🍻tavern

[wide wraith]

no exploits

[placid sinew]

crrch

[heady nimbus]

imagine if it's just an intended gsme mechanic lol

[wide wraith]

its most likely not

[placid sinew]

That would be weird

It's not

[heady nimbus]

cause infinite power is pretty vague

[river bear]

Ima stop doung it

[heady nimbus]

do you mean atk

[wispy veldt]

Yeah prob not

[river bear]

Its lame

[heady nimbus]

stamina

etc

like the heck does this bug do

[placid sinew]

Yes

Everything

[heady nimbus]

?

So what does it do

[river bear]

Vyro

Wanna fight?

[wispy veldt]

No

[river bear]

;-;

[wide wraith]

you still get xp for using food when doing _u cfood and then press no

[wispy veldt]

Do you think i cant see u abusing

[wispy veldt]

.

[river bear]

No i stopped doing it after 3 times

Bc its lame

[wispy veldt]

Gud

[river bear]

Boring as hell

[wispy veldt]

Yeah

[placid sinew]

Hamza forgot to code something...

[heady nimbus]

honestly not op

[wide wraith]

i know

[wide wraith]

probably not hamza but nikon

[heady nimbus]

Nah the cfood xp glitch didn't exist before I'm sure

[placid sinew]

My glitch is new

[wide wraith]

ok

[wispy veldt]

Its because im pro

[heady nimbus]

It's only been hamza as of late for months now iirc

[placid sinew]

Two new glitch

[wispy veldt]

Fr

?

[placid sinew]

@teal spoke Want glitches?

[teal spoke]

want bitches?

[wispy veldt]

Damn

[wide wraith]

yeah that’s hamza he’s cool

[teal spoke]

explain them in dms

[heady nimbus]

aww

[teal spoke]

there was a bug

where you couldnt get xp from using gems

im just finding all fo these things

javscript really sux

[placid sinew]

Yes boss🫡

[wispy veldt]

Ok sir

[wide wraith]

no gold star

[wispy veldt]

Lol

[placid sinew]

Lol

[teal spoke]

bruh this bug was here for like 4 days and people never mentioned it

💀

[wispy veldt]

Maybe they didn't know

[placid sinew]

I'm the only one who knew lol

[teal spoke]

but how would you not know

if you use gem you would know

nobdoy used gems in the last 3 days?

dead game

[placid sinew]

Nobody used gems

[wispy veldt]

Well im new sooo..

[wide wraith]

i would tell hamza the second i found the glitch

[teal spoke]

sure

[wispy veldt]

Me 2

[wide wraith]

but i’m kinda stupid

[teal spoke]

[placid sinew]

Give yourself dog role

[wispy veldt]

Well im not sus i joined yesterday

[wide wraith]

will i ever get second gold star

[teal spoke]

probably not

[wide wraith]

[placid sinew]

Why you gave it to ertkif?

[wide wraith]

i didnt

oh you mean the star

because furry femboy ertkif is funny

[placid sinew]

You should have asked for permanent furry femboy ertkif

[wide wraith]

im a furry not a demon

wait i am a demon

[wispy veldt]

Guys what are your time zone

[placid sinew]

You're a non-ambitious demon

[placid sinew]

16:33

[wide wraith]

its 16 for me

[placid sinew]

Hey friend

[wide wraith]

bratwurst?

[placid sinew]

Nah

[wide wraith]

hmm

[placid sinew]

F*****

It was censored

[wide wraith]

[placid sinew]

For americans' sake

[wispy veldt]

Im bored

Well bye

Imma sleep

[placid sinew]

What's your time zone?

[wispy veldt]

Ph

Like whats time rn?

[placid sinew]

4pm

[wispy veldt]

Mine is 10pm

[placid sinew]

Russia vibes

[fresh blaze]

why does it keep saying I change my mind whenever I try to eat a food

[wide wraith]

yes is no no is yes

[fresh blaze]

weird lol

[strange nymph]

did the war break bc of the patch or is it fine? I could join it normally but the timer below doesn't change

[wide wraith]

we’ll see

[strange nymph]

also 1 person doing 1000 dmg to the ufo raid

[wide wraith]

that’s entirely possible

[teal spoke]

oh shit war is fucked

[wide wraith]

hamzo can you unlock me?

damn no war

[mental prawn]

@teal spoke unlock me

[teal spoke]

bro didnt ask bro gave an order

[robust spade]

Pls unlock me

[wide wraith]

give me a cardboard star

[river bear]

There is a bug that the buttons are switched

[river bear]

Leave him be hes the best mascote of our guild

[wide wraith]

yeah that’s our dog

[placid sinew]

Don't bring the infection here

[wide wraith]

[placid sinew]

STOOOP!

