🎲game-room

[cunning niche]

like they;ve been preparing for more raids

[visual shard]

hmm
yeah I could reach that in just two boat trips most likely

[wild mason]

Wtf do you mean

[cunning niche]

that was poor wording

[prime compass]

Ill teach you our ritual!

[cunning niche]

sorry

[wild mason]

I'm not attacking them I'm offering to buy the rice at a higher rate 👽

[cunning niche]

lemme elaborate

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason The rice gains sentience! It has founded its own kingdom

[cunning niche]

you said to intercept??

[noble cradle]

That's an attack

[cunning niche]

when u try intercepting they fight

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche expand the port and convert the northern exclave into a penal colony

[cunning niche]

and in the struggle

[visual shard]

@cunning niche send boats up north for exploration
supply them with fishing equipment for continual food restocks along the way

[frank latch]

aw dang it

I hate it when my rice does this

[cunning niche]

they loose rice

[wild mason]

This is so dumb wtf

[cunning niche]

and u dont get any

[frank latch]

lose*

[cunning niche]

hows it dumb????

[cunning niche]

if ur trying to intercept ships wouldnt they try and fight back?

[noble cradle]

Im going to found a rice university

Trillions must farm

[fresh jewel]

obliterate houston

[cunning niche]

do u want me to intecept it

[prime compass]

@cunning niche banm

Fund cartography and expeditions to discover New land please...
More wheat farms to sustain my population!

[cunning niche]

and then buy it then

???

[prime compass]

pl

[cunning niche]

@wild mason

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche expand the rice farms

[wild mason]

Because

1. Why would they fight us and lose the cargo if we are not attacking them
2. Intercepting them along the route just means that we can make our offer before they sell it to wherever they are going and its already sold
3. I would think that we would communicate our intent to them, and only raid AFTER they refused the better rate 👽

[cunning niche]

i thought you meant intercept take the rice and then sell it at a higher price

im so sorry

im kinda getting pinged alot and have a war

[wild mason]

I'm saying I wanted to buy their rice for higher than market value 😭

[visual shard]

@cunning niche they keep travelling north, moving northwest around the skillerian seas (slowly moving towards belmi)

[frosty drum]

@noble cradle non aggression pact?

[cunning niche]

im sorryyyyyy i retconn the altercation

but they accept

[cunning niche]

you dont know belemin

[prime compass]

Hi guys so we stab sacrifices in heart, turn them around, slit throat and drain blood and then put them into the sea

As a gift to our god

[wild mason]

Skiller boy is scared of the snorblers

[visual shard]

yeah we're just going to uncharted waters to chart them

[prime compass]

@cunning niche oh btw announce that every 4th ritual indicates the season of fertility in an effort to increase my population

[noble cradle]

Not at this time

[prime compass]

Wait

[cunning niche]

how are going to chart them if you dont know they exist

[visual shard]

exploration

[wild mason]

@cunning niche Ok so the plan was, after acquiring it, to plant rice shoots in the northern islands and use them primarily to grow it and ship back to the main islands. We also want to put crabs in the rice paddies to raise alongside them

[visual shard]

skillerz knows belemin exists right

we passed by skillerz

[cunning niche]

ok

[visual shard]

we can stop there and ask for information @cunning niche

[cunning niche]

no

hes north of skillerz

[visual shard]

eevil

[cunning niche]

skillerz hasnt gon there

[visual shard]

does skillerz not have boats

as a maritime nation

ok well sail north
chart the uncharted

[cunning niche]

@rose cape u gonna do anything abt the war?

[frosty drum]

Ok I have ships

[balmy epoch]

i’ll be back in 30 months

i’ll play

hop fully he’s still hosting

[balmy epoch]

minutes

[cunning niche]

damn

[fierce timber]

see you in 30 months buddy

[cunning niche]

was just gionna give u an event

[wild mason]

😋

I will cook this in 3 hours

[fresh jewel]

i devour

[visual shard]

@cunning niche what do we find as we go up north into uncharted waterd

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/truman-show-gif-16260897409967297801

[prime compass]

Blood

The smell of blood

[visual shard]

weevil

[cunning niche]

@visual shard i have news

there are storms

hurrcanes to be specific

[prime compass]

Can I have news

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche send cartographers to map the southern coast of the continent

like around 3 or 4 ships

[cunning niche]

okay

[visual shard]

storms

oh no

[prime compass]

You just gotta keep going

[visual shard]

the glorious oceans of paani must know of evil up north

return home @cunning niche

the north is eevil

[prime compass]

We are not evil

[visual shard]

the storms say otherwise

[prime compass]

Yeah our god is protecting us

[visual shard]

and our god is warning us

[prime compass]

Praise Mare

[cunning niche]

ok

[visual shard]

of your evil

Praise be to paani

[frosty drum]

My Nation goes by Many Names

[visual shard]

actually

the religion is called paani/paaniism

[prime compass]

@cunning niche Hi mister ban did our expeditions find anything

[visual shard]

our glorious god is paaniji

praise be to the WATER

@prime compass was zur hölle

[cunning niche]

@fierce timber new player!

[prime compass]

You are a hongdae guy

[fierce timber]

I love being purple

[visual shard]

stop

stop

[prime compass]

No

[fierce timber]

so like, what tech level are we at

classical era still?

[cunning niche]

@wild mason contact!

[cunning niche]

roman

[frosty drum]

@fierce timber HELLO !!!!!

