🎲game-room

[silent smelt]

@hollow wasp

[hollow wasp]

Nooooo

[wraith quarry]

Hello sir, it's Immigration and Customs Enforcement

[frank latch]

you tried to deport us
so

seems fair

[alpine raft]

when u joinz

[hollow wasp]

Noooooo immmm whiitttteeeeeee

[frank latch]

Shoots in the back from across the street

[silent smelt]

@sour grotto can you deport @hollow wasp back to #🌎general? this fucking newgen refuses to leave and resists deportation

[wraith quarry]

yeah but you're the wrong kind of white...

Irish

[frank latch]

YOU'RE BRI*ISH

[hollow wasp]

16th of February 2024

[alpine raft]

newgen

[silent smelt]

el helado, please newgen leave at once.

[hollow wasp]

Fish said you’re Anglo….

[frank latch]

bro
I was December 2023

[silent smelt]

youre not tuff, pack it up.

youre not one of us

[wraith quarry]

we rebuke our anglo heritage

[mental marsh]

Albanians are white so we dont get deported

[alpine raft]

i was february 22

[wraith quarry]

we're pureblooded americans

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-st-patricks-day-leprechaun-dance-gif-8228329970952077415

[silent smelt]

@hollow wasp enjoy your deportation son

[wraith quarry]

i was sometime in 2022 but i got kicked at some point after

[hollow wasp]

I am le illegal

[frosty drum]

Hello chattaronians

[frank latch]

we were civilized

[wraith quarry]

March of 2022

[frank latch]

seeing as how we can spell civilized and color correctly

[alpine raft]

I beat you by a month

[silent smelt]

please stop interacting with the foreigner, he doesnt belong here ❗

[hollow wasp]

Civilised*

[wraith quarry]

bow and i are twins
i won a 9 month race by 10 minutes

[frank latch]

DEATH TO THE BR*TS

[wraith quarry]

🇱 bozo

[silent smelt]

game room is a gated community, we hold the highest standards

[mental marsh]

Said the northern Hungarian

[frosty drum]

🇫🇷 🇫🇷 🇫🇷

[hollow wasp]

I have ladder

[wraith quarry]

vive l'orion

viva la florida

[frank latch]

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[silent smelt]

make your way back to #🌋worldbox-chat, youre a literal phone user please

[frosty drum]

🇰🇵

[frank latch]

vive changes?

[hollow wasp]

That shithole? That’s like worldbox El Salvador

[wraith quarry]

no

that's spanish

[frank latch]

evil

[hardy edge]

My bad

[wraith quarry]

it's viva la florida

[silent smelt]

youre not tuff

[wraith quarry]

not french the french werent even in florida

[silent smelt]

secret decafa?

[hollow wasp]

Tough*

[silent smelt]

homie my drilla post the link

[frank latch]

West Florida:

[mental marsh]

Is toast just shadowmodding

[hollow wasp]

Nooooo

(Yes please help he’s got my family)

[wraith quarry]

cry bout it

[silent smelt]

https://secret.decafa.workers.dev/DWHC

https://secret.decafa.workers.dev/DWHC

[mental marsh]

We will conquer the north east

[frank latch]

no danks

[mental marsh]

One day

[frank latch]

who wil

[silent smelt]

https://secret.decafa.workers.dev/DWHC

[alpine raft]

doesnt matter if its by a meter or a mile

[frank latch]

I'll win next time

[mental marsh]

Albanians

[wraith quarry]

there's like 5 albanians in total in the US

just so happens that 3 out of 5 are in new york

[alpine raft]

make it to the grave first

thats the next race

[frank latch]

yes

[hollow wasp]

Less soon….

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-miesnie-klata-donalda-trumpa-forma-donalda-trumpa-miesnie-donalda-trumpa-muskulatura-donalda-trumpa-gif-8559957107916061688

[wraith quarry]

trump vs. colonel sanders when

[frosty drum]

Trump vs Biden when

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/wrestling-kfc-chicken-gif-9769640

[mental marsh]

Yeah not much 200k

Size of a small city

[frank latch]

[mental marsh]

We will multiple and conquer

[wraith quarry]

i'm rooting for sanders btw

[mental marsh]

Classic southern move

[silent smelt]

jarz mapwars? europe ww2?

[mental marsh]

Crazy

Gn ima sleep

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/colonel-sanders-shirtless-abs-dancing-sparkles-gif-17679994

[frank latch]

Bernie Sanders vs. Colonel Sanders

(a match Logan Paul would support)

[hollow wasp]

Logan Paul is prepping for his upcoming match against boxing legend ||Muhammad Ali ||

[frosty drum]

Rate rpg map from 1 to 10

[frank latch]

jake paul or logan paul?
I honestly can't tell the difference.

both very white dudes

[alpine raft]

gives gta san andreas vibes

[frank latch]

20th person to say this

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/tally-score-gif-19821307

17th person who said gta...

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft @frank latch from 1 to 10 though

@hollow wasp

[alpine raft]

5/17

[silent smelt]

jarz mw pick your starting nation

[alpine raft]

nowhere

[silent smelt]

better map

[hollow wasp]

Solid looking
Like having the towns labelled
There’s a lot of big towns, looks off
8/10

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt Sweden

[silent smelt]

k

pick your first action

or do whgatever you want

[hollow wasp]

Ireland

[silent smelt]

k you aswell

[frosty drum]

Imma improve relations with other Scandinavian countries

[silent smelt]

they improve

@hollow wasp your turn

[hollow wasp]

@silent smelt we are gonna fund the RA

[silent smelt]

done

@frosty drum your turn

[hollow wasp]

Those counties are ours

[alpine raft]

Ussr

[silent smelt]

pick your first action

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt imma talk to other Scandinavian countries about forming a possible alliance with them

[alpine raft]

Prepare a surprise invasion of finland

[silent smelt]

thumbs up

[alpine raft]

