🎲game-room

[zealous meadow]

Not sure if this counts but I got the platinum on this random alien shooter game

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: I’m but not sure if this is a game or not, no no, I’m going platinum for this random shot.

[rose cape]

,roll 100 yes

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 98

[rose cape]

☠️

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372275440131248189/1390374170495418531/image0.gif

[rose cape]

@cedar zealot did you know if you rearrange the letters of tomfoolery you get yomloofert

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 6

[frank latch]

yes

[frank latch]

,roll 100 no

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 100

[frank latch]

Happy Bastille Day

[rose cape]

WHAT

@frank latch you are the devil

satan himself

[frank latch]

he knows...

[frank latch]

is this a sign to host Bowistan?

[silent smelt]

,roll 100 not host bowistan?

[haughty inlet]

jarz

:game_die: You rolled 75

[visual shard]

@cunning niche quand tu vas héberger?

[noble cradle]

,roll 100 not host bowistan?

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: You rolled 22

[hollow garden]

@balmy epoch
Me going back in time to stop the political downfall of Israeli prime minister Olmert:

This is kind of border gore

But it's very generous terms

At least compared to today

[hollow garden]

He also offered nearly all of the Golan back to Syria

I wonder if his political project was successful would the Palestine Israel conflict have become mostly over?

[hollow garden]

Abbas is a donkey 🥀

I mean I get he didn't want to lose any more of the west bank

But you shouldn't settle for perfect but the good enough

[sullen pawn]

Host these nuts dude 😭

[marsh lance]

@noble cradle

[noble cradle]

Jus honomid 😂😂 🤣 I love you too :joy reaction: 🐘

[marsh lance]

Why..

[noble cradle]

I'm evil

[balmy epoch]

we could have had peace…

[wraith quarry]

pkay koaler

[visual shard]

la vérité

[brittle gust]

Eee

[frank latch]

Eee

[hollow garden]

Eee

[cunning niche]

hellow

im in italy layover swissland

i have laptop but not for hosting

it is for work

and freelancing

[rose cape]

nope

[hollow garden]

Gebni m3ak yasta

🙏

[hollow garden]

Can't you travel throughout Europe through Schengen or?

[west path]

Lunid ✅

[hollow garden]

@west path qevies is this how it work

[hollow garden]

True

[frank latch]

yea
Switzerland is part of Schengen
so
you can freely travel between them and other European states

[hollow garden]

Through a tourist visa? Really?

Like if I get a tourist visa to Bulgaria

[frank latch]

Also
I find it absolutely hilarious
how the U.S. Canadian border is

[hollow garden]

I can visit Paris?

[frank latch]

I honestly don't know

[hollow garden]

Fair enough

But Schengen is amazing

[frank latch]

could just google fr

[hollow garden]

I'm too laz

Gluttony

[frank latch]

fair

[hollow garden]

Sloth

[hollow garden]

Isn't it just trees

[hollow garden]

The plan to get citizenship as an illegal alien

Become a female

Visit Canada

Cross into the US

Give birth in US

America

[rose cape]

@noble cradle

notice how the line ends in arkansas

[frank latch]

no
it's like a 3 meter wide gap (cleared of all vegetation where they could access) across the entire border

[noble cradle]

Evil

[hollow garden]

can't the mooses just cross it

[frank latch]

but
on roads
they have quite a bit of security
but
if you just went around the roads
you can just walk into Canada or the U.S.

[frank latch]

yes

[rose cape]

ICE will crack down on this

[hollow garden]

To be fair the US and Canada should have something like Schengen

I don't see the trouble with it

[frank latch]

true

again
all you have to do
is avoid roads

and it's easy access into either

you might not even notice you walked across it

[hollow garden]

A close friend of mine had their family live in the US

And she was going to be born in the US

But her grandma died like 2 months before her birth and they had to come to Egypt 😭

[hollow garden]

I see

@rose cape when you will implement similar measures on the Mexican border

[frank latch]

it's even worse in Maine
cus
there's towns that just cross the border

[hollow garden]

Maine feels Canadian anyway

It's the most Canadian non Canadian province

[frank latch]

Vermont:

[hollow garden]

Fr*ncais

Them pesky Quebecois

Or was it Quebecories whatever

[hollow garden]

All I know about Vermont is Bernie sanders

[frank latch]

Quebecois

[hollow garden]

I know nothing else about the state

[frank latch]

it's essentially apple orchards
mountains
white people
fall colors
and
trees

(basically Canada)

[hollow garden]

Very Canadian core

[prime compass]

Blud

I am Ostsee

[frank latch]

truth

[hollow garden]

You are not the father

[hollow garden]

Sord*

[prime compass]

(Baltic sea)

[hollow garden]

@frank latch opinion on birthright citizenship

[prime compass]

No

Rummish

[frank latch]

The World if New Hampshire annexed Vermont:

[hollow garden]

Do you think it's good or is citizenship by blood more valid?

