🎲game-room

[alpine raft]

lawd

[west path]

too coherent.

[prime compass]

Do not do it 💔

[vital latch]

,roll 20 Attempt to stop the crazy guy from killing the not crazy guy by tossing a teleporty thing on his weapon to make him unstablize himself once he slaps it somewhere

[prime compass]

I JUST got here

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 20

[frank latch]

🔥

[prime compass]

Oh wow

[alpine raft]

fucking finally

[rose forge]

dafaq

[alpine raft]

this works

[hollow garden]

Biden has cancer

[west path]

"YOU WRETCH!"

[west path]

"SERVANT OF THE SHADOWS, YOU ARE!"

[alpine raft]

the weapon is lodged in the ground now

[hollow garden]

I hope he recovers

[rose forge]

welp given his advanced age prognosis don't look so go

[west path]

pick it up and try to kill belemin again

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 4

[prime compass]

@alpine raft
Get up and go to the mentally sane person

[west path]

plot armor

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 5

[alpine raft]

the weapon continues lodged

[west path]

HA

I HAVE ONE MORE CHANCE

[prime compass]

nope

[alpine raft]

you fall and hit your teeth on the ground

[west path]

,ROLL 20 LIFT UP THE WEAPON AND REMOVE HIS HEAD IN A SWIFT MOTION

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 6

[alpine raft]

let me roll for damage

,roll 6

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 5

[alpine raft]

fuckin hell

[prime compass]

,roll 20 stand. .

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 16

[vital latch]

"Woah, mate I simply try to stop you from comiting murder. Now allow me to leave." I walk over to belemin, aim to escort him out, but as he falls over I decide to just straight up leave.

[west path]

@alpine raft one more opportunity?

[hollow garden]

It says in the article that it's hormone sensitive so there is effective treatment for it

[prime compass]

this is unfair nuh uh

[rose forge]

oh neat

[hollow garden]

Biden is a good man

[alpine raft]

you stand

[rose forge]

Ehh
alright man at best

[prime compass]

And RUN

[west path]

@alpine raft dislodge the weapon and swing at belemin.

[frank latch]

on a separate note

South Korean doctors have made a break through in cancer treatment
potentially providing an alternative to chemotherapy

[west path]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 5

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 5

[prime compass]

Oh man

[west path]

"GODDAMIT! THE SHADOWS AID YOU!"

[hollow garden]

Really?

[rose forge]

yippee

[hollow garden]

what did they discover

[west path]

"BEGONE, WRETCH! LEAVE MY SIGHT!"

[prime compass]

"Sybau!"

[alpine raft]

benedict bangs his head on the ground again

[frank latch]

unverified

but

I think so

[alpine raft]

the sword is almost unlodged

[prime compass]

"Fine, fine....IM LEAVING"

[west path]

@alpine raft does this give me advantage

due to bloodlust

[prime compass]

,roll 20 leave

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 11

[alpine raft]

no

[rose forge]

The heck is going on anymore???
Cnch just watches on bewildered

[vital latch]

@alpine raft Leave and try to give both @prime compass and @rose forge a chance to follow me

[alpine raft]

you leave

[west path]

,roll 20 dislodge the weapon once more, and 'dislodge' belemins head from his shoulders.

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 6

[rose forge]

I follow to not deal with this chaos

[prime compass]

I...join

[west path]

DAMMIT

[mental marsh]

I roll for randomly attacking cosmic and hopefully killing him

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

croai

:game_die: You rolled 17

[alpine raft]

you leave

[hollow garden]

Why is nek ignoring me

He is evil

[mental marsh]

@alpine raft

[west path]

"THIS STUPID, STUPID AXE!"

[prime compass]

With cosmic!

[west path]

@alpine raft can i scream

[alpine raft]

you get the axe and the axe is now lodged in a fucking building due to slipping out your hand

[vital latch]

this is the most insane rpg of all time

[prime compass]

"I will see you in hell, my friend"

[alpine raft]

yes

[prime compass]

@vital latch WHERE are we going

[west path]

,roll 20 dislodge it

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 9

[balmy epoch]

explains everything

[alpine raft]

its still stuck

[west path]

"GODDAMN YOU WORLD!!!!!!!"

[vital latch]

@alpine raft Look for any hints on who this Bob character is!

[west path]

,roll 20 TRY ONCE MORE

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 1

[mental marsh]

@west path ignoring me 🥀

[alpine raft]

@vital latch roll for this bro

[west path]

goddayum

lmfao

@vital latch HELP MEEEEE

[alpine raft]

it breaks

[mental marsh]

Wait

[west path]

"ARGH!"

[prime compass]

@alpine raft
Where am I 💔

[west path]

nah

@prime compass square up we boxing

[alpine raft]

with cosmic

[mental marsh]

@alpine raft is this rpg a one time thing

[alpine raft]

nope

it shouldnt be

[prime compass]

Get away from me buddy

[west path]

@alpine raft go after the man who went out of the building and try to jump his ass

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 9

[prime compass]

You smell like shit

[west path]

GRAHH

[alpine raft]

what man

[west path]

belemin

[prime compass]

In a City?!

Or

[vital latch]

,roll 20 Weave the attack, dodging to the left I attempt to grab whatever projectile they threw at me and toss it away.
"I mean no harm towards you. Why do you attack me?"

