🎲game-room

[fresh jewel]

h

[frank latch]

I'm not gatekeeping the specific region

[marsh lance]

Well by now its the only way to get in aside from maybe letting someone play as the small states

Duchy of Kieff real

[frank latch]

I'm trying to enforce the rule
that prevents players from just abandoning their nation for whatever reason

I would also like to see what Qevie could do with Maizan

since I think Maizan is interesting

[marsh lance]

What more could qevie even do with maizan

Also letting players play as different npc states (preferably as separated from their og nation as possible so maybe qevie in maizan trading port is bad idea) is a very quick way to help develop those npcs 🧠

[frank latch]

tbh
I'm not too worried about underdeveloped NPCs

I think I've done too good of a job worrying about them

(something Fish could learn from)

[marsh lance]

Unerell

Let us worry mr bow

But alas

I push no further

@west path you have been STRUCK DOWN

Defeated even

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance hi

[marsh lance]

Hii

[marsh lance]

Got any plans for bowistan

[frank latch]

Well
tbh

I do feel bad about it

cus I know Qevie isn't that interested in Maizan anymore
and do I feel like they could do something else elsewhere
but I'm torn

cus I want to enforce the rules I established since before I started hosting
but
continue to make the map war fun for as many people as possible.

I think for now
I'm going to try to make Maizan more interesting for Qevie
and
if that doesn't work I'll consider allowing them to play something on The Dorak Peninsula, but within reason

Bowistan: (Region)
The Husayn Peninsula [The Bridge] (Hanese)

Bowistan: (NPC Nation)
The Gaoqi Kingdom

[novel jay]

What’s happening

[novel jay]

I don’t think honey bee should come back in his old nation

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (NPC Nation)
The Alsailye Kingdom

[frank latch]

would you have said this even if Kapali and Han never united?

[elder arch]

i might make a bowistan nation

@frank latch how do i start? is there a template or something

[frank latch]

sort of

but

I will give you an option

you can join as a previously established NPC nation
(I might give you options or just give you one randomly (I'll be considerate ofc.))

or
make your own

[elder arch]

i don't need help. i wanna make my own

[frank latch]

fair enough

play ball

aight

I need

Name:
Capital:
Government Type/Summary:

Color
Preferred location OR culture comparison (to real life)

[elder arch]

i'll probably think of a nation idea and fill it out later

[frank latch]

alright

well
Imma go to bed

so I can try to host early in the morning

[elder arch]

good night bow

[frank latch]

good night

oh wait
one more thing before I most definitely forget

Bowistan: (NPC Nation)
The Walere Confederation

[noble cradle]

Why are you posting these

What does it mean

[marsh lance]

This one is important

[novel jay]

He’s barely done anything for his nation, so I don’t want him to just come back and get a powerful nation

[bleak oracle]

CIS fell apart whrn they backstabbed the best looking member.

[mental marsh]

Ngl i never have time to host

[cunning niche]

@novel jay sorry to say

but klez offlined you

[west path]

Dawg i dont wanna do shit with maizan

Ive made this abundantly clear

I think maizan has, as some may sat, “run its course”

[cunning niche]

sat

[frank latch]

💔

so then uhh
what do you plan to do if I let you play on Dorak

[west path]

Enact my evil capitalist plan

and also build a proper state

[frank latch]

wild

[west path]

Capitalism is really good at rapid development

[frank latch]

uh huh
but
like
what does this 'plan' entail
cus
I feel like you won't get far on Dorak

[west ravine]

Awwwww I was thinking of joining

[frank latch]

This is why TPMC will always be better

[cunning niche]

ABC ruled the WBMC

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (NPC Nation)
The Vuldernian Republic

Bowistan: (NPC Nation)
The Bulythe Kingdom

Bowistan: (NPC Nation)
Kildar County

Bowistan: (NPC Nation)
Kieff City State

[prime compass]

Irrelevant

Nuke Adika

[prime compass]

What if you cause a war here

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (NPC Nation)
The Duchy of Misän

Bowistan: (NPC Nation)
The Goali Kingdom

[balmy epoch]

@frank latch is the earth round in bowistan?

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (NPC Nation)
The Grefäl Duchy

[frank latch]

yes
but it's too large to circumnavigate

[balmy epoch]

ah

[frank latch]

do you even know what Adika is

[prime compass]

Fish land

Slave land

[frank latch]

serf land

slavery was abolished

and replaced with

pretty much the exact same system

[prime compass]

Yeah

No drastic changes

[frank latch]

but
why you want to nuke it?

[balmy epoch]

it’s a Georgian dish

[prime compass]

Becajse fun

[frank latch]

nope

[frank latch]

true

[balmy epoch]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajika

close enough

[frank latch]

uhh
no

[balmy epoch]

literally just add a J to Adika

adjika

[frank latch]

Adïka

[balmy epoch]

@prime compass join as jhang we will invade adika

total fish death today

[prime compass]

No jhang is too based

Very hospitable

[frank latch]

very interesting power dynamic

[balmy epoch]

play as some random tiny nation in the northeast then

[prime compass]

@frank latch plZ rpg

[balmy epoch]

that place is so ugly

[prime compass]

Stop oppressing me

[balmy epoch]

my part of the continent is beautiful

[prime compass]

Real

[frank latch]

otay

@prime compass There's news of war with Brzykna

[prime compass]

Grow one stalk of corn in an empty field

[frank latch]

HE'S DOING IT

[prime compass]

This is bad

[frank latch]

NOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[prime compass]

Can we not resolve it peacefully?

