🎲game-room

[cunning niche]

he dosent want anything from you

[visual shard]

shurrup froh

[cunning niche]

all he is doing is spreading his faith

[visual shard]

ok what's his faith

[cunning niche]

ur people have heare of him

[visual shard]

I'll ask my people who have heard of him

[cunning niche]

and want to follow him instead of the sun and water

[visual shard]

what he's spreading

[visual shard]

instead of

?????

why nod both

[cunning niche]

basically a knock off christianity?

[visual shard]

what the fakher

[cunning niche]

they are a monotheistic religion

[cunning niche]

ask the bee man

[visual shard]

but paaniism is monotheistic

@balmy epoch honeybee1661

don't pmo

[brittle gust]

???

[cunning niche]

after

the sun god was introduced

[brittle gust]

I just sent a message on the government structure and it got blocked

Uh

???

[visual shard]

guiding spirit*

[brittle gust]

Whar

[visual shard]

Saalum is not a god

[balmy epoch]

he came and got power

i didn’t make him come

i couldn’t make him come

[brittle gust]

Dais

[cunning niche]

the population sees them as two dieties

[visual shard]

hitsos will be eaten

[brittle gust]

Not banned

[cunning niche]

of great power

[brittle gust]

Wrf

[visual shard]

tru

but only one god

[brittle gust]

@cunning niche I'll dm you my government structure

[cunning niche]

@visual shard hes not in the paani nation @balmy epoch

[visual shard]

I know

[balmy epoch]

ok i gtg

[visual shard]

that

[cunning niche]

ok bye bye

[visual shard]

byebye honey bed

[west path]

Did i miss something

[brittle gust]

Bye

[balmy epoch]

@visual shard just do it.

[visual shard]

no

nononono

[cunning niche]

theres a new religion people in pidjinns nation are startimg to follow

[fierce timber]

Of all possible spots for this blud to place himself 💔

[west path]

peculiarite

@visual shard can we give this false prophet aids

it will be funny and an apt punishment

[cunning niche]

hes not in nation of paania

its in the caliphate!

[visual shard]

Jinnistan

[west path]

Wilderering

[west path]

What caliphate

[cunning niche]

the nation above acnaq

ran by the bee

[fierce timber]

💔

[cunning niche]

@west path another storm hits you

[fierce timber]

@cunning niche I'll be busy for a bit then play btw

[west path]

wild

[visual shard]

yeah @cunning niche I think I'm gonna go mb

[fierce timber]

if you want just follow the same orders I sent last session end

[visual shard]

js don't have the motivation today

[west path]

I did NOTHING to warrant this oh my lord

[brittle gust]

@cunning niche who are my neighbour

[cunning niche]

damn alr if you want u can join in a few hours i'll be nonstop hosting

[cunning niche]

tell that to mama nature

[cunning niche]

@fierce timber

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/packgod-i-need-your-help-imp-gw2-zombie-gif-8470780539185564844

[cunning niche]

@west path the people in jinnistan

are starting too

[west path]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714231026183962726/1219713894457671771/20240319_142607.gif?width=509&height=904

[cunning niche]

how do i say this

revere ur god as one of their own believing in two

[fierce timber]

what

[cunning niche]

@brittle gust wanted to do contact sorry for the ping

like know who u are

[fierce timber]

I saw it dw

[brittle gust]

@cunning niche start constructing roads to connect all the cities
And towns fr
and conduct a big fair in the capital for happiness ee

[brittle gust]

Hello neighbour

[cunning niche]

alr

[fierce timber]

why so close

[brittle gust]

I liked the spot

[fierce timber]

Guh

[brittle gust]

Dw I don't have enough time to war you

[cunning niche]

@brittle gust the waters between ur colony and mainland are very rough and are starting to flood the coast

[brittle gust]

I'm only here on weekends these days

[brittle gust]

Oo

[visual shard]

tru

[brittle gust]

@cunning niche DAMS DAMS DAAAMMMS

BRONG OUT MY INNER BEAVER EHEHE

https://tenor.com/view/beaver-carrot-eating-gif-21665554

[cunning niche]

where will u dam

i dont think its pheasibly possible

[brittle gust]

Aw

Hmm

[spring bison]

is this real

@brittle gust who lobotomized you

[brittle gust]

@cunning niche

Okay I'll build Breakwaters, small scale near villages and larger near coastal cities and ports to counteract the water
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakwater_(structure)

[brittle gust]

I was never lobotomized

[brittle gust]

@spring bison

[spring bison]

lie btw

[brittle gust]

??

[spring bison]

??

[fierce timber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/697926552721162290/1033426252075384883/shut-up-shut-up-bro.gif

[brittle gust]

Justified meanness

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-polarbear-bear-snow-gif-3489567

[fierce timber]

I come with very sad news

Banan has died

[spring bison]

@brittle gust Is this the peak egypt

[fierce timber]

Literacy is still not 99,9%

[vital latch]

Alright

Wait

is anan hosting here

@cunning niche If you live, do I have any issues I gotta fix that already exist?

[cunning niche]

no u just spawned in develop baby!

[brittle gust]

Guys the evil insomnia demon has taken ahold of meeee

[frank latch]

why is he yellow

[brittle gust]

Aaaaa

[fierce timber]

Hocus Pocus

[brittle gust]

@cunning niche bte

[brittle gust]

He dyes his fur

[frank latch]

this is out of context

I feel like

[brittle gust]

No, I have never been lobotomized

[frank latch]

~bt

[brittle gust]

It's the same in-context and out of context

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: a lobotomy. I did Sen once, Mom.

[vital latch]

First order of buisiness is to establish some form of semi complex government so that I can well... actually govern things without suffering.

