🎲game-room

[marsh lance]

Sleepy Gründa demoted

[mental marsh]

should i just end this mw

honestly it was good when i hosted it

but it just kinda feels dead

ill try to make a real map

next time

@rose cape why?

4 votes wow

@wild mason so is there like any reason

[hollow garden]

@frank latch echecs?

[wild mason]

There's clearly little interest and it seems like it was more a test of your hosting

[idle slate]

Zamn

[mental marsh]

yeah my mistake is using azgaar

however the little interest was just bc i was busy

[spark spindle]

Also wait @hollow garden whatever happened to the MW 😔

I mean the Suzerain onee

[hollow wasp]

Died, just like klez 😔

[spark spindle]

But... But... Xina...

It was so epic... 😔

[west path]

@rose cape this really is a modern mw but with medieval tech dawg monarch stepping down from health concerns already and their heir is literally only 19 💔

[mental marsh]

what year is it tho

in bow

@frank latch btw i picked random npc nation

[marsh lance]

One step closer to matrilineal Vogalia

[mental marsh]

im working on my map rn

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: The heir to this title, this truly modern, nine-year-old dog with medieval technology, is big. The king had already retired from health work ten more than MW, the youngest in age,

[sullen pawn]

Hosts on a Tuesday afternoon:
why is no one here!

[mental marsh]

its not just that

[mental marsh]

ill do another session on friday

if no one shows up ill make a new one

also if i do quit here a map i might do

[frank latch]

sure

[mental marsh]

however i see some problems

[sullen pawn]

Azgaar?

[mental marsh]

yes...

i will get inspo this time

[whole ridge]

@oblique yoke @craggy knot

[mental marsh]

not just use it

[frank latch]

I'll give you the option between the cyan nation

and
the light gray nation

[mental marsh]

where are they on the map

[frank latch]

explain

[mental marsh]

black dot is a city right?

[frank latch]

(I already answered this btw)

[mental marsh]

i got demtia

[frank latch]

Vogalia Pop: 1,920,310

[mental marsh]

and the other?

[frank latch]

This is for Pat's nation

[mental marsh]

i though the cyan was vogalia mb

[mental marsh]

i pick cyan ig

[frank latch]

alright

[mental marsh]

brb

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Player Nation) @mental marsh
Nation: Postaria
Capital: Postad
Government Type/Summary: Appointed Oligarchy, largely dominated by wealthy and high nobles.

[prime compass]

Oligarchs...

[west path]

monarchs sired children when they were. very young usually

well most people did

cause of a lack of medicine

so if you did that when old the child would probably not make it

so the heir being this young whilst grunda is already abdicating is uhh yeah

[mental marsh]

bruh

i hate oligarchys

[mental marsh]

can i ask qustions outside of sessions

like about my northern neighbor

[alpine raft]

yo

who is hasting

[mental marsh]

not me 🔥

[mental marsh]

session on friday

[alpine raft]

godamnit

[frank latch]

yes

you can also do actions outside of session

[mental marsh]

cool how are my relations with them

[mental marsh]

i might do a rpg rn tho

[alpine raft]

actually

yeah no this is a B day for cosmic

cant host

[mental marsh]

@vital latch happy bday

[alpine raft]

no dumbass

[mental marsh]

oh

[alpine raft]

like on his school schedule

[mental marsh]

just say bad bro

[alpine raft]

he has A and B days

[mental marsh]

??

[alpine raft]

its a weird fucking schedule bro

[mental marsh]

wtf is going on in cali

[frank latch]

who

[mental marsh]

north purple dudes

[mental marsh]

these dudes

[frank latch]

well

That's Skollarz

and

you don't maintain good relations with them

[mental marsh]

by any chance is that related to sklilerz

[frank latch]

since Skollarz has repeatedly expanded into and on your territories
which has limited a lot of your ability to develop your navy, defend your territories etc.

[frank latch]

quite possibly

[mental marsh]

they look easy to take

what year is it

with tech and stuff

[mental marsh]

bruh

[mental marsh]

theres allways south ig

[frank latch]

125 AS

[wild mason]

Banan :

[mental marsh]

what colour is he

@frank latch can i get a map south of me

[frank latch]

(you do realize you can just look at the full map I've given you)

[hollow garden]

@frank latch why is this brilliant

[marsh lance]

Black

[frank latch]

no clue

[mental marsh]

now i know

[mental marsh]

@cunning niche we friends right fr fr

[hollow garden]

My opponent blundered 7 times 😭

[mental marsh]

wana play ?

[hollow garden]

Sure

[elder arch]

cant you just make a chess bot and win all of the games

[frank latch]

oh I think I see why

[elder arch]

those already exists so you can get number 1 easily

[hollow garden]

Why

[mental marsh]

@hollow garden dms

[frank latch]

After nc6
you have nb4
which forks the pawn and rook

but they can't take the knight because of your bishop and queen
no matter what; it's a winning sequence.

or

maybe

no

nvm

[west path]

@wild mason how do i stop being pissed at everything

today is a day that has amde me very angry.

