🍻tavern

[quiet sapphire]

Lmao

[vale spade]

i had too much too

I never had less than 300

Ig 300 ain't that much when you compare it to others' inventory

But it was too much for me

[quiet sapphire]

In the past, there was talk of changing currency to bone because of that problem

Well, not now

[modern hawk]

@vale spade give me food 🥹

[quiet sapphire]

The garter system is also somewhat bizarre

💀

[vale spade]

Garter? You mean gather?

[quiet sapphire]

Ah gather

Sorry

[vale spade]

Don't you have like 5000

[quiet sapphire]

💀

[vale spade]

you seriously finished it all off?

[modern hawk]

yes

[molten ruin]

I require more power

[vale spade]

What did I tell you about addictions son?

[molten ruin]

MORE POWAAAAAH

[quiet sapphire]

That gather system also played a big role in destroying the economy

[vale spade]

too much food I reckon?

And too much adamantite?

[quiet sapphire]

The probability setting was strange, so adamantine was more common than copper in the late game

💀

[glass fox]

Why do I keep missing raids

[glass fox]

It’s still like that

[vale spade]

cus higher gather = better rewards and less bad rewards

[quiet sapphire]

Yea

[vale spade]

It's worse now

We can't use fucking iron to level up cus it's too expensive

[quiet sapphire]

LMAOOOOO

[glass fox]

There’s literally no reason to cook food either anymore

[vale spade]

We had to use like 100k gold to get someone to lv 100 blacksmith

[vale spade]

Yeah

[glass fox]

I should change my name back to ertkif

[vale spade]

and I'll ban you

[quiet sapphire]

Ideally, they would have leveled up by reforging all kinds of common materials with each other's help

[glass fox]

Idc

[quiet sapphire]

This is actually true during the delta test

[vale spade]

ideally

No more newbies so shortage

[quiet sapphire]

Now it just changed to psychosis

[glass fox]

No more cheap labour

[vale spade]

I have a lot of copper gear too

9 i think

Bout 50 copper worth

Or 30

Idk

[quiet sapphire]

Still, since that contact method was before being patched, it was easy to raise other people's skill levels

We'd rather level up people with food

[vale spade]

Yeah, anyone could have Max Blacksmith

[quiet sapphire]

At that time, it was fun for people to receive supplies

[vale spade]

supplies?

[quiet sapphire]

I also made gem gear for a new chest guild member

[quiet sapphire]

supply

[glass fox]

Hamza must bring back custom gear

[quiet sapphire]

I worked as a supply officer in the chest guild, helping people level up

[glass fox]

Like chair

[vale spade]

only as sprites

[vale spade]

Ahh that

[quiet sapphire]

And there was also a funny incident that happened at that time

[vale spade]

but prob not cus it's too hard to tamper with bot's code

[glass fox]

Back when guilds actually had organisation?

[vale spade]

It's zombie

[vale spade]

Huhu

[molten ruin]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[quiet sapphire]

When I was active, yeah

[molten ruin]

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

[glass fox]

Stfu

[quiet sapphire]

At that time, the division of roles in the chest guild was perfect

[molten ruin]

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR

[vale spade]

Shut ur emo mouth

[molten ruin]

I’m not an emo!

[vale spade]

How perfect?

[molten ruin]

I am not!

[next juniper]

[vale spade]

then stop your emoing

[vale spade]

Hello there top

[quiet sapphire]

I was making the entire 20+ gem gear for two guild members, but those guild members were actually alts(same person) and serious toxicity

[vale spade]

lmao

[quiet sapphire]

So he was banned, and the gear I made during that time disappeared because the developer couldn't return it

[vale spade]

What did he even do with the gear?

[quiet sapphire]

supply. He was interested in our guild

[vale spade]

He wanted to troll you?

lol

[quiet sapphire]

No, he just had mental problems

It's not a troll

So I remember it was unbanned in an appeal against the ban a few years later

[vale spade]

huh

[quiet sapphire]

Supply. I wanted strong guild war attack power, so I gave such equipment to all guild members

[vale spade]

That's why you got nerfed

Too stronk

[quiet sapphire]

After I gave it to him, he got banned and disappeared shortly afterwards

The equipment that took 4 hours(maybe) to make

[vale spade]

;-;

4hrs....

[quiet sapphire]

Yes, the chest guild was nerfed after getting 5 tokens in one war

💀

[vale spade]

good and bad

It prevents u from going overboard

[quiet sapphire]

It still remains

[vale spade]

And it prevents us from stopping kiduez and his friend's from goin overboard

[vale spade]

lmao

37 participants

I remember waiting for wars on sundays

I woke up one day to find i was like 5 minutes late

[quiet sapphire]

The box guild had competitors at the time, so we really worked hard

[vale spade]

fair

[quiet sapphire]

I don't know if it was fun for anyone else, but it was the best moment for us

[vale spade]

Shit was hard back then

[quiet sapphire]

Yea me too

[vale spade]

And it's easier now

[quiet sapphire]

[vale spade]

Gemming is so easy

just do _u pg 696969

And I think you need to use all at the end

[quiet sapphire]

At that time, it was really difficult because things like equipment upgrades and fireball tricks were used

[vale spade]

And the bot will auto gem

[quiet sapphire]

I can't forget the sight of 7x fireballs being given to all guild members to prepare for war

[vale spade]

#939910505177448569 messagenew gemming era

[vale spade]

Yeah

[quiet sapphire]

terrible hell

[vale spade]

just _u pg and that's it

[quiet sapphire]

Is there such a thing now? I really can't imagine

[vale spade]

yup

[quiet sapphire]

I may have been upgrading for 4 hours at the time

[vale spade]

In return the gemming required more gems

[quiet sapphire]

And Jimono, he was complete madness

[vale spade]

Madcat

Lemme ge the formula for gemming rq

[quiet sapphire]

Was there notle(?)

