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Alright
You guys
are here
(red)
the green is the hall where the people are
the blue
is the empty room left of the entrance to the garden
understand?
armory isn't shown here
@marsh lance @frosty drum @alpine raft
back
Back
what direction is the armory
@alpine raft "you got a spare weapon?"
"crossbow"
@alpine raft
"Can I have it? I only really got a dagger"
For the manor
we go into the room on the left
the blue one
it's an empty sun room
stop ALIEN REACTING me i was BUSY with IMPORTANT THINGS
@alpine raft "I'll defend you from behind"
check the hailway up
@frank latch btw are those little holes in the wall on the left secret passages?
in the center lies a table
and white couch
beautiful arched windows fill the wall
looking out into the garden
on the wall, a hearth sits, cold and dark. With a metal grate out infront.
door ways...
ok these?
a couple of portraits sit among the walls
as well as a single bookshelf
sparsely filled with books and scrolls.
Check the empty door at the end and try to move up into the long middle room to the north
no
ok
visualize please?
@elder arch you're still on your horse
@frank latch check the hailway up
sitting/waiting with Klez on his and Tyalin on his
the one above the room we are in
@frank latch I hold the crossbow prepared for anything
But dagger at the ready for any sneak attack
I need visualizations
draw your action/path
@marsh lance ?
ok
alright, go into the manor
i'm ready
you need to follow the others into the garden
š
(Would we just meet up again?)
do that, then
@alpine raft
So we are just gonna meet with lavender again
blue is the path i wanna take
maybe
@marsh lance As you sneak towards the hall
you peer into it on the edge
where you see an older stately gentleman, gray haired, dressed in a great red and yellow gown speaking to a couple of servants and another individual as you begin to place the voices you've overheard so far.
"Hey. Who are you?" The gentleman asks after spotting you peer into the hallway.
could i have a map of the manor
chat... we may have to go loud
you move into the 2nd room, smaller lined with some desks and a table in the center
with a china cabinet in the corner.
Portraits hang above the side tables and benches.
it is dark
i showed up so late.. i'm cooked
and nobody is in there
Quickly run back through the hallway and out into the garden again, jump behind a rose bush to convince him he's just seeing things
check the desks
@elder arch ...
ā ļø
"Hey. Who are you? Lady? Guards. Guards!" He begins to shout trying to pursue you as you flee.
instead of running, i quickly turn back and slam my arm around his neck, cupping my hand around his mouth and bring him outside
"Quiet you.. we're here on business"
whats about to happen to me
What's the host schedule looking like today I want host meme war at some point 
you check the desks
and once more
they're filled with a random assortment of items
although
you notice one of the portraits catches your eye
a portrait of a moderate young man. Blue eyes, brown hair, dressed in a stately manner.
below it, a slip of paper reads, "Kfein Beckt"
take note of it
he struggles in your hand
trying to break free to gasp for air
enough to recognize it if I see him in real life
@frank latch imma keep watch for bro
She opens her hand to let him get a breath and immedietly shuts his mouth again, she lays him down gently on the ground, hand still against his mouth
as that happens
a great awakening of the house erupts
a clash of heavy feet arise from within
a voice calls out "Where is Mr. Sadin?!"
@alpine raft @frosty drum Guards rush into the room next to yours
as they begin to light the rooms and search through them
y'all so cooked
"If you move, yell, or act like anything is out of the ordinary, i will kill you, this is one of your major life decisions, when i let go of you, you'll take care of the roses, okay?"
Is there a windows in the room?
keep moving
she removes her hand to let him speak
try to go to the armory
bro...
NO
I'VE GOT IT HANDLED GUYS DONT WORRY
We ain't GOING
@frank latch
is anyone doing anything at 2pm? Or is that free?
we gotta conman our way out of this
@frank latch
Move desks and stuff to the door
alright so do we know where the documents are?
in the direction of the armory, right?
@alpine raft you are literally blocked
no thats just nekcrops unbridled greed
"Who are you. What do you want"
so like.. just any direction
he inquires in a whisper
@alpine raft backtrack
do that
"What are you doing here" he interrupts any response
we could just wait for them to pass
"Search the rooms, then the garden!" A guard shouts from the hallway
Iām back
@frank latch block that way with drawers and stuff
Then go back the other way
"Don't ask questions, answer mine.. what will you do when i let go of you" She puts her hand softly on his neck, not enough to hurt or apply pressure, but just in the position she needs it if he tries to haggle anymore

@marsh lance whatās happening?