[hollow garden]

And if I move the rook to C8 it's checkmate

This is actually a really good move

[west path]

angles colonizing hell is so tuff

why did i unironically use tuff

[hollow garden]

I didn't see this 😭

[west path]

my brain has rotten

degraded

[wild mason]

I have just started chewing holes in my shirts and stomping on my pillows

[mental marsh]

@frank latch btw did you do bowistan map on your own?

[west path]

ok but idk if this will work for me

also its a very destructive outlet

do u have any

other recommendations

[frank latch]

true

[wild mason]

Writing in private about the things I want to do

[wild mason]

Where

[mental marsh]

i was just lazy ngl

i know i had the map

[hollow garden]

@mental marsh p-p-play

Pleasa

[mental marsh]

nah i gotta do stuff

also i gotta wonder why i suck at map making

and hosting

[frank latch]

wdym where

[wild mason]

Full map

[west path]

this seems fin

[hollow garden]

💔

[west path]

i should channel my anger into creativity, good idea

wait no i had 5 hours of sleep my ass is unproductive

af

[marsh lance]

Nekcrop virus got bro

American highschool slang

[frank latch]

?

[frank latch]

Scroll up syndrome 💔

[frank latch]

(nothing here has changed since last session)

[elder arch]

I cannot state this with enough undue diligence. The sun is leaking. The sun is leaking. The sun is leaking. The sun is leaking.

[hollow garden]

@frank latch nvm we were wrong

The actual followup is much better

This move is peak chess

Shame I didn't see it

[hollow garden]

This looks like Serbia

[mental marsh]

what

[frank latch]

this is actually a lot better

@hollow garden btw, I fixed activities in game room server

[mental marsh]

are you good?

[hollow garden]

Look at the river

[west path]

5 hours of eep and being pissed off is killing me bro

[hollow garden]

Doesn't it look like Serbia

[mental marsh]

kinda?

[hollow garden]

They were broken?

[west path]

is that bosnia

[hollow garden]

I could see it

[frank latch]

Amaz turned off the perms

for some reason

[mental marsh]

1984

[frank latch]

@hollow garden échecs?

[west path]

bowistan bosnia dropped

[frank latch]

💔

[mental marsh]

yall turning schizo

[west path]

nop

that looks like bosnia

[frank latch]

Bowistan Croatia:

[mental marsh]

i kinda see albania

[mental marsh]

btw how tf did you do this map

its so detailed

[frank latch]

Krita

[marsh lance]

Vogalia is sideways brittany

[frank latch]

Biome map reference?

[west path]

the secret maizan undercover base:

[hollow garden]

Sure

[west path]

lazy swine took 7 month

s

[frank latch]

true

[mental marsh]

cool so you took a already existing map?

[west path]

...no

[balmy epoch]

how is the war going

[west path]

BoW made everything from scratch

👽

[frank latch]

good

[mental marsh]

what did you use for biomes?

[frank latch]

got the Jhang to withdraw from it

[frank latch]

krita

[wraith quarry]

he copied some of my stuff for it

[balmy epoch]

ok good i was gonna crash out on amazting for it being his fault

[mental marsh]

it just seems a lil too good for krita

[wraith quarry]

it's called effort

[balmy epoch]

he practices voodoo magic and sorcery

[balmy epoch]

it’s ai generated

[wraith quarry]

@balmy epoch this true?

[frank latch]

I mean

[balmy epoch]

internet bad i will be back

[frank latch]

I did generate it

[balmy epoch]

and your an ai

[mental marsh]

he prob used the latest czechian tech

[marsh lance]

Krita is good for everything almost i’d say

[mental marsh]

yeah i use krita

[mental marsh]

wdym by this

[wraith quarry]

he generated it with ni

natural intelligence

[elder arch]

ERMMM ACTUALLY, the GNU Image Manipulation Program is a Trillion times better 🤓 🖐️

[balmy epoch]

based

[mental marsh]

paint is better

[west path]

why is fish racist

[mental marsh]

fr

[rose cape]

true!

[rose cape]

with what

[bold glade]

With what

National Independence

[frank latch]

whoa

[mental marsh]

btw what brush size do you use

[mental marsh]

btw is azgaar that noticable i legit pixelised the image

[west path]

yes?

how it generates is very easy to identify

[mental marsh]

since i suck at map making im currently just trying to get inspo from them

[frank latch]

1 px

[radiant oyster]

Asgar in particular has a very consistent “style” to it so if you use it or see it used enough times you can usually tell it’s made by them

Not that’s particularly a bad thing

[mental marsh]

hi baron

[radiant oyster]

Hallo

[mental marsh]

i havent seen you in awhile

[radiant oyster]

Gtg lol

Cya

[mental marsh]

i mean it kinda is

[mental marsh]

bye

[mental marsh]

im trying to make a good map war

[radiant oyster]

In that case yoink this one I have no use for it

I can send you a proper file for it later

[mental marsh]

did you use krita

[mental marsh]

this is perfect

[mental marsh]

please do

[hollow garden]

@mental marsh is this true

[mental marsh]

real

[radiant oyster]

Nah I just fuck around in a pixel editor

[mental marsh]

hopfully the pixels match up

send the thingy

[radiant oyster]

I’ve made a few of these before

[radiant oyster]

Wdym?