I remember those two probably had over 500+ attack power when they were active

There were 3 people? r3

[vale spade]

How to Use Dust and Gems Wisely

For dust, you can sell it (price ranges 20-40 gold) or craft gems.

For gems, at lower levels, focus on using them on your character. This helps you explore deeper dungeon levels, earning more gold for better gear.

Player effects from gems are temporary, maxing at 7 stacks per type.

At higher levels, apply gems to equipment for permanent benefits.

The formula for subsequent upgrades is Arithmetic Progression.

First upgrade (a₁) costs 1 gem, later uses increase by 1 gem.

Where a₁=1 and a₂=2.

a₂=2 due to an= a₁+(n-1).r

an= term being found.
a₁= first term (here, 1).
n= number of terms
r= reason (here, 1).

So:
a₂=1+(2-1).1

a₂=1+1

a₂=2

This method works for 30th upgrade (a₃₀):

a₃₀=1+(30-1).1

a₃₀=1+29

a₃₀=30

Meaning the 30th theorycally costs 30 gems.

For the amount of gems needed in a certain amount of upgrades, use this formula Sn = (a1 + an).n/2

Sn = total upgrades.
n = number of upgrades.
a1= 1
an= highest upgrade.

Example: Power gems needed for 30 upgrades?

S₃₀=(a₁+a₃₀).30/2

S₃₀=(1+30).15

S₃₀=31.15

S₃₀=465

Thus, 465 gems needed for 30 upgrades.

IMPORTANT

Modifier in place: Each upgrade has 75%-125% change for its value each new upgrade.

Meaning, you might pay 25% less or 25% more than the upgrade cost would normally be.

TIP

Using gems in multiple equipment pieces to keep their upgrades on par with each other is the best way to get upgrades.This helps you get more upgrades without using up too many gems like this #939910505177448569 message .

Credits to Professor kideuz (PhD in speciesbox awarded by Tavern)

[glass fox]

Didn’t topgunner have 700?

[quiet sapphire]

The surprising thing is that they all belong to the Chest Guild

[vale spade]

the madcat had mote

Like 10000000000000

[quiet sapphire]

yes he was there too

[glass fox]

Madcat = jimono?

[vale spade]

Scary people's

[vale spade]

yes

[quiet sapphire]

Why did you even organize this lol

Pineed

Pinned

[vale spade]

Not me

It's professor kideuz

[glass fox]

Damn I keep seeing my pfp and thinking it’s ertkif

[quiet sapphire]

Ah Not yours?

[vale spade]

@robust spade

all credits to him

[quiet sapphire]

Then I'll pin to the original message

[robust spade]

Sup

[placid sinew]

Hamza might be against that

[quiet sapphire]

Hello

[robust spade]

Oh the manual

Good, good

You got the updated one right @vale spade ?

[quiet sapphire]

Hmm, is there a reason for that? I don't know if there are any newbies in this game, but there is no tutorial

[vale spade]

there is an updated one?

[quiet sapphire]

[vale spade]

I don't have access to the channel now

[robust spade]

Dammit

Lemme give acess

[placid sinew]

SB outdated wiki

[robust spade]

Brb

[vale spade]

Too much fucking outdated

[quiet sapphire]

Is that site still alive?

[robust spade]

@vale spade check now

[vale spade]

The raid page is outdated as fuck

[quiet sapphire]

Yeah, I haven't seen it updated

[placid sinew]

No

[vale spade]

Only usefull for traits

[vale spade]

kay

All good

[quiet sapphire]

Honestly, the Chest Guild was a guild that was like a miracle

[glass fox]

Why hello there

[quiet sapphire]

Get both hero/demon traits and fireball trick

[robust spade]

I have both

[quiet sapphire]

They all came from the chest guild

Lmao

[robust spade]

Besides, every strategy i have is in the manual

[vale spade]

lol

[quiet sapphire]

It had the largest guild territory before being reset

got 5 tokens in the war, and got nerfed by the developer

Wasn’t it truly like a miracle?

really

[vale spade]

That's why you have PhD in speciesbox

[vale spade]

Yes

[vale spade]

I give it to him in name of Tavern Institute of Speciesbox

[quiet sapphire]

And there was a time when all of the top 10 power leaderboard members were our guild members

[vale spade]

lol

It went to eden after that

Then thm and eden shared

[robust spade]

As soon as sb 2 releases imma make a new manual

And a new economy sheet

[vale spade]

crazy guy

[placid sinew]

I got croc

[glass fox]

Wanna rank up any time soon?