[frank latch]

Katelyn refuses to do anything

and if they don't do anything next session
I'll turn Rizia into an NPC

[prime compass]

The people need a new king

One who listens

Me..

[balmy epoch]

where is Rizia

[frank latch]

north

[prime compass]

@frank latch WHO cares about zcres

Anyway show the boy around the manor

[frank latch]

and I'm also renaming it if it's an NPC

cus

I don't like Rizia

[prime compass]

But

Suzerain

[balmy epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/dob-dob-dob-rizz-black-man-ha-ha-ha-gif-17039177668047803738

[prime compass]

You are a dirty lespian spy aren't you bow

[wraith quarry]

bow's a lesbian spy?

[frank latch]

He is very shy and unspoken

his is very hard to read

[frank latch]

Rumburg spy actually

[prime compass]

Ew

[prime compass]

Is your name Livia Suno?

[prime compass]

Well uh my wife should talk with him she was a former mother!

[frank latch]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: Seeds scattered in an empty field. A corn tax.

[balmy epoch]

@prime compass I saw a fennec irl btw

[prime compass]

Real

[frank latch]

@prime compass The King imposes a corn tax in order to control rations as the war starts

[balmy epoch]

they’re tiny

[marsh lance]

May i eat it?

[balmy epoch]

sure

[frank latch]

it is food

[prime compass]

Is this real

[frank latch]

yes

[marsh lance]

Does bro not know this is the vatican city 😂

[prime compass]

Awfully evil

What if the zcres and rizians could resolve this without war?!

@frank latch hi how is manor plz

[frank latch]

it's doing fine
the expansions have proved quite successful
and are bringing in further profits

however
the tax on corn (which is a portion of your crop)
has resulted in a decrease in your sales
which certain customers have relied on

[frank latch]

it has become increasingly less profitable
as there is less to sell

[prime compass]

@frank latch sell a rizian femboy to honey bee for 900000 euro

[balmy epoch]

it’s approved

[frank latch]

real

[prime compass]

What if we...set up a corn field in Mapian to not be affected by the tax?

[frank latch]

...

this

works

somehow

Idk how

but it works

[prime compass]

Yeah its very good

Mhm Outsourcing

[frank latch]

although
you will need a considerable amount of funds to start a second plantation in Mapian

[prime compass]

Open a donation Box in Stamden for the corn field!

@frank latch hey that mapian guy that visited.. what if we built the corn field on his families land?!

Would they approve

[rose forge]

the heck

[frank latch]

👍

Stamden

is that what it was called?

[prime compass]

Yes

[frank latch]

weird...
I never mentioned it as Stamden
just you

but
I'll remember it now

so

[frank latch]

you probably have the necessary funds
or you could acquire a loan from Porte Drazon (the financial center of Rizia)

[prime compass]

This is war

Anyway

@frank latch
Build the corn fields in Mapian and begin the farming of corn once again!

I love escaping the corn tax

[frank latch]

👍

[prime compass]

@frank latch hello mister
In an attempt to welcome the boy I will tell him of my adventure in Vogalia, Delaria and Jhang!

A delarian princess was taken hostage when I arrived in Delaria what

[frank latch]

He is astonished by your travels

and wonders why you left Noltia

[prime compass]

I left to explore the world and be free, not rot in the ground like a worm

[silent smelt]

rest in peace, diogo jota.

[frank latch]

meanwhile in Rizia:

[prime compass]

💔

Man

[prime compass]

Beleminius is an old man now

But there was once a time

[silent smelt]

rest in peace, diogo jota.

[frank latch]

@prime compass Over the few years you've had the young boy. He's grown into believing his place is to travel the many kingdoms and seas that you've once traveled.
Often he's repelled by his role in succeeding your title, or any ambitious political roles in his future. He's found himself to be quite useful in trade and a master businessman; even at a young age.

[prime compass]

He should be sent to a more developed nation like Jhang or Delaria

For a couple years

Or he could take over the manor?!

[prime compass]

Where does he want to go

[frank latch]

He wishes to travel anywhere. To see beyond Rizia.

Your wife however
distresses to send the boy; whom she's grown to be attached to. Wishes to send him away from this terrible war with Brzykna.

[prime compass]

Maybe they can travel together

Would she accept that

[frank latch]

yes

[hardy edge]

damn... :(

[prime compass]

Well travelling across the bay is dangerous

[silent smelt]

5 days after being married,
1 month after winning the premier league

[prime compass]

Yeah I was about to

[frank latch]

They would need to avoid the Pherdonian Caliphate

but should be fine once they get to the river
and then to Adïka
and then Delaria

[prime compass]

Hire some guards to protect them during their trip

@frank latch
Does jhang have a new emperor

[frank latch]

no
although the current emperor is quite old
and is preparing and teaching his son to succeed him.

[prime compass]

Send a letter to the emperor requesting him to take in my son and wife and giving my son a job as a businessman for the emperor

Oug

[frank latch]

he accepts
and prepares assets to secure their safe travel

[prime compass]

Okay!

Does my son want to have my journal for his travels

[balmy epoch]

@prime compass come visit me

[prime compass]

No

I have a manor

[frank latch]

no

[balmy epoch]

just visit

say hi

[prime compass]

Okay

Hi

@frank latch has the corn field began the farming

[frank latch]

@prime compass Some time after the departure of your wife and adopted son. For weeks have no word of their safety or any company beyond servants and serfs.
Lord Udari rides to your estate on horseback, dressed in chainmail and armor, with a considerable guard with him.