We're going to find a monarch, he will be chosen through a tournament to see who the strongest individual in our nation is (Of course... people can take their own gear to the tournament... and people can probably rig the tournament... but who cares )

Once we've found our monarch, we will give him absolute power over the country as he has proven himself as the greatest in our lands. He will select advisers, then we shall build him a awesome castle in our largest city.
(I'm assuming this is a medieval mw going off conversation earlier. going for a nation that is incredibly morally stuck up and berucratic as hell, but to start off it'll just be an absolute monarchy)

[cunning niche]

u make some

[frank latch]

👽

😭

[brittle gust]

Okay yea keep doing it for a while till everything important is covered

[fierce timber]

@cunning niche hey can we prepare for the plan..

[brittle gust]

Okay I'll go actually sleep now

Buh bye banan

[cunning niche]

gnn

[noble cradle]

gn

[west path]

@cunning niche rise and shine mr freeman

Your session isnt dead yet

you may try to formulate an event for me

🎎

i will tell you if it is good

this is „practice” to „engage” your players

[cunning niche]

im thinking of some rn 😭

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/packgod-i-need-your-help-imp-gw2-zombie-gif-8470780539185564844

[cunning niche]

@west path how about a drought in the salvia and grain food farms?

@vital latch the other pinkish natio to the right

approaches u with diplomats

[vital latch]

Do the diplomats look friendly?

If they do, invite them to the kings castle for a feast

[cunning niche]

they are dressed in a mix of leather and metal

[west path]

im in a semi equatorial tropic

[cunning niche]

one one hand the leather shows that they are peaceful and the metal armour shows that they can strike hard

[vital latch]

[cunning niche]

how about a solar eclipse... the skies turn dark and the moon passes infront of the sun

@fierce timber ur sufficiantly repared to fight

[west path]

what would this even do? Incite prayer for a brief moment??

😭

[cunning niche]

this causes panic among the priests and people

[noble cradle]

Cause the world's biggest crashout

[vital latch]

@cunning niche Attempt to set up various farming villages along our river, this is done in the obvious hope of increasing food production to be more able to feed our population. If we have any extra food production on average over what we need, try to use it as a barganing chip with the nation that sent us diplomats to maybe be able to trade to them.

[west path]

https://tenor.com/view/packgod-i-need-your-help-imp-gw2-zombie-gif-8470780539185564844

[fierce timber]

See, this is our call to arms guys

[fierce timber]

Prepare the armies guys

[rose cape]

who are you fighting

[fierce timber]

let us march

[noble cradle]

The demons

[fierce timber]

The sun

[west path]

bro what

goofy ass battle

[rose cape]

@tepid quest your cooked bud

[noble cradle]

It makes sense

[west path]

Nah bro you cant beat god

I love the sun! The sun loves me!

[fierce timber]

Ok pal

Look at it then

[noble cradle]

I hate the sun. The sun 🌞☀️🌞🌞☀️🌞🌞🌞

[cunning niche]

the neighboring nations Kulkin noticies you reading up their army

[west path]

brw @cunning niche the lower part of the continent closer to the tropic should be a dry desert because geography

google it…

[vital latch]

qevie is going to invent nukes to bring the sun to everyone 🎶

[west path]

The sun gives us life btw

[fierce timber]

Kulkin being?

[west path]

fake suns

[noble cradle]

Qevie will be the first man to land on the sun

[fierce timber]

Wrong ❌

[west path]

amen

[noble cradle]

MAGAmen*

[fierce timber]

The map is clearly turned vertically

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche I slept in
Can I see the map

[cunning niche]

kinda toolate to change the biomes but uh thanks for the future ig

@frosty drum u have a WORLD of problems

relating to borders

and the natives

[vital latch]

@cunning niche Anyways, how is the meeting going?

[fierce timber]

How many meetings are these people hosting

[west path]

those who… those who snow

[frosty drum]

Please give me a bit
I just woke up

[cunning niche]

they seem disgusted by the food, but they wish to establish relations

[west path]

Notice a trend?

im fairly certain this is because of the rain cycle and ocean currents 😋

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum so...

[west path]

The equator is LEECHING water.

[cunning niche]

trade caravans are being targatted

[west path]

blehhh

[frosty drum]

By who

[west path]

it would have made it more interesting

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714231026183962726/1219713894457671771/20240319_142607.gif?width=509&height=904

[cunning niche]

the natives

[frosty drum]

Which ones

[cunning niche]

both

[frosty drum]

Wdym both

[noble cradle]

Something something twenty billion phenomenons later Australia is a desert because of it

[cunning niche]

they are coordinating to attack ur trade caravans

[vital latch]

Ask them why they did not like this food, though we do accept the establishment of relations

Are they cannables or are we bad at cooking

[west path]

Erm akshually this is because of a large amount of mountainous terrain and due to erm uhhhhhhhh cold ocean currents 🤣🤣🤣

https://tenor.com/view/fat-rabbit-bunny-obese-huge-rabbit-gif-6712129668066040353

[cunning niche]

they get embarrased when you call them out and try to show respect and say "no no no we like the food"

[noble cradle]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@noble cradle: Yes 🤣🤣🤣. A lot of okay, and forests. Flowing with mountains, ahemmm memories

[noble cradle]

Bææññææææāâm

[noble cradle]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@noble cradle: Hello.

[vital latch]

I'll believe them, though take notes... at some later point we'll need to hire better chefs
Whenever they end up leaving, give them some kind of parting gift. Not quite sure what I have other than food rn, but give something to them; possibly some kinda artwork

[cunning niche]

@fierce timber small canoes full of men

roll in to attack

they start disembarking from their boats and going to pillaged the coastal cities

[wild mason]

@cunning niche Im back for a minute did I miss anything important to me

[fierce timber]

Okay, arm our men around the cities and prepare an ambush, our cavalry will flank their forces

[cunning niche]

contact with the foreigners have made ur people sick....

[fierce timber]

While that happens, can we have a contingent of archers stand by to burn their cannoes if they try to escape

[frosty drum]

@fierce timber wanna ally

[cunning niche]

and the practice is over but there are still discrimination between genders

[fierce timber]

Where you

[frosty drum]

Big red nation

[fierce timber]

The one up north of me?

