🎲game-room

[frank latch]

that doesn't count...

[frosty drum]

You missed one

@frank latch dms

[frank latch]

the failed attempt on Mal also doesn't count

[frosty drum]

Like I said
Dms

[west path]

fish "MW" (slop) is washed

we need to put it down

[novel jay]

The start was medieval-ish; I remember doing some 1600’s stuff when I played

[frank latch]

no...

it wasn't

[frank latch]

yes

I'm probably gonna put down Bowistan

[frosty drum]

It always comes back

Also Neither bowistan nor fish mw is slop

[frank latch]

not if I...
stop hosting it

[noble cradle]

Acceptance is the first step

[novel jay]

Looks like we are entering the second Dark Age of Mapwars

[frosty drum]

Skillerz is gonna clutch again frfr

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[frosty drum]

I saved game room once
Ill save it again

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-han-solo-death-fall-episode-vii-gif-15828315137350879938

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/kmt-yeah-right-hmmm-really-gif-21502858

[frank latch]

however

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/commander-bly-501st-order-66-revenge-of-the-sith-gif-4191978638660199323

[novel jay]

When did you?

[frank latch]

I am
considering
between
putting it down immediately (after a final session)
or
trying to get to session 50
and then putting it down

[frosty drum]

Game room died
And the server
I hosted a mw with brand new members

And game room revived

[novel jay]

I have the ability to shit out a ton of real world mapwars

[novel jay]

Ngl that one was pure slop

[frosty drum]

Yes
However
It did revive game room

And led to a new wave of MWs

[frank latch]

real

tbh Peter
I was really into the colonization map war you made

I wished more people cared about it
and you kept hosting it

[novel jay]

Just wait, because 1815 is being moved over to Game Room

[west path]

Real or false

[novel jay]

And I’m bringing the MW/AW people

[frank latch]

I wasn't that interested in this one though

[frank latch]

real

[novel jay]

I might pivot a bit to also host multiple team-based ones, like the American Civil War, Punic Wars, American Revolution, or Caesar’s civil war

[novel jay]

Why so?

[frank latch]

Idk
felt boring to me

[novel jay]

The main problem is people aren’t building on it

[frank latch]

just like
another napoleonic map war
yk?

without any real goal whatsoever

like
at least with the colonization map war

[novel jay]

It’s post-Napoleon (basically)

[frank latch]

I had a vision of creating a grater Scotland
and envisioning the Scottish Empire

Something the world never got

[novel jay]

Game Room generally likes more blank maps to start

[novel jay]

The real reason I put down COA was that it was horrible to host

[frank latch]

perhaps

I think it's also that we're more goal oriented

like
we need to have a specific goal or ending in mind to achieve

and
it's easier to do that on a blank map

than it is with pre-established nations and lore

at least
if it isn't railroaded

[marsh lance]

Will i ever free Peru

[frank latch]

LONG LIVE PERU!

wait

you were the Scottish-French territory

Death to you

[marsh lance]

Ell oh ell

[novel jay]

I really don’t like the simple “settle ” or “build” instructions; it doesn’t give me any substance as a host

I prefer actions to be in the format of
Intended/Main goal -> Creative way on how the goal with be achieved -> something I can expand on or follow-up question -> intended impact

I like that so that all my hosting won’t be “you achieve that goal” or “there is a problem”

[novel jay]

If the mapwar continues

[hollow garden]

We need a canal here

[prime compass]

KLEZNAM

Decafia will be nuked

We will do another invasion like 1534

[visual shard]

the better canal

[hollow garden]

Let me tell you folks we’re going to build a canal in Eastern Halati and it’s going to be tremendous Everybody’s talking about it They said it couldn’t be don but we’re doing it.
And not just any canal okay? The biggest, the strongest, the most beautiful canal you’ve ever seen
It’s going to bring trade it’s going to bring jobs it’s going to bring prosperity like you wouldn’t believe
Ships are going to come through the biggest ships, the best ships People will say, ‘How did they do it?’ And we’ll say "Because we know how to win"
And I’ve got to tell you, I know a guy ,a very smart guy, one of the best He’s a genius when it comes to canals Nobody knows canals better than him He says "Sir, this is going to be the greatest canal in history Bigger than the Tal canal, bigger than Ouez canal people will come from all over the world just to see it" And I believe him because he’s never wrong

[quick idol]

I propose this, it will not help anyone at all

[hollow garden]

No we will not dirty Blud

[hollow garden]

@frank latch admit it you will come to visit dirty terrorneik

[rotund hill]

What's going on 👀

[quick idol]

What if we built all 3

[visual shard]

the only correct answer

[quick idol]

~bt

[hollow garden]

This is revolutionary

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: I tell you, men, we are going to build a canal east of Halat, and it will be great. Everyone is talking about it. They say it can't be done, but I, no one is doing it. A canal, isn't it? The greatest, most famous, most beautiful canal you have ever seen. It brings business. It brings prosperity such as you would hardly believe. Ships will sail in bigger ships, better ships. Labor. People, 'How did they do it?' And we say, 'I say we won because we know.' And I have to tell you, a man, I think, very intelligent, one of the best. He was ingenious when it came to converting canals. No one can convert canals better than he. He said, 'So the greatest canal in history has been built. It is bigger than the Tala Canal, because the world is bigger than the Oez Canal.' And I ha...

[hollow garden]

hii alias

[rotund hill]

I'm Khalix

[hollow garden]

oh

Sup khalix

[quick idol]

@hollow garden is it true the world is bigger than the Ouez canal

[frank latch]

there should already be one

[prime compass]

Real

[frank latch]

I support this

[cunning niche]

dirty sord

the bluds r the best

[frank latch]

Do not speak to me Poýia

[cunning niche]

the glorious king god emporeor pontec will deal with u

[ocean briar]

How to unlock forbidden knowledge im mobile

[hollow garden]

Do you believe you are ready for it?

It's like Pandora's box

If you unlock it you will never be able to go back

[brittle gust]

He's yappin

[brittle gust]

Sacrifice like 500 or 600 elves into lava(don't spawn them in lava tho)

[frank latch]

I condone this

[idle slate]

@hollow gardenThis brother ignoring me 💔

[prime compass]

nuke sylatum ✌️

[glad torrent]

me when waiting on jarz and he's on Do Not Disturb 24/7:

[frank latch]

what have you done

https://tenor.com/view/elon-musk-brando-massacred-gif-8593439218992598591

[cunning niche]

do u like the changes

[frank latch]

tbh...
not really

[cunning niche]

why

give me feedback

construcive cititiitititititisiisism

[frank latch]

you got rid of a significant part of the main landmass
which
In my opinion is odd

and

the islands that were along the coasts were left

meaning their development and structure is off from what it was

[brittle gust]

You should move the stuff further south

Sort like yhis

[cunning niche]

idk how to do that

bow made it all

in one layer

[brittle gust]

Oh wait that's bowistan

Guh

Is that bowistan

No

It isn't bowistan

[cunning niche]

wdym by development and structure?

