🍻tavern

[keen tinsel]

Every home, office, everything kill people

[lofty matrix]

I see u as a parrot

[lavish sage]

Shut your pie hole Thomas

[lofty matrix]

Hello lime green parrot

[keen tinsel]

Drink the blood of your fallen foes

[rustic breach]

Real

[lavish sage]

Yright Donnie

[keen tinsel]

Kill people

[lofty matrix]

🦜

[keen tinsel]

Kill everyone

[lofty matrix]

U

[keen tinsel]

Kill kill kill

[pseudo mortar]

Do not

[light junco]

this has to be against rules

[compact moon]

hello mod

[keen tinsel]

Their fucking with me

[light junco]

and me

[keen tinsel]

They want to fuck with me

They are the fucking imbeciles

Fucking feds

[lavish sage]

Very good

[compact moon]

you sent us gore!!!!!

[pseudo mortar]

Seriously, stop

[lavish sage]

AAhhhhhhh

[keen tinsel]

Poke your eyes out

[lavish sage]

Yes, chicken of wisdom

[keen tinsel]

That was a good thing

[lavish sage]

I trust your wisdom

[dark gull]

so is there gonna be an update?

[compact moon]

father

[lavish sage]

No it was an epic prank

[dark gull]

💀

[keen tinsel]

Both of you should just go fuck yourselves you fucking pieces of shit

I am out of here

[dark gull]

breh

[lavish sage]

Wowzas

[compact moon]

calm down thomas

[lavish sage]

That’s racist

[compact moon]

dont cry

[lavish sage]

Toward lime green people

[light junco]

lime green men are to immediately report to their beds

[lavish sage]

Yes sir

[compact moon]

yes maam

[light junco]

for summary sleeping

[lavish sage]

But I’m gonna go on my phone in bed

[compact moon]

they took mine

[light junco]

they are also to place their phones downstairs

[lavish sage]

I’ll give you a rock to play with

[lavish sage]

Think you can control me?

[compact moon]

what if i dont have one

[light junco]

yes.

[lavish sage]

I have a ducking beard

[light junco]

good

[lavish sage]

I fought in a war!

[compact moon]

i have a slight mohawk

[light junco]

so did I

[dark gull]

which one?

[compact moon]

that one over there

[lavish sage]

Lime green war #1

[dark gull]

damm

[lavish sage]

It was brutal

[compact moon]

lots of blood

[lavish sage]

Our entire race wiped out

[dark gull]

🫡

[light junco]

can we get a mod

[compact moon]

let us take a sample from our book

[lavish sage]

Just 3 people left

[light junco]

wait

[compact moon]

NO

[light junco]

by mod

I mean

modifier

[dark gull]

NOOOO

[light junco]

for worldbox

[compact moon]

THIS IS A SAFE SPACE

[lavish sage]

Leave this place

[dark gull]

????

[compact moon]

AWAY FROM EGG AND SHIT

[light junco]

[lavish sage]

We already had a moderator scare

We don’t need another

[light junco]

eggs are already dead

[compact moon]

we have been here for 17 years, mr man

[light junco]

#1084228093876650114 as ended it

[dark gull]

already?

[light junco]

yes.

#1084228093876650114 contained them.

[compact moon]

wow

[light junco]

yeah

ur safe

[compact moon]

what is there is a breach

[light junco]

then mods will stop it.

[lavish sage]

We need to build a secret society

Away from mods

[compact moon]

how can i trust them

[lavish sage]

And eggs

And world of

[light junco]

there's 20 people with the power to stop it and that's just the ones already online

[lavish sage]

Box

[light junco]

they MADE #1084228093876650114

[compact moon]

no i cant do it

its too much of a risk

[lavish sage]

Fuck off you mod sympathiser, they are racist toward lime green men

[light junco]

they are racist towards annoying people

[compact moon]

MODS KILLED MY PARENTS

[light junco]

if a lime green person happens to be an annoying person

[compact moon]

#0 IS DEAD

[lavish sage]

MODS TOOK MY MOUTH FOR LIKE A MONTH

[light junco]

well tough luck

[lavish sage]

You’re bigoted

[light junco]

were you spamming and being annoying?

[lavish sage]

No

[dark gull]

mods suck

[light junco]

what, then, were you doing?

[compact moon]

seconded

[lavish sage]

I said please may you perma mute me

[heady night]

Hey fellaa

[lavish sage]

And they did

[heady night]

*fellas

[light junco]

well

then

[compact moon]

hello welcome

[light junco]

they are good

[compact moon]

safe space from mods

[lavish sage]

No because I cried for many moons

[compact moon]

kick back and relax

[light junco]

hey lime green man

[heady night]

I just wanted to be able to think

So mjch chaos

[light junco]

you haven't been mentions in #🛡public-moderation-logs

so

[dark gull]

ik

[compact moon]

you have found the place

[light junco]

I don't think you have been muted yet

[compact moon]

he has

[lavish sage]

It was a while ago silly

[light junco]

before #🛡public-moderation-logs?

[lavish sage]

Just search up balf

Not lime green man #1

[lavish sage]

There u go

That’s me

[light junco]

?

does it not ping

[compact moon]

no

[heady night]

My brother in christ the reasons seem sound

[lavish sage]

Well there you go

[light junco]

yeah

all the reasons make sense

[lavish sage]

Yeah Ik I’m just messing around Ik I’m in the wrong

[dark gull]

sensory homunculous????

