#🍻tavern
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Literally French
Monsier
BOO
Maketh le boté a le francais
IM HERE TO FRENCH U
Actually, I learned lately that that's "bou" in French...
Well idk why you would learn that
Makes sense
Thanks to a french video game that wasn't fully translated...
As the ou is prounounced as oo
Called "UpGun"
It like 3 dimensional ROUNDS, but with French robots apparently...?
J'AIME LE FRENCH ROBOT
MAIS NON JE DETESTE LE FRENCH
CEST UN TERRIBLE PAYS
CEST HORRIBLEEEEEE
Too many conversations at once... I'm going to come back to this in a bit...
NON TU EST UN INTROVERT
: (
The number of conversations I'm in has exceeded 2 digits... I think that was uncalled for...
POURQOUI TU A LE CONVERSATION DO
As in more than ten conversations...
Maïs pourqouiiii
Aa je deteste le français
Never mind, 3 of them just finished...
Coool
Now it's only 9 conversations between 3 servers and IRL...
Ok...
I wish spears had the same dmg as bows
I would use them if it wasn't that much of a difference
Balls
I
what
same
Actually I would wish every weapon has same dmg
True
If every weapon had the same dmg it would be cool
Mhm
That would be okay if it weren't for the fact that the difference in attack is based on range being taken into account, as well as attack speed...
mhm
Because it is turn based and there is no range to worry about, they just converted it to flat damage.
hm
what?
Or has someone ever suggested to change it?
I mean
It's odd that bows had 2x more damage than other weapons for so long

Man...
but no updates
True
no more*
That's one update i would love
Considering we aren't in smith 100 rn
It's the best time
I mean, I want work on sb2 soooo
Is it gonna take long tho?
i don't want more updates
idk
I do 👽
probably around year?
its still huge project yk
Ngl i wish sb was advertised in #📣announcements
500k members in the server
And honestly
Sb is so well hidden
I was here for a year and only recently found it
with the new discord mechanics where you must interact to see chanells....
lol
but fr
why did they do it
they could make the channels be seenable automaticly at least
Server info, role info and how to report could go to information
And we don't talk about community category 💀
mhm
I used to.
I was in it for exactly one of the channels. #🍃minecraft-server
okay chill
i dont want 500 people to come and crash the bot 
But it would be so fun 
Imagine 100 guilds with 100 players each 💀
But true
It would clash
2 dungeons in the same channel is hell
fr
brother make war sooner
I already have full adamantine with 4 gems each piece
its like in 1 week
yeah but I got school 8 days after war so I cant grind as much
you are capping my power
skill issue
lmao
Balanced
truly
idiot
I just got back here after being in another server for a while.
dont care
idiot
...
Orders... I am not above them...
I'm still used to playground being at the bottom of the category...
I wish it hadn't changed...
are you fucking with me
No, sir.
It wasn't for some reason.
wait nvm
Yeah.
i wonder if its related to removing channels and stuff
I don't know.
It still is the bottom of the category for me
Hm
This is too quiet...
_equip 2356
I know
It used to be a lot active when I joined

When me get salary
If anyone gets locked during the maintenance ping me
okay sir
i need more bullets
Sure
bullets
I love bullets but I love guns more
Oh fuck, don't tell me you think you are American now
no the french
?
you french?
Apparently, yes, although I do prefer ‘murica
My ‘murican spirit is strong
I stopped grinding cuz life happened
Sad
Same happened to me
But life is replaced with playing football (not rugby)
@teal spoke we get gems only from lvl ups
Delete
That's epic for our shop
no
false
ppl will don't need our gems
because they will get they own
Maxed people with no alchemy:
oh shite
don't worry, its good at some point
fixed it 
oki
Is the small guilds buff member count or a guild upgrade thing?
Also the #916720030132097076 i made is very similar to gem cost
In the increase thing that is
👀
But anyway, what about this?
Wait
My suggestion makes 100 territories impossible lol
Since the tax per week would be 4195000 gold
I think it's fair
30 territories are possible tho
Like THM before
495000