[prime compass]

Hi Udari

[prime compass]

Welcome him and offer him Borscht

[frank latch]

"Hello Beleminus. No thank you." He declines with an unenthusiastic tone.

[prime compass]

What brings you here

[frank latch]

"I'm afraid the war. I'm here to draft any able-bodied men for the defense of Rizia." He states

[prime compass]

"Is there no compromise to be met with the brzyknans?"

[frank latch]

"I trust you know which of your serfs are best fit for fighting. I require they travel to my estate within the week to prepare."

[prime compass]

Ougghhhh

[frank latch]

"None yet" He replied with a sigh. "All that matters now is the defense of our home."

[prime compass]

"I will have them ready soon"

[frank latch]

"Good"

[prime compass]

@frank latch
Prepare our best men to travel to Udari's estate
Give them enough supplies to last for a week

This is so evil

[frank latch]

"My apologies for my unannounced arrival and demands. Unfortunately, we have few options."

[frank latch]

👍

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/mice-hab-rat-race-running-nasa-laps-gif-21388656

[prime compass]

Adika man help

@frank latch so how is war

[frank latch]

Idk

war hasn't happened yet

find out this session I guess

[prime compass]

Oughh

[prime compass]

How many men left

[frank latch]

You pitched 23 men to serve

[prime compass]

How will this affect the production

[frank latch]

a couple fewer hands

[frank latch]

honestly

it'll be when they come for the older less able-bodied men

that's when it'll be evil

[prime compass]

Lets hope it wont come to that

@frank latch how is the corn fields in mapian

[frank latch]

growing

unfortunately my Beleminus
no more can be done until the session

cus
there's a lot of unanswered ifs and possibilities

[prime compass]

What if Tamur successfully overthrow the government?

What if Tamur never got back into politics in Demi?

[prime compass]

Have I heard from my son or wife

[frank latch]

then a war in Halati would have been unavoidable

[frank latch]

nothing yet

[prime compass]

Oughhh

[prime compass]

Syrlstarian borders closed

Restricted areas and rights for terronein civilians

implementing a nationalist educational curriculum

Rapid militarization and control over the economy

Terror

Control

Fear

[frank latch]

my sleeper agents wouldn't have allowed such

[prime compass]

You forgot the Syrlstarian Order Police

[hardy edge]

belmin

@frank latch how goes my nation btw

[prime compass]

They would be allowed to arrest anyone on suspicion of anti-syrlstarian activity

[prime compass]

Hi tost

[frank latch]

uhh

[prime compass]

Wasnt he murdered by the Jhang

[frank latch]

could be better

[frank latch]

yes

[prime compass]

@frank latch you would not beat the SOP bowistanning..

[hardy edge]

take over all the land near me

[prime compass]

ouh

[frank latch]

SOP?

[prime compass]

Syrlstarian Order Police

[frank latch]

real

[prime compass]

Created to restore order and peace in Syrlstaria

The SOP is the governments main agency

Arrest all traitors

[frank latch]

You mean non-supporters

[prime compass]

Terrorneiks

I dont think I wouldve done anything to decafia as tamur

@frank latch why are you so evil to decafia

I have nothing against Terroe

[frank latch]

true true

but I have something against fascists

[prime compass]

I am not fascist

I am a proud decafian

That's all

[brittle gust]

That's what a fascist would say

[brittle gust]

That's what a fascist would send

Wow belemin why so evil

[prime compass]

So mean

I am not evil

[visual shard]

secret decafa

[marsh lance]

Sop it..

[prime compass]

Pat.

[quick idol]

Same thing

[prime compass]

The liberal decafians are offended

[quick idol]

they're all dead

[prime compass]

Don't leak

[visual shard]

secret decafa when

[sullen pawn]

“I am not fascist”

[frank latch]

the height of the Terronein Republik...

[steep merlin]

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[noble cradle]

Ok bro

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[frank latch]

true...

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[noble cradle]

Can you die gregoo

[wraith quarry]

waaaah

waaaah

[wraith quarry]

we were straight up evil

[noble cradle]

Yeah I give uo

[frank latch]

bro
I ain't even saying anything

[frank latch]

?

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[rose cape]

@noble cradle this is cuz ur bad

[noble cradle]

You see I set these but I don't even have notifications enabled

[rose cape]

same

[west path]

Banan mw glaze starts in one minute.

[rose cape]

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[steep merlin]

Reminder for @rose cape

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banan mw

[cunning niche]

we are hosting

[quick idol]

Banan mw glaze starts NOW!!!

[fresh jewel]

nice

anyway

[quick idol]

@cunning niche i join

right there

[cunning niche]

what colour

[quick idol]

the same one i was in bowistan

[noble cradle]

Hey! Hello!

[frosty drum]

Hi

[noble cradle]

@west path little pig little pig

[rose cape]

you will die

[noble cradle]

Peak is here

[cunning niche]

idk what that is

[noble cradle]

@wild mason blumi bolls

[frank latch]

I can get it

[quick idol]

This color

[fresh jewel]

@rose cape you should do a full scale naval invasion of ercan

[frank latch]

@cunning niche wait a sec. I can get the color code for you

[quick idol]

we'd win

[frank latch]

true

[cunning niche]

okay thanks

[frank latch]

407165

[cunning niche]

ercania

[quick idol]

strongest nation in the universe

[west path]

Amen

[noble cradle]

Does it grow anything

Or is it like a beach and nothing else

Maybe a coconut rree

[quick idol]

yea we can grow nuclear weapons

[balmy epoch]

@hollow garden @visual shard
الله أكبر، الله أكبر
الله أكبر، الله أكبر
أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله
أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله
أشهد أن محمدًا رسول الله
أشهد أن محمدًا رسول الله
حي على الصلاة
حي على الصلاة
حي على الفلاح
حي على الفلاح
الصلاة خير من النوم
الصلاة خير من النوم
الله أكبر، الله أكبر
لا إله إلا الله

[fresh jewel]

im in the alliance too

screw you!!