[fierce timber]

ok got it

hello skillerzemperorofpumpkins

[wild mason]

Who is this

[cunning niche]

mug eaters npc

[wild mason]

What are they like

[noble cradle]

Who is around me besides skillerz

I want friends

To trade with

😇

[rose cape]

@cunning niche sorry i fell asleep

[prime compass]

Pls updat

[visual shard]

@cunning niche raise our gloriously crafted flags
they are an emblem of our people's strength and closeness to Paaniji through the water
mark this day as an annual festival called "Piarun Paaniji"

[cunning niche]

idk (he didnt tell me) their visit seems peacefull

[cunning niche]

the wars good!

[fierce timber]

Splatoon Nation

[cunning niche]

@fresh jewel some nobles arent happy...

[frosty drum]

Why not me 😔

[wild mason]

I think we should mostly ignore them and only threaten them if they try fishing in our waters

If they do want to establish trade connections I can sell them the jewelry we have stolen

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/smallfry-little-buddy-splatoon-caption-death-gif-13750537910443474963

[fresh jewel]

whats the reason

[visual shard]

@cunning niche notice how I'm the most stable nation because I have the most religious stability btw

[rose cape]

@cunning niche

[noble cradle]

Let me bestow upon you ancient Chinese wisdom

[cunning niche]

sure they wanna open trade

[frank latch]

peak map warring

[cunning niche]

okay?

[west path]

barack

[noble cradle]

The fat and mighty hare doesn't worry the deed of the skinny rat

[prime compass]

Real

[west path]

Sorry was swimming

[fresh jewel]

rigged

[noble cradle]

This is a true and fact checked Chinese saying

[rose cape]

push along the coast, using naval raids in order to provide our troops with less resistance

[west path]

Real

[visual shard]

where's the map

[prime compass]

@cunning niche Hi
Form the Blessed League of Defence consisting of us and all tribes that fully converted

Also how did our expeditions go

[prime compass]

Listen, the company ain't gonna put up with that kinda attitude from some low-life like you 💢 If you keep disrespecting us, we'll fire your ass 🤫 Long live the company! This is Geraldia ہیلو جیرالڈ

[rose cape]

@cunning niche also demand their surrender of the territories

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche how much land have the cartographers mapped

[cunning niche]

the nobles in controll of the lands hand it over

[visual shard]

@cunning niche je peux voir la carte?

[rose cape]

in the north

[cunning niche]

why r u focused on that when the nobles are mad

[prime compass]

explod

[cunning niche]

ur spending

[prime compass]

Banan plz

[cunning niche]

and giving tribute

and not making money

[cunning niche]

they r good

[cunning niche]

?

[fresh jewel]

pausing construction on the temple

[visual shard]

"Can I see the map?"

[prime compass]

Did we find anything new

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche how complete is the fleet so far ?

[rose cape]

@cunning niche sieze control of the ports on the island but allow the nobles to keep their lands if they operate under my regime

[cunning niche]

okay

[rose cape]

and pay tribute

@cunning niche also demand that the red nation surrender their island lands given that their navy is gone and they have lost connection to their north

[west path]

IS THAT CYPRUS

[cunning niche]

oof...they dont like buut agree

[cunning niche]

they agree

[rose cape]

yep

[rose cape]

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche trade route

[cunning niche]

the religions people are pissed

[west path]

can i buy it off you for 2 crates of zaza

[rose cape]

@cunning niche also demand the surrender of that one territory on our island

[fresh jewel]

whats the percentage progress on the temple

[rose cape]

i forgot about that one

[cunning niche]

lemme erase that arrow

[west path]

@visual shard hey! Do you have limestone

[visual shard]

@cunning niche send out a few settlers to begin

[visual shard]

@cunning niche do I have limestone

[rose cape]

@cunning niche these and the island i already have

[cunning niche]

ok

[cunning niche]

theyb agree but dont want to be vassalized

[cunning niche]

9-

90

[fresh jewel]

@wild mason i have to cancel the agreement

[rose cape]

they want to be annexed? 👽

[cunning niche]

no

[hollow garden]

@fresh jewel ficta

[cunning niche]

they wanna remain

[hollow garden]

Fatty

[cunning niche]

sovreign

[fresh jewel]

wat

[cunning niche]

but u take the islands

[rose cape]

yeah i didnt say anything about vassalizing them

[visual shard]

@cunning niche how's my economy

are the slaves still working in the mines 24/7

[rose cape]

@cunning niche also ask for port access

[hollow garden]

Stop pon

This isn't you

[cunning niche]

yes

[hollow garden]

Does someone want to play secret decafa

[fresh jewel]

@hollow garden what do you need

[visual shard]

I'm sorry honeybee gave me them

[hollow garden]

After session ends

[visual shard]

after session

[hollow garden]

I need ur love fict

[visual shard]

and is the economy well

[noble cradle]

I was born young but died too old to be young so was I really born ?

[cunning niche]

ehh its fine

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche dms

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche i established an inland trade route

how is it doing

[hollow garden]

yes

There was once a parader that lived

[fierce timber]

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to five nights at Freddy's

[rose cape]

wowie

[frosty drum]

@fierce timber wanna trade

[fierce timber]

A game suggested en masse by you guys

[hollow garden]

Usually the first night is not that difficult

@rose cape blumis

[fierce timber]

Sure, what do you have to offer?

[cunning niche]

very expansive

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche start hosting smaller tournaments of both craft and blood in smaller villages and towns outside the capital

[frosty drum]

Im the major power of the region

[prime compass]

@hollow garden lets play Red autumn

[fierce timber]

So the first night is never usually that bad in any of the games-

[hollow garden]

"Why so identity theft?"

[cunning niche]

your having an issue

rn

[midnight ocean]

what

[cunning niche]

wanna know?

[midnight ocean]

yes?