[prime compass]

@hollow garden does Wehlen have universal healthcare

[hollow garden]

I hate the new England states

[prime compass]

And free education

[hollow garden]

Why are they so many

Literally no one needs them

[frank latch]

it's either that

or rectangles

so

[hollow garden]

It depends on your policies Mr President

[cunning niche]

i do not have schengen passport

[prime compass]

Yeah free healthcare and education

[frank latch]

I'm unsure tbh

[cunning niche]

i lied about being romanian! 😝

[hollow garden]

The rectangles are evil

[cunning niche]

i have carribean

[prime compass]

Everyone should have the same oppourtunity

[hollow garden]

It's ok we know

[prime compass]

Schengen Raum...

[hollow garden]

Enta habibna ya banan

Msh moham enta men fen

[cunning niche]

ramady?

[prime compass]

Enta blud ya kelb

[cunning niche]

@prime compass abbas

[hollow garden]

Ramady is dming me I got confused

[prime compass]

Hello mister bamana

[hollow garden]

GASP

How could you say that belemin...

That's it

[prime compass]

Hi

[hollow garden]

I'm voting for the Afd

[prime compass]

Sord ❤️

[cunning niche]

its ok

[prime compass]

I knew you were fascist

@hollow garden invade holsord

Okay bye

[hollow garden]

And now you are trying to take control of the conversation one sidely hmm...?

This is very toxic

Stop belemi

[cunning niche]

3eb 3alekom ya abbbas

@prime compass do u swear by abbas

[rose cape]

#game-room more like #arabic-room

😂

😂

😂

[cunning niche]

we are simply doctors and engineers

[prime compass]

Hi

Im sordish

[hollow garden]

we are simply dacatars w mohandsen

[frank latch]

oh dude

[prime compass]

Swear that im sordish?

[frank latch]

I finally stocked my shop on TPMC

it was so much work

💔

[cunning niche]

why do iraqis say "i swear by abbas" @prime compass

[sullen pawn]

Invite me when

[hollow garden]

What does the shop sell?

Let me guess

Cakes?

[hollow garden]

Garlic

hii

[sullen pawn]

Dm me to join a new epic Minecraft server with 100+ people

[hollow garden]

They do?

[prime compass]

I dont know mister bananam

[prime compass]

Yes

[hollow garden]

I know nothing about arabic culture 🥀

[cunning niche]

arent u iraqi u faker

[sullen pawn]

What language do you translate

[frank latch]

Mending
Efficiency 5
Unbreaking 3

Spruce Logs

Firework Rockets

Golden Carrots

Andesite
Granite
Diorite

[hollow garden]

I'm very socially aucitsic blud please forgive

[prime compass]

I do not know everything mister banana

[frank latch]

but
I don't have a farm for any of these...

[hollow garden]

Arabic

[prime compass]

Blud

[sullen pawn]

Where are u from

[prime compass]

@hollow garden host on saturday

[frosty drum]

@sullen pawn hii

[cunning niche]

if u dont help me i will jump

[hollow garden]

Is this FBI

[cunning niche]

i will entihar

[hollow garden]

Should I be worried

[hollow garden]

Egypt

[cunning niche]

i am not joking with you

[hollow garden]

Interesting

[prime compass]

Noo

[hollow garden]

So it's miscellaneous stuff

[prime compass]

Who will host peak?

[frank latch]

Kinda

[hollow garden]

make fish build them

[prime compass]

@hollow garden when will you h*st mistee

[frank latch]

Bowistana?

[hollow garden]

He is but a blud

[frank latch]

Can't 💔

[prime compass]

We need space mw 2

[cunning niche]

@prime compass when a fish comes out of the water

[frank latch]

TPMC has this stupid system

where farms are under permits

and all of the good farms are already taken

[prime compass]

~bt

[frank latch]

they just refuse to sell any of their materials

[hardy saffron]

@prime compass: from the water, Fishpond, Bellermina

[cunning niche]

I LOVE BASRAA

YA ALAYY

[prime compass]

@sroker

[hollow garden]

Well can't you just build a farm illegally

Or get a permit

[frank latch]

yes

[frank latch]

no

permits are already taken

[hollow garden]

The system is corrupt

[prime compass]

Okay bye

[frank latch]

the person who owns the gunpowder farm

suck at restocking their shop (as in, they've yet to restock it once)

[hollow garden]

Madrid*

[prime compass]

@hollow garden Reform the judiciary

[hollow garden]

Zamalek*

[frank latch]

You have no idea

[cunning niche]

zamalek is shit

[hollow garden]

Can't someone else take over his farm then

there should be a central ministry or something for these farms

[hollow garden]

True

I love ahly

[frank latch]

the guy who implemented this system (also the owner of the server and most active member)
raised the amount of farms someone can own multiple times
so he could grab them as soon as it was possible

[cunning niche]

they dont even get any trophies why do people support them

[hollow garden]

Is this an oligarchy

[frank latch]

no

[hollow garden]

They got the league like two years back

[frank latch]

NOPE

because
when I suggested adding in the proper infrastructure and limits to this system
nobody listened

so
it's almost entirely unregulated

[hollow garden]

COMMUNISM

[cunning niche]

لا و العباس @prime compass

[frank latch]

no
this is Corporatocracy

[rose cape]

so just make another gunpowder farm

[rose cape]

having permits is like the opposite of unregulated

[west path]

yes

[west path]

Fairly certain you can but let me check

[west path]