[balmy epoch]

i forgor

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche can I start surveying the local hills and rocky areas for minerals and start building some stone quarries ?

[quick idol]

@cunning niche ercania sues this nation for looking too similar to us

[west path]

@midnight ocean Wake, hog naq. Wake up as a great day smiles upon us!

[cunning niche]

they win the court battle

@balmy epoch @midnight ocean skillerian diplomats arrive

[quick idol]

Rigged

Sue the court

[balmy epoch]

to both our nations?

[frosty drum]

Yes

[rose cape]

the world if banan "skibidi toilet" anam would read my action

he did

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche doesnt this make us the first to traverse the entire continent

[rose cape]

the world is freed

[balmy epoch]

greet them graciously

with a feast

[quick idol]

will you commit cannibalism

[noble cradle]

Namabab

[balmy epoch]

no

this would be against the teaching of hitsos

[quick idol]

who tf

[cunning niche]

yes seperatly tho

[cunning niche]

idk ig

[quick idol]

why should i hit sos

[balmy epoch]

ofc

[cunning niche]

yes

[rose cape]

@noble cradle can you send me 500 tons of rice

[visual shard]

ouh sessiones

[west path]

@cunning niche has our northwards expedition “succeeded”

[rose cape]

no

it failed

[fresh jewel]

im the rice guy btw

[rose cape]

miserably

millions died

[west path]

sybau northerner

[wild mason]

@cunning niche Im busy making chilli soybean paste sorry I cant play for a bit

[west path]

hey pidjinn

[visual shard]

waid

[west path]

whats your alliance

[visual shard]

hello qev

[west path]

i might join

[balmy epoch]

@cunning niche we send an envoy back to skilleria

[west path]

I have… weed

premium quality zaza

[visual shard]

it is the paani alliance
for those under the paani faith + honeybee

[visual shard]

1 or 2 btw

[west path]

can i join

my religion worships the seas and the sun

[noble cradle]

1

[west path]

🐖

[visual shard]

the sun?????

what the cornball

[west path]

Yeah it gives live and warmth to us all

[cunning niche]

they r very far u cant reach that far without resuply

[west path]

The seas are its incarnation

[balmy epoch]

call it off

[cunning niche]

its ok

[cunning niche]

ok

[west path]

not incarnation

Its creation

[visual shard]

actually tbf paaniism is a religion that can go in tandem with other beliefs
let me consult

[west path]

avatar to shape the world

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche we must diversify our bartering profile, hunt through the forest for potentially interesting plants that we can grow

[visual shard]

ok

[marsh lance]

1

[cunning niche]

u find poppy flowrz

[visual shard]

@west path we will shoot an arrow out to the sea
if it rains the next day, you will join our alliance

@cunning niche hath it rained?

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche did we find any iron or copper or other metals in the prospecting ?

[west path]

wguh

wacky

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche send a caravan to a tribe in the continent’s interior

[visual shard]

it is what our great paani overlords would want

[west path]

What if its either rainy or sunny

[visual shard]

no

[west path]

Because we do worship the sea and the sun

[visual shard]

it must be rainy

the rain is a blessing

[west path]

So the only bad occurrence would be a storm which means total rejection 🤔

[marsh lance]

Hm… can we eat them?

[visual shard]

@cunning niche did it rain

[cunning niche]

heads or tails

[fresh jewel]

opium

[visual shard]

storm is an upset ocean

[fresh jewel]

opium operations

[visual shard]

taild

[marsh lance]

Im going along with banams rp, we aren’t supposed to know all these things 🤫

[cunning niche]

it does not rain

[fresh jewel]

you should start an opium monopoly btw

[west path]

its cooked

[marsh lance]

Shhh

[visual shard]

@west path it does not rain

[west path]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714231026183962726/1219713894457671771/20240319_142607.gif?width=509&height=904

[cunning niche]

they make u feel funny bunny

[west path]

@cunning niche did it rain on our island

🤔

[marsh lance]

Interesting, has my population expanded?

[west path]

i call heads

[cunning niche]

ok

[visual shard]

hath it rained

I hope it hath rained

[cunning niche]

a typhoon happens

[west path]

WOAH

[visual shard]

typhoon????

my my my

[west path]

is this good or bad

[visual shard]

the paani gods must be

ANGRY

[west path]

I aint do nun

[visual shard]

what did you do qevie

did you upset our precious ocean

[west path]

nothing

I only fish

[visual shard]

hmmmm

it must be punishment for SOMETHING

[west path]

my people. are even taming the whales

[vague void]

I need a world map link

[visual shard]

taming the whales💔

[wild mason]

@cunning niche OK im just gonna mash the beans at my computerwhat is going on with my nation rn

[west path]

They were born to navigate the oceans

[visual shard]

I see now

[west path]

why is this bad

[visual shard]

attempting to tame the embodiments of a god

[west path]

We do not abuse them

We strictly avoid abusing them

[frank latch]

rip Honey Bee

[visual shard]

but to tame them

[west path]

🎎

[visual shard]

it implies you are above them

but you cannot be above the mighty whale

[west path]

nope its an equal partnership

@cunning niche can you confirm

[cunning niche]

the children are working away its chill but population is slowly stagnating

[vague void]

I Need a world map link for please

[cunning niche]

due to to men at work

[rose cape]

@cunning niche btw before next time you host can you do a city map

[west path]

i need to trade

[rose cape]

australia reference..

