🎲game-room

[noble cradle]

EXILED

[west path]

not loss

Rise

i am importing ice,,

[midnight ocean]

oh ok

[cunning niche]

damn almost 4 hour session

[marsh lance]

No scorched earth, the earth doesn’t deserved to be harmed too horribly in the ridding of this disease for a people, we will simply burn their villages and enslave those who fight back

[visual shard]

fat

[marsh lance]

Merciful shit y’know

[cunning niche]

ok

[noble cradle]

Did you know if you put salt on ice it preserved it because they are both preservatives

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche eat some of them

[wild mason]

this is the player revolution

[marsh lance]

I feel like omni man teaching mark his powers rn

Im so proud of you…

[visual shard]

hmm what to do

[midnight ocean]

Buddy I was eating people first

[marsh lance]

We BOTH WERE

[cunning niche]

@marsh lance @midnight ocean so they fell for the traps and lots of their men died

[visual shard]

@cunning niche make a continued push to teach my population to read and write at an atleast semi-proficient level

[midnight ocean]

Send my backup troops to finish them off

pat can keep pushing

[marsh lance]

Destroy the rest of their villages on the south side and then immediately go to cross the river, use our log bridges we built on the trapped side, wait for both regiments of the army to meet up first before going

[silent smelt]

HUGO VISA
VISA
Click to Pay
HUGO

[marsh lance]

I want my honor guard and regular soldiers to work in tandem when i siege their capital

[west path]

@cunning niche with our new freezer we will make this:

“Mrozyc Jadal” - Prepared by freezing a block of water and shaving pieces off. Afterwards, cold berry juice is added alongside caramel to create a cold dessert 😋

[west path]

it is generally served in a clay cup

[cunning niche]

ok

[visual shard]

@cunning niche what are your thoughts bub

[marsh lance]

My capital? Unbreakable, several layers of thick ass impenetrable mud walls

[silent smelt]

MoneyGram PLAY'n GO MoneyGram

[mental marsh]

@cunning niche status on the scouts

[midnight ocean]

bro is desperately trying to create polish cruisine in mediterranean weather

[west path]

one trojan horse being led into the city by a merchant offering to sell caramel buns:

[marsh lance]

We can’t save him

[cunning niche]

WHEERES UR NATION

[west path]

shaved ice isnt part of polish cuisine

[marsh lance]

No… please

[noble cradle]

Polish people try to use a vowel besides o

[west path]

ive never eaten it el oh el

[noble cradle]

Impossible

[fresh jewel]

you know what else is unbreakable?

💎

[noble cradle]

Actually polish people try and use vowels :

[cunning niche]

@marsh lance @midnight ocean ur men are starting to get sick

the fronts slowing

[west path]

what are vowels???

alien concept from mars

[marsh lance]

Those vile hogs.. they do not have bathhouses like me and acnaq do

Their tainted land has sickened us

[west path]

how many meals have i made

like 5

[silent smelt]

(B) Bitdefender AWS Shell hp IBM RICHARD MILLE (B) Bitdefender

[noble cradle]

Make them. In real life.

[rose cape]

is banan still hosting

[marsh lance]

Send some more fresh berries up to the men ✅ maybe those will help with the recovery, rest the soldiers for now @cunning niche
Have our healthy men trap the enemies home territory as our sick heal

[wild mason]

they are stopping him from playing his trumpet

[fierce timber]

Once my War's done I'll be so free

So fresh

[visual shard]

I'm actually gonna eat banan always ignoring my actions about education 💔 💔

[fresh jewel]

annex my land

i beg you

🇧🇶

[midnight ocean]

remain in a defensive position and continue to resupply from our homeland

[wild mason]

i can't even really play right now I am out reotting in the heat

[cunning niche]

ok

[mental marsh]

TOP LEFT GREEN

[cunning niche]

@midnight ocean @marsh lance ur men are developing black sores

[silent smelt]

PicPay sensetime Stake Aleph

[cunning niche]

oh ok

[marsh lance]

Because my name is Teto pear
I have a song to share
I wanted to thank you for making me a meme
Sharing me on all your screens
I know i have a funny face
It always stays the same
But even if they change my fruit i just don’t care
I will always be a pear
Teto pear is the best
She is my favorite fruit

[west path]

real

[rose cape]

why are the naq and parfum fighting

[fresh jewel]

~bt

[midnight ocean]

their souls have been corrupted

[hardy saffron]

@fresh jewel: Because thank you Teto, it is you I have coined the name from memory.

[rose cape]

oh are they on the same side

[west path]

theyd probably turn out good but ion wanna try

[marsh lance]

Wait

[rose cape]

eat them

[marsh lance]

What

[visual shard]

@cunning niche fatty PLEASE respond to me this is like the 5th time I've tried to do an action about literacy and you've ignored it💔 💔 💔 💔

[rose cape]

dms:

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche send some of my sickest men on a ride into their capital

[visual shard]

neber

[west path]

the only thing stopping my full potential is dairy…

[west path]

i need cows

@midnight ocean ACNAQ!!! Do you have cows

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche investigate the disease of the men, send a shaman doctor up to the front

[marsh lance]

NO ACNAQ

NNO

SEND THEM BACK

DONT DO IT

OH FUCK

[west path]

Genghis khan reference

[marsh lance]

YOU BASTARD NO

[midnight ocean]

Biological warfare

[marsh lance]

ACNAQ NO

[cunning niche]

its too late

[rose cape]

acnaq is a genius

[cunning niche]

this is some blumi tactics

[rose cape]

truly the sun tzu of our time

[frosty drum]

