🎲game-room

[prime compass]

HELP ME

[west path]

i just lost my dawwg

[mental marsh]

D

[prime compass]

The evil german government is attacking me

[frosty drum]

Belemin is meta gaming

[mental marsh]

Am

[hollow wasp]

German civil war
Belemin is far right

[prime compass]

Hi im the AfD

[west path]

hes cooked

[hollow wasp]

Like lost or died

[frosty drum]

YOU ARE LITERALLY PLAYING AS THE FAR RIGHT

[mental marsh]

Fr I just came back

[west path]

not winning that lol

[west path]

its a song

[prime compass]

Yes

[west path]

and meme

[prime compass]

Wow

[frosty drum]

@west path HE WILL INVADE POLAND

[coarse steppe]

i wonder if anyone will hop in as the dutch

[hollow wasp]

Oh mb I thought it died lol

[mental marsh]

Btw I'm neutral

[prime compass]

I wont

This is slander

?

[west path]

im not helping him either way

he cant win this at all ❓

hes unpopular so he cant use guerilla warfare

[prime compass]

maybe

[coarse steppe]

germany got deepfried

[prime compass]

Its 2009 💔

The

The AfD wasnt even that popular

Anyway

[hollow wasp]

@coarse steppe accept friend request pls

[frank latch]

this is beautiful

[west path]

hi 2009 im dad

[coarse steppe]

i should spring up another revolution

for shits and giggles

[prime compass]

No

[coarse steppe]

ANOTHER 500 ROLL!!!!

lets see if skillerz is even more cooked

@frosty drum hey buddy

guess what

[mental marsh]

@coarse steppe yo am I dealing with the Portuguese

[coarse steppe]

yeah

[mental marsh]

Bros cooked

[coarse steppe]

512

skillerz is so unluck yman

[mental marsh]

Cool don't oppress them too much

[hollow wasp]

I think u should do the rolls here for fairness

[frosty drum]

@coarse steppe I'm becoming russia instead

[coarse steppe]

i didnt alter this btw

[coarse steppe]

you cant just bail bro

[frosty drum]

IM BEING TARGETED

[coarse steppe]

you have a decent enough chance

[echo prairie]

Alright

[coarse steppe]

gng the cdu revolt isnt even that big

[frosty drum]

IM NOT FUCKING PLAYING ANYMORE MWS IF I HAVE TO FIGHT BELEMIN EVERY FUCKING TIME

[hollow wasp]

@coarse steppe group chat btw

[coarse steppe]

wait is this ong

[echo prairie]

@coarse steppe so let's change some things

How much of my army can I send

[prime compass]

When is it everytime

[coarse steppe]

like 2-3 brigades

[prime compass]

!?

[prime compass]

Send them to me!

pls

[west path]

@prime compass how cooked.

[echo prairie]

I send 3 of my best mechanized Brigades to help skillerz@coarse steppe

[prime compass]

They gonna napoleon this

[prime compass]

oh

Oh...

[frosty drum]

Finally

[prime compass]

Fuck it we ball

Wir werden siegen!

[rose cape]

,roll 1020

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: You rolled 538

[coarse steppe]

its all going down

[frank latch]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 21

[prime compass]

Who is the blu

Is it czech

[hollow bobcat]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

mr_._lalo

:game_die: You rolled 715

[coarse steppe]

CDU

[prime compass]

Or bavaria

[frank latch]

[prime compass]

Oh..

Evil!

[coarse steppe]

STOP FUCKING ROLLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[hollow bobcat]

Thanks yobbo.

[coarse steppe]

anywho

continuing

[frank latch]

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 249

[coarse steppe]

if skillerz is quitting to be russia

[coarse steppe]

does germany just

collapse

[frosty drum]

Im becoming russia

[coarse steppe]

@frank latch you can make a comeback trust

[mental marsh]

,roll 500000

[haughty inlet]

croai

:game_die: You rolled 464743

[coarse steppe]

ok im gonna roll for the german collapse

if it rolls over 1000

then its on

[mental marsh]

Dam

[coarse steppe]

,roll 1020

[haughty inlet]

boreas2_

:game_die: You rolled 75

[coarse steppe]

alright

[mental marsh]

