🍻tavern

[molten void]

Less stm

[mortal seal]

1 minute 🙂

[molten void]

[warm spruce]

i hope we got this

[timid trellis]

[mortal seal]

YAY

[true plover]

We got dis

[molten void]

I can damage 5000

[timid trellis]

20k hp

[sleek swallow]

I was first on die

lol

[mortal seal]

😦

[timid trellis]

dam

[true plover]

Jimono really took 6k

[warm spruce]

5500dmg lmao

[timid trellis]

strong

[warm spruce]

madboar can end this

[mortal seal]

yes

[molten void]

Gg

[timid trellis]

ggs

[warm spruce]

Nice

[true plover]

Noice

[molten void]

[timid trellis]

1 tapped

[warm spruce]

unlucky hmm

[true plover]

I didn’t get to attack

[warm spruce]

well you survived

[true plover]

Sadness

True

[molten void]

But survive

Better than jimono

[warm spruce]

im satisfied with this 5500 dmg

[molten void]

Than I?

[warm spruce]

you could make over 6000 dmg i think

you have 2 spells right?

[mortal seal]

[timid trellis]

@molten void may i get a quarter of your power sir? 🙇‍♂️

[molten void]

Idk

[warm spruce]

maybe no

[molten void]

How much damage can I do to the raid boss?

Jimono is 5500

[timid trellis]

was just joking anyway

[tight ravine]

Does anyone know how cooking food works?

[opaque nacelle]

yeah you need 5 raw food to cook 1 cooked food

[tight ravine]

I mean the command

[opaque nacelle]

it's _craft then select cook

[tight ravine]

I’ve tried it but it tells me to reply with a number

And when I reply it doesn’t see it

[opaque nacelle]

reply with the maximum number

[heavy stream]

Tell me my pfp isnt cool

I found it on the streget

Street*

[mortal seal]

Some one trade 17bronze for 4food?

[lyric isle]

How is everyone,

?

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/triggered-darkest-dungeon-plague-doctor-gif-18503135

[mortal seal]

Good

[lyric isle]

Good to hear

[mortal seal]

👍

[tawny hull]

#4 flex

Ignore how it was on day one

[earnest oriole]

Lol

[warm spruce]

and now

[molten void]

Im still #1

[tawny hull]

Ik

I’m 20th

[warm spruce]

after all the situations, nikon is still #7

[true plover]

I’m #5;-;

I don’t understand

[lofty dawn]

Hmm

[opaque nacelle]

Oh that

[simple quartz]

Updated Exchange Rates

[opaque nacelle]

37 for Adamantine now?

[simple quartz]

adamantine prices going up

you can check the trade logs

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1r41lXRLgnludN31urf_2ONuCmgEreKe_nRA_27ffREE/edit?usp=sharing

[dapper warren]

[opaque nacelle]

Sus

https://c.tenor.com/kHcmsxlKHEAAAAAM/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring.gif

[dapper warren]

Interesting

But bot have trade logs lol

its is undone feature

but all trades

logging

[simple quartz]

yeah but Im using this one to calculate the averages n stuff

[opaque nacelle]

Damn

[simple quartz]

to beat the market

[opaque nacelle]

Is gold inflating or adamantine getting higher in value

[simple quartz]

demand for adamantine is at an all time high prob

used to be worth like 20 gold per ore

now almost doubled

[lofty dawn]

Yeah that sucks

[lean hare]

Does the cooking skill do anything?

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/plague-doctor-pat-gif-22885959

[dapper warren]

No, i dont like this one

[twilit patio]

There's worse, trust me

[simple quartz]

I added the derivative markets for viewing the trade activity on a graph

[opaque nacelle]

Anyone selling steel?

[runic heron]

What is the best way to get gold?

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-kermit-the-frog-type-typing-type-writer-gif-19885510

[tight ravine]

Hmm

I thought I remembered there being a dungeon room

[peak kindle]

as a complete noob I have to ask this question
is using a gem to upgrade equipment permanent or temporary?
it doesn't specify in the guide I don't think

[severe phoenix]

There is. 3, actually, just check the threads in #🏜playground.

[tight ravine]

Thanks

[severe phoenix]

For equipment it’s permanent, for yourself it’s until you finish your next dungeon or battle.

[peak kindle]

well I know what I'm gonna do with all the gems I get now

[severe phoenix]

Give them to me, right?

Right?

[peak kindle]

nah, ima hoard them and them shove them into equipment once I get the best I possibly can

lmao

[severe phoenix]

Well that’s not “giving them to me” but it’s understandable.

[peak kindle]

lmao

[odd needle]

Outta curiosity, How do you get these values?

[simple quartz]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1r41lXRLgnludN31urf_2ONuCmgEreKe_nRA_27ffREE/edit?usp=sharing

@odd needle

[odd needle]

Oh, thanks

[simple quartz]

np

[odd needle]

Also I can rise at level 70 right, I don't gotta clear the dungeon or nothing?