[wide wraith]

nyever

[placid sinew]

HAAAAA

[wide wraith]

[river bear]

ITS COMING THIS WAYYY

[fresh blaze]

e

[heady nimbus]

owo

[fresh blaze]

ee

[wide wraith]

[river bear]

There prob should also be a bitton to leave a raid

[fresh blaze]

imagine

being sent to war or raid in this case and your like in a boat now which has sailed

and u wanted to leave lol

[wide wraith]

i’m a demon let me swim back

i can kill 175 monsters in a row in a dungeon so let me swim

[river bear]

Demons can teleport....

[wide wraith]

but i like swimming

[river bear]

Its Just for covienence

[fresh blaze]

you'll probably chained with magic collar and will be released when needed for war lol

[river bear]

Were no slaves

[fresh blaze]

demons

only

[wide wraith]

bre what in the hell is this

[fresh blaze]

idk since ur orc rise

[wide wraith]

i ain’t letting anyone beside my bf put a collar on me

[fresh blaze]

i imagine orcs like use demons as their special big-

what

[river bear]

??

Wut

I tough youd Def be a guy without rizz

[wide wraith]

me?

[river bear]

Ye

[river bear]

I wonder how ur owner takes u on a walk

[wide wraith]

i mean i no longer have a bf

[river bear]

Ooof

Sad

[wide wraith]

yes

[river bear]

But hey

IM SINGLE

[wide wraith]

now i can look at other men

that good right?

[river bear]

Lemme do this

Nvm im in a raid

I wanten to cast love on u

[river bear]

.

[wide wraith]

ahem we didn’t do that

the collar was only for inside

[fresh blaze]

tis strange

[wide wraith]

hm?

[fresh blaze]

u didn't act like this back then

or u just revealed now

[wide wraith]

i mean i guess iam i didn’t start the relationship

[wide wraith]

you mean furry?

yes i didnt

[fresh blaze]

ye

[wide wraith]

yeah he was the only person that knew for sometime

[river bear]

I fell alseep while chating

[versed carbon]

Do you have to create a character, everyone

[wispy veldt]

No you don't have to

[placid sinew]

@teal spoke gem glitch back up

[teal spoke]

U wot now

[teal spoke]

exzplain

[placid sinew]

#939910505177448569

[teal spoke]

what yeah

wtf

i tested it

and it was working

[mint sonnet]

Hi ham

[dry path]

Hi tree

[mint sonnet]

Bessy

I luv bes

[dry path]

Thanks

[mint sonnet]

@storm junco Git ova here

[dry path]

Run

[mint sonnet]

Me?

[dry path]

No

[mint sonnet]

I'll run to xiphowos

[dry path]

Why are you like this in wb

[mint sonnet]

Why am I like what

[dry path]

Youre different here

[mint sonnet]

(its cause seal cant hurt me)

[dry path]

Fair enough

[mint sonnet]

but also

could be in relation to me vrs me while roleplaying

[dry path]

Probably

[mint sonnet]

cause obviously i dont think genocide is good but i do it in stat anyways

[dry path]

Chad emoji

[teal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-kermit-the-frog-tea-tea-day-sipping-tea-gif-15288264

[teal spoke]

hey bbg

x

wait you are not underage are you

[mortal seal]

💀

[brisk marten]

It's all good

[lost folio]

_g collect

Ups

[wispy veldt]

Is the levels/exp bugged

[storm junco]

Huh?

[wispy veldt]

NO PLS TII THE GUNNER

NOT AGAIN

LIKE PLS

[mortal seal]

what is it darling

[wispy veldt]

Bruh my ptsd kicked in

[mortal seal]

;-;

[wispy veldt]

Bro he hunts me everyday

[mortal seal]

then kill him

🤷‍♂️

[wispy veldt]

Yeah mb skill issue

Bro um stuck at lvl 18

Does anyone have a solution

[wide wraith]

@teal spoke @river bear is stuck on lv 24

and @wispy veldt is also stuck

[wispy veldt]

@teal spoke im stuck at 18

[fresh blaze]

your enjoying this aren't u

[wide wraith]

yes he is

[placid sinew]

I didn't see this message💀

[wide wraith]

yes ofcourse

[fresh blaze]

fungis

[mint sonnet]

i am very much underage-

[teal spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-fbiopenup-carlwhitman-gif-19586039

[placid sinew]

Hamza?

You ok

[mortal seal]

@wide wraith

[wide wraith]

hello there

[mortal seal]

hey

[wide wraith]

what is it?