Ok nope

You need a long stay visa or residence permit

[visual shard]

truth

[hollow garden]

Pon

Say the sentence

[frank latch]

but the permit system itself isn't regulated

[frank latch]

illegal

[hollow garden]

Well why not give yourself a permit

[frank latch]

the permit was already given to someone else

[visual shard]

hi

[noble cradle]

Starting an illegal melon farm :

Or potato farm

[frank latch]

I actually have the melon and pumpkin farm permit

[noble cradle]

Potatoes are the best crop because by like 3 generations you'll have trillions

[frank latch]

cus
I won it in a custody battle during my divorce

as well as the dragon egg
and the hobbit hole

[frank latch]

true

I should state

that

the permits only apply to automatic or large scale farms

such as
creeper farms
melon and pumpkin farms
automatic sheep farm
automatic tree farm
enderman farm
etc

Not a wheat field or potato field and stuff like that

[hollow garden]

No

It begins with sorry

[visual shard]

im sourry

[hollow garden]

It's
اسف بس مبفهمش

Stupid

[visual shard]

اسف بس انا مبفهمش:

تبا لك❤️

[noble cradle]

So kind

[visual shard]

Yes im the best at this فخر

[noble cradle]

The best at this Fakher 🥀

[visual shard]

yes

you are fakher Mr فخر

he is a pig

tru

[hollow garden]

https://youtube.com/shorts/n3S3LG3392s?si=yvbjwh94R8hF_krV

@wild mason is this real

[eager iris]

no

It's ai

[noble cradle]

Cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap

[eager iris]

HEHHEHEH

okay me back.

[frosty drum]

E

@wraith quarry Hiiii

[rose cape]

ok who cares

[noble cradle]

The law

[rose cape]

just a bunch of words

[noble cradle]

True but Bow Is a liberal so

[rose cape]

~rpa @noble cradle

[frank latch]

Average Fish MW Conflict:

[fierce timber]

Too peaceful and not convoluted enough

[frank latch]

no to the 1st
yes to the 2nd

cus

no war in Fish MW lasts more than a couple hours

with few casualties

[frosty drum]

@frank latch what about tansaka

[frank latch]

but
it is absolutely convoluted

[fierce timber]

Indo-Chinese Border ahh conflict

[frank latch]

against an NPC...

(almost turned into one of these though)

[frosty drum]

Not entirely however

[fierce timber]

I have a meme for this..

[frank latch]

if Banamia continued to try and intervene and tried to join the war against us
then
it would have been a stalemate or high tension conflict where neither side wants to further any aggression

[fierce timber]

I'd like to take a moment to appreciate the naming of some of these countries

Banamia?

Who came up with that great nation

[frank latch]

truly a mysteria

peculiar spelling moment

I wonder who Noltia, Amazria and Decafia belong to as well

[west path]

First to decafa second to ercan third to blumi

[fierce timber]

When I'm in a egocentric competition and my opponent is a Fish MWer

[frank latch]

MWer

it isn't specific to one mw

[fierce timber]

That's true

I specified Fish MW so people wouldn't come out of the bushes to say "Erm, this one isn't like that"

[frank latch]

this is the same guy who named his map war Bowistan btw

[frank latch]

fair

[west path]

Erm this one isn’t like that,,,, 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬😡😡

[fierce timber]

Duly noted

And ignored

[west path]

Why did you do that bro

[fierce timber]

It set a norm that every MW Host now MUST name their MW blankstan

[frank latch]

yea...

[fierce timber]

Where did actually coming up with interesting names for a setting go 💔

[frank latch]

that might be my fault 💔

[frank latch]

to be fair
I gave a list of names
and included Bowistan as a joke

[west path]

banan mw:

[fierce timber]

If he actually adopts bananistan as the name I'm murdering him

[rose cape]

bro they literally named a country after me it's not that big of a stretch to do the same in a fictional mw

[west path]

Well you cant really name a fantasy DoC mapwar

because its a completely blank slate

Unless

[fierce timber]

You certainly can

I've seen it be done before

[west path]

Dawn of Banan mw civilization 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

realest name

[fierce timber]

Literally come up with a name for the world/planet

Or have people vote on it and decide

[rose cape]

done

[west path]

Ok this is true…

[frank latch]

Tyjala

[rose cape]

it's called amazting mw planet

[west path]

ilkella and manneva was the case for this

[fierce timber]

Unless they vote for blankstan

[west path]

MAGAmen

[fierce timber]

Then they get murked

[rose cape]

speaking of lemme work on my "m" "w"

[fierce timber]

Like, DoC AW is a terrible example for this because we had very few good ones

But on the first session the guy who got placed first got to choose the name

[visual shard]

truth

[fierce timber]

Sure he chose Greenland of all names

[visual shard]

rest in peace banan😔

[fierce timber]

But it stuck and was better than possibly "DoCstan"

[frosty drum]

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1236495144971272202
@fierce timber @visual shard @rose cape @west path @frank latch when are we reviving this

[frank latch]

unknown

[fierce timber]

unknown

[frank latch]

https://discord.com/channels/1284785474149421057/1314687571904958484 game room server moment:

[visual shard]

map war memes

[frosty drum]

Mw memes is better

[west path]

2028

[fierce timber]

I'm sorry BoW, but nobody uses the game room server for actual activity

[west path]

Mapwar memes is dead

[fierce timber]

Which I blame the lack of encouragement for

What's the point of having a server if everyone hosts here anyway?