[frosty drum]

Yes

[fierce timber]

Sure

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum granaries are being sabotaged

[frosty drum]

Im resisting the urge to pull a goali

[cunning niche]

okay guys

in have to focus

on loxus war

[frosty drum]

Ok so
Thats it

[fresh jewel]

@frosty drum launch a naval invasion of my nation

[fierce timber]

[fresh jewel]

please

[vital latch]

@cunning niche If there are any hills in my nation, attempt to set up some basic mines along them in the hope to obtain additional crucial materials such as stone and copper. If there are not any hills in my nation: establish more farms and try to trade food with other people for various other junks I might need.

[cunning niche]

@fierce timber the canoes are burnt but they've disembarked here

and are making quick progress

[fierce timber]

hmm

[cunning niche]

they have the city

[fierce timber]

do we have our own people there or did everyone evacuate

[frosty drum]

@fierce timber want help?

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum the native craftsmen stop crafting for their filthy overlords

[cunning niche]

u dont know the war is happenng

[cunning niche]

they tried to evacuate but the enemies slaughtered them

they are currently pilliaging the city

[fierce timber]

Alright then, prepare a Frontline around the city with our forces to push them into the river,
have another contingent on the other side of the river who'll cross it if they see an opportunity (preferably later when they're tired from pillaging)

[cunning niche]

the forces are trapped

cornered

[fierce timber]

Good

I don't think the City has any big walls right, would a siege be necessary

[cunning niche]

no

it wouldnt

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche go down south and discover @fierce timber

[fierce timber]

Alright then, let's advance

[wild mason]

Is this not meta

Why are you trying to discover someone you don't know about

[cunning niche]

no

meta gaming

[spring bison]

least imperialist US moment

[fierce timber]

Make sure to leave a fake opening in the river so they think they still have a chance to escape @cunning niche

[cunning niche]

ur men slowly encroach on the captured city but reinforces come!

they shoot fire arrows on ur men

[fierce timber]

Cwazy

[cunning niche]

and hit some of their own in the crossfire tho

@frosty drum the first genocide of the natives happens

[fierce timber]

have our cavalry out maneuver their reinforcements from the side

if necessary have our guys across the river help out too

[frosty drum]

Good.

[fierce timber]

while they hold off that, keep up the pressure in the cornered dudes

[cunning niche]

the archers run away

[cunning niche]

the natives start to hide

people

sympathetic

with the natives hid them in their homes

[spring bison]

is this peak egypt

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/ponder-deliberate-sun-tzu-art-of-war-ponder-and-deliberate-before-you-make-a-move-gif-26510164

[cunning niche]

@fierce timber

[noble cradle]

@hollow garden wake up wake up the mamluks are back

[fierce timber]

saw, with that threat gone, let's try and finish up the canoe invaders

do keep an eye out for other reinforcements however

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-speech-bubble-speech-bubble-gif-15578268695038621276

[cunning niche]

okay

[spring bison]

crazy

[noble cradle]

Where is Egyptian carribean

Egyptian spice islands

[spring bison]

having less prestige than a colony is crazy

[fierce timber]

True

[cunning niche]

back

sorry

was praying

[spring bison]

Bulgaria is cooked

[cunning niche]

@fierce timber the archers start raining arrows from above

covering a second reinforcement coming in from the south

[visual shard]

@cunning niche ban

an

[fierce timber]

south?

goofy

[visual shard]

tahya misr @hollow garden

[visual shard]

@cunning niche continue investigating sir Hitsos
other than worshipping him, what else does he teach of

[fierce timber]

@cunning niche honestly let's divide our forces in two, have our main contingent of infantry and archer-cavalry fight off these reinforcements. Make sure to use our superior cavalry to our advantage by making quick maneuvers and hit & run tactics
the second one stays in the city beating the canoe invaders.

[cunning turret]

yo

gurt

[visual shard]

mug

[cunning niche]

he teaches of religion and love

[cunning turret]

roman

[visual shard]

but WHAT religion😭

[cunning niche]

ASK HONEY BEE

[cunning turret]

what's going on here

[cunning niche]

HE DIDNT EKABORATE MORE

[visual shard]

@balmy epoch fat

[west path]

archer cavalry in antiquity 💔

[fierce timber]

Hey I got cavalry

And archers

That's.. really not advanced

[cunning turret]

2100 tech

[fierce timber]

Are we forgetting the huns and hundreds of other nomadic people that we had in this era of history

[cunning turret]

he's too ahead

ban

[cunning niche]

@fierce timber

more arrows

the men and horses are getting scared

[visual shard]

anyway @cunning niche I literally have the most developed and strongest religious identity🤫 🤫 🤫

this Hitsos guy has nothing on me

[cunning niche]

this gives an opening for them to do a quick land grab

they are on the defensive now

[cunning niche]

hes not tryna convert ur people

[fierce timber]

can we use our cavalry to cut down these archers on a surprise attack

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche dms fr

[visual shard]

tru
have we solved our pest problem btw

[cunning niche]

yes

[visual shard]

yippeed

[fierce timber]

didn't I have a force holding them at the city

[cunning niche]

they pincered u

[visual shard]

uuh I'm still a bit uninspired on what to do but I have the energy to do it

[fierce timber]

huh, alright

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum word of the genocide gets oiut

and it spreads

fast...