[mortal seal]

good to see each other again

It has been a week

[wide wraith]

oh no

nyoooo

[mortal seal]

now perfect

[fresh blaze]

fungi back

lol

[mortal seal]

yes

[wide wraith]

my furry femboy is gone

[fresh blaze]

For the sake of convinience- guild members who dont donate a right amount of quota gets automatically kicked off the guild

[placid sinew]

Sad

[mortal seal]

hey @lost folio

[lost folio]

Hey

[river bear]

I GOT A SPELLL

WHO WANNA LOOSE A EYE

[silver kettle]

you

#🏜playground message

100% the game

Woooooooo

[river bear]

No

[river bear]

Why was i so dumb and google how to get gold-

[silver kettle]

should I leave LNE

Top is never online

and I want aristo

but there's too many apparently

but Sinny left

[fresh blaze]

I didn't lol

also top was online two days ago lol @silver kettle

[copper crystal]

@teal spoke is the gem situation fixed by chance?

[teal spoke]

probably until next week

im busy this week

some weapons will get their gems counter reset to 0

so that will make for some op weapons

[copper crystal]

Fair enough

[copper crystal]

Oh that’s actually cool lol I do hope this happens to me

🤣🤣 hope your week goes well though @teal spoke

[wide wraith]

[pseudo mortar]

In terms of stats alone, no. LNE is about as dead as Chest Cult, but it still gives way more bablos/hour than any other guild and has no real downside apart from almost none of the aristocrats playing sb anymore

[fresh blaze]

ehem

except me which just resurfaced lol

oh and also removed almost a huge number of dead weights

soo tax money is more hmmm less damaging

annnd i got top too come back a bit

[civic otter]

Can you invite me back to guild

[mortal seal]

I can

[civic otter]

Can you Invite me back to server

[placid sinew]

I got a spell🥳🥳🥳🥳

🥳

[next juniper]

Need to get invited?

[placid sinew]

The simp is back

[next juniper]

You mean the sinp?

[placid sinew]

The what
Oh right

[next juniper]

[placid sinew]

No more sinp

[civic otter]

Yes

[wispy veldt]

Yo

im back

[mortal seal]

cool

[wispy veldt]

From my slumber

_gather

Oh f

[mortal seal]

lol

[wispy veldt]

Im so stupid i jsut woke pu

[mortal seal]

its 4pm for me.....

[wispy veldt]

10pm for me

Heh i slept at morning then i woke up rn

[mortal seal]

ok

time to read

after tears of blood tho

[placid sinew]

🍺

[mortal seal]

@frank tapir are you sneaky snek?

don't seems so

@midnight snow are you snek?

uhh

i bet your nit

not

[midnight snow]

hiss

[robust spade]

Strange, the gain is 10x but i got 1k less than expected

In the last dungeon i got 700+ but in this one i got a equivalent of 600+

Some enemies give 9 gold which is 0.9 prior to update.

[placid sinew]

Bot speaking

[next juniper]

You get 10x I think?

I remembered before we get like 500-600 gold

[robust spade]

It is, but i don't think i got 10x when compared to this

And i did several dungeons with 700+

(less dust update tho)

[next juniper]

Yeah he want to beat up economy ig

[robust spade]

But it's more because the numbers are a lot bigger and values go lower than 1

[robust spade]

He definetly wants that

[next juniper]

Man beat up economy by making pay poor people damne

[placid sinew]

He wants "balance"

[robust spade]

We will wipe soon

Those updates are tests

[teal spoke]

not strange at all

its just that the 0.1-0.9 used to get rounded up to 1 gold

now the 1-9 will just be 1-9 gold

it wont be rounded up to 10

this is what i meant with gaining more control over gold

since i dont want to add decimal places i can just add a zero

[robust spade]

[next juniper]

Imagine complaining about gold

[placid sinew]

@mortal seal i gave more gold to sinp than to the guild

[placid sinew]

Now we wait

[fresh blaze]

why nerf dusts tho lol

have more ways to earn dust

[next juniper]

Since now we can use more than 1 gem at once it seem fair

[fresh blaze]

can we earn dust in more ways even if it's difficult or longer lol

[next juniper]

Make us pay gold for using gems, here you will give some value to gold @teal spoke

Or pay to mass use gems

[teal spoke]

you already pay to craft them

[next juniper]

Oh didn't knew sorry

[teal spoke]

dont worry about it

being dumb is free

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-stripper-kms-die-sad-gif-16728871

[next juniper]

[mortal seal]

shoots with gun

[frank tapir]

Who in the Snek pinged me

[frank tapir]

Nah im sneaky too sneaky

[heady nimbus]

Oh huh i have a mutual in the Car Crushers Roblox Community

[placid sinew]

That's the snek ertkif's searching for
(He already found him)

[heady nimbus]

Cool

[placid sinew]

Didn't saw that earlier💀

[blissful sun]

How to turn of speciesbox?