[umbral anvil]

maybe

[opaque nacelle]

How much

I need 7

[umbral anvil]

I checked prices and price of this is low as hell

🥴

[lofty dawn]

Ah ah

[topaz sparrow]

I got paranoid trait

Pog

[simple quartz]

nice

[topaz sparrow]

@simple quartz what does paranoid trait do

Except for robbing immune

[simple quartz]

That’s the only thing I can think of

[topaz sparrow]

Check wiki

Im lazy

[simple quartz]

ok

Doesn’t affect stats @topaz sparrow

[topaz sparrow]

Pog

Now i cant get robbed

Astro once robbed me beacuse he doesnt like me

Now i have like 50 golds
He would rob me again if i didnt have paranoid trait

[simple quartz]

thank goodness I wasn’t robbed when I had 90 gold

[topaz sparrow]

I got robbed my astro

For 1 gold

[simple quartz]

sheesh

[topaz sparrow]

He wasted it on me

Someone had over 100 golds

Laught at him

[opaque nacelle]

I'd pay a little extra

3 gold for 1 steel?

[severe phoenix]

These prices don’t add up anyways. Most metals are 1 gold or less, and the 3 mythril seems to be worth 1 Adamantine here.

[twilit patio]

I have completed the dungeon!

https://tenor.com/view/triggered-darkest-dungeon-plague-doctor-gif-18503135

I FEEL POWERFUL

[true plover]

[onyx garnet]

Im on fire!!!

What's this traits??

I didnt play the game for 6 hours

But it gained for a reason

[true plover]

Jimono XD

[onyx garnet]

: D

[true plover]

Jimono threw a fireball at you so u can get the burned skin trait

[onyx garnet]

??????

[true plover]

Burned skin gives more defense

[onyx garnet]

Weird and funny

[true plover]

Though the on fire effect is kinda harmful

Idk how though

You’ll just have to see when you enter a dungeon

;-;

[woven lotus]

Alright if anyone wants a free ring just ping me and i’ll give one as soon as i can

[twilit patio]

what type

Tungsten?

Stainless Steel?

[woven lotus]

Iron/silver/bronze

Whatever i have

[twilit patio]

ah nvm then

[woven lotus]

Im donating to the poor

[twilit patio]

Guess i am not what you are looking for

[lofty dawn]

Eh eh

[onyx garnet]

Im cute and poor

Nvm

Im only cute

[lofty dawn]

Lol

[twilit patio]

prove it

[lofty dawn]

Yeah

[vocal torrent]

need food pls giv

[odd needle]

Okay

[opaque nacelle]

How much?

[vocal torrent]

any

[opaque nacelle]

I have a lot

[vocal torrent]

anything helps

[opaque nacelle]

50 is enough?

[vocal torrent]

yeah

[opaque nacelle]

Cooked food

[vocal torrent]

that's plenty thanks

[opaque nacelle]

Just wait for ping

@vocal torrent

Check ur inv

[vocal torrent]

yep I saw thanks

[opaque nacelle]

[simple quartz]

to the moon

[vocal torrent]

doge coin to the moon

[twilit patio]

[opaque nacelle]

can you bless me

I have been asking for days

[peak kindle]

literally 2 days but ight

today is the 3rd lmao

[twilit patio]

@odd needle i will pay you to bless me instead

[odd needle]

Man, I thought my cooldowns cleared for a moment there

_c

Okay, should be ready, normally I'd go whoever said first, but due to uh some poor financial decisions...

[odd needle]

Annnnyways, whatchu got in mind?

[unreal totem]

Snek got blessed already

Greedy snek

[twilit patio]

heh

[twilit patio]

how about -10 gold

[unreal totem]

[twilit patio]

. . . and 5 mythril

[unreal totem]

[onyx garnet]

[unreal totem]

So much for blessed

[odd needle]

intriguing offer

[twilit patio]

yes yes, you give me 10 gold and blessed for 10 mythril

nvm just realised i have no mythril

how about a bunch of rings?

[odd needle]

I would but like I have 35 pages of rings already

[twilit patio]

want 30 more?

[unreal totem]

[odd needle]

Nah it's gonna take so long that the next update will be released by then

[twilit patio]

ok i see that you won't accept it, i will have to pull out my special offer

[unreal totem]

It's very special

[twilit patio]

1 copper and 2 bronze

[odd needle]

Holy sheit, I'm in

[twilit patio]

plus shield cast

[unreal totem]

Damnit you got strong trait already

[twilit patio]

[unreal totem]

Just planned to give you weak

[twilit patio]

i am a spell tank man

[odd needle]

eh the main reason I die is cuz I have like 150 stamina and each attack takes like 60 so def wont do much

[unreal totem]

Get stamina gems

[twilit patio]

hmm

i got a new offer for you

[odd needle]

I had 12 ish but I used them for 3 upgrades

[unreal totem]

[twilit patio]

6 dust

[unreal totem]

...