[west path]

blehhh

[fresh jewel]

down under

[cunning niche]

sure

[noble cradle]

Check #🌐✔cool-maps

[cunning niche]

https://tenor.com/view/agartha-vril-marvin-templars-gif-3892706492347759747

[vague void]

Tysm

[rose cape]

brader for helper 2029

[noble cradle]

Yes

[fresh jewel]

ireland is a colony of the falklands btw

[balmy epoch]

@cunning niche can we have a status update for hitsos

[visual shard]

@hollow garden wherefore art thou

[cunning niche]

the naval battle of cortiezan sea.

@rose cape

[rose cape]

ok what happene

[frank latch]

Bro's trying to cross the tee

bozo

[rose cape]

tee

[cunning niche]

5 amazerian ships lost 164 amazerian men dies 10 cortezian ships lost 350 cortezian men lost

[rose cape]

[west path]

@visual shard will your mind be changed if we treat you to one of our best meals

🎎

[rose cape]

hold on i need a better name for my

country

[cunning niche]

you doth hath forgeteth of

[visual shard]

@cunning niche begin to build schools, mostly ones focusing in engineering and craftsmanship

[frank latch]

tbh Idk if it's spelled T or Tee

but Tee looks better

so

[visual shard]

what is the meals

[cunning niche]

THE SECOND GROUP OF SHIPS!

[west path]

stuffed squid

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche hows the progress on the paani temple in the capital

[cunning niche]

@rose cape A LANDING!!!

[visual shard]

you eat...

SQUID????

??#;;##&*!

[cunning niche]

kinda drainin some resources

[visual shard]

outraged

[rose cape]

this invasion will fail very badly..

[wild mason]

Banan.. please.. an update on my nation

[rose cape]

idk why they would do that

[west path]

squid is bountiful cro

also how is it sacred

[cunning niche]

i did

[visual shard]

you are an evil qevie

[visual shard]

all sea life is sacred
only fish are permissable to eat

[wild mason]

Where. I did not see it.

[visual shard]

eating fish brings you closer to god

[midnight ocean]

whats going on

[west path]

Would you not assume that if the squid is willing to be caught that it wants to be eaten

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche did we find any metals in the prospecting

[west path]

🤔

[visual shard]

and crustaceans

[noble cradle]

Banam mw

[fresh jewel]

like how much progress has been made,what percentage

[cunning niche]

@wild mason the children are working away its chill but population is slowly stagnating due to men at work

[west path]

ok we do eat crabs

[vague void]

How do I open maps??? In the real game

[west path]

Why do you hate fish though

[cunning niche]

65

[fresh jewel]

down under

[west path]

We have a holy fish

An avatar of the sun

[visual shard]

the squid is not willing to be caught
if it is caught, it must be freed

[west path]

You need to visit the island and see it for yourself

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche alr im back
Srry irl stuff made me go for 10 mimutes

[rose forge]

wut goin on

[west path]

How it reflects the suns might

[wild mason]

This doesn't make sense 👽
Why... why would they just stop reproducing 👽

People have worked for all of time and had kids

[hardy saffron]

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Otherwise, if you only have your iOS device, it's impossible to install maps on iOS because the operating system refuses to give you access to the game files that you'd need to insert the map into.
@vague void

[visual shard]

we don't
the consumption of fish brings us closer to the water and the paani spirits

[midnight ocean]

hwats going on in banam map war

[rose cape]

wait until blumi learns about overworking

[visual shard]

I destroyed your nation

[midnight ocean]

child labor? 🤔

[balmy epoch]

thanks

[vague void]

Oh…

[west path]

ok but why is other sea life off limits

[balmy epoch]

begin killing all acnaqians

inshallah subhanallah

[west path]

@visual shard do this please

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche how is my nation doing

[west path]

See our culture

And what we do here

[cunning niche]

i mean they're being over worked

[visual shard]

the ink sacks of squid are too pure for us to digest
the octopuses ability to "shapeshift" makes them too pure
larger creatures like whales and giant squid are direct embodiments of deities and should be treated with utmost respect

[cunning niche]

you have skillerian envoy

[cunning niche]

its ok

[west path]

I dont think we eat the ink sacks

[wild mason]

I don't really want to argue but at the same time just like... no?
Its not like theyre in work camps and this is how people would need to survive

[visual shard]

but to separate the squid from the ink sacks💔

[west path]

Just see this for yourself 😭

[wild mason]

They are primarily gathering food and resources for survival and I do not see how I am not fucked if they stop

[cunning niche]

im not saying they arent reproducing its just its been stagnationing

[visual shard]

hmm fine
we shall dine together

[rose forge]

the heck

[visual shard]

acnaq follows a cannibal religion

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason surprising answer

[cunning niche]

they are just locked in on the work they're just not reproducing like how its prefered

@wild mason

sorry if there was confusion

@balmy epoch hitsos is getting some more followers

[visual shard]

@west path if I see any squid on my plate I will be blessing it with holy sand and setting the remains free into the ocean btw

[balmy epoch]

that’s great

[cunning niche]

and hes taken on some disciples

Dat Yohn Udas Mart

[visual shard]

is this the traditionalist paani blended faith btw

[cunning niche]

are a few

[cunning niche]

yes

[wild mason]

I thought it said "Like" not "Eat"

[balmy epoch]

it’s kinda inspired cuz it’s monotheistic

[cunning niche]

do i write the event?