[fresh blaze]

a

[placid sinew]

@teal spoke how many guilds do i need to destroy to be rewarded?

[opaque nacelle]

Hello, one whopper junior and large fries please.

[wispy veldt]

30000000000000

[next juniper]

RęsTært

[heady nimbus]

new restart time is <t:1688727600>

hour from now

neat

[placid sinew]

It will be $4.50

[placid sinew]

@teal spoke i think you messed up the gem luck

[wide vale]

[placid sinew]

What?

[wide vale]

We don't appreciate the comment...

[placid sinew]

Well, i want to be rewarded at any cost

[wide vale]

Try helping others... it's how poke got to where he is...

[placid sinew]

Oh

Let's become a mafia leader then

[wide vale]

As long as you don't work against peace and prosperity for all... then that's fine...

[placid sinew]

Does someone knows how i got 100 adamantite?

[silver kettle]

hehe

[uneven hawk]

beere

[silver kettle]

why are you here

[uneven hawk]

bere

[silver kettle]

...

oh

[uneven hawk]

bear

[silver kettle]

@dark gull

@vale spade

[uneven hawk]

the fuck you doing

beare

[silver kettle]

they bartenders

[uneven hawk]

i dont roleplay

thats weird

beerer

[silver kettle]

-_-

[white solar]

me too

[opaque nacelle]

Why the hell you reply here you psycho lol

[uneven hawk]

hi

[dark gull]

Yo

[strange nymph]

wow 1k+ attack

[next juniper]

Its stupid to boost little guild by this much imo

[fresh blaze]

purge time purge time

[next juniper]

Why?

[fresh blaze]

maximum atk

[next juniper]

It's useless we get too much of a downgrade when were a max lvl guild

[dapper grove]

_gather

[placid sinew]

It isn't a bug

[pure mist]

ph

[placid sinew]

Each gem is used separately

[pure mist]

hm?

So like when i use one sg

and it fails and says used

[placid sinew]

Yes

[pure mist]

and its still there

it ain't a bug?

[placid sinew]

It's 33×1sg

Not 33sg

[pure mist]

math does not enter my head

[placid sinew]

You were talking about that. Oh

[pure mist]

ah

so it is a bug

[placid sinew]

It's letter math

[pure mist]

ok

so yeah when it fails and says "-- gems were used" they aren't actually used

only when it fails

hope it don't get fixed tho

[placid sinew]

U sure?

Imma try

Crap, you're right

Gem glitch is never possibly being fixed

[heady nimbus]

hnmm

Yup that does work

Definitely can be abused if you only wanna consume 50 gems at a time or something

[placid sinew]

You can just use gems individually

[heady nimbus]

You know how much of a pain that is

As someone who gotten 125 gemed equipment before this update

It fucking sucks

look how many god damned results there are

Hmm so it's op in early stages of gemming

But later on it's just as annoying to do before the gem all update

[placid sinew]

Yea

[wide vale]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-detector-bitcoin-rd_btc-my-clown-detector-is-off-the-charts-strike_memes-gif-22298893

[placid sinew]

Not a clown

[wide vale]

I'm under orders from one of the mods to post this gif whenever someone tries to use a command in this channel.

Don't ask which mod. I don't remember which one.

[placid sinew]

And why tf the spider is a bitcoin

[wide vale]

Idk.

Copyright probably.

[placid sinew]

🤯

_u cguildmembers

[wide vale]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-detector-bitcoin-rd_btc-my-clown-detector-is-off-the-charts-strike_memes-gif-22298893

[placid sinew]

@wide vale #916720030132097076

Will you do it?

[wide vale]

Do what?

[placid sinew]

You know what

[wide vale]

Post the gif for a post that's not in this channel?

Why would I do that?

[placid sinew]

.

It's the same channel

Btw I'm waiting to get a warning now

[wide vale]

No. It's a thread in this channel. Thus, it doesn't qualify.

And I'm not a mod. I'm just following one order from one mod that was given to me when I earned my image perms.

[placid sinew]

Don't you think being able to cook and eat guilds members is a good suggestion ?

[wide vale]

Maybe one of my friends, before they knew me, would've said yes. A few of my acquaintances would. But not me.

[placid sinew]

It's the only place where we can drink beer😳

[wide vale]

Yes that's true. But one can also order other drinks here.

[lunar canyon]

,start

_start

[wide vale]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-detector-bitcoin-rd_btc-my-clown-detector-is-off-the-charts-strike_memes-gif-22298893

Go to #🏜playground to use sb-related commands.

