#🍻tavern
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You'd need to use the gems the day you get them
Otherwise you have an unnecessary amount of dead space between dungeons
Yes between each dungeon you can only do 300 and then you’ll be waiting another 3h30
67*270 mins
18090 mins
301.5 hours
12.56 days
You can get 300 gems done per dungeon which means you need 67 dungeons total. Each dungeon take 270 mins to complete which amount to 18090 mins, 301.5 hours, and 12.56 days
It would take 12.56 days straight to get 200 gems on your equipment
Not that long 🤩
Damn
I did all that and the game is dead 
Why would you do it
Because it is necessary
I’m going to go 12.56 days straight on this game now
No sleep
Nope
Actually I get a 3h30 mins break between gemming so if sleep then
Walking talking doing any shit
And eat
Bruh
And shit

why
Because it’s necessary
Someone had to do the math

It would take 75.36 days for a complete set as well
I guess if u do that u would pass me
It’s worth it for 200 gems on each piece
Two weeks here L
Ima go dungeon now
Ok and?
Only 67 more to go 🤩
Dungeons?
Well actually 66 more but yes
i personnally thing your a nerd
🤓
howmany chicken sandwitches can fit into your stomach
Give me a minute
No conclusive answer
@storm junco
You can only hold 2.5 oz but sandwich weighs 9
i need to know how many until my stomach pops
One

how much can i fit in my torso
~monke
No
What have you done
Live ones?
the ones that you squish amd they make that noise
~allstar
Sending Ogres your way!
Please go to #🤖bot-commands
Ok
This is a hard one
It’ll take a few mins
Rubber chickens?
I’ve done it all wrong so far 
Anyways live chickens I calculated is around 15-16
Rubber is undetermined
I can’t find their volume
find it 
Ok the cubic volume is 160cm3
That means that you can fit somewhere in the range of 30 and 50
When is the raid?
TELL ME
NEVER
ok
no more
HAHAHAHA lil
Telled me

he told you wrong thing 
What else do you want to know how much you can fit in a body 🤩
burps rudely loud
Roud
I CAN FINALLY SE WORLDBOX SERVER
welcome to no life basment 
On what level are you
idk 16 
4 more i gess
How many juvenile crocodiles can fit in the human body?
I think you’re a boar
How many chickens can fit in an asshole coming right up
how many fish eggs can fit in your elbow
Anyways you can fit 50 chicken nuggets up your ass guys
Ok
45cm3
Around .3 cm3 per fish egg
You can fit 150 fish eggs in your elbow
And that’s a little on the low side
@storm junco
epic

Payment for promotion 

Then magic happens after promotion 
Its cuz i dont have paranoid

Sadge no paranoid
I have 0.1 bablos tho
hrllo
Ok
Do you have a character 🤨
Hr
Hr
Hrllo
Watcha doin 🤔



Who
🤨
You didn't see
Sad
Still need chicken
Everyone is wolf
Not everyone tho
Who 💀 💀 
Look at #🏜playground
Fucj
No equipment
I gave to @storm junco for his dungeon

Back to fucking scraps 
Cringe
He only dealt 245 dmg


Thank you
Still living
Goodluck with that 
I will preach my cult
To other people
Embed fail
Moyai too powerful
Check general
Only moyai
🗿🗿
become guner 
No
Moyai cult
Accepts everyone
no 
guner cult is winners moyai cult is stone
Stfu
Dont say that again

Abt moyai
stone cult 
stone cult 
i need to cast fireball and bloodrain 2 more times 
Already exist 👽😎
Its moyai cult!
not new cult 
Its new cult in wb server
its old stone cult 
Level 100🗿

Dying grandma old cult
@hollow helm dungeon broke 
Give equipment

i need to do full dungeon 

No
Gib back

can i egt later to do full dungeone 🥺
YIPPEE
Want it back rn 
Where sb2?
Ok
Trolled

Sb 2 is out on steam 29€99
😱😱😱😡😡
😤😤
better call saul
😱

😳
Moving moyai
Moyai


.