[cunning niche]

okay so!

[hollow garden]

I will think about it

[cunning niche]

more theivery of plants

sugar cane this tiume

[fierce timber]

That's cool but like, what do you have to trade fr

[prime compass]

Just say no 💔

[frosty drum]

What would you like?

[fierce timber]

I need resources in specific I gotta see what to buy

[midnight ocean]

being stolen from the farms on the islands?

[frosty drum]

@fierce timber

[fierce timber]

Metals, Food, if ya got that in surplus

[noble cradle]

Deploy the confederates (Gilbert's)

[cunning niche]

yes

okay guys can we chillaz for abit

@fresh jewel ur being pirate raided

[midnight ocean]

its hard to steal something on a small island and keep it hidden search the whole island

[cunning niche]

they're throwing dead bodies on ur ports aswell

[hollow garden]

It would be mean

[wild mason]

You underestimate things
You can lose things in a house
A finite space
An island?
Yeah its probably lost

[prime compass]

But we can win

[cunning niche]

ur inbvestigations lead to countless freshly dug holes

some epty

some full

[midnight ocean]

not if its a large stockpile of sugar cane

[noble cradle]

Sounds like something a sugar cane stealer would say

[cunning niche]

it seems like they where trying to stash the sugar cane and then dig it up to sell

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-speech-bubble-speech-bubble-gif-15578268695038621276

[midnight ocean]

Ok put some heads on spikes and find out whos doing this

[west path]

“Zaope Miec” - A dish made with a radish and pumpkin infused-broth, topped with dill, lime and served with fish and lamb. Added to it are bits of crude bread cut out into small squares which are to be dipped in the soup for enjoying the rich flavor of the broth. @visual shard we got you a new food to try 😋

[noble cradle]

@midnight ocean fifty lashings for each slaves and bring some new earless slaves so they can't follow instructions 💡

[cunning niche]

@fresh jewel and look at the reply

[west path]

@cunning niche do we have coffee beans

[fresh jewel]

oh

nvm

cancel the construction

or pause it

[cunning niche]

no

[west path]

cocoa?

[cunning niche]

@fresh jewel they raid again

[west path]

Peak

[cunning niche]

they are silent they know u cant kill them all

[west path]

i might make a cocoa based drink

how would i extract the flavor

[noble cradle]

Be the meat lord

[midnight ocean]

Ok fine send a scout to watch the holes to see if they can catch whos doing it

[marsh lance]

Acnaq

Why

[midnight ocean]

keep torturing people in the meantime

[frank latch]

being evil is overrated
just be cannibalistic

[west path]

Pat if youre pure evil we cant trade

[marsh lance]

I thought we were supposed yo be evil together

[midnight ocean]

we are

[marsh lance]

😢

[cunning niche]

ok

[midnight ocean]

this

[west path]

ghosted by pidjinn

Why?

[midnight ocean]

abysmally evil is imperialism btw

[marsh lance]

Erm…

[midnight ocean]

I have to go for a bit again

[west path]

@midnight ocean “Acknack” do you want to try our foods

We got pidjinns maps so we are. Aware of your existence

RIP

[marsh lance]

This is so sad

I cannot realize my demonic visions

[west path]

ok @marsh lance do you wish to try our foods

[marsh lance]

Yes!!

[west path]

We have a really good radish and pumpkin soup

[marsh lance]

Would you like opium?

[cunning niche]

ok

[west path]

we are sending a raft to pick you up.

@cunning niche send a raft to pick pat up

🎎

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche how many people live in my nation now

[visual shard]

yummers but just for 1 meal it's very resource inefficient to send out my ships

[cunning niche]

7.7.8k

[marsh lance]

Can you sell me some of that Salvia Weed /serious

If i send boats over

[west path]

Unreel

btw could i get your ship schematics

[visual shard]

hmmm

[west path]

I can offer 5 crates of hemp

these can be used

[visual shard]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

pidjinn_2490

:game_die: You rolled 3

[west path]

To improve your sails

!

[visual shard]

I don't exactly want to leak what ships i have

I've been calling them rafts

as code

[west path]

yes

[cunning niche]

@fierce timber u find horsies!

[visual shard]

but I can give you some of my slightly older ship designs @west path

[fresh jewel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992118472907698269/1390425710547570779/fa9ddc6930a22b76fc6142cfaf8c62dc.jpg?ex=6868365a&is=6866e4da&hm=6a1e2e2890a6f98d7d3ba0b740ea4fba00e6ccf75c030cbafe77eb8bc43f179a&

[visual shard]

still very good

[west path]

i want them for exploration and ensuring my survival

[west path]

I plan to be… neutral

[visual shard]

hmmm

[west path]

erm no

hemp is worth a bunch

[visual shard]

hemp

[west path]

really good for paper clothing and sails

[fierce timber]

awesome, can we domesticate them?

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche resume construction on the paani temple

[visual shard]

hmmm
it is a seal (no leaking my designs)

[prime compass]

Isnt this kafka

Die kaiserliche Botschaft

[west path]

otay @cunning niche trade deal of 5 crates of hemp for pidjinns ship designs

[prime compass]

Bla

[cunning niche]

yes

[west path]

😋

[cunning niche]

okay

@visual shard ngl brodie people are following the sun god now

[fierce timber]

Peak, will be sending an order in DMS on what to do with them yo

[visual shard]

who's brodie

[cunning niche]

YOU!

[visual shard]

nop???