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 19

[alpine raft]

this works miraculously

[vital latch]

the agility comes as quite the boon

[prime compass]

"I mean you no harm, sir"

[mental marsh]

Nekrop made me

I'm sorry

[prime compass]

"I am just a traveller". . .

[vital latch]

Am I doomed

[west path]

@prime compass continue my manic episode and try to square up

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 14

[alpine raft]

thats a lie

[alpine raft]

this doesnt work

[prime compass]

Just leave me alone broder 💔

[alpine raft]

he is too far away

[mental marsh]

Nah

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @alpine raft Attempt to cast a soothing spell on him so he exits this blind rage

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 11

[west path]

im chasing after him

[alpine raft]

yay

[vital latch]

or that

[mental marsh]

So what's happening

[west path]

,roll 20 overpower it with my fucking psychosis

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 16

[prime compass]

@alpine raft
Go to a doctor and treat my NOSE

[alpine raft]

GODAMNIT

[west path]

"YOU DAMNED WARLOCK! YOUR TRICKS WILL NOT WORK!"

[alpine raft]

its the 1400s are you sure?

[prime compass]

oh.nvm

[west path]

@alpine raft run after cosmic and try to slam into him

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 5

[vital latch]

,roll 20 Overpower it with a second soothing spell

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 11

[prime compass]

Clean my nose with..water

[west path]

(or her when referring to the character)

[mental marsh]

Free coke?

[west path]

,roll 20 manic episode gaming

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 16

[alpine raft]

you banged your head on the fucking ground

[west path]

SECOND 16 IN A ROW

[alpine raft]

godamn

,roll 6

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 2

[west path]

"NO MATTER! I CONTINUE!"

[prime compass]

@alpine raft
Start asking around for a..BOB

[vital latch]

"Man, calm down. I mean no harm-nobody here does."

[west path]

,roll 20 keep chasing

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 10

[rose forge]

,roll 20
@alpine raft
Cnch tired of this bullshit grabs a nearby thick stick and attempts to club @west path unconscious

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 16

[mental marsh]

@alpine raft can I help belemin cuz the mountain tibetian monks taught me medicine

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @west path Keep trying to cast soothing spells on this guy despite the fact it's probably quite taxing 😭

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 3

[west path]

"YOU WILL BE SLAIN, FOUL BEAST!"

[alpine raft]

yeah sure bro

roll

[west path]

,roll 20 overpower it with tankology

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 10

[alpine raft]

qevie is now unconscious

[west path]

@alpine raft does it work with my maxed out endurance

[rose forge]

les goooo

[mental marsh]

@prime compass ill help you 🙏

[prime compass]

Yay

[vital latch]

How are we going to get Qevie to join our party...

[mental marsh]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

croai

:game_die: You rolled 2

[west path]

MY MANICCC EPISODEEE

[alpine raft]

tankology is durability

[prime compass]

We dont

?

[mental marsh]

@prime compass you dead

[west path]

does it work with my maxed dura

[mental marsh]

Rip

[alpine raft]

@prime compass you are now bleeding out from your nose

[prime compass]

glup

[vital latch]

@alpine raft Do I have enough stamina to try healing Belemin

[alpine raft]

not enough

[west path]

,roll 20 reawaken with the power of tweaking

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 5

[west path]

man ts pmo

[alpine raft]

yeah

just roll

[vital latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 20

[alpine raft]

yay

[prime compass]

,roll 20 clean it with CLEAN water and..treat my noses

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 10

[vital latch]

Belemin I am your messiah

[alpine raft]

belemin is fully healed

[prime compass]

Cooked

Oh

[rose forge]

@alpine raft
Cnch pick ups @west path and brings it with him, trying to find some rope to restrain them so another episode won't happen

[prime compass]

Lol!

[west path]

I will slay the thief.

[mental marsh]

Honestly the 1400s would've giving you coke so

[prime compass]

nope

[alpine raft]

he finds some rope

[vital latch]

I think I missed something

[west path]

,roll 20 attempt to reawaken once more

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 3

[prime compass]

@alpine raft
Ask around for BOB

[rose forge]

am i successful with restraining

[west path]

man ts pmo

[alpine raft]

yes

[prime compass]

pmo

[west path]

GRAHH

[alpine raft]

bob is not here

[prime compass]

Where is he.. . . .

[rose forge]

tied up unconscious @west path aquired 🎉

[prime compass]

@west path WHERE IS BOB GODDAMIT

[alpine raft]

not fucking here he isnt

[west path]

,roll 20 waking up part two

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 15

[west path]

I RISE

[alpine raft]

you wake up tied up

[west path]

@alpine raft Immediately begin screaming for help upon realizing i'm tied up.

[prime compass]

Well then uh, find people to ROB

[west path]

"HELP ME! THIS BRIGAND HAS CAPTURED ME!"

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 19

[rose forge]

cnch talks to @vital latch
Where ya going?
And seems a bit annoyed from @west path trying to escape the rope

[alpine raft]

everyone ignores since you were literally attempting to kill a random guy

[rose forge]

,roll 20 conk @west path unconscious again @alpine raft

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 7

[west path]

is my character just a psychotic dwarf

[west path]

,roll 20 tankology

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 1

[alpine raft]

roll for this qevie

[west path]

damn

[rose forge]

L

[mental marsh]

You prob just schizo

[alpine raft]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-staring-at-sun-cute-dog-dog-closed-eyes-dog-staring-at-sunset-gif-10310895250239531072

[west path]

yea thats the point

hes meant to be psychotic

[vital latch]

"I just left home a few weeks ago, family wants me to bring greatness to them as another branch. Honestly not sure where to go for that though."