Right

[simple quartz]

angel dust

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dust-cleaning-gif-12765584

[odd needle]

Goddamn it, I wanted the other kind of dust-

[twilit patio]

Sand?

wait can sand be dust or is it sand

[unreal totem]

[twilit patio]

@odd needleok now real talk, i will give you 1 adamantine for you to stop underselling yourself, blessed should not be bellow 100 gold

[odd needle]

No, I'm talking about "ditchweed. Boo. The old Ali Baba. Magic Dragon. Bambalachi. Yellow Submarine. Black Bart. Dr. Giggles. Kentucky Blue. You know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about Railroad Weed"

[unreal totem]

[odd needle]

Eh, since evil does the same thing, I doubt that blessed would be worth that much

[twilit patio]

dude you gotta beat the dungeon to get evil

wait can evil protect from curses?

[odd needle]

You gotta beat the dungeon for the bless trait to activate into hero trait

I dunno, don't think so

[true bloom]

Yes

But you can't be blessed either

[twilit patio]

so evil is basicaly blessed, but better

since it has the 10% stats buff

[odd needle]

Pretty much, stat wise it's the same, but it's a lot easier to get which gives it an advantage over blessed

[unreal totem]

Evil is combination of blessed and hero

Hence

Join me to the dark side

[twilit patio]

eh already have both blessed and hero

[unreal totem]

Ugh

Heroes

[odd needle]

What if you got rid of the blessed trait with _ask and got evil so you'd have both?

[twilit patio]

ya cant

ask can only remove bad traits

[odd needle]

...oh

[twilit patio]

which is why you can completely screw someone's rising with blessing

[opaque nacelle]

I wish I could have been blessed

You greedy snek

[twilit patio]

@odd needlei will still give you an adamantine if you swear to not bless them

[odd needle]

I can use.... blessed... for evil?

[unreal totem]

Ugh

[twilit patio]

well yes

[opaque nacelle]

I should just give up on nisw

[unreal totem]

[opaque nacelle]

I have better luck learning the spell myself

[twilit patio]

good luck

[odd needle]

You're probably better off learning evil

[unreal totem]

I would torture you if I could

[unreal totem]

Join me

[odd needle]

Nah don't worry I don't intend to bless people who want evil

[twilit patio]

i can do it for you

[unreal totem]

Evil together

[opaque nacelle]

Evil!

[twilit patio]

aye nice

[unreal totem]

Please

[opaque nacelle]

I professor chaos shall commit evil

[twilit patio]

20 gold

or 1.5M in casino

[unreal totem]

Consider it done

[unreal totem]

[twilit patio]

heh

[opaque nacelle]

Which ever I get first I shall be

[twilit patio]

fun fact, i bought 3 of those

[unreal totem]

Give me one

[opaque nacelle]

Evil, professor chaos. Blessed, Butters

[unreal totem]

Join evil

[opaque nacelle]

How do I get evil

[unreal totem]

Finish the dungeon

[odd needle]

Just beat the dungeon

[twilit patio]

first to have infinity holder, second to test if it could stack and third to stay in my inventory

[unreal totem]

Give me th third one

[raven tide]

wait

[opaque nacelle]

?

What do you mean

[twilit patio]

we can give items?

[raven tide]

so if i finish the dungeon without blessing i;ll become evil?

[unreal totem]

Beat the 25 lvl dungeon

[opaque nacelle]

Yes

[twilit patio]

yeah

[raven tide]

oh no

[opaque nacelle]

I shall be professor chaos

[raven tide]

can someone bless me?

[twilit patio]

before it was more difficult to get evil, you had to beat it twice

[opaque nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-butters-stotch-south-park-s6e6-professor-chaos-gif-22246106

Of what ever I get first

[unreal totem]

Oh... right

[opaque nacelle]

If I get evil I will be prof chaos, Bless I will be butters

[unreal totem]

Beating it is just a piece of cake

[twilit patio]

i will give you 100 gold to not do dungeon for a month

[opaque nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-boy-butters-stotch-south-park-butters-very-own-episode-s5e14-gif-21987108

[opaque nacelle]

No

Screw you

[twilit patio]

[opaque nacelle]

Greedy snake

[unreal totem]

That's too little

[twilit patio]

how come i am greedy when i am giving away gold

[unreal totem]

I'll give you 100 gold daily

[opaque nacelle]

To?

[unreal totem]

[opaque nacelle]

Just because?