[fierce timber]

can we call in our own reinforcements or no

[cunning niche]

you can ofc

[frosty drum]

Whatever

[fierce timber]

well do that, and let me make a plan real quick

[cunning niche]

ok

[noble cradle]

Misam publicly denounces @frosty drum due to the recent genocide and we will be severing diplomatic ties 🛸 ✌🏻

[fierce timber]

@cunning niche have our reinforcements help cut off the city pillagers again, and open a defensive front along the yellow line.
Have our archers weaken their infantry out while our cavalry (the yellow arrow) flanks and attacks their archers

[frosty drum]

See ya

[cunning niche]

u dont have forces in the encirclment

i just forgot to colour it in

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/please-keep-the-chat-in-bulgarian-bulgaria-bulgarian-gif-8046274049960957211

[fierce timber]

oh, alright, ignore the second inner arrow

[noble cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/please-keep-the-chat-in-bulgarian-bulgaria-bulgarian-gif-8046274049960957211

[cunning niche]

ok

@frosty drum u cant find any of the natives

[visual shard]

@cunning niche we get this ENGRAVED into the walls of all our temples
it reads "Glory to Paaniji"

[cunning niche]

its like they "dissapeared"

[cunning niche]

alr

[fierce timber]

keep the push up, let's encircle their little incursion

[visual shard]

cultural identity cemented

time to uuh

uuuuuuhhd

[fierce timber]

cavalry runs down anyone who tries to escape

[visual shard]

waid where's map

[cunning niche]

@visual shard ur holy temples

are starting to get defiled

[visual shard]

by who

what

[noble cradle]

The temple defiler

[cunning niche]

we dont know

the temples just have graffiti on them

[noble cradle]

Little paanji boys BURNED at the stake for graffiti on temple walls

[fierce timber]

Crazy

[visual shard]

1. Fix them up and capture whoever is responsible for this
2. Make a speech to my people - "My brothers and sisters. Whether we believe in what Paani teaches or not, we still have a common goal. We are united by nationality. So we must work together. But those who wish to destroy our beautiful temples; it is they who wish to destroy our nation. It is our duty to uphold our connections to Paaniji"

waid

whyd I take it so seriously

eh

[cunning niche]

@marsh lance a so called group of... "free thinkers" have started

[noble cradle]

🐖 ✌🏻 🚓

[cunning niche]

to discuss how to settle

things peacefully

instead of war

@marsh lance the nation to the north backs off for a while

@frosty drum the tribes

have resurfaced

they have been

attacking ur patrolls

and lighting farms on fire

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-rivals-dr-strange-doctor-strange-by-the-eye-of-agamotto-skeleton-punch-gif-7450063060432361634

[cunning niche]

@fierce timber update!!

the natives are putting on a heavy defense

[fierce timber]

Uhuh

[cunning niche]

the people are moved

[marsh lance]

more hippies? not in my death cult, who are these so called "enlightened thinkers"

we haven't even been to war yet btw

for the record

[fierce timber]

Have they been encircled or no, if not pressure them further, they're stuck in enemy territory with no supplies

[cunning niche]

no

[marsh lance]

we are merely preparing to defend ourselves if those punks to the north try to start shit

[visual shard]

so uuh no more vandalism???
also did we catch the culprids

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum native hideouts are slowly being discovered

[fierce timber]

@cunning niche can we use flaming arrows on them

[cunning niche]

they are being slaughtered and hung on the streets and roads

[cunning niche]

sure?

[fierce timber]

I'm just asking btw

Don't actually use them

I'll save them for a special occasion

[cunning niche]

oh ok

[spring bison]

least genocidal skillerz moment

[fierce timber]

he might have the funk

[visual shard]

@cunning niche does jinnistan have a monopoly on anything btw

[cunning niche]

yes

the trade route

[visual shard]

is it fish

ouh tru the trade route

[cunning niche]

merchants are marking up prices

[visual shard]

uuhd

[cunning niche]

to make more money

since u own it

[cunning niche]

ur merchants

[visual shard]

we'll monitor it and make sure they don't make prices too massively high

[cunning niche]

ook

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche has anything happened to my nation yet

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche btw can i search the forest for more plants, my fields require more diverse crops

[cunning niche]

no

[visual shard]

merchants will be obligated to keep prices at/below 160% of internal market prices

[fresh jewel]

when is it gonna collapse

[cunning niche]

you find edemame beans, raspberries, black currant, mushrooms, and radish

[marsh lance]

🤑

[visual shard]

@cunning niche what have the slaves been mining up

[marsh lance]

but my people dont know how to grow mushrooms its alright anyway

[visual shard]

if you say tin

pmo

[cunning niche]

lapis, iron, chrome

[visual shard]

ouh

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum ur spies are being killed

[marsh lance]

Cultivate the beans and berries, cultivate the radish aswell but mix it into our corn nuggets for more nutrition, we will use the berries to make a sort of protein food by mixing it with ground, dried hog meat, melted hog fat, and crushed berries

[frosty drum]

Expected

[marsh lance]

this mixture will also be folded into a brick

[visual shard]

use some of that lapis as dye for artwork within temple imagery

[marsh lance]

pemmican made ✅ new slop acquired

[cunning niche]

instead of chicken nuggets u have coirn nuggets

[visual shard]

coirn

[cunning niche]

jabroski idc

[marsh lance]

we will just.. actually we will eat the edamame straight, i wont make my people suffer with it, they may have their beans and season it with herbs and salt

[fierce timber]

Hm

Corn Nuggets?

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum the natives are in full on rebellion

[frosty drum]

I NEVER HAD SLAVES????

[visual shard]

@cunning niche search in the forests for more crops/food

[cunning niche]

i mean natives

i confused

[fierce timber]

Skillerz might be cooked guys

[visual shard]

slaves

[marsh lance]

delicious Mo'Kaida delicacies: Hog meat pemmican, Dried and salted radish corn nuggets, spiced edamame beans ✅

[fierce timber]

Can I have those

[cunning niche]

@west path meat

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche Misam declared war on @frosty drum for the native genocide. Call in our Satrapy

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche dms

[west path]

hog meat…

wow

Vile.