[balmy epoch]

i see

[cunning niche]

@wild mason

[midnight ocean]

@frosty drum its a sign of respect btw

[visual shard]

do you atleast worship the sea

[west path]

actually do you wish to see proof of our Gods and why we believe in them

[balmy epoch]

idk

[west path]

otay

[midnight ocean]

hold on hear what they have to say first

[wild mason]

@cunning niche In order to encourage child-bearing, after successful raids - when we know we are ripe with resources, it should be encouraged to start on the next generation

[visual shard]

hmmmmm
why not

[prime compass]

Yes I do

[cunning niche]

okay @frosty drum

[frosty drum]

@cunning niche still busy

[cunning niche]

k

[visual shard]

did you converd

[midnight ocean]

bro sends envoys then leaves

[prime compass]

No

[visual shard]

or is that another religion

[cunning niche]

birthrates are increasing

[midnight ocean]

I might eat them

disrespectfully

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[visual shard]

I love the sea

I love water

[cunning niche]

i write the eventr?

[midnight ocean]

@frosty drum buddy what do you want

[west path]

@cunning niche do the rituals and feed him the divine mix

[midnight ocean]

like one sentence

[visual shard]

the divine mix

what

what

I didn't sign up for this

[cunning niche]

okay

[wild mason]

We should also limit people to only 3 children or we risk collapse and overpopulation, if they have more than 3 children, the fourth will be sent to the Northern islands with one of their parents to continue work on claiming them permanently

[visual shard]

I don't want the zaza

[west path]

it is a mix of herbs used for perceiving our Gods

[visual shard]

no zaza

[west path]

it is harmless

[visual shard]

nononono

no zaza

[west path]

it isnt zaza

[cunning niche]

@visual shard the men you sent start seeing the sun god!

they are infatuated with thise divine being

[balmy epoch]

WHAT

[visual shard]

!!!

evil qevie

[spring bison]

why don't we just kill people to solve overpopulation

[west path]

i aint even do nun bad

[fierce timber]

[west path]

all i did was show them the god like you allowed

🎎

[midnight ocean]

the fuck

[rose cape]

the world if

[cunning niche]

@rose cape whered u go u have a war!

[rose cape]

ban would repsobd

[prime compass]

@visual shard convert

[west path]

if youre not fine with this just like uhh

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche did we ever find metals

[frosty drum]

Finally back

[west path]

say no

[cunning niche]

@rose cape

[midnight ocean]

dont do this to fix overpopulation just go to war

[cunning niche]

i inticipated ur move

[rose cape]

yeah so was there a battle

or

[visual shard]

to what

[cunning niche]

yeah u disapeared so i didnt know if i should write it

okay

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche while the skillerian diplomats are sitting around doing nothing build more houses in major towns

[prime compass]

To my faith

[visual shard]

@west path my men shall be coming home now

[west path]

@cunning niche feed pidjinn a mix of dill, citrus, crustaceans and fish

No squid

[visual shard]

paaniism:

[west path]

waow

[noble cradle]

Real

[west path]

we didnt even prepare your meal

[visual shard]

I'm not there btw

I sent my men

my envoys

[west path]

😢

otay can we send you dried citrus

[visual shard]

I did send my eldest son

[midnight ocean]

this sounds tasty

[west path]

As a parting gift

[visual shard]

in my place

[visual shard]

that shall be accepted

[prime compass]

@cunning niche
Hi mister banan how is the tribal conversion to our faith

[visual shard]

thank you qev

[balmy epoch]

@hollow garden

[west path]

@cunning niche do

[visual shard]

@cunning niche did you read the dee yems

[west path]

We shall perform prayers for rain in the upcoming months to celebrate this visit

[noble cradle]

@midnight ocean can you roll a 20 to see If our quarries found metals 15 minutes ago

[rose cape]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 8

[midnight ocean]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

acnaq

:game_die: You rolled 13

[west path]

@cunning niche !

[cunning niche]

@rose cape The battle of Azimar River amazerians reach the corteizian front.... they try and run over the lake but encountyer amazerian men stationed! 500 amazerians lost 1511 coertizians lost

[fierce timber]

Acnaq might've won the battle, but he'll never win the war

[noble cradle]

,roll 20 saving roll

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: You rolled 18

[west path]

@visual shard which nation are you btw

[rose cape]

is the invading force gone or

[cunning niche]

okay

[visual shard]

the humble jinnistan:

wait let me find map

[fresh jewel]

hes the black nation

[cunning niche]

its going good theyre getting confirmed

[west path]

i dont know where that is

[balmy epoch]

demonistan

[west path]

Ive been mostly isolated

[cunning niche]

converted*

[visual shard]

the black one @west path

[visual shard]

you:

[west path]

Cro is really far north

[cunning niche]

they are pushed to the coast

[west path]

@visual shard can you share your maps with us

[visual shard]

yes I have very good boats

[visual shard]

@cunning niche this

[west path]

i can provide many things

[cunning niche]

\

[visual shard]

true

[marsh lance]

@cunning niche
Begin clearing out more forest to grow poppies on mass, when they are done we will mash them into a powder, which we will put on our tongues to feel funny when we are sad

[visual shard]

what are you offering

[rose cape]

@cunning niche attack them with our defending force on one side and our naval force on the other in order to bring about their final defeat

[visual shard]

@west path what do I get for giving you the maps btw

[midnight ocean]

bro thinks hes rennaissance acnaqia

[hollow garden]

Have you guys tried oath of office

[rose cape]

why is this entire mw just drugs simulator

[balmy epoch]

kleznam the mw is going

[west path]

@midnight ocean hey! can we trade weed for tobacco

[balmy epoch]

do the projects…

[cunning niche]

opiods alr smh

[hollow garden]

I finished project X

[midnight ocean]

Maybe?