Tf
Raid glitch
If you're stuck ping me here
Ofc when im in raid

@next juniper
Try to do a command before telling you're stuck
@next juniper
Nice this was my Lv 26 mgs

Ika ssllle
Ima sleep
Good night
bruh
Wa happen with raid
Bugged
one raid i missed by accident 
One raid i joined is bugged
Night weirdo
Yeah he repeated 2 times
Imagern do are raid!!🤓🤓
Where’s the update
Yum
Tomorrow
Thank god
The times update or whatever it’s called
why would god guner know 
also why ask here 🤨
I just want the update and feel night time
It’s came out yesterday smh
yeah 
Lies
no you
Where’s the time button
I’m on iOS
So does the update come later or is it just like this
@storm junco
okay you click fast forward and you wait it might take a while right @dry path
Yeah
Which one?
the button isnt added yet so you gotta use hourglass 
Yeah just use hourglass and wait until a message on your screen pops up saying new update available @long kettle
Have the divine tablets of "Greg Worldbox X Reader" fanfic been crafted yet?
Nerd
New event spell "slap" Someone and he lose 1 hp
New event spell "nerd" give some 200 mana but set their health and damage to 1 
Give free mg to everyone
When is the second war? 
Idk maybe in sunday
@next juniper im locked can you unlock me ?
@next juniper I’m unlocked can you lock me?
_lock @teal spoke

E
@next juniper I'm stuck in the laundry machine can you unstuck me?

💀
Uh😳
hm
iv seen this image already hundreds of time 
Still annoyed that the UFO stopped attacking us and decided to filibuster
unlocked I'm @next juniper can you lock me
Me can lock Topguner unlocked I'm
unlocked im locked can you Topguner me
im sorry hamza 
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
@pseudo mortar you deeeeed it
Finally
Is being set on fire a buff or a debuff?
Buff
It gives +5 attack at the minor expense of 25 health
And it can be stacked up to 7 times
Only for new players
Not if you have the love spell
With full fire and health buffs, you're only gaining
Which still makes it a debuff, as it remove the strength of another spell
Think of the flower lunar item in ror2. It doubles the amount you heal, but makes it heal you slower
Okay I know
Being set on fire is a lunar item
A good one too
Being set on fire irl is like the heretic
You are very good at hurting people but "oo owie oh no my skin"
I don't really mind being chicken tenders
+35 dmg and still having 575 health sounds pretty nice
or bloodrain
🤔🤔
its a buff because of how dumb some of the algorithm is for this
only atk matters in war
health doesnt matter much in raids
blitzing dungeons is meta
etc
actually i dont think it matters at all
Health has no effect in raids or wars
And it has no effect in dungeon either if you have enough defense and stam to defend against late-game ogre
Uh
N-no-
YOU ARE STALLING UNDER THE HOLY NAME OF THE GUNER? HERETICS SUCH AS THY ARE USUALY BURNED AT THE STAKE.
What’s stopping us this time?
Who else is able to scribe these holey texts?
Hm
...what?
You must begin the writing of the Greg x player fanfic
IMMEDIATELY
It must be to absolute perfection
TwT
It must be more
IT MUST BE DIVINEITY
IT MUST BE SACRED
This is my prompt
Greg from worldbox fanfic The same guy that she kissed his hand came up to her and placed his fingers under that lip and gently traced the soft skin around her mouth. Her eyes widened as he touched her, her body tightening, but he didn't let stop. And then the smell hit her. The scent was like nothing she had ever seen before. A combination of musk and chocolate and a hint of something that he couldn't identify but something else that reminded her of Christmas. It was intoxicating Greg from worldbox fanfic fights of the elves and slaughters all children in a 59 mile radius .He kissed her lips again and then her cheeks. Then her ears and her eyes and finally her tongue. Greg let her go and stepped back. As soon she was back to herself, as it were,
It makes 0 sense
And is AI generated
Indeed
What do you think 🧐
Greg