Prepare for the cold

[silent smelt]

preparing

[alpine raft]

Tell me when it's ready

[silent smelt]

in 2 minutes

[frank latch]

what happened to the Saarland

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft what is your plan in finland

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft push the IRA (guys we funded) to start bombing Northern Ireland and the UK to force them to give us Northern Ireland

Also start mobilising for war

[alpine raft]

Why

[frosty drum]

We could work together

[silent smelt]

dont know but you can play

[alpine raft]

I don't know man that sounds outta my jurisdiction

[hollow wasp]

Terrorism

[alpine raft]

I just want to control the area around St peterspurg better

[frosty drum]

Oh ok

[hollow wasp]

Holy fuck just like that

[alpine raft]

You can attack idgf

[silent smelt]

@alpine raft ready

[hollow wasp]

It just got handed over

[alpine raft]

@frosty drum you going to go in or what

[frank latch]

@silent smelt La France

[frosty drum]

Not yet

[silent smelt]

this is a sandbox mw so you can really do whatever you want

[alpine raft]

Can I get a eta?

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch help me kill England

[alpine raft]

Go in on em

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt imma talk to Norway and Denmark first

[frank latch]

deal

[silent smelt]

k

[silent smelt]

k

[hollow wasp]

Besties

[alpine raft]

Use my superior air force to control the skies and use close air support to help myself

[frank latch]

@silent smelt Invest heavily into our airforce and strategic and tactical bombing.

[hollow wasp]

Ok so u can have England but I want Scotland, wales and the Isle of Man

(Ur getting the most valuable shit)

[frank latch]

@hollow wasp We should try to get Spain on board

but

they're doing civil war

so

might be difficult

[hollow wasp]

That’s true

[silent smelt]

the finns plea for peace aftert the fartcrop invasion

[hollow wasp]

We’ll also have to deal with Portugal prob

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft irl treaty borders?

[silent smelt]

@alpine raft wyd

[hollow wasp]

@silent smelt start building up my navy

[alpine raft]

Bitch?

[silent smelt]

k

[alpine raft]

Let me draw

[frank latch]

@frosty drum no way you sold that hard bro

[silent smelt]

draw

[frosty drum]

Just wait

[frank latch]

no waiting...

you sold

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt did Norway and Denmark agree

[silent smelt]

yes

[hollow wasp]

@wraith quarry join make it interesting

[alpine raft]

Are they willing to be a protectorate

[frosty drum]

Perfect

[frank latch]

@silent smelt Start supporting Social Democrats in Germany

[silent smelt]

noperonis

[silent smelt]

k

hold on ill switch to province map because this state map is making me kms

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 11

[hollow wasp]

@silent smelt assimilate the north

[alpine raft]

Can they do that

[frank latch]

@frosty drum sold hard

[frosty drum]

@frank latch im Sweden

Dummy

[frank latch]

oh

[silent smelt]

im no longer doing the small states map so @alpine raft

[wraith quarry]

nah sorry ion do europe maps

[wraith quarry]

or really earth maps

[silent smelt]

k

[alpine raft]

Offer them an NAP too

[silent smelt]

k

[frank latch]

@silent smelt Provide economic funding and resources to help rebuild Germany after the war and to ease reparations

[silent smelt]

ok

~roll 300

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt dms frfr

[steep merlin]

:game_die: 2 (1 - 900)

[silent smelt]

lmao

dont worry ill do it

[hollow wasp]

@silent smelt DM’s pls

[alpine raft]

Btw you ain't going in on Finland no more

[frank latch]

I feel like you shouldn't roll for this...

cus it isn't something that needs to be rolled for?

[frosty drum]

Im not

[alpine raft]

That ship has sailed buckaroo

[silent smelt]

its fine

[marsh lance]

@rose cape rhe people have spoken

[alpine raft]

Okay dokey then

[silent smelt]

the uhh socialist revolution in germany is brewing

[alpine raft]

Fund that

Make it commie

[frank latch]

@silent smelt Declare war on the Soviet Union

[silent smelt]

?

[alpine raft]

Average French baboon

[silent smelt]

ok

@frank latch the commies in your country arent happy about that

[hollow wasp]

Shouldn’t you have like massive internet instability

Internal*

[frank latch]

@alpine raft shouldn't you have a civil war to deal with?

[alpine raft]

No I'm the ussr, we don't believe in that

We don't do instability

[silent smelt]

hes the ussr sir

[frank latch]

Russian Civil War moment:

[silent smelt]

its 1936

[alpine raft]

Are you saying

[frank latch]

💔

[alpine raft]

The ussr has to...

What

[hollow wasp]

Yeah ik Georgian man did a lot to crush people under his boot all the time, u should be under pressure

[alpine raft]

Vro

[alpine raft]

Pressure from who

[silent smelt]

sleep deprivation? drugs?

alcohol?

[hollow wasp]

Prominent communist party members and army generals

[alpine raft]

It's 1936

[frank latch]

@alpine raft then shouldn't the no no germans have control of Germany already?

[hollow wasp]

Ik

[frank latch]

wrong ping

[frank latch]

@silent smelt

[silent smelt]

nekcrop is the ussr

[silent smelt]

but yes uh

but but

[frank latch]

I AM VERY WELL AWARE

STOP SAYING THAT

[silent smelt]

there is still possible clause for an uprising

🤓

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/sweden-flag-swedish-flag-swedish-sweden-flag-gif-25731981

[alpine raft]

Is this a one session rpg?

[silent smelt]

if f f f for example germany would suborn to economic befall

[silent smelt]

yes

10 minutes = 1 year

[frank latch]

tbh
the war was a joke

[alpine raft]

Prepare to invade poland

[silent smelt]

okay

[silent smelt]

okay

[hollow wasp]

@silent smelt surprise invasion of Scotland!
@frank latch help

[frank latch]

@silent smelt what are our relations with Poland and Germany?