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche make the pemmican soldier food actually, they will need a lot of protein and energy, nutritious food

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/tv-tenna-ant-tenna-antenna-deltarune-gif-9442276538501173676

[west path]

Is the hog meat fatty enough to turn into pemmican though

Also how do you have hogs

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche in the mean time, continue the selective breeding of our hogs to continue to make them disgustingly strong

[marsh lance]

the ones that we fatten up for eating will yes

[west path]

You need domesticated pigs for hog mwat

[cunning niche]

oh my lorde

[west path]

meat*

[marsh lance]

i have tamed, the wild boar 🥶

i found in the forest

[fierce timber]

guys hold on, we can't be warring

peace is more important

[west path]

Yeah im stealing them from you

[noble cradle]

Hog ridahhh

[marsh lance]

Sypau 😂 😂

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum landings!

[noble cradle]

Shut your pat ass up

[marsh lance]

good god hes cooked

[fierce timber]

omg

guys he's getting oranged and blued

[visual shard]

what if I piled in!

[cunning niche]

u dont know of the war

[fierce timber]

hogpiling

[visual shard]

shurrup let me metagame

[cunning niche]

@marsh lance some hoglites have been stoling

[west path]

What if I piled in too

[fierce timber]

@cunning niche hey like, how's the war

[west path]

Ultimate hogpiling

[fierce timber]

HOG NUKE

[cunning niche]

its a stalemate

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/piss-nuke-piss-nuke-tutorial-truth-nuke-true-true-morgan-freeman-gif-1990497734463688507

[west path]

@cunning niche hogpile on skillerz send 5 people to hogpile

[fierce timber]

Didn't u say they were weaker 💔
Are they getting screwed over by lack of supply atleast

[west path]

@cunning niche expand my mainland colony and begin teaching the mainlanders about combat and honor

[cunning niche]

a break through

[west path]

In their servitude of the nation

what did i call it again

[fierce timber]

freedom

[west path]

Savelia

blehh

[visual shard]

@cunning niche begin educating my people on how to read and write so that communication can happen quicker and more affectively

[fierce timber]

end these canoe fellows and let's push towards their territories

[west path]

Those who jinnistan:

@visual shard can i join your funny trade alliance

😋

[visual shard]

have you converted to my religion yet/are you honeybee?

[west path]

no to both

I am Qevie though

[visual shard]

no

you failed the test

[west path]

what if i give you more hemp

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche When a youth is initiated into shamanic service, they will be given another option of service, i would like to make an "Honor guard" of hyper indoctrined warrior shamans, given some steel armor (Chestpiece and shoulder pieces, maybe some additional leg guards as opposed to our more lightweight regular soldiers) give them 2 pronged serrated spears alongside a square shield (no razor edges) with a larger, sharpened spike in the middle.

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-cobain-signer-nirvana-gif-7520874302069521186

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum the satrapy is rading near the capital

[visual shard]

what if you CONVERT to paaniism

[west path]

Think about it..

[west path]

This dude doesnt want paper 🤣🤣

[marsh lance]

your mainland what..

sir qev

are you going to gentrify my people next

[visual shard]

waiwait

hmmm

[west path]

I am going to liquidate you into pure and unfiltered capital

[marsh lance]

is this for eel

did he steal a hoglet

[west path]

If i join the trade alliance… i can trade hemp

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-cute-little-pig-gif-26189204

[cunning niche]

yes

[west path]

For a respectable price

[wild mason]

fly high little skillerian 🕊️

[visual shard]

@west path seeming as our religions atleast have a sun and water figure

yes

[silent smelt]

JARZIANS

[visual shard]

it is a deal

[silent smelt]

today

today we celebrate a new era

today we celebrate

[marsh lance]

@west path you will answer for this, why would you steal when you could have requested it of me

[cunning niche]

slow progress in southern reclamation

[west path]

I didnt steal

[marsh lance]

Akinator: does your character shower?

[west path]

One. Of my stupid ass traitor cultists did

now there are hogs everywhere on this island and we cant get rid of them bro

[marsh lance]

divine punishment

he who cannot handle the hogs properly shall not have them at all

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum @noble cradle a blockade

[west path]

Wild

@marsh lance Hey! Can our xocats move in to make you wealthier

[visual shard]

@cunning niche reform the political system within Jinnistan
the nation is split up into districts, each of which is run by one of the districts nobles for a 6 month term before they rotate around
these representatives meet with me to discuss issues and potential development

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche with this, also invent a fighting formation called "Uji'Naase" meaning "Urchin" where the men, particularly the honor guard will form a dome with their spiked shields, which should hopefully be good in large battle scenarios.

[marsh lance]

erm... sowwy! they wont like it btw

also we dont function off money

take your mercantilism and go

if you mean wealth as in material wealth, come give me a volunteer work force to help me harvest my local resources and farm my crops

[west path]

Wow. We cant gentrify you?

[marsh lance]

yes

thanks to my barter system

my peak

i cannot fall victim to the birth throes of capitalism

[west path]

Why does he not want to get richer?

[west path]

THE FOOL

@visual shard Hey! Can we also trade seasoning and ultra omega pack zaza

[visual shard]

I am the best nation

[west path]

alongside the hemp

[marsh lance]

DONT DO IT!!! THAT SHIT LACED!!

[visual shard]

seasoning yes zaza no

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum ur supply lines are being raided

[west path]

But

its fresh

[visual shard]

no

[west path]

its fresh zaza bro

[visual shard]

no qev

[frosty drum]

Of course they are

[visual shard]

no zaza

no mj

[marsh lance]

skillerz is fighting for his life rn

[west path]

Dawg the blunts are perfect

Tobacco and weed mix

Ultra heavenly pack

[visual shard]

wev

qev

no

[west path]

Wow.

[visual shard]

stop spreading your evil

[west path]

But

weed… is good for your mental health

[visual shard]

just the hemp🥀

[cunning niche]

@noble cradle surprise mother father!

[visual shard]

mother fakher

[west path]

Atleast let us sell our seasoning bro

😭

[noble cradle]

Have the troops we stationed here just,,, kill them LoL?