Is @marsh lance and @midnight ocean at war

[midnight ocean]

we had to even the playing field

[cunning niche]

send them in dms

[visual shard]

neber

[cunning niche]

@midnight ocean @marsh lance the sickness spreads through the capital

[marsh lance]

Forgive me acnaq, i am sealing off our border

[silent smelt]

WEATHER ALERT
RAIN
IN 10 MINUTES

[cunning niche]

slowly making its way to other towns

[marsh lance]

No product from acnaqia will come into my country

Or peraon

[midnight ocean]

were both sick bro its already cooked

[rose cape]

wow this seems like a dangerous disease that doesnt affect me at all

[marsh lance]

IM NOT

[west path]

Come to our land! We accept refugees

[cunning niche]

black sores on the body that make u sick

[west path]

we have medicine so we can save yroue leader

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche my men are forbidden from returning until the sickness is cleared btw

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche seal off all our borders and stop the troops from coming home, do not accept any outside products from acnaq

[west path]

Oh shit

OH FUCK

THATS THE FUCKING BUBONIC PLAGUE

[marsh lance]

THE NORTH TRIBE HAD FUCKING PLAGUE

SHIT

[west path]

☠️☠️☠️

[visual shard]

ok stay away from me

stay away

[west path]

@marsh lance YOU BETTER MOVE TO MY ISLAND QUICK BUDDY

FAST

[visual shard]

waid how did I not get it

[frosty drum]

LMFAO

[rose cape]

us northerners are immune to that

[visual shard]

I've been trading through their river for so long

and I never caught it

lucky

[west path]

@cunning niche do wes wash our hands

[wraith quarry]

dies 4 minutes later

[rose cape]

skillerz says lmfao like it wont spread through his continent

[marsh lance]

Their festering people only brought it out when we invaded for their vile trespasses

[rose cape]

~bt

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche lets not trade with any southerners nations

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: After 4 minutes I had a wall. I'm

[rose cape]

you are a southerner

[visual shard]

evil

[midnight ocean]

@marsh lance why do you think im getting you sick the disease is within the enemy borders

[west path]

PARFUM

DO YOU WANT YOUR LEADER TO LIVE

[cunning niche]

u dont know od the sickness

[frosty drum]

Deep southerners

[marsh lance]

You… you brought your sick home

[frosty drum]

Either way lets just not trade with the south

[marsh lance]

To your capital

[west path]

PARFUM!!

[midnight ocean]

no I didnt 👽

[cunning niche]

kinda impossible when ur ships where moving through the middle of the war...

[marsh lance]

“Bring our sickest men to the capital for treatment” you evil fucker

[west path]

ARE YOU HEARING ME

[midnight ocean]

THEIR CAPITAL DUMBASS

[marsh lance]

I CANT

[midnight ocean]

THEIR CAPITAL

[cunning niche]

not

[marsh lance]

??

[cunning niche]

his

the enemies

[west path]

YOU CAN

[marsh lance]

Ah

😇

[west path]

@cunning niche if we know of the plague send our rafts to rescue parfums leader

[fierce timber]

Hey guys what's happening this time

[cunning niche]

but people in the capital caught the sickness and fled and so on and so forth

[cunning niche]

u dont

[west path]

Acnaq infected his nation with the bubonic plague

[marsh lance]

Insane metagame our people barely talk

[west path]

@marsh lance its ggs

[fierce timber]

How

[rose cape]

@cunning niche if we dont know of the plague do the actions in dms

[cunning niche]

@visual shard hey!... ur people getting sick

[marsh lance]

Our trade relations are a situationship qevie

[visual shard]

NO

NO

[midnight ocean]

extremely fake

[visual shard]

NO

NO

[west path]

He brought a fucker with it to the CAPITAL

[midnight ocean]

nobody from the north is allowed back into my kingdom

[fierce timber]

@cunning niche is the war close to over 💔

[cunning niche]

yes

[rose cape]

the hague

[fierce timber]

Depends on what plague

[midnight ocean]

@marsh lance closing off the borders is still a good idea btw

[west path]

@cunning niche hey! How are our hemp patrols doing

[fierce timber]

If it's just a plague it's The Plague

[cunning niche]

they fall @fierce timber capital is taken over

[visual shard]

ok so you know the islands we settled a bit ago
we're gonna rapidly resettle onto those

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche ok, resume trade with acnaq but seal off the plague from roman pid jinn, send our sickest soldiers to the enemy capital as well and have them die as martyrs

[west path]

Please! Any one of you! Notify my people

[visual shard]

but leave the sick people behind

[marsh lance]

WAITR NO

[silent smelt]

AVATRADE Hard Rock ORACLE TAG HEUER AT&T CDW AVATRADE @rose cape @west path

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche DONT RESUME TRADE WITH ACNAQ BUT DO THE REST OF THE MESSAGE

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche lowkey close my borders

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-crying-baby-celebrate-meme-gif-25564236

[visual shard]

yeah bub the plague doesn't wait for you

[marsh lance]

We must shut that shit down

[rose cape]

did prader and skillerz fight aswell

[visual shard]

@cunning niche use my best "rafts" to quickly move away

[rose cape]

qhar

i missed everything

[frosty drum]

Yeah

[rose cape]

nothing ever happens 😔

[west path]

@cunning niche make walls on my mainland colonies and do extensive training regimens to condition our fighters bodies to ensure theyre in peak condition

[marsh lance]

My army 💔

[west path]

Save the mainlander Savelians ✊✊✊✊✊

[silent smelt]

Airwallex CISCO HALO ITSM VELO.COM chrome Hilton FOR THE STAY ECOLAB @west path @rose cape

[west path]

Glory to Savelia

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

[visual shard]

@cunning niche the people left on the mainland begin building walls to keep out the infectees

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche Patrols of shamans and guard will be set along my northwestern border, they will turn back anyone trying to enter our lands with even the slightest sign of sickness. These patrols in turn will not return to our towns until the sickness is over

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/packgod-i-need-your-help-imp-gw2-zombie-gif-8470780539185564844

[rose cape]

@cunning niche do we have hrose btw

NOOOO

no hrose..