Lmao

[coarse steppe]

germany regains like

a lot of stability

on what they still control

@prime compass you can continue

[prime compass]

ok

[hollow wasp]

@coarse steppe continue to fight belemin as a terrorist group

[coarse steppe]

rolling for the assassination of belemin

you know the drill

,roll 2020

[haughty inlet]

boreas2_

:game_die: You rolled 1285

[coarse steppe]

didnt roll over 2000

@hollow wasp your assassins get caught and beheaded

one of them makes it out though

(they also make it out with intel)

[hollow wasp]

Continue to invade belemin along with any sympathetic German movements

[hollow wasp]

Send in DM’s

[prime compass]

Paris will burn inshallah

[coarse steppe]

more revolts are springing up

[frosty drum]

@coarse steppe OK so how is russia

[prime compass]

Russia is collapsing

[coarse steppe]

its over for skillerz

[coarse steppe]

stable

[hollow wasp]

@coarse steppe DM’s

[coarse steppe]

steadily recovering

from the soviet union

[hollow wasp]

Who are those guys

[prime compass]

Why are we attacking the dutch

[coarse steppe]

@frosty drum the german govt takes refuge in paris

[coarse steppe]

hold on

let me fix it up

[prime compass]

We can only afford so many enemies

[coarse steppe]

massive dutch comeback

they side with the afd btw

final stand from the german army

thats

a lot of d100s

hold on

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

boreas2_

:game_die: You rolled 707

[coarse steppe]

ok so

@prime compass they manage to defend berlin

[hollow wasp]

@coarse steppe dms

[coarse steppe]

but the defensive line is only gonna last so long

[prime compass]

Well lets just.do constant daily attacks to deplete morale and ressources

[coarse steppe]

shame

[prime compass]

This is killing millions

[coarse steppe]

dawg went from "we gotta do this strategically"

to

[frosty drum]

You would kill millions more

[coarse steppe]

"NUKE THEM ALL!!!!!!"

[hollow wasp]

@prime compass die

[hollow wasp]

I started losing bro

[prime compass]

nope

[coarse steppe]

another d1000 for the defense of berlin

,roll 1000

[haughty inlet]

boreas2_

:game_die: You rolled 558

[prime compass]

wow

[coarse steppe]

yeah no they're cooked

[prime compass]

ok

[coarse steppe]

@frosty drum its over bro

[hollow wasp]

Just fuckin ignored me ok

[prime compass]

Berlin has fallen!

[prime compass]

Are you gonna nuke berlin

[frosty drum]

Why are you pinging me?
Im russia

[hollow wasp]

“All Afd controlled cities”

[frosty drum]

@coarse steppe also who's currently leading the government

[prime compass]

As of now, Berlin is under AfD control

[hollow wasp]

Exactly

[prime compass]

gulp

This would kill

MILLIONS

[hollow wasp]

Shame it’s not more

[prime compass]

@west path help me france is nuking german cities

[prime compass]

"You deserved it"

[coarse steppe]

@prime compass how will germany be split

since the cdu exists

[hollow wasp]

Nuke all German cities
All of them

[prime compass]

WHAT

[coarse steppe]

hard frp

nuh uh

[hollow wasp]

“Nuh uh”

Tf

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-its-beautiful-gif-14598256

[hollow wasp]

Bro

[coarse steppe]

no nuking

just

no

[prime compass]

Well we want ALL german land, the dutch can keep their part

[coarse steppe]

also thatd cause a nuclear apocalypse

[hollow wasp]

Bro tf this is bullshit

[coarse steppe]

if you quite literally nuked

[hollow wasp]

Worth it

[coarse steppe]

ALL of germany

[frosty drum]

Reminder far right parties were banned in Germany after ww2
And yet they were allowed to return

[hollow wasp]

Just the cities

[coarse steppe]

yes because the afd exists irl dumbass

[prime compass]

Banning a far right party sadly does not solve the problem

This has been the case

[hollow wasp]

@coarse steppe why exactly have you handicapped France’s military power

[coarse steppe]

no i havent???

yall just

did not do shit

but occupy saarland

[prime compass]

@hollow wasp you can have saarland

Just leave US alone

Brb

[frosty drum]

@coarse steppe Imma focus on civilian Industry

[hollow wasp]

These are the top countries with nukes. Yes you have

[frosty drum]

