🎲game-room

[alpine raft]

it does does it not?

[brittle gust]

Yessir I shall put it on my watchlist

[prime compass]

@brittle gust mister blud

[brittle gust]

Holy shit blue role

[prime compass]

We need to kill some bluds

[brittle gust]

Sure

[silent smelt]

are they cooked

[brittle gust]

What is this game

Seems fun

[cunning niche]

@west path im hosting 4 mins one hour

[frank latch]

you said 9

[brittle gust]

How's silly billy noltia doin

[cunning niche]

i changed it

gotta get up early

tmrw

[brittle gust]

Average new banan W

[cunning niche]

its going good kinda lacks resources

[brittle gust]

I see I see

Eee logs time

O yea I need to have ministries or something

[cunning niche]

bros its the roman times

[brittle gust]

Ooh lemme think cool names for those

[brittle gust]

Yeah it's more just officials appointed for it

I didn't have any name other than ministries

I'm gonna think of better names and systems

This is fun

[cunning niche]

alr

[brittle gust]

Okay uh names

High Warden

Mandator

Lumenary?

[brittle gust]

I've heard that somewhere before I can't remember from where

Hmm

[cunning niche]

idk what a lumenary is

[brittle gust]

It's not an actual word

I think

[cunning niche]

ok

[frank latch]

that doesn't seem like an actual word

[brittle gust]

.

[frank latch]

there's a company called Lumenary

[visual shard]

dead chat xd

[brittle gust]

Something similar to decree maybe?

Writ?

Writgiver?

Writmaster?

Ehh

[visual shard]

@brittle gust qwas

qwad

[brittle gust]

Mandator seems fine

[brittle gust]

Yes?

[visual shard]

i just noticed

[brittle gust]

What's ig

It

[visual shard]

your pfp is upside down klen pfp

I thought

it was idk

deformed bird

[frank latch]

nuh uh

[brittle gust]

Yes lol

It's been like that for a while

[visual shard]

@hollow garden you're FAT

[brittle gust]

Warden of Writs?

Writ-Warden?

Yeah I like that

@cunning niche when's sesh, again?

[cunning niche]

an hour

[brittle gust]

Ok okay

[visual shard]

why so earlyd

[brittle gust]

Why so whiny

[visual shard]

qwas you're getting executed

I'm enquiring

not enwhining

[west path]

So at 10??

oh nvm

Im stupid

I read it as 4mins 4 hours

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714231026183962726/1219713894457671771/20240319_142607.gif?width=509&height=904

[west path]

@cunning niche Rise and shine mr freeman

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

[visual shard]

@cunning niche cuando vai ospitare

devo avere mio MW di banan

[west path]

banan got killed bro

[visual shard]

evil shmungus

[west path]

lowk why is today so dead

[visual shard]

the mod apps killed it

[frank latch]

Where Bananam

does this mean...

[cunning niche]

im here

@brittle gust @west path @visual shard @frank latch

[visual shard]

no

not participating today (trust)

[cunning niche]

grr!

[visual shard]

ok give me a minute though

important things must be done

(it's only important to the mw fleetingly)

[cunning niche]

alpha died

[noble cradle]

Liar

Nvm

[cunning niche]

yep

dont call me a liar!

[cunning niche]

@noble cradle the satrapy wants the peninsula handed to them

/transfered

[noble cradle]

Say no but offer a political marriage using some of our new skillerzian gold between their leader and one of the emperor's daughters

[west path]

wow

why is this so dead cro

[fierce timber]

Hello people

[cunning niche]

i think cuz im abit early

[cunning niche]

HI!

[fierce timber]

Tbf it's monday

[balmy epoch]

@visual shard

[fierce timber]

People get lazy on Monday

[cunning niche]

true

[noble cradle]

Monday in the big 25

Wild take

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-singing-chinese-chinese-singing-dog-gold-gif-3604841700657699631

[visual shard]

don't pmo I have more important things to do

1 secd

ok

[balmy epoch]

ping me when you’re finished

[visual shard]

I need to do action

then I'll be ready

[cunning niche]

ur facing an economic crash!!

the slaves are now free

[west path]

@marsh lance @midnight ocean rise hoglings

you have a banan mw to participate in

[cunning niche]

most of ur industry crashed

[balmy epoch]

industry?

what industry bro

[cunning niche]

like mines

[balmy epoch]

i see

[cunning niche]

and argiculture

yk what i mean

[west path]

@visual shard hey! We found a stone that looks like it came from the sea

it is a deep blue and very large

[silent smelt]

????

[west path]

methinks the paani blessed it

[frosty drum]

I have awakened

[cunning niche]

so

@frosty drum the natives have been quelled but this dosent gurentee any future tensions

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche dms

[visual shard]

ooooo

[silent smelt]

BRO WTF

[visual shard]

may we hab

[frank latch]

bro has such a valid point

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche can i start a new nation now

[cunning niche]

yeah sure

do u wanna start as an npc

or make a new one

[visual shard]

@cunning niche we begin amassing Paani stories to write the Tairaa Jil (holy book)
the opening reads, "In the beginning, there was an endless sea..."

[fresh jewel]

make new one

[visual shard]

religieux

ok @balmy epoch fat E

[cunning niche]

where and hezcode

[west path]

i think… this is proof the paani gods accept us

are we friends now

[silent smelt]

some schizo backbenchers tried to overthrow me and said i put a racist in my cabinet

[visual shard]

hmmm

[silent smelt]

they failed miserably

[visual shard]

"gods"💔

[fierce timber]

Hey how's the map looking

[fresh jewel]

magenta

[fierce timber]

Nevermind found a screenshot

[visual shard]

@west path our religions are basically nearly the same
do you finally realise Saalum is not a god, but a guiding spirit?