[cunning niche]

@marsh lance cutting off the black lumps cause intense bleeding mixed with abscess

[balmy epoch]

@cunning niche block all trade with acnaq immediately

[cunning niche]

the bleeding that comes with cutting a skin tag

[balmy epoch]

any connection

[rose cape]

@cunning niche send expeditions even further south to find new land we can settle

[marsh lance]

😭 ✌️

[visual shard]

@cunning niche get my tourguides to torch dead infected bodies from a distance

[rose cape]

@cunning niche block all trade with acnaq after a lil bit

[cunning niche]

u dont know of the virus

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche the tribe is sick too right

[rose cape]

i know of your mom 😂

[cunning niche]

@marsh lance @midnight ocean they try one last stand

[midnight ocean]

im currently fine btw

its my soldiers on the front that are sick

[cunning niche]

they gained immunity they've always had it

[visual shard]

@cunning niche how bad is the infection btw

in jinnistan

[pine copper]

Honey W?

[midnight ocean]

thats bs

[cunning niche]

not that bad

[midnight ocean]

thats such bs

[rose cape]

*that's

[cunning niche]

im trolling

[west path]

@cunning niche ARE OUR SHORES SAFE

[cunning niche]

but

how is it bs

[west path]

ARE MY NAVAL PATROLS TO PROTECT THE HEMP SAFE

[marsh lance]

💔

[cunning niche]

IM JOKING

[midnight ocean]

a plague that bad is not something you can be immune to

[visual shard]

ok bring back the people we evacuated
continue building the walls
don't use the river for trade routes for now

[rose cape]

#hempwatch

[cunning niche]

@marsh lance@midnight ocean anyways they try one last stand

[midnight ocean]

without like generations upon generations of exposure

[marsh lance]

Did they already invent vaccines 😭

[cunning niche]

to push u back

[west path]

Aint none of yall stealin ts

@cunning niche hows trade with jinnistan

[visual shard]

I will!

[cunning niche]

ITS A FUCKING JOKE LIBERALS

[rose cape]

yeah i dont want it

[rose cape]

fish's idea

[spring bison]

is this real

[west path]

Do u want my heavenly divine zaza

[visual shard]

so no plague

[cunning niche]

the virus is still real but the immunity opart

was a joke

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche have our healthy men trap their forest and build a smaller mud wall around our armies camps, we will mount our defense against the evil men who gave us that virus

[west path]

Dawg yalls fucked

[visual shard]

@cunning niche thoughts btw

[west path]

Hey!

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

[marsh lance]

FATTY

[fierce timber]

Alpha

[west path]

if we get the black plague i cant cook

[midnight ocean]

@balmy epoch refugees are more likely to go to you than me btw

[fierce timber]

I want seven hundred talents of Gold

[west path]

this is a terrible fate

[west path]

Nop

[marsh lance]

We are not sick yet btw

[fierce timber]

Grrrr

[west path]

you can have my shaved ice

i have spare portions

[fierce timber]

Nah you have the plague

[west path]

no i think im still healthy

[cunning niche]

ur stupid its no that spread but the virus itself is horrible

[midnight ocean]

this is what im saying but he cut off trade

[hollow garden]

We are not gameroomians we are worldboxians
And worldboxians are....

[fierce timber]

Don't trust u pal

[west path]

@cunning niche am i

[cunning niche]

@marsh lance @midnight ocean they set out rafts with dead bodies to flot to ur side of the river

[hollow garden]

We need to quarantine pat

[west path]

Am i still healthy 😋

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche if anyone at home shows sign of sickness kill them immediately and burn their bodies far away in the forest, make sure the people killing them pick them up with spears or something

[hollow garden]

They have the literal plague

[marsh lance]

Shoot fire arrows at the rafts

[hollow garden]

@visual shard

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche dms!!

[midnight ocean]

well for me theres nobody on that side so

[fierce timber]

We need to quarantine their entire portions of the continent 💔

[midnight ocean]

thats pats problem

my eastern borders are closed rn so

[marsh lance]

Btw if nobody touches the raft we are fine 😂

[marsh lance]

The river flow:

[west path]

dawggg how little do my people nose

[visual shard]

ELSA!!!

[fierce timber]

Btw I just realized all this time I never gave a name to my nation

[visual shard]

where have you been elsa

I got the PLAGUE

[fresh jewel]

someone needs to infect my kingdom

[fierce timber]

Been calling it purple nation since the start

[midnight ocean]

its an entirely different river from the one near me

[marsh lance]

Ah

[fresh jewel]

@visual shard send a caravan from your country to mine

[visual shard]

yeah so if we stop it spreading it can't be horrible

[fierce timber]

It's like an angel without it's wings

[fresh jewel]

i need to get back at the nobles

[fresh jewel]

send a plague across the continent

[cunning niche]

the amount of people infected is low but transmition and the symptoms are BAD

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/peely-fortnite-coogs-gif-6044312904272365168

[midnight ocean]

ok I have to go @cunning niche continue turning back people trying to get into my land

[visual shard]

which is WHY we're stopping it's transmission
anyone infected will be pushed out of their settlements using long poles to prod them

[marsh lance]