[alpine raft]

you are now uncon again

and at 1 hp

[west path]

@alpine raft when do i get to enter into a state of reason

[vital latch]

"Well, they made me left home-admitidly not sure I was ready but shucks."

[west path]

my manic episode is.. over

[rose forge]

Cnch just nods blankly not really getting it

[alpine raft]

finallly

when you wake up

[prime compass]

"I'm here to make money"

[alpine raft]

you guys notice stanislaw is heavily bleeding from his head

[west path]

also do i even speak the language here

[vital latch]

"Fair enough, so I suppose we all want to find out who this Bob character is?"

[alpine raft]

yeah

[west path]

i assume i wake up dizzy and disoriented af

[prime compass]

"Oh hey pal, you tried to KILL me!"

@west path @west path @west path

[alpine raft]

you dont wake up yet

[alpine raft]

he is knocked out

[west path]

oops

[rose forge]

While still carrying @west path attempt to tend to their wounds with any cloth I can find

[prime compass]

"As long as I get my fair share"

[vital latch]

,roll 20 Attempt to heal him if I have the stamina

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 18

[alpine raft]

yay

[prime compass]

woah

[alpine raft]

stanislaw is healed

[west path]

@alpine raft can my character be. just a rabid halfling

[mental marsh]

They will never know

[rose forge]

oh ok magic is coolllll

[west path]

its funny

it would be funny if he was a rabid halfling

[prime compass]

@alpine raft go to a.bar

[west path]

well not necessarily always rabid

just.. occassionally

[alpine raft]

you find a tavern

with a bulletin board for quests

[west path]

,roll 20 attempt to wake

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 10

[vital latch]

abra cadabra my rolls are astonishingly good right now babra

[alpine raft]

you awake

[prime compass]

Take one

[alpine raft]

you find one

that is slay a wolf pack for 20 silver

[mental marsh]

Where even are we

[west path]

"By the gods, where am I?" Stanisław whispers out, with a noticeably more... tactful tone.

[prime compass]

@vital latch help...

[alpine raft]

you would need help for this

as the wolf pack is around 4 wolves

[vital latch]

you see slight issue, while I may seem powerful on paper my character... doesn't know how to fight

[prime compass]

glup

[prime compass]

@west path can you kill them

The wolves..

[mental marsh]

Why tf would you add that tho

[prime compass]

Any other quests

[rose forge]

You feeling sensible now?

[prime compass]

More..profitable?

[alpine raft]

another says to find a lost noble

brb

[vital latch]

You see Pablo, when you're doing something like this you typically don't want to play as a perfect character

[prime compass]

"Hey broder, you tried to keel me"

[vital latch]

you want to play as a character with set boons and flaws

it makes things more interesting

[west path]

Noticing his restraint, Stanisław swiftly asks Cnch (the person carrying them)

"Why am I tied up? what occurred whilst I fell into dream?"

@rose forge

[alpine raft]

So the 2 quests are, wolf pack or lost noble

Wolf pack pays 30
Noble pays 35

[rose forge]

You tried to kill someone in blind rage and then proceeded to try to attack the person who stopped you

[prime compass]

Lets go for NOBLE

[rose forge]

Cnch unties you

[vital latch]

Read the details on the lost noble, this sounds like a good chance to gain some influence.

[mental marsh]

But host will just nerf you anyways if your strong the challenge gets harder

[alpine raft]

Who is going with belemin

[prime compass]

EVERYONE!

[vital latch]

but it's nerfs in boring ways

[alpine raft]

A prominent heir of a house.

[prime compass]

@vital latch @mental marsh @rose forge @west path
Come on people, lets find a lost noble

[west path]

"Days. It was one of those episodes. Forgive me."

Stanisław sticks the landing, quickly stretching his hands after feeling the newfound freedom.

"So, where exactly am I? Recent memories have been a blur."

[vital latch]

"I believe we should search for the lost noble... perhaps they know something about Bob."

[prime compass]

@alpine raft
Where has the noble last been seen!

[mental marsh]

I got a sick eagle so

[rose forge]

Currently with a buncha people I don't know one of them being a fancy looking woman

[alpine raft]

Around a castle outside of the city

[prime compass]

"What is it with that Bob fella and you"

[alpine raft]

Brb

Talk

[prime compass]

Head there.

[west path]

"So... what is this group?"

[mental marsh]

@alpine raft send my eagle in the sky to look for the noble

[rose forge]

Shrugs No clue but sounds like they setting out do find a lost noble?

[mental marsh]

Wdym fancy woman

[vital latch]

"He organised a scam, a scam which tried to target me. I wish to get to the bottom of it."

[prime compass]

"Scams...now I do those very well."

[rose forge]

@vital latch is a noble woman right?

[vital latch]

My character is a noble

[vital latch]

Yeah

[prime compass]

"I am a conman! My name is Fenton Morgan"

[mental marsh]

What if we sold cosmic and split the money

[rose forge]

What... is money?