[mental marsh]

i use krita

not pixel editor

[elder arch]

erm.. actually..

[mental marsh]

?

[elder arch]

i was going to say something about GIMP being better but i already said that joke

[radiant oyster]

I’ll be able to give exact dimensions if that helps

[mental marsh]

it will thanks

[mental marsh]

btw just dm them

[radiant oyster]

Ye

[mental marsh]

when you do

[radiant oyster]

There’s also a version with colourised province

[frosty drum]

HELLO CHAT
MY FUCKING SIM CARD ON MY PHONE BROKE

[mental marsh]

dam thats sucks

[frosty drum]

Has that happened to you

[mental marsh]

nah

i take care of my phone

not a single scratch

[frosty drum]

Boo.

[marsh lance]

Its a writing contests where youm have to write a short sotry

[frosty drum]

Epic

[marsh lance]

Unintentional pat hand reveal

[heady marsh]

Man

Life is boring

[mental marsh]

race reveal

[marsh lance]

Have you ever tried watching Elvira

[marsh lance]

Im the white devil

[wraith quarry]

it's white

[marsh lance]

It??

[west path]

you are evil

[west path]

im going to find this edition of young writers and figure out your name right neow

[marsh lance]

😢

[west path]

(i wont do that but i am informing you this is an information risk lil bro)

[marsh lance]

Thats very mean

[marsh lance]

Shit you are correcy

[west path]

somebody dedicated enough would easily find you

cookology

[wraith quarry]

it

[marsh lance]

Amaz:

Im like 99% sure he’s already triangulated where i live anyway

[mental marsh]

is that even possible

[west path]

he already knew all of your personal info beforehand ❓

[west path]

yes like

[marsh lance]

❓ ❓

[wraith quarry]

aww

[west path]

they showed the exact short story they wrote which SHOWS THEIR NAME

[west path]

its true

he knows everything

he is omniscient

[marsh lance]

Did you get to read it though

[wraith quarry]

i was gonna find out where pat lived

[west path]

yep

why did you go from decrepit god to farmers field

[marsh lance]

I crosses it out 😢

[west path]

from decay to life is crazy

it felt. weird reading that part

[marsh lance]

The farmer is the decrepit god 🥶

[mental marsh]

@marsh lance guessing by the book are you german by any chance?

[west path]

yes but people can just look up the damn pamphlet lil bro

which contains your nam

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/the-humble-lemon-lemon-humble-pibble-pibb-gif-17247926760724926413

[marsh lance]

???

[west path]

this is saying that agriculture is decrepit.

You are making a mockery of the basis of civilization. wow.

you are evil

[west path]

youre right but off by about 10 generations

parfum is an indianan who has german ancestry

[mental marsh]

im sherlock bro

[west path]

albanians are gifted with omniscience

i gotta note that down

[frosty drum]

@west path hello redditor

[west path]

why is this guy trying to start shit

[wraith quarry]

@marsh lance you're from indiana?

my condolences

[west path]

@marsh lance you're from indiana?

my condolences.

[wraith quarry]

you border ohio, illinois, and kentucky

[mental marsh]

what even is in indiana

[wraith quarry]

corn

[marsh lance]

I hate the sumerians i hate the sumerians i hate the sumerians i hate the sumerians i hate the sumerians i hate the sumerians i hate ea nasir i hate ea nasir i hate ea nasir i hate ea nasir i hate ea nasir i hate ea nasir i hate babylon i hate babylon i hate babylon i hate babylon i hate babylon i hate babylon
I hate hammurabi i hate hammurabi i hate hammurabi i hate hammurabi i hate hammurabi i hate hammurabi
I hate the tigris river i hate the tigris river i hate the tigris river i hate the tigris river i hate the tigris river i hate the tigris river
I hate the euphrates river i hate the euphrates river i hate the euphrates river i hate the euphrates river i hate the euphrates river i hate the euphrates river i hate the sumerians i hate the sumerians i hate the sumerians i hate the sumerians i hate the sumerians i hate the sumerians

[mental marsh]

and wheat

[west path]

i though kentucky was further east until i realized that the only things there are the two carolinas

[mental marsh]

I hate the sumerians i hate the sumerians i hate the sumerians i hate the sumerians i hate the sumerians i hate the sumerians i hate ea nasir i hate ea nasir i hate ea nasir i hate ea nasir i hate ea nasir i hate ea nasir i hate babylon i hate babylon i hate babylon i hate babylon i hate babylon i hate babylon
I hate hammurabi i hate hammurabi i hate hammurabi i hate hammurabi i hate hammurabi i hate hammurabi
I hate the tigris river i hate the tigris river i hate the tigris river i hate the tigris river i hate the tigris river i hate the tigris river
I hate the euphrates river i hate the euphrates river i hate the euphrates river i hate the euphrates river i hate the euphrates river i hate the euphrates river i hate the sumerians i hate the sumerians i hate the sumerians i hate the sumerians i hate the sumerians i hate the sumerians

[wraith quarry]

mostly corn

[marsh lance]

Mesopotamia!! My ancient opp!!