[visual shard]

are you

illiterate

I said yes to seasoning

no to zaza

[west path]

otay

@cunning niche sell hemp and seasoning

[cunning niche]

ok

[visual shard]

but if you try and smuggle any zaza

pmo

pmo

[west path]

hemp will be semi gatekept so one crate per year

😋

[visual shard]

yummers

[visual shard]

what do you want for this btw @west path

I'm no freeloader

[west path]

I hope you know that hemp is literally made out of zaza so if your sailors start smoking your sails dont blame me

[west path]

Gold and silver

[visual shard]

I know but

[noble cradle]

Have the imperial and standard guard lead the charge against the backdrop of our many militia archers

[visual shard]

they are intelligens

[cunning niche]

hes fighting people who know the land beter than him 😭

[visual shard]

ouh @cunning niche do I have this

ok qevie

it is a seal

[fierce timber]

counter hog

[visual shard]

@cunning niche calling my district reps for a meeting to see what we could do/what needs developing (I'm uninspired rn)

[west path]

@cunning niche big moolah

begin minting coins with these

[visual shard]

making coins of gold and silver🥀

[west path]

@visual shard will you… adopt my mode of currency (silver and gold coins)

They are very valueable and amazing

[visual shard]

I use tin coins

[west path]

you can name them and put any symbols that you want

it will make it easier to exchange though

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche can I see world map real quick

[visual shard]

cheaper to produce

[frosty drum]

@noble cradle dms

[visual shard]

froh

[fierce timber]

uhuh

[visual shard]

I like my tin

[west path]

yeah but less valueable

👽

[fierce timber]

[visual shard]

I LIKE my tin

[noble cradle]

Ok

[west path]

you could have tin coins as like the bottom tier coin buddy

Silver and gold are shiny

[cunning niche]

@wild mason tf happened

[noble cradle]

Average

[frosty drum]

The Banamaverse

[noble cradle]

The new world is a cloned world

[visual shard]

ok @cunning niche adopt this form of currency
Tin coins - lowest value
Silver coins - medium value
Gold coins - highest value
exchange rate of about 1 gold coin = 10 silver coins = 500 tin coins
ALSO begin minting

[visual shard]

@west path thoughts?

[west path]

amen

[visual shard]

so be it

[west path]

now we can exchange currency better

[marsh lance]

oh.. god

[visual shard]

or

[marsh lance]

the multiverse

[visual shard]

you could use

[marsh lance]

its here

[visual shard]

my currency and exchange syatem

system

[visual shard]

binary fission

mws are bacterial life forms

[west path]

Hes cooked

[cunning niche]

@wild mason helpp!!

[visual shard]

also what the fakher did @cunning niche just leak another entire continent

[marsh lance]

im like a bird (immmm like a biird)

https://tenor.com/view/cute-rabbit-cute-yummy-strawberry-silly-gif-11015733056807198532

[cunning niche]

its ok nothings on

[visual shard]

what the america

[wild mason]

I dont know what this is :c

[visual shard]

:c

[marsh lance]

is it corrupted?

[west path]

hes so tiny

[visual shard]

@cunning niche hab you fixed

[cunning niche]

i fixed

[cunning niche]

i had wrap around mode on

oops

[visual shard]

we love you banan

but uuh thanks for leaking the americas

I'm gonna metagame and sail to the east @cunning niche

[cunning niche]

ur ships crash in a storm

[visual shard]

the "metagame"

was

was that not cleard

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum what ur next action @noble cradle

[noble cradle]

Peace

It is done

[frosty drum]

We talking in dms

[cunning niche]

ok

show me

[cunning niche]

the other natives

are still in rebellion tho

[noble cradle]

I meant we seized the peninsula not the satrapy

[cunning niche]

ok

the satrapy wants it tho

[visual shard]

hmmm

[cunning niche]

@noble cradle also how mch will skillrz pay and over what time frame

[visual shard]

@cunning niche what percentage of my people can read/write now btw

[noble cradle]

Tell them they can have reduced costs for port access in it

[cunning niche]

they accepet

but still want it

[noble cradle]

I'm thinking

[cunning niche]

ok

[visual shard]

why does banan hate me💔

[cunning niche]

i dont!

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche just for the record has the people north of me actually accepted me giving opium to them

[cunning niche]

@balmy epoch where r u

[visual shard]

so respond to me!

[cunning niche]

but

[balmy epoch]

I don’t have motivation to play today

[cunning niche]

they shall limit the trade

[cunning niche]

alr

[marsh lance]

how dare they deprive their people of narcotics!

[balmy epoch]

sorry ojdohme

pidgin

[visual shard]

honeybed

[visual shard]

no

[marsh lance]

Liberal

[midnight ocean]

is banam mapwar still going

[visual shard]

uuuhd

[visual shard]

tie

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche ,roll 20 expand

[fresh jewel]

i need someone to invade me

[midnight ocean]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

acnaq

:game_die: You rolled 8

[midnight ocean]

crazy

[fresh jewel]

@visual shard i need you to do a naval invasion

[visual shard]

shut UP

[fresh jewel]

and annex my nation

[marsh lance]

@midnight ocean you are a PACIFIST HOG... but i love you so i will not slander you too harshly

[rose cape]

@cunning niche invade him

[visual shard]

if you wanna leave the nation js self destruct

[fierce timber]

I'm back guys!

[rose cape]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 4

[cunning niche]

it fails!