[prime compass]

Money should not lie in the hands of one person

[vital latch]

Magical person coming from a house of magical teachings which makes her quite good at magical things

[prime compass]

It should be owned collectively by the people

[vital latch]

I guess belemin is a communist

[prime compass]

No i am a greedy capitalist

I am a.conman

[alpine raft]

ok gentlemen

and cosmic

[prime compass]

I exploit people for their money!

[mental marsh]

@alpine raft can I fly (tibetian monk trick)

[alpine raft]

no

you all arive at the castle

[mental marsh]

Yk eagle mountain people

[alpine raft]

spotting some human guards

[mental marsh]

But the tibetian monks...

[mental marsh]

Mug then

[prime compass]

"Hey there fellas"

Broder

Let me talk

[alpine raft]

"HEY THERE, WHO ARE YOU"

[prime compass]

"Just passing through. We heard of a lost noble round these parts."

[alpine raft]

they seem to be slavers from the looks of the castle

[alpine raft]

"What you looking to buy him?"

"Or are you the guy who delivers the ransom"

[mental marsh]

How much is he

[vital latch]

I walk closer, believing that I'm probably the only person here who looks noble enough to even get close to convincing them to let me through.
"My name is Istraina of house Novaida. I have been informed of a lost noble and wish to find him."

[alpine raft]

"20 gold"

[prime compass]

"Tell you what, you boys enjoy yourself something nice."
hands them some silver

[mental marsh]

Damm feel bad for bro

[mental marsh]

Cheap af

[west path]

@vital latch did i cook?

[vital latch]

guys, am I going to have to use my nepobaby ties to get them out of this

[alpine raft]

(20 gold is like 2 houses)

[prime compass]

glup

[west path]

"I see. On that note, have you seen a tanner here? I need new leathers to replace my boots soles."

[alpine raft]

"Oi, you trying to bribe us"

[vital latch]

Sounds accurate, the raging halfling lore lives on

[mental marsh]

Can I duplicate money (monk trick)

Atleast let me roll

[alpine raft]

dude

stop that shit

[west path]

broder what

[alpine raft]

@prime compass roll for deception

[west path]

why are you trying to exploit your way to the top

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 1

[rose forge]

Hmm... Not sure what a tanner is but pretty sure I haven't? Hadn't seen any leather stuff around.

[west path]

that sucks out the fun of the experience

[prime compass]

oh.

[vital latch]

So nek

how much silver do I have

[alpine raft]

0

[vital latch]

fuckkkk

[alpine raft]

3 gold

[vital latch]

does anyone here have 20 silver

I have an idea

[alpine raft]

buddy

[mental marsh]

What if we started to launder money

[alpine raft]

its not 20 silver

its 20 gold

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 14

[prime compass]

wow

[west path]

"They tan animal leathers, making them ready to be used for making clothing and such."

[prime compass]

@alpine raft so..what now

[alpine raft]

they tell you to fuck off

[vital latch]

If the coins look similar enough I can probably cast a masking spell to scam the shit out of them

[alpine raft]

maybe

roll

well

if you had the 20

[rose forge]

aight

[vital latch]

yeah that's the thing

gotta get the 20 first

[alpine raft]

wait

you have 10 silver

3 gold

[mental marsh]

@alpine raft
My character is charismatic so can i talk to the guards

[prime compass]

,roll 20 deception 2

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 15

[alpine raft]

orange has 5 silver

[west path]

@vital latch Stanisław yells whilst pointing at you.

"Ma'am! Do you happen to know where a Tanner is around these parts?"

[alpine raft]

you guys all together

have a total of at least 20 coins

[mental marsh]

Did we already finish them?

[alpine raft]

some gold some silver

[west path]

i got 2 silver

[prime compass]

Does.deception 2 work

[vital latch]

"I don't unfortunately, my knowledge on the area is slim-I haven't truly ventured it until quite recently."

[prime compass]

Or do you not count it

[alpine raft]

no

[west path]

@alpine raft is 2 silver enough to buy tanned leather to replace my shoes soles

[alpine raft]

it doesnt work

[west path]

🎎

[prime compass]

you stole this from ME

[alpine raft]

they already told you to fuck off

[prime compass]

💯💯

[alpine raft]

there are no tanners around

[prime compass]

ok..go to COSMIX

Cosmic

,

[west path]

guess ill make it myself once we set out into the wilds!

[alpine raft]

you guys could try the cosmic trick

[west path]

huntsmanship will prove useful!

[alpine raft]

@vital latch you could try the coin tricl

[mental marsh]

@alpine raft can I buy a doner kebab

[west path]

"I did? I apologize sir, may you have the silver back." @alpine raft Give him the silver back.

[alpine raft]

no

[alpine raft]

yay

he now has the 2 silver

[vital latch]

I don't think it's worth it if we need to use any gold at all.

[prime compass]

"You know, you almost killed me in a fit of rage."

[vital latch]

We only get 45 silver from it

[alpine raft]

35

[prime compass]

Guys let us SNEAK in

[alpine raft]

also

1 gold is 100 silver so

[mental marsh]

Dam I'm poor af

[vital latch]

I'll just try to do something... more on the nose

[prime compass]

Let us sneak

[mental marsh]

@alpine raft can I talk to the guards

[alpine raft]

yes

[prime compass]

Or have someone distract!

[alpine raft]

il let you

just come up with a plan and roll well

[west path]

"I did..? I, again, apologize. I have no ways to control those fits of rage. Nor do I think that I am capable of granting you compensation."

