🎲game-room

[frank latch]

the loading screens

they're winning

[prime compass]

@regal robin no spoilers!

[regal robin]

mb

[prime compass]

Or put a spoiler idk

[hollow wasp]

Even still can u ping me pls

[sullen pawn]

@rough folio @vagrant ginkgo hoi4

please

[vagrant ginkgo]

true?

[rough folio]

Don't play it.

[frosty drum]

@sullen pawn @vagrant ginkgo can I watch if you do play it

[vagrant ginkgo]

@sullen pawn royal vc

[vagrant ginkgo]

yeah thats fine

[frosty drum]

@vagrant ginkgo I'll rejoin in 20-30 minutes
Graduation for older grades going on

[vital latch]

You guys gotta watch that?

My condolences

[frosty drum]

No I'm getting out of there evacuation style out the back door

@vital latch

[vital latch]

Ok sweet

Kinda crazy to think I graduate next year

[frosty drum]

I graduate in 2 years

[vital latch]

insanity

[frank latch]

what're you gonna do with your life?

[frosty drum]

Imagine 2023 skillerz
2024 skillerz
And 2025 skillerz running for president

[frosty drum]

@vital latch @frank latch who would win

[frank latch]

2025

[frosty drum]

Reason?

[vital latch]

Well I'm hoping to get lucky in a creative field

[frank latch]

more experience
knowledge

[vital latch]

If that fails I could probably get a normal job though for now, though I'm worried most normal jobs are extremely doomed to AI

[frank latch]

what do you have in mind?

[frosty drum]

@frank latch you and fish are now called
The Map Bros fr

[frank latch]

as a creative field?

[vital latch]

If it was just those three 2025 skillerz would win reasons bow said

[vital latch]

I really want to try game development, all the aspects of it interest me greatly. Every attempt at programming other then weedbot has ended in catastrophe though so I'm not sure that'll work out

I'm also writing some stories in my free time which I do plan to publish at some point, but I don't see myself being able to make a serious living off of it

Honestly being a teacher could be pretty cool... but nah they're paid like shit

[vital latch]

The Super MapWar Brothers!

😭

[frosty drum]

Sniped dead by Nintendo.

[sullen pawn]

what mario character am I

[vital latch]

Sounds legit

[sullen pawn]

oil john is bowser btw

[frosty drum]

Goomba

[vital latch]

Garlic you are a total pokey

Idk why

I just get that vibe

[frosty drum]

@vital latch what mario character would i br

[sullen pawn]

💔

never heard of pokey

[vital latch]

Or you might be a Larry (the koopaling)

[vital latch]

super common enemy

[frosty drum]

@vital latch

[vital latch]

You're a toad

[frosty drum]

I called it

[sullen pawn]

oh these FUCKERS

yea i can see that ngl

[frosty drum]

No swearing 😭
@vital latch ban himmmm 😭

[vital latch]

yeah they're annoying in the platformers

I think they're fun members of the extended cast though

funky to see them in mario kart world

[sullen pawn]

this is the only mario game i grew up on

[vital latch]

new supe wii was probably the worst new supe tbh

[sullen pawn]

oh

no not that

the old smbw

[vital latch]

huh

that's the only 2d mario platformer on wii

new supe wii

[sullen pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yOQVYyEFDs

this

is the one

[vital latch]

idk why they called it "new super mario brothers"

[vital latch]

yeah that's new supe wii

[sullen pawn]

oh

[vital latch]

the other new supe games are

[sullen pawn]

is it not good?

[vital latch]

new supe (original ds)
new supe 2 (3ds)
new supe u (wii u and switch)

[vital latch]

it's good

but the worst new supe game imo

[sullen pawn]

its not this deep bro

[vital latch]

young sheldon lore

[frosty drum]

@vital latch @sullen pawn Has anyone here watched the og Mario movie

[hollow wasp]

Young sheldon is so much better than the Big Bang theory tho

[vital latch]

Would you believe me if I said yes

[frosty drum]

Prove it

[vital latch]

How

[hollow wasp]

The really awful one?

[vital latch]

Yeah

I watched it for the gigs once

barely remember it

[frosty drum]

@vital latch @hollow wasp

[vital latch]

but it was fun to laugh at

[hollow wasp]

My friend saw that once, I was explicitly warned not to watch it

[hollow wasp]

Nope it wasn’t that one

I don’t think

[vital latch]

watch it, literally the best horrible movie ever

[hollow wasp]

Lol

[vital latch]

you might be thinking about the mario tv show then?

[frosty drum]

Space balls:

[vital latch]

that wasn't actually that bad though

[hollow wasp]

Idk I’m pretty sure it was live action

Maybe I’m being schizo and it was some other movie

[frosty drum]

@vital latch @hollow wasp Peak btw

Better than that parody called star wars

[hollow wasp]

Star Wars ripped that off right

[vital latch]

yeah the tv show was also live action

but only the intro and outro

[hollow wasp]

Oh maybe then idk

[vital latch]

spaceballs

[frank latch]

I see
(no idea what weedbot is)

[vital latch]

I made a silly discord bot over spring break to refresh my python

[frank latch]

yes

2 questions

3

in what server

why

and why is called weedbot

[vital latch]

1. Genesion
2. To refresh my python
3. I had a bot account called weedbot already I never got around to using. I forgot why I originally named that weedbot, but it kinda just stuck because "weedbot9000" has some kindergarten humour to it.