@frank latch idk what is happening but go here for now
"Go tend to the roses, and tell your friends that you're just tending to the roses"
we're about to get caught if i dont cook
I'm just going to assume it is, if anyones interested see you guys at 2ish (or 12 if BOW is done by then but don't want to rush him)
"oh hi [insert name here]"
the loud noise attracts the attention of the gaurds
as they try to rush into the room
although barricaded by the desks and drawers
Did someone say⦠cook?
ohgod
you two are together
"Ok gentlemen" mumbled
Me and Nekcrop go back to the other room
Where is banan?
Ohhh fuck
waiting outside the wall...
Iām about to go on a cast-iron rampage
i MAY have to kill several men
Azurite says in a really nervous whisper: "I'm p-pretty sure we m-might be dead if we d-don't do this correctly..."
they're headed right for me
hands over a knife
@frank latch (the room where we entered the manor)
i unsheate my sword
@frank latch Call banan to me
Guards storm in from the hallway
blocking your only escape from the manor
what are the walls made of?
thats the room im in right
BREAK OUT A WINDOW
Where are we on the map compared to them?
stone and wood...
there's massive windows in this sun room
"I don't n-need a knife! I p-prepared for this a-and i already h-have one!"
try to break a wood part
truly the most attentive RPG player
you're the red
oh wait no im outside
āWE BETTER GET STABBINā, OR WE ARE GOING TO DIEā
go out the window
im not host bruh
JUMP OUT THE FECKING WINDOW @frank latch
@frank latch BREAK IT WITH SOMETHING
Dagger/crossbow at the ready
how did we get ourselves cornered bro š
im close to strangling a butler outside of the sunroom
Itās time⦠draw the skillet of death and smash that window
y'all
We got Polanded
just have the crossbow guy cover y'all
while you escape
please
please just do that
i beg
"A cornered spider is no fucking laughing matter boys"
also project zomboid logic tells me the window will break into a bunch of glass shards
@frank latch break the window with my sword and get out
@alpine raft @novel jay @elder arch @frosty drum y'all break the window
trying to climb through it
Are they actively trying to kill us
into the bed of roses in the garden
they're trying to catch you
"STOP!" One yells
@frank latch Gehwin sees the window smash open and looks over in shock "What the HELL is going on?!??!"
@frank latch Grab my pocket knife and throw it into one of their faces before running as fast as my old body can
you still have the guy in your arm btw
I try to climb the wall
@frank latch wait so do i have two knifes now since peter's character gave me one
it hits one in the face and bounces off (as it hit with the handle)
while the others stumble past them.
using the crutch as a way to put my foot and climb over
CALL BANAN FOR HELP
Let go of his ass i have to take one for the team and hold them for a while
how...
Peter just threw that
The only thing they'll catch is the Taste of Death
And a trip to the river of Styx
this
They rejected it
oh wait nvm
So I guess I still have it
you fail
without help
you cannot climb the wall becaus of your leg
@frank latch Do I still have orange peels
where's the garden on the map?
no
" @frosty drum Help me climb the wall"
Gehwin pulls out her battle axe and jumps into the broken window to help her party inside the sun room
"Come on"
Do I have any oranges at all?
@frank latch imma climbs the wall and offer cover fire while on it
@marsh lance you help spiderman
Iāve used 2
just pull me up the wall
where is the garden i'm so fucking confused š @frank latch
PULL NECKROP UP
where is venus and peter at š
IDK MAN
who is still in the house
IM THE CROSSBOW GUY
With the others
JUST PULL ME UP THE FUCKING WALL
SOMEBODY HELP NECKROP UP THE WALL
@elder arch CLIMB OUT OF THE WINDOW
@frank latch How close are the guards
AND HELP NECKROP
HELP ME SKILLERZ
@frank latch I'll help him as well i guess
@frank latch am I up the fucking wall?