[brittle gust]

I'm dumb

[frank latch]

as in
the formation of the lands

[cunning niche]

oh ok

[verbal cliff]

@idle slate

[idle slate]

Thanks gang

Just head to #1398808764978565170

[fathom hazel]

what is this chat

[novel jay]

@frank latch Is this what’s beyond the current map?

[frank latch]

nothing

that's the entire map

[west path]

CHECK DMS HOGLITE!!\

[frank latch]

wait

I misread

[frank latch]

BE

PATIENT

CHILD

[novel jay]

THERE MUST BE MORE

[frank latch]

sort of

[west path]

THIS IS URGENT

[novel jay]

IM GOING TO PULL A COLUMBUS

[west path]

I NEED TO KNOW IF YOURE GOING TO YELL FIREBALL WITH US

[hollow garden]

Is this new banan mw

[frank latch]

this is the map I made for Bananamania

[west path]

@hollow garden why did they make the rebirth role brown cro 😭

it should be gold

fucking bronze trophy

for sacrificing level 100

[frank latch]

which
as you can tell

[novel jay]

We must colonize banananmia

[frank latch]

is not the same as what Bananamia has atm

[west path]

proof

[hollow garden]

Eh it's better than the old piss color

[hollow garden]

Bowa is imperializing game room

Half of the mws were made by him

The Dino deep state

[west path]

TRUE

[hollow garden]

It's interesting that manneva exited it's own cold war phase

While fish mw never quite managed to do that

I suppose the reasons behind that might be:
1- a new influx of players shifting up the dynamic
2- a smaller map and a faster pace
3- a total out war happening between the two sides and one side crushing the other which might be a result of reason number 2

[brittle gust]

Fish mw needs an all out world war
Then everyone should be made to change nations
That'd be fun

It is very static

[hollow garden]

This is peculiar

[balmy epoch]

men victory

[hollow garden]

Insane

[hollow garden]

What's the reason behind this anyway?

[prime compass]

Kolothism

[hollow garden]

You quatians can't build your own state

It's the Halatian man's burden to do that

[prime compass]

No

You are bad guy

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry get fireballed

[wraith quarry]

buddy i had excaliber

[frank latch]

So?

[wraith quarry]

didn't europeans say that about africa

[frank latch]

I had excaliber one round

[wraith quarry]

buddy i was tryna craft it

you evil

i said no kill

[frank latch]

Fine

I won't kill

[wraith quarry]

too late now

[frank latch]

alright then

[wraith quarry]

Guràn officially falls under the administration of the Sylatum Magistrate for 10 years.

[frank latch]

odd

[cunning niche]

Women are more empathetic and men are less empathetic

[hollow garden]

Nice

[hollow garden]

Young guys get radicalized by incel influencers

Redpill blackpill whatever

@wraith quarry how strong is this purple nation's army

[prime compass]

Oh.

[prime compass]

bp 💔

[wraith quarry]

not particularly

[hollow garden]

Their supplying of the fakheri insurgents is quite dangerous

[prime compass]

Sir they are anti-fakheri

[hollow garden]

And their dangerous expansionist ideology into Luvir is a danger

[wraith quarry]

yeah i will intervene if you invade them

you will respect their sovereignty

[prime compass]

191

[hollow garden]

how tf does this involve Orion 💔

[prime compass]

Anti-east movement

[wraith quarry]

because maybe you shouldn't invade every single nation that doesnt fully bow down to you

but go ahead

recruit more nations to my cause

[prime compass]

hey guys what if we all got along and ate burgers together

[wraith quarry]

scare them to me

just like the soviets scared europe to the US

[hollow garden]

Orion is not the world police

It has no right to intervene in the affairs of Halati particularly

[wraith quarry]

it appears i am

[wraith quarry]

you have no right to invade an innocent nation

you have no right to encroach on mira

[hollow garden]

When did I say I would invade them?

[wraith quarry]

you have no right to encroach on mal

you have no right to encroach on Tara

[prime compass]

It is extremely likely

You will genocide

[wraith quarry]

idk maybe saying you needed to "stop them"

[hollow garden]

(It's rhetoric)

[prime compass]

Stop them from breathing air yes

[wraith quarry]

rhetoric has turned into fullscale invasions multiple times

[hollow garden]

Orion's actions threaten world peace

It wants to launch wars everywhere

[wraith quarry]

Sylstaria is a terrorist state

[hollow garden]

Is this what the world deserves?

[hollow garden]

Orion is worse

It's an imperialist state

[wraith quarry]

your actions in Decafia are officially a genocide

[hollow garden]

That wants to interfere in every continent

[prime compass]

what

[hollow garden]

Officially to who 👽

[prime compass]

klez arent you THE imperialist nation

[hollow garden]

That would be like me saying Orion's actions in Mira are genocide

[cunning niche]

Okay guys can we all calm down and have a group makeout session?

I think this is wise

[hollow garden]

He is evil banan

I did NOTHING

[prime compass]

Okay guys can we open up shrimp farms sponsored by Azerbaijan technology

[cunning niche]

Enemies to lovers

Its okay

[cunning niche]

And morrocan airfries

[prime compass]

Moroccan?

Not Pakistani?

You are being transferred into a labubu

[wraith quarry]

i've never even gone to mira beyond intervening in a genocide

i've intervened in two

[hollow garden]

That's the point

[wraith quarry]

uhm hold on

didnt you just say

that "sometimes it's okay to be a little imperialist"

as in your imperialism

[prime compass]

191

[prime compass]

klez this is not acceptable

You burn

[wraith quarry]

you didn't even do peacekeeping in decafia

[prime compass]

You steal

You kill

[wraith quarry]

you just invaded them and set up a puppet government

and arrested political opponents

[prime compass]

He installed a puppet monarchy 😢

[wraith quarry]

i mean the fact i have to threaten military actions just to discourage you from invading places

is remarkably evil

[hollow garden]

The partisans wanted to break the country

[hollow garden]

No I was literally not going to invade them

[wraith quarry]

the partisans didn't even form until after you invaded

they were a response to keep you off their land

[hollow garden]

I wanted to pressure them to break away from fakherland

I suppose when you are a hammer

Everything looks like a nail

[wraith quarry]

they secured stuff with fakherland because they were afraid of amazrian invasion

you're justifying their fears

[cunning niche]

Guys

STOP

PAPA BANAM

IS MAD!