[west path]

not grown in the US

too... unprofitable.

[wraith quarry]

no. virginia and west virginia

[wraith quarry]

it is

we just prefer corn

cuz it's cheaper

[marsh lance]

Uhhh

Mostly flat

Mostly farmland state

[wraith quarry]

FLAT!?

[frosty drum]

Nobody knows where I live 😃

[wraith quarry]

i love flatlands

[marsh lance]

Though it has floyds knobs

[marsh lance]

*that settlers leveled when they arrives

[west path]

isnt that the carolinas but cloned and put further north

[marsh lance]

It was not naturally flat at all

[wraith quarry]

womp womp

[marsh lance]

It used to have.. forests

[wraith quarry]

no

virginia

is known as

the worst place on earth

and west virginia

[frosty drum]

New jersey

[west path]

and the carolinas arent..?

[wraith quarry]

is known as even worse than virginia proper

[wraith quarry]

no

[marsh lance]

The carolinas are nice

Nc and sc are both beautiful

I been to asheville

Its peak

[frosty drum]

@west path Never forget

[west path]

man this shit is confusing we aint got no bad places that are part of the EU

[mental marsh]

pennsylvania is a goated state

[marsh lance]

Fav non-coastal vacation plave

[west path]

gods work was done that day

[marsh lance]

???

[west path]

in europa

!

[marsh lance]

Brother

[mental marsh]

you mean nashvill? or

[marsh lance]

Every place has a bad places

[west path]

notice how i said 'we'

[marsh lance]

Asheville

Different town

[frosty drum]

@west path You should eradicate Florida amd texas next

[marsh lance]

The european union has bad places

[west path]

Łódź exists on mars and berlins two halves are part of the same city so they negate each other

therefore

no bad places in europe

[mental marsh]

the country of Portugal :

[west path]

yo that exists?

i thought it was myth

[marsh lance]

Nekcrop

Nekcropistan

[west path]

buddy

that guy is from atlantis

[mental marsh]

spanish agent

[west path]

tfdym

[marsh lance]

would anyone like to hear more about indiana

[frosty drum]

Portugal doesn't exist
Its atlantis

[balmy epoch]

iowa is better

[mental marsh]

is there even anything?

[marsh lance]

Bee where are you even from dude

[balmy epoch]

california

[marsh lance]

Im from the state that people collectively associate with having nothing and even i can say iowa does not have shit

[mental marsh]

are you like actually from cali?

[marsh lance]

Its like the nebraskas but closer to seattle

[frosty drum]

Nobody knows where I live

[mental marsh]

you forgot about this

[balmy epoch]

sadly

[marsh lance]

Im going to say minnesota

[balmy epoch]

good thing btw

[marsh lance]

But that feels too easy

[mental marsh]

mid west

[frosty drum]

I actually live in Sweden

[marsh lance]

???

[mental marsh]

nah

[balmy epoch]

worst country

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-shocked-funny-memes-gif-2651717394134726385

[alpine raft]

greta thunberg land?

[mental marsh]

what does she even do now

no one talks about her

[alpine raft]

drugs likely

[marsh lance]

Still a climate activist i think but she got memed into oblivion

[alpine raft]

mates clearly from pyongyang

north korean mf

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/kim-jong-un-gif-25212933

[alpine raft]

yk what i find weird about gaming

its that

15 years agi

[mental marsh]

Greta Thunberg-led activists storm Maersk Tankers Copenhagen office

[alpine raft]

it was video games about movies

now its movies about videogames

[mental marsh]

she does that ig

[alpine raft]

with the budgets now highly outpacing

[frosty drum]

Correct!!!

[west path]

mars successfully terraformed

[alpine raft]

infinity war and endgame had billion dollar budgets

gta 6 has a 2 billion dollar budget

[mental marsh]

gn

ima sleep

[alpine raft]

mate

monopoly go cost a billion

[west path]

@alpine raft should i stay up today or go to sleep in like 30 mins

to get 7 hours

[alpine raft]

look mate

whatever I say

[mental marsh]

burj kalifa costed 1,5 bil

[alpine raft]

is gonna be influenced by the boxes

you put me in

by giving me a multiple choice

so i'd say

[balmy epoch]

@alpine raft goat

[west path]

just give me a take

holy

[alpine raft]

subvert expectations and dont sleep

[west path]

no id rather kms

[alpine raft]

gta 6 solos

[west path]

i have two PE's tomorrow

[balmy epoch]

sleep

[alpine raft]

yeah I know

[balmy epoch]

ubisoft spending 75 dollars on ac shadows :

[west path]

75 dollars?

wow

[alpine raft]

74

[west path]

they were really tight on that budget

[alpine raft]

not 74 calm down big man

[balmy epoch]

yea it sucked

[west path]

to nobodys shock

[alpine raft]

wasnt shadows good or sum?