[vale spade]

You should try to make one now on when ur free

[robust spade]

I am still impressed how hamza got the exact numbers of my sheet and made then a thing in crafting

Perhaps i wasn't the only one keeping track of trade

[vale spade]

Nice

[placid sinew]

Imma freeze

[quiet sapphire]

I'm exaggerating a lot about chest guilds and I think the game became less fun after they fell into inactivity

💀

[vale spade]

Ther is a Google spreadsheet for trade

[glass fox]

Spoil sport

[quiet sapphire]

wasn't there any drama like the chest guild and the rival guild back then?

After reset

[robust spade]

I made one long ago before the great depression

[glass fox]

I’ll have to catch up to Qwas and take his name now

[vale spade]

Nope

[placid sinew]

Only the winner states the rules

[quiet sapphire]

At that time, there were competing guilds as big as the personal guild and the chest guild

[vale spade]

The official one had live numbers

[quiet sapphire]

Where did everyone go

[glass fox]

Brita could you give me croc role?

[quiet sapphire]

Only the Highwaymen Guild remains

[robust spade]

True

[vale spade]

here still

[placid sinew]

Britanain't admin

[quiet sapphire]

i don't have a character

[vale spade]

Eden ig

[robust spade]

I truly wish hamza made economy great again

[vale spade]

And thm?

[quiet sapphire]

And is that guild still alive?

[robust spade]

This 10x gold kill my eyes

[glass fox]

Oh so only admin has rank powers?

My bad

[vale spade]

Eden?

Nope, dead

[quiet sapphire]

chest guild

[vale spade]

only thm survived

[vale spade]

None of the chest guilds alive

not the church or cult

[quiet sapphire]

That “Eden” is a guild with a name starting with la, right? Topgunner Guild

[vale spade]

yup

[quiet sapphire]

Okay

[vale spade]

la novule eden

[quiet sapphire]

I remember that guild took over most of the guild territory after the reset

[glass fox]

*le

[placid sinew]

La Nouvelle Eden, le paradis animal

[vale spade]

+2bablos an hour

[placid sinew]

I leveled up

[quiet sapphire]

Woah

[glass fox]

Now do it again

[vale spade]

Crazy people

Mostly cus thm was dead as fuck

[glass fox]

Bablos were nerfed though

[quiet sapphire]

But I don't think it was as dramatic as Chest Guild because it was a time when the game declining

[glass fox]

Can’t have nice things

[vale spade]

It was not dramatic, at first it was certainly scary

There was drama though

[placid sinew]

Le/La nouvel(le) eden

[vale spade]

My apprentice rebelled and made a guild

They targetted the raids

[placid sinew]

Imma change my pfp

[vale spade]

He used macros for gemming

[glass fox]

I just got the best idea

[glass fox]

Ima move on now anyway

[vale spade]

?

[placid sinew]

Who?

[quiet sapphire]

[vale spade]

Aste

[vale spade]

Wars not raids

[placid sinew]

Ded dude

[vale spade]

yup

fillipino and french guys are crazy

[quiet sapphire]

I remember there was no rebellion at all when I was active

[placid sinew]

He's literally dead💀

[quiet sapphire]

That was something really rare or unheard of

I may have felt that way because my guild's leader was a Korean friend, so that wasn't possible

[vale spade]

hmm

[quiet sapphire]

But other foreign friends also had many leadership roles

I think it's just because of unity

[vale spade]

It happened in first wipe

unity huh

Ig pipino has mostly fillipino

[quiet sapphire]

I heard someone robbed the guild's warehouse at that time? Is that about it?

another guild?

Anyway

[vale spade]

Thm robbed brehm's

Pre wipe

[glass fox]

It this better then?

[quiet sapphire]

[vale spade]

It was before i existed

[placid sinew]

Yes, gaslighting

[vale spade]

Yes

[placid sinew]

@mortal seal have you ever played mapwars?

[quiet sapphire]

Well, back to the Topgunner Guild story

[vale spade]

He hasn't

[quiet sapphire]

I definitely remember that guild was the strongest guild, surpassing the chest guild

However, I remember it didn't get much attention

[vale spade]

nothing much lol, top just speedrunned and carried them in after wipe

He did make a war specific guild for getting tokens cus the orginal oneh ad a debuff

It was also first guild to get 100 members

which is the max

[placid sinew]

It was basically a guild for lost french speakers and money hungry people

[vale spade]

lol

[quiet sapphire]

Yes, there was a nerf to the large guild when the chest guild got 5 tokens

[glass fox]

@molten ruin hello

[quiet sapphire]

So we created Chest Church for a similar purpose

[placid sinew]

It had 100 :0?

[vale spade]

They would have had shitty attack anyway

They prob had 0 avg atatck

[quiet sapphire]

💀

[mortal seal]

no

gtg now

gotta learn history

[vale spade]

Imma also go now

Cya guys

[quiet sapphire]

Goodbye

[placid sinew]

Ew

[quiet sapphire]

Let's talk again when we meet. This is so fun

💀

[glass fox]

The only reason to play this game is old friends tbh

[quiet sapphire]

Yea

I have a lot of friends who are gone now

Among those who played this game

[molten ruin]

Who the hell

[glass fox]

Yeah

[molten ruin]

Mother

[placid sinew]

I'm getting gaslighted by blue
Good thing matteo is easily identifiable

[molten ruin]

THATS ME!