@frosty drum Can we negotiate an iron deal?

[frosty drum]

Hmmmmmmm

[frank latch]

the security of an iron and coal trade between France and Sweden

[silent smelt]

with germany none, poland is reliant on you

[silent smelt]

??

[frosty drum]

@frank latch btw I have a Scandinavian Alliance now

[alpine raft]

@frank latch can you cut off poland real quick

[hollow wasp]

One session
Cest la vie

[frank latch]

you might be stupid

[alpine raft]

It's a one session rpg

Stop using your brain

[hollow wasp]

Worth it to kill England

[alpine raft]

Just enjoy

[frosty drum]

@frank latch sure
As long as you give something in return

[frank latch]

@silent smelt Land troops in Poland in order to prevent the Soviet Union's invasion

[silent smelt]

cold cold

[alpine raft]

Isnt he mid War with england

[silent smelt]

the better supplied french troops arrive on the front

[frank latch]

it's called money

?

[hollow wasp]

Nah that’s me

[frank latch]

no

?

[frosty drum]

I like money
Deal

[alpine raft]

That's wild but I haven't invaded yet

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt

[silent smelt]

tick tock

[alpine raft]

Eh I got time

[silent smelt]

okay

france now has iron

😱

[frank latch]

@silent smelt send over our airforce and bombers to enforce air superiority when they begin their attack

and order our forces to build anti-tank and personnel defenses in collaboration with the Polish

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt how powerful is Sweden rn frfr

[alpine raft]

Btw tell h man that france is plopping troops away and that England is busy with Ireland @silent smelt ask what he thinks bout that

[frosty drum]

Its 1936 btw

[alpine raft]

He's still in power

[frosty drum]

But not that powerful

[silent smelt]

the irish, after losing in their offensive war against the united kingdom of great britain, and what was northern ireland. are now being forcefully deported to the isle of man.

[alpine raft]

And this is a once in a lifetime opportunity

[alpine raft]

Well that sucks

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/emjoi-doctor-surgeon-mask-sick-gif-16542088

[silent smelt]

he said ok

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt how powerful is Sweden currently

[silent smelt]

on par with germany

taking the alliance into account

[alpine raft]

@frank latch why you got troops on my border with poland

[hollow wasp]

Guerilla warfare on the mainland

[frank latch]

@silent smelt Petition Czechoslovakia, Belgium, Luxembourg, Denmark and The Netherlands to hold strong against Germany and the USSR

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft thoughts on Scandinavia?

[silent smelt]

your entire army is now on the isle of man

[wraith quarry]

@silent smelt put me in as the USSR coach

[frank latch]

cus you're threatening to invade

[alpine raft]

Isgf

[silent smelt]

the mighty nekcrop:

[alpine raft]

When did I do that

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/emjoi-doctor-surgeon-mask-sick-gif-16542088

[wraith quarry]

put me in as Czechaslovakia then coach

[silent smelt]

the ra is striking numbers in dublin!

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/checklist-gif-9679893

btw nukes will be available at x:00

so 10 minutes

[alpine raft]

I'll be the first with them right

Since irl ussr got them second after usa

[silent smelt]

first one to develop them gets them

[alpine raft]

Develop them then

[silent smelt]

can be czechoslovakia and ireland aswell

you just need to solve riddles

[hollow wasp]

It’s not like my army was 100% of military aged men

Smuggle the army back and recruit more
Target isolated British units and garrisons
Burn administrative buildings
Get the ra to bomb fucking every square inch of England
Form a parliamentary party in Westminster to obstruct progress until demands are met: Scotland, Ireland, wales, Cornwall and the Isle of Man
Peaceful strikes everywhere, production stops

[alpine raft]

Can I start doing them now

[frank latch]

nobody should get them

since it was the Germans that started it

[alpine raft]

Yap yap yap

[wraith quarry]

@silent smelt use our large industry to produce even more tanks and defenses.
Additionally begin purchasing leases to produce german fighters, heavy fighters, and dive bombers.

like the BF-109 and the BF110

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt imma trade with the US

[frank latch]

tbh

you tried to invade a militarily and economically superior Bri*ain

[wraith quarry]

to side with germany or to side the the USSR

[alpine raft]

@silent smelt invest in anti air and long range artillery

[frank latch]

Idk what you expected

[alpine raft]

Both

[wraith quarry]

true

[frank latch]

neither

[alpine raft]

I'm ussr

[frank latch]

side with France

[alpine raft]

Ew france

[hollow wasp]

I expected this but it’s a one session thing so..

[silent smelt]

hold on hold on

we are making a nuke quiz

[wraith quarry]

i'll side with you if you promise not to expand communism to me or any nations west of me

[alpine raft]

Sure

[frank latch]

the USSR made the same deal with Bri*ain...

[alpine raft]

Irl?

[midnight ocean]

new york stock exchange

[frank latch]

yes

[alpine raft]

Well I'm not Georgia man

[wraith quarry]

yeah but neckrop is nice

[alpine raft]

Yeah

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft I’ll be communist if you help me kick the shit out of the uk

[alpine raft]

I'm kinda busy bro

Just start making a resistance and il help

[hollow wasp]

😔

[hollow wasp]

Sent the move already

[midnight ocean]

is this a map war

[hollow wasp]

I will sell my soul to win

[alpine raft]

I gotta nuke Paris first

[hollow wasp]

Good target, lots of french people

[wraith quarry]

@silent smelt start stockpiling uranium ore and construct an enrichment facility, begin enriching it

[frosty drum]

Im chill btw

[silent smelt]

https://bestiefy.com/q?=jRJ2x

[frank latch]

@silent smelt espionage Germany to get nuke

[silent smelt]

person with the most score gets nukes first

https://bestiefy.com/q?=jRJ2x

[alpine raft]

I'm not clicking that

[silent smelt]

[hollow wasp]

I’ll be forger grateful if u help me kill England

[frank latch]

ip grabber

[silent smelt]

no its a friends quiz

about how well you know jraz

[alpine raft]

Mf might as well put "grabify" on the link

[silent smelt]

nekcrop you get nukes if you get the most scores just know that

[silent smelt]

[alpine raft]

I'm not giving my ip for nukes in a made up game

[silent smelt]

[alpine raft]

This like "I got candy in my van, want to see?"