[silent smelt]

VOTE HERE TO END BANAM MW

[cunning niche]

alr

[west path]

Nah hes god

🤣🤣

[visual shard]

too far gone😔

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

[visual shard]

but yes @west path

[west path]

Those who know the truth of the universe:

[visual shard]

if you are to devote yourself to the existing trade routes and alliances created by jinnistan

[west path]

The sun is the center of all existence

[visual shard]

to move closer to paaniism

then yes

[noble cradle]

genie stan

[visual shard]

we may be

friends

[west path]

otay

[visual shard]

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-super-truth-nova-truth-meme-gif-16889273424352737553

[visual shard]

and by devote

[west path]

@cunning niche we must send our ships to begin exploring along the coast of the continent

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714231026183962726/1219713894457671771/20240319_142607.gif?width=509&height=904

[visual shard]

I mean devote

!!!!

[fierce timber]

Where is this alpha blud

[noble cradle]

alpha ahh blud

[fierce timber]

In the map

[noble cradle]

hes at the south of the map

[west path]

do you have master chef ingredients for me to buy

[fierce timber]

Mr Antarctic

[west path]

I need to expand my kitchen

[visual shard]

jinnistan cannot be associated with cowards who back down

[west path]

no its a tropic

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

[visual shard]

we must have LOYAL

friends

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/fantastic-mr-fantastic-invisible-woman-human-torch-the-thing-gif-6293013181369359279

[west path]

those who expand their mercantile routes:

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche Mr. Banam, do we have any spices...

[west path]

@cunning niche how has our expedition northwest gone btw (i did that like last session)

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/critter-hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-bird-peculiar-creature-gif-25199506

I see this and i am ready to buy them in bulk.

[cunning niche]

not really

maybe pepper at most

[noble cradle]

ok

[brittle gust]

I hast been summoned

[cunning niche]

@west path

[west path]

MAGAmen

Export resources to my island settlements to help them get a foothold

[fierce timber]

Pee Nation

[west path]

@cunning niche those who snow:

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche I want to open a dye factory in the capital and sell the dyes along our trade routes 🤑 have our dyers experiment with different colors and unique plants or animals or whatever else we can make dye out of native to our area 🤑

[west path]

dye factory? goddayum!!

Billions must buy

[fierce timber]

Why are my reactions lowkey bugged

[noble cradle]

not a modern factory 🤒

[fierce timber]

Ok alarm isn't bugged

[west path]

@noble cradle hey! Can you make red 40

[noble cradle]

hope

[west path]

i need to dye all of my foods an oversaturated red

[cunning niche]

what dyes do u make and how

[fierce timber]

He crushes loaf into dye

[visual shard]

why is jinnistan kinda... peak?

@cunning niche keep using lapis as blue dye for religious imagery btw

[cunning niche]

Sure but the lapis mines are starting to dry out!

[visual shard]

search for alternatives!

[marsh lance]

I have to.. go to work at 2:30

[visual shard]

-# cheap alternatives

[marsh lance]

🥶

[noble cradle]

whatever we can make, preferably like purples and reds and oranges. Make it by boiling and soaking it or mixing it with solvents and just crushing it together idk im not a dye maker

[noble cradle]

work...

in the big 25

[cunning niche]

What time is now

Comgrats

[noble cradle]

12:44

[visual shard]

we lost another one💔

[marsh lance]

1:44…

[noble cradle]

what did the chancellor do

secret decafa chancellor

[silent smelt]

apparently was racist

[visual shard]

secret decafa

[noble cradle]

ping me when Something ever happens

[cunning niche]

I DID

SMTH IS HAPPENING1!1!1!

[noble cradle]

right as i was about t 💔

ok

[cunning niche]

@noble cradle i pinged you when session started

[west path]

proof

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche in order to make up for our lost numbers, have the healthy troops begin hit and run tactics, aswell as continuously laying more traps, assault their food stores and food production sources, here we will starve them out and let them stumble

[cunning niche]

That the satrapy

[noble cradle]

i gave a response

[cunning niche]

Wants controll of the colony

[noble cradle]

i dont know if they accepted or not

[west path]

erm parader

purples are the rarest color in nature

[cunning niche]

reply to it pls

[noble cradle]

exactly

money 🤑 🧠

[west path]

Which means its going to be horribly expensive to make them

[cunning niche]

orange and red is doable but purple is nuh uh

[noble cradle]

Tyrian Misam

[visual shard]

developed religion and writing system🤫 🤫 🤫

[west path]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714231026183962726/1219713894457671771/20240319_142607.gif?width=509&height=904

[west path]

we also have this

?

[visual shard]

counterpoint

[noble cradle]

which is aided by the dye factory and also thats part of what makes it so desirable

[west path]

he forgets that he gets his writing system from me

[cunning niche]

u have a developed religion and a writing system but pids is the best writing system ever

[noble cradle]

it makes very good money

[visual shard]

Tairaa Paaniji!!!!

[cunning niche]

as well

as the qevs

[west path]

qhar

[brittle gust]

@cunning niche
Alright, now, establish a system of 'Writ-Wardens' who will be given a specific directive that they will have to take care of; under the watch of the Sovereign. For example, there can be a Writ-Warden for the management of building and maintaining Breakwaters or there can be Writ-Wardens responsible for collecting specific types of taxes in areas. These will have flexible jurisdictions, that may or may not be bound to a single region. There will be three 'Circles' of Writ-Wardens.
The first will be under the direct supervision of the Sovereign and Dais (the senate equivalent), the second will be the rank below the First Circle Writ-Wardens(first circles may or may not have second circles under them; it is relative to what they need)
The final, third circle will be the Writ-Wardens under the Paramounts of the different governed regions.