[glass fox]

Newbies are a lot less social now

[molten ruin]

OI

EAT A COW

[quiet sapphire]

Going back to the Top gunner guild story, I wasn't interested in games at the time, so other than the fact that the guild was big, I didn't care.

[molten ruin]

A ROTTING ONE AT THAT

@glass fox

[placid sinew]

?

[quiet sapphire]

Sus

[molten ruin]

I’M NOT A COMPLETE IDIOT

[quiet sapphire]

But now that I think about it, I think it was a bit of an abuse system

[glass fox]

It was?

I mean

It was like the only guild with people in it

Not very surprising

[quiet sapphire]

When that guild was active, all other guilds were inactive

There was little or no competition

[glass fox]

There was pipino, but LNE surrounded them so they couldn’t expand anymore

[quiet sapphire]

I remember Breman was at least a competitor

[glass fox]

That was pretty shitty

They had like 6 squares

[quiet sapphire]

Damn

when the chest guild was really active, it was similar to Eden

But we didn't do it intentionally and there were other competitors as well

[glass fox]

At least there was competition though

It made it more fun I’d assume

[quiet sapphire]

Yes there was competition

But I remember that the early members of the chest guild quit the game when the chest guild acquired a lot of territory

[glass fox]

Oh

[quiet sapphire]

But still, the chest guild was the best, and eventually the chest guild took over most of the territory

How

[glass fox]

I missed the glory days unfortunately

[quiet sapphire]

Really, no one cared at the time, but after watching the sb channel for the first time in a while, I was surprised to see that the chest guild had taken over most of the territory

[quiet sapphire]

At that time, there were many guilds with unique strategies, such as sister guilds (Chest Church, etc.) and individual guilds

[glass fox]

It was probably just a few “fanatical” players keeping it together

[quiet sapphire]

Yes, we invested sb in everything except food and sleep

Lmao

The others were similar and they maintained the chest guild to some extent even after we left

At that time, everyone was crazy about games, so all kinds of research came out

[glass fox]

What year was that

Like 2020?

Lockdown stuff

[quiet sapphire]

2021-2022? maybe

We've been running since the Delta test

It was so long ago I don’t remember

What is certain is that the chest guild was most active at the beginning of the official release

[quiet sapphire]

It seemed like it started to break down a bit after Eden took over the guild by increasing the number of guild members and winning the war

[glass fox]

The wipe was kind of the final nail in the coffin I suppose

[quiet sapphire]

We created the Chest Cult where the most powerful warriors gather, and the Chest Church, which is a bit lower level but powerful

Sister guild strategy was used

We were also very interested in such large number of people because war is a battle of probability.

We increased the guild's attack power as much as possible through fireball and gem gear, and as far as I remember, the guild's attack power went up to 300

Guild attack power, not individual

[placid sinew]

Fanatics

[quiet sapphire]

Yea

We used a variety of strategies

Actually, I wasn't interested in war at the time, but looking at the example of Eden, I think that should have changed

From the beginning, the structure was such that guilds with a large number of members had no choice but to win, but this seems to have become more severe as chest guilds and other strong individual/competitor guilds collapsed.

[molten ruin]

You stole my identity!

[glass fox]

I am you

Have you taken your meds?

[quiet sapphire]

Yea

[molten ruin]

I haven’t, because why should I take my meds?

[quiet sapphire]

I remember it was right before the game broke at that time

[glass fox]

The leader (was it Madboar) and some others came back for a bit

That was fun

[quiet sapphire]

1 million gold, when max level skills are too common

[quiet sapphire]

Even though the game was broken, there were parts that made it fun because people put in a lot of effort

[placid sinew]

Imagine talking here and gaslighting someone at the same Time💀

[glass fox]

Last I checked you can’t gaslight yourself

Checkmate atheists

[placid sinew]

💀

[glass fox]

Yeah it was the community

Only reason I play this anyway

[placid sinew]

We're stuck with two matteos now

[glass fox]

There is only one

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-better-gif-26268581

[quiet sapphire]

As all the achievements we had achieved disappeared due to the reset, we started not playing, and as the community disappeared, i couldn't find a reason to play

at that time, everyone was busy with their own work so they couldn't pay attention to sb.

[glass fox]

Ima be honest the game itself is very boring in late game

[quiet sapphire]

At that time, you could quickly become stronger just by joining a rich guild, and upgrading gems was extremely boring

This is the moment when RPGs completely deteriorated

[glass fox]

And now it’s just impossible to get max blacksmith and other stuff

[quiet sapphire]

How has it changed that people seem to be criticizing it?

[glass fox]

So everything costs gold to craft now

[quiet sapphire]

That definitely should have been patched. But looking at people's reactions, it doesn't seem like they really liked it

[glass fox]

It needs to be more balanced

It’s really expensive so it’d be near impossible to max out without a guilds resources

And bablos only give 50 gold per bablo now

[quiet sapphire]

It appears that inflation has applied to the system and has become terrible

When I was active and inflation was at its peak, the system didn't really change, so resources were really overflowing

So, there was no shortage of certain resources, and I gave things like iron to new guild members and used them to level up

Although the guild resources were enormous, it was not impossible to play without them

The problem is that the individual almost died because the growth rate was unreasonable

How is the economy now? Does it seem worse than before?

