🍻tavern

[peak elk]

Monkey fall :(

[bleak rain]

What type of people is the best ?

Like human elf or ork or dwarf?

[pseudo mortar]

Orcs start with better stats, dwarves start with almost as good stats and have super easy rises

[placid sinew]

Oogway looking down on monke

[wide wraith]

~monoe

~monke

[normal hatch]

man fuck this

i kill the drqgon

and get nothing

[pseudo mortar]

At one point before the wipe, on one character, I got the final hit on the raid boss around 21 times

There are a maximum of 14 spells that you can get from the raid, and once you have all the spells you cannot participate in raids anymore

[bleak rain]

Thank you

[pure mist]

Can you now

[finite nova]

Im back

[astral holly]

~monke

[peak elk]

Spinning monke

[normal ermine]

~monkey

Why

He is Always angry with me

And please free me

[vale spade]

Sure

Don't blame me for being late cus you messaged at 5am

[tepid elbow]

Above time (05:00 IST) in your local time · Sep 28, 2023, 11:30 PM

[robust spade]

Again, why do we fight our own guild

[mortal seal]

because

we can

[robust spade]

True

[pure mist]

Can someone bless me rq?

also hamza please add snort dust feature

[quick root]

good idea. i agree

[placid sinew]

~monke

🤨

The monkey gods are angering me

[astral holly]

No y

~monke

Oh

[robust spade]

~monke

[next juniper]

Hamza when do I get god rise

[placid sinew]

@frail minnow you made a zoophilia joke?

[frail minnow]

I called sea wolf a zoophile

[placid sinew]

Bruh

Mod abuse

[frail minnow]

I mean

Imma dm you the joke

[placid sinew]

Oh crap

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[teal spoke]

never

[robust spade]

how about demi god rise

[mortal seal]

lol

~monke

damn

so cursed

why did It got deleted

[molten ruin]

~monke

agent E (Enclave powerhouse)

[mortal seal]

angered too

[molten ruin]

Funny

[mortal seal]

~monke

huh

~dog

hmm

are therr other animals

~cat

~lizard

[molten ruin]

No

[mortal seal]

oh ok

[molten ruin]

Only monkeys

[mortal seal]

minkes...

monkesy

👏

[molten ruin]

Go have a bad time

[mortal seal]

😦

[quasi leaf]

Why go?

[finite nova]

They changed royal tavern into french

[molten ruin]

I will assure you, second egg wars will come in the far future

The eggs will be immeasurable

[next juniper]

not cool man

[molten ruin]

The lord has spoken

You know what’s funny?

We Italians get to have 4 channels when the French and Germans get to have one

[astral holly]

English people:

[next juniper]

goofy tavern where?

[pseudo mortar]

It's for people with level 40 or above

(though you're not missing much)

[molten ruin]

True true

[molten ruin]

It is for the cool kids, they drink cool aid and idk what else

[pseudo mortar]

You have it the other way around

[molten ruin]

Huh?

[pseudo mortar]

#🌟royal-tavern is for lame no-lifes, who drink lame-aid and boast about how little life they have (when they aren't repeating the exact thing that one person said that is)

[molten ruin]

Oh I see

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[placid sinew]

False, i wasn't warned about that

[placid sinew]

What's the fourth one?

[placid sinew]

OGs always win

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[placid sinew]

~monke?

~monke

What

I want a refound

Monke gods, You have angered the god of degeneracy, Please wait for 0h 9m 41s before living again

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[peak elk]

Uh oh

[normal ermine]

Finally

[distant rune]

~monke

[astral holly]

~monke

[quick root]

~monkey

[peak elk]

Uh oh

[mortal seal]

~monkr

~monke

~monkey

[quasi leaf]

~monke

[molten ruin]

~monke

Oh shit yourself

[quasi leaf]

~monke

~monke

[velvet basalt]

~monkey

bru

[placid sinew]

~monke 👺

I'm going to kick your balls

[molten ruin]

~monke

Anger

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[peak elk]

Spinning monke

[normal ermine]

[robust spade]

~monke

[normal ermine]

Please someone unlock me I did nothing wrong

I don't even understand why I'm lock

The monkey god must be very angry at me

[mortal seal]

~monkey

whyyyy

[glass fox]

~monkey

[molten ruin]

~monke

SHIEB

[astral holly]

~monke

Bruh

[robust spade]

Still locked?