@marsh lance help me out here
dawg im trying to make sure that nobody still on the ground dies
@cunning niche
im pretty sure Azurite is still in the house
WHERE IS MY BOY
@novel jay @novel jay @alpine raft @elder arch @frosty drum
SKILLERZ HELPED ME UP THE WALL
jesus christ y'all cooked
SKILLERZ HELPED ME UP THE WALL
AM I OUT THE FUCKING CASTLE?
@elder arch @novel jay help neckrop over the wall
her ass is gonna die
wait so am i the red
or the green
red
skillerz pulled me up the wall
I CANāT GET UP EITHER
š
you Gehwin and Spider get up the wall
Make this the new
"Declare war on red alliance in america"
IM 70
@frank latch here
IM UP THE WALL
Oh right
Why is this in my favorite channels
The dementia is real
š
try to go on the other side of the wall and run away from the castle
@vital latch calling them stupid is a very fair assessment
I am in an airport and missed half the plot
the guards try to pursue you
Skillerz fires their crossbow at the guards
but miss
oh cooked
i have been helped up the wall
well the entire rest of the cast didnt realize this either
so you're clear
@frank latch go through here
I don't know ta thing that happened last session
Amaz might have been the only one paying attention
it's still pretty mean though, I don't wanna get this going again though I'm trying to cook a meme war rn š
can I leave the castle @frank latch? since im up the wall and have my crutches
š
@alpine raft So, where is my knight?
mean shmean
while I answer Venus
why the fuck are you asking me
what???
ā ļø
im like struggling to comprehend any of this bro
I thought I pinged big guy
there is absolutely no way that all of them are surviving this
@frank latch i run away from the castle and try to take one of the horses and leave
@frank latch reminder I have military training
If the 70 year old lives, we should be fine
I have an idea
We need an animation of all of us trying to escape and getting Nekcrop up the wall
it's just everyone running around incoherently while BOW is just shouting from the sky "what the HELL are you doing"
im outside runnning away on a horse btw
you're over the wall
venus
why are you
RUNNING RANDOM DIRECTION
REAL
i was trying to be stealthy and convince the butler to tell his friends that he was okay and nobodies here but suddenly everyone revealed themselves š
I think Iām just a Skillet Main at this point
idk man š
@elder arch 2 Guards chase after you as you try to escape into the garden
however
unknown to you into a corner.
Once you've realized this, the guards have caught up to you
and one holds a lantern up to your face
"STOP!, WHO ARE YOU!?" One guard yells.
š
NO
skillerz, shoot them
y'all
this gonna be a rescue mission
Skillerz missed his only shot...
Is this is panning distance?
WAIT
no...
you're out of the garden
NOO
I have an idea
I STILL HAVE SOME OF BANANāS ARROWS
Gehwin hears this and immediatly climbs back up the wall and looks for the guards, once she's triangulated their position she does an ungraceful dive onto one of them, her hands extended like animal claws
@novel jay gimme da arrows
@frosty drum
@frank latch did I get the horse and leave?
IM ON MY WAY
Gehwin heards this
@frank latch load it up
hold on
LETS DO THIS
Aim
I would like to walk over there on the other side of the wall while crouching and see what I can do
Azurite just hold on im swan diving on top of your assailants
She's pretty much screwed, so Azurite stops moving and tries to distract the guards
"I-i'm a part of the people who live in this manor? I d-don't know w-what you're t-talking about..." She whimpers.
If you see a cast iron skillet being thrown in your direction, duck
she has the brain of like one of those crusty white dogs that always shivers
Iām going to whisper in your mind like Obi Wan
āAzurite⦠use the knifeā
ser spider has spidered himselfl away from this mess
charisma check
,roll 20
:game_die: You rolled 9
š
alright
Sorry for the pause
things got really out of hand really fast
The guards are lime/green
they've cornered Azurite/venus (purple)
they're pursuing Peter (Blue), Pat (Red), Skillerz (Yellow) and Nekcrop (Black) Nekcrop who has ran towards the the horses in order to flee
y'all so cooked
,roll 20 motivation to stab
:game_die: You rolled 6
how far away from the horses am I?