Your my new evil brethern

If I get evil first

[unreal totem]

To be evil

[twilit patio]

@opaque nacelle i will give you free shield everytime you need if you quit the dungeon

[unreal totem]

[raven tide]

e

[opaque nacelle]

Then I won’t need shield dummy

[raven tide]

what is the best weapon

[twilit patio]

adamantine bow made by a lvl 100 blacksmith

[unreal totem]

Bow is good if you have high defense

Yeah

[raven tide]

thanks

[unreal totem]

100 lv blacksmith can do better

[odd needle]

Id recommend the bow, with the best materials and blackmsithing you can get 40 damage and -10 def

[raven tide]

i want to become a 100lvl blacksmith

[twilit patio]

prepare for a ring flood

[unreal totem]

Good luck on that

Sea of rings

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/diamonds-gif-7678163

[raven tide]

before the data reset i had like

[twilit patio]

we are not blacksmiths, we are ring smiths

[unreal totem]

Says who?

[raven tide]

more than 30 pages of rigns

rings

lol

[unreal totem]

The requirements to become a blacksmith

RINGS

[twilit patio]

i've been using the (smith rings --> dismantle) tactic since the reset

[true plover]

yep

[odd needle]

Levelling up for me is basically crafting rings, destroying them, and recrafting them

[raven tide]

yeah

[raven tide]

same

[unreal totem]

Very efficient

[raven tide]

but

u need alot of gold

[twilit patio]

get contact skill at the same time

[raven tide]

also, what contact skill does?

[odd needle]

Yeah, I got no clue how to get the hundred of good needed

[twilit patio]

dungeon man, pray for RNJesus to give you goblins

[raven tide]

like, destroying rings is cheaper

?

[twilit patio]

yeah pretty much

[odd needle]

I like the goblins, but hate the boss

[twilit patio]

but it won't get cheaper

[raven tide]

yeah

me too

[twilit patio]

Like you lvl up contact for cheaper prices, but it only goes up since you always have more and more rings to dismantle

[raven tide]

lol

i started playing like

[opaque nacelle]

@odd needle the choice is yours wether I am evil or good

[raven tide]

yesterday

so idk

[twilit patio]

what race are you?

[opaque nacelle]

Dwarf

[twilit patio]

ah

[unreal totem]

Dwarves

[odd needle]

Oh, no demon then

[twilit patio]

don't bless him

[opaque nacelle]

Demon?

[unreal totem]

So far

[odd needle]

Wait, can any race become demon?

[twilit patio]

orcs

[unreal totem]

There's only 2 demon

[raven tide]

beginnings are kinda hard 💀

[unreal totem]

One is not full yet tho

[opaque nacelle]

Oh I wanted to be a demkn

Demon

Oh well

King it is

[unreal totem]

The road to become a demon is hard

[twilit patio]

you gonna try for demon?

[twilit patio]

gotta avoid priests trying to bless you

[unreal totem]

You need to beat the dungeon when you're orc

[unreal totem]

Those priests

They can go to hell

With me

[opaque nacelle]

Nisw has not responded if I get evil first I am evil

[twilit patio]

getting blessed could mean either goodbye character or goodbye demon goal

[opaque nacelle]

Blessed I am good

[unreal totem]

Yeah

[twilit patio]

why not neutral?

[opaque nacelle]

Wait can dwarves be demons

[twilit patio]

no

[unreal totem]

Not to mention that blessed can be get from leveling up rewards

[opaque nacelle]

Do we have any roles like that

[twilit patio]

that's how i got mine lol

[unreal totem]

Fortunately I didn't get it

[unreal totem]

What roles?

[opaque nacelle]

I mean do we have anything similar to demons as dwarf

[simple quartz]

Inventor?

[twilit patio]

plague doctor?

[unreal totem]

Yeah

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-exoskeleton-doctor-exoskeleton-cookie-throw-door-gif-18457171

[unreal totem]

Plague doctor

[opaque nacelle]

Oh right

[twilit patio]

i still don't know if i rise to scientist or stay as screeching boi

[opaque nacelle]

Does the plague doctor have a second tier

[twilit patio]

scientist

[unreal totem]

Just screech

Better looking

[opaque nacelle]

From saved by the bell?

[twilit patio]

funnily enough Demon and Plague Doctor gain the same trait

Immune

[opaque nacelle]

Evil?

[unreal totem]

Immune trait

[twilit patio]

no, you need Evil to be demon

[opaque nacelle]

Oh

[unreal totem]

Very disappointed

[twilit patio]

Immune trait is very gud trait

[opaque nacelle]

What does it do

[unreal totem]

Yeah

[twilit patio]

Protects you from plague and madness

[unreal totem]

Yup

[opaque nacelle]

Oh

What is after plague doctor

[true plover]

👀

[twilit patio]

you are basicaly safe from two of the worse spells

[twilit patio]

scientist

[unreal totem]

I already got regeneration and strong-minded

[opaque nacelle]

Haw haw, loser you can’t be this good

[unreal totem]

[opaque nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/nelson-ha-ha-the-simpsons-point-gif-9307434

Thanks for telling me

[twilit patio]

are you protected from plague tho? it gives debuffs on all stats and they are higher than curse debuffs

[unreal totem]

Regeneration protect you from infected trait

[twilit patio]

oh nice

[unreal totem]

Orcs can't get infected then

[twilit patio]

we are both spell tanks then

[unreal totem]

Yup

[twilit patio]

i just need paranoid now

[unreal totem]

Oh

I can rob you

[twilit patio]

[unreal totem]

[gleaming yacht]

lol

[short mesa]

What's infected

[twilit patio]

The traits needed to become tank: Burned skin, lucky, strong, blessed, immune, giant, paranoid, spikey and hero.