Ping bolt

Or Topgunner

They have unlock command

[astral holly]

Top is literally gone don’t ping him 💀

[robust spade]

Hamza give me unlock command

[lofty monolith]

~monkey

O noo

[normal ermine]

~monkey

@vale spade please can you unlock me ?

[lusty cove]

Guys, I paid for world box on mobile but I know want to get it on steam, do I just pay for it again?

[normal ermine]

Yes

[lusty cove]

Bro

[normal ermine]

If you pray monkey god

Maybe a miracle Will happen

[twilit patio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/522561390330904587/1142501239398084699/slugcat_juggling_1.gif

[quasi leaf]

~monke

[peak elk]

Uh oh

[molten ruin]

What is that

[placid sinew]

Snel cets

[velvet gazelle]

Less go

[molten ruin]

What

[unkempt bobcat]

~monkey

~monke

[quasi leaf]

~monke

[molten ruin]

~monke

FUCKER

[quick root]

Is there an option to slightly change the dungeons so that the exit option does not appear on the spot of "defend" and "dont pick up" ? because it is really easy to accidentally leave dungeon too early because of lag or just by missclick. I think it would be good idea to delete button "leave" and add command leave (for example "_leave")

[molten ruin]

Idk

[mint sonnet]

Good idea but sb1 is not going to be updated anymore so

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[heady nimbus]

~monke

[peak elk]

Uh oh

[normal ermine]

Noooooooooooo

Next time it's me and with a collector monkey vid

~monkey

[quasi leaf]

~monke

[velvet basalt]

~monke

[loud oxide]

~monke

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[molten ruin]

~monke

Oh shut

[velvet basalt]

~monke

[quick root]

~monke

[loud oxide]

~monke

[calm saffron]

~monke

[robust spade]

~monke

[calm saffron]

~monke

~monke

[loud oxide]

~monke

~monke

[glass fox]

~monke

[loud oxide]

~monke

[mortal seal]

~monke

1h 36m

[calm saffron]

~monke

[velvet basalt]

~monke

[molten ruin]

~monke

SHIEN

[opaque nacelle]

_help

oops

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[molten ruin]

~monke

[pure mist]

who has item id 1

oh skrt

[molten ruin]

No it’s tamoon I think

[pure mist]

oh

r3kirtS#7526 be spreading lies

[white otter]

@plucky hare here

[astral holly]

This place

[robust spade]

~monke

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[molten ruin]

~monke

[mint sonnet]

~monke

[gloomy bough]

~monke

[quick root]

~monke

[peak elk]

Spinning monke

[quick root]

[heady nimbus]

God damn it

Im losing my timin

[robust spade]

@vale spade can you unlock @quick root

Hamza should fr give me unlock command

[quick root]

~monke

[normal ermine]

~monkey

Noooooooo

[quick root]

Why no

You dont like monkeys?

[normal ermine]

I like them

[distant rune]

~monkey

Stop getting angry

Pls

[normal ermine]

But i Always angered the monkey god

It's make me sad

[distant rune]

Can you say this in Italian for me?