[frank latch]

truly

[frosty drum]

@frank latch @vital latch

[sullen pawn]

Who’s down for a mini ww1 (if I have a map)

[wraith quarry]

this airfield just got LIT

20 bombers

all buildings destroyed

[hollow wasp]

Me

[hollow garden]

Me

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/repost-repost-if-chilling-chilling-cat-repost-if-chilling-cat-gif-11075040330977237050

[hollow wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828805304807718912/1377208781699547197/nk-image-edit-caption-gdn6nxus-3.gif?ex=68382120&is=6836cfa0&hm=6218a090e542561a229b0787636116ed2733790a7af77b64c4a1b7cb50d1b23b&

[heady marsh]

Gm ☕️

[brittle gust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828805304807718912/1377208781699547197/nk-image-edit-caption-gdn6nxus-3.gif?ex=68382120&is=6836cfa0&hm=6218a090e542561a229b0787636116ed2733790a7af77b64c4a1b7cb50d1b23b&

[brittle gust]

Good morning

[heady marsh]

How are uuuu

[brittle gust]

I'm doing good, hbu?

[heady marsh]

GOOD!!!!!!!!

Thanks

[brittle gust]

That's nice

Have you had your breakfast yet?

[heady marsh]

Yes

Wbu

[brittle gust]

Ruh I had my lunch a whole ago

Might get a snack soon

[heady marsh]

Oh ok

What'd u have

[brittle gust]

Idli

Uhh

Imagine it like

Hmm

Idk how to explain it

Google it

[heady marsh]

Its like a stew?

[brittle gust]

No

[brittle gust]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idli

It's supposed to be breakfast but blame my ass for waking up at 12.30

[heady marsh]

I see

Hmmmmm

Do u have coffee in india

[hollow garden]

This looks tasty

But rice cakes seem weird

[brittle gust]

Yes ofcourse

But I prefer tea

[brittle gust]

Cus it's not a rice cake smh

Silly wikipedia

[heady marsh]

Bruh

[brittle gust]

Why

Coffee is bitter

And yucky

Ofcourse sometimes it's good

Not always

[heady marsh]

Coffee is GOOD

So smooth and warm

[brittle gust]

Doesn't excuse the bitterness

[heady marsh]

Its an acquired taste

[brittle gust]

Acquired my ass

Go acquire a stroke with your coffee smh

[heady marsh]

Uhh

[hollow wasp]

Based kwaznamish

[marsh lance]

I’d like to eat this

[brittle gust]

It's very yum

[marsh lance]

Why is it in certain debates mfs will talk about “you’re attacking western culture” like western culture isn’t literally just corporate media and consumerism

[brittle gust]

Culture is culture

Just cus it's corporate media and consumerism doesn't mean it's not culture

[marsh lance]

Is it good for the society its a part of though

[brittle gust]

Also that isn't restricted to the west

Consumerism is global

Wait a minute

I just saw a channel disappear from my very own eyes

WHERE IS MEDIAEVAL RP!!!

[marsh lance]

A channel??

[brittle gust]

Yes

[marsh lance]

Tv or water

[brittle gust]

A discord channel

[marsh lance]

Ah

[frank latch]

Hewo

How are y'all?

[frank latch]

Idk
but I was planning on hosting an rpg today perhaps

[frosty drum]

@frank latch @marsh lance @brittle gust

[frank latch]

that would be renaissance

[brittle gust]

... YES

I've been so bored

[frank latch]

legit no idea how you are able to do that

I've been so annoyed that my alarm hasn't gone off for the last 2 weeks

and I finally checked to see that it just wasn't on

(I rarely use my phone)

[frank latch]

rip

yea

I want to work on Bowistan

but

I just haven't
no excuse

[frosty drum]

@frank latch rename bowistan to Boeingstan for 1 session when

[frank latch]

I'll be sued

or worse

they'll send a hitman after me

[brittle gust]

Your ass doesn't even compare
(Also add like 5 times that these alarms all snooze every 5 minutes so yeah)

[brittle gust]

The mw will crash if he does that

[brittle gust]

When will you hosta

I need to make sure to wake up if it's after midnight

[frank latch]

wth

y'all
I only got one alarm

for 6:15

[brittle gust]

Idk man

I woke up at 12.30 pm today

[frank latch]

well
you go to bed at like 1 am

[brittle gust]

After all my alarms rang

[brittle gust]

True, it was 2am today

[steep merlin]

Above time (02:00 IST) in your local time · May 27, 2025, 8:30 PM

[brittle gust]

Die

[frank latch]

[brittle gust]

I'll sleep at 9 today

And wake up at 5

[frank latch]

that's what you think

[brittle gust]

I gotta prep, school is going to start

[brittle gust]

I've been thinking that for like 5 days

[frank latch]

Idk tbh

I have a lot to set up before I can

[brittle gust]

And I've been waking up at 10 or 11 every fucking time

Even that time I slept at ten am

[brittle gust]

[frank latch]

but first

Imma see if I can make breakfast first

I just repeated myself

[brittle gust]

What are you making?