[glass fox]

I think it’s rather non-existent

I haven’t seen much trade

Other than among guild members

[quiet sapphire]

I remember that trading of tokens, dust, and gems was very active when I was active

All other materials became meaningless, but some materials were traded for leveling

[glass fox]

I see you made a character

[quiet sapphire]

Yeah, but I just made it to check out the guild so I won't be playing it

[glass fox]

Ah

Alr

I gotta go

Cya

[quiet sapphire]

Goodbye

[weary rose]

~monke

[peak elk]

Monkey time!

[mortal seal]

~monke

[placid sinew]

#👷medieval-rp-example wth

Shit channel

[wide wraith]

hmm

[weary rose]

~monke

[marsh hare]

@mortal seal sell me some food from your guild

[weary rose]

~monke

[wide wraith]

how much food do you want i have 700

[marsh hare]

500 how much @wide wraith

[wide wraith]

hoe does 500 gold for 500 food sound?

the other way arround

[marsh hare]

Nice

Let's go to playground

[wide wraith]

yeah

[fair carbon]

~monke

Oh no

[fair carbon]

~monke

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?????

[tiny lodge]

Guys I just started

What do you do with gold

[molten ruin]

Buy stuff

And make items

[mortal seal]

I was asleep, sry

[teal spoke]

game loop sucks

everyone has adamantine

in the first week

and then there isnt really much after that

you jsut go to a dungeon get gems and gold

and then upgrade your weapons

and then repeat

[tiny lodge]

Who wants 2 mythril for 1500 gold

[glass fox]

Pretty sure I mentioned that

[glass fox]

lower your prices

[tiny lodge]

Ok

Uhh

500 gold?

[glass fox]

You know what

Fine I’ll buy it

[tiny lodge]

Ok

#🏜playground

[teal spoke]

sb 2 gameloop be like

[glass fox]

I hope so

[teal spoke]

you neednt hope

you need belief

[glass fox]

Aren’t they the same

[vale spade]

Factory reset all inventories and skill levels

[teal spoke]

hope means there's a possibilty that it wont happen

belief is 100% going to happen

[glass fox]

Uh

I could believe you’d give me $100 dollars

Also do you know who I am

[teal spoke]

but i never said that

[vale spade]

That's hope

[teal spoke]

so you cant believe it

[glass fox]

Wait lemme not say that

[teal spoke]

i didnt mean 100% its going to happen

but you think 100% its going to happen

with hope you think it might not happen

that's why you hope

[glass fox]

☝️

[teal spoke]

agent E

[glass fox]

But am I really?

@molten ruin

[tiny lodge]

There are two

[vale spade]

Ugh

[teal spoke]

but do I care?

[molten ruin]

No he is just stealing my identity

[vale spade]

Stop confusing me

[glass fox]

Nah

[molten ruin]

Look the one with one space between the E and the (enclave) is me

[glass fox]

Don’t bother

[vale spade]

AGHHHH

[glass fox]

Wait I double spaced

[vale spade]

This one is real

[glass fox]

Dammit

[vale spade]

the fake has 2 in name

[molten ruin]

I’m the real agent E because who has two spaces between the E (enaclave

[vale spade]

Blue, change your shit back to normal

[glass fox]

He can’t

Literally

Has to wait 3 days

[vale spade]

mmmhm

[molten ruin]

He also has a 12

[molten ruin]

Yes you should

Because identity theft is not a joke

[teal spoke]

not really

[molten ruin]

Which is technically a joke

[glass fox]

Are you sure

[molten ruin]

Its a funny joke

[glass fox]

Because then you could be in big trouble

[vale spade]

;-;

[glass fox]

For pretending to be me

[vale spade]

agh

[teal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-kermit-the-frog-tea-tea-day-sipping-tea-gif-15288264

[vale spade]

Mat, change ur nickname to qwas's slave 2

[glass fox]

I love rooibos

[vale spade]

Say "I am a pineapple pizza eating, spaghetti breaking femboy furry emo vampire italian"

I'll ss it

[glass fox]

I am a pineapple pizza eating, spaghetti breaking femboy furry emo vampire italian

Dammit we chased hamza away

[vale spade]

heh

[glass fox]

Cool

[vale spade]

@molten ruin ehehehe

[glass fox]

It’s true

[molten ruin]

Huh?

[molten ruin]

You

[vale spade]

Kekw

[molten ruin]

I would say something

But I could get banned

[vale spade]

say it

say it

[glass fox]

But then you would be berating yourself

[vale spade]

in DMs

lmao

[molten ruin]

No

[molten ruin]

You are pretending to be me!

[vale spade]

cap

[glass fox]

I’m the real one

[vale spade]

You are pretending to be each other

[glass fox]

I swear

[vale spade]

Damn

[molten ruin]

I am not any of those things expect the Italian

[glass fox]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Hey

[molten ruin]

YOU ARE NOT

[vale spade]

If I am was bear, i. Ould be joining in on this fun

:c

[glass fox]

I’m literally Italian as well

[molten ruin]

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

[molten ruin]

Say something in Italian

Come on

[vale spade]

Aren't u South African?

[vale spade]

Pizza?

[molten ruin]

Poor qwas

[vale spade]

oh well

[molten ruin]

Too easy

[vale spade]

Mama mia!