[quick root]

Dont do it

[normal ermine]

No but i can in french

[normal ermine]

Why

[vale spade]

U bitches always get locked in 2am

[tepid elbow]

Above time (02:00 IST) in your local time · Oct 1, 2023, 8:30 PM

[robust spade]

hamza should give me unlock

[vale spade]

Yea

All you shits get locked at 3 am or 2 am

[tepid elbow]

Above time (03:00 IST) in your local time · Oct 1, 2023, 9:30 PM

[sudden saddle]

@vale spade I’m locked in a dungeon

#916946553288134696

[robust spade]

lol

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[quasi leaf]

~monke

[vale spade]

Lol

[sudden saddle]

Can u let me

Out pls

[vale spade]

Done

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[astral holly]

~Monke

~monke

[velvet gazelle]

What is the command to collect bablos

[modern hawk]

_g collect

and to use it its

_b u

[quasi leaf]

~monke

[pure mist]

~monke

[placid sinew]

~monke ~~~

Fuck you

[quick root]

~monke

[velvet basalt]

~monke

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[teal spoke]

~monke

[placid sinew]

No

~monke 🔫

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[peak elk]

Driving monke

[normal ermine]

[mortal seal]

~monke

why again

[velvet basalt]

~monkey

[placid sinew]

~monke 👺

Are you fucking kiding me

[astral holly]

Monke chat

[placid sinew]

~monke chat

[astral holly]

💀

[molten ruin]

~monke

[vale spade]

~monke

Oh no!

[molten ruin]

Most British thing I have seen you write

[loud oxide]

~monke

[vale spade]

Colour

Armour

It's supposed to have an u

I always type an u i think

And I have said tea is the best

[molten ruin]

Yeah

Truly a British person

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[velvet basalt]

~monkey

[quasi leaf]

~monke

[mint sonnet]

~monke

[quasi leaf]

Do people talk besides saying ~monke anymore?

[robust spade]

is there something to talk about?

[quasi leaf]

Good point

[placid sinew]

As a French, i support that statement

[placid sinew]

~monke

[vale spade]

Good louis

[placid sinew]

Louis is a currency you low cultured imbecile

[vale spade]

Usless things we talk about

[vale spade]

Ok, louis

The ..... billionth i presume?

[placid sinew]

There wasn't that much gold you idiot

[vale spade]

No not that

I meant 'Louis the Billionth'

[placid sinew]

The 19th

[vale spade]

Damn

[placid sinew]

Last ruling louis

Then there was Louis-Philippe 1st, but we don't talk about him

[vale spade]

You are the 19th?

[placid sinew]

19th is dead 200 years ago

[vale spade]

So you are his reincarnation

Ok

Gotcha

[placid sinew]

?

What

I don't even have a French name

I have an unique name

Suck my balls

[normal ermine]

[pure mist]

Anyone got a bless?

god bless me pls

[quick root]

[modern hawk]

uh i can bless u

in 20h

i got cd

[pure mist]

sweet

[placid sinew]

Not you

[quick root]

NAAAH

why

~monke

[placid sinew]

~monkr

~monkr

~monke

[quick root]

~monkr

[velvet basalt]

~monke

[mortal seal]

~monke

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[peak elk]

Spinning monke

[normal ermine]

[placid sinew]

~monke 👺

What

[quasi leaf]

~monke

[mortal seal]

~monkey

[wide wraith]

~monke

[gloomy bough]

Yargon dargon

[quasi leaf]

~monke

Does monke command ever work?

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[robust spade]

~monke

[modern hawk]

~monke

[astral holly]

~Monke

[robust spade]

~monke

[peak elk]

Uh oh

[quasi leaf]

~monke

5 26 33

That’s a long time

Anyone know how to not angry monke

Lots of people would greatly appreciate that info

[normal hatch]

@robust spade i hate u

i want spells too

[molten ruin]

Monke~

~monke

[peak elk]

Monkey fall :(

[molten ruin]

YEEEEEEEEEEEES

MONKE FALL

THE FALL FROM GRACE

[jaunty oar]

-monke

[wide wraith]

~monke

[jaunty oar]

~monke

[vale spade]

....

Shut your mouth and get in the basement

It's monkeproof

You don't want a monke to kill you do you?

https://tenor.com/view/basement-dweller-skitzzo-lfg-bdnft-basement-gif-23333463

[molten ruin]

What?