Sorry if the gif is a bit rude, but I'm under orders to post it when I see someone try using a command here in #🍻tavern.

[manic kelp]

I would like to earn image perms

[placid sinew]

Go chat in #🌎general

Or any chatroom

You'll get level ups

[dusky flax]

_s

[vale spade]

...

Breh

Great depression update?

Does dat mean I'm poor?

[mortal seal]

yes

[vale spade]

Sadge

Oh well

I'll rejoin the game in august

[narrow adder]

You guys got tea here?

[mortal seal]

all got stolen

||by me||

[narrow adder]

Ok then goodbye gentlemen

[placid sinew]

I'm telling the barthenders

[wispy veldt]

Is there any bri'ish in our guild?

[placid sinew]

Dunno

[mortal seal]

no plead

imma demote you to slave

[wispy veldt]

Because ill mock them

[placid sinew]

Wait no

[mortal seal]

w

[placid sinew]

[wispy veldt]

Bro conquered for spices but is not using them

[mortal seal]

ok

ill not

[wispy veldt]

Bo'Oh'O'Wa'er

[placid sinew]

Thank you, kind sir

[wispy veldt]

Yo u are still a furry

[placid sinew]

No

[wispy veldt]

Once a furry and will be a furry

You cant go back

French be like oh wow i found this potato sticks from a belgian guy we will call them french fries

[placid sinew]

British*

French fries are just called fries in france

[wide wraith]

i call them pommes

[wispy veldt]

the americans created the word french fries

[placid sinew]

Hum

[wispy veldt]

Im bored

[wispy veldt]

What do we do now

[wide wraith]

so are you going back to furry?

[wispy veldt]

He is already a furry

[placid sinew]

You call 'em what?

[wispy veldt]

He cant go back being a human anymore

[wide wraith]

pommes

[wispy veldt]

It infects but has no cure

The furry virus

[placid sinew]

Like the french word or...?

[wide wraith]

oder friten

[wispy veldt]

It make the human part animal

[wide wraith]

huh that’s german

[placid sinew]

Huh

[wide wraith]

do you also call them pommes in france?

[placid sinew]

Wtf is wrong with you deutschen?

[wispy veldt]

We call them just fries

[wide wraith]

idk

[placid sinew]

We call 'em fries

[wispy veldt]

Yup

[placid sinew]

Frites

[wispy veldt]

Theres no filipino word for fries

So just fries

[wide wraith]

pommes

friten

[wispy veldt]

I really havent tried the cheese and gravy one in fries

[wide wraith]

what

gravy fries?

[wispy veldt]

Poutine i think

Its called

[placid sinew]

Oh
We calls ball shaped pommes frites

[wide wraith]

ball shaped pommes?

[placid sinew]

Pommes mean apple in french

[wide wraith]

damn

[placid sinew]

Apples

[manic kelp]

Dawg I have for the past 2 months😂

[placid sinew]

Where XP?

[manic kelp]

[next juniper]

Why does it cost gold to cook food?

Cooked food being more useless that it will ever be

[placid sinew]

Heh

It's "balanced" tho

[next juniper]

Why?

[placid sinew]

Because gold wasn't used that much

[fresh blaze]

ig the characters can't cook on their own

and thus we have to hire someone to cook

which explains the gold part

lol

[placid sinew]

So he just made everything cost guld

[fresh blaze]

now I remember that we have stats for cooking and forging lol

[next juniper]

Yeah but now you need it everywhere, and it seems useless now to spend thousand of food and gold to upgrade your cook skill for nothing

[placid sinew]

Not really explaining the level part

[fresh blaze]

means we cook the food

ig we rent a place to cook and forge stuff lol

that explains the gold part lol...

[placid sinew]

We buy the tools

And we buy the fire

[fresh blaze]

does that imply that we break things every cook and craft lol

thus we need to replace them

[placid sinew]

We're too strong

[mortal seal]

@teal spoke can I have HoldHeart item?

[teal spoke]

you can have stoppingingme item

[mortal seal]

yes

pleas

imma stop pinging you

[teal spoke]

first i have to delete your character

[mortal seal]

[next juniper]

Can I have nothing ?

[mortal seal]

don't ping him

he hates it

look

[next juniper]

Ah

[mortal seal]

@teal spoke sorry that I pinged you before, I will never do that again

[next juniper]

[placid sinew]

@teal spoke we all worship you

[manic kelp]

Test 1 2 1 2

[heady nimbus]

@manic kelp try typin again

[manic kelp]

testing testing

Who got spare dust, willing to trade

[astral holly]

I have returned

[silver kettle]

personally

I've always wondered how the character cooked the food

[next juniper]

Wrap it in gold

[silver kettle]

I'm imagining a new person who has cooking 0

trying to bend a solid cold bar around a piece of food

and slowly they get strong enough to just bend gold with a slight touch

[vale spade]

Lol

[wispy veldt]

Bro

Why can't iuse commands

[teal spoke]

they rent a furnace from the adventurer's guild for a small fee

[wispy veldt]

I prob will not win in raid

[wide wraith]

only 4 people participating for now so you might

[mortal seal]

is that what is the tax for?