[cunning niche]

why r u spending alot

[visual shard]

hmm

maybe this sun god guy isn't so bad after all

[prime compass]

Okay maybe

[fresh jewel]

construction is almost finished anyway

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche I want to convene the courts in the capital and the greatest scholars to comprehensively reform our language and writing system to further smooth along bureaucratic reforms. I also want to start building the Emperor's Archive in the capital which will store records and literature and anything related to the court or emperor that is written down . Have smaller level courts transcribe two copies - one for themselves and one for the archives

[frank latch]

true

[prime compass]

@cunning niche
Construct a grand temple in name of Mare and have ze peopl pray there..once a week

Seals?!

@visual shard Is he reading?

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche i wish to send a fleet of canoes to establish a flow of Qevie’s psychedelic weed into my nation, we can use it for ceremonies.
@west path how many bricks of corn paste will you take for a single bale of psych weed

[west path]

erm

I want limestone

[marsh lance]

!!!

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche call back the cartographers and return to the mainland

[marsh lance]

I do not have quarties

[cunning niche]

the buff men saparty are having a tuff time learning

[marsh lance]

No use for stone when mud serves me well

[west path]

Then what do you have

[visual shard]

@cunning niche paaniism embraces the sun god. Rather than the sun god being a god, it is a guiding deity which acts similar to that of a powerful angel. It is named "Saalum" and it is believed that Saalum pulls the great water of Paani into the sky to bless us with rain.

[west path]

Do you have gemstones?

silver or gold?

[marsh lance]

No quarries… only… corn

[west path]

if you have silver or gold i will very much trade cannabis for that

[marsh lance]

I am the poor

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche how much of the southern coast of the continent have the cartographers mapped

[marsh lance]

I actually don’t understand the need for silver or gold

[west path]

😛 corn is not useful

[cunning niche]

quite abit

[west path]

We have great many things here

[cunning niche]

nice!

[cunning niche]

@west path

[noble cradle]

That is ok. Instruct our court and scribes to be very gentle teaching them and not demuning. Also send some more imperial scribes to the colony and the satrapy so more issues aren't run into

[visual shard]

@cunning niche sacrifice everyone
-# trust

[west path]

woah

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-its-peak-omni-man-peak-gif-13128163821234406100

[rose cape]

@cunning niche how much coal do i have

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche percentage of progress on the temple

[wild mason]

@cunning niche Since we are going fully into the pirate lifestyle we should start burying our treasures deep inland and hiding them in coves where no one ever goes

[cunning niche]

idk but there are alr mines

[fresh jewel]

has construction slowed?

[visual shard]

@cunning niche what resources have the slaves been collecting from the mines

[cunning niche]

@visual shard banditos attack the mines

[cunning niche]

VERY

the religious people

are mad asf

[visual shard]

weevil
begin staffing the mines with more guards

[midnight ocean]

ok im back

[visual shard]

acnaq is bacnaq

[fresh jewel]

@visual shard we need some of your funding to finish construction on the paani temple

and resources

[noble cradle]

Notice Misam hasn't enslaved anyone. Because we are ,, good people ???

[midnight ocean]

bros going to be nothing but a temple by the end of this map war

[visual shard]

js go mining ionknow

[noble cradle]

We will save the world from itself

[fresh jewel]

i need funding

[visual shard]

@cunning niche give the poor man some funding

[fresh jewel]

anyway

[rose cape]

you cant be china then

sorry

[noble cradle]

Sell the temples

[visual shard]

go get a job now fict

[noble cradle]

Ok I'll enslave people

[cunning niche]

okay

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche start mining out entire hills for temple resources

we need to finish construction

now!!!

[prime compass]

Oughhh

[cunning niche]

@midnight ocean a group of people called the Xitars make contact with u

[prime compass]

This will be bad

[fresh jewel]

im so close

[noble cradle]

Honey deez

[fresh jewel]

cmon

[west path]

@visual shard is it moral to harvest the ink of a squid as long as it isnt directly harmed?

[frosty drum]

I don't have any slaves

[cunning niche]

they are a primitive tribal group of people

[noble cradle]

You have to cut the squid open first

[visual shard]

stop

[west path]

no im just making it spew ink

[cunning niche]

yk you need to pay miners right?

[visual shard]

@west path as long as there is no harm to the squid

[west path]

what it does when fleeing

[west path]

otay

[visual shard]

and you release the squid after

[west path]

We are doing this

[midnight ocean]

do they eat people

[west path]

trust

[cunning niche]

no

[midnight ocean]

ts so enslaveable 🥀

[west path]

trust because some of them end up on a plate after ink harvesting

[fresh jewel]

theyre expendable,nah

[west path]

We need to write otay

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche do they have anything to trade

[cunning niche]

@balmy epoch r u back

i have important event

[west path]

he is already aware of this

it is a unique facet of our society

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche how strong is the imperial guard right now

[west path]

The sea food is just too good

[cunning niche]

wrong reply

[west path]

@visual shard we will stop eating squid, if you have any food to replace it

[cunning niche]

😭

[west path]

that is equivalent in taste

and availability

[noble cradle]

There is one option ,,,

[west path]

@cunning niche is my population gradually becoming more literate 😋

[noble cradle]

Acnaqs.

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche cancel construction on the temple altogether

[west path]

Im not a cannibal

[midnight ocean]

no keep going your almost there

[cunning niche]

the religious people are made!

[visual shard]

we have really good berries @cunning niche can vouch

they are so fkte

fire

incredibly fire

[west path]

ok but are they as good as our squid.

We need to have a cook off

[visual shard]

better

[cunning niche]

@balmy epoch COME!