[wraith quarry]

just leave em alone vruh

it's not that hard

fakherland isnt doing anything rn

[hollow garden]

Just leave us alone 💔

You want to cause wars

[cunning niche]

They are an insurgency group

[wraith quarry]

i'm trying vro 😭

[wraith quarry]

me when i lie

[hollow garden]

.

[prime compass]

fakher is terrorist

[cunning niche]

They are a group of people who have only been causing

Issues

Hacking into the world wide web

[wraith quarry]

you want to genocide the fakheri race

[prime compass]

kolothists...

[cunning niche]

Airlines

[cunning niche]

Dont say this

[hollow garden]

No?

[wraith quarry]

the airlines was entirely koloth's fault

[cunning niche]

Remember this banamia is not tied to past banamias

Right

[hollow garden]

Is it banned

[wraith quarry]

yes, which is why things have been changed

issues are caused by your provoking

just maybe we could all stop provoking each other??

stop invading/infiltrating/subverting each other or our allies?

is it such hard?

[cunning niche]

No

Hes told me manny times

[hollow garden]

You are the one provoking

[cunning niche]

Current banamia

[cunning niche]

Isnt tied

To old banamias

[hollow garden]

Anyways why are you focusing on me

[cunning niche]

And he just brought up an okd banamia

[hollow garden]

When amazria invaded a nation last session and you did nothing

This is double standards

[wraith quarry]

im not trying to focus on you
but you've been doing allat stuff

[hollow garden]

On new halati?

[wraith quarry]

well i mean i wasn't allied with them

[wraith quarry]

on everywhere

and you've been backing up the east no matter what they've done

[hollow garden]

And you are allied with the random purple nation in halati?

[wraith quarry]

whether it be genocide

or supporting genocide

or invading innocent nations

grow a spine

do what you want

[hollow garden]

You are the one being belligerent to me

why would I support you?

[wraith quarry]

you're being belligerent to other nations

which gets me belligerent

one has to stop laying the bricks for me to stop mixing the cement

[wraith quarry]

that's the only way in which we have a problem with each other

i could not care otherwize

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: Apoco, Apoco, apoco?

[frank latch]

okay

that doesn't make their actions... any more justified

wrong chat

[frosty drum]

HELLO CHATTARONIANS
What are yall talking about

[brittle gust]

Better than love island

🍿

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust nolt when are you giving us constructive criticism and opinions on Egyptian democracy as a wise analyst

well maybe indian democracy

Did the liberal party pass that lgbt rights thing yet

[frank latch]

,roll make possibly warnable joke, say nothing

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: say nothing

[frank latch]

otay

good idea

[frosty drum]

@frank latch reroll 😈

[hollow garden]

Tell the joke

[frank latch]

no you vermin

you want me to be warned

[frosty drum]

Your choice
I asked for reroll

[hollow garden]

In dms baka

[frank latch]

never!

@west path do you have Lethal Company?

speak lurker

or I'll have your head

[cunning niche]

I do

[hollow garden]

do u have clash royale

[cunning niche]

No

Not currently

Used to

[hollow garden]

when will you reinstall

We need to play 2v2

[cunning niche]

Idk

[wraith quarry]

i just learned about

an island

in manilla

called fort drum

it was a fort built by the US navy, they flattened an island, and then made a massive concrete fort in the rough shape of a battleship

and it was basically impenetrable

it surrendered months after the japanese took over Manilla

[frank latch]

that's not how you spell Manila

[wraith quarry]

womp womp

the roof was 20 feet thick

the walls were 25 feet thick

of reinforced concrete

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry ngl
The border looks SO MUCH BETTER

[wraith quarry]

sure

[cunning niche]

stfu no one cares

[frosty drum]

If you didnt care
You'd ignore the half hour old message

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/true-get-this-man-a-true-go-my-true-whatever-go-my-true-gif-16382191100563919909

[cunning niche]

I just saw it

[elder arch]

In Life, we must Use the Multiple Tools at our Disposal, Lest we fall into Decadence and Obscurity.

One Day the Sun will stop Shining. we Must Prepare.

[noble cradle]

BOIIIII THAT SHIT WAS SO TUFF 🧊 🧊 COLD LIKE VANILLA ICE 🍨 BOIII HE COOKED YOU LIKE STEAK 🐮 🥩 🔥 HE REALLY GOT YOU ⛓️ HOW ❓ ❓ WILL YOU 👨🏻 👨🏻 RESPOND 🙊 🙊 OR WILL YOU TAKE THAT DISRESPECT 🧑🏻‍⚖️ 🧑🏻‍⚖️

[west path]

is he a genius

[noble cradle]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@noble cradle: Who was a kid once 🧊Loves vanilla ice cream 🍨❓ He is a sweet kid 🐮🥩🔥He really 👨understands ⛓️how to make you happy🏻🙊🙊🖏️

[west path]

So true

parader speaks only truth

[frank latch]

bro

answer the question

it's not that hard

[west path]

no 😭

i could have bought it but i bought you all mage arena

so

[gilded harbor]

This wasn't a bot

Damn

I thought that was a bot yet to be banned

Rip parader you had a good run

[noble cradle]

Maybe the real parader were the scam bots we banned along the way

[frank latch]

Yea
Imma not lie

I was in the middle of purchasing (remembering how to purchase) mage arena when you offered

[west path]

i still couldnt have afforded lethal even if i didnt gift you the game)

[wraith quarry]

said the individual with 125 games

[west path]

buddy 😭

i have a 20$ monthly allowance

does this explain it

[west path]

Now spread that over 2 years

this should explain the amount of games i have

[frank latch]

true

[wraith quarry]

spoiled

[west path]

20 bucks monthly is being spoiled??

yeah thats crazy work

did fish eat dirt as a child like what

[frosty drum]

I haven't had an allowance in months

[frank latch]

honestly
I would've bought the game myself if you didn't offer
(and if I remembered how to purchase games)

[wraith quarry]

i get $0 monthly

[west path]

was he impoverished

[west path]

yeah but you can get employed (unlike me)

[wraith quarry]

i've never had an allowance

[frank latch]

incorrect

Fish is unemployable

[wraith quarry]

nuh uh i can mow the neighbors yard

[west path]

he has a diploma

[wraith quarry]

and i have better resume stuff than him

[frank latch]

so does half of America

[west path]

would you rather have allowance but with terrible father or no allowance but functional family

i am in the former situation

my father gives me allowance but hes also trying to cut child support payments as much as possible

[frank latch]

though
I only have $10

so Idk what to use that for

maybe I can get something for you?
in return for Mage Arena?

