#🍻tavern
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if i upgrade 10 gems every day
i can end this in 60 days
at least 2 months..?
hmm
i think i can make it nearly
Look at the threads of playground
Only 300 missing for 420 gems
perfect timing for the wipe
Nooo


I somehow just died in a dungeon even though the boss just defended the whole time.
Ow
Stamina bro
yeah.. 😂
how did you're role? i aint got mine
nvm just got it 
Beer for me!
Kinda joyful to kill him
Anyone recruiting? i want to join a guild
No father?
wdym
imagine getting mad at someone for using a bot
real r/ImTheProtagonist behaviour tbh
I just punished who ignores my warning
and other two rooms are empty
t
they were just using a bot though???
how do you get mad at someone for that?? kinda bonkers tbh
As you know, if there's two people playing dungeon in the same room, lagging af
and i seriously hate this



It's like manners. Just like two people can't use one toilet at the same time
Cause it is annoying
also it's a bit over-the-top to use every bad spell
Its also fun
quite mean tho tbh
I've been generous with three warnings before, and everything but one ended up with a warning. But it didn't work. Eventually, one person a day came in while I was doing dungeons, and I changed the warning
It's cruel, but it can definitely solve it
hard to deal with lag when it turns a 40 minutes dungeon into over an hour
Since they second he is done arguing with you he would go elsewhere
lmao
I just cursed a brand new elf and recommended reset
Good elf, unfortunate elf
it maybe a waste of time but I feel like I'm relieving my stress
a good elf is a burning one
Dwarves gathered somehow in a bar

well if you keep this manner, you can be my friend
Well, for a beer


im saving this one
grand meme thief again
why have nitro when you can have desktop
for evaluation, I've been playing for two months
why is this gif too smol
wait is that arkknights?
yeah
Although these are old screenshots
When i search some guns, some strange anime characters appered
@warm spruce yo i'm infusing a mythril ring with mana
go to #939910505177448569
too low quality
Wait, guns?
yeah, old times
...
wait you mean Girls Frontline?
Yeah that thing
I thought about that too
some nsfw thing
is that ump
sadly they don't have a HECATE II one
i think so
As?
why they changed guns into anime girls thing
Ouch
kind of an asshole move tbh
welp his fault, not mine
I just warned, and he ignored
at least he can ask why, before doing dungeon
hih I like this
wait hold on
context?
oh i thought they were just like
a new character
that someone just made
still kind of a dick move though
Stop, friends, a genestealer has crept in among us!
wot?
If he was old player, I would think once
but he's new
tyranid spawn
rips vent cover off and crawls into vents
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!
Time to break out the poison gas
releases poison gas into vents
gets poisoned
le injects genestealer dna into a crew member and escapes into space
gets fired upon by the ship's cannons
black templars everything here must be on fire
The tavern comes under Alpha Legion jurisdiction.

Fuck off, motherfucker


yeah he's still a freak
Why?
You know
4:33 am, great time to take some tea

Go to sleep
i will get some cider
No
welp i missed timing
so i dont sleep at all
There is a reason, I am vindictive
aye buds let all calm down, we all dwarves here
I think you being an elf is reason enough
That's it

oh wait they are an elf. . .
Am i elf?
@restive trailwtf you think you are doing coming here vegan
You were last I checked
Yes, tranself
you not welcome here tree hugger
anyway, dwarven supremacy
Rly?

stop stealing
but they cute
It's communism baby

Well you act like an elf
I'll bet you eat like an elf as well 💀

Funny, I couldn't sworn I saw them as an elf
He is an elf from Warhammer
lol
omg the time is coming..

오전 = Am
This freak is hurting our dwarf brother!
HOW DARE THAT DAMN DEMON
alr 2022's 4 time passed
noice
nighty night Jimono
Get out of here elf, half-finished!
Go insult me more
interesting kink
and you look like someone who might like it
sometimes its funny to see barking dogs
borf
dog go bark
dog go bark
poor dwarf
🤮
🦑
haha
Oh no oh no
i do know warhammer
i have like two AoS figures
more than two, i've only painted two
lucky guy

lucky lucky
it's a pity
It would be cool
Yeah
🍺
👍
🍺
🍾
🍷
Get out of here bidlo
hm
Gg’s
Как детей перерезали
Why didn’t you join war


shiet i missed war. cant create church of deez nuts now. sadgs
You would need more deasium for that