[wraith quarry]

i got a 5/10

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt Make factories to make anti air
And anti infantry
And anti tank shit
For the defense

[alpine raft]

Sure

[silent smelt]

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt dms

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry will you help me defend Poland if you can get more of Hungary and Ukraine?

[hollow wasp]

@silent smelt

[wraith quarry]

ngl germany would not survive an invasion of poland if they didnt invade czechia

and considering im here

they didnt

[silent smelt]

nukes will be handed out at x:00

[frank latch]

does anyone know when x is

[alpine raft]

Fish cheated

[wraith quarry]

put our best scientists on nuclear research

[hollow wasp]

1936

[wraith quarry]

i did not, i simply know pookie bear well

[frank latch]

@silent smelt Uranium enrichment

[wraith quarry]

it's 1937

rn

[silent smelt]

update on the RA situation

[hollow wasp]

Oh

[frank latch]

@silent smelt Provide military and financial aid to Ireland

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/sweden-flag-swedish-flag-swedish-sweden-flag-gif-25731981

[midnight ocean]

Mab war

[frank latch]

guys

[hollow wasp]

Based french person

[frank latch]

can we agree to invade Sweden together?

[wraith quarry]

@silent smelt secure an NAP with the German Reich

[silent smelt]

they accept

[frank latch]

as useful as the NAP with the USSR

[valid ivy]

Could someone send me $12 for dead by daylight I wanna play so bad

[alpine raft]

https://bestiefy.com/q?=AXRAf

[silent smelt]

after french intervention it looks like this

[alpine raft]

I will quit ussr if anyone gets over 7

[silent smelt]

its infinitely lodaing

[frank latch]

@silent smelt bomb London and Bri*ish industrial infrastructure

[hollow wasp]

Go to the traditionally conservative Munster (bottom left of Ireland) and recruit in its two cities, cork and Limerick. Take over the countryside of Ireland and use civilian help to keep up our strategies, tell the IRA they can have free reign on any English target

[midnight ocean]

ip logger

[silent smelt]

okeronis

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch u Chad

[alpine raft]

That's why you know me the least acnaopop

[frank latch]

@hollow wasp now

do me a solid

[alpine raft]

No one took my quiz.....

[frank latch]

and please standardize American english

[alpine raft]

@silent smelt invade poland

[silent smelt]

@hollow wasp gets 1 nuke
@wraith quarry gets 6 nukes
@frank latch gets 3 nukes
@alpine raft gets 3 nukes
@frosty drum gets 2 nukes

[frank latch]

@silent smelt less invading Poland

[wraith quarry]

bruh

[frank latch]

why do I get 6

that makes no sense

[hollow wasp]

I will do better, ignore the English language altogether and promote the Irish language

[silent smelt]

you did nothing no?

[alpine raft]

Nuke paris

[silent smelt]

or

[wraith quarry]

i scored highest AND i've been researching nukes

[frank latch]

true...

[frosty drum]

Im neutral btw so don't strike me

[wraith quarry]

i researched nukes

[silent smelt]

wait youre right i am retar

[wraith quarry]

and stockpiled uranium

[frank latch]

@silent smelt shoot down their bombers...

[hollow wasp]

Tiocfaidh ár lá

[alpine raft]

If the bombers go down

[silent smelt]

@hollow wasp gets 1 nuke
@wraith quarry gets 6 nukes
@frank latch gets 3 nukes
@alpine raft gets 3 nukes
@frosty drum gets 2 nukes

[frosty drum]

WOAH

[wraith quarry]

yay

[alpine raft]

Nuke paris

[hollow wasp]

I got the same as nekrop y 1 nuke 😔

[wraith quarry]

nuke Moscow

[silent smelt]

@alpine raft 2 of your nuke bombers are shot down by his anti air

[frank latch]

I mean
You have to fly the bombers over Poland, Germany and then France

[wraith quarry]

Nuke berlin

[alpine raft]

I put anti air

[frank latch]

just to get to Paris

[alpine raft]

No?

[wraith quarry]

okay Nuke again

[frank latch]

yes?

[alpine raft]

Did I hit one?

I had 3

[silent smelt]

your nuke misfired and hit belgium

[alpine raft]

Awww shucks

[wraith quarry]

no loss there

[alpine raft]

Shit happens yk

[frank latch]

@silent smelt relocate our government to a new location in response to attempted nukings

[hollow wasp]

@silent smelt threaten london with a nuke unless the brits surrender unconditionally

[frank latch]

and attempt to develop even more nukes

[alpine raft]

It could hit france

@wraith quarry can you nuke paris for me

You have 6 nukes

[wraith quarry]

Continue to develop more nuclear weapons and construct AA defenses

[wraith quarry]

hmm

i'll consider it

okay yeah i'll do it

[frank latch]

@silent smelt position our bombers across the nation in order to prevent a single devastating attack

[silent smelt]

the nukes might have been slightly strong

[alpine raft]

Ily

[silent smelt]

meteor nukes

[frank latch]

why did Germany die

[silent smelt]

some ape nuked it

[frank latch]

oh

[silent smelt]

idk why

[wraith quarry]

launch two nukes at the Rhineland in Germany

[alpine raft]

You can wipe france off the map

[silent smelt]

@alpine raft youre out of nukes

[alpine raft]

I know....