[wraith quarry]

lethal company is 10 bucks

😐

[frosty drum]

Best candy ever btw

[frank latch]

though seriously
if there is something I can repay you with
say

as long as it's within $10 of my budget or the $3 of Mage Arena

[frank latch]

yes it is

[noble cradle]

He's projecting

[frank latch]

Btw
Fish got paid $20 to mow the lawn once (technically for neighbor and us)

[west path]

lethal:

Actually hold off on that

[noble cradle]

Wait

[west path]

i will play with parfum tomorrow because theyre getting barotrauma

and mage arena

🐖

[noble cradle]

The bow and fish thing is genuinely not a joke ?

[west path]

parfum is 'employed' and has a 'paycheck' now

so

[noble cradle]

I thought it was a running joke this entire time

[west path]

No

theyre like

actual brothers

twin brothers to be precise

[frank latch]

do you want proof?

[west path]

more specific

fraternal twins

[west path]

leak fish's gator cave

[frank latch]

I can show you his fursona

[west path]

i will check if this is true

[west path]

I know!

[west path]

is it a cod?

oh.

thats the car

[west path]

isnt this the vehicle you use to get around the world

this is actually its shrunken form

[frank latch]

tbh
I just made up an excuse to show off my car

this is Fish's fursona

[west path]

it towers over mount everest when it becomes gargantuan

[noble cradle]

I think I smell fired chicken

Fried

🤤

[west path]

how did the chicken get fired? 🤣

[noble cradle]

I must investigate

[frank latch]

Why was chicken fired

[noble cradle]

Because it CROSSED RHE ROAD

😂😂😂😂😂😂🥭😂😂😂😂😂

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-pratt-reversed-reverse-shocked-gif-15608473656380865909

alright

@west path are we actually maging?

[west path]

gurt: yes

but idk whats eyequs status

[frank latch]

peak

otay

[midnight ocean]

@idle slate hows that rpg going?

[idle slate]

Gathering folks still but all in all better than I expected for the start up

[elder arch]

some screenshots i got with shaders running on my laptop

can anyone tell which one of the screenshots is running on higher quality settings?

[midnight ocean]

probably left because the leaves are moving

and the shadows are stronger

[elder arch]

yeah so the right one was the higher quality one

that confirms that it probably doesn’t matter

[midnight ocean]

what did you even change

[vital latch]

I want to say this one because the thing at the left is probably just as far as the thing at the right was on the left image---but is much clearer than the thing at the right is on the left image.

[vital latch]

heheheha

[elder arch]

also yeah those were screenshots taken from my winter survival modpack

[vital latch]

I remember one of my friends made a modpack like that before and it had this one 'cave dweller' mod that everyone hated

so we all stopped playing after like a day

[elder arch]

okay why did my game crash

i thought the modpack was stable

[wild mason]

Not the dweller mods 💔💔

[hollow garden]

@prime compass can you guess what I got blud?

I got fucking 770 💔

[prime compass]

The champion had a name

[west path]

right cause more fog 🤧

holy i am late

[west path]

do you have to retake it again

[hollow garden]

Not sure

[cunning niche]

@hollow garden what was ur thanaweya 3amamama scores

[visual shard]

hieroglyphs

what does that say

[west path]

low quality and high quality

i have a degree in reading chicken scratch but its undergrad

[rose cape]

rip klezqnm

[west path]

@rose cape can you kill microsoft so you can then extend windows 10 support

you are superman so i believe you can do this

[hollow bobcat]

@wild mason @wraith quarry Thoughts on the new Ytb censorship?

Why is the US keeping getting Ls these day.

[hollow garden]

Imagine being older than 12 and having to use YouTube kids 💔

[wraith quarry]

just gonna go onto my other gmail account

[hollow garden]

The AI algorithm guesses what age you are

From the videos you watch

[wraith quarry]

bruh

[hollow garden]

Ikr

[hollow bobcat]

Imagine if watching too many War Thunder videos makes the AI believe you're under 18.

[wraith quarry]

war thunder is not intended for very young kids

you can tell by some of the decals they have

[hollow garden]

The strat is to randomly watch videos on topics targeting more older people

[hollow bobcat]

It's still very much possible because of how YouTube is handling their website/app right now.

[hollow garden]

Aren't they treating anyone below 18 the same though?

[wraith quarry]

idk

[hollow bobcat]

With how they are handling YTB right now, the AI still probably will tag you as underage even when you only watch Mature Content.

If Censorship is still very elaborate in the future, they may even tag you for watching bloody indie animation.

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-fives-clone-trooper-fives-star-wars-clone-wars-gif-25445851

[frosty drum]

@hollow bobcat @wraith quarry @hollow garden I talked to myself for like 2 hours about this specific thing

[wraith quarry]

dont you just love censorship

is this what living in allania is like

[rose cape]

they are trying to convince people to switch to linux so no

[brittle gust]

Guys this is only for the US right?

[oak leaf]

Welp, time to watch age restricted videos to prevent this

[oak leaf]

Potentially

Could hit the EU

[brittle gust]

Okay good, burn

Phew

Collective shout is a joke tbh

Except for getting that game off from steam

[hollow garden]

ت

[wraith quarry]

christian fundamentalist group hiding behind the guise of being a feminist group

[frank latch]

[hollow garden]

Literally

[brittle gust]

Monolast

Crazy

I need to find a new pfp

[frank latch]

this is evil

I just wanna speak to the university board

[brittle gust]

Out of how much

?

[frank latch]

800...

780 was the minimum

that Klez needed

[brittle gust]

For?

[hollow garden]

You know why they make it extremely difficult

They want students to fail

And go into private school

Which costs like 150K Egyptian pounds annually

[hollow garden]

Medical school 🙏

[hollow garden]

The government could not care less about the education of Egyptians

The only thing that matters to them is how much cash they can get out of it

[balmy epoch]

kill the government

[hollow garden]

True

[balmy epoch]

Egypt needs a 2nd amendment this would be way easier

[frosty drum]

Nobody will steal my 1st amendment right frfr

[hollow garden]

The ministry of truth:

[balmy epoch]

the 2nd amendment is required to uphold every other amendment btw

[frosty drum]

Ministry of Lies:

[hollow garden]

Insane

[brittle gust]

Oh shit

My condolences klez

Can you retake the exam?