[balmy epoch]

mid af i’ve heard

too much padding

bad story

[alpine raft]

better than any ac game since the 2010s

[balmy epoch]

world is nice but empty

[alpine raft]

was valhalla good

[balmy epoch]

way too long

[alpine raft]

eh

ubisoft fell off

now

personally

im gonna put my head in gta6 the day it comes out

and I might not stop playing for a decade

[west path]

the gta6 launch is going to cost the US billions

same as how gta5 did

[alpine raft]

womp womp

i mean

gta 6 is gonna be way bigger than 5

the hype alone

[west path]

im like. not even kidding

people took holidays to go buy and play gta5

[alpine raft]

I know

and sick days

i know

[west path]

trvthnvke

[alpine raft]

even if its shit

the hype is just so big

like

[west path]

if they fuck that up im gonna be so pissed man

[alpine raft]

how many hours you got on gta

[west path]

but

its rockstar so we stay winnin

[alpine raft]

i've 2 thousand

[west path]

idk like 60-70

i beat the whole story

[alpine raft]

you dont deserve such a "so pissed man"

you deserve a

"aww shite"

i deserve a "die dan hauser die"

[west path]

buddy i beat the entire story

[alpine raft]

i beat it 4 times

[west path]

this is better than 98% of gta 5 'players'

[alpine raft]

and then I hopped on online

grinded 400 million and level 270

[west path]

why..?

you dont experience anything new from that

[alpine raft]

i was bored

I have had 3 different game versions

cracked ps3

ps5

and ps4

[west path]

unreal

[alpine raft]

i've been playing gta5 since before I went to school

i breathe and bleed gta

[west path]

gatekeeping enjoyment and expectation of a game is INSANE

[wild mason]

GTA VI will actually include all of the Eastern US and the Bahamas

[alpine raft]

yeah

thats me

[wild mason]

Actually since it's based on Florida I wouldn't be shocked if it had a Bahamas addition

[alpine raft]

20 year old grown ahhh

[west path]

d1 gatekeeper and money stealer

[frosty drum]

Show

[alpine raft]

me fr

[west path]

i already quit

[alpine raft]

get a job lil bro

unc

big bro

[west path]

cant legally pal

[alpine raft]

old head

[west path]

still have to get through education

[alpine raft]

im talking to blumi

[west path]

though im set for an econ job

[alpine raft]

you are 20

get a job

[west path]

blumi has zero job opportunities nearby

[alpine raft]

get out my fucking screen

[west path]

like. zero

[alpine raft]

move

sell your soul

[mental marsh]

I mean some stores do allow you

[west path]

notice how you cant do that if you dont have money?

[mental marsh]

Just don't work with contract

[west path]

no like i am legally not allowed to work

well no i am but

i need to

[alpine raft]

how the fuck are they living

[west path]

be in school

2

[marsh lance]

How to not get paid 101

[west path]

at family

[alpine raft]

0 jobs?

@wild mason define 0 jobs

[west path]

i have better chances doing gigs for neighbours

[mental marsh]

No

Like working for a store

A small one

[marsh lance]

Yeah but like without a contract your at risk of getting scmed

Scammed

Out of your pay

[west path]

yep

they dont even have to pay u minimum wage

[wild mason]

There's not literally zero jobs but they're either ones I lack the experience for or that won't actually hire.

[alpine raft]

have you tried this one?

[west path]

ok nek you are a jackass

die

[marsh lance]

Job market is absolutely buns

[west path]

bro wtf are steam servers down

[bold glade]

https://media.tenor.com/USml5BI-DakAAAAM/job-application-me-vs-100.gif

[wild mason]

Yes and they never responded 😭

[west path]

@wild mason r u disconnected from steam too

?

[alpine raft]

godamn

shit my bad bro

[wild mason]

I'm on my phone

[marsh lance]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alpine raft]

cuz nah

[marsh lance]

WHAT??

Is steam getting cooked rn

[mental marsh]

Am I lagging

[wild mason]

God Emperor Trump will make getting a job even easier trust me

[mental marsh]

I am

[alpine raft]

how the fuck you get ghosted by mcdonalds

[quick idol]

my bad guys

[west path]

mr hog. why would i know

[alpine raft]

hol up

,collect

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

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[alpine raft]

,pay @wild mason all

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

@sonic smelt has received your 66,226

[alpine raft]

here

[mental marsh]

,collect

[haughty inlet]

croai

You can next collect income <t:1747817637:R>.