[vale spade]

i said, GO TO THE BASEMENT

[molten ruin]

No

[molten ruin]

I prefer not entering the basement

[modern hawk]

i can bless u in 50 mins

[pure mist]

alr got it

[modern hawk]

oh

someone blessed u already

[pure mist]

ye

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[peak elk]

Water monke

[modern hawk]

who wants blessed trait ?

[quick root]

Me

[modern hawk]

you cant have evil trait and blessed at the same time

[quick root]

Nuh uh

[placid sinew]

Hamza, do tokens go to your guild inventory when you win a war ?

[river bear]

Υες τηευ δο βθτ

[modern hawk]

if you are in a guild yes

[river bear]

Oops

Forgot

[river bear]

Thats not what i mean

You cant proof thats its the first one

[placid sinew]

I can

[river bear]

How

[modern hawk]

he won it when he wasnt in a guild

if ur not in a guild it goes in your inv

[river bear]

Nooo thats not the problem here

Its in a other server

[placid sinew]

No?

It's here

[finite nova]

...

[finite nova]

Death it is

[robust spade]

Hmmmmm

Let's get some xp

[modern hawk]

@robust spade sup

[robust spade]

Fast a random subject

I love apple juice

But the apple isn't the same as it was in 1500

[modern hawk]

grape juice better

[robust spade]

Tbh i prefer to cut a lot of fruits and mix in orange juice

The taste is kinda good

And it's healthy for as far as i am concerned

[modern hawk]

i like elderflower,lemon fanta

it tastes good

[robust spade]

What's a elder flower

Lemme Google that

[modern hawk]

its mostly used in tea

[robust spade]

What a funny name

Idk i'd call it a dif name

But naming isn't in the best traits of humanity

Strawbarry

Let's say you didn't know the fruit

What would the format be in your mind when you hear the name "strawberry"

[modern hawk]

idk

wait what

go and look in south dungeon

aww man

i want bloodrain but ill join war

😔

[robust spade]

[modern hawk]

yoo

i can still win our bet

hes at lvl 24 and he has

100 hp

[robust spade]

[modern hawk]

rat king at lvl 25 🙏

[robust spade]

I did lvl 20-25 with 80 hp at some point

All thanks to dodge

[modern hawk]

he will take some dmg at lvl 24 boss

even if he defends

[robust spade]

Oh boy wolf

Hmmmmmm

But he reached lvl 25

I won

[modern hawk]

well not yet

[robust spade]

The bet was reaching lvl 25 not winning

[modern hawk]

imagine if the wolf keeps defending

[robust spade]

lol

It would be epic

[vale spade]

Hmm

Hello

Why did I say hello

Why did I come here...

[modern hawk]

i mean attacking \

mb

[vale spade]

I'm pretty sure I wanted to get out of discord....

....

I'm a mystery

[modern hawk]

@robust spade can u lose the raid ?

[robust spade]

Never saw it happen

But i think it's possible

If you go alone with 1 hp

Perhaps

[modern hawk]

hmm

[robust spade]

Hmmmmm

[modern hawk]

well only 1 person joined the raid

lets see

[robust spade]

Would be funny

[placid sinew]

You're just dumb

[vale spade]

No

[placid sinew]

Yes

[vale spade]

I'm a mysterious person

[placid sinew]

Dumb person

[molten ruin]

What

Oh shit

[modern hawk]

@robust spade bruh

why do we always fight eachother

this is the third time it happens

😭

[robust spade]

lmao

[molten ruin]

We won twice!

YEEEEEEEEEAH

[quick root]

Bruh

[modern hawk]

rigged

[quick root]

Yea

[modern hawk]

me and kideuz always fight eachother

even if we are in the same guild

[limpid horizon]

Not the first time I heard this

[quick root]

We had bigger dmg

[modern hawk]

yes

😡

[molten ruin]

What

[molten ruin]

No

Not rigged

[modern hawk]

yes

[molten ruin]

No

[modern hawk]

rigged

[molten ruin]

Nope

[quick root]

And what decide who wins in fght?