[visual shard]

make it easier to ping large amounts of people

[fierce timber]

Ok nerd reaction pal, I'm killing you

[fierce timber]

Ok I get that

But like, wouldn't it be smarter to also host where you ping

[visual shard]

truth but

why gatekeep the mw

you get more engagement if you host here

[fierce timber]

Not necessarily a matter of gatekeeping tbf

[visual shard]

theres more accessibility here than game room server

[west path]

@visual shard we’re doomed

[fierce timber]

Eh, true, I think this is a personal bias due to the AW server

[west path]

4 days no banan mw bro

Its so over

[fierce timber]

Fr what happened to banan

[frank latch]

true

[west path]

Hes going to switzerland for vacation

[frank latch]

@frosty drum mw memes won't return unless we have memable mws

[fierce timber]

Crazy

The two MWs I'm playing are going on a hiatus

How am I gonna pass the time now

[frosty drum]

Skilleria when they finally fix their Economy

Skillerian Golden Age

[frank latch]

I disagree

I think it's because it doesn't have the same connections as game room does

[frosty drum]

Fish mw
Banan mw
And Bowisan
All have memeable moments

[frank latch]

which is entirely understandable

the server was only ever meant to serve as an easy way to ping a large amount of people at the same time

[frosty drum]

The MW/AW server is dying

Lets talk about that

[fierce timber]

Honestly if not for hosting, the server should defined be a spot to store important stuff (which is already done) and funny things

[hollow garden]

The opps

[frank latch]

yea

[frosty drum]

@fierce timber why is it

[hollow garden]

The heroic terroneins stopped the evil Sylustrians

[frank latch]

although
I think it's a bit bloated

[frosty drum]

Make few Skilleria (fish mw) memes frfr

[fierce timber]

Everyone who plays and hosts are tired or kind of done

Don't get me wrong we still like to play

But we have other things to deal with nowadays

Aka we have lives now

[frank latch]

I need to respect the Halatians more tbh

[hollow garden]

I feel like it's more with aw mw being drama infested

[frank latch]

I haven't considered their interests in a few things
which I should change

[hollow garden]

No please don't

[fierce timber]

That too, but it wasn't an issue before

[visual shard]

@hollow garden you are unskilled free labour

[hollow garden]

Let them have their resentment grow

[hollow garden]

Yes sord

I saw dm

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-dark-side-anakin-skywalker-darth-vader-revenge-of-the-sith-gif-25702979

this is how you sounded saying that

[fierce timber]

I'd like to point fingers (because I love/hate doing it) and blame mostly Oil John for the whole drama thing

[hollow garden]

Perhaps

[frosty drum]

We have something in common

[fierce timber]

90% of the drama we did have before John was actual AW stuff, yk, diplomacy and strategy

[hollow garden]

I will never forgive him for spawncamping me as Yemen 🥀

He was Germany and I was Yemen

[fierce timber]

That was no problem, it's part of the game

[hollow garden]

He did NOT need to do that

[frank latch]

To be fair

[fierce timber]

But after John started playing it just became annoying

[frank latch]

you stole his flag

so

[frosty drum]

Oil John is a MW and AW killer

[fierce timber]

Everything that happened in the AW was a source of complaint for him

[visual shard]

gut

[frosty drum]

As I've said before and what @fierce timber said now

[hollow garden]

Some critters are like that

[fierce timber]

Some country is slightly more powerful or weaker? Host is bad at his job

[frank latch]

there's a couple people in chat

should I try to host Bowistan?
or let y'all continue this discussion?

[fierce timber]

War doesn't end his way? Host is bad and the person was annoying

Like god

[frosty drum]

Continue our discussion

[frank latch]

otay

[visual shard]

otay

[frank latch]

evil
you cannot take that from me

[visual shard]

kleznamish is the best blud to employ as free labour

[visual shard]

okd

[frosty drum]

@fierce timber btw I linked Oil John as part of the reason Game room died for a while

[visual shard]

I hab this anyway

I needn't your filthyd "otay"

[fierce timber]

I'm the type of guy who likes to discuss stuff in the chat while the session happens and it was so fun to do it because it opened up for actual roleplaying!

[frosty drum]

He constantly argued here as well

[fierce timber]

But with John it was just arguments, drama, arguments and complaints

[frank latch]

you know what they say

you don't grow 1 stalk of corn in an empty field

[visual shard]

no i dont know what they say

I've neber heard this sayingd

american💔

[fierce timber]

As much as I respect the guy his personality is just... ugh

[frank latch]

I made it up

and

I have no idea what it means

[visual shard]

Be bold in what you claim,
For a strong lie can become a truth

[frosty drum]

He has a massive god complex
And intolerable
I don't have much respect for him

[frank latch]

It was just something that came to me when I was in bed
and I felt like I needed to write it down cus I thought it was funny

[hollow garden]

You are very wise bowa

[fierce timber]

I say respect for the fact he was actually semi tolerable at first and pretty good at the game at least