Do they invite me to their guild?
I was taking a nap
It’s ok 😎👍
Like a mid day nap?
Because mid day naps hit different
Lol yeah
Good morning!
Good morning


War maybe dislike me
Why?
it starts when i was sleeping
Same 

Timezones favor the west
and always kill me all the time joined
@next juniper congrats on the double win!

hmm
Nice I was sleeping
I have finally cut the world map from top to bottom, I can upgrade our guild now
What in the world 
We are long bois
He was already contained a long time ago
What is Pijattelum?
A dead guild I think
Oh
By the way, what clan are you in?
Chest cult
Don't you want to join our funny guild? 
Nah, i might be here until total reset
Sad, you miss something
And I like the name
Our name is better
How to enter?
I need to add you
What’s that?
It was my idea for joke but Boar liked that
add me
Ah sadly you need more atk to join
actually, guilds are just for babloos
many players are in hibernation waiting for sb 2
currently weirdmaggedon
Fun place 
Yes hamzageddon 
@teal spoke can you have negative skill levels if you edited stats 
Like what would happen if you crafted negative 69420 gear
probably negative damage
heaL?
dont you want to try?
Anyone a guild owner thats recruiting?
Me

I’m not owner but Yk
Shared ownership type beat
Aren't dungeon delvers just professionals at breaking and entering
And why do dungeons just purposely leave ways to enter around anyway
Lol
Que pex
the economy?
it exists
So that’s a good start I think
I’m just trying to figure out what to do with my 700+ power gems lmao
same as usual
adamantines are cheap and dusts are expensive af
sadly ur gonna wait
i mean i get it but
a long long time
yeah but
butt 😳
edited 😳
shhhhh 😳
alright wont tell anyone
.
liar
ok now
Cuz I have so many power gems I don’t need lmao
I think 5 adamantine is equal to 1 dust
lol
Dang.
only
So 1 gem would theoretically be about 50 adamantine?
I can mine 6000 adamantine in one gather
oh.

mfw math doesn’t exist
gems are usually about 3x the value of dust
lmao
Oh
varying from gem to gem
for example mana gems are not as valuable as stanima gems
h wait
@cyan moth literally wtf am I supposed to do with these
Cuz I cba to spam them on a bow for 2 hours
why should i know
you can ask me to remove them from your inventory for free
can you give me undefined
I wanna sell them for profit though
i really liked the days when i had undefinined
I only have deez nuts and your mother
sad
Or like, if you remove them can add something else in exchange? Like 1000 gold for example?
I can give you fake gold
I can give you 69 bones for it
beans
like the 69420 fake gold that i have here
@teal spoke can i hs=ave my mother back
lol
or else im reorting you to the authorities
everyone tries to rob me but I dont have "gold" i have "gold " (with a space bar)
kekw



who tf made this
Oh ill give you 69 bones for 69 fake gold
Lmao
nah
Ok
100bones?
Can you remove 768 of my power gems pls @teal spoke
if you win the competition
for free ?
Yep
no going back ?
My entire inventory for 69 fake gold?
yep
if you're sure send "i like furries" in the chat
i like furries
they aren’t bad btw
alright
My whole character?
not even your mother
Oh sad
@opaque nacelle u sure ?
yeah
like sure sure ?
ik
are u sure u know ?
yeah
Ight
for 789 gems
bye
Upgrade
That’s the only compliment I’ve heard from a non-fur in the past two months
Oop
I’m kind of a furry
like
idk
I don’t mind them
They are just chilling

@teal spoke how much for the tokens
sigh I was hoping that I wouldn’t be up that early
One day ima win a raid 😂
Hullo
If you are comprehensible this time maybe
ok
so
we have
about 10k gold if we get a few more mmebers
and thousands of raw resources
i think
we start a monopoly
aka finishing what the original plan for adamantine was
lower prices ✅
buy large sums of the now cheap resource
monopolize
for more information lets move to
gcoa
if anybody wishes to participate who is in a gcoa faction dm me
for the link if you can't find one
obviously they are not for sale
you want me to destroy the economy more than it is destroyed
@teal spoke yes he does
also
it won't matter
cause things are about to get bad for the economy
i have started the second act
Counter argument
It would be funny
@wide wraith if your suggestion happens im naming my bow “the throngler”
No bone:(
Wdym pg in your inv also who are you 
it was excess gems I didn’t need
my name’s Katie nice to meet you
You count compliments how odd 
If you have a problem with me you can gtfo
Excess so was it in your gear 
You could've just given it to someone if it was just laying around
Someone like me 
I wouldn’t have given it for free
I would have asked for a trade lol
1 gold 
Some of it but I wasn’t gonna spam 768 of them for 2 hours
But you asked for it to be removed 
I didn’t care at that point
I could've spammed those gems 
Why are you so obsessed with it
Well they’re gone now
Deal with it
Ik such a waste 
Okay? Not my problem anymore.
Anyways who even are you i never saw you once in playground before 
Which one exactly
Because there’s the normal one and the thread
All of them i roam the playground threads and never saw you once before
Are you new or smth 
Kind of
Like
Or did you change your name
I’m a Humans King already lol
I was funiwuni but I came out as trans not too long ago
Oh 
I don’t think I had told this server so that’s why you wouldn’t have known lol
actually
oh boy