[frank latch]

@silent smelt Invade the USSR through Poland

[silent smelt]

@wraith quarry he spent time developing and constructing anti air and your nuke carrier is shot down, you might have to develop a better strategy

[alpine raft]

Did you see the part where there ain't more paris

[wraith quarry]

intervene on the side of the USSR, attack french troops

[hollow wasp]

@silent smelt threaten the brits with my nuke unless they surrender

[silent smelt]

@alpine raft

the nekcropians have a hard time going to the frontline due to a damaged railway network

[alpine raft]

What month is it

[alpine raft]

My capital is saint petersburg

[silent smelt]

june

[frank latch]

@silent smelt Nuke Prague
and use the other nukes to attack Slovakia's capital and known nuclear weapons facilities

[alpine raft]

Oh noo

[silent smelt]

yeah but all roads go through moscow

[wraith quarry]

Nuke paris

all nukes

or just nuke anywhere in france

saturate the sky with bombers

[alpine raft]

Oh well

[frank latch]

@silent smelt scramble our air force

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/kim-jong-un-kim-jong-un-icbm-gif-25209750

[frank latch]

to repel the bombers

[wraith quarry]

the nuke planes will be hidden amongst the fleet

[alpine raft]

Its russia by the time they make it to st Petersburgo itl be winter

@silent smelt focus on defense for now

Dig in

[frank latch]

@silent smelt naval blockade Russia through the Northern Sea

[silent smelt]

we have some nmukes flying

[alpine raft]

Yeah so half of france is gone how is he alive

[frank latch]

relocated my government

[hollow wasp]

Tell the brits to surrender or I nuke london

[alpine raft]

To where?

[frank latch]

unknown

[silent smelt]

the french will have to walk round the nuclear wasteland to reach leningrad

[alpine raft]

Nuke france instead

[frank latch]

umm

what did Poland do

[silent smelt]

youre using them

[frank latch]

oh yea

[hollow wasp]

Idk st Petersburg is looking tempting

[wraith quarry]

with our last nuke
nuke French/polish front line troops

[alpine raft]

Just keep digging in to defend

[alpine raft]

That works ig

[frank latch]

@silent smelt Stop our advance and start organizing a Ukrainian uprising/government

[silent smelt]

where exactly? you can make it harder for the french to reach leningrad

[alpine raft]

I wanted to gelp you

[frank latch]

[wraith quarry]

the ones going to leningrad

[alpine raft]

No don't nuke leningrad

[frank latch]

nuke leningrad

[hollow wasp]

Yeah but BOW cooked

Maybe Prague…

[alpine raft]

Ohh

[wraith quarry]

minor sacrifice

[alpine raft]

Uh ily fish tho

Do what you gotta do

[silent smelt]

@hollow wasp the brits surrender after befalling to your uhh nuclear threats

[frank latch]

@silent smelt do we have any more/other nukes?

[alpine raft]

@silent smelt put some anti air in st.petersburg

More

Lets not get nuked this evening

[silent smelt]

cold nuclear wasteland

[silent smelt]

1 remaining

[wraith quarry]

metro ahh setting

[frank latch]

[silent smelt]

xD

[hollow wasp]

Fire 🔥
We annex Scotland, wales, Cornwall, the Isle of Man and give england to BOW as a puppet state or to annex, we don’t rlly care

[frank latch]

@silent smelt start developing more nukes for whatever else we have left

[silent smelt]

impossible

your infrastructure is way too damaged from the meteor sized nukes i made

[frank latch]

I have a good idea

[alpine raft]

What about mine

They hit 60% of his country

I'm slightly less fucked

[silent smelt]

altough you could use the uk...

[silent smelt]

you act as if 100% of your country's landmass was a high income metropolis

[alpine raft]

Shhh bbg

Don't worry

[wraith quarry]

HE'S GONNA NUKE

[frank latch]

nuh uh

[wraith quarry]

ST. PETERSBURG

[frank latch]

Lies

[wraith quarry]

I HEARD HIM SAY IT

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch DM’s

[alpine raft]

@silent smelt anti air around st Petersburgo please

[silent smelt]

a nuke was shot down over swedish airspace.

[wraith quarry]

😱

[alpine raft]

Well that's no more nukes then

[alpine raft]

Ask poland if it wants to white peace

[frosty drum]

Who tried to nuke me?

[alpine raft]

@frank latch white peace?

[wraith quarry]

bow

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch DM’s

[frank latch]

erm

@frosty drum I tried to nuke USSR

[frosty drum]

Oh ok

[frank latch]

and somehow
this flight path was too close to sweden

[silent smelt]

intel suggests the nuke wasnt heading for sweden but the copper dome system itnercepted it

[frosty drum]

Oh

[wraith quarry]

@silent smelt launch an invasion, with our limited manpower and resources, into poland
just to be an annoyance

[alpine raft]

Asshole

[frank latch]

not my fault you tried to nuke me

[hollow wasp]

Hey DM’s

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft @frank latch don't nuke me and im chill

[wraith quarry]

bro posted the most unrelated pictures ever

[frank latch]

Wasn't going to bro

[silent smelt]

through germany?

[frosty drum]

Ik but still

[hollow wasp]

@silent smelt DM’s

[alpine raft]

Stop main character syndroming

[frosty drum]

Ok

[alpine raft]

Can I white peace poland

[wraith quarry]

would we die if we walked through nuclear asteland

[silent smelt]

no

atp poland is owned by france

[alpine raft]

Why not

[frank latch]

peak?