I just want to demonstrate a work of art but it won’t let me
Greg
A Short Story
by Jamaal
Greg was thinking about Player again. Player was a genius lilscolio with skinny toes and muscular feet.
Greg walked over to the window and reflected on his beautiful surroundings. He had always hated ugly Lands Of Fear with its curly, cuddly chaos. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel sad.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a genius figure of Player .
Greg gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a , ugly, drinker with strong toes and weak feet. His friends saw him as a rare, rancid rat. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for a broad adamantine ring.
But not even a person who had once made a cup of tea for a broad adamantine ring, was prepared for what Player had in store today.
The goofy teased like rampaging kangaroos, making Greg chaotic. Greg grabbed a sharp sword that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As Greg stepped outside and Player came closer, he could see the unlawful smile on his face.
"Look Greg," growled Player, with a dumb glare that reminded Greg of genius rats. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want love. You owe me 4251 gold."
Greg looked back, even more chaotic and still eating the sharp sword. "Player, do not disturb the sacred texts," he replied.
They looked at each other with drowsy feelings, like two confused, cold crocodiles loving at a very stupid marriage, which had rock music playing in the background and two uninstalled uncles crappy to the beat.
Suddenly, Player lunged forward and tried to punch Greg in the face. Quickly, Greg grabbed the sharp sword and brought it down on Player's skull.
Player's skinny toes trembled and his muscular feet wobbled. He looked annoying, his wallet raw like a rich, ripe ring.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Player was dead.
Greg went back inside and made himself a nice drink of

Rate 1-3
0

huh?
1.05/3
well it did say to rate 1-3
Disgusting

cool
I personally think it’s a 3
Did you write this?

Fr i think he did
Cuz its so bad
Disgusting toes
It's quite interesting
I've never read anything like it before
Who's Jamaal though?
Thanks

My friends nicknamed me that lol
Oh i see
Weak toes strong feet
I'm hafe strong toes weak feet 
Bonjour
Why does the idlerpg bot speak in a strange way?
Stfu you already gave your opinion
Erwerger
I hope raid aint broken
And i wasent even talking to you

I will start tomorrow war at this hour I think

Thanks
can i have a cup of 3 AM poppy playtime potion
ok
,give-money 780343170553872394 10
@vale spade has received your
10
K
I want peace in the World
ok, take my cup of 3 AM poppy playtime potion

That'll be 100,00 cb coins or 100 sb gold

Always has been
,give-money 780343170553872394 100
@vale spade has received your
100

Whatns cb? 
casino bot
Casino bot
in casino bot terms dudes asking you to give you tons of money
It's not what I've give? 
Ye
,with 1e5
Withdrew
100,000 from your bank!
,dep all
Deposited
130,015 to your bank!
,with 1e7
Withdrew
10,000,000 from your bank!
Deposited
10,000,000 to your bank!
Come on top you are a guild leader now pay
,with 1e5
Withdrew
100,000 from your bank!
I don't have that much money
,give-money 251014344253374465 1e5
@next juniper has received your
100,000
Lmao don't try to fool me
Oh thx
,bal 251014344253374465
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
100,456
1,001,000
1,101,456
Kool now pay
eh
Lol
,give-money 780343170553872394 100000
@vale spade has received your
100,000
I don't have that
100ks like pocket change
Ik
Soo you are saying thattt
It should be 1m not 100k?
yeah?
Toi late
they already payed
You can't change the price after
,bal 780343170553872394
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
363,265
799,434
1,162,699
Deposited
363,265 to your bank!
Someone give me 1 000 000 but Idk how you get this much money
Infinity coin
But it
Then use it
Then collect
I don't have Enough
The get 50k
It's 200k
i gave juice like $1 as a joke and he gave me like 5 million
idek why he did that

K bye
Bye
Hello
Vanana
why would poison give you a trait
Why does fireball give a trait then 🤨
i didnt make the fireball spell
Lies
you didt wait long enough 
wait 3 more 
I am not addicted for 5 hours I have a life
its a secret feature they dont want you seeing it 
Nah
Me sleep soon but give equipment tom


Ur cappin 🧢🧢
i just freaking joined raid 
Read it
Ah
wait 10 min or something 
I fr got scrap metals
No litterally gonna sleep soon
Like soon soon
i gave you 33 adamantine 
Not 40 mins soon like 15 mins soon
I will give back i dont need it 
😂
thats enough time to give you bow 
But still slep
poop
😴💤
True

