍻tavern
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_s @frail harness

Hello.
HEY YAL I BEAT DUNGEON LEVEL 25
Ok
☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️
Congrats man
How should anyone invite me to a guild?
And what are guilds even are!!
they are stuff you get bablos from which is used for gold or reducing levels but guilds also boost stats
So how do I get invited??
idk have a member of one invite you
Can anyone invite me to a guild??
How do you get a new spell
Win in raid
Ok
I wanna ask. Is there any benefit in using cooked food?
Recovers more hp and stm
But like just using uncooked food recovered like 15
And cooked food cost like 5 food to make
So instead I could just use 5 uncooked food and recovered 75 health and mana
Right?
If you reaches 100 lv cooking, you can make 1 food to 1 cfood

Hm.
hm?
I beat dungeon level 25 with only stamina effects and also only being a lvl 100 druid
Trait that helped me out spikes
In that case you are ready for the ultimate challenge
Madness 1 - 25 run
how I can use a map that I have download
How do I increase my mana?
pizaaaaaaa
Use mana gems on your equipment.
Is anybody for a trade??
I will give 70 gold for 12 adamantine or full mythril armor (or 49 for full steel)
Oh ok thank you
_s
War when
i pissed
Hm.
Good job. You get a star 
"Morning customer, todays special is the Devil's Blood Drink"
@warm spruce i'm taking over as the tavern owner

Don't worry, we will now have a daily special drink
i would like to have the Devil's Blood Drink
"sure thing gentlemen, i must warn you this drink is made with the strongest pepper in the continent."
wait a second if it contains the strongest pepper in the continent would'nt that over lap the drinks flavor?
"The drinks objective is to leave your tongue numb, it also has a high alcohol %"
"one shot might be enough to knock you down"
alright.
drinks it
"hope your elf body can handle it"
wow you weren't kidding when you said its objective is to make my tongue numb
hey uh why do i see two of you?
passes out
"hmm. . . Poor elf couldn't handle dwarf alcohol. I will let them rest"
huming a little song
I will take a sip of that Devil's Blood Drink, please
"you sure about that my fellow vegan?"
"your friend there on the floor couldn't handle it"
I won't drink it all at once like him. I expect it to be my sole source of alcohol for the next 5 days.
"it's 5 gold coins, want me to put it on your tab just in case?"
yes, please.
"here you go, hope you enjoy it"
wakes up
oh hello so that drink was oddly good but i think i'd rather not pass out but how much do i have to pay because i drank todays special.
"5 gold coins"
oh alright i will give you the 5 gold coins
gives the 5 gold coins
"thanks, have a good day sir"
you too.
Hey it worked I just had to max myself out
Wtf roleplay actually in tavern?
E
"good afternoon sir, what can i get you?"
"i'm sorry sir, we don't sell gear here"
To equip something do _equip [item ID]

I have recently reawoken from my two-week slumber. What events occured during my dormancy?
Hm.
Nothing important
Give me anything
Salad?
Si
Ayeeeee
ESKETIT
Nice one Kate
Congratulations
W
tyty

Bruh I just fought my own guild 💀
Lmao yeah
Lolllll
@narrow heath killed me last war
Hey how do I get Giant Trait?
Pure luck
Like random luck?
By leveling up
Oh wow
I’m already 100 tho
Does that mean I can still randomly get it or can I no longer
Alright
Hm.
Heoo8
One beer please
Where's the tender
he aint on
Yummy
e
No your under 100
I want 99 beers please
Maybe ask snek
no your under aged
you got to be 100 year old or higher
Wait but to drink alcohol you need to be 20 years old
I have 827282
Tf is that
🍻 germany
Spanish 🍻
i'm calling th ploice cop on you for have 827282 beer when you are underagne
Tf are the ploice
@hollow socket 🔫 👈 
827282y years
but your ghands up
OH FU
Hail
WTE IS Ghands
you hands
I only speak spanish
Ich liebe Deutsch
🔫
This reminds me of a video I watched of the person being chased by a cop while trying to fool the cop with like 50 different languages while the cop knows all of them
I drank too much beer yesterday
It's stupid it's funny
😂
_beer
Lowkey think i got spiked
There ain't commands here bot
🔫
Heil Deutschland, ich liebe Hitler
Also bot u ain't even have gif and image perms yet lol
In fact you ain't even butterfly rank