Advise the healthy men to stay away from the sick soldiers btw, have them do field work instead to prepare defenses around our camp as we let the sickness fizzle out

[visual shard]

@hollow garden are you ready

[balmy epoch]

@cunning niche do nit accept ANY refugees

weren’t not the eu

[marsh lance]

I fear we may not be able to eat people in this country…

[midnight ocean]

notice how hes playing when hes actually at risk

[wild mason]

#1372275440131248189 message Refer to this question 🤫

[visual shard]

@cunning niche develop more farmland in my settlement by the lake
begin cultivating seaweed for consumption

[cunning niche]

the river is now tainted

[visual shard]

@marsh lance pat

you did NOT just taint my river

[midnight ocean]

banam level fumble

[west path]

@visual shard hey do you want to buy fish oil

I need more moolah

[visual shard]

hmmmmmmm

what would I need fish oil for

[west path]

It is a good cooking and beauty ingredient

[visual shard]

tru

but

[west path]

religious sacrifice to the paani gods 2

cause its from fish

[visual shard]

we cook our fish fresh on an open fire

[visual shard]

we don't sacrifice

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche What did we find

[west path]

ok but fish oil can be used to cook other dishes

You make other dishes infused with fish essence

[visual shard]

hmmm

sure

[cunning niche]

lots of goodies

[west path]

it means that eating them brings you closer to the paani gods

[visual shard]

this sounds like a good sale @west path

how much does it cost

[west path]

20 silver for 1 liter of fish oil

?

[wild mason]

Why is Qevie selling Fish Oil 🤔

[west path]

we catch a lot of fish

[wild mason]

Next you're going to tell me I need snake oil 🤫

[west path]

and my kitchen is just getting TOO DAMN FULL!!

[west path]

what are snakes i aint hear of them

[visual shard]

I'll take 3 litres

[frosty drum]

Like what

@cunning niche

[marsh lance]

ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT

[west path]

otay @cunning niche 3 litres of fish oil for 40 silver (33% discount due to friendship)

[marsh lance]

the river is flowing

[west path]

We are selling it btw

to jinnistan

[visual shard]

kind

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche btw I gotta go at any moment so if I just
Not talk
The rest of session
You know why

[cunning niche]

mistake......

[west path]

Billions must buy cooking ingredients from Savelia

[visual shard]

NO

please no

nonono

stop banan

don't be evil

[west path]

Im not infected i think

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche i cannot stress this enough if people start getting sick at home have them sent outside the walls and be put down, where they will then be promptly burnt

[west path]

Its you who will infect me

😨

[visual shard]

yeah

I'm telling him not to be evil

bad banan

[west path]

rude but we have medicinal herbs and like

[marsh lance]

Advise the people to NOT use water from the river

[west path]

We swim daily?

[visual shard]

jinnistan core?

[west path]

we will also isolate them if need be

[marsh lance]

Boil the salt out of seawater instead, we get yummy salt from this process aswell

[visual shard]

we have tourguides to deal with the infected anyway

[west path]

We teach people from a young age to ensure maximal swimming prowess to honor the seas brw

[visual shard]

so we can keep it a minimal problem

[west path]

they were made by the sun so we must honor them

[visual shard]

is this peak?

we love paani

[cunning niche]

@visual shard ur traders are not yet infected but soon cuz of ur tainted water source

[west path]

@cunning niche oh yeha. Make inland ponds for communities who arent coastal so they can swim too + just make them in every community for bathing, cleaning and safe swimming

They should be replaced once every week

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

[visual shard]

yeah pat is evil for this I might eat him

[west path]

We will use raincatchers to fill them up!

[marsh lance]

Replace.. bathwater.. once a week? Nasty ass

[marsh lance]

NO IT WAS A FUMBLE IM SORRY

[west path]

Dawg how often do you do

Also its like a fucking

[marsh lance]

haha.. cannibal brain mixed me up

[west path]

30m squared

Pit

That shit doesnt get replaced daily

[marsh lance]

I have a continuous flow into my bath hous ✅

[visual shard]

@cunning niche make sure traders and merchants do not go into the water during their travels and they STAY on their boats

[west path]

doesnt it flow downstream then??

nasty ass

[marsh lance]

No like

The bath houses are in my capital

[west path]

see we dump this into the ocean where it is SAFE or we just evaporate it for cooling

[marsh lance]

There is no down stream

[visual shard]

setting my tourguides on you

[marsh lance]

I take the aqueducts

[west path]

Aqueducts?? fake thing

What even are these “aqueducts” you speak of

[balmy epoch]

I checked in and something bad was happening so

[cunning niche]

i think its time for ending todays session

[west path]

NOO

please banan

[visual shard]

:c

[west path]

6 hour session

i need my fix

[cunning niche]

i shall continue

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche can you at least finish the rebellion

[west path]

You made me addicted again

[visual shard]

@cunning niche we must dio de donnus you can't end session😔 😔

[west path]

Will you hosta tomorrow btw

I need it…

[fierce timber]

Boo

[fierce timber]

So like how am I looking now

[marsh lance]

Mud aqueducts

[visual shard]

@cunning niche which nation has the strongest cultural identity btw just curioud

[marsh lance]

Dry mud bricks

[marsh lance]

Bro.. my people are going to die

I am terrified for my fumble

[west path]

Alien…

[marsh lance]

I always end up paying a price like this

[west path]

ive never heard of these aqueduct things buddy

What are they

[visual shard]

aqueduct

[west path]

This explains NOTHING.

[cunning niche]

qevie

[marsh lance]

Fuck your stone structures soy boy (literally) you and your agricultural society know nothing of the usefulness of dirt!