[compact moon]

hush

[light junco]

you got muted for TRYING TO GET BANNED

[lavish sage]

It was funny asf hahaha

[light junco]

and then just got warned

[compact moon]

hush

minimod

[heady night]

Alright so

[compact moon]

leave here

[lavish sage]

You aren’t favourited

You make me cry

And weep

[compact moon]

stop meat riding

[lavish sage]

Lime green tears

[light junco]

I am so tired of ye

[compact moon]

bye then

off you trot

[light junco]

@ moderator MODS MODS THEY'RE BEING MEAN TO ME MODS MODS

[lavish sage]

Also can you just appriciate how I am here talking even though it was a perma mute

[dark gull]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[lavish sage]

It took effort

[light junco]

you got unmuted.

[compact moon]

he wiggled his way

[light junco]

you literally

[compact moon]

really?

[light junco]

got unmuted.

yes

[compact moon]

no

he didnt

[light junco]

are you blind

[simple hawk]

This chat is still civilized too huh

[compact moon]

are you special

[compact moon]

mate

[dark gull]

FR

[compact moon]

nowhere there does it say unmuted

[lavish sage]

Yeah because I boosted the server and could message only in royal tavern. I had to personally ask the moderators as to unmute me as I couldn’t talk anywhere else.

[compact moon]

does it @dark gull

nowhere

[lavish sage]

The only reason I got unmuted wasn’t through askinf on the server

Which is really hard

[compact moon]

thats not the same guy idiot

[light junco]

you couldn't you were muted

[lavish sage]

Since i was muted

[lavish sage]

Exactly

[compact moon]

stupid boy

[dusty canyon]

Well

[lavish sage]

I found a glitch

Which let me talk

[light junco]

well then

[dusty canyon]

This server really fuc

[light junco]

he was never MUTED either

[lavish sage]

And they inmuted me after revealing the glitch

[compact moon]

if you boost you had access to #🌟royal-tavern

[lavish sage]

I was it cost money to do

[compact moon]

yes he was

im joking

[lavish sage]

I had to boost the server

[compact moon]

clearly

[light junco]

the guy who was mUTED has the SAME NUMBER as the guy who was MUTED

and if you mean #2894

then he was JUST WARNED

[compact moon]

read messages

mate

read

[dusty canyon]

Well

Mate

This server really gone

[light junco]

if he bOOSTED

[dusty canyon]

Just because of egg

[lavish sage]

Look at the day differences lmao that’s how long it took me

[light junco]

12 days

13*

[lavish sage]

Bro I was the person who it happened to and @compact moon is in the right here

Js

[dark gull]

its just an egg, whyyyyyy/

[spark girder]

hello other bastion of hope

[light junco]

and if it's still you then you probably changed your number

beCAUSE YOU CAN DO THAT IN DISCORD

[lavish sage]

Hello

[compact moon]

why are you yelling

[light junco]

to emphasize

[compact moon]

nobody is disagreeing with you

well why

we know

[light junco]

because

I like to emphasize things

[compact moon]

well its silly

[light junco]

when I'm at leAST PARTIALLY ANNOYED

[dark gull]

no need to shout

[compact moon]

makes you look like a freak

[compact moon]

indeed

[light junco]

it's not SHOUTING it's EMPHASIS

if it was shouting then I'd add !

[lavish sage]

What are you even on about now, all that happened was perma muted -> found glitch -> made conversation with the mods -> they realised I shouldn’t be perma muted -> voila

[compact moon]

how are we meant to know

[lavish sage]

No need to argue

[compact moon]

capitals == emphasis

[light junco]

lack of !

[lavish sage]

Also you are hurting my ears with all the shouting

[compact moon]

capitals also == shouting

[lavish sage]

I have ear ache

[compact moon]

leave now

[light junco]

it's your EYES which you read this with

not your EARS

[dark gull]

u can underline your text if u want to emphasise

[light junco]

I could say the same to you since you spam pinged several people.

[lavish sage]

I was joking

Bro

[light junco]

ehhhhhhhhhh I find that annoying

[lavish sage]

What even is the arguement about

[light junco]

caps lock is easier

[lavish sage]

I’m so lost

[light junco]

YOU pinged mE.

[compact moon]

cry

[dark gull]

fair enuf

[lavish sage]

It seemed like an open and shut case

[light junco]

didn't you ping me?

[lavish sage]

Only once damn

[compact moon]

stop crying and leave

[lavish sage]

Why you still here if you don’t wanna be

[light junco]

excluding the times you reply to me.

every. single. time. you. reply.

[compact moon]

no one is forcing you to be here

[dark gull]

guys lets stop this fighting

[lavish sage]

Well yeh but how about if you don’t text

I wont reply

[compact moon]

yes father. so wise

[light junco]

do you understand how fucking annoying this is?

[lavish sage]

Ty Heisenberg

[lavish sage]

Then don’t reply

Or block me

[compact moon]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-gif-25866484

[lavish sage]

Simples

[light junco]

or, here's a better idea.
I could ping a mod

[compact moon]

💀

[light junco]

and they could read through this regarding your spam pings

[dark gull]

lets agree not to ping each other

[lavish sage]

@light junco

[compact moon]

lewis!

stop

[light junco]

that ping is worthless when you're already pinging me with that reply

[lavish sage]

SORRY I COULDNT RESIST

[dark gull]

bro

[light junco]

simply, turn off reply pings.