[frank latch]

French toast et Bacon

[brittle gust]

Alr alr

Have a nice breakfast

[frank latch]

thx

[west path]

this channel is a real cheeseboard of opportunity

[prime compass]

Abolish

[marsh lance]

me

[sage swan]

Hey guys due to the recent return of players I’m considering getting Battlefront 2. Should I?

[west path]

yep

its good

[sage swan]

Aight thanks

[wraith quarry]

airfield destorye

[heady marsh]

Gamers

[frank latch]

Sure

[frank latch]

rip Orion airfield

[novel jay]

@frank latch Today?

[frank latch]

no Bowistan today

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/am-am-ihnmaims-ihnmaims-allied-mastercomputer-hate-gif-3792826578129949285

[wraith quarry]

I need people to help me build this highway

[balmy epoch]

honey bee :

[wraith quarry]

do you have essential

[balmy epoch]

no

i can’t even run java

[wraith quarry]

how

[balmy epoch]

i’ll have my pc by february 2026 hopefully

[balmy epoch]

horrible pc

[wraith quarry]

bro that pc must be from like 1997

[balmy epoch]

basically

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 7

[vital latch]

java is actually horribly optimized

like minecraft java is probably among the worst optimized popular games

it runs like shit

[vital latch]

main reason for this

minecraft is...

single threaded

[vital latch]

single threaded massive game is quite bad

[wraith quarry]

okay?

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry can we ban being Syrlstarian

This is very important and

Necessary

[vital latch]

even good pcs can't run minecraft java well a lot of the time

[hollow wasp]

No you need “people” not people
ahen ahem

[vital latch]

the core archetecture is intended for cpus based on individual core power, which is no longer the top priority

[hollow wasp]

Wait am I allowed to say that here

[vital latch]

yeah just be somewhat careful with stuff like that

I've seen others get away with "slavery update" so

[hollow wasp]

Will do in future

[vital latch]

[hollow wasp]

Lol

[wraith quarry]

mine sucks

and i could run it with around 15 FPS in 1.17

and yeah not good optimization but... just download sodium

[vital latch]

That is not running minecraft what the fuck?

Fish are you ok

[wraith quarry]

yes it is?

buddy i am a laptop user

i dont get

good fps

[wraith quarry]

not an excuse for bad optimization but it shouldn't restrict you from playing

especially considering you NEED sodium to play with me

[vital latch]

I only consider a game to really "run" if it's

1. a stable framerate
2. ^ that's 20 or above

[wraith quarry]

will you be my slave

[cunning niche]

@wraith quarry when u hosting master fish

[wraith quarry]

that's stupid

[frank latch]

how

I play with 60 fps

[vital latch]

below 20 is legit unplayable

[wraith quarry]

well now my computer can run near 60 without sodium

so optimization has gotten better

[wraith quarry]

no its not

i should know

[frank latch]

mine doesn't even need sodium 💔

[vital latch]

yes it is

[frank latch]

granted
I don't have many mods

[wraith quarry]

which one of us plays with low fps?

oh yeah me

[vital latch]

so should I, I use a Switch frequently

[wraith quarry]

i should know better

[wraith quarry]

switch is different from PC

[cunning niche]

You too master bow @frank latch

[wraith quarry]

fundamnetally

[wraith quarry]

idk

i may consider doing the war today

but ion know

[frank latch]

please no

[vital latch]

deep down console isn't very different past specs and menus

[cunning niche]

HOST! TODAY!

[prime compass]

INVADE SYRLSTARIA NOW!

[vital latch]

you're still batshit for considering 15fps playable

[wraith quarry]

it is very much different

[prime compass]

Remember what THEY took from YOU, from US

[wraith quarry]

especially considering controls

a keyboard and mouse is much more precise and managable to use with lower fps

[vital latch]

I plug in a controller to my computer for most games that support it

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry
Propaganda. We must spread nationalist Propaganda!

[wraith quarry]

okay?

[vital latch]

as long as that's an option, controlwise they're also sorta the same

[wraith quarry]

that doesnt

do anything

about what i was saying

on pc, with pc controls its easier to deal with lower fps

[prime compass]

Kleznamish

You took away our glory

[hollow garden]

You know what we should do

We should do a total wars style war

[prime compass]

total war?!

[hollow garden]

Where there is a leader on both sides and a player for each general

[cunning niche]

@hollow garden i pledge full support to Sylrststia

[prime compass]

@hollow garden i pledge full support to Terroe

[hollow garden]

So like I will be the leader of Syrlstiya and I chose 4 players to be generals in the Syrlstiyan army
And bow does the same

[vital latch]

it's still unplayable though unless you've fallen to the low fps plague

[hollow garden]

Shokran habibi

[hollow garden]

Deep down you support Syrlstiya

You are just tsundere

[vital latch]

like you could literally look up "is 15fps unplayable" and most sources will say yes

[hollow garden]

What game

[prime compass]

I am ultranationalist decafian!

[wraith quarry]

it's not unplayable

you jsut have a skill issue

[wraith quarry]

why do you support an invasion

[prime compass]

May Syrlstaria burn!