[alpine raft]

aint much but its honest work

[west path]

ok can this nek fella actually stop trying to be a bitch

[marsh lance]

I mean, in a way its possible, if he begins mass deporting people on an actual mass scale (devastating)

[quick idol]

Was it that bad 😭

[marsh lance]

How many mcdonalds is in bros country

[wild mason]

Idk if it's normal where you live but a lot of places will list that they're hiring while they don't ever intend to hire anyone for tax reasons

[west path]

like 1

and its in lisbon

everywhere else is cooked

[alpine raft]

nah

[quick idol]

frost front has an icon now 😔

[west path]

isn't this cause of covid stimulus cheques

[marsh lance]

This is evil

[alpine raft]

cuz how a grown ass human get ghosted from macdonalds

[west path]

that. shouldn't be in place anymore

[alpine raft]

like

[quick idol]

the immortal one looked better

[alpine raft]

thats literally the easiest job

[mental marsh]

McDonald's isn't even that good

[west path]

Brother

Blumi is american

[alpine raft]

exactly

[mental marsh]

However I can't speak as there are 0 in my country

[alpine raft]

there are at least 20 macdonalds in their ao

[mental marsh]

I have tried McDonald's tho

[west path]

No you stupid bitch its the fact that nobody fucking gives people jobs in america anymore

your ass knows jackshit for economics holy

[alpine raft]

thats a fucking lie bro

[alpine raft]

are you telling me there are no fucking jobs

[wild mason]

What freak is saying brown

[alpine raft]

for anyone

like im sorry

[marsh lance]

Nek ragebait???

[alpine raft]

just get a job

[west path]

im fairly certain the inventor

[alpine raft]

sybau

[west path]

effectively yes

[marsh lance]

You baffoon…

[wild mason]

Will it have better Internet than Poland

[west path]

theres only about 2 mil active jobs out of the "13 mil" open ones

[alpine raft]

man he a grown ahh human

[marsh lance]

Its a very dark distinct brown

[alpine raft]

he cant get a job

[mental marsh]

Why don't yall just ask for a job in person

[alpine raft]

thats weakling

[west path]

do the math on this @alpine raft

[marsh lance]

😭

[alpine raft]

brodie

[west path]

thats like 1/8th of the jobs being actually real

[wild mason]

That's how I got the job I had before 😁

[alpine raft]

so what

2 milly jobs sounds like good enough

[west path]

that means most jobs arent fucking real

[alpine raft]

see

[bold glade]

~bt

[alpine raft]

he can do it

[wild mason]

Who is falling Oreos broken bro

[hardy saffron]

@bold glade: America, no, no one is stupid. job. find a You can

[alpine raft]

so what

just apply 8 times more

[west path]

theres like 40 mil unemployed americans

[wild mason]

Ok so I'm dyslexic

[west path]

11% unemployment

[alpine raft]

skill issue fr

like how you become unemployed brah

you just bad at yo job

[wild mason]

7*

[alpine raft]

get yo ahh fired and then complain

[bold glade]

Application forms failed them

[wild mason]

This isn't the UK

[west path]

this includes a significant number of caveats

[alpine raft]

like

qevie

[west path]

unemployed people are defined by the bureau of labour as people who have been actively seeking work in the past 2 weeks

[alpine raft]

stop bitching brah there are jobs

just pull yourself up from yo bootstraps

[alpine raft]

nah

just skill issue

[wild mason]

Is this real or fake

[mental marsh]

Meanwhile Albania has only 68k:

Albania is so much better

[alpine raft]

dont matter

[wild mason]

This is what's used in most countries I believe

[alpine raft]

dont matter

get yo ahh a job bro

stop living at yo parents house

[west path]

yes but that does mean that people who have given up on jobs are basically not included in that figure

[wild mason]

So we are in copper

[alpine raft]

stop drinking lattes n shii

save money

what expenses does bro even have

[bold glade]

And that's why it's skill issues

[alpine raft]

real

[mental marsh]

Nah McDonald's doesn't pay that good

[alpine raft]

even then

bro

[bold glade]

I guess they failed themselves

[alpine raft]

mcdonalds pay what

[marsh lance]

Nek da employment enforcer

[alpine raft]

2 bands a month?

[wild mason]

Is this a reference to the Romans debasing their coins or something else

[bold glade]

Low asf

[marsh lance]

…nooo

[alpine raft]

you talm bout cant save money

on 2 bands a month

[wild mason]

Car payments :

[mental marsh]

Plus if your a single child there's no reason to move out of your parents house

[alpine raft]

living at yo mommas house

[alpine raft]

how you got a car but no job

like how does that work

[wild mason]

Got to love California having 1/7 of the total unemployed population because it's a horrible state

[wild mason]

Repping our nation

[marsh lance]

Nek have you just never done your own financing before why is bro vulturing blumi rn

[alpine raft]

do uber or sum

[wild mason]

Because I had savings and didn't blow all my money

I can still safely pay for my car until December

[west path]

@wild mason holy fucking shit its worse than i thought

[balmy epoch]

the state will soon be fixed

[alpine raft]

and after that

you cooked

[west path]

America might be cooked

[alpine raft]

bro

[wild mason]

What site is this

[alpine raft]

do uber or sumn

[mental marsh]

There's probably more unemployed people in cali then Albanians in the world

[alpine raft]

doordash shii

[west path]

https://www.lisep.org/tru

[wild mason]

I'll look at it but off the rip I find it hard to believe

[wild mason]

I can't do that because my aunt has been using my car for a month.
Would it be unfair to ask her for the amount of a months payment

[mental marsh]

Door dash is like a actually good option

Cuz all you need is a bike

[alpine raft]

bitch?

who paying da car?