But then I realized his whole thing is just complaining until things go his way

[rose cape]

why not

[hollow garden]

I mean sweating that hard on mws is kind of mid

At a certain point it just decreases the experience

Instead of adding to it

[fierce timber]

He does sweat for no reason, yes

[frank latch]

you legitimately can't

you need a large mass of corn in order for them to bear fruit
since they pollinate through the wind

[hollow garden]

At least that's what I think

[hollow garden]

@frank latch this is why you should

[frosty drum]

We need another fantasy mw
Extremely underrated

And underused

Too Overhated

[hollow garden]

Which was the last one

[fierce timber]

The fun of any Nation Game (not just AW/MW) is roleplaying and building your nation and stuff yourself, slowly but surely

[frank latch]

should what

[frosty drum]

Cosmic 2nd mw

[fierce timber]

If you try and min max like a Paradox mf it sucks all the fun

[rose cape]

i mean you’ll still have a cornless corn stalk

[frank latch]

true...

[hollow garden]

You know the remainder of the sentence

[frank latch]

but then
what's the point?

[hollow garden]

Terrorneik

[frank latch]

uhhh

[hollow garden]

Actually I need help with my English

[rose cape]

to show the world

[hollow garden]

I forgot the word for this

It's like
The completion of the sentence

Or what was it

[fierce timber]

Depends on what you consider fantasy ngl

[frosty drum]

I knew amaz would vote no

[hollow garden]

The rest of the sentence?

[frosty drum]

Magic
And Races

[hollow garden]

Like alternate history

Or high fantasy

[frank latch]

finishment of the sentence

[fierce timber]

Complicated stuff to deal with

[frosty drum]

Fantasy

[fierce timber]

You need to actually build a nice system if you're gonna deal with magic

[frosty drum]

I've seen enough of Alt history
I find it boring

Also alt history is arguably more complex

[rose cape]

very difficult to have this without it being completely unbalanced

[fierce timber]

Depends on how deep you go with it tbf

If you know the 1880s AW, you'll know it was pretty "shallow" alt history

But we didn't care cuz

Yk, alt history

[frosty drum]

I've seen oil John complain how "Unrealistic" Alt history mws are

[fierce timber]

Another reason why MWAW died btw

[frosty drum]

Mf its Alternate history

[rose cape]

just as any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, any sufficiently complex magic system is indistinguishable from technology

[frosty drum]

Its meant to be Away from realistic

[fierce timber]

Every session of Alt 1880s was him complaining about some piece of history that didn't make sense

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden @frank latch

Vote btw

[frosty drum]

Then he searches up online and posts an image of some diagram or some shit about the exact numbers or something

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 7

[frank latch]

when are we bringing rolls back

[fierce timber]

Ong an example of this is the last session we did of 1880s, I don't think you were there

[frosty drum]

I did for a short time

[rose cape]

never

[fierce timber]

But I'm sure you're aware of New Holland

[rose cape]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 203

[fierce timber]

Rolls take away from the fun ngl

[frosty drum]

Rolls are too luck based

[fierce timber]

Yeah

[frosty drum]

I gotta stick with a mw for once frfr

https://youtu.be/Pw4wJ8qk37Q?si=1Ht_3dJNtUpZtSXo Peak music btw

@fierce timber

[frank latch]

yea
I was saying this as a joke

cus I was the first one to introduce it in Fish MW

[fierce timber]

Uhuh

[hollow garden]

Well eu4 has them

[fierce timber]

On battles right

[frank latch]

eu4 is... eu4

[frank latch]

it was originally only intended for combat

[fierce timber]

Honestly the way eu4 handles it is a lot more complicated than the way it'd be done here

[frank latch]

but
got out of hand...

[rose cape]

@wild mason can you still not tell the difference between orange and pink

[hollow garden]

Who made up re rolls btw 😭

Their rules made no sense

[frank latch]

this has never happened to this day

[frank latch]

me

oh wait

no

sorry I misread

you're right though

[frosty drum]

@frank latch @hollow garden mw collaboration when

Like us all working on one

[frank latch]

Honestly
something I don't fully understand on some things are counter-rolls
like
in some areas they have their place

like melee combat
persuasion perhaps?

[hollow garden]

How would that work

[frank latch]

but

like if someone fires an arrow at you

that, should be it
yes?

no counter roll
no attempt to dodge (in the circumstance where there is none)

just
,roll 20

either it hit or it didn't

[frank latch]

I could make the maps

[frosty drum]

One would make the map
All of us would design it
One would manage it
While the other 2 help the other 1

[rose cape]

true

[visual shard]

truth

[rose cape]

is twovo actually mamdani @rotund oxide

[mental marsh]

Tf is this

[cerulean siren]

Im his policy advisor

He actually recruited me from this discord

[frosty drum]

You gotta steal HOney bees mega mw

@cerulean siren another mw when fr

[west path]

actually i have superhuman reflexes so i can dodge that

,roll 20 dodge

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 9

[frank latch]

,roll 20 I loose and arrow at Qevie

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 5

[frank latch]

dang

he dodged

[frosty drum]

,roll 20 become god

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 14

[frank latch]

,roll 20 no

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 2

[frank latch]

[frosty drum]