[mental marsh]

I'm charismatic btw says in my character thingy

[west path]

"Please, do let it be. I meant no wrong nor harm. It simply... happens."

[prime compass]

"It's all forgotten, now. Let us get this noble back. . . "

[vital latch]

,roll 20 "Ah, I understand you wish money for the noble. However I do not believe this is a good idea: you see I hear this noble has quite the family, and that family is likely to send soldiers after him. If I were you I would attempt to get out of this situation however possible as fast as possible-just my advise though."

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 16

[vital latch]

@alpine raft does the charisma charisma

[prime compass]

@alpine raft SNEAK into the castle while cosmic is talking

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 19

[west path]

I gesture towards @prime compass .

"What's she talking about?" I speak in a low whisper.

[prime compass]

"Follow me"

[alpine raft]

this works

[mental marsh]

Alright start making small talk with them and ask them about wife's kids etc then start complaining about stuff everyone has like taxes and shit

[alpine raft]

this doesnt

[mental marsh]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

croai

:game_die: You rolled 13

[west path]

"And... why, exactly?" I respond in a somewhat confused tone.

[alpine raft]

they were already distracted

[mental marsh]

Also complain about King

[prime compass]

"We are..rescuing a noble"

[alpine raft]

you are in the castle sneaking

[prime compass]

@alpine raft Start looking for the noble

[mental marsh]

Could you not have said the earlier

[rose forge]

Wait are we already at the castle? guh

[alpine raft]

you find some patrols

roll to evade them

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 19

[alpine raft]

you evade them

[prime compass]

Oh beautiful

[west path]

@alpine raft Follow after Belemin, using my experience with huntsmanship to remain low and undetectable.

[alpine raft]

and spot the noble

[alpine raft]

roll

[mental marsh]

@alpine raft so I got a eagle can I send him in the air

To search

[west path]

does this really need a roll

[mental marsh]

For the noble

[west path]

im literally a halfling 💔

[alpine raft]

we already found the noble

[prime compass]

"Hey there..let's get you outta here"

[alpine raft]

yeah

[mental marsh]

What

[west path]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 18

[west path]

is my huntsmanship stealth boost canon no

w

[alpine raft]

"Ewww, dont touch me you filthy little plebian"

[alpine raft]

you get in

qevie and belemin are with the noble

[prime compass]

"Oh you want me to leave you here, mister fancy pants?"

"You're lucky I got here"

[mental marsh]

Put him in a sack

[alpine raft]

"My father will pay you handsomely"

[prime compass]

"So let's get out'

[alpine raft]

fine

[mental marsh]

@prime compass it's a good idea

[alpine raft]

"untie me"

[prime compass]

@west path cause a SCENE

[rose forge]

I lost track of what's going on tbh)

[prime compass]

No

[prime compass]

UNTIE the noble

[alpine raft]

you untie him

let me just

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 7

[prime compass]

oh

[alpine raft]

ok yall are fine

[prime compass]

.

Ok!

[mental marsh]

Btw how big is my eagle

[alpine raft]

big enough

[mental marsh]

Can I ride it

[alpine raft]

no

[west path]

"Er... what kind of scene?"

[prime compass]

i need someone to create a scene

[alpine raft]

ok

[mental marsh]

I can

[alpine raft]

its you and qevie inside

[rose forge]

Cnch is just standing outside i guess?

[alpine raft]

pablo you are outside

[vital latch]

back

[alpine raft]

yeah

you could do sum

[prime compass]

"Bring all attention in the castle to you while me and mister noble sneak away, we'll meet you outside"

[west path]

@alpine raft Assuming i need to cause a racket...

Run out and begin screaming "RATS ARE EVERYWHERE! THE RATS ARE ON ME! HELP! HELP! GUARDS HELP ME!"

[mental marsh]

Randomly stab @rose forge @alpine raft
,roll 20

[west path]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 17

[mental marsh]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

croai

:game_die: You rolled 18

[prime compass]

,roll 20 escape the castle

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 18

[rose forge]

,roll 20 counter @mental marsh

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 3

[rose forge]

bruh

[mental marsh]

Ha

[vital latch]

With the information that they aren't interested known, shrug and make it seem like I'm wandering away... before I skedaddle back to the rest of the party once no longer being looked at

[alpine raft]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 17

[west path]

can this pablo guy stop trying to do team kills

[prime compass]

true

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh god smited you

[rose forge]

les gooo

[alpine raft]

you are unconscious for now

[prime compass]

@alpine raft this.

[mental marsh]

I got a 18 tho

[alpine raft]

yeah you and the noble are out

[mental marsh]

Rigged

[alpine raft]

yeah but its god

[alpine raft]

ok

[rose forge]

,roll 20 Smack @mental marsh with a makeshift club for good measure

[haughty inlet]

deathrobloxian

:game_die: You rolled 11

[alpine raft]

they are all distracted

[mental marsh]

Can I kill God?

[alpine raft]

he is really unconscious

[prime compass]

Regroup with the others a bit further away from the castle

[alpine raft]

dude

[rose forge]

🔥

[alpine raft]

I know this is kinda comedic

but take this a lil more serious brah

wait

[prime compass]

@alpine raft to the noble..
"So uh, you heard of a Bob?"

[alpine raft]

how does @west path get out

[prime compass]

idk.