[brittle gust]

Here it can cost like 2,000,000 to 2,500,000 inr per year

For private medical school(in my state atleast)

Apparently that's 11,162,113.56 to 13,952,641.95 Egyptian pounds

Wait no

1,116,211.36 to 1,395,264.20 pounds

Private medical school is such a scam vro

[frank latch]

@hollow garden échecs?

[vital latch]

<- low quality
-> high quality

[vital latch]

I don't think this is actually too bad I can't lie

maybe it's a problem if we can't make under 18 uploads unprivated even if we really wanted to

but other than that like

[brittle gust]

How does it actually work

[nova orchid]

Hi

[brittle gust]

Are you locked out of youtube or are there just restrictions

[brittle gust]

Hello!

[nova orchid]

Hello

I’m Korea

Where are you from?

[brittle gust]

Welcome the 2nd best channel on worldbox

[brittle gust]

India

[nova orchid]

Ok tanks

[cunning niche]

@quick idol

[vital latch]

Alright, apparently it'll make age restricted content no longer viewable, turn on 'digital wellbeing tools' (whatever that means), turn off personalized advertising, and adding safegaurds to what content you're being recemended

[brittle gust]

That

That doesn't seem that bad

[vital latch]

I'm a bit confused about the age restricted content part tbh, idk if we'll still be able to watch it or if it just won't be recemended

[vital latch]

yeah sorta my train of thought

worst case scenario we can't watch videos with cussing in the first minute

[brittle gust]

Lmao

People don't have a choice to switch too if it goes too far in the future

Facebook is a joke

[vital latch]

if it gets really bad then I'm just going to make another account for exclusively watching "18+" content

[brittle gust]

👀🤔

[vital latch]

let's be real most "18+" content is just going to be edgy shit with slurs in it

[stray valve]

Doesn't seem bad till the video is only age restricted cuz the word shit was said

[brittle gust]

Just go confuse the AI with 'watching" news(make it run in the background)

[stray valve]

Age restrictions on stuff that already bans cornographic and drug related content is honestly stupid af and is or will be used to censor the younger audiences.

[hollow garden]

I mean YouTube thinks all animation is for kids

It's arbitrary what "kid Friendly" is

[stray valve]

The realistic barney video fr

[hollow garden]

And it's stupid that a 16 and 17 would have to abide by that

Mfs acting like 17 year olds aren't already exposed to everything in this world

[stray valve]

I genuinely hope there isn't any 17 year old who doesn't know about some if not most mature content.

[brittle gust]

Gonna whio out my gore filled anime scenes into youtube kids 😁

How does one upload in yt kids

[stray valve]

Those are also already restricted from YouTube in general.

Or at least become unmonetizable. I know some stuff they will take down animated or not

[sullen pawn]

no more mommy asmr 😱 😭 😔

[idle slate]

[brittle gust]

NOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/cats-gif-20143256

[frank latch]

💔

1984

[frosty drum]

@frank latch @frank latch @frank latch @frank latch Hi BoulderOfBowustab

[wraith quarry]

hello

[prime compass]

Fish.

[wraith quarry]

Beleminius.

[prime compass]

Hi

i like farm and

Money

[brittle gust]

I like money too

[wraith quarry]

true

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry How long would it take production to start churning out new tanks?

saying
as if you have a modest industry with the capabilities of producing a sizable fleet

[wraith quarry]

5 days

[frank latch]

Imma say you can produce 10 tanks a month atm

[vital latch]

guys hear me out

mario paint map wars

it'd be so funny

should I do it

[elder arch]

the SNES game from 1992?

[vital latch]

yes

ok I'm lowkey so doing it I think it'd be hillarious

Alright I just came up with a grand plan to host it

This may take a bit to set up

I shall be ready eventually though

(Using my computer to type, switch 2 to use mario paint, and phone to get images off my switch 2, then post the images in a gc on my phone to my pc to then post here)

[frosty drum]

@elder arch @vital latch

[elder arch]

4ish?

idk

[noble cradle]

@silent smelt 3 million bricks and copper and a million more on the way

I also got us some iron

[vital latch]

Ok

Now to figure out whose actually online

@rose cape are you currently alive

I request your assistance, for you seem to know how to find out whose not dead rn

[noble cradle]

I just got a brand new saxophone because I housed arrested my tingz director 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[vital latch]

real?

@noble cradle @elder arch @frosty drum are you guys alive for mario paint map wars

[frosty drum]

Mw?

[elder arch]

currently playing minecraft

but sure

[vital latch]

Yes

prepare for peak

hang on let me make a map

holy shit did someone beat me to that one

damn they banned

[noble cradle]

I'm eating dinner but I'm alive

[frosty drum]

@vital latch sorry can't rn
Gotta conserve power

[vital latch]

Fear, alright

im almost done with the map

[elder arch]

"gotta conserve power" sounds like you're playing FNAF

[vital latch]

bare with a few guys, I forgot that joy con mice are sometimes miserable

[vital latch]

@elder arch @noble cradle @frank latch @wraith quarry @brittle gust @sullen pawn If you are online where are you dropping

I'll just have this going for like an hour people join whenever or smth

trust me guys you should join though it'll be so so so peak

@alpine raft are you by some miracle currently awake goat?

@west path and you 🙏

[alpine raft]

Yurr

[vital latch]

join mario paint mw it'll be so peak

[alpine raft]

Black

[alpine raft]

What's the era?

[vital latch]

uhhh, late medieval for simplicity

[alpine raft]

Expand throughout my island and begin making boats to colonize the world

[stray valve]

May I take part in this map war by chance

[vital latch]

You successfully take over the entire island due to its otherwise low population, although there are still a fair few tribes which seem to be slightly 😡 at your expansion... though all attacks from them so far have been easily crushed due to their heavily outdated weaponry.
While it is difficult to build a large amount of boats due to a high resource cost; you are able to build a fair amount which would feaseibly be able to set up colonys. Although they may not be enough to sustain all too many colonies at once without further naval expansion.