@echo prairie wanna ally fr

[coarse steppe]

i just

dont allow nukes

especially when you want to glass the entirety of germany

[hollow wasp]

For no reason other than “Nuh uh”

Bro I have nukes

[coarse steppe]

@prime compass belemin

[hollow wasp]

It’s a thing k have

[coarse steppe]

can you please explain

[prime compass]

Hi

[coarse steppe]

to this absolute fool

why nukes arent allowed in mws

[hollow wasp]

This is just bullshit

You’re an extremely biased host

[prime compass]

Nukes would just.ruin the fun

[coarse steppe]

this is for everyone

not just you

[prime compass]

If it is in the most dire situations then sure

[hollow wasp]

Other mws have nukes. Manneva did

[prime compass]

Because manneva's end was supposed to be nuclear mayhem

I think

[west path]

i dont care

[hollow wasp]

Doesn’t change the fact it’s host bias. You literally tried to stop me invading the Benelux for no reason too

[coarse steppe]

because i was trying to not make everyone

[prime compass]

Why do nukes ruin mws?

[west path]

manneva was rehosted to include nukes

alien

[coarse steppe]

immediately expand all over europe

[hollow wasp]

And based Belemins success on a roll, not on any actions

[coarse steppe]

yes thats

[hollow wasp]

Before immediately making him stronger

[coarse steppe]

usually how i do stuff like this

[hollow wasp]

And adding more rebellions to help for the hell of it

[coarse steppe]

first of all

skillerz had already quit

second of all

they were just cooked

[hollow wasp]

You also did boost belemin while he was there

[hollow wasp]

Secondly that doesn’t matter

[coarse steppe]

i thought that i didnt give him enough stuff

[hollow wasp]

He’s a rebellion of a less popular political party, he shouldn’t have enough stuff

[coarse steppe]

can we just continue the damn mapwar its not like this will have some

drastic turn

im getting tired

[hollow wasp]

This is pure bullshit

Bye everyone

[coarse steppe]

im at a loss

[prime compass]

@coarse steppe
Purge the enemies of the state.

[coarse steppe]

this is like that one video

of the guy raging over chelsea losing

[mental marsh]

Who won

[hollow wasp]

Did the ref continuously make things easier for the other team quite obviously? If so maybe it was justified

[coarse steppe]

skillerz kinda just

got cooked

[mental marsh]

How's portugal

[coarse steppe]

literally nothing happens

[mental marsh]

Nice

[mental marsh]

Btw is this mw a one time thing

[coarse steppe]

probably

ill try to make a better map soon enough

[mental marsh]

Alright invade Albania

[coarse steppe]

arent you spain

[heady marsh]

orange

[mental marsh]

Ye

[coarse steppe]

are we deadass

i should go get a better map now

[mental marsh]

Yes

[coarse steppe]

ill end this

[mental marsh]

Rigged

[echo prairie]

when is it my turn

[coarse steppe]

we ended it

im making a new map

also new mapwar

[frosty drum]

Cool

[coarse steppe]

itll have two maps btw

but thatll be

a bit later on

[frosty drum]

@coarse steppe do you wanna see a map i made for a massive summer mw

[coarse steppe]

yeah

[frosty drum]

@coarse steppe Loragyor

[coarse steppe]

cool

also

the map will be like

on extremely small scale

i kinda wanna do smth like twbtiw

hmm

ill probably have to crudely stitch two maps together

[frosty drum]

@coarse steppe I should not allow People to spawn on small islands frfr...

[coarse steppe]

this map will be big btw

probably my magnum opus

[frosty drum]

Loragyor took me a month to make

[coarse steppe]

the problem will be

[coarse steppe]

that it'll be hard to see the nations

plus, I'll need

like

more than 30 people

just for the first continent

[frosty drum]

@coarse steppe how much people do you think I'll need for this mw to work

[coarse steppe]

at the very least 20

because holy shit that's a big map

[dull wing]

Me when rame goom

[frosty drum]

I need at least another host to help me with it

[coarse steppe]

I should start working

[dull wing]

Ey Skillerz

[coarse steppe]

I won't do a terrain map but

[frosty drum]

Hi

[coarse steppe]

most of it will be arid

@frosty drum how many continents do I add

[frosty drum]

18

6 large
12 small

[frosty drum]

@coarse steppe along with smaller islands

[coarse steppe]

ill do smth like this

[rose cape]

@wild mason

[coarse steppe]

ill work my way out from the rim

[frosty drum]

@coarse steppe so Norse mythology mw?