New discord update shit ass poo 💩
*me who doest know to update
*
Its laggy makes things more compact makes things weird and not user friendly
On pc idk 
i am on pc 
Me who haven't updated this app for 6 months
Super laggy and lost all my favorited emojis
Theres prob like 11 new updates at that time frame

Show screenshot let me see the difference
😂
Poop features
Polar bear
Me who hasnt updated since i installed this app 
Bruh
Idk how to download that shit on pc 😂 (i do know if I aint 9% asleep rn)
🥶🥶🥶
gugu
gugu
🥶🥶🥶🥶
i am still to find nether fortress 
Why the hell u using charcoal 🗿🗿
what do they ask when you apply for translator am intrested
2 furnices 
Hmmm
Just why you want to translate
And which language
Wait i am banished 🤨
there were 0 hindi translator 2 months ago
lmao
Tf
L
yes

🤨
What did u thought was 🤨
welcome your banished to tavern 
what the all the gods 
Breh
New spell baby
Congrats
1st one is me
its only effects 
my 2nd effect spell after love
Fr
New discord update 🤮🤮💩💩
Hope sb2 is better
I gotta play minecraft now
that's what your mum said to your dad when he told her that you're stupid that's why he left
Lol
Can we have mageslayer if wr are a mage? 
can your mum be fat if she is thin ?
If she's wearing a large coat, yes
U want to commit genocide? 
Pretty cool ig

What are the chances of the highest damage dealer getting the spell?
Because I feel like I'm being cheated by RNG
around 30%
Yeah RNGesus doesn't like me
Time to get an even more ridiculous amount of stamina
hi hamza 
Hamzer
id like to see a mini video of you jumping off that stone tower 
Ill pay 10 adamantine 
Increase it 
What if its hardcore world💀
@teal spoke if you slep, reply later when u awake, but i want your help
either sleeping or working
i'd bet hes sleeping
That can do this
Nah he loves me, we knows eachother from the time when i met him
6 days ago 😂
Ha ha, sit on my lap kid, its gonna be a long story...
Yes

I can't bear the thought
🗿🗿
200 years ago, when i was the reincarnation of muhammed ali and he was reincarnation of a butterfly
I hope that makes sense
🤨
Cause the plot is deep
🗿
Tf
Hamza? 😂

So listen or i touch u
Wanna risk it?
🤨
ok, so
I will report to local authorities

I alr screenshited our convo
U are going to jail🥶
Alr, its me
Im the one who is
Dont show that shit to authorities, they wont understand the reincarnation part
I will ping hamza later
When i wake up
And i hope he will know
🤨
Alr, ill tell you cause u fren
dang you simp for him more than i do
🤨
its the 69420 id item
Ever since i lost the chance to obtain it
Im crying every night
🗿🗿
does snek have it again?
Who snek
Prob the rarest i own that i gave away was prob 71717
🗿
I got them 70000 id tho
But its not the same
69420 is unique in every way and form, having deep meaning behind it
Every time id is rare
Bcuz its only 1 of them
69420 is just a symbolic meaning
You must learn to accept

I hope you never find it
U so evil

Lol
Ok 👌
I must be paid though
He loves me 
cat go flip flop when the beat go drip drop
(the effect is 3D Zoom from CapCut)
THANK ALL OF 700 000+ OF YOU GUYS FOR WATCHIN THE FUNNY jeez thats A LOT of people ,_,
thank you for subscribing too! i'll make sure to create some more funnies

Amazing performance
Why even prepare when i'm going to lose to a guy that does 10 dmg 💀 🗿
I wante spel
Yo cont half spool
I ned spel
Ivan if yo juan spol yo no got it 😩
Thank you for this informational video, I was just about to walk outside and touch this horrid piece of flora. You're a lifesaver man
youre welcome
Nice
3 edeniens 

We should have been five but the two last fight was only edenien
We now are a beautiful kingdom
Where did this come from? 
Idk
Just thought of it

@twilit patio I require orange juice
Poo infrastructure an nobility

Uhm no
Yes
I am somewhat loyal to our king
0.65 bablos
Like someone pissed and shit
At the rooftop
And so much moss
And dirt
Everywhere
Uh I think you may be delusional because there is no way you can see any of that on a pixelated map
The command isnt working