[vital latch]

Yes

There is plenty of room in Mario Paint Wars™

[alpine raft]

Scout high resource locations and settle them

Begin making our weaponry more advanced

Make gunpowder

[stray valve]

Id like to begin my civilization on the right arm of the giant right continent

[noble cradle]

Put me in the southwestern contiñent

[vital latch]

@alpine raft You found another landmass to the south and it happened to have a mountain that seemed to have a large deposit of iron within it. This doesn't exactly help your current main problem which is you need a lot of wood to build a lot of ships; but it's nice to have.
@stray valve Your country has been established 🏁

[vital latch]

alright chief I'm tossing you in

[stray valve]

Id like to begin exploring North in search of maybe resources and or other civilization to begin diplomacy with

[alpine raft]

Set up in the iron mountain, and search for forests for wood

What about my gunpowder attempts

[noble cradle]

I want to find horses and tame them , and put some guys on those chariots that have the little spinny blades on the wheels to cleave through people

[vital latch]

You manage to make a firework but nothing more as of yet, however there is now a small group in your nation which is obsessed with gunpowder and testing it throughly

[alpine raft]

Give them resources to figure it out

[alpine raft]

Not forgetting the forest finding efforts set up a wooden perimeter around my mountain colony

[vital latch]

You do not find any civilizations yet, however you do find a few tribes who mostly trade materials from the creatures they hunt. The specifics of the material are leather and a dense meat

[stray valve]

How... connected are these tribes by chance? Could I begin a small tribal war to try and drag survivors into join my kingdom, to later use them as hunters?

[vital latch]

A small mine is set up on the iron mountain, thewre are no immediete returns past a slight increase in iron intake; however as the operation scales it is likely to become highly profitable in terms of resources.
You manage to find a forest on your island, however the nearest settlement is still aways away. As a result it may be wise to set up a town nearby: it's also near the centre however there is a small river going out to the coast.

[vital latch]

Very disconnected, they're like seperate groups of 1000 people tops. Your country has like 30,000 people in it.

[alpine raft]

Set up a city there with a port

[vital latch]

you've found roughly four of them so far

[alpine raft]

@vital latch scout for more resource places

[alpine raft]

What about my population?

[stray valve]

Wonderful, can I begin to stage a rivalry between the tribes and act as just an outsider. Let them kill each other off and assimilate any who run or survive the war into my kingdom

[vital latch]

You manage to find a yoshi, just a singular yoshi. It's a yoshi because this is mario paint and I thought it'd be funny
The yoshi can be used for some brilliant warfare, it appears to be very friendly towards you

[noble cradle]

I want to armor it and try to feed it...apples

[vital latch]

About 35,000 with 3000 being in the colony

[stray valve]

Wait does this theoretically mean I could find goombas...

Goomba soup 😼

[alpine raft]

Okay, scale up the mountain colony and check on the gun efforts

[vital latch]

Yes, this is very much doable as you manage to make one of the tribes think they were stolen from! This causes them to start to fight eachother, and a fair few of their people run over to your borders seeking refuge

[vital latch]

😋 ?

[stray valve]

We accept them with open arms, and simply ask them for regional knowledge of the more northern lands.

[vital latch]

It turns out that Yoshi loves apples, Yoshi now likes you enough to wear the armour. You now have armoured Yoshi

[noble cradle]

God bless

[vital latch]

They tell you of a evil warmongering king who has genocided the 'koopas' and is currently expanding. They will be added to the map shortly

[alpine raft]

@vital latch can i hab guns please

[vital latch]

Add a cherry on top and sure

[alpine raft]

Cannons for a cherry?

[stray valve]

I'm either about to run into messed up Mario or Bowser or even worst, king drool

I take this information with caution and begin a slow expansion north, setting up any needed resources camps for my growth.

I also imagine I've already have armor and swords right? Or is that a needed research

[stray valve]

Also when they say genocide, are they completely extinct or do some still exist? If that knowledge is available to me anyway

[sullen pawn]

4

[vital latch]

You obtain guns, however they're very basic guns

[vital latch]

They're presumed completely extinct...

[stray valve]

no turtle soup

I mean... future living tanks.

[alpine raft]

Let the gunpowder obsessed people work on them, meanwhile search for every place where I can find the resources for it

[stray valve]

Actually, both are bad

[alpine raft]

And settle it

[silent smelt]

I'll play more tomorrow i was in Ukraine till now

[vital latch]

Fear the mario empire

Also @noble cradle now has an apple because he produces apples because yoshi likes APPLES!!!

[noble cradle]

I want to expand to look for more yoshis... And apples

[alpine raft]

I am not dealing with allat

[stray valve]

Id like to still expand north some as i look for anything notable frfr

if I convince Mario I'm a turtle hater. You think he'll befriend me.

[vital latch]

uhh

flip

I just ran into a network error one sec

probably like 2m

Ok

[alpine raft]

Do what i said

[alpine raft]

Ts

[vital latch]

@stray valve You ran into a bulber or whatever bros name was. He tells you that he narrowly escaped from the Mario empire where all the enemies are being murdered as a result of being paid by the wrong guy at the wrong time. He informs you that he does not know where his boss (Bowser) is

@noble cradle You have found a second yoshi during your expansion, however there are no more apple trees. You will need to grow more apples in order to sustain both yoshis

[noble cradle]

Send a colony westwards with one Yoshi and some soldiers to keep the apple farmers of the colony in line

[stray valve]

Hmm, could I offer him refuge in my kingdom, or like protection more so in return of possible fishinging and helping with future aquatic explorations?

Id also like to start spreading propaganda of the "Red devil"

[vital latch]

The only resources you find that they need to work with it is what you already have and maybe some intel from more advnaced places. But as of current neither are directly accessable.
They are working as hard as they can on the weapons, recently testing a weapon which involves shooting a poisonous mushroom at someone which somehow hurts them gravely.

[stray valve]

Based off of loosely shared descriptions of this "Mario" guy

[alpine raft]

Expand my colony, spread propaganda that the island and colony people are the same

Don't say colony say province

[vital latch]

He accepts refuge and sets up a small underwater colony of cheep cheep in his location

[vital latch]

You successfully establish the colony, and not just that you even manage to obtain the second giant apple. Now the Yoshis can once more not only sustain themself but thrive---as the second yoshi is now willing to accept armour as well

The red devil propaganda has no effect yet, but results will come in soon

[stray valve]

After watching these cheep cheep, id like to begin researching ways to eventually weaponize them and their flying/gliding capabilities.

[frosty drum]

@vital latch imma establish the Communist Toad Union

[vital latch]

The propaganda doesn't do much because as of current the colony was only established like 3 years ago---so there's not much difference. Although a few people get reminded that maybe there could eventually be a difference by the propaganda.
On the bright side, one of your enginears has built an awesome boat.

[alpine raft]

Establish a colony on the right continent

[frosty drum]

@vital latch

[vital latch]

One sec

[stray valve]

If we come together, we can beat the red devil menace together... and turn all his(i imagine toads) toad citizens into soup 🙏

[vital latch]

Map update before most most recent actions

[stray valve]

Beautiful

[alpine raft]

@vital latch can they beat him without me?