[coarse steppe]

this is just

5000 crackhead conspiracy theories

crammed into one map

so no

i wont just carbon copy twbtiw

but i wont disclose what ill do just now

so far i only have like

the dead center of the map

and a segment of the rim

[frosty drum]

@coarse steppe do you want to name one of the Continents?

The only rule is you can't name it after yourself

[balmy epoch]

that’s irl btw

the government doesn’t want you to know

[frosty drum]

@balmy epoch and you

[coarse steppe]

Apisia

[frosty drum]

Even if you aren't doing this map as a mw
It's still peak looking

[frosty drum]

PEAK

[coarse steppe]

brief sneak

on gng this mapwar is gonna be amazing

[hollow wasp]

I’m in btw

[coarse steppe]

maybe

[coarse steppe]

maybe

i can start like

a pre-mw

with the dead center

though id need to uhhh

do some shit

(especially with connections)

thisll be my magnum opus so i cant fumble

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp Wanna name a continent?

[west path]

when are you hosting this.

[frosty drum]

This summer

[west path]

also please do not prename the continents

let players name them

[coarse steppe]

@frosty drum any ideas

there was a piece of land that looked like clone high jfk but you guys will never see it

[frosty drum]

Different Realms
Cut off from rest of world
But
Can be traveled to through gates

[west path]

to make it more dynamic

[coarse steppe]

this is gonna be painful to fill

[frosty drum]

@west path The pre named names are only placeholders
Official Names will be when players name it during the mw

[coarse steppe]

so why put them there

[frosty drum]

The names are for me remembering which region the player is in

[coarse steppe]

im already nearly done with the dead center

also thisll be one of like

4 mapwars

thisll be some sorta worldbuilding project thingimajig

[frosty drum]

@coarse steppe for example your name for the major continent helps me pinpoint where the player is

[coarse steppe]

there'll be 4 layers

the first mw will be the first layer

[frosty drum]

@west path

[coarse steppe]

(itll also have the most noticeable rim and will have the most favorable conditions)

(the conditions will become harsher and maps will become bigger on different mws)

[frosty drum]

@coarse steppe how big were you planning on making this mw?

[coarse steppe]

bigger than any of them could fathom

itll be my magnum opus

[frosty drum]

Similar to Loragyor in size?

[coarse steppe]

probably

a big bigger though

since therell be more than one map

[coarse steppe]

there'll be at least uuhhh...

9 maps

[coarse steppe]

all being segments of a greater thingimajig

actually hold on

[frosty drum]

The 9 realms...

[coarse steppe]

there'll be like

approximately 17 maps

[frosty drum]

@coarse steppe Europe mw be like

[coarse steppe]

all being south, north, west and east sections of the outer 3 layers

[coarse steppe]

the first mw will only have one map constituting it

but god DAMN will this thing be big

[frosty drum]

@coarse steppe I suggest having co hosts for a mw this large

[coarse steppe]

you're hired

[frosty drum]

Will you co host loragyor

[coarse steppe]

@prime compass I humbly seek your employment

[coarse steppe]

probably

hmm what should I name this spectacular project

[frosty drum]

Project Odinson

[coarse steppe]

I call it project odin, rhymes with boreas

(I'll probably keep this as a placeholder name for now)

[frank latch]

may I?

[frosty drum]

Sure

[frank latch]

yey

Vesania

[frosty drum]

Alright
That's the east Asia of the mw btw

[marsh lance]

Skillerz mw.. is coming.. out?

[frosty drum]

Yes
In the summer

[marsh lance]

This may be peak

Ping me when it does

[mental marsh]

Who hosts this

[frosty drum]

Me

@mental marsh

[mental marsh]

When

[frosty drum]

Summer

[mental marsh]

Cool

[west path]

i will create many evil henchmen to stop you, mr vogal

I will rally evil armies to dominate every corner of the world

[mental marsh]

Should I host a meme rpg rn

[alpine raft]

what you should do is

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1373320244164300903 play my rpg

[mental marsh]

I don't have my pc

[alpine raft]

make a character

[mental marsh]

Ohh

[alpine raft]

@frosty drum you too

[mental marsh]

@vital latch @west path ?