@silent smelt Ukranian revolution

@alpine raft alright, white peace

[alpine raft]

Ight

[silent smelt]

ok right youre right

okay

[alpine raft]

@silent smelt can i clean up the wasteland

[hollow wasp]

@silent smelt DM’s

[frank latch]

well

I'd call that successful

[silent smelt]

yes

slowly but surely the wasteland gets cleared

[alpine raft]

Uncool

[silent smelt]

that is the ukrainian uprising caused by uhh bow

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt dms fr

[hollow wasp]

@silent smelt DM’s

[silent smelt]

youre not dming me anything

[wraith quarry]

ask germany for us to go through, and then invade poland

[alpine raft]

Isnt that mostly agricultural land

[frank latch]

@silent smelt start to recover the nuked regions of France
specifically focusing on our industrial and agricultural lands

[hollow wasp]

It was sent already

[silent smelt]

oh

@wraith quarry a nuke is heading your way you have 1 minute to react

[alpine raft]

@silent smelt I'm fighting literal farmers

Crush them

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry I will nuke you

if you invade Poland

[frank latch]

oh

nvm

[alpine raft]

You have no nukes

[frank latch]

it will be taken care of for me

[wraith quarry]

you have no more nukes buddy

[frank latch]

true 💔

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-gif-5677380953331354485

[silent smelt]

you and garmans split poland @wraith quarry \

[frank latch]

wth

[wraith quarry]

laddie, france is as bad as england

[frank latch]

@silent smelt declare war on Germany

[silent smelt]

poland was weaker and dead 😭

[alpine raft]

Crush the ukraine revolt

[wraith quarry]

PEAK

[silent smelt]

the entire polish army was made up of the french

[frosty drum]

Fallout Borders be like

[alpine raft]

They are literally just farmers

[silent smelt]

@wraith quarry do you migrate your people in prague to poland/

[wraith quarry]

yes

[hollow wasp]

Yet france helped me kill England so it balances out

[wraith quarry]

we will dispose of as many poles as we can btw

[silent smelt]

the nuke hits, and new czechopolakia is founded

[frank latch]

[hollow wasp]

German corridor

[wraith quarry]

sea of irradiated cobalt

[alpine raft]

There goes germny

[hollow wasp]

You swam upriver

[midnight ocean]

Can I play as czechopolakia

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp do you have nukes

[hollow wasp]

Spent

[silent smelt]

the frenchies launch a scale 1 naval invasion on germany through the uk

several journalist report that sweden is supposedly developing nukes in secrecy

these sources arent verified

[hollow wasp]

Some secret project

[silent smelt]

ask fish

[wraith quarry]

send bombers to bomb the french

[alpine raft]

Crush ukraine please @silent smelt

[midnight ocean]

of course switzerland hasnt changed at all

[frank latch]

true

[frosty drum]

REAL

[frank latch]

@silent smelt unbomb France

[silent smelt]

a lot of resources are wasted cleaning both the wasteland and whats left of the ukrainians @alpine raft

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft @frank latch want help with clearing wastelands?

[silent smelt]

you have none

you forgot to migrate them

[frank latch]

sure

[alpine raft]

I'm good

[midnight ocean]

can I play as switzerland

[hollow wasp]

@silent smelt send troops to help BOW in Germany

[silent smelt]

yeperonis

[frank latch]

there's nothing to do about Germany tbh

[midnight ocean]

I will continue to do nothing

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt imma help

[hollow wasp]

I will contribute

[silent smelt]

this move proved crucial in aiding the frenchies

[frosty drum]

Btw im still neutral btw

[wraith quarry]

womp womp

[wraith quarry]

ill give u host bias points if u nuke england

[silent smelt]

wasteland cleanup has begun

[wraith quarry]

wait

not england

Ireland

and ENgland

[hollow wasp]

Now keep going south
And invade Switzerland

[wraith quarry]

@silent smelt cleanup czechia

[silent smelt]

noperonis

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-shy-kermit-terrified-scared-gif-3186014724530266078

[silent smelt]

clean up has begun

[midnight ocean]

can someone stop the blue

[frank latch]

wild

[hollow wasp]

Awww ok
Just kill the Germans

[frank latch]

@silent smelt use the rhineland to rebuild France

[silent smelt]

denmark annexes scsleswig under skillerz authority

[frank latch]

I support this

[wraith quarry]

@silent smelt send propaganda to make the English rise up in revolt against their french oppressors

[frank latch]

I don't own England

[hollow wasp]

U do
U not checked a map?

[frank latch]

I DO!?

wild

[frosty drum]

@frank latch you own parts of england

[midnight ocean]

@silent smelt send propaganda to the english about how switzerland doesnt do anything

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch

[alpine raft]

french domination might bore fans

[wraith quarry]

send propaganda to make the english revolt

we can get them to rise up

kill france

[silent smelt]

swedish supertech is proving to be quite efficient at cleaning up the wasteland, while czech and soviet equipment producitivty is debatable

[wraith quarry]

@frosty drum alliance?

[silent smelt]

done

[alpine raft]

@frosty drum gimme some of that tech

[hollow wasp]

@midnight ocean sell me ur chocolate

[frank latch]

@silent smelt use the resources gathered to rebuild England
and provide greater autonomy to the British

[silent smelt]

copy copy

[midnight ocean]

who are you

[wraith quarry]

@silent smelt rebuild industry and start making tons of heavy tanks and equipment

[hollow wasp]

Ireland

[frank latch]

I like how Germany moved east

[midnight ocean]

what would I get in return for the chocolate

[silent smelt]

england has now been granted autonomy

[wraith quarry]

@silent smelt tell the british that the only way to combat irish dominance is complete independence from france

[hollow wasp]

Potatoes and gratitude

[wraith quarry]

france will always favor the irish

they are evil

[midnight ocean]

are you currently in any political or military conflicts

[wraith quarry]

they are

[hollow wasp]

Well I just nuked Prague but fish didn’t do anything about it so….. maybe?