[visual shard]

evil?

[west path]

also ftr i know what aqueducts are i am just simply immersed too much

[visual shard]

whadabout me

[marsh lance]

Im aware

[west path]

I need to write my moral code cro

[visual shard]

morality

[west path]

Foolish hoglinge

I am use mud and wood

[marsh lance]

I already wrote my moral code 😂

[visual shard]

@cunning niche how are the seaweed farms

[cunning niche]

good

[visual shard]

yummers

[marsh lance]

I am like a mixture of a more feral japan and cannibal island tribes

[visual shard]

@cunning niche revise our burial ritual
corpses are wrapped in seaweed before being rafted far out to sea (down south)
this allows us to become one with the water in the afterlife

[west path]

nope i have like 4 dishes

[fierce timber]

Sushi Vikings

[visual shard]

4 dishes doesn't give you loads of culture

[west path]

You have ZERO

[west path]

i have other things

like uhh

Holidays and festivals

[fierce timber]

Food

[visual shard]

I have strong religious identity, cultural goals as a nation and 3 holidays

[cunning niche]

this mw's stink zone

[fierce timber]

I'm going to CRUSH you

[visual shard]

no????

I'm peak

[fierce timber]

Curious

[west path]

We have a burial festival, several sacrifical rituals, a funeral, lighting pyres on fire, the concept of evil and good, punishments, social castes

🎎

[marsh lance]

Mō’Kaida culture is mainly centered around violence and utilitarianism but.. we have good religion

[marsh lance]

What is this “civilization” you speak of

[visual shard]

this is where our corpses are sailed to btw

[fierce timber]

Hey guys maybe we should like, expand and connect our two expanses of territories with roads

[marsh lance]

STOP IT WE ARE NOT

*based zone

[west path]

Are you not continuing the sessione

[cunning niche]

i am trying too

but im so sleepy

[west path]

We can enlighten you

[rose cape]

TRUE

[marsh lance]

Qevie will find your rotting people like a message bottle

[fierce timber]

You're aware currents and waves are like, 100% taking those corpses to the north right

[balmy epoch]

these mfs just destroyed the trade route between me and pidgeon

[frosty drum]

Plague Zone

[visual shard]

no btw

[balmy epoch]

@marsh lance fuck you

[visual shard]

we were granted safe passage @balmy epoch

[marsh lance]

What happened

[visual shard]

we can still trade

[frosty drum]

@balmy epoch what up bee

[cunning niche]

hes talking abt the virus

[west path]

@cunning niche send 6 missionaries to parfum to teach them about my religion. This shall be their goal. They are not expected to return to the tribe as theyre meant to settle into life in parfums nation

[visual shard]

(by both sides)

[west path]

🎎

[visual shard]

yeah honeybee can get infected

[fierce timber]

This is why you don't start near people guys

[balmy epoch]

I’m talking about the invasion

[fierce timber]

So the evil plague doesn't get you

[fresh jewel]

me

i fucked myself over

[cunning niche]

they had free passage

[fresh jewel]

🔮

through lack of trade

[cunning niche]

@marsh lance

[marsh lance]

Errrrmm…

Quit yapping buddy 😂

[west path]

we are kind and will teach you how to cook

😋

[balmy epoch]

you invaded our intermediary state you dumbass

[fresh jewel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522561390330904587/1391499554549010643/SPOILER_9k.png?ex=686c1e72&is=686accf2&hm=b2f6ca85863de5d22df457614631dc7381657a054e1195ea084eaf2364ff257f&

[marsh lance]

I can be the intermediary state 🕊️

[fierce timber]

Ong who is this other purple copycat

At the south

[visual shard]

we can still trade through the river🥀 🥀

[marsh lance]

I really dont gaf about ya’ll’s trade so i will gladly facilitate it @balmy epoch @visual shard

[balmy epoch]

yea not when you’re allied with acnaq the mf who’s trying to actively prevent me getting a coastline

[west path]

I think it is “Acnaq”

[fierce timber]

Your trading too long

[visual shard]

yeah we're trading weapons to kill you btw

[balmy epoch]

this is a matter of national security

[fierce timber]

Such a copycat

[marsh lance]

Dooon’t care.. your intermediary state is a punkass so im eating them

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche can I finally finish the rebellion

[cunning niche]

@balmy epoch u still have slave strikes

[fierce timber]

I'm the original purplewalker

[cunning niche]

its been done

[marsh lance]

We aren’t out to get you girl…

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/starwalker-star-walker-the-original-gif-2308123341359220974

[marsh lance]

Maybe acnaq is

Buttt

[frosty drum]

Finally

[cunning niche]

@balmy epoch ur coastal colony is being raided

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-taking-too-long-jackenstein-deltarune-chapter-4-gif-9089560851254498960

[balmy epoch]

by pirates?

[cunning niche]

u could say that ig

[fierce timber]

It's gaster guys

[balmy epoch]

capture any we can and slit their throats

[marsh lance]

Is session over or what

[west path]

Dont think

its still going

[balmy epoch]

@midnight ocean cease it now

[cunning niche]

u cant catch them they murdered and ransacked the villiage

and left

[fierce timber]

Banan is running on fumes

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche dms...

[balmy epoch]

I know who was behind it

[west path]

Real

[visual shard]

we love banan

[marsh lance]

We love bana

[cunning niche]

it wasnt the naq

[fierce timber]

we all scream in unison

[cunning niche]

i love you all too guys!