[lavish sage]

IM NOT JOKINF WHEN I BURST OUT LAUGHING

Heh

Funny asf

[compact moon]

i swear

[lavish sage]

From now on

I wont

[opaque nacelle]

How do you get greg to come

[compact moon]

rub it

[lavish sage]

By @near robin him

[dark gull]

greg?

[lavish sage]

WHO IS ING

I DIDNT EVEN MEAN TO DO THAT

THEY WERE BEGGINF FOR THAG TO HAPPEN

[dark gull]

ye what kind of name is that

[lavish sage]

I didn’t even mean to @thorn tiger

Not again

NOT AGAIN

NOOOOOO

[dark gull]

🤣

[compact moon]

person is gone

hurrah

no oppression

[lavish sage]

Okay so

If you say anything which gets auto removed

Like with the red exclamation

The mods will come

So watch what you say

[compact moon]

fuck

[lavish sage]

That’s how the old one came in

Bc I say k yourself

[compact moon]

i see

[lavish sage]

To Thomas

So

[dark gull]

agreed

[compact moon]

Balf's Theorem

[lavish sage]

Let’s test it

[compact moon]

in somewhere else?

not here

modding talk?

[weak valley]

Yo

[lavish sage]

Ok

[maiden pier]

Boom

Bam

[lavish sage]

You sc for proof zak

[desert creek]

Yeah

[long cradle]

wagabooga

[maiden pier]

Ehlo

[compact moon]

no

[long cradle]

no raid here

[compact moon]

our home

[long cradle]

leave

[compact moon]

no

[long cradle]

no raids here

[maiden pier]

Am here

[long cradle]

no more drama

[compact moon]

@dark gull whats happening

our home

[long cradle]

we had enough for one day

[tepid bloom]

What time zone are the devs in?

[compact moon]

they are comming

[desert creek]

What you need

[lavish sage]

Our home is being ransacked

[compact moon]

NO

this was a safe place with no mods

[lavish sage]

Let’s kill @maiden pier

[weak valley]

I'm scared

[lavish sage]

Em*

[maiden pier]

Why don't we open help again ?

[maiden pier]

I am already dead

[desert creek]

Raiders and trolls

[lavish sage]

Sorry

[weak valley]

[maiden pier]

We keep quiet

[dark gull]

these eggs are so anoying

[desert creek]

Also the mods have decided to open it when the update comes out

[weak valley]

🥩

[lavish sage]

Everyone here that is currently present

[maiden pier]

We could use it as a pretext to genocide them all

[lavish sage]

Keep quiet

[maiden pier]

[lavish sage]

We don’t want to bring people to a place with no cooldown

[dark gull]

btw what happened in coders cave

[bitter oasis]

oi oi oi

[weak valley]

Don't tell the rest of the sever of this channel

[marble plume]

Ok now what

[sly ferry]

We are here to prevent the raid of eggs!

[white otter]

Yoyo

[lavish sage]

Yea

[marble plume]

Aight

[sly ferry]

We must wait

[bitter oasis]

hmmmm

[dark gull]

thank you

[lavish sage]

The last bastion

[compact moon]

hey there

[maiden pier]

@ everyone big party here 🥚 🥚

[bitter oasis]

The last hope

[silver abyss]

the Mongols are arriving on tsushima we must repel them

[lavish sage]

Heyyyyytyyy moderator

[white otter]

Someone should stay behind and watch over weekend

[bitter oasis]

ello

[sly ferry]

I will

[dark gull]

we are the last bastion of hope on this server

[compact moon]

tavern is now the official anti-egg hq

[white otter]

But who's gonna command the battalion deployed here?

[loud moon]

i hope john worldbox will soon release the new update!!! im so excited!!!

[sly ferry]

You.

[tacit umbra]

[marble plume]

Ï múšt dēfęńd thē tævęrñ

[bitter oasis]

everytime you remove an egg, thats one second off the wait time for 0.15

[lavish sage]

Captain fukua why the invasion in our humble tavern, me @lavish sage and I are humble people

[shell stone]

like - it gets crushed reblog - crushed but slower

[weak valley]

EVERYONE BRACE

[white otter]

Yes sir 🫡

[desert creek]

@sly ferry being here only causes the egg supporters to arrive

[barren matrix]

POST THE ANTI EGG FLAG

[opaque nacelle]

The tavern is under our control

[winged jasper]

Defense

[lavish sage]

Oh and @compact moon and @dark gull

[vernal folio]

THEN WE HAVE A BATTLE!

[lavish sage]

OI

[sly ferry]

Never

[lavish sage]

MANAGE THE PEAce

[desert creek]

USA moment

[gentle arrow]

i love burger king

[lavish sage]

THIS IS A HUMBLE TAVERN

[white otter]

We'll be ready

[barren matrix]

FLY THE FIRST BRIGADE FLAG HIGH

[winged jasper]

We will hold the line

[vernal folio]

THE 1ST ANTI EGG DIVISION SHALL SLAUGHTER TJE EGGIST

[desert creek]

🥚

[lavish sage]

FUCK OFF INTRUDERS

[bitter oasis]

KILL IT

[compact moon]

@dark gull whats happening

[bitter oasis]

KILL THE EGGS

[compact moon]

leave

[marble plume]

I agree with @lavish sage he seems pretty cool

[opaque nacelle]

Why a egg

[undone apex]

🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

[winged jasper]

the 6th batiallon shall hold the line

[bitter oasis]

banish him

[desert creek]

🥚

[undone apex]

🥚

[bitter oasis]

BANISH THEE

[dark gull]

the anti eggs legions are occupying the tavern

[barren matrix]

AS EXPECTED

[opaque nacelle]

a good eggite is a dead eggite

[fickle fulcrum]

tavern

[barren matrix]

FIGHT BACK

[fickle fulcrum]

is under attack?