[glass fox]

Sono profondamente italiano, radicato nella cultura ricca di storia, arte e passione. Le mie radici affondano nei paesaggi pittoreschi della Toscana e nelle vibranti strade di Napoli. La cucina italiana scorre nelle mie vene, con il profumo avvolgente di pomodori maturi e basilico fresco che riporta alla mente i pasti familiari. La lingua italiana è la melodia che danza nelle mie orecchie, un canto di poesia che collega le generazioni passate alle presenti. Amo la moda italiana, con il suo stile sofisticato che riflette la grazia e l'eleganza intrinseca nella mia identità. L'arte italiana è una parte integrante di chi sono, con le opere dei grandi maestri che ispirano il mio spirito creativo. Sono italiano nel modo in cui abbraccio la vita con passione, nel mio amore per la famiglia e nella mia dedizione alle tradizioni che rendono unico il mio retaggio culturale. In ogni gesto e pensiero, la mia italianità risplende, rendendomi fiero di appartenere a questa straordinaria nazione.

[molten ruin]

Also too easy

[vale spade]

Pasta is shitia

[vale spade]

Translation pls

[glass fox]

I am deeply Italian, rooted in a culture rich in history, art and passion. My roots lie in the picturesque landscapes of Tuscany and the vibrant streets of Naples. Italian cuisine flows through my veins, with the enveloping scent of ripe tomatoes and fresh basil bringing to mind family meals. The Italian language is the melody that dances in my ears, a song of poetry that connects past generations to the present. I love Italian fashion, with its sophisticated style that reflects the grace and elegance intrinsic to my identity. Italian art is an integral part of who I am, with the works of the great masters inspiring my creative spirit. I am Italian in the way I embrace life with passion, in my love for family and in my dedication to the traditions that make my cultural heritage unique. In every gesture and thought, my Italianness shines, making me proud to belong to this extraordinary nation.

[molten ruin]

Ahem, sto c—- mio compare

[vale spade]

Yup, you are Italian and not south African

[molten ruin]

this is just Google translate

[glass fox]

"Hai cercato guai con la persona sbagliata."

[molten ruin]

Tu stai a rompere le palle

[glass fox]

You think I want to type the whole thing out manually?

[vale spade]

#italian chat before a mod comes here

[molten ruin]

No you just took your time writing stuff or copy pasted it from somewhere else

[glass fox]

È quello che ha detto lei.

[glass fox]

Exactly, I just wrote the whole thing in Italian, think I want to write it again?

[molten ruin]

Ok

[molten ruin]

Look, let’s do this, I am myself, and you are yourself, we are the same, but you definitely are slightly different in some ways

[glass fox]

Non mi credi?

[molten ruin]

Basta

[vale spade]

lol

[glass fox]

Non è finita, non lasciarmi.

[vale spade]

FIGHT

@glass fox your turn

choose your move

[molten ruin]

Lasciami

[glass fox]

Ero io, idiota.

[vale spade]

ik

So your move blue

defend?

Attack?

run away?

[glass fox]

Errore di ortografia.

[molten ruin]

Silenzio

Ti prego

[vale spade]

You have defaulted to run away @glass fox, @molten ruin wins

[molten ruin]

Cool

Let me eat my truffle pasta now

[glass fox]

Io sono il vero italiano.

Haha

[glass fox]

So specific, I bow to your intelligence

[vale spade]

The fake lost, the original won

So blue won and mat lost

[glass fox]

True

WAIT

NO

I AM MATTEO

[astral holly]

Maybe I’ll take your place instead

[glass fox]

Do it

[vale spade]

Not possible

[astral holly]

Wait no I’d have to change pfp

[vale spade]

I'm 2k exp from level up to dragon

[glass fox]

You can always change back

After three days

[astral holly]

Changing pfp is a no no

[glass fox]

Just ask blue

[astral holly]

Dang

[molten ruin]

I am the actual Matteo

Please do not believe him

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-um-actually-nerd-actually-um-gif-26028792

[mortal seal]

~monkr

~monke

[peak elk]

Uh oh

[mortal seal]

OMG

IT WORKED

[glass fox]

It normally doesn’t?

[vale spade]

~monke

[glass fox]

I am now back to normal

[placid sinew]

Ngl, #👷medieval-rp-example is useless

[marsh hare]

@vale spade sell me 1000 copper from your guild

I need someone to sell me 1000 copper

[weary rose]

~monke

[quick root]

That's kinda a lot

No one has that much of copper

I think u could buy 200 max

[dark gull]

Beer?

[fresh blaze]

wasup cuties

[placid sinew]

Gold->Beer

[molten ruin]

Cuties? Here?

No impossible

[mortal seal]

~monke

[mortal seal]

Die

[stone lance]

~monke

[stone lance]

watch your mouth, the monke gods are cuties

[molten ruin]

Ha no no

[vale spade]

We only have 53

[vale spade]

not for sale

[quick root]

I meant if he wanted to buy bronze from the entire server

there is not even 1000 copper in circulation

[placid sinew]

That sounds like zoophilia...

Ik we have 98% the same genes, but c'mon

[vale spade]

So saying cats o r dogs are cute is zoophilia?

[placid sinew]

Go to sleep

[vale spade]

Only 10.27pm

[placid sinew]

True, but, sleep is needed

[vale spade]

That's why I slept till 11am today

[tepid elbow]

Above time (11:00 IST) in your local time · Nov 11, 2023, 5:30 AM

[placid sinew]

Wut

[vale spade]

Ignore that crap

[mortal seal]

@visual ferry Dear Quicklast, can I please acquire the role-player role so I can play the #👷medieval-rp-example?