[prime compass]

He is evil

[vital latch]

I think you're just brainwashed by 15fps society

[prime compass]

And brainwashed

By Syrlstaria

[hollow garden]

I chose
Banan, Amaz, Blumi and Lad as my generals

[hollow wasp]

No but I know a place where you can get some terrioniens…

[hollow garden]

@frank latch choose your generals and we will meet at dawn Bludish

[vital latch]

me and fish having a gif vs jiff ass arguement rn

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-general-hux-supreme-leader-kylo-ren-long-leave-gif-16005009

[prime compass]

I choose

[hollow wasp]

It’s gif

[prime compass]

Andrej Tamur

But terroe

[hollow garden]

It's gif

Tf you mean jif

[wraith quarry]

i think you have a skill issue

[hollow garden]

Like when I say games

[wraith quarry]

it's jif

[hollow garden]

Do I say james?

[prime compass]

hey guys

[hollow wasp]

It’s not jof there’s not j

[prime compass]

Can we kill kolothism

[hollow wasp]

Jif*

[wraith quarry]

in english
when g is followed by an i or an e it makes the soft g sound (j sound)

same with giraffe

[vital latch]

Jif: like the peanut butter?

[wraith quarry]

and general

[vital latch]

(I actually think it's gif don't shoot me)

[hollow wasp]

What about in “girl”

[hollow garden]

Gerald

[prime compass]

jirl

[hollow wasp]

Ok

[prime compass]

Gerard

Pique

[hollow garden]

jirl

[wraith quarry]

well it wouldn't be english if we didnt have stupid exceptions to everything

[hollow garden]

This reminds me of my sibling's English teacher

[hollow wasp]

Squirrel

[hollow wasp]

This is one of them

[hollow garden]

That teacher used to say "Jood morning" 😭

[vital latch]

GIF: Graphics interchange format

[frank latch]

I don't condone this support

[wraith quarry]

no

[frank latch]

Jif

[prime compass]

Nvm

I do not support any side

[wraith quarry]

acronyms do not influence pronunciation

[rose cape]

@west path dms

[vital latch]

Said who?

[wraith quarry]

said anybody who says laser or scuba

[west path]

@waxen remnant https://store.steampowered.com/app/313340/Mountain/ when are you buying me this?

Steam

Mountain

MOUNTAIN 2.0 is here!

Experience life as a Mountain in this relaxing nature simulation game.FEATURES - no DLC
- time moves forward
- things grow and things die…

Price

$0.79

Recommendations

12884

▶ Play video

[vital latch]

Wait, LASER is an acronym?

[west path]

or cosmic

i need that 80 cent game.

you guys dont understand.

[wraith quarry]

yes

[rose cape]

oh ill buy you this

ill buy me ths too actually

[west path]

immense charity

[vital latch]

Huh, didn't know that. You're still wrong though!

[wraith quarry]

Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation

[vital latch]

what is this game and why is it 80 cents 😭

[frank latch]

@vital latch Jiraffe or Giraffe

[wraith quarry]

Lahssseeeer

[vital latch]

[west path]

its peak

its immensely good

[wraith quarry]

would be how its pronounced if it was influenced by the acronym

[vital latch]

birath

[west path]

some may say as good as existence

[wraith quarry]

same with scuba

Self contained underwater breathing apparatus

[west path]

its time

[vital latch]

for 1$ I better be able to implant myself into the game ong

[rose cape]

@west path should i schedule delivery for tomorrow 🤔

[west path]

trvthnvke

[rose cape]

@west path check your front yard.

[west path]

real.

holy shit

why are there ten pipebombs there

@rose cape EXPLAIN

[vital latch]

wait what

[rose cape]

:))

[vital latch]

why are there 10 I only sent 6

[prime compass]

There are no pipebombs

?!

[rose cape]

worldbox moderator rping as ted kaczynski

[west path]

why did amazting do this

[frosty drum]

Hello chat

[rose cape]

because i am the most benevolent and merciful

[rose cape]

@west path nuke him

[frosty drum]

I gtg again
Inbetween classes

[west path]

true

HALT HIS REIGN OF TERROR

[vital latch]

abc

[vital latch]

who

[frank latch]

@west path want to help me plan/set up for next Bow rpg?

[west path]

real?

[frank latch]

very real

[hollow wasp]

Yessir

[wraith quarry]

no

[hollow wasp]

It is

[wraith quarry]

it is not

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/pashtun-dr-mohammad-najibullah-dr-najib-pashtunistan-afghanistan-gif-15794716037557581241

[wraith quarry]

because jif sounds better

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/pashtun-dr-mohammad-najibullah-dr-najib-pashtunistan-afghanistan-gif-15794716037557581241

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-gif-9980668056796018353

[frank latch]

France

[hollow garden]

Jeff 💔 🥀

Gif is like

The only good pronunciation

[wraith quarry]

jif is better

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-what-the-hell-gif-7420626

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/lithuania-lithuanian-fact-check-lithuanian-fact-check-false-this-post-has-been-fact-checked-gif-13947112850093392958

[wraith quarry]

jif is better

no amount of your fake EUROPILLED gifs will fix it

[vital latch]

bow rpg sound silly and fun

[frank latch]

I wouldn't say silly

[hollow garden]