[west path]

cant attend!

doing stuff for school applications

[mental marsh]

Ok

[frosty drum]

Currently moving

@alpine raft

[alpine raft]

still?

ok

[frosty drum]

...
Yeah
Im still moving
Just began the move yesterday

[tropic sail]

ough

[prime compass]

@tropic sail noxxx

[frosty drum]

Thought you said Doxx for a second

[alpine raft]

@west path when are you free

[hollow wasp]

Insmór

[frosty drum]

Where

[hollow wasp]

The one in the top right

[sullen pawn]

hey this style looks familiar

[frosty drum]

Wdym

[west path]

idk

[alpine raft]

is that

a eta 1 hour

will you be freed in 45 minutes

[west path]

idk

[heady marsh]

Gta5 story feels really goofy and dated

[frosty drum]

Ok

[alpine raft]

it was made 12 years ago dumbass

if it wasnt dated

it would be a fucking miracle

[west path]

no its goated

[alpine raft]

this isnt even a question

[alpine raft]

I'd argue gta and rdr arent the same genre

[balmy epoch]

rdr3 :

[alpine raft]

and are not able to be compared

[balmy epoch]

rockstar might make a new ip after gta 6

[frosty drum]

Ngl
Gta6 is gonna be criticized no matter how good it is

Because it's so Anticipated

[alpine raft]

yeah

[balmy epoch]

crime game vs western game

[alpine raft]

the expectations are so astronomical

[alpine raft]

rdr is story

gta is a more superficial fun

[balmy epoch]

yea

rdr2 is more methodical

[alpine raft]

I love both

[balmy epoch]

apparently they’re remastering gta 4

goated

[alpine raft]

hope its a remake not a remaster but meh

I only played a bit

on my cracked ps3

[balmy epoch]

i mean what is there to remake

[frosty drum]

We need a cyberpunk gta game

[balmy epoch]

really it only needs a remaster

[rose cape]

they thought they were bethesda

[alpine raft]

gta 4 came out in 2008

[balmy epoch]

cyberpunk 2077

you can shoot people

[alpine raft]

cyberpunk 2077 is an rpg

[rose cape]

you can do this irl but they dont call it cyberpunk 2025 🤔

[alpine raft]

not a gtalike

I mean

[balmy epoch]

remakes are far more rebuilding remaster is just updating graphics, fixed bugs, and all that

[alpine raft]

the overall lack of competition that gta has

is insane

[balmy epoch]

i feel like gta 4 is already good enough where it only needs a modern skin

like with oblivion

[frosty drum]

Imagine Star wars gta type game (not outlaws)

[alpine raft]

I think so

could work

[balmy epoch]

outlaws is a 6.5/10 ngl

[alpine raft]

its just I got ptsd from tlou 1 remaster

it just change slightly

and was still shitty graphics

[balmy epoch]

well that’s naughty dog

[alpine raft]

naughty dog

does

[balmy epoch]

they’ve been shit since uncharted 4

[alpine raft]

game-remaster-game-remake-remaster

[heady marsh]

No it feels a little cringe in some places

[balmy epoch]

not even any gameplay changes

[alpine raft]

yeah

the remaster for tlou was just so uncalled for

[alpine raft]

its a 12 yo satirical game

[balmy epoch]

they remaster a fucking 2020 game but not the first 3 uncharted games

[alpine raft]

yeah

[balmy epoch]

the 2nd one

[alpine raft]

yeah

the first one is meh

acceptable

the remake for the first one was absolutely a godsend

but the second remaster

useless

[rose cape]

didnt it just release

[frosty drum]

@balmy epoch @alpine raft @west path imagine total war star wars

[rose cape]

tlou2

[alpine raft]

in 2020

5 years ago but

the graphics just havent improved enough

[rose cape]

ts does not need a remaster

[balmy epoch]

yea

[balmy epoch]

one of the best looking games is from 2018

after 2015 graphics have only improved so much

[alpine raft]

wait

they made the tlou remaster

a year after launch

no way

holy shit

a year after launch

they made a fucking remaster

[balmy epoch]

their new singleplayer game is gonna be shit too

ain’t no one buying to play as that bald ass mf

[balmy epoch]

they’ll pull through

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft

[balmy epoch]

bethesda on the other hand

[frosty drum]

Elder scrolls
And fallout 5

[frank latch]

@rose cape thoughts?