[unreal totem]

Spikes is op

[twilit patio]

Evil can substitute blessed and hero

[unreal totem]

Very op

Yeah

[unreal totem]

A trait that gives debuffs to all stats

[twilit patio]

btw giant trait is to block diminishment, which takes away 50% of your max HP

[unreal totem]

Yeah

Oh right

I didn't have that

[twilit patio]

same

two traits i need to get now

i don't wanna end up like Finn in the delta version

[unreal totem]

I need giant

[short mesa]

Does anyone have two spare steel

[unreal totem]

[twilit patio]

now here's how to softlock someone: cast them with - plague, curse, madness, diminishment and 7 freezes.

if they have high damage and less than 100 HP madness might kill them in 2 - 3 hits

[unreal totem]

That's very sadistic

[twilit patio]

now let's see how much gold it would cost to get rid of all the effects

eh 400 gold

freeze is not a trait so yeah. . . it won't add to the cost

[twilit patio]

wanna try it on someone one day?

[unreal totem]

Why not?

[twilit patio]

Nikon might smite us for bullying

[unreal totem]

You're right

But this is for science

[twilit patio]

yes

If we find a scammer one day we strike them

[true plover]

I feel something evil is being plotted

[twilit patio]

[true plover]

As a fellow evil, I'm interested.

[unreal totem]

[twilit patio]

we planning a Finn 2.0

[unreal totem]

[true plover]

a Finn 2.0...?

[unreal totem]

Yes

[true plover]

what is that..?

[twilit patio]

oh yeah let me explain

[unreal totem]

Another test subject

[twilit patio]

in Delta version Finn got casted with both diminishment and madness

[true plover]

o

dang

[twilit patio]

it reached a point where madness could kill him with 2 hits

[true plover]

F for finn

Dude got bopped

with 2 of the worst traits

[twilit patio]

found the screenshot

[unreal totem]

Fortunately they helped to get rid of it

[twilit patio]

[true plover]

[unreal totem]

A corrupted hero

[twilit patio]

now add curse, plague and 7 freezes on top of that and you will have a Finn 2.0

[true plover]

But, how will we make a Finn 2.0 without the spells

[wild fiber]

Conversation about Hendricks Gin?

[twilit patio]

it's a long term plan

[unreal totem]

Yeah

[true plover]

o

[unreal totem]

We shall contribute

[true plover]

I'll also contribute

[unreal totem]

[twilit patio]

[unreal totem]

Purely for science

[twilit patio]

yes . . . science

[warm spruce]

[unreal totem]

Oh wait

Finn's here

[twilit patio]

?

[warm spruce]

lmao

[true plover]

.

[unreal totem]

Online

[wild fiber]

how do fucking i slash command

[twilit patio]

nah we can't cast it on them, poor guy already suffered enough

[unreal totem]

Yeah

[true plover]

Yea

[unreal totem]

They can just be nostalgic about it

[twilit patio]

lmao

[unreal totem]

Not everyone can experience such things

Very precious moments

[twilit patio]

problem is, we gotta check if the target has any protective trait

[true plover]

we need a good test subject though

[unreal totem]

Yeah

[twilit patio]

Nikon will definitely end us after that

considering the target would be a new player

[unreal totem]

Give them

Unlucky trait from the start

[twilit patio]

oh well free traits for them

[unreal totem]

[twilit patio]

good idea

[unreal totem]

From there, we can start slowly

[true plover]

but if we target a new player, chances would be that he would stop playing before we get to see anything fu-... researchy

[twilit patio]

i have enough mana to cast 3 spells tho

[unreal totem]

True

Hmm

[twilit patio]

true, we gotta be carefull to not attack somemone who's too early in or have protective traits

[odd needle]

Yo what's the best gems to use for gear?

[twilit patio]

forget all you read

[twilit patio]

any, depends on your build

[unreal totem]

This conversation doesn't exist

[odd needle]

So no gems inherantly suck?

[true plover]

Erased from your memory

[twilit patio]

hmmmm yeah basicaly

[opaque nacelle]

Hey nisw whats your bless cooldown

[true plover]

Nisw

[odd needle]

24 hours, I thought you were going evil?

[twilit patio]

hey King do you have any protective traits?

[unreal totem]

All gems except mana can be applied at equipments

Cuz mana sucks

[twilit patio]

mana can go on amulets bruh

[unreal totem]

No use

[opaque nacelle]

Depends what I get first

[unreal totem]

I mean why should you?