[teal spoke]

ist not a tax its a cost for using the furnace

[mortal seal]

oh

okie

[silver kettle]

it should be free once you learn fireball

[quasi leaf]

Maybe you turned off leveling up

[manic kelp]

I’m good we got it figured out

[vale spade]

You dont wanna burn the food do youm

[vale spade]

I have level 100 blacksmith and i think lv 100 crafting, shouldnt i be able to make a furnacem

[mortal seal]

@teal spoke who is leader of Adventurers guild?

[teal spoke]

Its owned by the city theres no leader

[teal spoke]

No you dont know how to

You are too dumb

[mortal seal]

oh ok

[wide wraith]

who’s the mayor?

[teal spoke]

Your mum

[mortal seal]

nice

[silver kettle]

Bruh

I can make a swords and bows out of the strongest material

But I can’t make a box with a wall in the middle?

[robust spade]

What?

[heady nimbus]

huh?

[quasi leaf]

Furnace

[teal spoke]

Git gud?

[silver kettle]

AGHHH

EVERY SINGLE TIME

i’m never on for wars

And I always fight stupid guilds

The only time I won was when there wasn’t enough for people to actually fight

Oh wait

And I won legitimately one time

[distant rune]

Git gud

4 tokens without a guild right here

Not a lot but still surprising there was some

Considering my inactivity

[next juniper]

It's not hard to get a token when you're fighting alone or in a guild lvl 1

[velvet basalt]

What's wrong with a lv1 Guild

Or a few people join in war free token

[next juniper]

You get like +50% attack for war when you're in a lvl 1 guild if I remember

[velvet basalt]

ahh right, like what you do before

[next juniper]

Yeah

Best 1 token invest

[velvet basalt]

Indeed

[manic kelp]

Indeed🗿

[placid sinew]

Geeve moni

[manic kelp]

here you go

[vale spade]

ah ok

but

g o o g l e

lord g o o g l e exists

also youtube

[teal spoke]

try googling how to make a furnace in speicesbox

[vale spade]

uh

[teal spoke]

that's what i thought

[vale spade]

hmm

oki

[vale spade]

thought you were gonna ask how i can get internet in a world without internet-

lol

i spent 100 gems on an amulet for only 3 to work

💀

@teal spoke is this normal? i just used 100 pg on an amulet and 50 worked... its not a bug right?

hmm

oh

shit

sorry for thwe ping

i just understood

[molten ruin]

Gimme scrumpy

[vale spade]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-bottle-gif-26300029

[molten ruin]

YEE

[wispy veldt]

Surely i will win the raid with only 3 participating right?

[static goblet]

You won

[molten ruin]

I need some scrumpy and a small knife

A bottle a scrumpy a day keeps the doctor away

[manic kelp]

This is the deadest I’ve ever seen tavern

[mortal seal]

even THM tavern is more alive

[strange nymph]

Yea last 2 raids only 1 person joined so they soloed it (a raid can’t fail unless no one joins)

[molten ruin]

I need a bottle o’ whisky

[vale spade]

used to have a bajillion messages a day

the good ol' days were good

[astral holly]

Fr

[manic kelp]

Damn Thm got their own tavern

@astral holly don’t tell me LNE got their own and I wasn’t invited

[astral holly]

As in private server?

Bc we have one

[manic kelp]

Damn

Let me get a invite

[teal spoke]

Bro wasnt french enough 💀

[manic kelp]

hamza12 I’m proposing a Gather option to go out and collect dust

[mint sonnet]

Dungeons be like

[mint sonnet]

In the good ol days I was important

[manic kelp]

Nah need something more passive

Dungeon is time consuming

[teal spoke]

omg playing games is time consuming

its almost like that's how it works

[fresh blaze]

Epic

[teal spoke]

ew you a trail mod now

[fresh blaze]

yes

cope

[placid sinew]

Die pls

[placid sinew]

Congrats
Now imma die

[teal spoke]

but then you will never see sb 2

[placid sinew]

Oh fawk

Then don't die

[vale spade]

same

[vale spade]

ew

[molten ruin]

Back

I got banned

[vale spade]

lol

[molten ruin]

Don’t lol me!