DMG value + rng?

[molten ruin]

Yes

Also your opponent

[quick root]

I think i fought with guy with 146 DMG and i had 196 but i lost

[modern hawk]

also

kideuz won

but he still didnt get any token

[quick root]

No

He died

[modern hawk]

he only fight once

against me

[robust spade]

I died later

[modern hawk]

oh

[quick root]

He died first

[modern hawk]

how he died anyways

he has the highest dmg

rigged 😡

[quick root]

Idk

I lost with higher DMG than my opponent too

[molten ruin]

It isn’t

Its just rng

And some other equations

[modern hawk]

@robust spade can i cast bad spells on thm members before war? 👉👈

[robust spade]

True, deathrobloxian has 30 dmg and won like 4 times

[quick root]

Nah uh we lost so it is rigged

[robust spade]

No

[modern hawk]

bruh

[robust spade]

We're allies lol

[molten ruin]

No I will rob you and destroy your reputation if you do

[placid sinew]

War?

[robust spade]

What?

[placid sinew]

You want all-out War?

[quick root]

Can i cast gnome spell on @osk before war @robust spade ?😘👉👈

[modern hawk]

you cant rob me

[robust spade]

You want it ?

[modern hawk]

yes

[placid sinew]

@vale spade they want war

[molten ruin]

I will send in my followers to try

[robust spade]

@vale spade calm down your member

[pure mist]

who's 1st bartender

[molten ruin]

Now that is cool

[quick root]

We need blood for a blood god

[modern hawk]

fr

[vale spade]

What has happened

[molten ruin]

Idk someone who left

[vale spade]

AND SHUT THW FUCK UP

[placid sinew]

Snek i think

[quick root]

War would be cool

[molten ruin]

hyperventalation

[robust spade]

In any case

[quick root]

Some event

[vale spade]

YOU ARE NOT FIGHTING IN THE TAVERN

[molten ruin]

BLOOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[robust spade]

Fr fr

[vale spade]

SHUT UP

[modern hawk]

why not

[molten ruin]

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

[vale spade]

EVERYONE

[modern hawk]

free xp

[molten ruin]

BLOOOOOOOD

[robust spade]

Ong

[vale spade]

NO FIGHTING

[robust spade]

Free chat xp

[modern hawk]

fr

[robust spade]

[placid sinew]

WAR

[vale spade]

...

[molten ruin]

BLOOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

KILL

[placid sinew]

BLOOD FOR MATTEO

[robust spade]

Soil for the... soil god?...

[modern hawk]

thm dosent help us anyways

[vale spade]

Thcmwill not take responsibility for whatever these to shits say @modern hawk

[molten ruin]

YEEES

[robust spade]

The trades are happening

[vale spade]

I will not hold you responsible for what ever you say too

[robust spade]

Real life politics tbh

[vale spade]

So fight

I shall not care

[molten ruin]

Idk if that exists

[quick root]

Fight

[placid sinew]

You're a bad leader

[modern hawk]

fr

@placid sinew lets fight

[vale spade]

🤓

[quick root]

Revolution time?

[modern hawk]

#🏜playground

[robust spade]

💀

[vale spade]

FIGHT

[robust spade]

Oh boy

[vale spade]

VAR FIGHT

[molten ruin]

BLOOOOOOOOOD

[vale spade]

BAR FIGHT

BAR FIGHT

[molten ruin]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[pure mist]

where's my armor mate

[quick root]

~MONKE

[robust spade]

https://tenor.com/view/bar-brawl-gif-11173234

[molten ruin]

BLOOD

[pure mist]

~monke

[modern hawk]

#🏜playground

[vale spade]

Unexpected delays

[modern hawk]

rn

[placid sinew]

They declared war on us

WAR

[vale spade]

@robust spade how much will you charge for an armour?