Perhaps 
Anyways did you just randomly craft 700 pg or did somebody give it to you 
Also odd to see a pink dude suddenly appear in the tavern 
I just put them back incase you are not sure enough
If they ain't claiming it can i purchase them 
500 gold 
you can purchase them from them
@opaque nacelle can i buy those gems for 500 gold 
I got gifted
Oh
I mean like
If you want to trade gold for them @opaque nacelle
lol
And also I’m a girl not a dude
So
Oof
If you’re gonna misgender me and be transphobic then you can fuck off
dude works for both
hm

I call my mum dude
Lol
she doesnt speak english though
I don’t prefer it since it can get confusing but sure ig
okay dude lady
Dood
So if i gave you 500 gold @teal spoke can give me those gems 
ehhhhh that feels weird lmao
I think they’re in my inventory
Just call me Katie
okay boomer
Oof
Dang
I’m 17 lmfao
Yeah
Katie is a mouthful people here barely even call me notle 
If I’m a boomer then Obama is a shape shifting llama
@teal spoke do you have the gems 
I call you Notle 
never said he is not
no katie does
Fair point 
@opaque nacelle can i buy those gems now
Deos this count as calling you notle ?almighty lord notle comander of slaves glorious and esteemed master


I love how the whole chat just stopped
Everybody here seems to be in the late teens
Hm
It’s discord what do you expect lol
I haven't passed the halfway mark 
#🏅sb-events btw
Is Deez nuts something that can be used or is it a trophy
trophy
Ah
How will this competition work?
The competition is happening during ACT testing 
Oh no
Your dm is off
next one might not
Good luck
I might be eating dinner at that time but I’ll try 
I dont have image perms where do I send it

Sad,event happening when im at school
What did they send lol
oh wow

perfect timing for me
bro you didnt get it
7:30 pm
i told them to send me a dm but they cant send a dm
Lol
Oh turn off dms close thingy setting
idk its working for some people

hmmm
so its not hamza
How odd
its their settings
Oh I turned it off 
Just say it here @abstract bronze
I want to win some of deez nuts 
Lol
I don't know if you have to ping hamza or not so they'll add you
already did
r/place ended
Cheese
Hi
Yes
And only cheese
The only thing that matters is cheese
Cheese is life, cheese is forever
Non
I talk 4 languages its enough
Deez nuts
Some kind of polyglot?
I come from transcarphatia (Ukraine) which used to be a part of hungary
And i talk russian and english
Seems useful for traveling
I only talk 3
French , English and Italian
Tho I used to speak German before but now I forgot everything
Italian? Cool
Hi
Що ні?
Mandarin
Purposefully hit your head hard on smth pretend it was an accident
Then pretend that you forgot to speak what the language you spoke
Then only talk in mandarin
Raid shadow legends!
I’m already learning german, but being fluent would be much better.
Note: Kartoffel.
Potato
I love potato
Yeah same
I'm learning French
I'm learning Russian, and even though it's my native language, I'm already tired of learning it
@winged cove congratulations comrade
And again some asshole threw debuffs at me
lol
nit, I'll find him and break his neck
Так що ні?
ООО РУССКИЕ
How do I use gems????
No way
what is dust for
How do I join a guild
Ask
e
I NEVER GOT PINGED FOR IT
Rip
Ngl sometimes I notice that the pings can be a bit off
Even with mine it just disappears from the notification menu