[rose forge]

uhhh

[mental marsh]

You didt even let me kill someone so

[prime compass]

Do we have a horse

[alpine raft]

"Oh yeah, I gamble with his mob all the time"

no

[mental marsh]

,roll 20 WAKE UP

[haughty inlet]

croai

:game_die: You rolled 4

[mental marsh]

Bruh

[alpine raft]

yeah no

[west path]

attempt to appear like a guard hit with a bout of hallucinations and run out the castle

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 10

[west path]

does this work?

my racket was convincing

[alpine raft]

sure

[west path]

so maybe..

[mental marsh]

I'm gonna sleep irl

So

[prime compass]

"You know, he scammed someone I know very well. Maybe you could tell me where he is?"

[mental marsh]

Gn

[alpine raft]

"I dont know him personally but I know some of his men"

"But they are well armed"

[prime compass]

@vital latch b

[alpine raft]

"Too much for you to handle"

[rose forge]

@alpine raft confiscate @mental marsh's knife for now

[alpine raft]

its confiscated

[prime compass]

"Oh believe me, words can go a long way. Now let's get back to town"

[rose forge]

gn

[alpine raft]

you are back in town

[prime compass]

Ask the noble where bob's men are..

[alpine raft]

different town

[prime compass]

Name of town

[vital latch]

"Well you see, I believe him to be participating in acts I consider to be gravely unsavory. However that doesn't matter for now, I have been sent out from my house in order to bring fame to them in another branch-you seem to have some strings. Would you perhaps be able to help me?"

[rose forge]

Cnch carries Pablo back to town

[vital latch]

(Do I roll)

[alpine raft]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-mw2-cod-mw2ghost-cod-ghost-ghost-stare-stare-gif-27067874 names

[alpine raft]

yeah

[prime compass]

WHERE IS OUR MONEH!

[vital latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 16

[quick idol]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: You rolled 14

[alpine raft]

this works

[prime compass]

@west path are you.ok

[quick idol]

@alpine raft did it work

[alpine raft]

they are in

Gerendia

[prime compass]

Gerendia

[alpine raft]

town far away

would need horses

supplies

a lotta stuff

[prime compass]

Ask the noble for horses and supplies....BECAUSE we saved his life!

[alpine raft]

maybe some better equipment to fight their men

[prime compass]

oug boy

[alpine raft]

yeah no you get the 35 silver for that

[prime compass]

Ok. .

[rose forge]

Wait wha? Who we fighting?

[prime compass]

Bob.

[rose forge]

Who Bob?

[alpine raft]

hes bob

[prime compass]

A scammer

[alpine raft]

slaver too

[vital latch]

Alright, now to outlie the specifics...
"My name is Istraina Novaida, I hope that should you ever find a position for someone to fill. I shall be avaible, thank you." I regroup with the party.

[rose forge]

Oh ok

Bob don't sound so nice

[alpine raft]

the noble pays you and promptly fucks off

[prime compass]

@alpine raft
Go into the tavern and PICKPOCKET some people

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 14

[prime compass]

glup

[west path]

yes

[vital latch]

me and death are the only sane ones here ong

[prime compass]

We need to go to Gerendia, Comrade

[alpine raft]

you dont get anything but you dont get caught

you guys have 3 gold and 54 silver

thats basically 3 and a half gold

[prime compass]

Buy horses and supplies for the journey to Gerendia

[vital latch]

@alpine raft I decide that my next logical step is to perhaps take down this Bob. Should I be able to take out the syndicate he leads I should be able to take back significant fame and help the city along the way.

[rose forge]

👍

[alpine raft]

horse will be 50 silver each or 2 and a half gold for everyone
supplies will be 10 silver each or 50 silver total
But it is highly recommended you buy some more stuff

like some armour

and better equipment

[prime compass]

,roll armour, equipment, horses, supplies

[alpine raft]

armour would set each back 30 silver

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: armour

[prime compass]

First priority...armour

,roll equipment, horses, supplies

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: equipment

[prime compass]

1984

[alpine raft]

well

guess you guys should defo spend the rest of this session gathering money for all this

[prime compass]

,roll horses, supplies

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: horses

[prime compass]

To the bulletin Board we go

[rose forge]

Cnch does not know what money is, but goes around searching for ammo for his sling

[alpine raft]

you could buy the armour first and use it for the bulletin stuff

the armour for everyone would be around

1 and a half gold

[prime compass]

Sure..

Armour for everyone!

[alpine raft]

you guys spot an armour shop

[prime compass]

Attempt to bargain

[west path]

what is gerendia

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 18

[west path]

@alpine raft keep following after Belemin cause my ass is observing the drama again

[prime compass]

A City!

Bob's men are there

Evil..

[alpine raft]

you get the price down from one and a half to 1 gold

but cosmic is the one with most the money

[prime compass]

Thats a decent deal

[alpine raft]

maybe asking him first

[prime compass]

@vital latch money pls

[vital latch]

For what

[prime compass]

Armour

1 gold

[vital latch]

I think we should strategize this first

[rose forge]

Cnch not knowing what money is, is consequently broke af

[vital latch]

What type of armour does everyone want?

[prime compass]

I brought the price down btw

[prime compass]

Idk ask @alpine raft

[alpine raft]

there is average

good

[rose forge]

Anything light enough to run around in

[alpine raft]

and elite

elite you can afford

[vital latch]

@alpine raft Just buy everyone the armour they want if possible, I want light armour but preferably light armour that looks nice enough for people to tell at a glance I'm some form of nobility.