[prime compass]

Okay offer the tribes that have fully converted protection and safety

@hollow garden namish

[marsh lance]

What is that

[cunning niche]

the cortezians are gone....

[midnight ocean]

ngl you usually trade crops like tobacco for something actually useful

[west path]

weed:

recreational plant

[midnight ocean]

flase

[west path]

We do have stuff

Like

Dried citrus

[visual shard]

@west path what are you offering

[rose cape]

@cunning niche demand they forfeit the northern lands in exchange for a truce

[fresh jewel]

should i colonize budget jamacia

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche with the quarries built can we start to build armories along the river that use hydropower to help use the bellows 🤯 and then use the gear to help standardize imperial guard armor with over lapping iron plates sewn over leather

[fierce timber]

Am I the only one who thinks this map would look ten times cooler being turned horizontally

[west path]

a staple trade route with me

[visual shard]

I have many strong trade partners already

[west path]

We actually have a very unique method of carrying cargo which you MIGHT disapprove of

[visual shard]

it is very respurce costly just to reach your nation

[cunning niche]

THEY REJECT!

[visual shard]

don't tell me you tie it onto whales

[frosty drum]

HOLY SHIT FINALLY AVAILABL3
People keep interrupting me every time I came back

[west path]

yeah its the whales

They drag around the raft

[cunning niche]

this goes goood

[visual shard]

no...

💔

[west path]

However! We constantly feed them nutrient dense fish for it

[visual shard]

why would qevie do this

[balmy epoch]

@cunning niche how are our horses doing

[west path]

its a partnership

[visual shard]

it's a SIN

that's what it is

[west path]

they help us with their strength

[west path]

no

[visual shard]

free the whales

[west path]

Theyre helping us weak people with their strength

[visual shard]

🥀

[west path]

We give them food in exchangr

[west path]

Theyre not in cages

[fierce timber]

Are y'all still in the classical era

[visual shard]

you are using the strength of the whales

[west path]

They can literally swim away

at any point

[rose cape]

@cunning niche resupply our navy at the recaptured port and begin attacks on their central islands to eliminate what remains of their navy

[west path]

whales are SMART

[marsh lance]

@west path whats my population by now btw

[west path]

very smart

[west path]

5 million

[visual shard]

you're reducing the whales to simple cargo units when they are much more

[rose cape]

200 billion

[visual shard]

they are embodiments of the great ocean

[west path]

Nope

[fresh jewel]

76

[west path]

They are friends

[cunning niche]

which islands

[marsh lance]

Conscript everyone now!

[cunning niche]

okayish

[midnight ocean]

I approve

[rose cape]

the ones which i havent attacked yet

[visual shard]

ok @cunning niche my people leave qevies island now

[fierce timber]

@cunning niche ay, are you still accepting entries or is too late now

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche progress on the temple?

[midnight ocean]

tell me what you want before I eat you

[west path]

anyhow yeah i can offer a staple supply of dried citrus

[cunning niche]

everyones welcome

BIG NEWS!!!

[rose cape]

@cunning niche

[west path]

In exchange for you sharing your maps

[fresh jewel]

map btw

[fierce timber]

awesome stuff

[visual shard]

sounds yummers it's a deal

[west path]

We can, specially for you, move it on rafts

Not whales

!

[frosty drum]

To say Hi

[cunning niche]

@fresh jewel @visual shard the diplomats that where sent to qevie crash in a storm.....

[visual shard]

NO

:c

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche eat them

[fresh jewel]

damn it

[west path]

blergh

[visual shard]

why would acnaq do this

[west path]

@cunning niche mourn them

[fresh jewel]

can we kill acnaq

[visual shard]

this is divine punishment for their heresy

[rose cape]

he is a cannibal tribe

[west path]

acnaqalese coalition wars

[wild mason]

OK did I miss anything important

[visual shard]

they saw the "sun god"

[rose cape]

skillerz should have known better

[fresh jewel]

acnaq summoned a kraken

[west path]

@cunning niche do we have “pottery”

[fierce timber]

K so I just pick a spot like any normal MW

[rose cape]

acnaq ate skillerian diplomats

[fresh jewel]

yeah

and color

[midnight ocean]

they were not doing anything useful

[cunning niche]

cortezians flood in to go on the defensive

[fierce timber]

@cunning niche do you prefer me to send my nation in dms so you don't have to scroll through these yaps

[west path]

@midnight ocean ok so for your tobacco i can offer you hemp

will you take that

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche ok now with our imperial guard armored can I start giving a certain percent of male farmers at least five days of archery training each month and have it rotate (farmers in region _ will do it one month, then farmers in the next region so they all get trained ✅ )

[cunning niche]

u have the tech but u havent done it

[rose cape]

i just wanted to kill their navy but uhh

ok

[cunning niche]

amazerian war

[midnight ocean]

isnt that just worse weed

[west path]

Its time to make kilns and blast clay with heat so we can get plates and other stuff,

[noble cradle]

It's very good fabric

[west path]

Hemp is used for paper, clothes and sails

[visual shard]

@cunning niche do we hab pottery btw

[west path]

👽

[midnight ocean]

ok Ill take that

[cunning niche]

okay

[midnight ocean]

for sure

[cunning niche]

yes

[wild mason]

@cunning niche
What's the status on these

[prime compass]

@cunning niche Hi!
Fund cartographers aswell as numerous expeditions to discover..new land

[noble cradle]

The Bermuda pixels

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/no-more-gif-22072629

[west path]

1:5 ratio of hemp-tobacco cause we already got weed though

[cunning niche]

u can now officially reach them!