[placid sinew]

DEATH

PAIN

HATRED

[modern hawk]

@vale spade yo

lets fight

[robust spade]

I updated the prices because it took too long and i wasn't getting gold

Lemme take a look

[molten ruin]

BLOOOOOOOOD

GOD

[vale spade]

Aw fuck

[robust spade]

8400 for full gear

[vale spade]

I'm a pacifist

[robust spade]

32 adam total tho

[modern hawk]

even their leader is scared to fight me

😎

[vale spade]

Just one armour

[placid sinew]

You're letting them attack us?

[molten ruin]

fight

Now

[vale spade]

@pure mist entire set or one armour?

[placid sinew]

REVOLUTION

[pure mist]

i put in 2k wheres my money

entire set

[modern hawk]

with who

[vale spade]

Oh ok

[pure mist]

if u can i mean

[robust spade]

Just one armor costs 2.7k Gold and 9 adam

[vale spade]

@robust spade entire set then

[pure mist]

oh wow

[vale spade]

Eh

[robust spade]

8.4k gold and 32 adam

[vale spade]

I'm rich and loaded

[robust spade]

Lmao

[modern hawk]

i already killed 1 member from thm

whos next

😎

[quick root]

Just round it to 10 k

😎

We need funds for war

[pure mist]

yeah round it down to 8k

give us discount homie

[quick root]

No

It is only price for not guild members

For members it is for free

Btw in few days i will giveaway my gear

[vale spade]

Hmm

[pure mist]

give it all to me

[quick root]

To guild members

[vale spade]

Do you accept dust as currency ?

[pure mist]

i will distribute it between your guild members

[quick root]

Nah it would be for person who is most active after me and osk in outsiders

[quick root]

it is not a good gear i put too many def and stamina gems

but enough to complete dungeon

for a newbie

[vale spade]

Hmm

I'm on newbie level hmm

[quick root]

i have like 25 gem upgrades on it

[vale spade]

Would it be able to finish a dungeon below 20 mins?

[quick root]

i dont think so

i have too low dmg on it

also it is hard to make dmg under 20 mins if you are starting from lvl 1

[vale spade]

Shit

[quick root]

it dont have enough stats to compensate for missclicks

come to playground

i will show it to u

[vale spade]

Oki

[quick root]

well yea i will give it for free to new players in outsiders probably

because it is evenly upgraded so on low lvls u still have some stamina and def

so i think it is perfect for players before first rise

[pure mist]

finna dungeon being dripped out

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[peak elk]

Spinning monke

[normal ermine]

I want the drum one

[quasi leaf]

~monke

Fudge

So much I want to say

But humor isn’t universal

[opaque nacelle]

It's Octoberfest everyone

Who wants beer?

[modern hawk]

freeze dosent do anything 👍🏿

i tested on me

nvm

i start from room 2 in raid

i mean dungeon

nvm im dumb

it dosent do anything

[normal ermine]

~monkey

No monkey vid tonight

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[patent mulch]

~monkey

[quasi leaf]

~monke

Monke no work

Make sad

No funni monke

Today is bad day

~monke

[peak elk]

Monkey fall :(

[quasi leaf]

Monke work

Today is good day

Monke funny

~monke

[distant rune]

~monke

[quasi leaf]

~monke

No funny monke

Make sad

Ver sad

Today bad day

Worst day ever

Need le funni monke

[vale spade]

~monke , bless us with your presence O' great Monke do not leave us.

...

MINKE ANSWERED MY CALL

HOORAY

AYGSKAHDHWJWU

ALL HAIL THE MONKE, even if it's angry

ALL HAIL THE MONKE

Woht

It got deleted?