[midnight ocean]

sorry that breaks my vow of neutrality unless I can give an equal amount of chocolate to the other side

[silent smelt]

the ukrainian revolution is now crushed, with czechopolakia sweeping in to also take the kill

[hollow wasp]

Nuh uh no chocolate for them

[silent smelt]

k k

[midnight ocean]

ok im keeping all the chocolate to myself then

[wraith quarry]

@silent smelt give the USSR the parts of Ukraine i took and keep cleaning up the nuked areas

[midnight ocean]

@silent smelt increase chocolate production

[hollow wasp]

That’s fair

[silent smelt]

copy

[hollow wasp]

Ok I’m gonna sleep now

Gn

[frank latch]

@silent smelt rebuild our industries, help our recovering economy and population. Reform our military with an emphasis on Anti-Air defense and our Air Force

[silent smelt]

authority is being questioned in the less literate parts of the uk

[silent smelt]

copy

[midnight ocean]

isnt this everywhere outside of london

[silent smelt]

state of the world

[silent smelt]

wales, scotland

[frank latch]

@silent smelt Spread pro-french propaganda in England, Germany and Belgium to prevent uprising

and pump economic funding into those regions in order to provide for the newly conquered territories

[silent smelt]

k

[wraith quarry]

continue to push more propaganda, gearing towards the uneducated, of english glory, english supremacy
the days of the british empire shall be regained!

[frank latch]

petition to nuke Berlin again just to prevent them from rebuilding

[midnight ocean]

does switzlerand have any nukes

[wraith quarry]

use french propaganda as evidence of french supression

[silent smelt]

nope

nuke berlin?

[frank latch]

no

[silent smelt]

independent journalists are reporting a possible scandivanian unification under a single banner

[wraith quarry]

offer an alliance with germany to crush the french oppressors
they nuked germany, they destroyed german greatness and invaded their lands

[silent smelt]

due to a dependance on sweden

[wraith quarry]

support this endeavor

[frosty drum]

The Scandinavian Nations unanimously agree to unite Scandinavia under one banner due to the success the alliance has been

Neutrality will stay the same however

[wraith quarry]

just join me against france

[frosty drum]

Not joining any war

[wraith quarry]

france is taking over europe

[frank latch]

@frosty drum would Finland like to retake the lands lost to the USSR?

[silent smelt]

@wraith quarry ninor issue, polish revolted and are now asking for you to return their land back

[wraith quarry]

kill them

[silent smelt]

k

[frosty drum]

Im neutral

[silent smelt]

polis are no more

[wraith quarry]

ereal

[silent smelt]

the fartcrops occupy what used to be wasteland of former baltic countries

[frank latch]

@midnight ocean can we have chocolate?

@silent smelt Anschluss Austria

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt can Germany be renamed to Prussia
It literally is at this point

[wraith quarry]

@silent smelt more industry, more aircraft, and more tanks

[silent smelt]

guys i gtg, but the map is saved rate the mw from 9-10

[frank latch]

-9

[wraith quarry]

9/10 meme war

[silent smelt]

heres the map

[frank latch]

😭

[frosty drum]

10

[silent smelt]

we will continue tomorrow

good night

[frank latch]

good night

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt who was the winner
Or best this session

[frank latch]

I'd call that a French win tbh

[silent smelt]

sweden in secrecy

[frank latch]

we have like half of europe

and the Parisians were nuked

win win

[silent smelt]

theyre cooking stuff up meanwhile these children are fighting

[frosty drum]

Real

[silent smelt]

we will see tomorrow who dominates europe

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt show final map

[silent smelt]

winner gets nitro btw

[silent smelt]

idk why it isnt appearing though

just use this config in mapchart

[frank latch]

does this mean Austria won?

or Peru

[silent smelt]

no we will see tomorrow, i will enlist blumiholls to host this for us

so it is actually proper

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt are you sure the map will work?

[silent smelt]

he will get paid

i i hope

[midnight ocean]

are you in any political or military conflicts

[frosty drum]

@silent smelt make it work before anything else

[silent smelt]

if not the wheel will decide the winner

[silent smelt]

dont worry it will work just trust me

[frosty drum]

Ok

[silent smelt]

@frank latch tomorrow, winner gets nitro

1 war

[frank latch]

not technically

[silent smelt]

1 winner

ok mom came in good night

[midnight ocean]

damn nitro?

how do you win

[frank latch]

I don't care about winning

[silent smelt]

good question

[frank latch]

I just want Czechia to lose

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/sweden-flag-swedish-flag-swedish-sweden-flag-gif-25731981

@frank latch whay do you think of the United Nations of Scandinavia?

[twin wind]

Ey give Finland the south-east part back

[marsh lance]

Im a lucky bastard i just mowed the front lawn in like 90* heat, felt like i was dying, and my mom made spaghetti

New patslop unlocked

[wild mason]

this looks like death

[rose cape]

deported to https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1324245210636615702

also why are you eating it off the ground

???

[marsh lance]

Bud thats my couch

Does it look that bad 💔

[rose cape]

this is not any better

[marsh lance]

Its the phone lighting i swear

[marsh lance]

The armrest of the couch

Its a big armrest

[rose cape]

people sit on the armrest all the time 🤫

[marsh lance]

Not in my household 🤫

Also.. there is kinda no way that makes the food dirty

Only thing touching the potential “ass” rest is just the bowl

[marsh lance]

You hate me 💔

[rose cape]

i mean eat your poop stained food all you want ill keep mine clean

[quick idol]

hey its better than someone elses cooking

[noble cradle]

Why are you pooping on the armrest of the couch

[marsh lance]

bait

[rose cape]

parfum’s family is

[marsh lance]

Dont tell me the Mantitla with male is saying this

[rose cape]

but he doesnt know it

[rose cape]

the deep state rigged the vote

[marsh lance]

There didnt even need to be a vote, that was only for show

I know what you are..

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance Scandinavia

[rose cape]

Why is a xocat even talking rn 🤫

[marsh lance]

Forbidden Xocat singing

[marsh lance]

I may be a Xocat, but i dont sing, so i’m legal

However YOU, mantitla with male, are a fiend no matter which creed you hail from

[rose cape]

I am a shock sigma 🗿

[marsh lance]

Faiminist*

With abo blanket actually

🍷 🐖 Forbidden✅Xocat Singing. Sigma 🗿 Faiminism Abo blanket

^ please refer to the worldbox constitution

~bt

We must expand the article

[hardy saffron]

@marsh lance: The tops of the mattresses are very long. What is the size of the mattress 🗿 🐖 Sigmas 🍷 Ring ✅?