[vale spade]

lol

[molten ruin]

Someone thought I was a bot

Even discord thinks I’m a bot

[vale spade]

lmfao

[molten ruin]

Please give me a drink

I’ll pay

[placid sinew]

10000 gold for 0,268 beer

[molten ruin]

I’d like one beer and I used to pay it for 100 gold

[placid sinew]

Inflation

[vale spade]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-bottle-gif-26300029

[vale spade]

thou shalt not overcharge without my permission

[molten ruin]

How much this time?

[molten ruin]

drinks forty litres of beer

[vale spade]

only 599 gold

[molten ruin]

Givin

[vale spade]

i only gave 50 liters tho

[vale spade]

hm

[molten ruin]

The other ten I’ll bring with me

[vale spade]

that will be a total of 1799 gold

[molten ruin]

Btw who’s the second bartender

[vale spade]

since im nice ill make it a 1499

[vale spade]

me..?

first bartender was bonked by ban hammer

[molten ruin]

Why?

[placid sinew]

Sorry sir. This won't happen again sir.🫡

[vale spade]

i forgot

[molten ruin]

Thanks

stumbles out of bar

[vale spade]

do you wantto become abartender?

[vale spade]

payment?

[molten ruin]

Giveinfg

[vale spade]

i only accept sb gold

[placid sinew]

Yes sir🫡

[vale spade]

ok! you shall be 15th bartender

[vale spade]

i shall be your senior

[placid sinew]

Thank you sir

[molten ruin]

Hmmmmmmmmmm

[placid sinew]

Yes sir

[vale spade]

any barentder with a higher ranking than you is your superior

(that is 1 is highest while 15 is lowest)

[molten ruin]

But then…. Hmmm

No impossible

Hmmmm

[vale spade]

yes,there have been a total of 15bartenders by now

[molten ruin]

I must find a way to make a nuclear bomb in sb

[placid sinew]

Yes sir🫡

[vale spade]

im the only remaining one

(along with seyren)

[molten ruin]

No

[vale spade]

?

[molten ruin]

They won’t add a nuclear bomb spell! Will they?

[vale spade]

sb?

no

[molten ruin]

I must make a nuke so that i can destroy my enemies once and for all

[placid sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-bottle-gif-26300029

[vale spade]

i 100% gaurentee as sb2 beta tester it will not happen

[molten ruin]

But the guilds will never approve of this

[vale spade]

hmmmmm

[molten ruin]

The nukes must be made in secret

[vale spade]

you cant make nukes tho

[molten ruin]

But I don’t know if uranium does exist and if plutonium is still find able

[vale spade]

we are in medeival times

[molten ruin]

Bah

That’s not true

[vale spade]

;-;

[molten ruin]

I will achieve my dream of a nuclear bomb trebuchet!

[vale spade]

you one of those modern update guys

?

[vale spade]

oh

[molten ruin]

Kinda

[fresh blaze]

nothing sussy here?

[molten ruin]

I prefer renaissance

[placid sinew]

Not how bombs works

[placid sinew]

No

[molten ruin]

NOPE WE ARE ONLY TALKING LING

[fresh blaze]

ik ij

lol

[vale spade]

you gonna throw uranium at 10000000km/s

[vale spade]

nah mom

[molten ruin]

Yea

[vale spade]

kool

[placid sinew]

🤨

[vale spade]

i'll join up

[vale spade]

rp lmao

[molten ruin]

I’m gonna make myself a nuclear bomb that’s fired by a trebuchet

[vale spade]

pog

[molten ruin]

@fresh blaze wanna join the project

[vale spade]

join

[fresh blaze]

what project

[vale spade]

nukeeeeeeeeeeeee

[placid sinew]

🤨🤨🤨

[vale spade]

hmm

[fresh blaze]

what nuke

[vale spade]

trebuche nuke

[molten ruin]

A nuke that’s fired by a trebuchet

[fresh blaze]

where

[molten ruin]

That will destroy any boss

[molten ruin]

In sb

[vale spade]

we make one

[molten ruin]

We will conquer the world with such fire power

[vale spade]

we can use our spells

AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[fresh blaze]

ig count me in

[vale spade]

WE WILL HAVE100000 BABLOS PER SECOND

haahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah

[molten ruin]

Ok

[vale spade]

suaknhsdhienswahibdbs

[molten ruin]

Do we have funding

[vale spade]

ahhhahahahahahhahahhaahhahahahaahahhaha

[vale spade]

ig i have 160k gold with me

but idk if its pocket change or not rn

[molten ruin]

Ok

[vale spade]

ig its 15% of eden treasury

[molten ruin]

Look we just need uranium, a small explosive, some steel, and a trebuchet

That’s it

[vale spade]

hmm

[molten ruin]

The small explosive is used for the nuke

This (actual nuclear bomb diagram @fresh blaze @vale spade @placid sinew)

[placid sinew]

Let's go

[vale spade]

@fresh blaze do you know who is richest sb user?

in gold terms

[fresh blaze]

us

oh wait

ik

who

[vale spade]

who?