[vital latch]

I mean, it is the Mario Empire... and it is really big and scary

[stray valve]

I'm not touching that pink eye carrying plumber with a 20 foot pole by myself

[frosty drum]

The Glorius Toad Union

[alpine raft]

Yeah they got it

@vital latch send spies into marioland to see their main attack forces and engineer the best defensive strat against them

[vital latch]

You're now on the map

[frosty drum]

Show frfr

[vital latch]

(I'm unfortunately having to be more careful with how frequent map updates r rn since it's taking like a minute per upload [wifi is really bad in this part of the house])

but hang on I'll show in a sec

need to update a bit more

[vital latch]

Sending spies into the Super Mario Empire you discover that they have recently expanded drastically, and have more than enough materials to take the entire continent they stand on from the undefended tribes (except for @stray valve who you don't yet know much about).

[frosty drum]

@vital latch imma spread propaganda throughout The Nation

[vital latch]

That...

[stray valve]

These are fun, I might try to make my own map war later

[frosty drum]

Ok imma be honest
Idk
What a Mario
Mw is

[stray valve]

Map war but Mario

Ig

[vital latch]

uhhh

basically this is a gagish mw hosted in the hit 1992 software "Mario Paint" released for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System later released again in 2025 under the Nintendo Classics branding

[stray valve]

so rude, why would they ever dare to attack undefended tribes!

Anyway After watching the cheep cheep, id like to begin researching ways to eventually weaponize them and their flying/gliding capabilities.

[alpine raft]

Figure out how to defend from their advances in the future

[vital latch]

@frosty drum you have a full 4 toads!

[alpine raft]

Settle the right side continent

[stray valve]

I don't like how much they expanded.. </3

[alpine raft]

And the northwest one

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft hey bro
Chill out

[vital latch]

The Mario Empire is truly very scary...

[alpine raft]

Sorry?

I'm making pre emptive settling to stand against mario

[frosty drum]

@vital latch we need more toads....
Also expand southwards!!!!!

[alpine raft]

I can't let him get straight to my capital

[vital latch]

@noble cradle One of the Yoshis tells you a story of their old friend Mario who turned to the dark side after getting a 'game over'. Supposedly he got so upset that he activated a 'game genie' and has been wrecking havok since.
Maybe it's all just legend though

[vital latch]

Oh I missed this sorry, you figure out that the Cheep Cheep who are more than willing to help you due to your hospitality are actually immune to being jumped on, and can only be easily defeated by fireballs and shells (non issue).

This means that underwater against enemies who aren't using Fire Flowers they are practically invincible!!! Muhahaha or something

[stray valve]

How big are cheep cheep relative to like idk, a bucket

Can I minecraft water bucket them and use the pufferfish strat but cheep cheep

[vital latch]

You set up a small colony but it's quickly raided by a small group. The group is managed to be fended off, and the fallen from the raiders appear to all be toads! Although... their mushrooms appear rotten

[alpine raft]

Toads from where

Like skillerz toads?

Is skillerz the toadmen?

[alpine raft]

Ok

Set up a fortress there

[vital latch]

Differant toads, skillerz toads aren't rotten

[alpine raft]

And send a force with firearms to defend it

[vital latch]

Uhhh, idk how big a bucket is but cheep cheep are pretty tiny, like about half a foot in both height and width if I remember the mario lore right

[alpine raft]

Stock at least 2 years of food inside

And enough ammo to kill 10000 men

Also set up cannons

[stray valve]

So theoretically I could use them as artillery..., id like to begin developing catapults specifically made to launch cheep cheeps. Id also like to explore a little more north, trying my best to stay away from the red devils borders

[vital latch]

Yes, you could do this. As you expand north you find that the red devil has thankfully been focusing on the west and south.

@frosty drum You have conjured two more toads, and made some major southern expansion!

[frosty drum]

Nice
Lets continue expansion southward
And perhaps overseas on the right

[alpine raft]

@vital latch tell me when my fortress is set up

Set 600 men in there with as previously mentioned
2 years of food
10000 shot worth of ammo
And cannons on the walls

[stray valve]

Id like to explore my new found territory for anything noteworthy.

[vital latch]

In the process of the rapid expansion you gain yet another toad, hooray

[frosty drum]

@vital latch imma begin making my army
And defenses

[vital latch]

You find a slightly angry sun, who is unhappy because the Mario Empire has stolen his dessert! (yes, dessert, not desert. totally important distinction)

[stray valve]

what do you mean I found a "sun"

I don't know much about Mario stuff

[vital latch]

basically, in mario 3 there was a one off enemy that was just a pissed off sun who tries who attack the player

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-bros-nintendo-smb3-super-mario-all-stars-allstars-gif-18466363

this thing

[alpine raft]

Furry mario

[stray valve]

Amazing. Id like to make a deal with the sun

He joins me and help spread information of my kingdom to anyone not aligned with the red devil, and I shall assist him in the eventual retaking or remaking of his dessert.

Actually no

[vital latch]

The Mario empire also continues to grow
It'll likely touch borders with everyone but skillerz by the next map update

[stray valve]

Id liek to begin researching any tasty desserts or treats to make for the sun

[vital latch]

You learn about delicious apples most known to be enjoyed by yoshi in the south.

[stray valve]

Id like to send a small group of cheep cheeps south in search of these apples. They shall become my new intercontinental diplomats

[vital latch]

They find an apple in the far south that isn't currently possesed by anyone, it is absolutely massive and could likely last any Yoshi a decade... or one angry sun enough time to become a happy sun.........

[stray valve]

Before having my creep creeps snatch it, id like them to look around a bit more to see if anyone is around, I do not want to accidentally become a thief. If no one is about, id like to take it back to the sun 🔥

[vital latch]

@frosty drum You hear rumourings of this mario fellow that seems to be growing rapidly, these come from your toads who originally knew the guy as a cool dude... but apparently now he's like super mean and stuff!!!

[frosty drum]

Evil

@vital latch almost as if he's some sort of...
Wario.

[stray valve]

This guy some kind of... oriaw

[frosty drum]

@vital latch continue expansion southward
And eastward

[vital latch]

Every mw in mario paint is personallized...