[barren matrix]

CRACK THE EGG

[lavish sage]

Kebab

[undone apex]

🥚🥚🥚

[desert creek]

The eggs are here

[dark gull]

FIGHT BACK

[undone apex]

🥚🥚🥚

🥚🥚🥚

[desert creek]

🥚

[marble plume]

Yes?

[undone apex]

🥚🥚🥚

[barren matrix]

CRACK THE EGG

[heady night]

I can't take it anymore...

🥚

[undone apex]

🥚🥚🥚🥚

[white otter]

@sly ferry OVER ERE

[fickle fulcrum]

KILL THE EGS

[lavish sage]

MY POOR POOR TAVERN

[undone apex]

🥚🥚🥚🥚

[winged jasper]

Attack

[undone apex]

🥚🥚🥚

[shell stone]

let’s make some omlettes

[heady night]

🥚🥚🥚🥚

[undone apex]

🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

[lavish sage]

NOOOOOOOO

[desert creek]

🥚 🥚 🥚

[compact moon]

OUR TAVERN YOU MEAN

[tepid elbow]

🔇 Muted keefchief#0605 for 30 minutes

[bitter oasis]

🍳

[lavish sage]

OUR HUMBLE TAVERN

[desert creek]

Noooo

[white otter]

SLAUGHTER THEM ALL

[compact moon]

THIS IS IT ISNT IT

[fickle fulcrum]

@desert creek NOO HOW COULD YOU JOIN THEM

[lavish sage]

RANSADKED BT EGGS

[maiden pier]

The word egg has been said more times that I've ever spoken in this server

[bitter oasis]

🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳

[desert creek]

I like eggs

[marble plume]

EGGS GO AWAY

[winged jasper]

Death to the eggs

[bitter oasis]

🍳

🍳🍳

[mystic light]

Hey guys what's going on?

[bitter oasis]

🍳

[desert creek]

🍳

[vernal folio]

KILL ALL THE EGGS AND DRIVE THEM FROM THESE LANDS

[lavish sage]

YEAH FUCK OFF TO ETERNAL WEEKEND WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DINNER PARTT

[dark gull]

DEATH TO THE EGGS

[maiden pier]

Kill em all

[barren matrix]

📯

[white otter]

🍳

[fickle fulcrum]

NOOO

[barren matrix]

PUSH THE EGGS BACK

[maiden pier]

🥚

[barren matrix]

CRACK EM

[opaque nacelle]

[lavish sage]

The lime green men have no place in this war

[bitter oasis]

🍳

[lavish sage]

So FACK off

[marble plume]

Yeah guys let’s leave him alone

[weak valley]

FUCK EGGS

[white otter]

NO DON'T

[bitter oasis]

🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳

🍳🍳🍳🍳

[weak valley]

I'm feeling sexy

[bitter oasis]

🍳🍳

[compact moon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/911882113165447198/1084286421038288966/antiegg.gif

[lavish sage]

My humble tavern

[weak valley]

😏

[barren matrix]

DEATH TO THE EGGS

[bitter oasis]

seggsy

[bitter oasis]

🍳

[maiden pier]

Egg is a slur

[bitter oasis]

🍳

[marble plume]

I’m sorry for my compatriots and their, rudeness

[bitter oasis]

🍳

🍳

[weak valley]

😏🥚🥚🍻🥩☕️🤛👀👀🔥🔥😎🇺🇲✋️🍿👍♥️♥️👃🔫🔫🔫🔫👋👋😓🧀🍔🍔🎄🎅👄👄🥤😰😰🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲👄👃

[bitter oasis]

🍳

[lavish sage]

Many lime green tears today

[compact moon]

what are they doing to our tavern

[vernal folio]

ALL EGG SUPPORTERS SHALL BE CRACKED

[bitter oasis]

use this to scare em off lads

🍳

[white otter]

I can't believe this shit made me giggle like a little girl

[dark gull]

repeling the egg attack

[sly ferry]

Ping me if you see any eggs

[bitter oasis]

🍳

[opaque nacelle]

And this is how world war egg started ~ maxim, maybe

[bitter oasis]

🍳

[lavish sage]

@compact moon at arms lad, we are not going to go without a fight

[barren matrix]

is the fried egg emoji pro or anti egg

[sly ferry]

I’ll take em down

[bitter oasis]

🍳

[dark gull]

of course

[barren matrix]

also this is technically the second egg war

[white otter]

Yes sir 🫡

[barren matrix]

ROUT THE FOUO EGGS FROM THIS LAND

[lavish sage]

So fuck off out of your rendezvous point

[compact moon]

@real flare that

[lavish sage]

And leave our tavern

[barren matrix]

DEFEND THE TAVERN

[vernal folio]

FOR THE FIRST ANTI EGG BRIGADE!