Alright, now, set up a Writ-Warden for gathering materials for and building Breakwater structures along the coast.

Finally, expand on my south beyond the channel— mostly for timber and other resources to address my resource shortage. Appoint a Temporary Writ-Warden for this along with a regular warden or two for the settlements.

I'll dm this to you

[west path]

arent my people more literat

[brittle gust]

Alright I eepy now

[cunning niche]

yes BUT hes expanded upon the language and stuff

he sent me dm yap

[west path]

Holdon let me cook

[cunning niche]

they decline

[visual shard]

truth

[brittle gust]

btw can someone send map

[visual shard]

I made the entire script irl btw🤫 🤫 🤫

[cunning niche]

they joined you so they could get the peninsula

[west path]

otay

but like

why?

[visual shard]

because

[west path]

its just language

[noble cradle]

i was,,,, not informed of this

[frosty drum]

E

[brittle gust]

Guys I'm going to make the most detailed government system you would have ever seen in an mw

[visual shard]

hyperfixations can do strange things to you

[brittle gust]

It's gonna be so peak

[west path]

i dont think this really changes anything tbf

its just language

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714231026183962726/1219713894457671771/20240319_142607.gif?width=509&height=904

[brittle gust]

Tomorrow is judiciary or military

[cunning niche]

that was their motive

[west path]

Truthnuke

[noble cradle]

offer them like 15lbs of gold but we control the 3 port cities at the very tip

they can have the rest

[cunning niche]

they want their homeland

[cunning niche]

alr

they agree

[west path]

@cunning niche https://discord.com/channels/@me/1263433155805974530/1391837950249140327 banan if he responded

[visual shard]

@cunning niche begin experimenting with different dishes to find one to represent our nation

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche

[cunning niche]

ur supposed to make it

not me

[cunning niche]

this tactic works but a few get sick

what do u do?

[wild mason]

@cunning niche I am the one who snorbles.

[cunning niche]

do u have an shorbcaine empire

[wild mason]

I may be going back t 😴
But before I do I need to get a little bit of playing in so what's going on with my nation

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche can we start looking for things to make blue dyes with

[marsh lance]

Isolate the men who get sick with the other sick men at camp (if the plague hasn’t killed them already) and continue to stay away from the sick side of camp, have our healthy guerrilla’s live mainly out in the woods they conduct their work in

[silent smelt]

we have a slow king

[cunning niche]

its good but you have a light sickness from the contact with the mainlanders

[cunning niche]

sure you can!

[noble cradle]

blud got small pox 😂 🤒 🤒

[west path]

is cro off work

[marsh lance]

No its 1:55 for me rn

[noble cradle]

the pat critterling has work in 1 hour and thirty minutes

[west path]

is it a 9-5

Oh

otay

[silent smelt]

a

lpha 9

[noble cradle]

or thirty minutes

[silent smelt]

i have a proposition for you

[visual shard]

shhhh🤫 🤫
uuh use dried citrus, some boiled seaweed and roasted nuts
experiment with different types of roasted fish as the main

[west path]

why is this

[wild mason]

I think we should probably find the people who have the weakest symptoms, and we should make them get the children sick,
This will weed out the weak and sickly, and give the ones who can survive a better advantage and resistance.

[west path]

Alien ass starting hour for work

[marsh lance]

Well today im working 3 to.. 8 😢

First day

[noble cradle]

those who work 🙈 l

[west path]

5 hours??? Unbelievable.

[marsh lance]

They gotta get me on the shifts

[noble cradle]

5 hours is slavery

[marsh lance]

Bro wdym

Thats.. normal?

[west path]

So true

[wild mason]

This is eating the time for the roblos... 😢

[noble cradle]

patt dont be a wage slave

start a

[marsh lance]

Im devastated

[noble cradle]

communist revolution

no more wages

[marsh lance]

I’d still have to work buddy

[noble cradle]

nop

[cunning niche]

antiquity vaccine?

hwhild!

[wild mason]

This was a normal thing people did for the longest time 👽

[noble cradle]

natural selection

[west path]

antiquity vaccine but worse

[west path]

works on the same principle as a vaccine tbf

[wild mason]

This practice is where the idea of vaccines came from

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

[wild mason]

🤫 ⏫

[west path]

Fat rabbit does not approve of the shushing emoji

[noble cradle]

blumi will invent the first vaccine

by stealing it

[west path]

Pirate healthcare will be amazing

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

[cunning niche]

okay this is nice

[noble cradle]

pirates get full life insurance and medicaid,,,, checkmate liberal

[cunning niche]

anyways what will u do now that ur married into obamas nation?

[visual shard]

@cunning niche what fish do my people* like the most
-# *my noble judges

[west path]

medicaid… but it covers the whole bill and you pay nothing? Is this socialism?

[noble cradle]

yes

[west path]

Me:

[marsh lance]

Buddy medicaid got cooked

[cunning niche]

@wild mason

[west path]

we are master chefs we can help you cook

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

[cunning niche]

u like cod

[visual shard]

yes but it needs to be authentic jinnistani

[noble cradle]

I cant really think of any pirate nations besdies nassau and they were kind of anarchic but also communal

[west path]

otay but uhh

who cares

[visual shard]

mm cobd
ok make that a national dish called "pecha te rota"

[wild mason]

He wants to be "Annexed" but we don't have the resources for that
We want to push them to swear fealty to us by blood though, even if they run as their own nation effectively
This means they should send us spices, goods, and especially the yellow acrid things that clear the mind

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche have we found blue dyes yet

[cunning niche]

people are a big fan!