[balmy epoch]

I can only be here for 5 minutes

[west path]

@cunning niche send my chefs with the ingredients for our best meals on rafts alongside two sea masters

[visual shard]

euh it's honeybee

[fresh jewel]

ok uh open the temple to the public

[balmy epoch]

just dm me everything

[west path]

To jinnistan

[balmy epoch]

I’ll read it

[fresh jewel]

anyway

[west path]

We’re gonna have a cookoff

[cunning niche]

its a big event

[visual shard]

we will not be eating your squid btw

[cunning niche]

but sure

[balmy epoch]

I’ll stay for it

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche despite it being incomplete,open the temple to the public

[frosty drum]

@balmy epoch hello!!!

[west path]

otay

[west path]

epeak

[balmy epoch]

hmmm

[west path]

@visual shard do you.. want to adopt our alphabet

We have a writing system

[cunning niche]

they stop working

[visual shard]

wait let me consult

@cunning niche do I know how to write

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche

cmon!!

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry

[cunning niche]

did u make a written language?

[visual shard]

we shall

[cunning niche]

okay

[west path]

Why not just use mine

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-rivals-dr-strange-doctor-strange-by-the-eye-of-agamotto-skeleton-punch-gif-7450063060432361634

[visual shard]

what's yourd

[west path]

Ive been using it for a long while and i can confirm its good cro

[west path]

@cunning niche what are my written languages characteristics

🎎

[fierce timber]

It's written

[visual shard]

is it left to right top to bottom

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche whats the population number

[visual shard]

or whad

[west path]

Waiting for banan

[cunning niche]

its connected like arabic, leftt to right, and easy platebale sounds

[west path]

i was never told

[visual shard]

but arabic id

right to left

[cunning niche]

yeah its connected like arabic

[west path]

Are you adopting it

🎎

[visual shard]

wait does qev have an alphabet an abjad or whad

[cunning niche]

dosent have to write like arabic

[wild mason]

@cunning niche By the way, I never really mentioned much on the totem things
They should be used to mark signficant events in our history and be marked as such with fitting animals and patterns

[cunning niche]

do you add a layer on each important milestone?

[west path]

prolly an abjad since it developed from us carving the names of traitors into stone

[wild mason]

Yes that is how it would work 👽

[west path]

not names but symbols close to the meaning of their names

Oh yeah

@cunning niche its time to export our poetry

[cunning niche]

okay making sure

[west path]

send copies of poems from our mainland to jinnistan

[cunning niche]

i think it is!

@west path u get a hurricane!

[west path]

We will have a scholar translate it for them

[west path]

Wild

[visual shard]

@west path we shall adopt and adapt it for our languages sounds
our version will flow right to left to mimick the sun's movement across the sky

[west path]

Shouldnt i get a typhoon actually

i had a typhoon beforehand

[visual shard]

tyspoon

[visual shard]

they're the same word btw

[cunning niche]

same same

[visual shard]

typhoon cyclone hurricane are all tropical storms

[cunning niche]

bananam bananaman

[west path]

slightly different

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche how is the stealing thing going

who are they even selling it to

[west path]

cause it plays into the environment

🎎

[visual shard]

I will execute you

[west path]

ok

deserved ngl

[west path]

okay uhh

[visual shard]

@cunning niche begin mass educating our people on the new writing system
begin implementing it in paani temples to tell of legends and of our values

[west path]

Were our structures damaged much or was the mud strong enough

To hold

[cunning niche]

black market

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche whats the current population

[west path]

Those who nose:

[cunning niche]

7k

[west path]

its written on hemp.

[cunning niche]

@fresh jewel nobles are mad

mad mad

[visual shard]

yeah we can put the hemp

in our temples

[west path]

you didnt use it for sails?

[midnight ocean]

find and break up these black markets and capture anyone we find

[west path]

qhar

[visual shard]

we can use it for BOTH

!!!

[west path]

Woah

[west path]

What if you run out of hemp 😱

you should be conservative with it

[visual shard]

uuh
would you like to formalise a trade deal

what would you like if you were to give me hemp whenever I need it

[cunning niche]

u capture a good amount of slaves

[west path]

the sun god does not smile upon you because exporting my culture to you caused a hurricane

😡

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche banish the nobles to the northern exclave

[visual shard]

:c

[midnight ocean]

feed them to EACHOTHER

[cunning niche]

@fresh jewel they're becoming disobediant

[visual shard]

Saalum is a guiding spirit not a god

what is this evil

[fresh jewel]

banish them to the northern exclave

[cunning niche]

uff

the nobles own land

they are barons and duchys

[hollow garden]

@quick idol kibener when you ask his opinion on bloods

Has someone here played Detroit

[marsh lance]

Of course they didn’t! Hemp is for smoking ONLY!!

[midnight ocean]

lol

[fresh jewel]

seize all of their land and make them work as slaves on the rice farms

[prime compass]

@cunning niche
Build a grand library in the capital, 3 stories high!.
The first floor is open for the public and there people will be allowed to write about their own life and useful skills and techniques to help in everyday life and also educate themselves

The second floor will have scripts of our faith and stories about how Mare created the land and allat Religion stuff

And the third and last floor will consists of our history and knowledge about the outside world

[visual shard]

@west path may we please be taught upon the ways of growing hemp

[prime compass]

Libarri

[frosty drum]

SKILLERZISM 🔥

[cunning niche]

@fresh jewel before they become slaves

they want

[quick idol]

Skillerzism is when you support the explosion of the earth

[cunning niche]

to host a big meal

and invite you as a show of respect

[quick idol]

Is poison on the menu

[fresh jewel]

this is an assassination attempt

i refuse

[hollow garden]

Do NOT go

There is no such more obvious bait

[cunning niche]

okay

they are sent to the fields

[quick idol]

Literally who are they trying to fool

[noble cradle]

The other nobles

[quick idol]

Nruv?