(Light armour because I don't want to be weighed down)

[prime compass]

I also want light armour

[alpine raft]

everyone has the armour they want

[terse pivot]

What are you guys doing

[alpine raft]

drugs

anyways

since most people left

session over

[vital latch]

Alright

[rose forge]

aw what

damn

[alpine raft]

It has been a very productive session

And this made me realise

[prime compass]

I nearly died

[alpine raft]

that i need to prepare more

[rose forge]

Welp i have nore sling ammo and light armor now ig

[vital latch]

I should probably buy a bunch of tiny little pebbles for my teleportation party trick

[frosty drum]

WHOS GONNA WIN YALL

[alpine raft]

knicks and wolves

[vital latch]

fun time, some detracting factors and lack of preparedness, but the main subtracting factor was pablos alienness in the situation 😭

[alpine raft]

not even a question

[alpine raft]

yeah ngl

I expected yall to understand that I wanted a more traditional dnd like stuff

[vital latch]

hard to do much when this guy was just trying to team kill the entire time

[rose forge]

it was too rapid lol

[vital latch]

also kinda true stuff moved quickly and sometimes couldn't make sense of shifts if I tabbed out

[alpine raft]

i want the knicks to win the league ngl

[gaunt patio]

Knicks got it

Fuck the pacers

[prime compass]

Knicks in 4 btw

[alpine raft]

knicks in 3

they are gonna win by so much

that they will celebrate the league by the 3rd game

[frosty drum]

Timberwolves

[alpine raft]

knock off mj can go fuck himself

[frosty drum]

Timberwolves

https://tenor.com/view/timberwolves-minnesota-timberwolves-go-timberwolves-gif-10080823283584726930

[prime compass]

Knicks in 5

[west path]

i need to cook with my character

[bold glade]

What is this

[prime compass]

please dont kill me

[silent smelt]

are we guessing your iq here?

[frosty drum]

Nba semi finals

[silent smelt]

Stop posting this fucking everywhere bro

Noneone gives a shit

[alpine raft]

isnt this the quarter

oh no

yeah

[frosty drum]

Conference finals

[wild mason]

Thunder BTA

[alpine raft]

those are semis

knicks in the finals

[wild mason]

knicks are good but so are pacers

[alpine raft]

pacers dont have the plot armour

[silent smelt]

Lakers will win

[frosty drum]

Timberwolves gonna win fr

[frosty drum]

Timberwolves beat the lakers

[prime compass]

Lakers in 8

[silent smelt]

I think the oilers will win next season

[prime compass]

This was AI

[alpine raft]

lakers in 10

[prime compass]

When will saudi arabia purchase NBA teams?

[silent smelt]

Either the oilers or panthers win next season

[prime compass]

Its getting boring without oil money..

[silent smelt]

The ducks fell off

[frosty drum]

Utah jazz vs Washington wizards next year fr

[wild mason]

bro the jazz aren't contenders for the next 30 years now that they barely got a draft pick

ofc my mavs got #1

[frosty drum]

This squirrel will win the finals next year

[alpine raft]

mavs with cooper flag

and ad

unstopabble

[wild mason]

and kyrie if he come back as good

[alpine raft]

kyrie is still on the mavs?

i thought the motherfucker retired

[wild mason]

yeah he tore his acl tho and he's out until like january

[alpine raft]

mf 33

how tf is kyrie only 33

ad 32

them mfs young

im used to football longevity

[prime compass]

khabib randleman vs ze pirat

[wild mason]

@frosty drum

[marsh lance]

Hii game room

[frosty drum]

Ik

[alpine raft]

yeah but they didnt have cooper flagg

and ad

and kyrie could come back

[wild mason]

yeah they had luka kyrie and some role players

[alpine raft]

mavs 2026

[frosty drum]

Timberwolves gonna win the finals frfr

[wild mason]

could be op unless it's like the suns where they're just a bum team with a stacked roster

[alpine raft]

die

[alpine raft]

its cooper flagg tho

[frosty drum]

Knicks gonna lose fr

[alpine raft]

die

knicks winning would be the greatest

NYC event in the world

[wild mason]

bro nyc would collapse

[alpine raft]

yeah

[wild mason]

it's like philly after the super bowl

[frosty drum]

2007 Giants vs Patriots:

[alpine raft]

they are defenitely sacrificing the entire new york nets team

[wild mason]

brooklyn nets

[alpine raft]

they are so irrelevant

I dont even know their name

[wild mason]

they had KD, kyrie, me and james harden on a team and they still got bounced

[frosty drum]

Chat is this Carrying?