[visual shard]

yummers

[west path]

cod as a dish is ☠️

[cunning niche]

@noble cradle u make it from woad

[visual shard]

it's not cod on its own bub

it's dried citrus, roasted cod, roasted nuts and boiled seaweed

[cunning niche]

so basically ur sucking them for resources till u can annex right?

[wild mason]

No??
We don't plan to annex them

[cunning niche]

if i understood correctly?

[visual shard]

@cunning niche have we found a cheaper alternative to lapis for blue dye yet

[wild mason]

The Obama guy's plan is stupidly obvious
"Annex me so I can rebel and take your lands too!"

[cunning niche]

nope

[west path]

Wow this would not go well

[visual shard]

pmo

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche dms!!!

[visual shard]

who cares my people love it!

[cunning niche]

so basically u want them to export u goods

alr

[west path]

Do u have dairy

I need… i need to make gelato…

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

[visual shard]

@cunning niche do I have dairy

[west path]

I will buy some cows from you for 6 crates of hemp

[fresh jewel]

i made a new nation on the other side of the continent btw

no need to worry

[fresh jewel]

👽

[vital latch]

is banan hosting rn

[cunning niche]

yes

[visual shard]

slow down pal I don't even know if I have cows

[fresh jewel]

anyway

[visual shard]

ok

[west path]

Cosmic where are you on the map

[visual shard]

nebermind I have cow

[fresh jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detectors-from-the-hood-be-like-ofn-on-foenam-he-lyin-peeweepurpdrank-gif-17683837285682387552

[vital latch]

I'm some river nation and I am pink

[cunning niche]

@wild mason someone gets in contact with u!

[west path]

6 crates of hemp for 40 cows?

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche I want to start having the emperor and his family wear blue,,, and have the courts start working to invent stories about the color blue being divine because its associated with the skies, and in the skies upon the clouds are heaven, and that the emperors family are descendants of the gods cast down to guide humanity,,, only taking human form. Say the color blue because of this also has healing properties, and start having our courts wear blue as well. Also create some Woad farms owned by members of the Imperial dynasty

[vital latch]

I don't know what the rest of the map looks like by comparison yet though (Not memorized)

[west path]

If theyre all male or all female i will raid your coasts.

[cunning niche]

@wild mason these foos

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

[visual shard]

hmm
deal

[west path]

@cunning niche

[wild mason]

What does this mean and who 👽

[cunning niche]

someone has made ontact u @mugeaters npc

since he hasnt played for like 3 sessions

[vital latch]

@cunning niche Once we've established both basic agriculture and basic mining, move onto trying to improve our artistic efforts by hiring great artists to our court in order to give them the space and materials to make hopefully renowned works.

[fresh jewel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1376395214188449802/1385775775193501807/qhbs3avdiz2c1-1.gif

[visual shard]

@hollow garden we NEED you sir fatty

[cunning niche]

@fierce timber ships ur using ur rivers...

[noble cradle]

🎷 🐫

[fierce timber]

ships are using my rivers?

[noble cradle]

El saxofone del Camello

[visual shard]

@cunning niche begin using rotational cropping to have better land usage

[visual shard]

the saxophone of the camel

[west path]

@visual shard hey! Can i get investment rights in your nation. these should be protected by law and ensured that the conditions of them are upheld

[visual shard]

hmm

what do I get from this in return

[fierce timber]

@cunning niche who's ships are these

[cunning niche]

foreign ships

[fierce timber]

uhuh, can we attempt contact

[cunning niche]

the green nations

[visual shard]

what do I gain mr qev

[prime compass]

uhh

[frank latch]

this is evil

[visual shard]

ban bypass

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche add another layer of mud to my city walls, bending outwards and supported by stakes embedded into the mud, giving the wall a slightly concave shape that prevents them from being climbed.

[west path]

its investment rights 👽

[visual shard]

ioncare

[west path]

I can make enterprises and invest in yours to

develop them

?

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

[prime compass]

@cunning niche
Offer tribes who have fully converted to join my nation as autonomous provinces which will have a priest governor leading that province...

[visual shard]

mutualité

[prime compass]

Rituals n stuff

[cunning niche]

they dont want to

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche dms!!!

[prime compass]

@west path i need a meal mister qevie

[prime compass]

This is war

[visual shard]

@west path idk brodie

I don't want you spreading your false ideas

[cunning niche]

you can! what do u tell them?

[visual shard]

of the sun "god"

[vital latch]

@cunning niche Begin building a relatively large dock (by current standards: big enough to fit the amount of ships we think we're likely to need to harbour.) along the coast of my capital (It's on a river, so the dock will go into the river) to primarily enable: river fishing, more efficent trade, and efficent travel across our country.

[fierce timber]

Try to ask where they're from and what's their business in these parts of the river

[noble cradle]

who up banaming they banamnam

[prime compass]

Well then offer a major alliance between all tribes that follow our faith and us for "religious harmony and unity"

[noble cradle]

@zestychess

[west path]

otay

[visual shard]

no

[west path]

hey buddy. This is just

[visual shard]

nonon

[west path]

business

[visual shard]

idk vro

[west path]

why would i use this for conversion

just kick them out if theyre converting people

[visual shard]

ultimately

everything is about power

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

I need my moolah.

[visual shard]

notice how this makes people dislike me

within my nation

[west path]

The people who would be “converting them” would likely be foreigners

??