[fresh blaze]

my friend

[vale spade]

who is it?

[fresh blaze]

he had like 3k bablos

and converted it

but im sure

[molten ruin]

No

[fresh blaze]

there's more

[vale spade]

i have 170k

[fresh blaze]

ricger

but that's all ik who

[molten ruin]

That is would not work

[vale spade]

gold

[vale spade]

hm?

top?

[molten ruin]

The uranium mines where closed by the old mods a long time ago

[vale spade]

im only talking about _i r gold

[vale spade]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

[molten ruin]

Only orange has permission for the uranium, he does snort it a lot

[vale spade]

lol

[molten ruin]

Lol indeed

[fresh blaze]

he's too debt

[teal spoke]

i can tell you who

you have to pay 10000 gold though

[vale spade]

tell me

[vale spade]

;-;

[teal spoke]

pay up

[vale spade]

@fresh blaze can you embezzel some from eden?

[vale spade]

ah no

i now knowwho

its you isnt it hamza?

[fresh blaze]

idk

there's now a lot of grey area in thay

[vale spade]

smh i used to be richest in sb

till the inflation

[teal spoke]

@rapid shard

its this guy

probably someones alt

or something

never seen him

[vale spade]

300k

[vale spade]

hmm

reachable

in a few months

[teal spoke]

well you wont

because reset

but yeah

[vale spade]

nani

[teal spoke]

richest guild is lne

with one million gold

[vale spade]

ik..

secone is prob thm

hey uh hamza could magic a mil on my resouce list?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[fresh blaze]

he's not lol

[vale spade]

dayum

how'd he get it?

[molten ruin]

@teal spoke is it okay if I build a nuke bomb and then I launch it with a trebuchet

[fresh blaze]

literally doin nothin

[vale spade]

lne?

like me huh

[fresh blaze]

i invited him to collect the bablos

[vale spade]

lol

[teal spoke]

i likehow all guilds gold is 1.5 mill

and 1 mill is owned by lne

[vale spade]

lol

[fresh blaze]

He's very associated with me irl but yknow privacy and stuff

[molten ruin]

@teal spoke i suppose it’s okay and the project is already getting funded by two guilds

[vale spade]

two?

only me tho

[teal spoke]

1.8 mill in players + 1.5 mill in guilds = 3.2 mill economy

[molten ruin]

Hwm and lne

[vale spade]

who else?

[molten ruin]

I got the leader to accept the offer

What can I say I’m charismatic

And schizophrenic

[teal spoke]

no

[vale spade]

srprising that a smol percent is me

[teal spoke]

nuke bombs are not allowed

makes weather too hot

[molten ruin]

NOOOOOO

[teal spoke]

its already very hot

[molten ruin]

WHY

AAAAAA

DAMN IT

[vale spade]

who cares

[teal spoke]

lne owns a third of this games economy

ahh yes monopoly

[vale spade]

dont act like you do

[vale spade]

ah yes

sweet monopoly

[molten ruin]

Why? It’s fun

[vale spade]

until i robem

[vale spade]

yea

[molten ruin]

Nukes make the world cleaner

[vale spade]

no

but its fun

[molten ruin]

By removing everything in a big explosion

I love explosive

[vale spade]

no

no more funding then

[molten ruin]

NO NO

[vale spade]

ill ask top to not fund

[molten ruin]

OKAY NUKES ARE FUN BECAUSE BOOM

[vale spade]

only against enemies

[molten ruin]

@vale spade don’t cut the funding

[molten ruin]

Yes

Against your enemies

[vale spade]

then i want you to not blow the entire world

me wants launch code

[molten ruin]

Okay

Give me two weeks

[vale spade]

hmm ok

[molten ruin]

Great

Keep the funding coming

[vale spade]

wait a min

do blue balls inc and tcc even pay tax

they haven't lost territory tho

smh

@teal spoke dis a bug?

[teal spoke]

They are paying their taxes if they havent lost terries

If you dont pay taxes twice in a row toy lose your terries

[fresh blaze]

pama however lol

they lost a territory

[vale spade]

hmm

[molten ruin]

Ph shit I need to get in contact with blu balls inc

They should have plotunium

[vale spade]

they ded tho

[molten ruin]

You sure

[vale spade]

yea

tis a srprise they still pay tax

[wide wraith]

kinda

[molten ruin]

@wide wraith AAAAAAAAAAA