Do you say girl

Or jirl

[vital latch]

all rpgs are silly if you have a lot of wheeee

[frank latch]

mainly because I would like to have some realism

but
I also give my players free will

so

who knows

[vital latch]

yeah I'm definitely playing as a wandering trader who sells animal balloons and uses magic to give the animal balloons life

[frank latch]

that's another thing

I don't like magic

[cunning niche]

@frank latch whats the fate and setting

[vital latch]

evil

[cunning niche]

Date*

[vital latch]

the thing with magic is people usually don't like it because it's kinda tough to wrap ones head around

which is entirely understandable

[frank latch]

no

I mean

there's a lot of different ways to have fun without magic

[cunning niche]

Magic sucks

Not everything has to be magical and whimsy

[frank latch]

not saying I won't do magic in the future

but

for this story

no magic

[vital latch]

the trick with magic is to just avoid trying to fully understand how it works because a good magic system is by nature incredibly mysterious

[frank latch]

I also like seeing what players do when they're given such limits

do they panic
do they work hard for something
do they try to find a different potential solution

[cunning niche]

I stand by this

[vital latch]

typically with a magic system you want to understand the basics but still have ground to make stuff up in order to keep the magical sense of it

[vital latch]

personally I struggle to write without some form of magical thing

It's hard to standby to realism

[vital latch]

mainly because tbh

I'm a sucker for extremely over the top stories

if the protagonists fight a god at the end I usually really like it

for I am a simple man

[vital latch]

fair but now I wanted to yap about the use of magic in fiction anyways

[hollow garden]

I want to host

[vital latch]

[hollow garden]

Does someone want to play gorilla vs 5 people mw

[frank latch]

real

[cunning niche]

Basic+boringg

[frank latch]

nah

that's fine

[hollow garden]

This is me

[cunning niche]

Its been done many times

[vital latch]

when is defeat 8 gorrilamans rpg

[frank latch]

but I want to make it very aware
that

it's a God

not

[vital latch]

@west path hosta

[frank latch]

some random boss you can easily beat

no no

[cunning niche]

Ba2at motaghdama zay roro el balad

[frank latch]

you gotta prep for that

train
etc

you can't just cheat it

[hollow garden]

🥀
I'm too norm to get this reference

[vital latch]

not really, it depends on stuff like what the god represents and how it concludes the heroes journey

persona 5 is a great example

as is final fantasy 7

[hollow garden]

Maybe make it so that the god is toying with the protagonists

[vital latch]

(usually a jrpg thing)

[cunning niche]

Reread

[cunning niche]

Over used

[vital latch]

imo the best example of it working is persona 3

[cunning niche]

Became boring

[novel jay]

In mapwars, I despise magic

[vital latch]

again, it depends on what exactly the god is

[frank latch]

magic doesn't have a whole lot of use in map wars ngl

[cunning niche]

A god is a god

[novel jay]

Yeah, I don’t know why people include it

[hollow garden]

بقت متقدمة زي رورو البلد؟

[vital latch]

you aren't fighting a god you're fighting the incarnation of death itself
or you aren't fighting a god you're slaying a man who flew too close to the sun

[frank latch]

like
we don't spend the whole map war specifically picking out the types of weapons we're using down to specific details

[cunning niche]

Mosta5dama

Used

[frank latch]

unless... you want to..

but

[hollow garden]

Ohh

[frank latch]

I would imagine magic is used the same way

[cunning niche]

Fowa shwaya

[hollow garden]

Real

[hollow garden]

S-s-sorry I have been up all night planning how to conquer new terrone

[hollow garden]

I'm sorry gorilla vs 5 people mw

But it seems that it is not to be

[vital latch]

I mainly use magic in mws for either shitpost mws or lore establishment

what makes my current mw projects unique is they focus more on the lore players cook up then the gamey bits

[hollow garden]

@vital latch cosmic I need advice

[vital latch]

I admitidly still think the main issue with magic in rpgs and mws in this server are from what I've gathered the vast majority of people here are more mind orientated then heart orientated

[vital latch]

willing to give it!

[cunning niche]

See if you spent this much effort in ur life and in ur studies you wouldnt be an F student

[hollow garden]

What does man do when he wants to host a session but the players have extremely long and detailed plans and he is too intimidated to host

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 14

[hollow garden]

YOU are really mean banan

[vital latch]

and I find that usually logical ppl usually prefer realism while emotional ppl prefer surrealism

[hollow garden]

Saar make the most realistic mw yet

Please saar

[vital latch]

don't even get me started on my hate for american education

[vital latch]

try hosting at an inconvienent time, this is probably objectively horrible advise but I do this intentionally for test sessions

[hollow garden]

It's an important session

The finale of the mw

[frank latch]

[frank latch]

it is inevitable

host anyway

but

plan

prep

[mental marsh]

should i host?