[quasi leaf]

Yes

[vale spade]

Sad

But

MONKEISM

[quasi leaf]

Monke delete angry monke

Good monke stay

[vale spade]

I WILL BECOME THE POPE OF MONKEISM

ALL HAIL THE MONKE

[quasi leaf]

New guild?

MONKE

[vale spade]

New religion

MONKE FOREVER

[quasi leaf]

MONKE FOREHVAH

[vale spade]

Do you want to become a follower my friend?

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-monkey-gif-21881306

Do the monke ritual to join

@teal spoke join us?

[quasi leaf]

Perhaps, but I’m not leaving my guild

[vale spade]

ITS A RELIGION

Not a guild

Join us

[normal ermine]

Nuh uh it's me the first followers

[molten ruin]

All hail me

What have monke ever done to us but shame and regret?

Why join a religion created by someone who doesn’t want to destroy the world

[vale spade]

Sure

[vale spade]

...

I, as pope of MONKEISM hereby decree all @molten ruin followers as heretics

Burn em at the stakes

[wide wraith]

finally some public executions been a while

since the last one

[molten ruin]

Ha

Weak

My followers shall destroy the holy land

For it is ours

[vale spade]

Join us

[wide wraith]

sorry i belive in gay cheese

[vale spade]

You can double enroll

[molten ruin]

No join me

[wide wraith]

i totally didnt make that up rn

[molten ruin]

In the destruction of the universe

[vale spade]

I'm pretty sure you don't like furries

[molten ruin]

The world shall be burned

[molten ruin]

True but I need someone to die

[wide wraith]

the fuck kinda edge lord are you?

[molten ruin]

So I can prove my strength

[molten ruin]

What

[vale spade]

He's in his edge lord days still

[molten ruin]

No

[vale spade]

I mean

[wide wraith]

bro got 8th grader syndrome

[vale spade]

Have some rainbows and stuff

[molten ruin]

I just want to take the holy land

[vale spade]

Yea yea, it's just an excuse

[molten ruin]

And make an authoritarian regime

[vale spade]

Yup

100% edge lord

[molten ruin]

Noooo!

Nooooooo!

[vale spade]

Yes*

[molten ruin]

Not that

That’s a massive insult

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[vale spade]

Aren't you an edgelord though

-monke

[molten ruin]

I will immediately remove my reign

[vale spade]

See

Eve. Monke doesn't want you

[molten ruin]

~monke

[peak elk]

Monkey fall :(

[vale spade]

Of wait

[molten ruin]

Ha

Haha

[vale spade]

I put a -

[molten ruin]

HA

HAHAHA

[vale spade]

Not a ~

[molten ruin]

Monke

I got monke

[vale spade]

~monke

Oki

[molten ruin]

I got normal monke

Or monke fall

[vale spade]

I shall give you more followers to repent

[wide wraith]

~monke

damn it

[molten ruin]

I am very fortunate

[vale spade]

I hall go #🌎general once I finish my pack of chips

[molten ruin]

I will join the monke followers

[vale spade]

Good

[wide wraith]

ah the common folks channel

[molten ruin]

I will not repent for my deeds however

[vale spade]

Go preach in #🌎general

[molten ruin]

No

[wide wraith]

youll join the plebeians?

[molten ruin]

I gotta do a class

[vale spade]

Yes, barbarics

[molten ruin]

I’m in school

[vale spade]

They will be purified once they join us

[wide wraith]

hmm possibly

[vale spade]

Oh bye ig

[wide wraith]

fuck auto correct

[vale spade]

Join us kekw

I'll make you cardinal

[wide wraith]

sounds annoying and like a bird species

[vale spade]

It ain't none of those

Google it

[wide wraith]

bird

[vale spade]

It's some sorta priest position or smtj

[vale spade]

Cardinal

[wide wraith]

i know what a cardinal is

[vale spade]

Not cardimalis

[wide wraith]

still sounds like bird species tho

[vale spade]

Then join

[wide wraith]

can i be cardinalis?