Nitro noooo


Yeah sometimes it’s gave me a ping after it was over 🗿
@dry path Seems as though Hamza wants to remove the chair unfortunately
Nooooooooo 😞
Sadge
Got the screenshot
😎
hm

hi @teal spoke
hi @cyan moth
so what are the rules in #🏅sb-events
is cheating allowed
sure you can try to cheat in a very simple game that is impossible to cheat in
@teal spoke can I be a last minute entry into the event pls 
n0

then we'd need one more player if i let you join
Me?
alright
is that a challenge btw?
Lol
fun
soup
soup
can you do _i r and _i g please andi
Yeah sure
i need to see your stuffs
alright probably gonna delay it
or we can randomize the Upper and Lower Brackets
we have 6 people
3 in upper 3 in lower
When would you reveal which game we will play
i mean
we still have 10 minutes
people might show up then
if they set a reminder for 10 min
some obvs will be no shows due to being bust buy
hm
Hm
Hmm
hrrrrmmmph!
Hmmm
Ooh
Pure rng
more like black jack in a way
will if it's not then its not fair
unless its pure skill
but pure skill games take far too long
Im confused hm
yeah and not everyone plays the same games
you get a roll 1 - 100
so pure skill will be unfair too
say choose 100 what happens
hmm
then your opponent rolls
and if they got a higher number
gonna be challenging to cheat in

you lose
so upper and lower bracket will be chosen randomly sadly
hm
8 reactions
oh we got one more person
yayyy
so its your turn to roll
Ok
i roll hamza

_eval (Math.floor(Math.random() * 100 + 1));
i roll a dhamza
i reroll!
how do u rolle
avg 40 is higher than a 5 so
you cant re roll
can i roll a Dhamza please
Rigged
Dang
cheating
you lost
One question
sad
re rolling is optional
you tell me and i roll for u
tell me when its my turn
i didnt have time to implement a command
?roll d20
YES
m
,roll 100
:game_die: You rolled 63
!roll
!r 1d100
Nice
.
alright
,roll 100
:game_die: You rolled 85
we will use ,roll
lol
,roll "hamza" "hamz" "ham" "ha" "h"
Invalid argument provided.
Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]
,roll "hamza" "hamz" "ham" "ha" "h"
"hamza" "hamz" "ham" "ha" "h"
Invalid argument provided.
Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]
hmm i forgor how to do that

NOOOOOOOOO
,roll hamza hamz ham ha h
Invalid argument provided.
Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]
Should we open a betting pool on who wins 
,roll "you win" "you loose"
Invalid argument provided.
Usage:
roll [max number or options to choose from]
oh
I'm going to bet 300 gold on @abstract bronze winning
Then bet on yourself 
imma bet
Am I late
my future generations of children
So your left nut
,roll hamza, hamz, ham, ha, h
:game_die: hamz
Tragic
Future children not accepted as betting material
I'm confused has it already started
lie
,roll HyperTree101, EmperorRyanII, I buy absolute gems (150 gold), Witch magic Wyvern, Black Platinum, Third Tree
:game_die: EmperorRyanII ,I buy absolute gems (150 gold) ,Witch magic Wyvern ,Black Platinum ,Third Tree
oops
,roll HyperTree101, EmperorRyanII, I buy absolute gems (150 gold), Witch magic Wyvern, Black Platinum, Third Tree
:game_die: Witch magic Wyvern
ok i think hes gonna win
,roll HyperTree101, EmperorRyanII, I buy absolute gems (150 gold), Witch magic Wyvern, Black Platinum, Third Tree
:game_die: I buy absolute gems (150 gold)
or andi maybe
timber
No
,roll Yes, No, Maybe, You Stink, Go Away, Ping the Mods, This is a Stupid Option, Hahahahaha
:game_die: Go Away
ñ
...
You can turn the roll thing into an 8-ball
,roll "Answer Unclear", "From my perspective, YES", "uncertain"
:game_die: "uncertain
hah i had the idea first
Yuh
great minds think alike
Noooo
I had an even better 8ball 
:)
,roll 0 80
:game_die: You rolled 1
I read the rules so I have a small idea
how do i roll a number between 0 and 80
,roll 80
:game_die: You rolled 49
,roll 800
:game_die: You rolled 565
@teal spoke Unfortuantely I gotta eat dinner so I’ll participate another time
nooo
brah

I'll win for you
Lol no
😶
alright
this is the new one
so higher and lower brackets were picked randomly
since we like rng here
,roll 100
:game_die: You rolled 98
@upper badger and @pseudo mortar
Because now you are on top
,roll 100
you at top now
:game_die: You rolled 93
you are in the higher bracket now