50 dungeons per week to maintain allat
Not impossible if members are least active
Say each member does 1 dungeon per week (would be probably more) it's easy to maintain with 50 or 25 members
But would require active players
And strong enough for dungeon lvl 25
That's what i call competition

If a single player got 100k gold per week he could maintain 19 territories
Far from monopoly ig
hmm
we are only 3
and we are mostly active
where does the money go when collected?
they should remove it then
Tax?
yeah
Imagine as if going to our Citizens
We are kingdoms after all
Can't be only 100 people in a single world
Only means Champions are in the hundreds
Imagine it like that


nvm
Check my suggestion
where?
that's good if many players are active
imagine a kingdom with 3 people innit
Burgeswacht had 1 player with more than 10 territories
He was a "guild" on top of that
Not a village or kingdom
I don't think Hamza is going to implement any new features until SB2
any sb 2 spoilers?
At which point anything you suggest now will be meaningless because Hamza might be taking mechanics a completely different way
we should have a dodge option on dungeon
Who knows, i don't really mind, it's cool to suggest even if it won't make it 
Agile be like
We have the trait 
but don't know when will it happen
dodge always
What's the point of defend then
That would break the balance, bad idea
oh
Make it cost 4x defence?
im dumb
Unless it used 4 times as much stamina, at which point it's pointless to use because an enemy will just keep attacking until you're out of stamina
escaping with the items would be very useful
Half of them
As a penalty
Sometimes bot glitches and "interaction failed"
you rob a bank and escaped successfully
A penalty of 50% makes it look like you had no choice but to abandom resources to escape
Yeah, but you are in combat with lots of items
Escaping in a bank robbery means you didn't encounter obstacles
Imagine combat as a high speed thing, if you need to escape you obviously can't carry to many things or the monsters will catch you
Throwing away food and such buys you time
Thus the penalty of 50%

what do you think about private dungeons?
yeah a team of 5 players in dungeon would be so damn cool
I my mind guild dungeons could be 24h cd with 10x the amount of rewards as a normal dungeon.
But no dust and only gold and at the end there is a token.
The difficulty is 10x as well but each member gives a lil of it's stays to the "Guild army" that's exploring the dungeon.
Only the guild leader should be able to activate it too, and resources go right into the guild inventory
Or at least that's what i imagine would be a cool thing for a guild
lol why the upvote 
in wars i fight my own guild
Same
they should fix it
The first to enter war register it's guild, subsequent members go in single player
That's what i've always interpreted
That's why it glitches
okay i will dungeon now
Gl
What the
I have done 11 archery pursuits and I still don't have eagle eyes
The fuck
L
Oh wow i got 5 upvotes 
6 

i personally think
it should be
25a+(1.1^{2.5x-a}+10x)
a- number of peoplle in guild
b- number of territories
where when you have more territories than members the tax exponentially increases and then linear growth for both members and territories
which is basicall what u said but equation form
Hmmmmm
8 
By b you mean x?
I don't see b in the equation
And Ima dislike
Cus my mind thinks so
yes
Uh alr, you're free 
Too bad there won’t be anymore updates to sb1
I like to make suggestion anyway 
but saving them for sb 2 would be better 
jk

sb 2 will never come out
Was it a lie to keep attention off from sb 3?
👀
scammer

no its just me scamming people in patreon
yessir


but jupe has all the money so it might be a failed scam 

We should ban hamza for scamming
not if i ban you first
(i can make you not see this channel)
Money is money

not really
Yes really 
Crazy
bruh you a discord mod 
YEEEHAWWW
I win
2021 hamza:
2022*
Weren't you a mod by the end of 2021?
2022
I’ll take that spot
says a discord bot dev
discord bot devs are cool
Says the SB bot
unreal
discord mods on the other hand
Which is he only thing keeping me here
discord mods have online catgirls, discord bot devs get none, I win