[west path]

we love you bana

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/peely-fortnite-coogs-gif-6044312904272365168

[cunning niche]

why am i being nerded

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/packgod-i-need-your-help-imp-gw2-zombie-gif-8470780539185564844

[balmy epoch]

im not dumb

[fierce timber]

Mods

Banana react this guy

[marsh lance]

They are speaking of the bowistan thingy

[visual shard]

@cunning niche dee yemens

[balmy epoch]

im not stupid

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche can i start a new nation or nah

👽

[fierce timber]

ok guys he's not dumb or stupid, so what is honey bee

[marsh lance]

What incentive does banam have to lie to you gng 💔 this would make him an infinitely horrible host

[cunning niche]

not this session

[fresh jewel]

alright

[balmy epoch]

cuz it wouldn’t have actually been acnaq 😭

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche dms frfr (final action)

[balmy epoch]

he wouldn’t be lying

[cunning niche]

it wasnt my dear naqathon

[visual shard]

@hollow garden we need you

[marsh lance]

Wait so why are you saying you aren’t stupid

[west path]

Its simple?? hes just a honey bee

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714231026183962726/1219713894457671771/20240319_142607.gif?width=509&height=904

[marsh lance]

My name is Teto pear

[frosty drum]

I gtg now chat
Entering Broken Internet zone

[balmy epoch]

acnaq gave permission for them to attack

obviously

but he wasn’t behind it

his goal is to prevent me from having coastal access

[marsh lance]

Big conspiracies for someone who is in releasing distance of my mountain of hogs

[cunning niche]

big pharma is after hb

[marsh lance]

/j. Idk who it is but uhh damn

Thats sorry

[west path]

Who up summoning ancient demons 🤣

[west path]

Real

[marsh lance]

Who up summoning their ancient demons

[west path]

@cunning niche how is my hoglinge farming going btw

We will make hoglinge pemmican

[marsh lance]

I KNEW IT

YOU STOLE THEM

AND KEPT THEM TOO

[west path]

nop it was the cultists

i just chose to farm them

afterwards

[marsh lance]

Btw sessions over buddy

[marsh lance]

Paid off by the cia

[visual shard]

is this real

[marsh lance]

Big shaman doesn’t want you to know this

[west path]

Is it

[west path]

No like it actually was moon servants

They wanted to cause a diplomatic incident

but like?? This is free hogs

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714231026183962726/1219713894457671771/20240319_142607.gif?width=509&height=904

[marsh lance]

I fear honeybee wants my head for poisoning the river on accident and killing their disrespectful ass trading state

[west path]

Will we still trade parfum

[marsh lance]

I will.. allow your cultivation

[west path]

i need ice for my shaved ic

[balmy epoch]

idc about the river

[marsh lance]

I will develop my cultur next session if the plague doesn’t destroy me

[marsh lance]

Well your trade is safe anyway, i dont mind it

I am above the concerns of fiscal matters

Only yummy people 😍

[balmy epoch]

acnaq doesn’t even play bowistan I just realized

[fierce timber]

I wish I had a full map..

[visual shard]

fakher

[cunning niche]

WE END SESSION SORRY GUYS!

[west path]

BLARGHH

[visual shard]

:c

[west path]

Die this wasnt 6 hour session

HOST TOMORROW

!!

[visual shard]

wait can I do /kill_qevie rq

[cunning niche]

it was 5

[fierce timber]

[cunning niche]

i will

[marsh lance]

Tommorow i have w*rk

[west path]

Why do you hate me

[visual shard]

no?

[cunning niche]

bye bye guten schlorpen

[west path]

krill issuer

[fierce timber]

Just when I was about to send my last batch of orders

💔

[west path]

imagine working rofl

Why are u even working buddy

[fierce timber]

تايلر الخالق

[marsh lance]

I need… mon ey

Wrong reply

[marsh lance]

I need mon ey

[marsh lance]

I would like to formally apologize for poisoning our river… we don’t have germ theory yet so🥶

Also without metagaming you wouldn’t know its me because you never saw me accidentally wash my equipment off in the river which probably didn’t do anything

[mental marsh]

Dam

[silent smelt]

VOTE HERE TO END THE BANAM GAMES ❌ VOTE HERE TO END THE BANAM GAMES ❌

[rose cape]

no one is voting for this

[quick idol]

We need to end jarz

[rose cape]

VOTE HERE TO END THE JARZ GAMES ❌ VOTE HERE TO END THE JARZ GAMES ❌

[radiant oyster]

No need for the spamme

[rose cape]

tweaker mods

[wild mason]

You have left the dark side 😁

[silent smelt]

do you know why they call him banam?

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/slipped-on-a-banan-house-dr-house-wilson-fall-gif-4233010537565726416

[silent smelt]

cause hes from vietNAM

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/hyunju-hyun-ju-120-player-120-squid-game-gif-102587165275104272

[fierce timber]

We need to end blumi

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/roingus-jerboa-jerma-eat-rat-gif-855450554107418985

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-toba-seal-pride-trans-seal-trans-gif-4754421033557543683

[wild mason]

Why did Lox Sauce say this

[frank latch]

I hate Florida

[fierce timber]

I hate rats

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/shithead-single-celled-organism-his-name-is-shithead-his-name-is-gif-26390295

[alpine raft]

obamacare

but does obamacare

about the lives obama bombed

and the weddings obama stopped

if obama cared, obama would have stopped

[frank latch]

I don't understand how remind me works

👽

?

I'm confused now even

??

It says 1:42 on July 7th

It's 19:42 on July 6th

I'm really not understanding this...

[frosty drum]

HELLO CHATTARONIANS

[alpine raft]

thats Central european time

[frank latch]

why...

Shouldn't it be whatever time I'm at?