[dark gull]

they are gone now

[barren matrix]

oh

[lavish sage]

FUCK OFF

[marble plume]

We should leave the tavern, the green lime men were just chilling

[white otter]

FELLAS

[white otter]

LET'S CALM DOWN

[lavish sage]

@compact moon grab the musket

[bitter oasis]

🍳

[barren matrix]

hey man the eggs started coming, now that they're gone we leave

[bitter oasis]

🍳

[dark gull]

this is a peaceful place

[sly ferry]

Everyone back to weekend

[barren matrix]

@vernal folio let's leave

[opaque nacelle]

as long as eggs are allowed to exist, they're an existential threat to us.

[barren matrix]

we won

[bitter oasis]

WARD THE OFF WITH THIS 🍳

[sly ferry]

#🍻weekend-hangout

[opaque nacelle]

unfortunately, in war, there's casualities

[lavish sage]

We are gonna kill eggs and none eggs alike @dark gull @compact moon

[white otter]

RALLY AT #🍻weekend-hangout

[lavish sage]

To defend the homeland

[sly ferry]

Let the green men stay

[dark gull]

agreed

[marble plume]

COMPATRIOTS LEAVE THIS PLACE, LEAVE THE GREEN LIME MEN TO THEIR DINNER PARTY

[barren matrix]

green men are fine

[lavish sage]

STAND GROUND LIME GREEN MEN AND CAPITALIST WHO IS SOCIALIST

oh nvm

They chill

They are leaving

[desert creek]

🥚

[lavish sage]

Dinner is back on boys

[marble plume]

I once again apologise for our rude and abrupt manner

[lavish sage]

@compact moon @dark gull pop the cauldron on

[tepid bloom]

Slovakian Heisenberg

[dark gull]

it is ok

[maiden pier]

@desert creek

[lavish sage]

It’s fine lime green men are taught to never hold grudges

[dark gull]

what are we making btw?

[lavish sage]

We are like monks

[desert creek]

Yeh?

[lavish sage]

But cooler

[marble plume]

Farewell

[maiden pier]

Dms

[lavish sage]

Lime green stew

[desert creek]

Alr

[compact moon]

lime green stew ofc

[opaque nacelle]

I dunno where the call for invasion came from, some said there was an attack in the tavern

[barren matrix]

yo my fault g I was just trying to protect the tavern my man, I'm on my way back to base, have fun green dudes

[dark gull]

ohhhh nice

[opaque nacelle]

misinformation spreading like wildfire

[barren matrix]

yeah we had intelligence that there was an attack

[lavish sage]

You too, AHHHHHHH

[compact moon]

cheers mate

[dark gull]

it was reppelled u can leave now

[limber river]

🥚✊🍳

[dusty canyon]

Yes very nice

[lavish sage]

your intentions were pure lime green protectors

[dusty canyon]

Fuc egg we shall cook them alive

[lavish sage]

No harm done

[compact moon]

you have our thanks

[desert creek]

🥚

[lavish sage]

Other than the door hinge

[compact moon]

may #0 be with you

[lavish sage]

You broke the door

[lavish sage]

Amen

[dark gull]

#0

[compact moon]

yeah a bit of a draft now

[lavish sage]

Listen

We don’t have any grudges against egg kind

We are neutral

Stay if you please

[compact moon]

number 0... a great man indeed

[dusty canyon]

Good

[lavish sage]

But no egg propaganda here

Be yourself

[opaque nacelle]

The Tavern should act like a neutral zone, like the DMZ in Korea

[lavish sage]

No one will care about eggs here

And no one ever will

[limber river]

Revolt

[lavish sage]

How about just a place for lime green stew and ale

[limber river]

No mitral zone

[compact moon]

you must understand that this is not a place for fighting, it is a place of friendship...

[lavish sage]

And a settlement

For our kind

[limber river]

No neutral zone

[dark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-bubbles-cold-beer-ice-cold-beer-need-a-beer-gif-16695341

[compact moon]

a haven!

[compact moon]

cheers

[lavish sage]

Beautiful

[limber river]

Just bloodshed

[lavish sage]

No

No violence

[limber river]

War war war

[compact moon]

who are you

calm

[limber river]

Murder

[lavish sage]

Our kind has seen enough murder

[dark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/curry-beef-stew-pot-pan-gif-12128510

[compact moon]

learn to love yourself anfd others

[opaque nacelle]

The Tavern will act as a Neutral, Peaceful Area

[lavish sage]

The blood red men made sure of that

[limber river]

The voices they speak to me

[compact moon]

human stew?

[lavish sage]

Where you are not welcome if you argue here

[dark gull]

maybe

[opaque nacelle]

exactly

We can install Peacekeepers if need be

[lavish sage]

And there is no cool-down

So don’t spam

Don’t have too many people

[compact moon]

our tavern is always welcome to anyone

[limber river]

Down with the neutral zone. THE RISE oF ANARCHY!!!!!!

[lavish sage]

Fuck off

[compact moon]

shut the fuck up

[dark gull]

piss of mate

[limber river]

It seems you dust broke your own rule

[lavish sage]

You think ur gonna drag lime green men are gonna get involved

[limber river]

You do not welcome anyone like you say

[lavish sage]

Listen

Fuck off

[barren matrix]

yo y'all got any tilapia?