Bet?
TRAITOR

I'll be one step closer to have a life if there's no species box tbf
Give me all your stuff and delete
Problem solved :)
Speices box has become the root of my nolifeness rn
(no)
I'm officially addicted
I need sleep rn
Sleepy time
👁️👄👁️🫵
I hope I don't fuck my exams up tho
2 + 2 = power gems
OK me stop
Bro thinks he’s the comedic relief
I find it funny when someone get's warned for "wrong language" 💀
People don't usually get warned for that
They get verballed
I think it's (p+g)+(p+g)

What?
I think (p + g)² = (p+g).(p.g) = p.p + p.g + g.p + g.g = p²+2pg+g²
(P.g is the same as g.p)(doesn't matter if its 2pg or 2gp since the multiplying result is the same).
A easy method when (x+y)² is a catch phrase.
The square of the first plus 2 times the second multiplied by the first plus the second square.
Use the catch phrase
You used plus instead of multiplying it
It's squared, meaning it's itself multiplied by itself
In this case i use "." As a multiplying simbol instead of the common "x"
Since x can sometimes confuse then multiplying x and y
this isnt math channel noobs

True 
What... You can get cooked food in a dungeon? I never got it lol
How is this possible
Can you also get ores?
👽
yeah
nah
yeah it was a bet the first one was a placeholder
Opening honeycombs give you cfood
can you trade on me?
Right, i forgot
3rd

Haha
you say that like im disgusted by it
im just irritated because i dont have a fancy top hat
Ah ok
Ahh that reminds me!
Back in the good oł' days on the europan sea!
My crewmember
He wore a fancy tophat
A past clown
Still not fully out of the honkmothers religion
He was well known with the children of the honkmother which gave us good relations
Yet thw husk cultists hated us cause of him
It was beween a hard place and a rock
Or be associated with clowns or cultists that worshiped a sea parasite
I chose clowns
He was one man of tomfoolery
Yet a harsh and brave fighter
Now we had just been on a mission
Hunting the great sea beast called a moloch
From far away a jellyfish
Yet whenu approach it
The thing was the size of half of our submarine!
Its shell made out of who knows what steel? Defienetely not chitin its way too strong for that.
Nobody knows truly
And its body
Not seethru like all normal jellyfish
Idk if that thing could even be called an octopus
Cause it was made of muscle
It didnt have any skin or wtleast thw skin was almost invinble
Welp onto the mission
They had put a tracker on it so we knew where it was
And so our sub went
We safetied our sub on a ledge nearby so if we were attacked we would not fall into the ground
And we began preparing for hunting the moloch
Our gunners readied our explosive ammo
While i took our nuke to break its shell
And loaded it into the railgun
After we were done preparing
We got to finding the beast
And so the sub went
After some moving of the sub i saw movement on the sonar
Small attackers
Probably crawlers i thought and i said to ready for them
We got to test our explosive ammo there
Quick to say
The crawlers were gone in secconds
That gave us a bit of confidence in our new ammo
And so after some more of the sub
We were 300 meters away from the moloch
Everybody got ready on guns
And we moved in
Quickly the seccond the moloch showed up
All of the coilguns and other weaponry opened fite
The only thing that didnt was the railgun
Waiting for a perfect shot
Our sub got hit on the top the mechanics scrambled to welding it
We got pushed around alot
Untill finnaly after most our walls being destroyed and the moloch looking as good as ever
The railgun got a good shot on the shell
And fired
Destroying the shell in secconds
Then all the guns got to peppering it
The moloch was enraged managing to hit us into a ravine
We stayed on the wall of it but with its last breaths the moloch pushed us down
Into
The dëêp œçėäñ
It was bad
I heard alot about it
That there were beasts from hell
As big as the sub
We kept fundling down as there were no walls in the dëêp œçėäñ
It was clear of anything
Other than the occasional icebergs with rare minerals
Please shut up!
We managed to get the sub to hit a rock formation somewhere on the bottom
Our mechanics got to fixing hand to hand with our electricians
N o
And then
I saw it
On the sonar
A seemingly different sonar appeared
But no
Thats not a normal sonar
It was crooked not anyhow like a norm sonar works
And it sounded more like devilish roars
And then i heard it
Y E S
A gunner shouted WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!
I got on the guns and saw it
It was a giant fleshy abomination
It had hundreds of eyes looking straight at me
And over 8 legs
The thing was gigantic
bugged