[wild mason]

I am

[alpine raft]

what does yo aunt provide

she feed yo ahh?

[nova talon]

hi

[alpine raft]

she clothe yo ahh?

if she aint providing nun

tell her to fuck off

[wild mason]

D1 richbaiter

[alpine raft]

"get yo bitch ass out my car"

[balmy epoch]

bestname

[alpine raft]

if you that broke

get to trappin

steal some purses

@wild mason sell some drugs

[frank latch]

actually they do

[alpine raft]

do sumn

[wild mason]

So we are in genius 8

[alpine raft]

brodie

[mental marsh]

To live a comfortably good life?

[alpine raft]

you living at yo mommas for free

[frank latch]

no

but

[alpine raft]

you got a car you got enough money for until december

[frank latch]

still not terrible

[alpine raft]

just get a job

[west path]

doesn't seem false

[alpine raft]

and you'l be fine

start dealing

[mental marsh]

By that I mean pay all your bills and live on your own

[alpine raft]

just get yo bread up

[wild mason]

A quarter of Americans being unemployed doesn't seem false to you ?

[west path]

i've looked into it theres some discrepancies between indexes however a lot of news sites are picking up on it & people aren't directly debunking it

[mental marsh]

How much does McDonald's even pay a year

[west path]

not necessarily? the index says it means 'full time jobs'

so part timers aren't considered employed by it

[balmy epoch]

we aren’t Europe

[frank latch]

idk
but around here they pay 15 an hour

[alpine raft]

thats dumb asf

[wild mason]

I find it very hard to cover up 85 million people are unemployed but the bureau of labor would get away with reporting 7 million

[alpine raft]

nah im tired of baiting qevie

[west path]

also a significant portion of the population has fully given up on jobs

[alpine raft]

qevie you held out

you didnt get baited

[balmy epoch]

Portugal reportedly has 5% employment rate, a record for the country since 1923

[alpine raft]

we are probably lying

[mental marsh]

Alright that'sike 30k a year

[west path]

tbf id imagine impoverished communities make up the bulk of the figure

cause look at ts

[wild mason]

In Spain it's about half this

[frank latch]

yea
not enough to live off of

[balmy epoch]

even worse in Italy

[frank latch]

but
not horrible

[alpine raft]

he said employement dumbass

[mental marsh]

With that same wage you could be living a very good life here

[alpine raft]

not unemployement

[west path]

12.9% poverty is just

[wild mason]

It's true

[west path]

yea its something

[balmy epoch]

yea the Spanish are lazy too

[alpine raft]

too?

[wild mason]

Spain has the worst economy in Europe oat

[alpine raft]

the spanish are lazier

[frank latch]

not here 💔

30k is low income

[balmy epoch]

true

[west path]

slovakia:

[balmy epoch]

their daily siestas

[alpine raft]

nah

[wild mason]

Slovakia trades goats so

[alpine raft]

cuz i been taking siestas too

shit i musta got some spanish in me

cuz that feels guud fr

[west path]

2007 did bulldoze the spanish economy though

really shit year for them

[mental marsh]

Average here is like 600 a month bro

[balmy epoch]

Greece :

[frank latch]

2008?

[west path]

no

2007

[wild mason]

Spain is a contract economy

[alpine raft]

that was nearly 20 years ago

[west path]

spanish housing market crisis

[wild mason]

It's terrible

[alpine raft]

spain gotta move on from it

[west path]

yea and it spiked their unemployment and put people out of jobs cause their construction sector crashed

which i believe was their largest one

[balmy epoch]

same

[west path]

🤧

now their economy is very unproductive

[balmy epoch]

I’m Spanish too

hola amigo

[alpine raft]

nah cuz spanish girls are hot

they be taking them beauty siestas

[frank latch]

si

[mental marsh]

I'm 70% Spanish

[west path]

2008 did also hit them

[west path]

i believe that was the nail in the coffin

[frank latch]

(I'm fluent in spanish if you couldn't tell)

[west path]

it didn't allow them to bounce back and put them down further

[balmy epoch]

callate

[alpine raft]

hola chica

[mental marsh]

Tu quebe bibloteka?

[alpine raft]

te vendo drogas

por 5 euros

[balmy epoch]

hola puta

[wild mason]

This is not Spanish

[alpine raft]

guestas?

[west path]

why did the bob do this

[wild mason]

Some ancient Mayan language

[alpine raft]

oh

[wild mason]

Maybe Argentinan

[alpine raft]

can you say that here?

wait

[balmy epoch]

I think so

[alpine raft]

you cant

[mental marsh]

Different dialect

[alpine raft]

i tested the english version

[balmy epoch]

isn’t puta bitch

[alpine raft]

automods get that ass

[alpine raft]

NO

[frank latch]

Portuguese?