[frank latch]

make sure you understand what the player's plans are

plan accordingly

[hollow garden]

I guess I will have to read the plans

[hollow garden]

If you want

[cunning niche]

@frank latch host bowitsna now

[vital latch]

I'd take a glass of water and a snack then if you got enough sleep host when you feel ready

[frank latch]

type up responses and events in a doc or somewhere else

[vital latch]

don't host unless you're ready though

[frank latch]

plan actions

[mental marsh]

@frank latch are you hosting or nah

[vital latch]

a host who doesn't want to host makes a shit mw

[mental marsh]

cuz i also wana host

[frank latch]

no bro 😭

[mental marsh]

alr

[frank latch]

Klez seems like he wants to though

[mental marsh]

oh

@hollow garden host

[vital latch]

a host that wants to host doesn't always make a good mw either but it's extremely likely they do

[hollow garden]

Nah it's okay you can host

[mental marsh]

nah dw you host

i wana play

[frank latch]

😭

These Canadian ahh people

[vital latch]

btw random advertisement since chat is active rn

[mental marsh]

my mw gets like 3 people per session

on a good day

[vital latch]

but bow and klez are you at all interested in #1374964891060015245

[mental marsh]

can we do the introduction

[vital latch]

(basically surreal fantasy appocolypse RPG)

[frank latch]

no
not really tbh

[vital latch]

I'm at school so unfortunately no, my resources aren't avb atm

[mental marsh]

dam its almost summer already

[mental marsh]

alr

[vital latch]

ah oki, out of curiousity what turns you away?

want 2 do better next time

[mental marsh]

@hollow garden host

[vital latch]

the return of @(user) host

game room is healing

[hollow garden]

It isn't summer already for you?

I hate and love summer

[mental marsh]

still spring

[mental marsh]

beaches and pools make it worth it

[hollow garden]

On the one hand it has the summer holiday and you sometimes go to the beach or a resort so it's fun

But on the other hand insects are evil and it's really hot

[hollow garden]

Fr

Can you swim Pablo

[vital latch]

yeah

[mental marsh]

who cant?

[vital latch]

I hate the heat so much

[mental marsh]

@hollow garden alr you had your chance

[vital latch]

especially in california it's like 100 degrees

[hollow garden]

I can't

I will drown

[vital latch]

I can swim sorta

[frosty drum]

Face reveal

[vital latch]

I'm really afraid of putting my head in water so I swim in a very goofy way

[mental marsh]

@brittle gust @low jetty @alpine raft @radiant oyster

[vital latch]

I'm still pretty quick though!

[mental marsh]

@vital latch @sullen pawn @cunning niche @frosty drum @visual shard

[frosty drum]

I can't play rn

[low jetty]

Hallo

https://tenor.com/view/anime-zombielandsaga-nom-bite-tae-gif-13341413

[vital latch]

what's my nation like

[mental marsh]

im hosting

[hollow garden]

Real I kind of get it

[mental marsh]

tropic

[low jetty]

Okay boss man

[mental marsh]

and drugs

[hollow garden]

hello the wolf of the sea

[low jetty]

Die

https://tenor.com/view/what-happened-what-happened-to-you-as-a-child-what-kind-of-trauma-makes-you-act-like-this-stare-stare-cat-gif-2454779732634892782

[hollow garden]

Did I find any mercenaries

[hollow garden]

Many things seacow many things...

[mental marsh]

@frank latch wana harass klez still or

[hollow garden]

I was born at a very young age

[vital latch]

start a program in order to try controlling the amount of drugs that enter our country. patrol the border and seas carefully to keep anything from passing in

[mental marsh]

yes

[hollow garden]

how much do their service costs

[alpine raft]

aight

hows my money and investments in schooling

[vital latch]

I argue that "I was born at a young age" could actually be a good line in certain conditions

[low jetty]

@mental marsh I begin building an military industrial complex in the south along with a massive military base and the golden palace!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/cat-calico-cat-cute-dance-cat-dance-gif-27615826

[mental marsh]

alright more guards near the ports and stuff block drugs and drop rates by 50%

[mental marsh]

100g

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh which rp is this

Mw*

[low jetty]

The good one!

[mental marsh]

i mean you get money on trade and your city people are smarter

[vital latch]

namely if it's more about when you think you really started living. major inflection points where it's like "that's where I was truly born"

[low jetty]

Jk that’s Mopius one

[hollow wasp]

Aha thanks gotcha

[mental marsh]

mini rp

your in it

[low jetty]

No that’s the Mopius one

[hollow wasp]

Cool I made it this time

[mental marsh]

whens he hosting 🙏

[hollow wasp]

He has a mw?

[low jetty]

Never

[low jetty]

Antarctica

Don’t get in my way.

[hollow wasp]

Didn’t know

[low jetty]

I’m letting you know

I’m gonna fuck you up if you get in my way.

[mental marsh]

@hollow garden alright you need 100g to get mercs

[low jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-calico-cat-cute-dance-cat-dance-gif-27615826

[mental marsh]

how do you get it

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh what time period is this btw

[mental marsh]

you dont even know your country but ok

1800s

[hollow wasp]

I’m the one on the island in the south.
Next question was how’s my country doing

[mental marsh]

@vital latch people think they need more sugar production

the island next to you has alot

[vital latch]

is the island next to me weaker or stronger

i'm feeling evil

[mental marsh]

good so far there a minor drug trade

minor

[mental marsh]

weaker ofc

[cunning niche]

@mental marsh get rich

[vital latch]

is it a player?