It had thousands of teeth too
We quickly opened fire
And when that happened
Thw monster fired back?!
But it wasnt coilguns or any weapon
He is playing Pokémon at the moment
oh
It fired thousands of its teetg
Oh I got beat
Destroying all the walls
I knew we fucked up
I loaded all our leftover ammo
Everyone got on guns
Then the monster fired a barrage of its teeth at one of our mechanics
I readied my medical set
And dragged him to the 1 room sithout water in it
His arm in the process got shot off
By the things teeth
I had to quickly get to tending him
I sealed his amputated wound and sealed all the numerous penetrations he had
I put his suit on him and left him in there as he was stablw enought
👁️
Ok
New post
Our ammo quickly ran out and we got to crafting more
Yet as it turned out we had ran out of Steel
We had a bunch of ic4 and c4
How do i get the giant trait?
Luck
And then the past clown
Came up with an idea
Like level up pr smth?
We had a small minisub used for exploration
Or*
Ahh then shit
Like the one you just took?
?
@finite nova
Wharr u ping him for?
WHARR U PING HIM FORR
Aside from you spamming up there, the translation
⚠ Warned Obiswan Kenobi#6207
The translation
Aside from that, refrain from speaking other languages that are not english
Can lead to another warn sometimes 
How th am i not allowed to speak to my brother!
I didn't say you can't
But there's a chat for that
So we cant have free speech ?!
I cant i cant text deer
They're limiting our beatiful polish language like they did to us in 1939!?
My guy, there is Polska chat(I think that’s how you saw it)
Just give yourself the polish role and it will be at the bottom category
Hey bartender, can I get a drink?
I have to make 900 coins by traiding so if anyone need something ping me
@vale spade
Yes
Tell yours
250 g
dust?
Yep
💀
Fr
I am thinking of going main spear
Am tired of bow build
Ig i will have to sacrifice 20 dmg
Yeah, I might go axe but bow is too good
Maybe if they added crossbows it would be fun
A better bow
If they made all the weapons same base dmg that would be cool
Lower bow or increase other weapons
As long as they are the same
Raid
That doesn't do anything in raid tho
k
Fun fact wars and raids only happen simantaneosly every 140 hours
Yeah, a war axe would be cool, or a halberd
(assuming the 7 hour and 20 hour cycle the same)
Even just some renaissance stuff
Yeah, Mithyrl helmet is just a crown
The Adam helmet looks at bit too… knightly
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Raid time mf
Why am I locked out of the raid?
Its locked for me
Yeah
hm
Should I pin hamza?
Yes
It happened to me before
But with war
@molten ruin or ping one of the staffs
Ok I’ll either I ping qwas or top gunner
@vale spade I’m sorry for the ping but I can’t log into a raid although I should be able to, could you help me?
May God bless monke
youre probably already in
hmm
the check for lock is before the check for if you are in
that's why its bugged
so dont worry you are in
LOL
Next time ig
@robust spade you were right after all
Sadly yes
I FUCKING MISSED THE RAID
Noice i won the raid
Oh thanks
Hoodoo tho
Still first spell of the wipe
Yessir
I'm the only one with not level 1 magic now

Who did you use it on XD
myself ofc
Too ez
Oop
Sorry
I was offline
Watching a movie with my sister
Thats good, also the problem fixed itself thanks to gods help
k
Lmao
Why?
Cast on some newbies
Become snek 2
I'll name you snek 2 if you cast on 3 human newbies
i missed the raid