[rose cape]

this will be brzykna in 2006

[frosty drum]

@frank latch e

[balmy epoch]

if es6 sucks

they’re done

[frosty drum]

Imagine Rockstar buys Fallout

[balmy epoch]

fallout 4 was mid
76 was bad
starfield was ass

[frosty drum]

Fallout 4 wasn't mid

[balmy epoch]

they might have lost their capabilities

[balmy epoch]

from everything i’ve heard it’s a downgrade from all the games before it

fallout 3 remake is gonna be insane

hopefully it’s good like oblivion

[frosty drum]

It's like the prequel trilogy of star wars

[balmy epoch]

then we get new vegas and morrowind

they should be rebuilt tbh

make new vegas larger

[frosty drum]

@balmy epoch 76 made fallout 4 look good

[balmy epoch]

true

[frosty drum]

And arguably fallout 4 was good
Its gameplay was good

[alpine raft]

new vegas was the best fallout

and I will die on that hill

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft @balmy epoch

[alpine raft]

cyberpunk is fixxed

[wraith quarry]

biggest disappointment was KSP2 because it crashed before it even started

i wish it got the love it wanted

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-funny-cat-angry-cat-middle-finger-fuck-you-gif-5502387

[alpine raft]

@vital latch @west path @rose forge @mental marsh

[vital latch]

🐰

[vital latch]

the only one of these I give much of a crap about is cyberpunk

which honestly

cyberpunk is pretty good

[alpine raft]

Stanislaw wakes up with a heavy feeling that someone has stolen from him, and its the local investor robbert @west path

[frosty drum]

Stanley parable rpg?

[alpine raft]

Istraina remembers her investments with robbert and that it should be today that she gets her money back @vital latch

[alpine raft]

what

[rose forge]

wuh

[alpine raft]

(session)

(im hosting rn)

(je was bored)

[rose forge]

oki

[alpine raft]

you walk down the street spotting robbert running into his shop with some gold in his hands

[rose forge]

...
Cnch just stares there for a bit and heads inside cause curious

[alpine raft]

robbert spots cnch

[west path]

i took the wook to poland

[alpine raft]

"Oh hello there sport"

[rose forge]

"Hi?"

[vital latch]

I begin looking for Robbert for the sake of getting this investment back!

[alpine raft]

"What brings you to Robbert's investment miracle shop?"

[alpine raft]

you head to his shop

[rose forge]

Just curious
Cnch says looking around curiously

[vital latch]

I open the door and walk over to Robbert
"Boo!"
"I'm here for the return on investment I had been promised."

[alpine raft]

"Well, we make all kinds of investments. Making you rich is our job" said jolly

[alpine raft]

caught off guard "Well uhhh, there have been some problems" you also spot a person that looks like they came from the woods

[alpine raft]

@west path

[vital latch]

I smile at the other odd man and look back at Robbert beggining to chuckle. "So when can I expect it?"

[west path]

i rise

hello my sunshines

[alpine raft]

"Uhh, well the problem is. The invesment was lost, ya hear"

"Your money is lost"

[rose forge]

Ello!

[west path]

"Goddamit, again? I swear, once I catch him, he's gone."

[alpine raft]

you know where his shop is

[west path]

@alpine raft leave my apartment with all my gear in tow, and go to the thiefs shop.

[alpine raft]

you get in and spot a rugged wild person and what looks like a noble Lady

[vital latch]

"Mhm, so do you have any collateral I could take instead?" I seem a little bit upset and angry

[alpine raft]

"Oh no, all our investments provide risk. Thats just the way the world works"

[rose forge]

Cnch just sits there watching all this drama go on
I have no clue what any of this means...

[alpine raft]

"If I provided cash for you, I.. I would be poor" said nearly laughing

(miswrote ignore)

[alpine raft]

@west path and the thief robbert

[frank latch]

FRANCE

IT'S COMING

RUN

[rose forge]

?

[alpine raft]

@vital latch

[rose cape]

NO

[hollow garden]

@alpine raft "I require purchasing some goods" shows groceries list

"can you please gib?"