[alpine raft]

Settle there and make a fortress

[frosty drum]

@vital latch spread our propaganda btw

@alpine raft hello
It is I
The Union of toad socialist states
UTSS

[alpine raft]

Hi

[vital latch]

bad news, the mario empire is now at a border with all but @frosty drum and is preparing a assault

[frosty drum]

Take this time to expand more and more

And build up more and more

[vital latch]

Your people love you because they hate Mario that much

[alpine raft]

@vital latch settle there and don't forget making the fortress there and making my main island a fortress

[stray valve]

After taking the apple to the sun, id like to prepare defenses and my cheep cheep launchers. This red devil will never take my new land

[vital latch]

You manage to establish it, however turning your main island into a total fortress proves to be a difficult task... made easier once you find a super star which allows you to increase the amount of resources being gathered!

[alpine raft]

Good awesome

[frosty drum]

@vital latch dms...

[alpine raft]

Make the island a fortress and with cannons being able to hit all around

[vital latch]

The sun is so happy with the apple that it turns that frown upside down! The sun is now providing your people a massive buff to food production

[frosty drum]

@stray valve what nation are you

[stray valve]

Food means more cheep cheep productions.

[stray valve]

The yellow

[frank latch]

"cheep"

[alpine raft]

Gentlemen

We need to fight Mario as a unit

[vital latch]

This still takes a lot of resources and time despite the massive growth, which would mean a decrease in boat production for the time being

[vital latch]

cheep cheep

[silent smelt]

Gentlemen

[alpine raft]

It works for me

[silent smelt]

Let's take a short trip back to the past

[vital latch]

Alright

[silent smelt]

30 years agk

Ago

Nekcrop said

[vital latch]

3 years after mario paint released

[silent smelt]

That in order to start a computer

[alpine raft]

Oh no

[silent smelt]

You must do a lot of things and it was very complicated

Now, 30 years from then

[alpine raft]

When did I say that

[silent smelt]

Nekcrop claims that it is very simple, that even a trained monkey could do it

So my question is

What changed?

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt @silent smelt Joe Biden pfp when

[alpine raft]

Increase my military presence in both forts to 1200 troops with muskets

[silent smelt]

?

[alpine raft]

Idk

[stray valve]

Computers changed

[vital latch]

Map update

And uh

If you couldn't see

There is very bad news involved

[alpine raft]

My fortress is holding right?

[frosty drum]

@vital latch rush into these lands

[alpine raft]

Fortresses

[vital latch]

Mario has decided to move in and start invading people, and he is making massive gains---something must be done

[vital latch]

Yes!

It is currently holding very nicely

[frosty drum]

@vital latch dms btw

[alpine raft]

Increase presence in both to 1500

[stray valve]

Launch the cheep cheeps!! This is an outrage! Begin researching for cheep cheep armor 🔥 all in for military budget

[alpine raft]

A year of food in both of the incase I lose supply lines

And ammo for a while

[vital latch]

This works! However uh

It's close enough to Mario that he notices you

and you're dragged into the conflict

[frosty drum]

@vital latch begin building defenses
And shoot down any naval invasion from Mario

[stray valve]

Yk what, begin sending cheep cheep naval attacks along Mario's coast in the armpits of the arm

[alpine raft]

@vital latch keep expanding my other colonies

[vital latch]

Cheep cheep armour is coming along nicely, and the lanturn fish mfer even helps to figure it out. It can now be used to make the cheep cheeps even harder to hit with fire, and even more destructive on landing.

[stray valve]

Wonderful. The cheep cheeps will be my biggest weapon

Would the lanturn fish be interested in any crossbreeding experiments or is he against that?

[vital latch]

Now there might be even more good news

There are rumours that despite the koopas supposed destruction... there is a red koopa in the south leading a horde of goombas

reportedly they came from the west, and are arriving to help take down mario!!!

[stray valve]

Mmm mushroom soup.... I mean uh, allies! Yeah, allies. I shall assist them in time.

[frosty drum]

@vital latch Increase Propaganda throughout the entire western hemisphere

I wanna create Toad Puppet States

[vital latch]

@frosty drum @stray valve @alpine raft Despite the Mario Empires continues expansion, you guys gain major strategic ground with the enemies of Mario appearing in the south to help put more pressure on the empire, meanwhile the Cheep Cheeps manage to make leway in the east of the empire, and Nekcrop successfully holds seemingly making the empire take heavy casualties trying to take their fortresses

[alpine raft]

Send a letter to Mario saying

"Lol skill issue"

[stray valve]

Insane

[alpine raft]

And double my forts defendors

To 3000

[vital latch]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-super-mario-64-sm64-super-mario-goku-gif-2924386200580697487

[frosty drum]

@vital latch are we currently in stalemate

On my front

[alpine raft]

If they manage to take my fort

[vital latch]

No you are losing land rapidly

[alpine raft]

It will take tens of thousands of them

[vital latch]

It was recently conquered and not very well defended

[frosty drum]

@vital latch SEND SOLDIERS THEN

[alpine raft]

And even though it would be horrible for me

It would be disastrous for them

[vital latch]

You deploy the toads.

[alpine raft]

And that's if they can get in

[stray valve]

What is the lanturn fish's thoughts on possible crossbreeding with cheep cheep

[frank latch]

uxair mw?

[alpine raft]

We don't talk about that

That was nearly 2 years ago

I was 13

[vital latch]

It has no idea what most of those words mean, odd

[stray valve]

Also, can I send some footsoldiers to try and hold the northern borders while the naval forces strike the coasts of Mario?

[sullen pawn]

this reminds me of when my minecraft group mentioned how i had been 13 for 2 years 💔

[alpine raft]

You have been 13 for a decade bro

[frosty drum]

Older than you btw

[vital latch]

Yes, you have just enough to significantly slow the advance---although it's not completely halted

[stray valve]

I'll just mark this as a maybe for later.

[frank latch]

for some reason I don't believe that

[vital latch]

Rumourings come that Mario is currently planning something, a last stand may come earlier than expected.

[alpine raft]

Are you saying I'm older than 15

[vital latch]

@alpine raft You believe you've done enough damage to start pushing mario back

[alpine raft]

Nah

Je am good

[stray valve]

Could I start trying to drop propaganda in Mario's kingdom to try an start some kind of coup in the center or so to add more tension on his defense

[alpine raft]

@vital latch Taunt Mario some more

[vital latch]

This seems to make the last stand more and more likely to come sooner and sooner

[alpine raft]

Whose last stand?

[vital latch]

Something odd happens as you try to do this, you notice that nobody in his empire seems to have 'life'

[alpine raft]

Mario cannot commit enough troops to my fortresses without collapsing on his other fronts

[vital latch]

they're all very robotic, like they're reprogrammed

[vital latch]

his

[alpine raft]

He can't commit

[stray valve]

Oh god... Immediately start sending messages directly to Mario accusing him of necromancy

[frosty drum]

@vital latch lets Make counter offensive frfr