@twilit patio
what?
Why was i summoned?
I'm editing spotify code to fit the album theme
Neat
Yay slugcat
dagunr real
Remember when copper wasn't rarer than adamantine?
Yeah, i miss those days 
Even more about iron
God i have 500
Nearly
I'd trade it for copper ngl
no
they should've given me 5000 gold bcs i won the raid

Hot damn two in a row
Nice...
Fr, too much adamantine
I actually need copper
I want to do a copper build so stamina doesn’t drain in dungeons
Also cause cool
I need more gold
Am close to smith 100
So around 20k because i have too much iron
Sell me dust then
I don't have enough for 20k 👽👽
Nah
I will use them on equipments
Am tired of getting from 400 to 100 hp because of wolf or ogre 
But am trading 10 dust for absolute gems 
When queen bee

10 dust per gem btw
I prefer necromancer
He usually has more defence than atk
And his atk is pretty low
They made dungeon so much harder
Sometimes i wonder if the stats get higher from lvl 10 and lvl 20
Because it doesn't feel like a 25%
I would assume so
I can deal over 1k damage to that boss I better get a fuckin spell
How do you create a character for speciesbox
_start
We’re should I type that
Ok ty
Best spell lol
fr
All I need is curse 
Lmao
its not about damage though
its about damage rank
highest damage is always the same chance
if it was 100 or 100000 damage
Bloodrain!
Is the bot off?
Yeah I think
jupe forgot to pay the bill 

Pay the bill jupe
I fixed the problem. I made the server provider spam my emails when I need to pay the bills
I don't remember if it doesn't spam me
lol
Already did
Good turtle
Go back to the coding realm
or staff furry roleplay
Depends on your mood
I'm having very much fun in the coding realm
Epic
Ey monke, you can give 49 and 1837 back, praying is gonna take longer than just crafting lol
k
Trade?
Wait shit I just realized I can dump my silver and iron into someone’s inventory using _give
Me
Literally the luckiest person ever
Oh god oh god, please bless me with a spear with the same damage as a smith 100 bow 
So i don't have to lose 20 dmg to use it 
Lol
but it's true
there would be more weapons variety in equipments if bow wasn't so op
Other weapons are literally useless
Doesn't even give reasonable buffs if you're bs 100
Deathrobloxian
Yeah
He isn't comparable to normal human standards
mine too tho
Debatable
He plays on the same level but he plays a different game
imma give gold too
Shhh
I speak from the realm of spirits...
Probably not soon, big exams coming this year

Good luck man
Still, i'd like if other weapons had the same damage as bow
I mean, every weapon has a initial debuff, but only bow has that much dmg
You can do it, I believe in you!
Crazy
LOL
So uhhh
We did it
UNLOCK!
Woohoo
UNLOCK 
💀💀
Im

No re raid
please :3
It’s bugged I can’t start a raid
Need unlock

Oof
I didn’t make the bot 
(Skill issue)²
F
I feel like it was going to be love spell and hamza killed the bot 
Rigged
hey mate im locked
Yeah
@teal spoke can i get unlocked, my dungeon glitched at lvl 19 #916947028272095353 message
20 minutes thrown into the trash
Dammit
Is it safe to do again?
idk
Idk, maybe i gonna do it
It's not about cd tho
lel
Alr
Sadly it glitched again 
But this time the bot didn't respond and stayed on "..." Thing
I "escaped the dungeon"
Anyway, imma try later ig
Guess i was unlucky idk
send me message link
Idk if it was good or bad it happened so soon in the dungeon this time
that might be just discord lag
But yeah, ig it happens
Sad
Imma try later in 5h, probably be better by then
should be
raids are every 7 hours
so 7 hours after last raid
ight cool
Can i get 8k gold?
for?
Imma craft rings
I was gonna do it with dungeon gold
But it didn't went as expected 
ight, just pay me back