[frosty drum]

Hey hey pal
That was a few universes ago

Like garlic mw

1

[visual shard]

@cunning niche how many of my people can write

or read

[prime compass]

@hollow garden you will die for not playing Red autumn

[visual shard]

either

[frank latch]

I've watched someone play through it

[cunning niche]

nobles

[frosty drum]

@noble cradle

I was making a Joke

[prime compass]

Yes i did

[noble cradle]

Ok

[prime compass]

Me if bamanan sees my action

[quick idol]

@cunning niche how strong is the ercanian army?

[cunning niche]

@fresh jewel ur servants fetch you ur dinner

after you eat it

you feel.... funny

[frank latch]

stronger than the Ercanians

@fresh jewel rip

[quick idol]

is it possible to calculate that?

[cunning niche]

you get a heart attack

[fresh jewel]

damn it

[frank latch]

yea

[fresh jewel]

its over

[hollow garden]

You are a robot

And I'm a deviant

[frank latch]

square root of -1

[quick idol]

Why did he do this

[quick idol]

@fresh jewel ?

[hollow garden]

I-I-I

Explosion

[midnight ocean]

ck3 ahh death

[prime compass]

We are not androids
We are deviants
And deviants are

[cunning niche]

the scheme worked

[frank latch]

Alive

[fierce timber]

Hi guys

[hollow garden]

Human

[prime compass]

@cunning niche did you see action

[cunning niche]

hi

[visual shard]

i

[frank latch]

Hello

[cunning niche]

ping

[hollow garden]

You could even say

[prime compass]

Real

[frank latch]

nope

u

[hollow garden]

Detroit androids become human

Detroit become human for short

[prime compass]

@cunning niche library..j*bs

[cunning niche]

oh yeah

i forgot to react

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche ok so uh what happens to my nation now

[prime compass]

Plz Red autumn

[fresh jewel]

collapse or something

[midnight ocean]

I take it

[fierce timber]

@cunning niche How's it all going in the glorious purple nation

[prime compass]

Coup

[cunning niche]

i willl think

[hollow garden]

Stop being my nagging girlfriend belemin

I already have 1

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche invate fict

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
You are Marcus I am Connor

[hollow garden]

I don't need 2

[visual shard]

@cunning niche begin educating my lower class citizens to read and write so they can understand what is written within the temples

[prime compass]

Do not lie

[hollow garden]

No

I'm Connor

[prime compass]

Yes

[hollow garden]

You are probably kara

[prime compass]

You are a dirty blud

NO

[hollow garden]

YES

[prime compass]

Okay im blocking you

Hillary Clinton president in 2035?

@hollow garden

[kindred fjord]

What

[hollow garden]

Soon

[marsh lance]

I jusr invented corn records

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche I want to start introducing more meritocratic reforms to Misam. I want to gradually introduce reforms to shrunk the power of the individual noble estate and dominance over other people and introduce new governorship and lordship titles appointed based on merit . I also want to entitle noble children to at least fifty hours of court schooling teaching philosophy , science , state craft, and literature a month and twenty hours for adult nobles. Adult nobles should also have to take a competency exam every 3 years which will be used to help gouge the best fits for lordship / governorship

[hollow garden]

Can I buy

[prime compass]

Pls SPD

[marsh lance]

No 😂 secret method

[frank latch]

~bt

[prime compass]

I am here brother 🤣 mom, ✌️ mustard, uradda love you:

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: I got to and I invented it city. it’s the city .

[noble cradle]

Throw them a bone though and grant currently existing nobles of high power some diplomatic favors and help fund their projects for now

[marsh lance]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@marsh lance: Love you ✌️ Love you mom 🤣 Brother mustard seeds here:

[midnight ocean]

can I buy

[frank latch]

Misam?
Misän reference?

[noble cradle]

Who?

[prime compass]

We need to stay in power until the economic crisis klez

We cant mess up our coalition

[visual shard]

@cunning niche start looking for cheaper ways to get writing materials than qevies evil hemp

[cunning niche]

fr?

[frank latch]

@noble cradle

[visual shard]

@midnight ocean do not the fict

[noble cradle]

Cray z

[midnight ocean]

send some scouts to see whats going on there

[frank latch]

@midnight ocean do the fict

[visual shard]

you will leave fict alone anaq

[cunning niche]

@fresh jewel you have an heir

u play as heir

[visual shard]

@cunning niche do I still have the tourguides

[fresh jewel]

alright

[noble cradle]

~bt

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche do I have a writing system

[hardy saffron]

@noble cradle: 123456 MISAMO I want to make changes. I want to introduce gradual reforms to reduce the power of the nobility and the experiment of creating new positions, with twenty members of the government, including the president and those appointed to their positions. I also want to allow the children of the great kings to study at home for at least fifty hours, especially if they are taught philosophy, science, geography and literature, while adults are given a starting hour every month for others. In order to identify the most presidential candidates for executive/federal positions, officials are required to be qualified and experienced every three years.