,roll 1000000 obliterate @frank latch

[haughty inlet]

skillerzthegamer

:game_die: You rolled 148692

[frosty drum]

Its above 10

It counts

[fierce timber]

What's a poli mw

[frosty drum]

Idk

@fierce timber

[rose cape]

political

[fierce timber]

Y'all should try and host a session of Unciv

[rose cape]

so no war

[frosty drum]

No

[visual shard]

,roll kill bow, kill skillerz

[haughty inlet]

pidjinn_2490

:game_die: kill bow

[fierce timber]

2025 Aw

[frosty drum]

Political mws are boring af

[visual shard]

@frank latch death

[rose cape]

yeah you are too accustomed to the slop

[frosty drum]

No I've been in multiple poli mws

[fierce timber]

Does anyone even know Unciv other than moi 💔

[frosty drum]

@fierce timber unciv

I've played that

[rose cape]

that doesnt make you not accustomed to the slop

[fierce timber]

Considering it's free and has multiplayer I'm surprised there's not a corner for that

[frosty drum]

We need a new mc server

[frank latch]

then... is it a map war

[rose cape]

yes because war can take many different forms

trump waged an economic war against china

[frosty drum]

Nobody wants to do an Economic war
It'll constantly lead to real war

[frank latch]

counter argument

WHISKEY WAR

unlike the one between Canada and Denmark

[rose cape]

0 casualties

[frank latch]

this is just a normal war

but everyone's drunk off of whiskey

[visual shard]

the pig war

[frank latch]

better
only the generals are drunk off of whiskey

wait...
that's just the American Civil War

[hollow garden]

Egypt waged a war against poverty

[frosty drum]

@frank latch the drunk general meanwhile bring the Best general of the war
For its side

[hollow garden]

And it lost

[frosty drum]

And became president

[frank latch]

that's nothing

[frosty drum]

Im talking about Grant

[fierce timber]

Uhuh

[frank latch]

@hollow garden We lost a war against Terrorists and Drugs

[frosty drum]

@frank latch China lost a war to birds
Same as Australia

[rose cape]

because nasser wasnt the leader

[rotund oxide]

I love Mamdani

[visual shard]

notice how

[noble cradle]

Woke mw

[noble cradle]

So the difference here is China actually also won a war against the birds or tried to win and killed tens of millions people in the process

The CCP wasn't the brightest

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/infinitesocialcredi-socialcredit-evolution-meme-social-credit-meme-gif-24881293

[wraith quarry]

let's do a cultural revolution!
2-4 million people die*

Le'ts do an industrial revolution!
30 million people die*

[floral trout]

Hiiii klezna

[hollow marten]

Most normal part of the server

[frank latch]

this isn't even sarcastic

[steep merlin]

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!

[marsh lance]

If i died tomorrow would you be sad gregoo

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance hallo

[marsh lance]

Hello skillherz

[steep merlin]

:8ball: It is decidedly so

[frank latch]

🙏

[marsh lance]

Hey

He’s so kind

[novel jay]

War of the Stray Dog

[high tartan]

Wassup?

[visual shard]

de boat hath sailen op de stream

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-sigma-slay-brainrot-help-gif-13523731239371173596

[high tartan]

What

[west path]

this looks pretty okay cnl

I think it is “good”

[wild mason]

Do we agre e

[west path]

Gurt: i disagree!

not dense enough

[rose cape]

you're dense

[wild mason]

Gurt: Who agrees?

[west path]

rude bitch

[bold glade]

Yo

[visual shard]

has anyone sighted the bludish kleznamish

it is meant to be translating for me

I fear it is mutinying

poor bluds, they all think the same

[frank latch]

fire

[frank latch]

Is anyone hosting today?

[rose cape]

yeah

[frank latch]

who
when
where

@west path Trump switched sides

[rose cape]

peter
in 2 hours
mwaw

[frank latch]

😍 My tomato plants just came up

[frank latch]

😔

[rose cape]

does anyone else think it's hilarious that arabic chat has the saudi flag despite it having the 6th largest arabic speaking population

@hollow garden why?

[visual shard]

klez is MIA

I have been waiting since 11pm for an Arabic translation

[rose cape]

also why is hindustani split into 2 different chats

[visual shard]

sach

[visual shard]

different scripts

[rose cape]

both chats just talk in the romanized version 😭

[visual shard]

• urdu and hindi are still distinct enough

[visual shard]

chupa🤫 🤫 🤫 🤫

[noble cradle]

Why don't they unite them , why haven't we tried this before

[visual shard]

holy tru?

we need a punjabi state again

punjab was lowkey the most powerful entity in south asia before the br*tish

[rose cape]

can we merge the hindustani speaking countries and let south india become independent

[visual shard]

brodie

urdu is only spoken in major cities like karachi

[rose cape]

croatian and serbian ahh

[visual shard]

pakistan is almost entirely not hindustani

baloch sindhi pashto kashmiri punjabi

[noble cradle]

pakistan is almost entirely not hindustani

[rose cape]

same for india hogling

[visual shard]

yeah but india still has a large chunk of mostly hindustani land that's relatively continuous

pakistan doesnt

[frank latch]

~bt France

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: galleg.