[vale spade]

Yes

[wide wraith]

good

ill be birb

[vale spade]

Yeh

3 followers

[wide wraith]

fuck

hmm good

im birb

[vale spade]

Hm?

I have finished my pack of chips

@wide wraith what do you say we go and preach in #🌎general to the barbarians and purify them?

[wide wraith]

im just birb

go ahead ill watch from the side lines

[vale spade]

Oh fuck

I shouldnt have done this

Oh fuck

Oh great Monke, please help me for I have ruined the tavern with uncivilized shits from the common barbarian lands of #🌎general

~monke

Oki

Shut

Shut

Go back to #🌎general

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[molten ruin]

~monke

MONKE NOOOO

I will become a heretic

[pure mist]

~monke

forgive me great monkey gods

[vale spade]

Join us!

[vale spade]

Join us!

Join us to worship monke

[pure mist]

yes

[vale spade]

Good

~monke

More?

Yes, I will prepare more followers my lord

[vale spade]

Spread the word of MONKEISM

I will make you a cardinal

Go spread the word of MONKEISM

All hail monke

[pure mist]

~monke

~monke

~monke

~monke

~monke

Shut up and join us

[pure mist]

Participants give me just 150 gold for 1 ticket each, the person with the most tickets will win and in 48 hours, I will name the winner. The winner will get to decide my profile, about me and status for 2 days along with 75% of the total gold for the tickets. The rest will be donated to a guild of your choice.
If you want to buy a ticket, give me 150 gold and DM me an SS of it.

You can also choose to donate the gold to the great cause of Monkeism.

[dusty lake]

How do the kingdoms on the world map work?

[vale spade]

#🌋worldbox-chat

Pretty sure this doesn't look like world box chat

But, kingdoms are a collection of multiple villages ruled over by a king, a village can rebel against a kingdom along with other kingdoms if it has enough negative opinion on the kingdom.

[normal ermine]

~monkey

14h58

[sudden saddle]

We pay tokens to get territories for season points

I think

[loud oxide]

-monke

~ monkey

~monkey

[vale spade]

Do you want to join monkeism?

Free choccy milk made out of dragon milk will be available

[loud oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-conduciendo-gif-24377638

~monke

[vale spade]

Is that a yes?

Good!

You can get the choccy milk from the choccy milk storage

[quasi leaf]

~monke

[loud oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-7906802

[quasi leaf]

[vale spade]

And 4k more messages till 200k messages in tavern

Hmm

[quasi leaf]

Who the shitposted?

[vale spade]

I dunno

[quasi leaf]

Damn

[loud oxide]

~monke

[vale spade]

I apparently have had sent 53077 in WB and 31340 of them were in #🏜playground

Tf

And 6.9% (it's 6.8 but let's round it up to 6.9 shall we?) of the messages in tavern are my messages......

[robust spade]

@quick root nice you got bloodrain

[pure mist]

ngl i deserved it more

I'm gonna be petty everytime ngl

[quick root]

Nice

$_cast bloodrain

_cast bloodrain

Oh not here

[vale spade]

@glass fox

[glass fox]

[vale spade]

If I make you aristocrat, will you do something?

I want u to collect the tax

[glass fox]

Uh

[vale spade]

Yes or no

[glass fox]

Ig I could

Sure

[vale spade]

Good

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[molten ruin]

~monke

Shieb

[vale spade]

Hmm

[normal ermine]

~monkey

[normal ermine]

I joined one year ago already
And he gave me luck and strength in my riskiest bets

[vale spade]

It was created today

Do not lie and join nus my friend!

[quick root]

could u give me 3 def gems?

i am low on dust

i can give u power , stamina or hp games'

[normal ermine]

I was wrong, I was praying to the god of the world box

[normal ermine]

If you want

[quick root]

nvm

[vale spade]

Oh ok

[gloomy bough]

Anybody have food they're willing to sell?

I have no food and I'm low health 😭