[cunning niche]

no

[fresh jewel]

@visual shard im gonna sell 500 pounds of rice to you per year,each pound is 100 coins

[visual shard]

look at this nerd who thinks he can read

[fresh jewel]

do you accept

[visual shard]

I think I hab lots of rice already and this is definitely me scamming you

[cunning niche]

ur deal with pirates is still on

[fresh jewel]

oh yeah

[midnight ocean]

learn pats alongside their methods of corn recording but use it with the paper made from the hemp

[fresh jewel]

nvm then

[cunning niche]

and nobles are back in their positions of power

[fresh jewel]

ok uh

rice

farming

[visual shard]

@cunning niche have I found any cheaper ways to get hemp/found any other ways to get paper

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche start farming tobacco

[west path]

Ok bro

[west path]

nope

[visual shard]

evil qev

[west path]

TRUTH

[cunning niche]

u doint have

[prime compass]

@cunning niche hello mister

Id like to develop a kind of fighting technique which will be used on the ground
The main offense is choking your enemy or trying to break one of their limbs
Oh and also develop techniques to get your enemy to the ground via grabbing their leg or legs and swiftly throwing them to the ground

Uh

[cunning niche]

okay we call this "krav maga"

[fresh jewel]

ok develop the farming techniques of rice farmers

[prime compass]

Maybe in 2000 years it will be recognized worldwide

[west path]

@prime compass give me one meat or fish or legume to cook with and the type of meal

[noble cradle]

It'll be practiced by 3 Indian men in Bhutan

[prime compass]

Best I can do is raw beef

[prime compass]

Real

[visual shard]

notice how I lead

[west path]

What type of meal

We will cook it

.

[cunning niche]

@west path ur gone i missed u

[west path]

ehat

[cunning niche]

@frosty drum morew brawls between natives and skillzerians

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche start trading with natives

[cunning niche]

sure

[prime compass]

Idk do what you want

[frosty drum]

Damnit

[cunning niche]

@noble cradle u have a dry season

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche can I start building some water powered rice mills further up stream and maybe begin looking into aqueducts

[noble cradle]

COOKED

Ten trillion are going to die

[cunning niche]

@midnight ocean u catch wind that the caliphate has a slave issue

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche do i have enough resources and ships to trade with skillerzia or nah

[midnight ocean]

could never be me personally

[noble cradle]

Cancel this

[cunning niche]

@fresh jewel brown nation invites the king for a meeting about the trade route

[midnight ocean]

@balmy epoch do you want more slaves

[fresh jewel]

i accept

[frosty drum]

@fresh jewel hello there!

[cunning niche]

okay

[west path]

shrug

just tell me

[fresh jewel]

hello

[visual shard]

@cunning niche attempt to commune with Paaniji to see what we should do

[cunning niche]

the meeting takes a long time and they request you to stay!

[fresh jewel]

i accept

[prime compass]

Well what do you have to season it with or garnish

[fierce timber]

so cool guys

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche I want to asses the damage of the dry seasons and start having local militias and imperial guard patrol the road. Increase security on caravans and look into ways we can help get the estate farms back on track or worse case scenario asses what would be needed to be done to bail them out. Also start having the governor's and lords help manage their local issues instead of having the state focus solely on it

[cunning niche]

for the night

[visual shard]

@cunning niche what have we been told

[cunning niche]

paanji?

the paanis pope?

[visual shard]

paaniji is the god

[fierce timber]

the what pope

[cunning niche]

he tells you three words.... sun. water. tandem

[visual shard]

our pope equivalent is something

[visual shard]

the "Nuotante'

[visual shard]

@west path holy peak????

??????

[fresh jewel]

woah

[visual shard]

I was right all along

I win

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche how has the meeting been going

[cunning niche]

good

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche expand our military to patrol various areas besides town centers and build barracks to train them further

[fierce timber]

I hope the meeting explodes

that'd be funny I think

[fresh jewel]

have we reached an agreement

[alpine raft]

@cunning niche are there mongolian warlords yet

[noble cradle]

Mark three training dummies 💔

Silly acnaq

[visual shard]

@cunning niche from our message, we make the conclusion that Saalum and Paaniji work together to guide us through life. Paaniji is still more important considering their proximity

we were right all along

[fierce timber]

do you want mongolian warlords?

[visual shard]

glory

[alpine raft]

i want to be a mongolian warlord

[midnight ocean]

Ill use slaves as training dummies so they can go above level 15

[noble cradle]

This is smart

You can also turn them into garrus if you remove their arms and they only carry backpacks 💡

[visual shard]

I think I shall sleep

this session hath been most productive

[noble cradle]

Good ñîgh5

[visual shard]

goodnight game womb

[noble cradle]

ŒŒÆÆ

[cunning niche]

@fresh jewel you sleep soundly and on ur way back to home in the wilderness people dressed in the nation u just visiteds nobility kill you and the heir gets assasinated

[noble cradle]

When do the nobles just seize the state

Blud is COOKED

😂

[alpine raft]

this is giving bow rpg

[midnight ocean]

fict might have to retire

[cunning niche]

ts some got shit

[west path]

Wild

[alpine raft]

can i be the dothraki

[cunning niche]

you just told me yestersay u didn watch GOT

[west path]

dill and basil

[alpine raft]

i am all knowing

[cunning niche]

why u always lyinn

[west path]

Just tell me cro

[alpine raft]

i watched it through youtube shorts ngl

[marsh lance]

The acqnath has joined me on my global crusade

[west path]

Why would we trust your god

[marsh lance]

Very product sesion

[west path]

He is a false idol

[fresh jewel]

wow

anyway

[west path]

Wait is the sessione over

NO

[midnight ocean]

theres some tribe of nobodies that looked pretty good for enslaving and eating

[fierce timber]

awesome life goal ngl

[marsh lance]

Who…

[cunning niche]

@fresh jewel ik u cant do anything

but pirates raid the coast

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche btw can you read dee em before sesion over 💔

[midnight ocean]

idk @cunning niche who was it again and where

[fresh jewel]

civil war already

🪱

start a civil war

NOW

[marsh lance]

Thank you for hosting this banam btw

It is an awesome me

Mw

[cunning niche]

and ur ships like alot chase them into the sea

[marsh lance]

Peak 2024 bowistan levels of participation and lore

[cunning niche]

and they get pelgted with fire hours

[marsh lance]

Absolute game room revival

[cunning niche]

thank you ❤️

[fresh jewel]

walover

[cunning niche]

most of the navy is wiped out

@wild mason marries into the nation

bam

@marsh lance the yellow nation above mobilized next to the border

[marsh lance]

!!!!