[vital latch]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-bandana-dee-elfilin-victory-dance-kirby-dance-gif-25198691

[cunning niche]

they dont want to accept

[west path]

like why are you scared of me trying to use this to spread my faith

[visual shard]

no the people getting converted

[west path]

You can literally do the same to me

Because it is “mutual”

[prime compass]

We need to become imperialist now

[visual shard]

@cunning niche btw how'd my settlement go

[cunning niche]

they say the're from the coastal nation at south of the river and they're just using it to make contact with other nations and wanna use it to trade FOR FREE

[west path]

okay but uhh whats your point here

👽

[prime compass]

100% tariffs!

[visual shard]

I have trust

[west path]

I do not need to convert you to my faith

[visual shard]

complications

[cunning niche]

@midnight ocean competitions...

[fierce timber]

Trade? Across my river? For free?

[west path]

there is no point

[visual shard]

start mining btw

[west path]

Billions must expand the colony

[noble cradle]

~bt BROOOOOOOOOOOO 😂 🤣 ☠️ ts so funny boi! keep doin your laughables twin! 🌹♥️✌️

[cunning niche]

mr paani is colonizing near u

[hardy saffron]

@noble cradle: soon blah blah You are blah ☠️ I am a friend! 😂 Gemini, 🌹♥️✌️ I am so confused. 🤣

[west path]

I lay claim on that land

Get out buddy

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

[cunning niche]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@cunning niche: We know friends When we're nothing. we can't!

[balmy epoch]

we support his colonial ambitions

[west path]

Otherwise i will unleash the hoglings to trample your settlement

[visual shard]

may we come to an agreement qevie

[west path]

that land is MINE

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714231026183962726/1219713894457671771/20240319_142607.gif?width=509&height=904

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche

[visual shard]

you may invest in my nation

but only if

[west path]

nope

[visual shard]

bub

[cunning niche]

why didnt i get a ping for this

[west path]

ok whats your offer

I am, curious

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

[hollow garden]

Guys help

[cunning niche]

this is nice

[hollow garden]

I need your support to become Govenor

The opps are coalescing against me

[brittle gust]

@cunning niche how did the action go
Also! Flowchart!!! I'll make one without watermark later

[west path]

@visual shard mr jinn what is your offer

[visual shard]

ok

[hollow garden]

Do you guys know what's John's alt new name

[visual shard]

so

[cunning niche]

the action was good!

[noble cradle]

what does this mean

[fierce timber]

We'll allow them to pass through the river, but they must pay a tariff for the goods they bring through. @cunning niche
We'll make sure to guarantee their safe passage and easy voyage every time if they agree.

[visual shard]

I will let you invest in my nation IF you let me keep my colony by anaq

[hollow garden]

Is nolt hosting

[brittle gust]

My current government structure

[brittle gust]

No

[visual shard]

and expand a little in future maybe

[brittle gust]

I'm making government

Its

Fuj

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche can I sell my nation to someone else

[brittle gust]

Fun

[hollow garden]

Insane

[brittle gust]

Crazy

[cunning niche]

they dont agree and just use the river ignoring u

[visual shard]

no

[brittle gust]

It's the Nolt Gambit

[cunning niche]

no

[visual shard]

@hollow garden we will eat you

btw

[brittle gust]

Klez come play noltia with me

[hollow garden]

why

[hollow garden]

😳

[prime compass]

@cunning niche uhm
Study herbs for their medicinal properties and use them as ingredients in our food...

And declare the beginning and end of the ritual as a holiday where festivities will be held and people..will have that day off

[fierce timber]

Uhuh, this will be remembered

[prime compass]

@hollow garden governor bron.

[west path]

otay but dont expand it

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

[hollow garden]

The party must stand in line with our position

[prime compass]

grow one stalk of corn in an empty field

[visual shard]

maybe by a few pixels

nothing major

[prime compass]

Your position being a BFF apologist

[west path]

youre getting a max of 6 pixels worth of expansion

[west path]

Let me officially write this deal down

[hollow garden]

What's Noltia's system of government

Is it a republic

[west path]

@visual shard what will we name this agreement

[hollow garden]

@visual shard Govenor Thomas is persecuting me help

[vital latch]

@cunning niche Once the port is set up, try to do the same (but with smaller ports of course) across all notable settlements on the river.
The idea is to make it so that they can more easily transfer goods between eachother, hopefully integrating our economy to make it easier to actually do things with the materials we produce.

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden Hello there

[visual shard]

idk but I'm naming the colony Romaaji

[hollow garden]

I sued him in the court

[visual shard]

death

[hollow garden]

Because he issued an order banning lobbying

And he wants the judges to dismiss the case

He has a lot of influence In the region of superior

And I'm a weak upstart

[hollow garden]

hiii skillerz

[west path]

We should call it the Romaaji agreement then

[wild mason]

Does this feel like a good distribution of large towns/cities for these countries

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche construct many units of project X

[prime compass]

@hollow garden hi mister blud

[hollow garden]

Yes

[visual shard]

truth?

[hollow garden]

Hello belemin

@prime compass how did the war go

[prime compass]

Hello. Hru

[visual shard]

@hollow garden may we buy some project X from you + the blueprints?

[hollow garden]

Did you break encircle

[prime compass]

Idk khalix posts it at random times

[brittle gust]

Oligarchic-administrative republic?

[west path]

The Romaaji agreement

The nations of Jinnistan and Savelia officially declare an agreement with the following terms:

The colony of Romaaji is allowed to exist within Savelian claims and is allowed to expand by 6 land plots (pixels)

And in exchange, the nation of Jinnistan grants Savelia the right to establish and invest into enterprises in Jinnistan.