[lavish sage]

This is peace

[sly ferry]

My anti-egg friends, we must leave these green men alone

[dusty canyon]

Was this server peaceful and a neutral zone

[lavish sage]

Prolly, go check

[compact moon]

this is safe space. but if you come here to monger war, leave!

[sly ferry]

The green men own Tavern

[dark gull]

maybe

[compact moon]

lemme check the back

[barren matrix]

aight

[opaque nacelle]

I must ask lime green men, as per request of the Anti-egg coalitions, I request Permission to act as a Peacekeeper to ensure peace in this channel

[limber river]

No stand out ground they are hypocrites

[lavish sage]

Ty here is some scran 🧆

On the house

[dusty canyon]

Wow lime green man and Lime green man 2 sound like a brudder

[sly ferry]

We did kinda impede on them

[compact moon]

yes sir.

we do.

[sly ferry]

It’s our fault

[barren matrix]

leave the green men alone

[limber river]

Don’t say that

[opaque nacelle]

We thank you for your cooperation

[limber river]

They are not accepting of anyone they LIE

[barren matrix]

like the captain said we blew up their tavern, so leave them alone

[limber river]

DOWN WITH THE GREEN MEN

[barren matrix]

no need to anger nobody

[lavish sage]

We are an angry people who don’t stay peaceful if provoked, we were provoked. We can and will protect this land

Understand this

And we will prosper in unity

[compact moon]

we are always here if you need a glass of lime green lager and a pint of pine green pilsner

[lavish sage]

Yep

[dark gull]

let us not fight, let us unite in peace and ale

[barren matrix]

how is the lime green lager made?

food coloring or sumthin?

[limber river]

RALLY AND STOP THE LIME GREENS

[lavish sage]

Secret

[barren matrix]

ah

I understand

[opaque nacelle]

Thank you, thank you, my apologies that there needs to be foreign forces in your tavern to ensure stability

[lavish sage]

Shut up your cause is a sham

[sly ferry]

We are at fault, a siege was planned here

[limber river]

THEY ARE HYPOCRITES THEY LIE AND THEY ARE EVIL

[compact moon]

if it wasnt for us your name would have no colour, so do not speak of us in that way.

[lavish sage]

No harm done

[barren matrix]

hey cement

chill out man

[limber river]

You are breaking your own rules

[lavish sage]

Your intentions were pure

[barren matrix]

leave the green dudes alone

[limber river]

This is a cruel dictatorship

[lavish sage]

We said if provoked we are gonna get moody

It’s a gaf

[sly ferry]

This is the green man’s home, not ours

[lavish sage]

It’s a house

A building

Not a country

[compact moon]

no one is forcing you to stay, sire. you may leave as you wish

[limber river]

The lime green men are brain washing all of you

[sly ferry]

We do not take homes

[opaque nacelle]

Fukua, I'd like you to remove cement from the tavern as per our rules of engagement in our peacekeeping mission

[limber river]

I want to take it

[dark gull]

pls do so, he ruined my stew

[limber river]

We do now

[lavish sage]

Captain fukua you have my respect and ongoing (nonviolent)support if needed

[dark gull]

amen

[compact moon]

amen

[sly ferry]

This is not what the Northern Army is about

[lavish sage]

Brothers this is the way

[barren matrix]

We should remove cement from here they're ruining the tavern

[limber river]

So you only accept the people that help your cause

[limber river]

It is now

[barren matrix]

they accept me and I ain't helping their cause

[sly ferry]

The Northern Army is to serve, protect, and accept

[lavish sage]

No, we accept people who don’t wager war in our humble home

[opaque nacelle]

We will act with due regard to our regulations in the Peacekeeping Operation in the Tavern, Ensuring the Peace through any means. Cement is to be removed

[barren matrix]

I'm just trying to have a drink

[limber river]

Because you are charity

[barren matrix]

charity?

[compact moon]

this is not true, friend. as i recall both anti and pro both came here, and we treated them as such: equals.

[dark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-bottle-gif-26300029

[barren matrix]

what charity?

[lavish sage]

God speed, Idek if you are egg supporters or not but idc you guys are chill

[compact moon]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-gif-23395376

[barren matrix]

CHEERS

[opaque nacelle]

a lot of veterans of the egg wars may show up for a drink

[barren matrix]

y'all got any Dr pepper?

[dark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-bottle-gif-26300030

[limber river]

END OF PEACE

[barren matrix]

I myself am a veteran of the first egg war

[compact moon]

of course we do!

[lavish sage]

This is fine

[compact moon]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-pepper-soda-can-gif-10290138

[lavish sage]

Prolly

[barren matrix]

For the love of God someone get cement out of here

yooo thanks

[limber river]

DOWN WITH THE THE LIME GREEN

[barren matrix]

here's a coin

[limber river]

We all are

[lavish sage]

I hope you get cemented

[compact moon]

thank you.

[opaque nacelle]

and as a vet myself, seeing tours all over the server, I'm sure a lime green men drink is what they need to easen up

[compact moon]

may #0 be with you

[dark gull]

cement pls

#0

[barren matrix]

[lavish sage]

I’ll be happy to serve them a drink

[lavish sage]

Amen

[dark gull]

amen

[opaque nacelle]

Splendid, we tip well.