[cunning niche]

And invest in the peoples

[hollow wasp]

Ok. DM’s rq

[mental marsh]

@rose forge

[vital latch]

when you start your mw I'm going to say this exact line and see if it works

[mental marsh]

you get 1 trillion

but you almost die

[cunning niche]

Its okay when i do it but when people do it to me…

[cunning niche]

W

[mental marsh]

and the payment is 1 trillion -1

[vital latch]

sorry death
Land a bunch of military on their island and try to raid the government bases asap. Force them to sign a treaty giving us rights to 80% of their sugar and making their leader our vassal

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch

[west path]

nop

[vital latch]

got damn it penguin man

[west path]

its not as good as defeat 8 snowmans rpg

[west path]

Kratos:

kratos fucking peaked in the god of war 2016 game holy shit

the character dev was fire

[mental marsh]

alright they decline the offer but now theres war

[hollow wasp]

DM’s rq

[cunning niche]

2018

[west path]

its 2018?

oh

i misremembered it 🐖

[cunning niche]

Kratos was the last good god killing charachter

[vital latch]

oh I think you misunderstood, it's not an offer we're raiding their government bases and forcing their leader to sign it

[mental marsh]

yeah but you need to yk capture his land first

[vital latch]

gimme the map so I can draw a bunch of random arrows and call it an in depth war plan

[hollow garden]

Tell them I will pay through installments

[mental marsh]

like?

[cunning niche]

Is this a jab at me?

[hollow garden]

I will give 5g as a forefront

[hollow garden]

5g every two weeks

[mental marsh]

yeah

[mental marsh]

10g and they accept

[vital latch]

no you're not the only person who does/did this

[mental marsh]

everyone does this

[cunning niche]

I was the trend setter

I did this

I built this shit

Me

Brick by brick

Arrow by arrow

[vital latch]

does it work?

[mental marsh]

they have goku

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh what resources do I have?

[cunning niche]

@west path can attest

[mental marsh]

roll

[vital latch]

,roll 20 summon god to sink their pathetic islands

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 19

[vital latch]

does it work

[mental marsh]

oohhh

you needed 20

sorry

[heady marsh]

Gamerrrrrrs

[vital latch]

grrr...

[mental marsh]

now

[vital latch]

can the 19 just be for invading them instead of my super serious action then

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh what resources do I have btw

[mental marsh]

@vital latch

@hollow garden you need to work

get a job

[vital latch]

finish taking the north island first and try to grab a port there, use it to launch a second invasion in the north of the island south of the northern island. Use this invasion to rush downwards and cut off the main frontlines supplies then start pushing in to capture or kill as many as possible.

,roll 20 if needed

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 5

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 14

[mental marsh]

no

i dont do rolls

[vital latch]

had to do that as well

[mental marsh]

i tell you if it works

[vital latch]

thank god pablo the free

not influenced by those evil roll mws

[rose cape]

asked 😂

ted kaczynski was the unabomber

[vital latch]

me I asked

[vital latch]

oh that guy

[mental marsh]

@vital latch alr you focus on the north but they focus on the south

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh what resources do I have btw

[mental marsh]

wood lumber some iron but your land is fertile

[vital latch]

so can I go east capture that tiny island and from there try to naval invade whatever their capital is to force a surrender

do this as quick as possible to prevent a reaction

[hollow wasp]

Ok we are going to produce coffee if I can. Big farms, lots of money, everyone wins (except creatures habitats)

[mental marsh]

its kinda worthless but sure

[vital latch]

btw pablo krita tip (think that's what you're using) use the pixel brush

[vital latch]

yeah, I capture it to jump off and naval invade their capital from it

[mental marsh]

@vital latch you got split in half

[vital latch]

where is their capital?

[mental marsh]

south

wait a min

[vital latch]

please listen to my instructions I'm begging

[vital latch]

crap

[mental marsh]

hes a player

[vital latch]

yeah

you said that earlier snd that this is fine

[mental marsh]

mf you got what you wanted however you men are being killed bc your ingoring the south

the north attack wont work

[vital latch]

no you didn't read it fully

[mental marsh]

but the islands are too small

[vital latch]

pablo my goal was to invade their capital using the islands to jump off

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh mass produce everyone’s favourite drug, coffee

[vital latch]

not to invade the islands

[mental marsh]

you cant just blitzkrieg this

[vital latch]

the islands are a means to an end not the end

[mental marsh]

ik

that plan didt work

they are a island

there navy is better while you have more ships

[vital latch]

ok if you don't want me to do that then try to cut their northern troops off instead focus an offensive in the middle of their line and slam the northern troops to take out a large portion of their army

[vital latch]

wish you told me this when I asked who was stronger
it's fine though

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh mass produce coffee

[mental marsh]

i mean

you cant

you dont know what coffee is

only @visual shard knows

and @sullen pawn

but they cant even make it

[vital latch]

,roll 20 steal the krabby coffee secret formula

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 17

[mental marsh]

they only know bc of trade

[vital latch]

does it work

[mental marsh]

ima check the map

[mental marsh]

no

[vital latch]

evil

ok bad news chat I gotta go to english

[hollow wasp]

Can I produce tobacco?