[alpine raft]

bro tried sneaking in KD

[frosty drum]

@wild mason @alpine raft I tore through their aircraft

[marsh lance]

How we all doing

[frosty drum]

This summer

[alpine raft]

wolves fan

die

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft @marsh lance would yall play btw

[marsh lance]

Hell yes dude

[alpine raft]

didnt i pick a spot

already

[marsh lance]

I wanna be some pirates

[alpine raft]

yeah I already picked a spot

[marsh lance]

I’d spawn on the east asian continent as some sort of chinese pirates

[elder arch]

can i be the ocean

[west path]

@alpine raft join the guild of calamitous intent

we have a devious idea in mind

[elder arch]

can i flood the people who i don't like

PLEASE let me be the ocean

[alpine raft]

i have access to it

[frosty drum]

Im sending you to Venus

[west path]

@rose forge btw seeing as you made heat horde can't you transfer ownership of heat horde to somebody else without rokku's input (by asking clan managers) (im asking cause apparently theres some tension in there)

[rose forge]

You do realize there was a poll for wether or not rokku should step down right

and currently the answer to that poll be majority no

so rokku gonna stay leader unless they feel like passing it on

[west path]

yea i just wanna know the extent of the clan founders power

cuz theres stuff going on in heat horde and it collapsing would.. suck

[heady marsh]

Skillerz

[rose forge]

Well we do stuff like leadership change democratically in the clan atleast

tho co owners and leaders jus free game for whoever the leader of clan

[prime compass]

Total control over the state

[west path]

so far ive heard mostly negative things about Rokkus leadership over heat horde

[wild mason]

yeah because they're a cornball

[rose forge]

You were there during the discussion where atleast half the people were trolling -w-

[west path]

true

kicking matty felt like it was too far ngl

[frosty drum]

Hi

[frank latch]

OPEN FIRE

Qevie sprays their AK-47 into the crowd of orphans

[rose forge]

eh

some people were starting to get uncomfortable with it so rokku kicked at the reuqest of some clan member

[frosty drum]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frosty drum: seven AK-47s* You *Kevi are old.

[alpine raft]

nice

[frank latch]

anyone échecs?

[heady marsh]

Dum the Schlum of the wum

[hollow garden]

@frank latch

This is the first time I have a completely great game

[hollow garden]

Sure

[frank latch]

nice

[fathom hazel]

what is this

[ripe owl]

Hello Gameroom

[wild mason]

What did Marty do

[rose forge]

over exagerrated poltical drama in heat horde ig

[wild mason]

Irl or

[rose forge]

just fake politics

[wild mason]

Oj

[rose forge]

things got too heated ig

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: The fallen tree contains AK-47 assault rifles. The kiwi man

[balmy epoch]

deserved

[heady marsh]

Honey

[sullen pawn]

@balmy epoch when join arkinia

should i do a religions map

of arkinia

[waxen remnant]

Arkham?

[sullen pawn]

close

why is mint nic so ass

[brittle gust]

Insane

[hollow wasp]

No blunders? Nice one klez!

[stoic chasm]

#🌟royal-tavern message GROUP 60 FOTY

[alpine raft]

first mention of gold in game room btw

[coarse steppe]

@alpine raft

get over here

eoeojghgh fjucjke

fucjk

im

doing this shit again

[alpine raft]

yurr?

[coarse steppe]

choose a starting spot, you know the drill

[alpine raft]

Controlling ze trade routes

[coarse steppe]

dont start in beast-yeast btw

not yet

[coarse steppe]

ok let me check the uhhh

lore stuff

[alpine raft]

Is this fine

[coarse steppe]

to see what you can unify

@alpine raft you're not too far from parfaedia

so you get like magic n shit

let me draw the borders

[alpine raft]

I'm just going to control the trade routes

And become a trade empire

[coarse steppe]

i wont use solid borders btw

[alpine raft]

A lil to the left please fr

[coarse steppe]

nuh uh

do your actions

ill just

wait for people

[alpine raft]

Can I expand left and across the river

[coarse steppe]

yeah

also is it a bad time to mention that you started in the place

literally named "death swamp"

[alpine raft]

Shit

Ion give a fuck

Why it called that tho

[coarse steppe]

probably because its deathly

[alpine raft]

Vibes

What year is it

[coarse steppe]

like

mid 800s

theres not really a calendar so

[alpine raft]

Vibes

Are there ai nations?

[coarse steppe]

not that ive added yet

also most nations in crk lore got nuked out of the map by a war so

[alpine raft]

Then i can't deal shit

Ts Boring and i gtg to school

[coarse steppe]

man

ill just continue this later

[hollow garden]

Were you inspired by the avatar map?

[coarse steppe]

no

this is from a franchise called cookie run

[hollow garden]

Oh

[coarse steppe]

currently adding npc nations

oddly the map i got doesnt have the unknown continent

[prime compass]

@hollow garden namezkl

[coarse steppe]

ok done placing npc nations

[frosty drum]

https://youtu.be/y7-77jnZo_o?si=ulZ2qVC6XFm2tLRE

[frosty drum]

@sullen pawn

[frosty drum]

Cool

[sullen pawn]

Fucking finally

[frosty drum]

"To your vassals"

[frosty drum]

@coarse steppe btw this is gonna have a max tech limit

[coarse steppe]

probably

[marsh lance]

Good.. MORNING gameroom!!
Hi bow
Hi klez
Hi skilla
Hi garlice
Hi parader
Hello FATQU
Hi qevus!!
Hi belemint
Hi nekcrop
Hi qwas
Hi blumis
Hi deathbloxian
Hi venus
Hi everywannnn

[frosty drum]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frosty drum: Hanami, Mr. Malatie!! Rainbow thoughts, happy darling... happy hanami, darling, beyond the thoughts of hanami, my love, my FATQU, grown-ups, let's have it!! Welcome morning damei damei via Bloom damei damei Deathbloxan Venus damei haganup!

[coarse steppe]

wheres me

i have recently returned to gameroom

since i got paint.net

[prime compass]

Omg pat hi message is back