[lavish sage]

If lime green man #0 didn’t lay down his life

This tavern wouldn’t be so

[dark gull]

let god be with you in your crusade

[lavish sage]

Praise him

For he let us prosper

[limber river]

If I had a noodle for every time someone said that to me I would have ten cents

[compact moon]

so cheers. to #0

[dark gull]

praie by to #0

[opaque nacelle]

A toast to the future of peace and stability in the Tavern!

[barren matrix]

how did the first green man die? if you don't mind me asking?

[compact moon]

amen, brother

[lavish sage]

Then maybe it’s a sign to jump in some concrete

[barren matrix]

Cheers to #0

[lavish sage]

Amen

[compact moon]

he died. for all of us

[opaque nacelle]

He is a martyr

someone to be looked up to

[compact moon]

if i may, let me quote our book. one second

[lavish sage]

@dark gull we want to take you to the home lane when this is done, to see more lime green men so we can recognise your services

[compact moon]

During the feud, Lime Green Man #0 grew weak. His strength was dwindling and his powers needed a new host. In a last ditch effort to muster together all chance of survival, he bestowed his power to his first born child, #1.

[limber river]

He was a false preacher. And he just died to get out of this place to get away from you

[lavish sage]

For the love of god don’t show any extracts about me they will hate me in seconds

[compact moon]

How. Dare. You.

[lavish sage]

Especially not about the infanticide

[barren matrix]

Cement please the green men have done nothing wrong

[lavish sage]

Cement.

[dark gull]

thank you comrade, may #0 be with you as always

[winged jasper]

Afternoon

[compact moon]

You come here.

[lavish sage]

You take that back

[barren matrix]

Get outta the tavern cement

[compact moon]

Spewing

your garbage

[lavish sage]

Maybe you can be lime green man #6

[dark gull]

it would be an honour

[lavish sage]

We will show you the homeland in due time

[compact moon]

Let me message you. One second, brother

[limber river]

I never will take back the truth

[lavish sage]

Your ‘truth’ is hell bent on your murder Homer

Fuck auto correct

You know what I meant

[dark gull]

cement pls, let go of your hate and we will forgive you for thy past sins

[opaque nacelle]

my lime green friends, I want to make you aware that at any time, you can request the immediate withdrawal of 1st Brigade Peacekeeping Forces from the Tavern as you see fit

[limber river]

I don’t

[barren matrix]

Cement please just piss off

[limber river]

Charity case

[barren matrix]

CHARITY?

What charity?

[lavish sage]

Thankyou for the offer, but I don’t mind them

[barren matrix]

explain what charity

I am just paying for what I bought

[opaque nacelle]

Very well, however, if you ever change your mind, it can be arranged!

[barren matrix]

yes yes don't think we're here by force

[sly ferry]

I apologize Cement

[lavish sage]

Cement whose side are you on bc to me it seems u just wanna see some eggs get shat on if that’s true why bother us

[sly ferry]

Muted

[barren matrix]

I hate eggs too but c'mon this is takin it too far

alright he's gone

I was a bugler in the army, y'all wanna hear a tune?

[lavish sage]

Make sure to unmute him soon tho, don’t be too harsh on them

[dark gull]

the tavern is finally at peace

[lavish sage]

Yehhh

[sly ferry]

Twas 10 mins

[lavish sage]

That’s fine by me

[barren matrix]

📯

[lavish sage]

Oooohhh shit

[barren matrix]

sick ass bugle sound effect

[lavish sage]

This is a Banger

[opaque nacelle]

I remember you played this during the Siege of screenshot

[dark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-bottle-gif-26300030

[opaque nacelle]

good times man

[barren matrix]

I played the bugle during a few fights ij general, I think once in the worldbox chat

[lavish sage]

No songs were sung in lime green battle #1

[barren matrix]

once in a failed assault of egg space

[lavish sage]

Lest we forget the lives@torn cove in lime green battle #1

[compact moon]

I am back home

[barren matrix]

Cheers to those that died in all those wars

[lavish sage]

WHO TF IS LOST

[opaque nacelle]

I kinda miss the warfare, it was like my home

[lavish sage]

There used to be billions of lime green men you know

[compact moon]

I don't know I'm@brisk oasis

[lavish sage]

The eggs will rise again

[barren matrix]

It's not that I miss the war

[lavish sage]

Or non eggs

[compact moon]

?

[lavish sage]

Idk what you are

[barren matrix]

it's that

all I did was fight

there's nothing else I can do

[opaque nacelle]

We'll always be ready to ensure the peace and safety of our land

[barren matrix]

I took a bullet to the leg during a failed charge on general

[torn cove]

hUh

[barren matrix]

Yeah that's lost

[torn cove]

I heard my name

[lavish sage]

Lime green man #2 was like that once but then he discovered taverns

[lavish sage]

Sorry I accidentally pinged

Mb

[opaque nacelle]

I came here as a peacekeeper, still am, but I quite like it here

[barren matrix]

maybe on my free time when I'm not bugling at base I'll help you green men with the tavern
if y'all don't mind of course

[lavish sage]

Feel free to stay, this is a place for the people, but if the enemy does arrive here, treat them as though you would a person

[opaque nacelle]

you know how long the contracts are though

a heafty amount of time

[barren matrix]

God the horrors I saw in the egg war... this tavern was a battleground at least thrice

[lavish sage]

The war has no place to carry on here so that’s all the lime green men ask

You will recover

[opaque nacelle]

We've all seen and done things no one should

but hey

it's all over now

peace is secure

[lavish sage]

Thank fuck

[opaque nacelle]

and we can be grateful we can sit and drink together in this wonderful little place

instead of fearing death while taking the lives of others

[barren matrix]

cheers to that

[dark gull]

god help this server

[barren matrix]

can I get some of that green lager?