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I may or may not need the Bablos so I can level down to hopefully get lucky and get a trait
That part is hell
Yea no
Yeah it's better if you get invited by one
Wait are u in a guild rn
No
Imma check your SB character
Alr
Why will it only give me the elf role
I would like a Sprite pls
I want a Coca Cola Ice pls
@twilit patio give the guy above me coke
We only got pepsi
Also you ponged me so. . .
They only have Pepsi
Pepsi pls
I didn’t order oj though
Went from a normal bartender gif to this
But that would be underage drinking
"welcome to the tavern"
Underage folks are not allowed in the tavern

You’re also underage
How are you so certain of that? I never revealed my age before
I know cuz of the mochi Snek ship
And they say you’re a minor
What is your age
Man you all just going around assuming peoples ages lol
Bruh one quick search and you would find out that i never mentioned my age
Well until now that is
Anyways
Oof
That's why i asked for sprite
Bruh
@twilit patio
Drinks sadly
Sorry for ping again
help i cant use commands
when i write them the bot says You cannot use commands right now
how do i repair this?
You're in raid?
no
In dungeon?
no
what do you mean?
A bit busy right now
Sorry
Whatcha doing?
Chicken when

but i dont know what thread means sory im from poland and my translator doesnt say it right i think
Which channel are you in?
Thread is like a channel in a channel
Im scared
you mean like the tavern?
Hi scared
Yeah like that
im in green-yellow playground
He's in #916947464605532240
Hes dead you know liaren goona curse him
Do not jinx him....
Why is Liarens so evil anyway?
Wow, that's a lot of damage to health
For sure
Hello @restive trail
Lets talk about the environment and economic state of the world right now
Well shit
And now @keen hazel asking me why am i "evil"?
Okay than what will you do if you see a beautiful woman in the street
What
I would do 2 things
Don't do anything
Imagine his head in a stick
Thats a american physico reference btw
Ook I don't do anything with her head in a stick
Specially pulling a chainsaw and dropping it to her
American psycho reference btw
Have you watch american physico@restive trail ?

I filmed in it
Who are you?
Demon
?!


Their was this cat and the mc tried to fit it on a atm
What movies have you watch?
Cats are not universally accepted currency
No
I don't like movies

Lol
He was hammering a drunk guy
Armor breakers saying hi
Have you watch movies @restive trail
What movies
Anything you watch
I watch many things
Anime?
No
Its about a father who lost his daughter and tried everything he even tortured a guy with 10IQ
Great acting 10/10
How about good time?
I had a good time in the end of the working time todae
Nothing?
I would help
Or should imagine their heads on a sticks?
If he touch my hand i would pull my glock and pull the trigger and shoot the dog too
If he touch my hand
American physico reference btw
Hows your day btw
Reading books instead of working with paper work is nice
My day is soo nice saw this poor guy and gave him 20dollars
What will you do if you see a man gonna suicide
Stonks
i would pull my glock and pull the trigger

I can be a comedian
Balls entertaining
My dream is being a comdian btw
im ok with one thx
if one of them is my GF so i dont have it anymore
I would get my sharpened knife and kill the ugly one and if the other one runs ill get my chainsaw
She running to the front door without realizing its lock
So she had no choice but to beg for forgiveness
And im getting my tape and contact her parents for ransom
When i get the money i ask for ransom again
Funny right

Im close at being a comedian
Btw what did you dream of last night?

Dog go bark
dog go bark

Agreed
🍷
25 max iirc but no one has a full 5 row from what i remember 
O ok
You'd need delta for a full 5 row iirc
What's delta?
Atleast 1 unobtainable trait is needed for full 5 row
A row for people who played during december
O ok
Anyone need beer?
I need dog go bark
🐶
sup
One beer and make it quick
The usual
Yes Sherlock and make it quick
What's got into you
Someone piss me off
This is a nice play @opaque nacelle
Yeah @opaque nacelle
Nice beer
Yeah i saw your wife with someone@opaque nacelle
I think shes with another guy @opaque nacelle
Katelyn isn't it
Does she be mad at you for stealing her assets
Sir this is a tavern not a place to talk with yourself
Im not with myself
Right @opaque nacelle
I have this guy
Ye thats me
Just ràped someone in the park
Thats such a johan thing
Right mr@opaque nacelle
Owh my doctor is here
Hello @opaque nacelle
Unfortunate@opaque nacelle you have a mental illness
Do something than @opaque nacelle
I can't do anything @opaque nacelle
Yeah she got warning for using assets that's she doesn't get permission from and gets mad at me for using her but not take consider the warning
AY AY AY
Classic Katelyn
Such a good story mr @opaque nacelle
Thank you @opaque nacelle
I wanna be like you @opaque nacelle
Like to be a rétarded person? @opaque nacelle