[visual ferry]

Done

[mortal seal]

thanks

and sorry for disturbing

[manic kelp]

Yeoo

[vale spade]

yeop

~monke

[fresh blaze]

oh

u dragon now

[vale spade]

oh great Monke, i thank you for blessing be with the dragon rank!, long live the Monke

[vale spade]

yoo

frieren team

frieren best elf

[fresh blaze]

dragondeesnutz

[vale spade]

hwat

[fresh blaze]

nothing

[vale spade]

...

man I wanna put a stark pfp now

[fresh blaze]

how are thy

[vale spade]

I am fine

it's 2.18 and I'm doing rp in #1172916580049489980

[fresh blaze]

how do u get in ros

rp

[vale spade]

Ask quicklast

[fresh blaze]

where ask

[vale spade]

If yo udo join seyern, we have like 1/3rd as playera

[vale spade]

DMs

[fresh blaze]

@visual ferry helloz, sorry to bother but may I join the rp room

[vale spade]

or here ig

both are plausible

[weary rose]

~monke

[astral holly]

Finally got amplification

[vale spade]

Nice

[vale spade]

~monke

[astral holly]

Congratulations on your rank up

[vale spade]

It happened when I was rping in #👷medieval-rp-example

Lmao

I didn't even realise I got 2k exp

🗿

Didn't even see the DM mee6 sent me until i noticed

[astral holly]

How do I get in there

[vale spade]

Ask quicklast

[astral holly]

Ok

[marsh hare]

But why?!

[marsh hare]

Give me any resource you can but let it sum up to a thousand I've got gold

[vale spade]

Its the most valuable resource

We only have 50 something tho

use iron to upgrade blacksmith

You have a lot of gold

50k i think

u wanna collect bablos again?

[marsh hare]

Yeah

[vale spade]

I'll send inv rq

[marsh hare]

This time I stay

[vale spade]

nice

[visual ferry]

Done

[fresh blaze]

thankss

[stone lance]

you selling or you buying ?

bc I can sell you if you want

[stone lance]

nope sorry

[fresh blaze]

selling gold for free

[stone lance]

*giving gold

[fresh blaze]

selling*

[next juniper]

Give it

[vale spade]

I'll buy it

How much in stock?

[fresh blaze]

a lot

discount 90% for my son

[vale spade]

Nice

[next juniper]

and for me?

[fresh blaze]

none

[tiny lodge]

~monke

They are angry

[vale spade]

Lmao

Father, did you make mother angy?

[fresh blaze]

he doesn't play sb

[wide whale]

Are there any ||M||iggers here?

[placid sinew]

Lol, wait for the mods to get here

[wide whale]

Wdym

[placid sinew]

N-word bypass

[wide whale]

Nope

[next juniper]

[wide whale]

It’s the way we call people who fly MiG planes like the mig29

[fresh blaze]

but you don't play

[next juniper]

I have a character now

[placid sinew]

proceeds to delete it after getting the gold

[fresh blaze]

ah i used to do that

be human

rob someone

then delete

fun times

[placid sinew]

💀

[fresh blaze]

it's more satisfying when you rob someone rich

[distant rune]

Why are we fighting entire guilds 😭😭😭

[fresh blaze]

shat

what

[glass fox]

A human

[astral holly]

Maybe I’ll rob topguner

[molten ruin]

I have a grandpa?

[vale spade]

Yes, it's topgunner, i belive I told you before

[molten ruin]

Perhaps but I have dementia

Also

Blood for the blood god

[vale spade]

Don't make me disown you, son

Stop your emo phase

You are old enough

please

[molten ruin]

Fine

But

Deez nuts

[vale spade]

...

starts paperwork to send you to an orphanage

[molten ruin]

NO WAIT DAD DON’T PLEASE

[vale spade]

THWN STOP TRYING TO GIVE ME A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

[fresh blaze]

A

[molten ruin]

Ok dad, sorry

[glass fox]

Nolt is dragon now?

[placid sinew]

^ italy grandma

[glass fox]

How’s supporters lounge?

[placid sinew]

You can use my name now, I'm bear

[glass fox]

Awesome

I still can’t change my username from ilgrandiosomatteo12 yet

🤮

[placid sinew]

@vale spade I forgot what my bartender number was💀

[glass fox]

69

Or 15

[vale spade]

15

Who cares

Wait

I do care

Oh GAWD what has happened to me

[glass fox]

I’m the first bartender now

The new snek

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-better-homelander-antony-starr-the-boys-im-better-gif-25853880

[molten ruin]

Grandma, can i ask you some wise words?

[molten ruin]

Eat raw potatoes

[glass fox]

Nah

[placid sinew]

@vale spade woop his ass

[glass fox]

I said I’m better than snek

Not nolt

[vale spade]

...

[vale spade]

Bartender restructuring

I'm 1st bartender

[glass fox]

No

[vale spade]

Ur second bartender

[glass fox]

I’m better than u

[vale spade]

seth 3rd barkeep

[glass fox]

Seth can suck my-

[vale spade]

Nice, pay me my salary bitch

It's 100k gold

[placid sinew]

I'm sorry what

[glass fox]

In crabcoin?