[compact moon]

Here they are.

[lavish sage]

Embrace death when it comes, there is a lime green after life

[compact moon]

Coming right up

[barren matrix]

thanks

[lavish sage]

Respectfully, Change your name to Lime green man #6 on the server, it is creed to do so

[opaque nacelle]

we were all told on our first deployment to never fear death, and embrace it

[lavish sage]

#0 awaits us all brethren

[compact moon]

https://tenor.com/view/rtfkt-clonex-avatar-nft-nfts-gif-23685205

[dark gull]

of course brother

[lavish sage]

Eh it’s good enough

Let me invite you to the home land of lime green men

[compact moon]

[barren matrix]

I actually fought for the eggs for the first few minutes of the war
but then I wanted to fight for something bigger than an egg so I became an anti egger

then I became a soldier in the first brigade, then a bugler, then the war ended

[lavish sage]

(It’s quite a dead server but we are from there so)

[dark gull]

amen

[opaque nacelle]

yknow, I never really hated the eggs we fought against. In a way, they're just like us. people fighting for their cause, just as we were people fighting for ours

[dark gull]

war is terrible

[lavish sage]

They made me lag once

[compact moon]

I hope to see more pro-egg people come here. I don't think they will come with the same peace thou have.

[barren matrix]

I still don't like the eggs

but

[opaque nacelle]

unfortunately, the pro-eggites are a lot more

indoctrinated

[barren matrix]

what can I do

[lavish sage]

Accept the friend request and I can add you

[opaque nacelle]

with their beliefs

[compact moon]

Of course, you are entitled to your opinions. Feel free to express them as you wish.

[dark gull]

done

[limber river]

In my punishment I learned that I have made a mistake and for that sorry to everyone in the tavern. I have learned we have much in common for I too lost something important to me in the war….
Though I am shammed to admit it I lost my ||honor||.

[barren matrix]

I actually designed the flag for the first anti egg brigade

[compact moon]

In here? Nice one.

[opaque nacelle]

A lot of my compatriots would disagree, but I hold a level of respect for our enemies during the wars. they're no different to us, in the sense we're all just people fighting for our own banners. I looked at every enemy combatant as an opposite of ours, and in a way, I've come to peace with them

[compact moon]

We welcome you with open arms, Mr Central.

[lavish sage]

We forgive you

[limber river]

Thank you this means a lot 🥹

[opaque nacelle]

Hence why I've ended up in your land as a peacekeeper, I want to make sure everyone, regardless of the flag they live under, are safe

[compact moon]

War is dehumanising. You are told to "kill and don't worry". Well guess what, they are being told the same thing. You are both the same. In the same situation. Some struggle to see past this patriotic blindfold they hold so dearly.

Maybe they are hiding from the truth. Who knows.

[opaque nacelle]

I went into it thinking I would be come a hero to the server, killing and fighting pure evil

but by the end of it

to me

it was just people killing people

[barren matrix]

Although I disagree with the fact that we should respect the eggs, war is hell

all I came out with is a dirty flag, a dirty bugle, a medal, and a hole in my leg

[opaque nacelle]

I don't blame you, we were spoon fed anti-eggite things for ages

[limber river]

Well said

[opaque nacelle]

I remember every single life I've taken

looking at them while pulling the trigger, it made it so

personal

[barren matrix]

think my bugle is a little bit dented from some poor egg I smashed with it

[lavish sage]

We too have been in a war, but it against our philosophy

[torn vortex]

🤓

[compact moon]

Can't forget our door

[lavish sage]

I ask you respect our philosophy

[opaque nacelle]

have we ever stopped to think, what exactly did they do to us?

[barren matrix]

also

here

[lavish sage]

Yeah you lot broke the bloody hinges

[barren matrix]

for the drinks y'all have provided me

oh we broke the door?

let me check if i got more cash on me

[lavish sage]

Our entire race was wiped out in a war except me and 1 and #3

[compact moon]

Yes. Hence why it is on the floor

[lavish sage]

We know what it’s like

[opaque nacelle]

I can't really sympathize on that part, I've never been driven to exinction before

but after all of this

I feel

[barren matrix]

💵

[opaque nacelle]

what if we were the aggressors all along?

[barren matrix]

here

for the door

[lavish sage]

There is no righteous side in a war

Only propaganda that deems it so

But you are not the entire side

The one in the many can be righteous

Don’t let the war define you

[compact moon]

Many thanks. May #0 guide you.

[barren matrix]

oh the propaganda that was made
it was printed out like
like the damn Bible

I think there's even some round here, from all sides

[compact moon]

I second this. You are more than what this war says you are.

[lavish sage]

We had propoganda when we were at war

We were not fully in the right

[compact moon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/911882113165447198/1084286421038288966/antiegg.gif

[lavish sage]

What we did to those ice blue refugees

[compact moon]

This being one.

[lavish sage]

Christ

[compact moon]

It pains me to speak of it.

[lavish sage]

The ice blue blood on our hands

[compact moon]

We followed so blindly

No questions

[limber river]

What happen with the ice blue

[compact moon]

Just, pure.. Death