[odd needle]

My only spell is pretty useless at this point so mana gems won't help much

[twilit patio]

i'm a spell user, i need high mana

[unreal totem]

Hmm

[twilit patio]

also spells like blessing use 50 mana man

[opaque nacelle]

Is anyone willing to spare good loot they have outgrown?

[unreal totem]

[odd needle]

I have like 500 rings I don't need

They're all copper or bronze

[twilit patio]

noice

[true plover]

All us blacksmiths do;-;

[unreal totem]

Copper and bronze

[opaque nacelle]

I am accepting free food aswell, cooked or raw

[unreal totem]

Loving them

Hmm

[twilit patio]

do you accept ||B O N E S||?

[unreal totem]

[odd needle]

Are you sure, that's... that's even better than wood!

[twilit patio]

oh yeah true

@opaque nacelledo you perhaps mind receiving a nice donation of freshly cut strong and healthy pine wood?

[unreal totem]

[twilit patio]

what? gotta advertise it like gold

[odd needle]

How strong we talkin

[twilit patio]

dude it's pine wood

pine trees are strong as fuck

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-tree-pine-tree-gif-7317444

[opaque nacelle]

Eh I guess I could spare the inventory space

[twilit patio]

they even fight back

[twilit patio]

aight it's free, but shipping is 0.5 gold per 2 wood

[opaque nacelle]

Uhh no sorry I only do free shipping

Sorry

[twilit patio]

ok how about 0.5 gold per 2 wood and free shipping?

[opaque nacelle]

Hmmm

[twilit patio]

[opaque nacelle]

Thats a good offer

Is wood better then my metal armor

[unreal totem]

[twilit patio]

hell yeah, it's resistant and lighter

[opaque nacelle]

Defense wise?

[twilit patio]

yes, also wood weapons have extra damage dealt due to shards of wood staying inside the enemies body

[unreal totem]

[opaque nacelle]

He’s screwing with me

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jam-stonks-stonk-jam-head-shot-hans-gif-21157324

it's worth it man trust me

[warm spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/groot-bebe-comiendo-gif-8739574

[opaque nacelle]

No

But I have a deal for you

[unreal totem]

Ah woods

[twilit patio]

like Jimono is showing, your armour will have a regenerative power of a groot

[opaque nacelle]

If you pay me 15 gold you can bite my shine metal ass

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-bender-bite-mad-gif-5319793

[true plover]

XD

[unreal totem]

You prolly should get deceitful trait

You deserve it

[opaque nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/southpark-butters-gif-5881237

[twilit patio]

hmmm interesting offer, but have you considered dismantling the shiny steel ass to get resources to sell for gold for you to buy our top tier PINE WOOD?!

[unreal totem]

[twilit patio]

you better invest now, because the value only goes up with age

[unreal totem]

What a snek

[twilit patio]

and for every 100 pine wood purchased you get an extra 10% discount on every adamantine purchase!!

[opaque nacelle]

Hmmm, mk sounds pretty good but for 100 gold I can serve you a beer

https://tenor.com/view/butters-alrightthen-southpark-gif-10043499

[twilit patio]

speaking of beer, have you tried our brand new beer?! it's kept inside pine wood barrels to give it that strong and powerful feel of a pine tree!!!

[opaque nacelle]

Ooh

I am an alcoholic do you think my kid will like it, its not for me

Its for my 5 year old

He is not made up

Totally

[twilit patio]

and with every 10 beer purchased you gain 10 free pine wood

[opaque nacelle]

What about a free kidney

[twilit patio]

no need, we will just replace your kidney with W O O D

[opaque nacelle]

Hmmm

[twilit patio]

aight i'm done doing the SuperMarket act

nighty night

[opaque nacelle]

How about I took your adamite, and I will buy 1 pine

1 piece of adamite and I will buy one pine

Eh

[warm spruce]

freshly cut strong and healthy kidney

[opaque nacelle]

Good deal right

[twilit patio]

How about this super rare adamantine colored pine wood for ONLY 150 GOLD!!!

YOU BETTER BUY THEM FAST!

because they are limited collectors edition!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-shopping-run-excited-gif-7341720

[opaque nacelle]

I want a 99% discount

Then its a good deal

gives coupon

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/barcode-scan-scanning-gif-15501310

[opaque nacelle]

Yes

Very

[twilit patio]

sorry sir, your coupon only gives you a 50% discount on oak wood

[unreal totem]

Bogus

[opaque nacelle]

That is a lis

Loe*

Lie*

I know because I made a fake coupon

Not this one though

I just copied this

I have annother

[twilit patio]

the market is closed now due to a virus outbreak, we are sorry for the inconvenience.