[visual shard]

yummers do we have good bridge technology

[cunning niche]

https://tenor.com/view/mainlymannie-boss-and-ceo-you-have-been-promoted-you-are-now-one-of-my-elite-employees-mouth-agape-gif-2107605300317374252

[west path]

and hemp is very rare and limited

[rose cape]

@cunning niche this ig

[cunning niche]

not really itys okat

[midnight ocean]

your going to want more eventually...

[visual shard]

shut up froh I'm rebuilding that one bridge from session 1

[west path]

are you taking the deal

[cunning niche]

ur facing resistance but its starting to wain... u start capturing land

[cunning niche]

that was rebuilt in the timeskip

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche percent of progress on the paani temple in the capital

[midnight ocean]

yeah

[wild mason]

Now that we can, we should start building docks and such on them and establishing a presence with the system I described
How rainy are they compared to my other islands?

[prime compass]

Can banan repsond

[spring bison]

is this real

[marsh lance]

Go to dms

[spring bison]

no

[marsh lance]

He will respond there

[midnight ocean]

@cunning niche make clothes and sails and stuff with the hemp

[cunning niche]

80

[prime compass]

The great dm kidnapping

[visual shard]

shut up froh

[cunning niche]

they are less rainy but they're colder

[prime compass]

Is this theory or truth

[cunning niche]

way colder

[visual shard]

@cunning niche how many temples do I have actually btw

[prime compass]

You are a BFF militant

[cunning niche]

this is effective

[cunning niche]

30+

[fresh jewel]

@cunning niche how many temples do i have

[midnight ocean]

With our new boats and sails explore westward down the coast to find and settle good fishing spots or anything else interesting we find

[wild mason]

And are the rains in our islands difficult to farm with?

[visual shard]

is this enough for all my people to pray atleast once a day

[visual shard]

once a week*

[cunning niche]

ehh not really but sometimes in a heavy storm the plants get flooded

[cunning niche]

okay!

[noble cradle]

@cunning niche can I build a port settlement there and send some imperial guards to protect it until they get up on their feet. Get food from our Satrapy to help in the early stages and have them work on building a road between the port and their capital

[wild mason]

Can we approach the people to the south of us about the prospect of buying rice or if they refuse to sell we will just try to take some

[cunning niche]

@midnight ocean

[midnight ocean]

remember this part of baldurs gate

[cunning niche]

the red and grey?

[noble cradle]

Besutiful

[wild mason]

Yes

[balmy epoch]

ofc

[cunning niche]

yes you can but the satrapy is a fucking primative nation

[wild mason]

Wokenaq???

[cunning niche]

considering you raided them they are reluctant to sell u jack shit

[fresh jewel]

@noble cradle i advise you to kill the satrapy btw

[cunning niche]

and plus

@wild mason ask the john

hes the red

[midnight ocean]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

acnaq

:game_die: You rolled 15

[fresh jewel]

pillage!!

[wild mason]

And if they don't sell us the stuff we will just raid them again so 🤫

[cunning niche]

this works!

[fresh jewel]

pillage em

[hollow garden]

Franz Joseph had such a horrible life 😭

[midnight ocean]

who

[noble cradle]

Have the imperial court we established there help educate them about rice farming

[hollow garden]

His life was full of tragedy

[hollow garden]

The last emperor of Austria

[west path]

@cunning niche

[cunning niche]

the deal is done!

[cunning niche]

they are incapable of further thought

[noble cradle]

There's no reason to kill them they are our allies

[balmy epoch]

@cunning niche can we further expand the port city with farms and sea villages to the north

[noble cradle]

Are these people neanderthals

[fresh jewel]

theyre primitive

they are of no use

[visual shard]

@cunning niche appoint all holy "piovante" (religious officials) for each temple to manage them
make the holy temple on that one peninsula managed by the "nuotante" (pope equivalent)

in paani we trust

[cunning niche]

okay

[noble cradle]

Ok well send some of our people there to mingle with and settle them and also give them a stronger tie to our nation

[fresh jewel]

slave labor i guess

[fresh jewel]

only useful thing the satrapy are useful for

[prime compass]

Don't

[wild mason]

@cunning niche OK well neither of the players are online, I think we should just intercept any rice being shipped between islands and, since we have the money from the payments, use that to buy it at a higher rate 🤫
They will actually benefit from us this time

[midnight ocean]

I willl leave for about 30 minutes is this a good idea

[cunning niche]

@rose cape any war plansz?

[visual shard]

@prime compass where are you on map

[prime compass]

The yellow nation a north of the main island

[cunning niche]

this time the third treeans are expecting you!

[balmy epoch]

inshyahweh i won’t attack

[cunning niche]

they fight back and you both loose rice

[midnight ocean]

the rice wars