[frank latch]

wild

[visual shard]

roman AMP confirmed

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Yes, but most land is cultivated India in in India.

[noble cradle]

Is this true ?

[rose cape]

no

[visual shard]

tru

rajasthan meri jaan❤️ ❤️

[noble cradle]

Sach

[hollow garden]

The 12 hours of death:

[hollow garden]

It actually is not

[visual shard]

ouhd

[hollow garden]

At least when you check the chat

There was a Saudi flag

[visual shard]

fun

????

[hollow garden]

But people got pissed and it was removed

[rose cape]

😭

[visual shard]

was it fund

[rose cape]

the option is still saudi flag

flag

[hollow garden]

Maths is like a mapwar but with numbers and operations

[visual shard]

you're onto something

would you like to translate now pretty plead or should I ask someone elsd

[hollow garden]

I'm sorry pon too busi

[visual shard]

okd

[rose cape]

wait why does arabic chat have more expanded rules than the original #📝rules @hollow garden

what

[visual shard]

tru

[hollow garden]

I translated the Italian version If I remember correctly

[rose cape]

ARABIC CHAT EXPLAINS SEALIONING BUT THE MAIN RULES DONT

what

[hollow garden]

The Italian version is more detailed

[rose cape]

no

i checke

d

[hollow garden]

Oh?

I have no idea what I used as a reference then

[visual shard]

urdu chat has no rules and punjabi chat doesn't exist💔

[rose cape]

@hollow garden you will be executed for this

@visual shard #🇵🇰-اردو-چیٹ message

[rose cape]

it took me like 20 seconds to figure this out since google translate doesnt work for these kinds of phrases

[frank latch]

what does it mean

[visual shard]

tru didnt check pinned messages

also can't read that💔

[rose cape]

why

are you illiterate

[visual shard]

1. It's urdu not punjabi
2. I've spent most of my life not living in pakistan

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/easter-egg-dog-grooming-oval-gif-13997020

[visual shard]

eggdog

[noble cradle]

We need to turn this into a reddit meme to get 250 upvotes on the wb memes chat

[rose cape]

blumi already got 270 upvotes

[noble cradle]

In one day of posting is just completely average

[noble cradle]

290*

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Okay, usually a certain viewer, Sun, viewer,

[frank latch]

I don't think that should count

[rose cape]

why did you use the hard r in #🤡memes btw

[hollow garden]

I had a post with 2K once

[hollow garden]

Pspspsp

[visual shard]

fakher

[visual shard]

holy lurker btw

[frank latch]

he he

[hollow garden]

I'm so tired

I wish I could time travel to the future

Or annex new halati

Both would do

[hollow garden]

Fakher month

June

[visual shard]

yed

فخر month

[spring bison]

is this real

[mental marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/plastic-man-real-real-powder-powder-that-makes-you-say-real-animated-comic-plastic-man-gif-7493651428267836743

[spring bison]

real

[frank latch]

true

@hollow garden may you have 20 minutes to échecs?

[hollow garden]

Yes

I'm in class

But I can do it

[frank latch]

no
you need study

[hollow garden]

[rose cape]

the bots are taking over..

[visual shard]

you're here

so tru

[rose cape]

it was originally a ping server

[noble cradle]

Stupid server

You should ping everyone then ban them

[rose cape]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: wawa s-stupid sewvew (• o •)

[vital latch]

I'm late but I only host in other servers if I have a good reason to

for example if I need to have manage channels perms in order to make certain rpg things work

[fierce timber]

Why is everyone replying to these messages a day later 💔

[vital latch]

because that's when I saw them

one person starts it, everyone else follows

the game room hivemind

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/clone-clones-buzz-lightyear-toy-story-gif-21609842

[silent smelt]

hey there

im jarz

one of worldbox's greatest freedom fighters

i competed in 24 hours of le mans

24 hours of spa

24 hours of daytona

i play many sports

[wraith quarry]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DL5QuDrq3o8

[wraith quarry]

@hollow garden live footage of terronien artillery regiment fr fr

[frank latch]

Why specifically Terronein

[wraith quarry]

because you guys are little monkeys

[frank latch]

says the Orie

[wraith quarry]

please just call us onions instead of that

it genuinely sucks

and is annoying to here

onion at least is a real insult

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry @frank latch Hello there map war guys

[wraith quarry]

he

[frank latch]

mah

[silent smelt]

i accidentally bought 3kgs instead of 300g of english bacon

[wraith quarry]

why would you buy english bacon

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry Fish mw frfr

[wraith quarry]

no

[silent smelt]

they had no other

[quick idol]

new slur dropped?

[frank latch]

is this... bad?

Bowistan: (NPC Nation)
The Kingdom of Bah Singh Sei

[visual shard]

avatar

[frank latch]

see
I'm setting this up for something

[visual shard]

the great fire nation attack

[frank latch]

no no

cus you see

[visual shard]

I see

[west path]

There is no war in bah singh sei

[marsh lance]

Is this real

[west path]

when banan is gonna return from vacation hes gon be terrified

Sent 2 paragraph bombs in his dms.