[cunning niche]

ok guys

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche ok since the stories have had some time to settle and the dye production and farming i want to send "Wave one" of caravans filled with normal trade goods to nations like skillerzia the blue nation in dms and our normal trade partners to advertise and tell stories of the "Imperial Blue" and how its skyrocketed in popularity in Misam and is increasingly rare and how the caravans are soon to get a shipment, then "wave 2" a second caravan with normal goods and some of the dyes and have the caravaneers hype it up there even more, and then send Wave 3 a caravan full of the stuff to sell to the nobles 🤑

[brittle gust]

It's administrative

[cunning niche]

so!

[brittle gust]

It's kinda oligarchic

[cunning niche]

i have a prediciment!

[west path]

@visual shard seems fine?

[brittle gust]

But the sovereign is elected

[frank latch]

honestly
a bit too much tbh
but that's just my opinion

[brittle gust]

Roman-ish?

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche hi

[visual shard]

yed

[visual shard]

roman

[west path]

fixed the spelling

[brittle gust]

But the sovereign isn't elected by the people

[west path]

i gor it wrong

[prime compass]

I dont think this is winnable anymore klez

[brittle gust]

It's the governors and senate equivalent

[cunning niche]

@visual shard paanians are getting sick

[hollow garden]

@rocky linden do you want to help me unseat Govenor Thomas

[cunning niche]

due to the tainted water

[west path]

@cunning niche

[hollow garden]

Interesting

[visual shard]

jinnistanis:

[brittle gust]

How can someone named thomas ever be evil

[hollow garden]

Byzantium electoral?

[visual shard]

@marsh lance executed for this btw

[noble cradle]

Thomas Acnaq

[prime compass]

I should make my head of state a priest

[noble cradle]

THomas decafa

[hollow garden]

Yes

[balmy epoch]

@hollow garden may we buy some project X from you + the blueprints?

[hollow garden]

@cunning niche sell him the blueprints

[hollow garden]

To bee as well

[marsh lance]

What the hell is project X

😭

[west path]

I got ghosted cry

[fierce timber]

Project Y

[noble cradle]

neurotoxin

[brittle gust]

How would that work?

[visual shard]

ok uuh @cunning niche get my tourguides to burn and keep away any infected people before there are major spreads
begin clearing the water and keeping people away

[fierce timber]

Mfs be having secret projects and investments in antiquity 💔

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden can I too buy whatever project X is?

[visual shard]

for what btw I'm not a freeloader

[fierce timber]

Project X is a Nuclear Device that kills worldboxians

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche 🎷 🐫 el saxofone del camello

[brittle gust]

Sweet

[balmy epoch]

@vital latch where are you btw

[cunning niche]

why do i not see paraderd actions

@noble cradle im so sorry

[noble cradle]

its ok

[cunning niche]

this brings big bucks

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche did you see my actions 🥺

[visual shard]

banan no response in under 10 seconds I'm quitting smdh

[vital latch]

@cunning niche Now that our economy is more interconnected, use that leverage in order to begin turning raw resources into stuff that's more useful (ex: copper -> swords)

[vital latch]

pink nation at the north east of the southern continent

[cunning niche]

the people are made

mad

they think ur commiting atrocities

[visual shard]

WHY are they mad

[visual shard]

we are protecting them

[noble cradle]

copper is like the worst possible choice for swords

[balmy epoch]

I see

[noble cradle]

copper is a very weak metal

[vital latch]

how would I know that

[hollow garden]

I'm not sure I'm trying to guess

[hollow garden]

Or is your system more similar to late Roman republic

[vital latch]

chief I don't know which metals what, don't research that

[hollow garden]

Sorry but no

It's top sekret

Bee and pon are my allies

[rocky linden]

Okay what

Did someone ping me

[hollow garden]

Look at how mean he is 😢

[vital latch]

@cunning niche hire someone to pick what metal is used for what instead of me... for parader has pointed out that I don't understand metals

[hollow garden]

Yes me

[visual shard]

ok speech time
"They who have spread this evil to us wish to destroy our glorious nation of Jinnistan. Their evil has corrupted our beautiful water, and now we must prevent it from corrupting us. Their evil passes between us, so it is up to us to protect ourselves and stay close to Paaniji"

[hollow garden]

Did you get your old account back

Or what happened

[rocky linden]

What's up?

[rocky linden]

Nah I didn't

Soooo
Why did u ping me again?

[hollow garden]

I'm the leader of the Superior GOP I'm trying to unseat him

[hollow garden]

I wanted to check on you

How have you been john

Did you conquer our neighbour in that one server btw

[rocky linden]

Ehhhh well
Pretty good

[vital latch]

"phoenix" (doesn't have phoenix in it)

[rocky linden]

Well yes and no

I actually helped another guy claim those

[hollow garden]

Forgive them they are silly goobers

[rocky linden]

Participated in 2 wars

[visual shard]

@cunning niche are they calm now

[hollow garden]

Oh

What happened to our nation

[rocky linden]

Still standing

[hollow garden]

Really?

[rocky linden]

Yup

[hollow garden]

Do you have map

[cunning niche]

slightly

[rocky linden]

Yup

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche lets begin rebuilding Farms and Armories

[visual shard]

don't pmo

[rocky linden]

@hollow garden

[hollow garden]

Amazing

[noble cradle]

what is that yellow nation bro

[rocky linden]

Yup

[noble cradle]

genuinely evil borders

[visual shard]

ok byebye @cunning niche something came up

[hollow garden]

Is this oath of office copycat

[rocky linden]

Rulletber

[balmy epoch]

WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK

[vital latch]

@cunning niche In order to prevent further embarresment due to our shit cooking, attempt to train our courts chefs better and hire a couple notable chefs.

[cunning niche]

ok bye bye!