@novel jay @alpine raft @marsh lance @elder arch @frosty drum
Introverted medieval cleaner tries to convince manor guards: the RPG
Where is my knight, banan?
like 200 - 300 feet down the road
you're blue
oh yea
forgot about Bananam
are the guards after me?
he's orange (just imagine he's with you)
run along the outside of the wall and climb it where Azurite is, jump the wall and then brutally attack the guards after Azurite @frank latch @frank latch
not really
jump on top of them
ok then just keep going to the horses
Draw my rapier; I know I canāt outrun that guard
10/10 olympic dive
neckrop straght up abandoning the team
justifiable actually
š ...
you are injured
well
@frank latch with the arrows from Peter I reload the crossbow and aim at the closest guard
Call him to help me
it is justified imo
you are injured
it's best to be safe
and not be vulnerable
You tackle one of the guards as the other drops the lantern and draws his weapon
to defend
@marsh lance
im a liability at best
i reel my hand around, springing up from the guard i jumped on and punch him (other guard standing up) square in the face, i step back and draw my battle axe
@frank latch ONCE I aim (which I didnt last time) I fire
you could bite their legs
@frank latch Call banan for help with the guard; draw my rapier in one hand to duel, and my skillet as a blunt weapon/shield in the other. I canāt outrun the guard, so I have to fight
Surprise stab the other one
i can walk
maybe keep one or 2 off with my skill
but thats a last stand
not a gamble
I cannot escape as you guys can
You hit the guard in the leg
as he falls to the ground
a guard from the main entrance rounds the corner and takes a shot at Bananam
,roll 20
:game_die: You rolled 4
the arrow misses Bananam nearly
yeah exactly
he catches your hand
and deflects the dagger
forcing it out of your hand
and then punching you in the head
HELP MY BOY
I WILL DUEL THIS RAPSCALLION LIKE MY COLLEGE DAYS
@novel jay Lets fight like true warriors
@frank latch have I gotten to the horses?
I might be 70, but I have bloodlust
Tyalin asks "Where are the others!?"
"In trouble, tell your boss im bolting"
Im a disillusioned soldier with Abandonment issues so I ain't gonna abandon them
"Lead the horses to them if you want, im getting out of here"
@frank latch keep punching the guard i just tackled until his face looks a little mashed
@frank latch can I ride the horse?
did i get knocked unconscious
is Azurite cooked
yes...
@frank latch Draw my dagger and prepare another shot
he's thrown you down to the ground
unarmed
@alpine raft wait
ride back on horseback and attack the guards while mounted
if i don't get knocked out you'll live
he turns to start defending the other guard against Gehwin
so I can lose my other leg?
An Amazonian, injured boy, 70 year old man, 2 former soldiers, and a scared Yorkshire terrier walk into a bar:
i have a better idea
tis but a scratch
JUMP HIM NOW @elder arch
"GET OFF OF HIM" The guard yells as he slashes towards Gehwin
Slashing across her back
but not deep
@frank latch take the other horses and lead them to the party, direct them to them as my last act of benevolence and leave
ride away
@frank latch Help banan (please read)
@frank latch sorry wrong ping
Kick him in the leg and try to make him trip over
She screams out in pain, and stumbles to her feet, finally pulling out her battle axe, the other guy should be out cold so she's ready to take this one
had to edit
the guard who just turned
the guard attempts to reload the arrow
Bananam rushes him
while the guard from the entrance of the manor fires his crossbow at him
,roll 20
:game_die: You rolled 15
:game_die: You rolled 16
The arrow plunges into Bananam's right shoulder forcing him into the ground
āMY BOY!ā
@frank latch go over to bananam and cover fire
@frank latch after I lead the horses to them run away on my horse
THANK GOD
you don't have any arrows
Peter gave me some
@frank latch did this work (it probably didn't)
,roll 20
:game_die: You rolled 20
nat 20
@frank latch Fire up all the rage my old body can muster; stab that fucking gaurd through the through with my rapier, then beat his face in with the skillet
you kick him in the leg, but does not knockhim down
diverting his attention away from Gehwin
@frank latch have I dipped?