[opaque nacelle]

Dammit

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-plauge-gif-20937480

[opaque nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-smile-wendy-peter-pan-internally-screaming-gif-4570330

[unreal totem]

Do your job better

Doctor

[twilit patio]

ok

https://tenor.com/view/bob-the-necromancer-digging-graves-coffin-tombstone-digging-gif-19042211

[unreal totem]

[opaque nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/butters-gif-21000126

[twilit patio]

my Microwave been going for 2 hours now

[opaque nacelle]

I want the adamite

[twilit patio]

give me paranoid trait then

[opaque nacelle]

Or I will tell the police what you did

Tax fraud

I know you did

[twilit patio]

Never trust an edited message

[opaque nacelle]

A tax evader always knows annother

Wait what

[twilit patio]

What?!

[opaque nacelle]

Ooh he edited I am telling

[twilit patio]

edited what?

[opaque nacelle]

That

[twilit patio]

that what?

[opaque nacelle]

it was at that moment cms gave up

[twilit patio]

[unreal totem]

So many edited messages

I wonder why

[twilit patio]

me too.

[unreal totem]

Of course you do

[opaque nacelle]

I am watching the big longer and uncut southpark movie

[twilit patio]

now that's some dedication

[opaque nacelle]

After I watch this I will have watched every southpark episode and movie

I hope butters is in this movie

[glossy cairn]

[unreal totem]

Ghost popcorn again

[true plover]

[twilit patio]

@dapper warren I got softlocked, nvm back to normal, but i can still explain what happened if you want.

[onyx garnet]

Meow Im newbie

[woven lotus]

Shut

[onyx garnet]

Meow

[warm spruce]

you need to inject a vaccine with my mythril arrow

https://tenor.com/view/arrow-cursed-arrowhead-shooting-arrow-rotating-arrow-gif-17690166

[twilit patio]

Magic 38 flex

https://tenor.com/view/triggered-darkest-dungeon-plague-doctor-gif-18503135

[coarse bobcat]

How do i do species box

[onyx garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/wonder-of-you-gif-21904836

[peak kindle]

grab the guide in #📖sb-info
it tells you how to start and a bunch more

[unreal totem]

Raids

[warm spruce]

alright that lizard is mine guys

time to eat some lunch

[final wasp]

_help

Can somebody help me?

[dapper warren]

Jist a little note: only stamina and attack does matter in raids

[dapper warren]

?

[olive forge]

Do _start

[dapper warren]

Wrong channel

[olive forge]

If you're new

[final wasp]

Yeah

_start

?

[dapper warren]

Wrong channel

[final wasp]

Wich channel?

[dapper warren]

#916947464605532240 #🏜playground #916947185587855361

[final wasp]

Ok thanks

[unreal totem]

Nice

[unreal totem]

[coarse bobcat]

Raid goin to start soon

[warm spruce]

@molten void you there?

time to eat some lunch, sire

[unreal totem]

Let's make this boss health high

[warm spruce]

last time, it was 18000

[olive forge]

oh god

[unreal totem]

I never increase my health before

But now

[onyx garnet]

I think I cant eaily play raid

[unreal totem]

[warm spruce]

i thiiink madboar is afk

[onyx garnet]

Time is too short

Cause I have school academy etc

[unreal totem]

Oh man

[unreal totem]

Just join it

[onyx garnet]

[cyan moth]

erm

what happened to #⚔raids

[warm spruce]

you participated raid

[cyan moth]

oh it edits it every minute dosn't it

[warm spruce]

yes

[cyan moth]

thoguht it was 10 minutes from 7:48

which messed with my brain

[unreal totem]

Lunch in 5 minutes

[peak kindle]

lunch? yall gonna cook the dragon?

[unreal totem]

Yes

It will be satisfying

Not that hungry

But just wanna kill the lizard

[peak kindle]

wonder what dragon would taste like if they existed in the real world

[unreal totem]

Hmm

magical

[warm spruce]

2 minutes left

i hope i can get the spell

[unreal totem]

1 minute

[peak kindle]

would probably have a taste somewhere inbetween lizard, snake, and bat
the bat part because of the wing shape usually used

[unreal totem]

What about the fire magic

Would that influence the taste?

[true plover]

.

[unreal totem]

Oh raid time

[peak kindle]

I don't think there's anything that can realistically determine if it would or not, but they neck area would probably have a smoked flavor

[warm spruce]

what a hot lizard

[true plover]

bru

[unreal totem]

[peak kindle]

if the fire were to leave behind any amount of smoke anyways, a long buildup

[true plover]

I did good dmg but why so early

[unreal totem]

What a shame

Jimono gonna win this

He can one shot it already

[true plover]

thats what i was aiming for

[unreal totem]

Oh well

[true plover]

yep

[quiet sapphire]

Wow

[warm spruce]

[unreal totem]

Congrats @warm spruce

[peak kindle]

joining the raid with no stamina does nothing, good to know lmao

[unreal totem]

Oh shit

[true plover]

Jimono, Noice

[unreal totem]

Maddening

[olive forge]

nicr job

[warm spruce]

oh yes

[true plover]

tho I wanted,

[warm spruce]

good weapon

[tight moat]

_gather

[quiet sapphire]

[unreal totem]

Only stamina and attack play role in raid

To deal damage

[tight moat]

Oops

[peak kindle]

that was my first assumption when noticing the dragon does infinite damage

[unreal totem]

I'll need to change my equipment soon

[peak kindle]

lol

[onyx garnet]

Is there a dragon damage?