How many soldiers do they have

[prime compass]

Alright

Boil the beef and let it simmer to draw out the flavour and create a light broth. Once you are near the end of the cooking add in a handful of fresh dill and basil, both chopped. Then serve it in a bowl and add anything you want on top

Idk

[cunning niche]

u dont know

[fresh jewel]

watching my nation collapse

💔

[prime compass]

Its okay

[midnight ocean]

is the session still going or not

[fresh jewel]

still going

[prime compass]

Ou

[marsh lance]

Deploy my 200 men to the forest.. have them riddle the whole place with death tunnels and traps, tripwires for flying sticks and whatnot, bushcraft beartraps like you see katniss make in the first hunger games

[midnight ocean]

I wish fict was a bit closer to me so I could just take all this guys land

[marsh lance]

We will wait for them across the river if they come

They will deploy into green hell if they do

[midnight ocean]

tf are you dealing with

[cunning niche]

okay

[cunning niche]

yes

[marsh lance]

Idk but i only have 200 (albeit trained) warriors and i am not making any underestimations

Banam says they are my rival

So maybe they also have 200, or more

[fresh jewel]

chose a relatively isolated location cuz of this

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche full map?

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche build a grand smithy in the capital where our best metal crafters come together to mass produce weapons and sometimes tools

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche send the map of my country rn

[marsh lance]

I already had one of those 😂

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche how many soldiers do I have

[cunning niche]

you have way more soldiers

[midnight ocean]

I had a bunch of smithies but I wanted to make one big one

[cunning niche]

a few k

[cunning niche]

a few k

not a few

maybe max 2k

[marsh lance]

Chat we need to wait until Banam responds to one message before sending another

[midnight ocean]

fake

[marsh lance]

Whaat?

How did my military expand

[fresh jewel]

i just didnt develop a military

i guess

[marsh lance]

I thought i only had room for a few hundred

[cunning niche]

that was pre timskip

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche train more soldiers

[cunning niche]

okay

[marsh lance]

No i made my military after timeskip too though

When i had only 5000 people

[midnight ocean]

why are you arguing

[marsh lance]

I mean

You right

I should be happy i have more

[cunning niche]

im tryna make the numbers realistic

[midnight ocean]

waiter, waiter, less soldiers please!

[cunning niche]

no way 200 people are keepimg allat land safe

[marsh lance]

Truth full

Though with 6000 people most of the people living outside of my capital will be living in tiny ass hamlets

Given the amount of land i have

[wild mason]

What would Acnaq do here 🤔

[noble cradle]

Enslave them

[frosty drum]

Eat the nobles or somethin

[noble cradle]

Acnaq is a COMMUNIST

[cunning niche]

when do we make WWAD slap braclets

[fresh jewel]

good run for my first map war i guess

🐟

[marsh lance]

Alright well, i guess we should send all of them up and continue trapping the woods

[fierce timber]

mhm

[wild mason]

@cunning niche Has the thing been done yet 🤫

[fierce timber]

No sorry guys, he's busy reading the seven page paragraph John MW sent

[marsh lance]

Who is John MW

(Its probably my dee em)

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche have our diplomatic missions proved anything of value

[cunning niche]

yes ur married in

[noble cradle]

Or still in the works

[west path]

Otay so a beef stew

shore

[cunning niche]

im talking with the johnlite

[prime compass]

Yes mister qev

[cunning niche]

yes yes yes! oh my god

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-yes-oh-my-god-jojo-joseph-joestar-jjba-stadrust-crusaders-gif-13351990

[wild mason]

I meant the other thing that was supposed to be done if the payments stopped ( I assume they have )

[noble cradle]

Ok I'll stop pinging so much

Got to eat dinner anyways

[cunning niche]

im joking

its a jojo ref

[noble cradle]

Oh

[cunning niche]

DONT BE MAD AT ME

PLEASE

[noble cradle]

I'm not mad 💔

[cunning niche]

@wild mason phase 2 and 3

done

marrying done

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-kira-yoshikage-hayato-gif-10434153823887877631

[midnight ocean]

whats going on im back

[cunning niche]

chase middest op

[cunning niche]

slaves are getting rambunctious!

[midnight ocean]

why whats riling them up

[fierce timber]

Lies btw

[cunning niche]

they heared of the effective strikes in the caliphate from the gossips of the slave masters

[west path]

@cunning niche “Zaope Woło” - A stew with beef, dill and basil as the core components. It is cooked for 4 hours before the beef is taken out and subsequently replaced with crab and fish, which is left to rest overnight. After cooking, the stew is poured into small portions and used for communal eating, with the beef being chopped up and readded alongside fresh mushrooms.

[midnight ocean]

send the most rambunctious ones to fight in the colosseum, when they lose they will prove that they can do no similar thing in our superious kingdom

[fierce timber]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-anime-jojos-bizarre-adventure-golden-wind-dance-gif-18064080

[midnight ocean]

buddy this is map wars not food wars

[fresh jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/kakyoin-noriaki-noriaki-kakyoin-death-kakyoin-death-gif-17648047

[fierce timber]

food wars

[cunning niche]

he uses food as mk ultra mind control