fuck
ā ļø
ok gentlemen
my character is either going to be taken as prisoner or fucking murdered
@frank latch provide cover for Peter and Bananm
you stab the guard closest to you in his gut with your rapier
he drops as you pummel him with your skillet
@frank latch wind up my axe for a big slash on the guard who is not paying attention to me now
,roll 20
:game_die: You rolled 10
wait
but hope you guys live through this
who has the letters
you fire at the guard in the entrace of the manor who is trying to reload
hitting him in the leg
again
Pull it out and get ready to fight the next one
š
they're still in the manor
there's like a 5% chance we salvage this
My flight is in 30 minutesā¦
i litereally told the guy "I quit, good luck with this"
if BoW answered my messages:
@frank latch just then
Glorbo Florbo
The greatest mercenary of the county arrives on horseback fr
but he's super busy rn anyway so thats unrealistic to ask
@frank latch we need a map update
Parfum i am hoping that you somehow manage to get us out of this
@frank latch Could we split this into 2 sessions? 1 for the big fight, the next for letters (if we can)
newly the greatest mercenary as spider is no longer a mercenary
and a knight now
I really want to see how this happens
true
Idk bro
I didn't think you guys would fumble this
remember when this was originally supposed to be a one session thing
Please??? Pretty please??
@frank latch How close is the next guy
A third guard rushes out of the entrance dressed in full armor armed with a long sword
while 2 others encircle from the rear near Skillerz
@novel jay if I go down
At least I'm going down with a warrior
@marsh lance @elder arch Another guard rushes to the other 2's aid in the garden
@frank latch no rush bro but..
can i still move
@frank latch do any of the 2 guards have ranged wepaonry
you swing
hitting the guard in the leg
but the 3rd who came in from the garden takes a shot at you with a crossbow
,roll 20
:game_die: You rolled 20
š
Get to the last guard in that area; yell āMy name is Gomitius Dervitian, you killed my son, prepare to dieā and duel him
THE 2 BEST FIGHTERS
@novel jay qe might have to retreat
@marsh lance The arrow plunges into your chest
hitting near your heart
you fall to the ground fatally wounded
IM NOT LEAVING MY BOY
Then BRING HIM
@elder arch RUN
@elder arch just keep running, it's what you do best ain't it
@frank latch LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
real?
@alpine raft THANKS FOR THE HORSES
flee or cross blades with the guard
I have to kill him to go
my son at home.. he will go on motherless
start fucking SPRINTING as fast as possible. Azurite is small, she's agile, she might be able to get outta there @novel jay
He can outrun me
yup
truly unfortunate
š
my last act of friendliness
@frank latch is there any way i can kill just ONE more guy or is this instant death
@frank latch
@novel jay I'll help you with him
@alpine raft definitely 2 sessions
LETS GO
@novel jay He begins a thrush at your beast plate
I wanted to help
yeah your heart isn't really working anymore.. it's over for u
Pull out the skillet and smash his face; act defensively with my sword
@alpine raft we should've left you behind the wall coward
š
surely with the way my blood pumps though, there has to be another 3 seconds of circulation
IM A CRIPPLE
AND PETER IS 70
AND I WENT BACK AND GOT THE HORSES
3 seconds is all i need...
CAVALRY CHARGE
I DID THE MOST I COULD
@novel jay @frosty drum the guards surround you
"SURRENDER!" They yell out.
as the horses arrive to your aid
Bananam's still on the ground
imagine if i kept you on my back we could've been peak
and Peter fights with the third guard
who even is still alive
hey, look on the bright side guys, we've killed / disabled enough of their guards that they will be forced to pay for more
@frank latch pick up a guards sword
And get on a horse
Then charge into the 3rd guard
@elder arch you flee from the scene with Pat in the garden
@novel jay save bananam
Call out to the gods my grievances and to give me youthful strength. Try to injure the guards enough to make a break with banans injured body. Get on the horse
@frank latch is the garden surrounded by a gate? could i hop over it?
as the 3rd guard tries to aid the others
you can escape through a gate
do it. sprint out of there
and then hide in a nearby bush somewhat far away from the manor if possible
š
Iām still alive, and itās not fine
uhh
take care of my son vro š
F int he chat boys
you're not within any distance to pick up a sword...
THEN RAM THE GUARD
am I your son?
and the 2 guards have you at crossbow...
azurite would not be capable of doing that š she's like the most shy person in the group
am i legit the only survivor from this?
Oh
Then lets leave
You smash his face
and he falls to the ground unconcious
@frank latch hold on
no i have a young boy back home in Tynwal
@novel jay we have a chance now
he can take care of himself because he is a glorious superior barbarian child, however it'd be good to tell him his mother is DEAD
@frosty drum "SURRENDER!" One of the guards shout
@frank latch Grab a lighter thing and my handkerchief; Throw a little bottle of fish oil at the guards around skillerz
"OK"
looks at Peter
this... lands at their feet in the grass
and the bottle doesn't even break
so it doesn't do anything...