[midnight ocean]

I havent had anyone to invade 😭

[cunning niche]

@wild mason

[visual shard]

you can invade me❤️
-# please don't invade me

[midnight ocean]

where are you

[visual shard]

@cunning niche how are my tourguides btw

[visual shard]

I'm the black nation

on your continent

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche send a diplomat up to the tribe north of me to pester them about why they sent troops to the border, ask them why

things could be much better if they joined us

no paranoia

[midnight ocean]

is pat still being harrassed

[marsh lance]

i turned them away but

dear god do i just want to jump them for no reason

[mental marsh]

i wasnt pinged

@cunning niche 🥀

[visual shard]

get the banan mw ping in game room server

[mental marsh]

true

[fierce timber]

It's been seven hundred years

[cunning niche]

@midnight ocean the alchemestists discover

[midnight ocean]

I can send troops in case of war in return for like anything idk

[visual shard]

fatnaq

[cunning niche]

a way tomake sugar brown

[mental marsh]

@cunning niche i want to expand to the rest of the island

[visual shard]

@cunning niche may I see map

[mental marsh]

send scouts

[visual shard]

llease

[midnight ocean]

isnt sugar brown like naturally

[cunning niche]

@mental marsh remind me where u are

[cunning niche]

with heat

it tastes sweeter

and it dosent become grainy

[midnight ocean]

oh your talking about glazing

[mental marsh]

green in the top left

[midnight ocean]

I thought you were talking about brown sugar (different)

[marsh lance]

would you enjoy to have opium and radishes? i could also grant you a large share of my further strengthened hogs as long as you promise to take care of them

[cunning niche]

@fierce timber i forgot to update

[fierce timber]

Awesome...

[midnight ocean]

make a creme brulee

[visual shard]

brûlée

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/view/glaze-gif-14668791808919620231

[visual shard]

crème brûlée

burnt cream

[noble cradle]

700lbs of iron and copper
500lbs of tin paid every two years (with incremental payments bi-annualy) for the next 82 years

[fierce timber]

Can we follow that southern trail of theirs with an army to attack their main city from the south

[noble cradle]

No

[west path]

@visual shard hey buddy we got more food for you to tru

[noble cradle]

Eait

[west path]

try

pay us money for this though

[visual shard]

what's the food

[midnight ocean]

honey bee already discovered glazing 8 years ago when donald trump was elected president

[west path]

it is.. magical

[cunning niche]

sure?

[visual shard]

is it zaza

if it's zaza qevie

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche this was the deal

[visual shard]

pmo

[cunning niche]

guh

sure

[fierce timber]

Is there a quicker route

[mental marsh]

@cunning niche can i get map of me

[noble cradle]

Ignore that one do the one in the image

[cunning niche]

no

[west path]

Caramelized sugar + crispy and hollow bread + cocoa powder (not from a fermented cocoa bean though) + citrus

[visual shard]

this seems suspicious

hmmm

is there any zaza in this

[west path]

this shit is PRISTINE

[west path]

No?

why would there be

[fierce timber]

Well then, go on, keep the main push up in the river though

[visual shard]

ok qevie I trust you

[west path]

It would ruin the flavor

[midnight ocean]

caramelization

[visual shard]

I will pay you for the food

[cunning niche]

@rose cape ok

[midnight ocean]

Born to conquer and eat people forced to make creme brulee

[west path]

5 gold for 10 of these.

[cunning niche]

@mental marsh where r u

[marsh lance]

qevie's situation

[west path]

Thank you acnaq for reminding me about dairy

[visual shard]

how about 4 gold for 9

[marsh lance]

why are you anti war btw

@cunning niche results of the diplomat

[west path]

erm.. scam

[visual shard]

nop

[cunning niche]

they kick you out and throw tea on the diplomat

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/italia-mattarella-patriota-patriottico-buona-notte-in-italiano-gif-511964112661538339

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche more horses and train my people in horse riding combat

[west path]

youre getting one free

[cunning niche]

as a show od disrespect

[visual shard]

ok 5 gold for 10 @west path

[visual shard]

generous

[midnight ocean]

are we going to let this slide

[marsh lance]

@midnight ocean have your people, recently had a hankering for more human flesh?

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/please-keep-the-chat-in-bulgarian-bulgaria-bulgarian-gif-8046274049960957211

[midnight ocean]

probably

[west path]

for this great trade deal we will be giving you one free + an additional crate of hemp @cunning niche

[visual shard]

@hollow garden we need you elsa

[frosty drum]

Why does that look like switzerland

[visual shard]

why are you so generous qev

I feel like I'm being trapped

in debt

[west path]

I need to keep my sources of moolah close

[cunning niche]

@visual shard maerchants are caught pricing above the 160%

[visual shard]

tru I do have control over the major trade routes

[fierce timber]

Strengthen our advances in the south and east, make sure to take over the surrounding cities first, letting people run away to the capital so it gets overcrowded and hard to defend

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche March the army up to the river, alongside our new honor guard units, there we will make massive bonfires and chant hymns for multiple nights, we must hype our troops up, we wil begin building a plethora of log bridges to cross our troops across aswell, @midnight ocean call upon the acnaqians for their support, if they do not come or do not make it before the bridges are complete we will cross anyway

[visual shard]

take all of their profits from the past month
force prices back down below 160%

[marsh lance]

it is time to test our military theory

[west path]

i will be the master chef of the continent

[cunning niche]

send war map

[visual shard]

i will be money

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche Form an army of my best soldiers with a horse riding regiment and they are lead by the 5 invincibles

[west path]

@marsh lance @visual shard youre invited to the cookout

[visual shard]

won't pat

[marsh lance]

????

[visual shard]

cook human

flesh

[noble cradle]

Acnaq ... Is a shek 🤯

[west path]

we will have a great festival where we all COOK with the ingredients provided by the island

[cunning niche]

the merchants dont like this

[frosty drum]

😱

[west path]

We will be removing squid and octopus from the menu though

[cunning niche]

i mean a plan

[west path]

Due to religious preferences

[cunning niche]

plan map @marsh lance

[fierce timber]

Mods, Alpha is being racist to squids

[marsh lance]

ah, may i see da map

[midnight ocean]

make a million arrows

[visual shard]

they can stbau
they're already getting up to a 60% profit that's VERY good

[west path]

its actually the paanists

[midnight ocean]

that will appease banan

[west path]

we have no problem with squids

[visual shard]

thank yoy

you

[marsh lance]

oh my god i didnt even know they were that close

[visual shard]

this will disrupt the trade routes

[marsh lance]

this whole time i thought we were separated by the river

[midnight ocean]

we are

[visual shard]

@marsh lance will you still give merchant ships safe river passage during the war

[cunning niche]

kwazy ur traps are still there thugh on the border of the forest

[marsh lance]

i meant the tribe

[marsh lance]

???