[brittle gust]

Poor thomas

[rocky linden]

I know

[prime compass]

@cunning niche ok so

Our leader will be the Supreme Mare Priest, who will govern all land that we control and perform the ritual

The senate...will comprise of the Grand Mare Priests who will choose the Supreme Priest once he has either died or resigned. They must have atleast 30 years of experience as a priest and be approved by the members of the senate before being allowed to become a Grand Mare Priest.
They have the power to propose a debate and vote on internal affairs. If a debate passes the senate the Supreme Priest will approve or veto it!

Idk

[brittle gust]

@cunning niche btw don't forget my southern expansion!

Bye

[frosty drum]

@brittle gust hi

[cunning niche]

ok bye!

[hollow garden]

Bye nolta

[hollow garden]

No Govenor Thomas is evil

He has been in office for twenty years

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche I want to start building a commercial fleet with ships fit for sailing longer distances. I also want to start working on creating food fit for potentially long time sailing (hard tack , pemmican)

[prime compass]

Governor Bron

We love Governor Bron

[hollow garden]

But you are not a sord

You have too much Bludish blood

[west path]

@cunning niche did i navigate the whole continent btw

by moving along the coast

[prime compass]

I am very sordish

[hollow garden]

This is kais saimer

[cunning niche]

nope! ur ships have limits vro

[prime compass]

I eat Lachaven Salmon

[west path]

otay but didnt skillerz literally navigate the whole continent

[cunning niche]

no?

[prime compass]

@hollow garden you eat kebji dont you

Dirty blud

[vital latch]

@cunning niche do I have a language yet?

[frosty drum]

I went through something called a "River"

[west path]

how far did we reach atleast

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

[hollow garden]

A good Bludish husband does not do domestic violence

[west path]

Why is this guy acting smart

[frank latch]

~bt

[hollow garden]

Is qevie pirates

[west path]

and snobbish

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: Crimes against people are not in the interest of the violent.

[west path]

no i am ruthless capitalists

[frank latch]

real

[prime compass]

I eat lachaven salmon

You blud

[west path]

Reagan would be proud of me

[frank latch]

this is perfect

[cunning niche]

also now

[frank latch]

@west path do you agree?

[vital latch]

@west path hey... just so you know piracy isn't allowed on this server

[cunning niche]

u did did discover blumi

@west path

[vital latch]

- warn @west path evil pirate

[west path]

Amen

[west path]

Its so over

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/aaasdadasdadada-gif-9110106249522303753

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche dms!!!

[cunning niche]

Uhm guys

Smth came up

I cant host

[frosty drum]

NOOOOOO

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche one last thing before work, uhhh actually idk 😭 im flipping out but uhh can i just build mud walls along the river, this will be my mega projects that i will use later

[balmy epoch]

fuck

[vital latch]

oki bye

[marsh lance]

SHIT!!

Bye bye

[cunning niche]

My brother

Will go hospital

Bye bye

[marsh lance]

Omg

[balmy epoch]

bye

[west path]

otay take your time

[vital latch]

oh shit, I wish him luck

[west path]

may he get well soon

[cunning niche]

Thank you guys

[balmy epoch]

prayers for your bro

[frosty drum]

Oh shit
Hopefully he gets better

[noble cradle]

goodbye i hope he gets well soon

[frank latch]

hosta Bowistan?

[marsh lance]

I hope everything turns out okay

[frank latch]

rip

[vital latch]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-kirby-super-star-ultra-gaming-video-games-cute-gif-17981109690121245444

[frank latch]

what' happened?
I hope bro's alright

[prime compass]

Oh

[frank latch]

why didn't this reply?

peculiar

[noble cradle]

generational fumble

bowistan is cancelled

[prime compass]

@hollow garden help what meals do you know from suzerain

Wokeistan

[frosty drum]

Nah

[silent smelt]

hi my name is builderofworldz 🤓

[frank latch]

I only saw this 💔

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-cute-little-pig-gif-26189204

[silent smelt]

blumiholls is a fart

[frank latch]

guess not?

[noble cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/awww-animals-cuteness-quokka-gif-17999442

[frank latch]

dang 😔

[wild mason]

I've connected the third country into the mix, do their cities seem like a natural extension to the population patterns/height

[marsh lance]

Bow.. i need your help, i will be at work today, while im away i need you to expand my warm weather colonies by sending settlers (if you host) i must gain more flowers and warm weather crops!!

[frank latch]

major fumble 💔

[frank latch]

👍

If I host

do you have a part time?

[marsh lance]

Also let @rose cape guide you through the making of the borders because we have deals in place

[frank latch]

or are you a night shift?
cus it's 14:42
a bit late for starting work

at least in my opinion

[noble cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-spin-circling-fat-pig-baby-pig-gif-17867804420670986053

[marsh lance]

Yeah

[frosty drum]

I made this art unintentionally making it look awesome

[frank latch]

won't stop the settlers

[marsh lance]

Its only my first day i’ll get a more cohesive schedule

[marsh lance]

💔 just have him enforce on my behalf

Deport them back to the patch of land they can legally settle

[frank latch]

👍

[prime compass]

@frank latch rizia is going to shit mister bow 💔

Flee to Sordland

[frank latch]

Katelyn if actually playing:

[prime compass]

Can I action

😇

80 cc

[frank latch]

wdym

[prime compass]

I want to send an action

Will you allow me

One small action

[fresh jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/someone-hacked-my-phone-what-is-this-cat-gif-26143081

[frank latch]

for what?

[fresh jewel]

@hollow garden sending a caravan rn

[prime compass]

For bowistan rpg!