@frank latch I will have to board real quick
Itās a good distraction
@novel jay JUST PAN THEM AGAIN
Maybe
they take to putting the cloth out
and the horses are here for you
@novel jay LETS GET GOING
@frank latch did azurite escape successfully?
yes
@frank latch dms btw
Use all my strength to pull up banan and get riding
can't
so she survived? like that's it?
@novel jay get riding as well
aight
While they're distracted
š
@frank latch
for now
Boarding now
@frosty drum @novel jay you guys make on your horse
Be back soon
with Bananam
LETS GO
@novel jay
Yes
you ride towards the small camp with Klez and Tyalin
"What happened?!" Tylain shouts
@frosty drum
BRO
THIS ISN'T SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE
wait so who actually died
who lived through this
We are alive
ooof
@frank latch For once I stay silent
partially thanks to me
but im only alive thanks to yall
so
it was a mutual saving thing
Banan is severely injured, but the Yorkshire terrier, random guy, and 70 year old are alive
I also saved bananam and Peters life a bit
dont forget the cripple
I killed 3
I wounded 2
Life long ngl
Crossbow to the leg is not getting fully healed
Brb
oh yeah
you have my crossbow
Mission: Stealthily taking papers from the manor.
Casualties upon assault: One party member killed, another one wounded.
Total Casualties: Two party members killed, two injured
Status: Failed
Why does this feel like the first third of Solo
@frosty drum @novel jay @hollow garden Tyalin immediately mounts his horse and gets Badjaj to follow
and all of you flee from the manor on horseback
@elder arch you're eventually found by guards sweeping the surrounding grounds of the manor in search for the thieves...
Damnit
awww.. i thought i said to hide in a bush..
you did
but the guards did a sweep of the grounds
YOU DIDNT' ACTUALLY LEAVE?
@alpine raft @wraith quarry @novel jay I'm the most combat ready member currently if you think about it
im crippled
of course you are
holy shit venus was captured
DUDE
godamnit
you see it was actually so the next session is the azurite rescue mission
instead of getting the papers you need to save azurite
You're crippled
Peter is 70
Bananam is severely injured
Venus is captured
Parfum DIED
Im the only one with no injury
Right now is a good point to end SESSION
But definitely not rpg
I don't even kno bro
y'all fumbled this
Training
Looting shit
Getting better
i think we gotta do another session about regrouping
so hard
saving venus
@frank latch do a timeskip so I can actually be someone
@alpine raft
if that's even possible
well it could be
with a proper plan
and having the map now
@alpine raft STOP going on the attack 24/7
That was a part of what got us into all this mess
@frank latch 2 sessions; maybe we get new people
NOW LAVENDER IS DEAD
IM CRIPPLED
I need to go
HOW WAS I GOING ON THE ATTACK
honestly a timeskip where the group is back together, maybe with some new people, and have to save azurite for the third session sounds like a good idea
okay guys
You started the RPG with 8 combat capable party members
You arrived to the manor with 6
You left with 3
YOU WENT TO THE ARMORYAND NOT THE OBJECTIVE
We may have fumbled
a small epilogue could also work with descriptions of what happened to the party members
true
minor fumble
ok its not my fault i was randomly crippled
@frank latch Add new cast members, and keep living ones, a bit of a timeskip
Anyways, I have to go
Fun session
Bye
very fun session, i liked it
@frank latch btw the crippled
The one that should stay behind
WAS THE ONE
Who went for the ARMORY
True
I loved it
@frank latch I love this rpg btw
this RPG is PEAK
this was incredibly funny
We need a session 3
if i end up doing it
i want to disclaim that
PLAYERS WILL DIE
Of course
at this point we're kinda used to that
just dont make it be randomly out of control
Im the only combat capable member (that isn't 70) that made it out@wraith quarry
this ww1 RPG the point is kinda that though
then its just gonna be annoying
UNHARMED*
it's unfair and that's the point of it
the point of ww1
I like this style
It fits with my
Careful strategy
well you want to survive
yes
but if its out of my control
how is it fun
it's not entirely
then thats entirely different
but there will be unavoidable circumstances
@frank latch the Guards Home aloned us
examplify
nah bro
y'all just fumbled the chance
like a friendly artillery barrage that was called in wrong
or enemy
or whatever
but will that kill us?