[alpine raft]

(you havent even made a character bro)

[frank latch]

ooh
nekcrop rpg

[alpine raft]

https://discord.com/channels/522561390330904585/1373320244164300903 template pinned here

[hollow garden]

"I'm just an npc man"

"I'm no main character"

[echo prairie]

no

[hollow garden]

"I only want to buy groceries for my wife"

[alpine raft]

robbert says "This isnt a grocery store bubba, thats down the road"

[west path]

sorry i was uhh

dealing wtih the beef again.

[hollow garden]

"what do you mean? If you keep acting like this I will call the manager sir"

[west path]

jump his ass i will pack him up

[alpine raft]

roll 20 for me

[west path]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 6

[west path]

oh my failure of a jumping

actually this is lore accurate stanislaw jumping proficiency

his ass too stupid for allat

[alpine raft]

you slip on the table and hit your foot

,roll 6

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 5

[west path]

Dawg.

[alpine raft]

interesting

[west path]

wow.

[alpine raft]

you live

dw

[prime compass]

,roll 20 murder qevie

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 19

[rose forge]

lmao

[prime compass]

@alpine raft does it work

[west path]

,roll 20 tankology

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 2

[west path]

WOW

my main stat fails me

ts pmo

i should have done 4 on my health stat

[prime compass]

i hacked your stats

?

[alpine raft]

you are not a player

make a character

[prime compass]

But if I was

[alpine raft]

3 is max lil bro

[alpine raft]

it would

but you arent

[hollow garden]

@prime compass come to suzerain server person of Bludish descent

[west path]

I ESCAPE THE WHIMS OF FATE AGAIN

[alpine raft]

robbert yells "YOU DONT WANT TO DO THIS"

[prime compass]

What is it

[hollow garden]

"Sir give me the groceries"

[west path]

"YES I DO, YOU DAMNED THIEF!"

[alpine raft]

"MAH BOSS WILL BE ANGRY BOUT THIS"

[west path]

"HAND OVER THE THINGS YOU STOLE!"

[alpine raft]

"I dont even know who youse are"

[hollow garden]

"PLEASE GIVE THE GROCERIES"

[vital latch]

"I was not told this prior to investment, you left your contract unkno- WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE NOW?"

[alpine raft]

"Leave me alone boah"

[vital latch]

(Sorry I had to do smth)

[west path]

"NAY, YOU DAMNED THIEF!"

[prime compass]

@hollow garden bludish president..

[west path]

,roll 20 jump his ass.

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 11

[rose forge]

Cnch just watches this observing

[prime compass]

DISGRACEFUL!

[west path]

HA

[hollow garden]

" @west path Leave him alone baka"

[alpine raft]

robbert is pinned on the ground under you

[hollow garden]

I wish

[west path]

nope

hes getting packed up

[alpine raft]

he attempts to punch your gut to get freed

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 16

[west path]

Wow.

the rat.

[alpine raft]

gimme a roll for tanking

[west path]

,roll 20 tankology

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 12

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 1

[prime compass]

gulp

[alpine raft]

he escapes but you have a chance to grab his foot

@west path do you do that

[west path]

yes

i will MURDER him.

[alpine raft]

roll 20 for me

@rose forge @vital latch do any of you intervene?

[west path]

,roll 20 grab his foot and slice and dice

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 16

[west path]

🎎

[alpine raft]

,roll 20 he attempts to kick you in the face to get you to drop him

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 12

[rose forge]

mah

[alpine raft]

he fails

[west path]

HE STOLE MY GODDAMN PROPERTY

I HOPE YOU BOYS KNOW THIS

OR ELSE WE'LL HAVE A GODDAMNED PROBLEM

[alpine raft]

you manage to take his foot off with your sword

[vital latch]

I attempt to walk back and just watch the fight unfold, I admitidly support the angry one more then the scammer-yet I don't wish to intervene.

[alpine raft]

he is now writhing in pain on the floor yelling

"MY BOSS GON GET ALL OF YOUSE"

"HELP ME PLEASE"

"HELP ME OR MY BOSS'L GET YOU"

he is almost bleeding out

[rose forge]

Cnch looks on in concern but can't really do anything about it

[alpine raft]

"DAMN YOU INGRATES"

robbert the goblin dies

do you check his body?