[wild mason]

So we are in copper

[balmy epoch]

@cobalt horizon is puta allowed

[mental marsh]

No it's gibberish

[west path]

why is it spelled that way.

[wild mason]

It means a lady of the night

[west path]

Why not Portugese. why is it Portuguese.

[frank latch]

is he stupid

[alpine raft]

that is not portuguese

[mental marsh]

Puta barca

[alpine raft]

YE

[west path]

sometimes i think to myself that somehow english makes less sense than polish

[alpine raft]

BARCA IS A BITCH

[frank latch]

@west path what have you done

[mental marsh]

Hala madrid fr fr

[alpine raft]

HALA MARDID

[wild mason]

I'm diamond 1

[west path]

mardid

[alpine raft]

VISCA YOUR FUCKING MOTHER

[frank latch]

sometimes I think
English is stupid

[alpine raft]

FUCK BARCA

[frank latch]

Sometimes
I think that all the time

[alpine raft]

HALA MADRID

[mental marsh]

YEAH

[alpine raft]

CABRON

HALA MADRID

FUEDASSE

[west path]

No bo to prawda, jakbyś jeszcze tego nie wiedział

[alpine raft]

HIJO DE CABRON BARCA

FUEDASSE LAMINE YAMAL

[frank latch]

Oui

[alpine raft]

CABRON

[mental marsh]

(We were trophyless this season tho)

[west path]

we're replacing it with polish don't worry

the invasion is soon.

[alpine raft]

we do not admit defeat

[alpine raft]

portugal is hella racist too

[frosty drum]

@west path I live in Sweden btw

[balmy epoch]

based

[west path]

trvthnvke

[frank latch]

Polish is worse than English

[alpine raft]

like really racist

[balmy epoch]

against who

[west path]

no

[alpine raft]

everyone

[west path]

everyone

[frank latch]

The Spanish

[balmy epoch]

you can’t be as racist as Russia bro

[west path]

this extends to me

@alpine raft confirm

[frank latch]

South Africa:

[west path]

Poland:

we say the n word casually

[alpine raft]

gringos
muslims
spanish
africans
indians
chinese

[mental marsh]

Albania is not racist btw

[wild mason]

Serbia :

[frank latch]

spanish is justified

[alpine raft]

we be racist to everyone

[wild mason]

You love all these people , right ?

[balmy epoch]

you’re literally a gringo

[west path]

ive prolly heard the n word a thousand times unironically within the past week

[alpine raft]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828805304807718912/1370775060255604797/image0.gif

[alpine raft]

how am I a gringo

[frank latch]

what about gingers?

[alpine raft]

we dont have those

too hot

they cant live here

[wild mason]

Gringo in spirit

[alpine raft]

our nature is racist towards gingers

[west path]

Dawg you guys are into irish people?

yeah get out of Europe

#saveeuropefromportugal

[alpine raft]

dumbass

i meant temperature

[balmy epoch]

you are Portuguese not Hispanic smh

[wild mason]

American man trapped in a Portuguese mans body

Body

[alpine raft]

im technically latin

[west path]

get him outta here

[alpine raft]

due to portuguese being a latin language

[alpine raft]

starring o teu pai

[mental marsh]

Btw do yall see a weirdly high amount of porches?

[frank latch]

I see

[west path]

@wild mason can you deport him from portugal and bring him into the beautiful state of Florida

[frank latch]

what does this mean

[west path]

save europe from portugal and nekcrop

[wild mason]

Has Portugal been relevant since the 16th season bro

[mental marsh]

Car brand

[wild mason]

They got hard nerfed since then

[frank latch]

porches

[wild mason]

Completely out of the meta

[alpine raft]

season is crazy

[mental marsh]

I'm tired bro

[balmy epoch]

Poland is like a little baby compared to Russia

[west path]

arent you american

why are you representing the russians

you freak

[balmy epoch]

I’m moving to Russia when Putin dies

[alpine raft]

bro

i love blondes fr

[mental marsh]

Idk If I'm spelling that correctly

I'm sick today

[alpine raft]

died?

[west path]

get outta here buddy.

[alpine raft]

honest

blondes are my jam fr

[west path]

youre a freakazoid

[wild mason]

What is with Europe and getting nerfed into oblivion

[west path]

we cant let you be here

[mental marsh]

😘

[frank latch]

He'll only be replaced by another corrupt dictator

[alpine raft]

im white, and have brown hair

but blondes be mine fr

[balmy epoch]

yeah, me

[west path]

Poland will carry Europe soon

[alpine raft]

what i'd do for a blonde

[balmy epoch]

that’s why I’m moving there

[frank latch]

make sense

[west path]

after we get 1 good politician

[alpine raft]

shit i'd let em cut off a finger or two

[mental marsh]

I'm right here bro

[west path]

which is. basically impossible