or injures us severely
could be either or
I don't think we were ready
Also
Some members NEEDED to stay back
look theres a fine line between challenging and annoying
i usually read it as
avoidable with thought
and unavoidable
arguably
unavoidable circumstances is what make rpgs and story telling so good
because they set you on a path and they make the story
and while some things are less desirable
like randomly dying to something is annoying
it's part of the fun of that
circumstances is fun
but randomly dying isnt
no
you weren't
Peter was afk half the time...
Bananam disappeared
Venus randomly joined halfway through
I understand giving your players tough battles or situations
Klez and my NPC stayed behind
but random deaths or semi-permanent injuries are bullshit
@alpine raft you should've stayed and kept the horses nearby
It would've saved time
As well as lives
Then the remaining members can go in
And if plan still falls apart
Instead of you over the wall it would've been Venus
Therefore all of us leaving the Manor walls
And one of us alerting you while we make a defense outside the manor for the horses to arrive (which would be quicker)
Maybe not all of us
But still significantly better
well it will be a ww1-like RPG
are you mentally slow?
and that is simply how that is
if i stayed on this side of the walls
no
you're actually really right
you might be mentally slow
That's why you keep them nearby AT THE BEGINNING
at least thats what i interpreted
ergo
why not have this brilliant idea before
and I had the lockpick
which is the only reason we opened that door
could've given it to someone...
look
Because I have no idea what happened last session
Also the map didnt appear until inside (not blaming bow)
arguably
I didn't think about a map until I had started this
which is my bad
but
I also DIDN'T THINK YOU GUYS WOULD TRY TO GO FOR THE ARMORY
@frank latch could this plan have actually been far better
so this plan was literally impossible to conceive
AND THEREFORE DIDN'T THINK IT WAS NECESSARY
im greedy
absolutely
No it's just common sense to not have crippled person lead the charge to an armory
Or them On a mission AT ALL
I WASNT PRE CRIPPLED
IT JUST RANDOMLY HAPPENED
WHICH IS BULLSHIT BTW
Either Way
It would've been leagues better if you stayed by the horses
And had them closer
im not complaining
bro acts like all injury is avoidable
not like I wanted to be in danger any more
its not
but its bullshit when we are trying to have fun
@wraith quarry @wraith quarry rate this plan
yes
and yall didnt
think to draw up a plan?
(No map until we were inside)

Short flight delay
also chat I have to go back on my word I cannot host today for I've gotten caught up in other things sry
I wasnāt even there
yea...
and that's one of the major reasons y'all failed...
I didnt have a choice
Pat told me to go with him
And I tried talking nekcrop out of it
im charles fr
you were the only one given the information as to your whole goal
@alpine raft anyways the point of the potential RPG is to basically do the movie 1917 but with a larger party and possibly more flexibility.
Bananam was almost hosea
Pat was Charles
"The truth lies with Kfein Beckt. Find Kfein Beckt."
lets talk in dms
Yeah⦠both sessions have been on flight days
you told me Tuesday š½
@frank latch session 3, sometime?
Today is Tuesday
@frank latch rate the performance of each character frfr
The flight was 2 hours early
@novel jay you and me were GOATS btw
And Pat š
70 year old man had the second most kills
@frank latch Session 3; redemption
I also (obscurely)
Saved you and bananam
I shot an arrow into the crossbow guy who shot bananam
@frank latch imma grade (my opinion) the performance of each character at the manor
š
BOW RPG Session 3 Redemption
Skillerz: 5.5/10 Wasn't paying attention to much. Didn't know the mission (not their fault cus they weren't here 1st session). Actually tried to defend and cover teammates successfully.
Bananam: 5/10 Afk
Peter: 4/10 Was barely here for anything. Didn't try to formulate a plan for the others or share the information of the mission goal. Successfully defended against a guard. Saw the gate
Venus: 3/10 Joined halfway through the mission. Didn't know what was happening or where they really were. Tried to run away, got seperated from the party, got Pat killed. Got captured after failing to run away.