[molten ruin]

Hmmm

[glass fox]

I’ll sure as fuck pay you crabcoin

[molten ruin]

Dad should I continue the family business?

[placid sinew]

I'll make my own tavern then

[vale spade]

In crabcoint that approximately 1billion

I was talking about sb gold

[molten ruin]

Hmmmmm

[glass fox]

Fuck no

I’m the bartender

Not the bar owner

[molten ruin]

I am currently using my brain

[glass fox]

Snek still owns the place

[molten ruin]

HMMMMMMMMMMMM

car engine sounds

[glass fox]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-brain-monkey-gif-11098413

[molten ruin]

Exatcly

It went from empty void

To monke

[glass fox]

~monke

[stone lance]

~monke

[fresh blaze]

a

[glass fox]

b

[stone lance]

c

[molten ruin]

d

[glass fox]

e

[molten ruin]

f

[stone lance]

g

[glass fox]

h

[weary rose]

i

~monke

[placid sinew]

j

[stone lance]

k

[placid sinew]

L

[stone lance]

m

[weary rose]

n

~monke

[placid sinew]

o

[weary rose]

p

[charred lily]

q

[crystal zinc]

~monke

i swear to fuckin god this servers moderation team is getting shittier and shitter

[fresh blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-nick-l4d-gmod-gmod-ragdoll-epic-fail-gif-25383900

[crystal zinc]

fr!!!!!!!!!!!

[crystal zinc]

they just like flexing their power in the memes channel god fucking damn

[fresh blaze]

been one

[crystal zinc]

i mean honestly its mostly just the ones in the memes channel tbh

[fresh blaze]

few mods in the lower area

[crystal zinc]

?

[heady nimbus]

This channel be low on the channel list in terms of position

[crystal zinc]

oh yeah

true

[torpid sapphire]

not true

sinclaire know the moderation team more better than you

[fresh blaze]

yes

funky

[quick root]

I cant do dungeons anymore .
every third dungeon bot crashes and kick me out in the middle of the dungeon.
Hamza please repair it or smth 🥹.

[placid sinew]

Serious skill issue

[quick root]

[river bear]

Buying alot of gems (:

[placid sinew]

5000 for 1 gem

[quick root]

Gold?

[weary rose]

~monke

[river bear]

Whyyyy

It was 20 gold for 1 dust

[placid sinew]

Nah, adam

[astral holly]

One or the other

Raid or war

[tiny lodge]

If I use rise and choose a character do I lose all my stuff

[opaque sun]

_p

[glass fox]

No

[tiny lodge]

Ok

[glass fox]

It just gives you another set of levels

[tiny lodge]

I got 16,000 gold but need admanite

~monke

[peak elk]

Random chimp event

[wide whale]

~monke

[peak elk]

Spinning monke

[mint sonnet]

~monke

[wide whale]

~monke

[astral holly]

I’m only a few spells away why can I get them

[wide whale]

~monke

[weary rose]

~monke

[glass fox]

~monke

[peak elk]

Uh oh

[tiny lodge]

~monke

[wide whale]

~monke

[mortal seal]

~monke

[glass fox]

~monke

[weary rose]

~monke

[stone lance]

~monke

[weary rose]

~monke

[opaque sun]

What is that

[astral holly]

~monke

[peak elk]

Spinning monke

[astral holly]

[weary rose]

~monke

[tiny lodge]

~monke

[opaque sun]

Let me try

~monke

[astral holly]

~monke

Huh I thought it was only a five hour cooldown

I’ll blame eye

[opaque sun]

~monke

Wut

[glass fox]

~monke

~monke

Wait does it show the spinning monke one when you have a cool-down or smth?

[opaque sun]

~monke

What will happen if i can use monke

[placid sinew]

~monke

[glass fox]

~monke

[tiny lodge]

~monke

[peak elk]

Uh oh

[tiny lodge]

How do I gain more HP

[glass fox]

~monke

[tiny lodge]

[vale spade]

~monkw

~monke

[vale spade]

...

Good question

Let me go back rq

Ah yes

Traits, raising your character and using health gems

[molten ruin]

Who wants blessings?

[placid sinew]

How long have you been inactive exactly? Bad guild leader. Give leadership to someone more active

[vale spade]

Yeah yeah

I'll be gone by January probably

[molten ruin]

Like me

[placid sinew]

Like not him

[glass fox]

Like me

[molten ruin]

No

[glass fox]

Aww

[molten ruin]

What?

[glass fox]

Why not me

…

[molten ruin]

I just don’t want you are a leader

Simply because there would be WAY too much weirdness

More than ertkif’s

[glass fox]

Elaborate

[molten ruin]

I can’t

I’m already way too deep in warns to explain

[glass fox]

Dms then

…

[molten ruin]

Hmmm

Perhaps

[glass fox]

Also what are you getting warned for

Naughty

[molten ruin]

Stupid stuff old me did

[glass fox]

Lol

[placid sinew]

Then me :chaos:

[molten ruin]

Exatcly

[placid sinew]

Thank you for approving me as leader

[molten ruin]

NO NO NO

[placid sinew]

You said exatcly tho

[molten ruin]

Yes but doesn’t mean I want you as a leader

[placid sinew]

I said me, you said exatcly