The unruly workers

[frank latch]

otay

[prime compass]

The

Grow 2 stalks of corn in an empty field

[frank latch]

you can submit actions at anytime
but I only do host for rpg cus I might not respond

[frank latch]

DUE

DIE

DEATH

ALL TO RIZIA

TO NOLTIA

TO JHANG

TO YOUR CHILD AND WIFE

[prime compass]

yeah jhang will never die

[prime compass]

Wow

1984

@frank latch
Assign tasks based on skill and use small teams with trusted leaders
Appoint a strict overseer to discipline the New workers and reward good work, punish idleness

Send skilled workers to the mapian field and give them manageable goals for the field
Partner with the workers in Stamden to supplement our workforce idk

Churches

[frank latch]

👍

[prime compass]

Globalisierung

[frank latch]

You're facing local trouble from a Mapian lord
who is unfriendly towards your new fields in their territory.
They also demand you pay their taxes for the land you own and use your own labor for the fields. As they are short on field hands themselves.

However, providing your own labor is more than difficult, but nearly impossible. It would require developing quarters and administrative facilities in Mapian in order to supply the fields.

@prime compass

sorry I thought I replied

weird
discord keeps doing that to me

[prime compass]

Okay maybe this mapian tax evasion thing isnt so great

[frank latch]

well
the fields aren't subject to the war tax in Rizia

[prime compass]

How much would the fields drain our budget

[frank latch]

While you have the funds to accommodate this
the necessary infrastructure isn't there. Which would require a considerable more amount of development which would put you over your current budget.

However analysts are considering getting a loan from bankers or outside groups in order to fund the project.

[fierce timber]

Hey guys

What's the current evil plan discussion this time

[frank latch]

tax evasion

[prime compass]

Who would be open to giving us a loan

[fierce timber]

Awesome

[frank latch]

since the outbreak of the war
Rizian bankers are no longer subject to invest in foreign infrastructure or markets

Although
Apathi and Sofferian bankers are looking for more investment opportunities (as the general word has spread)
In addition, Lord Udari has connections to Sofferian bankers. Which you may be inclined to meet with.

[visual shard]

consider

[prime compass]

We should ask Lord Udari to contact the bankers

And Set up a meeting

[frank latch]

👍

[frank latch]

While busy with the war effort

he was inclined to provide you with the means to contact the banker.

[prime compass]

Yay

[prime compass]

When will we meet this banker

[west path]

What id miss

[visual shard]

me

[frank latch]

a generational blunder

[frank latch]

not sure
(I have to make some decisions)

[prime compass]

Okay

[visual shard]

counterpoint

[west path]

unrea

[west path]

Wild

[frank latch]

@west path btw
How should Maizan (NPC) take care of these guys?

would it be more likely that Maizan would try to unify them and gain their fealty

or just invade them while they're broken and small.

[west path]

they would probably not care unless theyre invading imperial borders

In which case full on invasion

[frank latch]

I see

[prime compass]

Burn zcres

[rose cape]

pluh

[wild mason]

@frosty drum Do you understand, little Sloplite?

[frosty drum]

?

[frosty drum]

Cities and territory

[prime compass]

Burn this land

[frosty drum]

Z I P E

[wild mason]

they did that a lot

[prime compass]

Ough

[frosty drum]

@wild mason zipe is peak

[prime compass]

Zipe is not real

[frosty drum]

Zipe is a Multiversal Requirement
Along with having Skilleria exist

[wild mason]

OK this is just testing for how trade routes might look

[visual shard]

bubonic plague

[west path]

seems good

[hardy edge]

whos winning

[frosty drum]

@hardy edge ME

[hardy edge]

proof?

[midnight ocean]

is this for your map war

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-cute-little-pig-gif-26189204

Yes

[midnight ocean]

you should be able to choose between the two like in ck3

like switch

[wild mason]

No

I am not doing two seperate systems 😢

[midnight ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/sengi-elephant-shrew-elephantshrew-flick-gif-26525798

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/sneeble-shrew-creature-funny-cute-gif-12862901695882385133

[hardy edge]

I would like direct control of my military please

[wild mason]

I kind of don't believe you actually plan to play

[hardy edge]

You would be right to believe so

when have I ever finished a map war

I just get so overwhelmed with yall that I feel like I cant keep up

and then I get discouraged

[midnight ocean]

you probably have more tactical knowledge from being in the national guard than most of the kids playing map wars

[wild mason]

Parader if he "voted"

""he""

[wraith quarry]

what to name him

[west path]

Micromanaging military is so cringe

[west path]

BoW 2 because hes a SNAKE

Unless thats a gator

[wraith quarry]

buddy

do you know

what a gator looks like

[west path]

yes

[wraith quarry]

are you sure

[wild mason]

Not voting if you are likely to play is also cringe 🤫

How do IU get people to vote

[wraith quarry]

die

[west path]

No

[west path]

its so much better if i just have to manage logi lines

Not troop positions

😋

[west path]

Does he know?

[west path]

yeah but you wont learn if you dont try

Being behind is alright because everyone has been behind at some point

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

We all learnt how to play this

[frank latch]

you will finish Bowistan fr

[wraith quarry]

i love both

[wraith quarry]

pookie bears look like this

also

to distinguish a crocodile from a gator

gator's teeth only hang down out of its mouth
rounded snout
and overall chiller

crocodiles, their teeth point up
their snout is pointy
and they're evil

[west path]

Evil..

https://tenor.com/view/crocodile-gif-19153078

He says when crocs do this btw

[west path]

Is it true that you have 5 pet gators

[wraith quarry]

no but we've encountered them at home before

not counting out in lakes and rivers

we see dozens out there

[frank latch]

hundreds

[fierce timber]

Does he know?

[rose cape]

how micromanaged is micro managed