[midnight ocean]

oh yeah kill them

[visual shard]

I'm using the river next to you as a major trade route

will we be granted safe passage if you go to war

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche I want to have a parade in the capital showing some of our newest loot and celebrating our victory. Declare that this was mandated... By heaven. Also have the parade led by the position of Chief Parad...er.

[west path]

@marsh lance we will give you our caramel buns in exchange for ice in the winter

[marsh lance]

Yesr

[west path]

I have an idea.

[visual shard]

thank you pat

[noble cradle]

Invite the nobles to attend as wlel

[visual shard]

@cunning niche may I view the map

[west path]

@cunning niche Can we try to create a contraption to cool water down… the goal is to harvest the energy of the motion (via a series of river wheels) and then use that to spin fans into a room to cool it down

[visual shard]

thank you

[west path]

We shall see if that works

I need to make my shaved ice.

[cunning niche]

i dont know the logistics of this irl

[noble cradle]

Ask grok

[cunning niche]

grok?

[west path]

Okay wait.

[visual shard]

@cunning niche send settlers to the areas circled in red
send out some ships to map out nearby coasts better

[west path]

@cunning niche do we have caves

Caves are generally cooler than outside…

[cunning niche]

English:

Yes, your concept is theoretically possible and aligns with basic principles of energy conversion. Here's how it could work and what to consider:

🔧 Concept Overview:
You want to:

Use river wheels to harness the kinetic energy of flowing water.

Convert this mechanical energy into spinning fans.

Use the fans to cool a room.

✅ What Works:
Hydropower: River wheels are a basic form of hydro energy harvesting. They can directly spin mechanical systems or generate electricity.

Direct Mechanical Cooling: Instead of converting the energy to electricity, using it directly to spin fans is efficient—less energy is lost.

Air Movement = Cooling Effect: Moving air can make a space feel cooler by enhancing evaporation and convection, even if the air temperature doesn’t drop.

⚠️ Limitations:
No True Cooling Without Refrigeration: Fans don't lower the air temperature; they just make it feel cooler. If you're trying to actually reduce the temperature of the water or air, you'll need a more complex system (e.g. compressor-based refrigeration or evaporative cooling).

Distance from River to Room: If the room is far from the river, mechanical transmission becomes difficult. Using the water wheel to generate electricity might be more practical in that case.

Environmental Dependence: The system relies on continuous water flow—droughts or seasonal changes could affect performance.

💡 Possible Improvements:
Use the mechanical energy to run a water pump in an evaporative cooling system (swamp cooler).

Store excess energy in batteries or flywheels for use when the river flow is weaker.

Add heat exchangers or Peltier modules if actual cooling is required.

[visual shard]

sybau

[cunning niche]

ok bokay

[noble cradle]

~bt

[west path]

we can create a small compartment in a cave and fill it with ice to cool things down and make more ice..

[west path]

@cunning niche do this

[fierce timber]

Erm

What was that

[visual shard]

@cunning niche thoughts btw

[west path]

We will import the ice from parfum in the winter

[cunning niche]

ok

[west path]

@marsh lance I NEED YOU TO HELP!!!

[silent smelt]

Shot on Snapdragon

[west path]

i will give you my caramel bread

[marsh lance]

Wait what

Bro

I dont produce ice

I do not live in a wintery climate

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-invincible-war-i-need-you-cecil-cecil-invincible-gif-17654934589302344134

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/mason-mount-manchester-united-gif-13830861945902452212

[west path]

in winters??

[visual shard]

hmmmmmm

[west path]

temperate climates have ice in the winter

[west path]

👽

[fierce timber]

"Tyler the Creator"

[marsh lance]

Banam said my climate is more tropical than temperate but closer between the two

[visual shard]

tru
-# not tru

[west path]

@cunning niche do they still get ice

[silent smelt]

Emirates
Fly Better

[west path]

I need my fucking shaved ice…

[noble cradle]

There is a word for this

[marsh lance]

Also the ice would melt when i get into your end of the sea

[cunning niche]

hail

[fresh jewel]

humid subtropical

[marsh lance]

It will not work

[cunning niche]

@marsh lance @midnight ocean

[west path]

WHAT

[silent smelt]

hail storms?

[cunning niche]

small pibbles of hail

[west path]

this is evil

[midnight ocean]

Secure the western river and hold a defensive position begin to dig in

[visual shard]

pat is giving my merchants safe passage through the river
is the yellow nation giving me safe passage

[west path]

@marsh lance u better start collecting ice..

[fresh jewel]

can someone annex my nation already

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/rashford-marcus-rashford-marcus-rashford-celebration-rashford-celebration-rashford-think-gif-6295557112521580399

[midnight ocean]

soon

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche E

[west path]

@cunning niche we will create an underground network of water and use the fact that colder water is heavier than hot water to fill jugs with cold water and use that… to make ice

[marsh lance]

I will soon cauterize the wound on this land that is their people, let their people burn

[midnight ocean]

have you heard of just wating for the winter

[marsh lance]

First qevue fumble in centuries

[silent smelt]

acnaq fatnaq.

[west path]

Buddy im in a tropical climate i have to make that shit underground

[noble cradle]

5 alien reactions your life is over

[silent smelt]

F1 THE MOVIE
Only in cinemas

[noble cradle]

Leave your keys leave your kids and wife you must leave.

[west path]

man

[midnight ocean]

I dont think you can make ice like that

[noble cradle]

Banished

[west path]

I am using this to minimize the loss of temperature when converting it to ice

[cunning niche]

scortch earth or fire arrows on their brush

[visual shard]

@cunning niche eat acnaq btw

[noble cradle]

They removed banished nvm

[west path]

In my snow compartment in the caves