[unreal totem]

I don't think

So

[olive forge]

I did literally nothing so i lived

Im so cool

[unreal totem]

Nice survivors

Damn

I forgot this is a tavern

🍻

[lean hare]

How do I use gems?

[onyx garnet]

Meow

[unreal totem]

_use gems

But the name

Like _u hg

For health gem

[lean hare]

Okay, thanks

[unreal totem]

[dapper warren]

I just saw right now how discord turned to winter theme. There even was a sound lol

[unreal totem]

What

[onyx garnet]

: O

[olive forge]

Sus

[unreal totem]

Nice

Higher gather xp

[opaque nacelle]

@dapper warren you did an amazing job creating this. 👏

[quiet sapphire]

Anyone drink?

https://tenor.com/blEij.gif

[unreal totem]

🍻

Cheers

[dapper warren]

Thank you

[lean hare]

How long do gems last?

[warm spruce]

if the raid, dungeon and war ends, they vanish

[lean hare]

Thanks, can you stack them?

Like multiple of the same

[warm spruce]

in case you enter those events

[warm spruce]

7 gems each

[lean hare]

Thanks for the info👍🏻

[lean hare]

Cool, isn’t that the thing that has a small chance to happen?

[vocal torrent]

yep

[sleek swallow]

Due to some problems i will quit the game.

Sorry bois

:(

[unreal totem]

Why?

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/sadge-guitar-mills-song-pepe-gif-18595045

[quiet sapphire]

No

[sleek swallow]

I just feel what i have nothing to do here

And also i want todo some productive this summer

Bc school ended

Soo

Sorry bois

👍

[unreal totem]

[sleek swallow]

@glossy cairn Im coming bud

[quiet sapphire]

[unreal totem]

Hope you enjoy your summer

[sleek swallow]

thx man

[twilit patio]

But like you will delete the character or just quit?

[sleek swallow]

delete

lol

[twilit patio]

[quiet sapphire]

[unreal totem]

[quiet sapphire]

people are leaving

[twilit patio]

@sleek swallow You will be missed, i hope you find your 4th favourite type of salad during your summer

[unreal totem]

[twilit patio]

https://tenor.com/view/respect-davis-boreanaz-salute-uniform-gif-11216021

[sleek swallow]

Thx man

[opaque nacelle]

nooo

[quiet sapphire]

I might have to reset it once in a while

[sleek swallow]

Soo you will be back?

[quiet sapphire]

Power inflation seems to be getting worse

[sleek swallow]

Haha

[quiet sapphire]

because of the plan

[twilit patio]

[sleek swallow]

Since you and Silly cat left the game is getting problems due to the food

[quiet sapphire]

Everyone has a high level of cooking. Even one of them would be able to donate food

[sleek swallow]

But not like Silly cat or brita

[quiet sapphire]

We don't want our resources to be controlled

[sleek swallow]

The problem of the new players is the food

Lol

[twilit patio]

Btw do you know who has Silly's food?

[sleek swallow]

I had like 20 of cooked food from Silly

[quiet sapphire]

Jimono, nisw

[sleek swallow]

but yeah i deleted the character soo

[twilit patio]

[quiet sapphire]

Anyone joining the FFT will not

[twilit patio]

FFT?

[quiet sapphire]

Beyond food, they'll control all the resources

[twilit patio]

[quiet sapphire]

First follow ship

[twilit patio]

Ah yeah right

I forgotr

[quiet sapphire]

Now there's power inflation and newbies will lose interest

[quiet sapphire]

At the same time, economic inflation

That's a relief

[opaque nacelle]

anyone got 3 power gems?

[twilit patio]

Man i feel like an antagonist

[twilit patio]

Hmm maybe

Let me check

[opaque nacelle]

why?

[quiet sapphire]

I don't think controlling resources is the way for Newbies

[twilit patio]

Reasons

Like yesterday i passed an hour planning on ways to dungeon softlock people

No idea why tho

[opaque nacelle]

[quiet sapphire]

Is inflation inevitably prevented by controlling resources?

[twilit patio]

Maybe?

[quiet sapphire]

I think it's more helpful to give resources

[opaque nacelle]

so snek, no gems or dust?

[twilit patio]

I will give you 3 pg

[opaque nacelle]

eyy thanks

need anything for it?

[twilit patio]

Do you have a spare adamantine?

Btw i maxed blacksmith

[opaque nacelle]

hm nope, i need it aswell

[twilit patio]

Aight

[opaque nacelle]

don't have any

[twilit patio]

Man why raid had to be at 4 am