[alpine raft]

maybe you are a russian sleeper agent

[frank latch]

Russia who doesn't even use CET:

[rose cape]

us

[frank latch]

Idk what this means tbh

[rose cape]

Russia who doesnt even us CET:

[frank latch]

🤓

evil

Wildin

[alpine raft]

Who?

[rose cape]

joe

[alpine raft]

biden

[silent smelt]

@rose cape @frank latch @west path @wild mason remember when skillerz kept sending us squid game invitations and we all thought he was autistic?

[frank latch]

no
but I remember when you kept sending us random Slovakian F1 or soccer videos and references
and we still think you're autistic

[silent smelt]

the proper adjective is slovak*

and there is no slovak f1 though

and soccer is a global sport that unites us all

so you are just weird

[frank latch]

demonym*

[silent smelt]

a noun used to denote the natives or inhabitants of a particular country, state, city, etc.

[frosty drum]

Hello chat

[silent smelt]

accept the squid game invitation

[frank latch]

Hello

[silent smelt]

Also, my point here was that what you said isn't a demonym.🤔🧐🙄

[silent smelt]

But we know you aren't clever 🙄 😏 😒

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: And the experts know 🙄 😏 you're not alone 😒 and you

[silent smelt]

never thought i might say this but bow could be worse than oiljohn

[frank latch]

bro's my opp 💔

[silent smelt]

I reconsidered my opinion of you five minutes ago.

You are not a kind person at all.

[frank latch]

real

[silent smelt]

You will not succeed.

[frosty drum]

Skillerz is the best Game Roomer frfr

[silent smelt]

Please note my prediction.

It appears that occasionally, my good intentions are misinterpreted.

However you BoW, have no good intentions.

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt @frank latch

[silent smelt]

Given my current knowledge base, I am unable to definitively assess my suitability for your specific needs.

The ultimate outcome remains to be seen.

One thing is clear, though: BoW is evil.

He will suffer Jarzism.

[frank latch]

I will not condone the self-boast

[frank latch]

[silent smelt]

Contingent upon his expression of remorse.

He still possesses the ability to make alterations.

And save himself.

[frosty drum]

At least Bow isn't suffering the Consequences of messing with Skillerzism

[silent smelt]

Therefore, I must inquire whether you intend to offer an apology at this time?

@frank latch

Your actions have elicited a negative emotional response, and I trust we can avoid further escalation.

It is advisable to avoid provoking my displeasure.

[silent smelt]

The allocated timeframe is four minutes. @frank latch

The allotted timeframe has commenced.

[frank latch]

I actually just rewatched this today

still don't understand it...

and ironically
Soldier was the only sane man in that movie

[frosty drum]

Want a lore explanation?

[frank latch]

it's just Blu team lore

Red team lore is teleporting bread and protect the briefcase

[silent smelt]

BoW, you really disappoint me, I thought you had more in you.

[frosty drum]

Yapology

[silent smelt]

I would like to suggest that you consider consuming grain.

Before you end up like BoW.

[frank latch]

4 minutes ain't up

[frank latch]

yes
what must I do

[silent smelt]

The potential for misjudgment in your current course of action will become apparent in the near future.

[silent smelt]

Apologize.

[granite scaffold]

hi

I need help, I can't use any workshop mod:(

[silent smelt]

Please provide further context or details regarding the situation. I am prepared to offer assistance, but I require more information to understand how I can be of service.

[granite scaffold]

I'm with the translator because he doesn't speak English well, so if there are errors you already know xd

[frank latch]

Please provide further context or details regarding the situation. I am prepared to offer assistance, but I require more information to understand how I can be of service.

[silent smelt]

Please refer to @solar terrace for more assistance.

Try messaging them.

[granite scaffold]

look, I installed mods from the workshop and nothing works for me and also externally and nothing

[granite scaffold]

o gracias

thanks

[silent smelt]

Mucho Love.

[silent smelt]

The allotted timeframe has concluded.

The delivered results have not met the required expectations.

You are a failure.

You are nothing but a bad product.

[frank latch]

💔

[silent smelt]

My confidence in your reliability has been shaken by this outcome.

I did place my trust in you.

Regrettably, the outcome did not meet expectations.

I am sorry for you.

[frosty drum]

@frank latch cancelling you rn frfr

[silent smelt]

You've let the power go to your head! 👑🙄 #Power #Ego #Control @frank latch

[frank latch]

@frosty drum do you follow tf2?

like
the game and community?

[frosty drum]

Nah

[frank latch]

dang

I would've suggested this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upf_xYgkBIQ

tbh

it gives you everything you need to know anyway

[frosty drum]

I seen these

[silent smelt]

my messages

all gone

I have 3k hours on tf2

yeah so what

its a good gamd

game

unlike bow mapwars

[bold glade]

https://media.tenor.com/sr8UQHRFwQYAAAAM/suspicious.gif

[midnight ocean]

tf did I do

I wasnt even there lil bro

[midnight ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-false-morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-false-gif-3949333062599437023

[frosty drum]

@knotty cosmos

[knotty cosmos]

The people have spoken

[visual shard]

the people

imminent execution btw @marsh lance

[west path]

What tha hail

the beef is crazy

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche are you hosting today?

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/welding-breaking-bobby-bones-welder-soldering-building-something-gif-21963638

[hollow garden]

I just lost my laaaaad

Brother taught me how to chase the cat

The day he went away it all went bad

[west path]

@cunning niche please tell me when you will hosta

[silent smelt]

I will end the banam games.