Nekcrop: 2/10 Went in before pretty much without everybody else. Completely ignored the main mission and went forward with personal intentions. Ran away when things went bad. Only good things was picking the lock of the door and getting the horses to escape.
Pat: 2/10 Went it before most people. Knew what the mission was. Got seen. Caused a scene before trying to deescalate. Decided to fight before running away. Died trying to fight.
nerd
Peter should be a 5
He did distract the guards and Save bananam
Pat should be a 3 since they at least tried to save people
pat deserves a 5-6
@west path would you play an RPG i would make
that is essentially 1917 but you are playing it

He thought being crippled meant he could charge the armory (wasn't an objective)
@wraith quarry what do you think of My rating
you deserve a bit higher
I also crippled a few guards
@wraith quarry pat should be a 4 or 5
Peter should be a 4.5
I'll give out more than a 5 when you guys successfully complete the mission
@frank latch Honestly I gotta find weapons
And armor
Because I went into the manor with no armor and just a dagger
you shouldn't have needed any tbh...
The fact I survived though with only a crossbow and Dagger is still relatively impressive
Especially no armor and there being other Archer guards
yea
a whole lotta yapping in here
Pat had a BATTLEAXE
Peter had a Skillet and probably something else or armor or somethin
I had a dagger š”
@frank latch can Im join soon
@frank latch the last mission we did was Black water robbery bad belemin
OH WAIT
@prime compass
Woah
@frank latch
evil
a duel?
@frank latch can we see the final map of the manor btw
uhhh
it's unfinished lol
you can very easily tell I was improvising it
Peter had a crossbow
but he gave it to you
did he not?
Venus had the biggest opportunity to escape
And they didnt
nah I mean
this whole misison then yall are doing
I love this type of stuff
Nekcrop gave it to me
But only gave me one arrow
The goat Peter Griffin gave me the other arrows
uhh
Peter didn't have any arrows
Someone gave me some @frank latch
Then it was nekcrop
@wraith quarry were you in the Rpg
i was a prisoner
cooked?
Can I join your RPG? @frank latch
for about 5 minutes
@frank latch 3 new requests in 20 minutes btw
Belemin
Toast
And Tiadee
ā¤ļø
potentially
Did you attain relevance in the RPG? @frosty drum
How?
maybe
he might be the only savior
And so the creation outshines the inventor
I was one of TWO
Of like 6
Not killed, injured, or captured
This session
Wtf happened?
Are they able to make a new character
"Rest in Piece"
I had a plan but everyone started yelling and put the guards on alert
smartest bow moment
@frank latch explain in brief frfr
The One Pieeece
If i got the butler to call off his friends stealth would have been an option
They were supposed to go into a manor
retrieve some papers
and get out
stealth mission
But thankfully Azurite got out
Oh dear
but uhh
My sacrifice was not in vain š„¶
More tragic and meaningful than the infamous Ojmal incident
half the party was vaguely aware of anything that was happening
yea..
about that
Azurite got caught afterwards
I think martial law wouldāve been good
because they hid in a bush around the manor
when the guards did a sweep
It felt like a spinning blur trying to keep track of where everyone was going
My ghost will haunt them
not much tbh
it was mainly exposition to fill in the players about what they were doing
supposed to be doing
and then the bandits attacked
and mortally wounded Amaz
And exactly what was that
Was it the manor thing
@marsh lance rip Pat
@cunning niche AWAKEN WE HAVE NEWS FOR YOU
Maybe
we'll see
there seems to be quite a few people who want to join
so
I might be able to put something together
@frank latch Venus vs A Guard
real
tbh
that kick allowed Pat to cut the guard's leg
but a 3rd came...
Honestly Venus could've picked up a guard weapon
Even wielding a weapon with no experience is better than no weapon at all @frank latch
In those situations
they had a dagger
but the guard just kinda took it in a way
Funnily enough
Near the end i was thinking of going ballistic
And Tear apart a guard
But I managed to get myself together
And keep my careful approach
did she survive? did she get captured? what even happened after getting caught
@elder arch
She got caught
That's all we know
You could've ran away to base
captured
you'll find out next session I guess
though
Idk how you guys expect to continue this campaign
cus like
you fumbled hard
Life finds a way