[marsh lance]

✅

[wild mason]

@midnight ocean Apparently I missed this, but its DONE

[rose cape]

I refer to the old testament 🤫

Mantitila and male ✅ Shock Sigmas 🗿 🍷 Feminism 🐖 Shock.

[marsh lance]

~bt

Protestantism

[hardy saffron]

@marsh lance: Montitel 🐖 Accoli ✅ Soc. 🗿 No Feminism 🍷 Soc. Nga Sigma

[marsh lance]

No feminism 💔

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance I became overpowered during jarz mw

[marsh lance]

@rose cape are you a Montitel Accoli with male

[rose cape]

~bt

[marsh lance]

Thank you

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: 🐖 ✅ 🍷 Good 🗿 Good society feminist society

[marsh lance]

Good society feminist society

These new lawmakers are WOKE

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance Behold
The United Nations of Scandinavia
Survived Nuclear war without a scratch
Superpower
And Advanced Technology

[hardy saffron]

i dropped my tissues are they still edible?
🤖 Consumption of tissues is inadvisable; probability of nutritional benefit approaches zero, given the composition.
Estimated probability: 0

[quick idol]

new law we are banning sleeping

[marsh lance]

I’ve seen it dw skillerz

I love it

[marsh lance]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@marsh lance: 🍷 🐖 Shocking Feminism is the reason I can't do anything. 🗿 Sigma Manta in the world

[quick idol]

I advise it

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: 🍷 Blanket for the Bad Woman — because there's nothing else Sigma has done 🗿 Show the world. if for 🐖 I can

[rose cape]

🍷 Blanket for the Bad Woman — because there's nothing else Sigma has done 🗿

[frank latch]

@frosty drum we should unite

[frosty drum]

Nah

[frank latch]

Ja

[frosty drum]

@frank latch No
Im neutral
But I'll help in recovery of wastelands

[frank latch]

I will help in the creation of wastelands

[frosty drum]

👽

This is why I haven't gone to war

@frank latch who do you think is stronger
Ussr-Nekcrop
Sweden-Skillerz
France-You
Or Ireland- Helado

[rose cape]

france

not even close

[frosty drum]

@rose cape

In this

[rose cape]

yep

france

not even close

[frosty drum]

Wrong btw

European Mainland was nuked to shit

France was like 70% destroyed

[rose cape]

ok so then the ussr

[frosty drum]

Same goes for the ussr

Although ussr and France are evenly matched still

[rose cape]

oh it was a meme war

[rose cape]

oh in this situation the USSR is the strongest easily

[frosty drum]

They suffered polish invasion (that kind of succeeded)
And Ukrainian Revolution

[rose cape]

polish invasion was pushed back my more nukes and they defeated the ukrainian uprising plus leningrand and rostov on don as well as their black sea access is completely safe

plus all of the caucusus

and southern russia

oil fields

[frosty drum]

Huh

Thank you for the information

[rose cape]

not to mention eastern russia

and central asia

[midnight ocean]

me when I blind the baby

I thought dead god was just from beating the beast

opinion on mastef posting this after mods said no isreal iran memes?

[wild mason]

Dead god is all other achievements + picking up every item at least once

Locking these behind repentance+ was fucking evil, I can't get 100% without the shitty DLC thats a nightmare to unistall

[midnight ocean]

wait whats that thing where isaac has the infinity symbol of items behind him then

[rose cape]

is this binding of isaac?

[wild mason]

What thing do you mean 😭

[rose cape]

bound 2

[rose cape]

@wild mason cop or drop

[wild mason]

Yes
Going to have to wait 3 years until they fix mod support for repentance+ because they basically removed workshop compability

Why did they do this btw

Like who did it benefit and why

[rose cape]

why are you going for every achievement

[wild mason]

This means doing all achievements on e very file

[wild mason]

Because that

Is the point?

[midnight ocean]

premium lifelessness

[rose cape]

the point of what

[midnight ocean]

the point of not having a life

[rose cape]

the point of having a life is to get a job ?

[midnight ocean]

nope

[frank latch]

to pay taxes*

[midnight ocean]

its getting free discord nitro and 100 percenting a game of your choice

[wild mason]

The point of the game is to get all 637 secrets 👽 \

[twin wind]

I agree

[wild mason]

After that its just runs for fun

[rose cape]

the point of the game is to have fun i think

[wild mason]

And adding modded stuff, Fiend Folio 😍

[rose cape]

that’s the point of most games

[midnight ocean]

🤓 your supposed to have fun playing video games not grind achievements and never go outside

[frank latch]

this is a wild statement tbh

[rose cape]

wild but true

[wild mason]

There is nothing more satisfying than seeing an unlock popup in Isaac
No other game can manage that feeling

Plus the game is just fun

[midnight ocean]

Im probably quitting isaac after I beat the beast ngl I dont have time for dead god

however im never getting to hush so that might not matter

[rose cape]

people spend more time at a job than they do with their children, loved ones, etc.

[wild mason]

Genuinely

You are holding back the game so much with normal mode

[midnight ocean]

doesnt that mean you can have a job and not a life

[midnight ocean]

ok what unlocks with what characters are good from hard mode

because wouldnt bigger stages and harder enemies just make it even more difficult to get to hush

[wild mason]

Godhead:

[rose cape]

you can never have a life if you dont have a job cuz you’ll die of some disease cuz you werent able to foot the bill

because this is america

[midnight ocean]

isnt that a tainted lost unlock

[wild mason]

Regular Lost

[midnight ocean]

oh right

[wild mason]

The character is actually broken