[west path]

I assume 7pm so im setting an alarm for that

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

[frank latch]

❌

[frank latch]

thoughts gang? (ignore the rest of the world)

[silent smelt]

it sucks

[brittle gust]

Wise words

Klez should I watch evangelion

[wraith quarry]

@silent smelt is this you

[rose cape]

yeah

[silent smelt]

looks like me yea

h

[wraith quarry]

2 seconds earlier he said "enemy team this is your final warning"
"when i get angry i will destroy all of you" 😭

[silent smelt]

XDDDDDDD

bro thinks hes jarz!

who gon tell him the og is over at the wb discord server

[hollow garden]

Yes

[frank latch]

,roll hosta, no hosta

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: no hosta

[frank latch]

evil?\

,roll evil, not evil

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: not evil

[frank latch]

LIES

,roll lies, not lies

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: lies

[frank latch]

AH HA

THE TRUTH

[rose cape]

,roll the truth, not the truth

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: not the truth

[prime compass]

,roll the whole truth, not the whole truth

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: not the whole truth

[frank latch]

je retrouve

mon chat

@prime compass I am back in game room

[prime compass]

You will stay here

Until you host

[frank latch]

truth

[visual shard]

you meet up with

[visual shard]

your chat

[frank latch]

Je se recontre avec mon chat

[frank latch]

my cat

[visual shard]

chat and cat

[prime compass]

Tele-chat

[visual shard]

is the same word

in french

[frank latch]

no...

[prime compass]

@frank latch can I ask questions about what problems the manor is having

[frank latch]

oh
I guess so
maybe?

iDK

what chat is in french

I know that cat is chat though

[prime compass]

Chien

Chat

Poisson

Leão

[visual shard]

yeah

but chat in french is also chat

#🇫🇷-chat-français

oh wait

that would just be no acces for you

[prime compass]

Bow do you want french chat

[alpine raft]

Gentlemen

We may have issues

I may have issues

[frank latch]

Well

since the leave of 23 men
there's been fewer hands on the fields. Which have required others to take up their tasks. In addition, the hired hands are considerably less disciplined and more prone to mischief.

Finally, the new fields in Mapian are still being developed. Very slowly. Little has been done to help with their construction and managing those farms is challenging

[alpine raft]

You are majorly unnafected

There is a girl

[prime compass]

You said 23 😢

[frank latch]

then, 23

[alpine raft]

lebron?

[frank latch]

I couldn't remember specifically

[prime compass]

Lebonbon

[alpine raft]

continuing

she has discord

and she maybe stalking me

the things i've done are despicable

and she may expose me irl

[frank latch]

the nekcrop cancellation is real

[alpine raft]

There is a non zero chance i may have to fake my death and move to argentina

[alpine raft]

bow

think of how weird I am

[frank latch]

-Germans in 1945

[prime compass]

Maybe I can sell this place and move to Jhang..

Erm

[alpine raft]

and think

im a very private person irl

this is pandoras box

there is 125k messages of me doing dumb shit here

[fierce temple]

Mod

[alpine raft]

what

[alpine raft]

what do you want

[frank latch]

see

[rose cape]

cap

[silent smelt]

@wraith quarry I AM RECEIVING AN HONOR FOR FIGHTING AGAINST THE MAFIA

[alpine raft]

she is a weaboo

japan loving nerd

she lowkey cute

[silent smelt]

@wraith quarry

[alpine raft]

so

honest?

[frank latch]

that's why I don't try to act too differently on the internet than from real life
cus
I don't need anything on the internet to cancel me for

[alpine raft]

i am kinda into her

[prime compass]

No Action

[rose cape]

~bt

[frank latch]

a very nekcrop thing to be into a girl who's stalking you

[alpine raft]

issue

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Because of what’s there, I have to try to be completely different from life, I’m not special here. One makes the impossible what I am real.

[alpine raft]

she is also the crush of one my bestfriends

[frank latch]

🥀

[rose cape]

]

[frank latch]

that hit hard amp

[frank latch]

"]" -Amazting 07/07/2025

[rose cape]

i say less slurs on discord than irl

i think thats about the only difference

[alpine raft]

i say about the same

[frank latch]

the bro code

do not dishonor the bro code

[alpine raft]

hes psychotic ngl

[visual shard]

tahya misr

[alpine raft]

like genuinely

[frank latch]

she is entirely off limits

[alpine raft]

the dude is lowkey psychotic

[alpine raft]

i've known her longer

[rose cape]

why are you firends with him then

[alpine raft]

we've known eachother for our entire lives

[alpine raft]

well i didnt KNOW he was psychotic until I got closer to her

[frank latch]

they're trans?

crazy

[alpine raft]

no

ok this is a triangle

lets say

[frank latch]

Oh I see

[alpine raft]

she is A

and he is B

[frank latch]

you realized he was psychotic when you got closer to his crush

[alpine raft]

A and B are friends

[alpine raft]

to his crush

[silent smelt]

@frank latch

[frank latch]

sorry

I meant his

[alpine raft]

no one is trans in here

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-toba-seal-pride-trans-seal-trans-gif-4754421033557543683

[alpine raft]

but yeah

[frank latch]

the triangle

[alpine raft]

yes in the triangle

[frank latch]

roblox rp

I remember those days...

[alpine raft]

so uh

its complicated

[frank latch]

did he have a crush on her before you?

[alpine raft]

well me and her

we have known eachother for all our lives

15 years

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-gif-21227669

[alpine raft]

i've liked her before him

but i stopped and

[silent smelt]

this is you and your gf @alpine raft

[alpine raft]

its complicated

[frank latch]

hmm

[alpine raft]

I dont have a girlfriend

[frank latch]

that is complicated

[alpine raft]

also she absolutely doesnt like him

like undeniably she does not want him

[frank latch]

suppose would give you justification