[vital latch]

I won't be back in full for like a couple gours

peace

[mental marsh]

im confused do you know what colour you are

[vital latch]

this is what I wanted to do

[mental marsh]

oh alr

you can use the big island you capured now

[vital latch]

I gotta go to class, just try to embargo the island and slowly push while I'm gone

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh can u stand up the militias. Have them ready for action

[mental marsh]

embargo doesnt work and ima just pause the war

[mental marsh]

alr they get mobolised

however

they dont know why

[hollow wasp]

DM’s

[mental marsh]

you know no one is in this chat

plus your killing a npc

[stoic chasm]

WE HAVE OUR BRACKET

@lean glade @visual shard @high iris @subtle goblet @meager cradle

@hollow wasp

[mental marsh]

fuck

albania vs south korea is crazy

[hollow wasp]

Thx

[stoic chasm]

np

[mental marsh]

and me?

please?

[rose forge]

oh guh

I kinda forgor

[mental marsh]

your being invaded

could save it

[stoic chasm]

limit of pings has been reached so sadly no

[mental marsh]

putting these in the same bracket

[mental marsh]

ok

@stoic chasm betryal

[west path]

pure terror

[meager cradle]

South korea just cant win

Modern design <<<< peak epic eagle

[stoic chasm]

🇭🇺

[mental marsh]

albania is just older and better

[mental marsh]

hungary

[meager cradle]

Exactly

I mean, south korea is one of the few modern flags done right

[stoic chasm]

@lean glade @visual shard @high iris @subtle goblet @meager cradle

[meager cradle]

But its still worse than albania

[mental marsh]

albania is clean

af

[meager cradle]

Honestly id use "less better" in this context even tho thats the wrong term

Both are good

[mental marsh]

and the flag has history

[meager cradle]

But albania is albania

[mental marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/albania-albanian-gif-24103016

[rose forge]

ehhh i'll just die

[mental marsh]

you could invade rn

[rose cape]

no

[stoic chasm]

tf you mean no

[rose cape]

i reject these results

[stoic chasm]

too bad it’s democracy

[rose cape]

can we PLEASE storm the capitol

[mental marsh]

cant reject the truth

https://tenor.com/view/albinkurti-albini-vv-gif-19801192

[rose cape]

Tirana will fall

[mental marsh]

london will first

[rose cape]

good

humanity will be saved

[mental marsh]

you arnt british?

i thought you were ngl

[rose cape]

american in britain 🤫

🦅

[mental marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/murica-merica-america-usa-us-gif-4163007710547964960

[alpine raft]

poor guy

went from bad to worse

[rose cape]

nope, britain will have freedom soon

[alpine raft]

fym britain will have freedom soon

freedom from what

[rose cape]

:))

[hardy edge]

I made a change to yalls channel

[rose forge]

what ya do

[hardy edge]

You know how when you chat in #🌎general you get a little bit of crab coins per 5 seconds

Well it now applies to here too

enjoy

[rose cape]

no

what

???

[hardy edge]

its always been like that

[rose cape]

make this apply for clans

[hardy edge]

its just kinda subtle cause you dont get that much

[rose cape]

so that’s how AMP amasses its fortune

[hardy edge]

probably

[rose cape]

,bal @hardy saffron

[haughty inlet]

WorldBot AMP#6313

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

83,828,118

Bank:

0

Total:

83,828,118

[potent sphinx]

This shit is so ass bro why is Albania winning

Albania flag is buns 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

[alpine raft]

get a 911 lil bro

[potent sphinx]

Gen alpha speaking btw

[alpine raft]

if it jams its cause you sshouldnt've been shooting in the first place

and 7 bullets

because you cant have at least a 1/7 chance of hitting your target

do you even deserve to live?

[rose cape]

.fm

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[hollow wasp]

@hardy edge why is ur name shiny tf

[mental marsh]

Ik

I randomly get coins so I figured

[mental marsh]

Stfu it's peak

South Korea isn't even that good

Why are you glazing

[hollow garden]

@mental marsh I voted Albania because I love you

[hollow garden]

It's kind of peak ngl

[mental marsh]

❤️

[mental marsh]

Not better then albania

[hardy edge]

cause shiney

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/shiny-moana-tamatoa-sparkle-sparkly-gif-16985274

[mental marsh]

@hardy edge

Yo mind helping albania out

Toast you should retire and leave the server ngl

[hardy edge]

how come

[mental marsh]

Ima need to block you

[hardy edge]

SOUTH KOREA

[mental marsh]

Delusional dictatorship

[potent sphinx]

NO IT ISNT 😭

[mental marsh]

It is what are you on

[potent sphinx]

south korea aint the best but at least its not albania

[mental marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/albania-flag-gif-25053081

[potent sphinx]

ugly color scheme

the symbol is alright but the colors ruin it

[mental marsh]

Are mentally ok?

[mental marsh]

Those colours have meanings

[hollow garden]

Thank you UKA

You are my best friend

You are the peace keeper

You are the legendary

[mental marsh]

And plus the colour actually look good

[mental marsh]

Legend*

[mental marsh]

Blue and red look better??

Like what

[potent sphinx]

this guy might be albanian

[potent sphinx]

what flag colors dont have meanings

some are just uglier

red blue and white is a better combo than dark red and black yes

[west path]

@rose cape should i get old world

[west path]

the one that represents kaiser players

[west path]

they are evil.

[vital latch]

yeah he is

[west path]

he is.

[hollow garden]

@brittle gust Magnus Carlsen or Bobby Fischer?

The goat of today

Or the goat of all time

[hardy edge]

justice for klez