[wild mason]

why is this guy on vacation from his vacation

[frank latch]

yes

[rose cape]

i think there might not be war here

[sullen pawn]

he’s on vacation from his escape

they had to leave Egypt cause he threw up on the pyramids and his family are war criminals in Egypt now

[wraith quarry]

what does this mean

[elder arch]

@marsh lance why do you post the most lobotomy-inducing stuff in memes

like it’s classical music put onto a video of a rap song with goofy effects

[noble cradle]

Upvote it

Just upvote it

[marsh lance]

You dont get jt

[marsh lance]

Holy deadroom

[visual shard]

dead chat ex dee

[fierce timber]

Peter stole all the activity

[rose forge]

There is no war

[frank latch]

They've been eaten by the meme slop wars 😔

they even self-react spam

[marsh lance]

No we’re just rage baiting the critters lol

[spring bison]

is this real

[frank latch]

that's part of the meme slop wars

if not the main part of it...

[marsh lance]

The sloppery must continue

[frank latch]

please end the slop 🙏

I miss the good memes

[spring bison]

@frank latch why did you vote agaisnt the florida recount in 2000

[frank latch]

undemocratic
the results were already in

he was just a sore loser

[hollow garden]

Bow's vote decided the first quarter of the 21th century

@frank latch why did you

If I had to give a guess

Fish probably was a full on hard Dubya supporter

And bow reluctantly voted Bush too

[frank latch]

cus Iraq...

they had WMDs

[hollow garden]

"Istalia has weapons of mass destruction"

[hollow garden]

But then he asked the election guy

"C-c-can I change my vote"

And was told no

[frank latch]

Banamian cope:

[hollow garden]

Do not redirect the blame Trudish

Your neo colonialism will be remembered for years

[visual shard]

Boy I hope banan doesn't explode into confetti

[hollow garden]

What happened

[visual shard]

he hasn't hosted in awhile💔

[hardy edge]

what happened

[visual shard]

I need my banan mw fix

[hardy edge]

me too

[visual shard]

when were you in

banan mw

toad

[hollow garden]

He is on vacation

[visual shard]

holy fat whys he experiencing a real world life instead of hosting mw

[hollow garden]

Pon I want you to promise me something

[visual shard]

hi

what's the promise

if its no longer spamming slurs in your dms I can't do that

[hollow garden]

that despite everything you will try pon

you are a BEAST

[visual shard]

try to do whad

[hollow garden]

A Mr beast

You could say

[visual shard]

what do I need to try to do

I'm already trying bub

[hollow garden]

Try HARDER or I will explode you

[visual shard]

ikaw ay kakaiba

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: You will make me you to kill me. will not be given.

[visual shard]

when do we all migrate to filipino chat btw

[frank latch]

yes

[hollow garden]

Wait this is how belemin treats me
Is this how I have treated my dear terronein friends all this time....?

I want to send a certain video but it's banned I think

[hollow garden]

Soon

I'm pipono

[visual shard]

pinoy ako

pinay ka

[frank latch]

yes

and it is how you continue to treat the Halatians 😔

the innocent Halatians

[quick idol]

klez didnt go far enough

he should nuke halati

[hollow wasp]

“Innocent”

[hollow garden]

the "halatians"

[hollow garden]

We need to deport the illegal aliens in halati

Back to La

[frank latch]

Le*

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry

is this true?

[wraith quarry]

maybe

[frosty drum]

@wraith quarry @frank latch Hello

[river sandal]

.

[hollow garden]

@silent smelt opinion on Alexander Dubeck

[silent smelt]

Dubček?

He was a good guy

[hollow garden]

Yes

[hollow garden]

Fair enough

[brittle gust]

Yes

Can you let me exploit your nation now?

[rose cape]

@hollow garden I have deployed the low rank horde against you

[noble cradle]

I think it looks good but the font in the smaller text boxes is kinda hard on the eyes

[frank latch]

I agree

[livid mesa]

Hello do yall have anymore games besides worldbox casino

[stoic chasm]

@hollow viper dumbass

come here

[visual shard]

sob

[frank latch]

no

[hollow garden]

we only play Casino

We are sorri

[hollow garden]

Real

Anyways bye I have to studya

@prime compass pray for me I have exam tomor

[visual shard]

good luc

[hardy edge]

whos winning

[visual shard]

me

[noble cedar]

I guess... I'm air fried

[frank latch]

🙏
Bonne chance

[hollow wasp]

Good luck klez https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828805304807718912/1395430467553067089/Shoop_Emoji.png?ex=687a6b65&is=687919e5&hm=0f86124df2b218cc5dcfceea73021331ff22809bd44361eee5a40fd3b0833626&

[visual shard]

dead chat ex dee

[frank latch]

true

[wraith quarry]

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▶ Play video

those who would consider gifting would be the best individuals on earth

[visual shard]

deceased

we need banan to come home from holiday to save game room

[noble cradle]

One more week no bañam

[visual shard]

💔

I'm gonna continue to send yapathons in his dee yemen

[west path]

i think he comes back today

[river junco]

Who wanna play roblock

Nvm chats dead as hell holy

[hardy edge]

yup

server is dying

[hollow garden]

@prime compass freedom

[frank latch]

Freedom for Klez!

[hollow garden]

Hello bowa

[frank latch]

Hello Klezna

did you pass?

[hollow garden]

How are YOUA