Cursw you @opaque nacelle
What happened after you dropped the soap Mr @opaque nacelle
Got rapéd
They said if theirs a hole theirs a way
So mr @opaque nacelle became a séx slàve
Thanks for the therapy man see you at black market
Tell us more story mr @opaque nacelle
Se you there
Please tell us more story @opaque nacelle
Ràped his mother infront of him
And do you have the card for the tavern
This card
Someone said to us we go here
Where your card
!rank
Ok please wait
Remember the time where we saw a suicidal man
Yeah so?
We said if he jumps will kill him
Funny right

Yeah funny

🍝🍺
For Mr @opaque nacelle
And
🍔🥪🌭🍕🌮🌯🥙🥘🍲🍛🍜🍱🍺🍾🍷🥃
For Mr @opaque nacelle
Why @opaque nacelle got so much?
(pulls ak47 with granade launcher)
Oh shit
@opaque nacelle (pulls a knife and kills @opaque nacelle )
OMG
Had to kill the idiót
I need to call the police
Run
gets in car
calls police
Police quick
There's a maniac here

Card?
Hides
I need to fight you
Wdym card
Pulls machine gun
This card
And gets a swors that can control time
And pull his mega knife called plan b
@opaque nacelle doctor comes
If you use that you will really die
I dont care doctor
YOU NEED TO FIND MY REAL FORM TO EVEN HURT ME
Uses 100 slashes of blackknife
Summons Manny snakes
https://c.tenor.com/zBb1RRUfMB4AAAAM/attack-dr-steven-strange.gif
Uses shield of darkknife
Gets bitten by snake
Yo
Makes legs and arm butterfly
It turns out that @opaque nacelle can transfer his soul to a clown
Oh god
Card?
Uses his lifeforce for his final attack
Card
Card
Dies
I'm god around here
And turns into a black butterfly
But it turns out @opaque nacelle has a son and finding revenge
Kills butterfly and makes wine of the butterfly
Trained for 100 years
Oh not again
And learned 100 years skill
What is happening
Uses 100 year skill
I need to end this
Summons 100 billion zombie
Dies
Bruh
NOT AGAIN
Wth
Sends body to an alternate universe
Reveal secret
I'm your brother
His soul:

A fight
What kind
Bruh
MAKES A BIG PORTAL TO INFINITE UNIVERSE
Ah yes the multiverse
Grants a godly sword and 1vall
You need fight you for an alternate universe first
Dies in the 867th multiverse
Im out
Saying his last words
I need to really end this
*Kills every version of @opaque nacelle *
Time to get back to work
But it turns out one was left behind
Oh shit
Secretly not knowinglt
He trained for 5m years
And learned the most powerful skill in the @opaque nacelle family
Summons every version of my self
https://c.tenor.com/GdDnYB5uzh0AAAAM/benedict-cumberbatch.gif
Send everyone to hell
Kills everyone including the original @untold loom
Fights
Let's end this
Ahhhhh!
Use grass
Uses rocks
Uses paper
Uses void of dexterity
Summons infinite amount of zombies
Summuns infinite amount of spiders
Revive every version and makes @opaque nacelle alive again
https://c.tenor.com/iIoKtwgSTvsAAAAM/dr-strange-doctor-strange.gif
Stops in shock
@opaque nacelle block the slashes
@opaque nacelle saying his last words
Dies
Sequel next summer
Post credit scene
@opaque nacelle and @opaque nacelle mother
Watching from the woods
@untold loom is revealed to be alive and he said "I was holdings back"
where politics
Donald trump is better
mcdonalds' trumpet
Shut up @untold loom
No
oh no this is getting too political
ANGRY
BIDEN IS BETTER
elves deserve death
ILL TELL YOU SOMETHING BIDEN SUCK HE IS SUCK
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING IDIOT
guys guys calm down, mr. putin's obviously the best president of america
"i agree, but these bastards love to try dwarven alcohol even though they can't handle it"
FATHERLESS KID IS GETTING ANGRY
NO IT'S DONALD DUCK
"weak people tryna be strong, amirite?"
😠
:(
"yup and they pay well so. . ."
Your father doesn't exist
scheisse
Shut up idiot
Want a fight fatherless kid you are on
https://c.tenor.com/jNGGYr4g4xAAAAAM/benedict-cumberbatch-dr-strange.gif
"They sell for a bout a hundred ducats each, how about giving them up to the "traders" in the back alley? :)"
Holy shit this is an entire movie now.
Summons snakes
"sir if you want access to the black market then go to #💰worldbox-casino "
SEND FLYING TO A BUILDING
"Those guys stole my kebab :C"
YOU IDIOT
Guys how do I trade equipment again
"I spent 2 minutes defrosting that kebab, and was ready to cook it, when these bastards confiscated it."
Using trade command
Became 100 clone
https://c.tenor.com/iIoKtwgSTvsAAAAM/dr-strange-doctor-strange.gif
Summons every vague
https://c.tenor.com/GdDnYB5uzh0AAAAM/benedict-cumberbatch.gif
NNNNNNOOOOOO
No
Kills devil
Argh
- @untold loom killed @Dwarf Vague|Vague Earth 0293732#7913
Post credit scene
Dwarf Vague Attacking the camera man
I love pepsi
I'm gay
@opaque nacelle comes in a hole
Why is this going on in here
*Kills @Dwarf Vague|Vague Earth 029282#303837
Goddamn Creatures
You are still alive
Yes father
Armor has broken down
I'm the evil version
I expect you do that father
You think i foolishly come here begging you to revive brother
Uses eternal slash
Remove @opaque nacelle Magic
Uses magic but didn't work
- remove @opaque nacelle heads*
Destroy Everything
Its was a trap
Oh shit
Pierce his mighty sword in his heart
Confused shock
the real dwarf is behind
Dodge
@opaque nacelle 1 comes in behind and uses his skill box
Keeps shrinking overtime
Summons the devil
Remove everything magic and skill except for the devil and dwarf Vague
I'm god mortal
ENOUGH
Your skills doesn't affect me so called god
I'M HOLDING BACK MORTAL
RESETS THE UNIVERSE
Hahaha it doesn't affect me
Dust becoming parts of my body
Uses skill eternal blaze
Spear
Spear hits in the ground
Summons a gigantic @opaque nacelle
Makes everything blind
Gogantic @opaque nacelle got taken down
@opaque nacelle uses eternal blades slashes almost all zombies
Makes the zombie alive again
Makes the zombies have magic
@untold loom is in half
heals
Shock
Summons @opaque nacelle and @opaque nacelle from universe 89764
Grants them magic
Makes a zombie virus and spread it to every universe
*Eats @opaque nacelle *
Uses anti zombie for 500000 universe
@opaque nacelle tries to save @opaque nacelle
@opaque nacelle use skill slashed
Start screaming
@opaque nacelle uses limited power
60seconds only
@opaque nacelle tries everything in 60 seconds
Makes everyone can't hear anything
@opaque nacelle cant kill @untold loom in 60 seconds so he have no choice but to self destruct
Start to running breaking the multiverse
@opaque nacelle selfs destruct
@opaque nacelle turned into a stone with a unkown signs
Destroy the stone (the power has break the reality)
Punch (The multiverse has destroyed)
Still fails
The power is so strong that is send @untold loom to another multiverse
Became base form again
You guys seem like you’re into RP
Unconscious
80 years later
@opaque nacelle reincarnated to a girl not knowing what her past is
Became the final form/true form
Pls delete
Its unimaginable you have something like that in your phone
Exactly
What is that?
Your a strange person@untold loom
...
Why is there so many people named vague?
Vague the universe of madness
What your guys reaction to the pictures
Scary
Very horrifying



They’re interesting
My bedroom is close on the window
I like spiders but thats just weird
Oooo~~~~
Thats something

Normal Vague
1976-2075
He died
"todays special drink is Fairy Last Breath, you gonna feel like you got hit by lightining"
Can i get a coconut
?
"whole coconut or just the water?"
Whole pls
I dont have silver i only have gold
"no worries i will give back change"
Ok hands over 5 gold coins
Im sorry
What the heck was even that
"welcome to the tavern, since you are the old owner i will give you a discount and a free drink"

"if you ever want a drink, call for me Jimono ;)"
Beer
Ew as a german i can say most beer taste horrible at least from my perspective
Wheres the bartender
Hm idk
Not really its role play
Silence
Hmm i guess thats not wrong
We dont have cows tho
We only have men
Drinks milk knowingly i get addicted and fall into debt
Nah its Dragon milk
Can i have more
Oh wow isnt that even more inefficient
Add that with 1/4 beer
Wanna open a tab or you will pay now?
Runs