[prime compass]

Toss him in a fire

[alpine raft]

@rose forge @vital latch @west path

[hollow garden]

Everyday

I eat grass

But then I vomig

[vital latch]

Nah someone else can, but start taking shit from the store. Just enough that it would have covered the amount of money he owes me.

[west path]

YES

I LOVE LOOTING CORPSES!!!

ok i need to get into character

[west path]

"Goddamned thieving pig."

[rose forge]

Yes loot it

[west path]

"Probably one of the demon's allies, for all I know."

[alpine raft]

Hey Bob, Its Rob.
I send this letter to talk about my contribution, I feel its too high. But your protection is something I need.
Anyways I hope my children are safe in your care.
More importantly too, outside of business you have been my friend for a long time and I feel I want to retire from the business. I feel its too dangerous, I feel slavery and torture could be bad karma for me.
Send Regards to the family.
You find this letter

[frank latch]

@alpine raft cast revivify on robbert the goblin (I'm a necromancer, trust)

[alpine raft]

(cosmic coulda saved robbert but he didnt)

[mental marsh]

That's crazy

Kill @frank latch

[frank latch]

@alpine raft "you coward" stabs cosmic in the throat

[mental marsh]

Wtf is happening 🙏

[frank latch]

Idk

[alpine raft]

you also find this @west path
Invoice for Bob:
Earnings:
Slaves Sold: 300 silver
Swindling investments: 4 gold
Robbing: 50 silver

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 18

[frank latch]

I'm not even in the rpg

so

[prime compass]

glup

Quite a cunning move, my friend

Glad I ain't that guy

[mental marsh]

I am

[alpine raft]

@west path @vital latch @rose forge

[prime compass]

@frank latch im sorry i need to shoot you 18 times now

[mental marsh]

@alpine raft where am i

[alpine raft]

you see all this happen from across the street

[frank latch]

,roll 20 no

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 1

[frank latch]

[prime compass]

ez

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 6

[mental marsh]

Grab some snacks and watch

Idk wtf is happening

[rose forge]

aight

wait what now

[west path]

"Damned thief. Got what was coming."

[alpine raft]

someone got murdered

[mental marsh]

Bob?

[west path]

take it all

buy back the things that were stolen

[frank latch]

ROBBERT THE GOBLIN DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/cuddles-htf-waving-happy-tree-friends-bunny-gif-25055824

[alpine raft]

its not here

[vital latch]

he swindled me

[alpine raft]

that was just an invoice

[vital latch]

I couldn't save them

[mental marsh]

Wait who's playing

[west path]

Well. time to track Bob

i'll have his head on a pole

[mental marsh]

@alpine raft can I just meet up with the group

[alpine raft]

that invoice was a lot of money, like Bob is a very big evil criminal

[alpine raft]

you are across the street from them

you can do that

[mental marsh]

Cool meet up with them

[west path]

@vital latch "Ma'am! Do you happen to know a man called Bob?"

[alpine raft]

the party spots a guy with an eagle

[prime compass]

"Bob...He robbed me"

[mental marsh]

Double headed

[west path]

"And do you uhh.. see the shadows, too?"

[alpine raft]

Stanislaw now remembers

[vital latch]

"I have not heard of a Bob no..."

[vital latch]

"Shadows?" ( @alpine raft do I?)

[frank latch]

girnae

[alpine raft]

Rob was not the one who robbed him, stanislaw just didnt have any money at all. But that would be embarassing to admit at this stage

[alpine raft]

(nope)

[alpine raft]

@west path

[mental marsh]

Condem france

[alpine raft]

and it would be way more profitable to just go after Bob anyways

[mental marsh]

Btw arnt we like super trained warriros

Why are we do a investigation

[alpine raft]

what no

[mental marsh]

About a random dude named bob

[balmy epoch]

now it’s dead

always ksp1 is good

[wraith quarry]

yes

but

i wish KSP2 at least got finished

[vital latch]

We should figure this out

[west path]

"The goddamned shadows stole my coins!"

[frank latch]

when are they gonna finish city skylines 2

[west path]

@alpine raft Ask around for somebody called Bob

[mental marsh]

Bro doesn't know I am the shadows

[alpine raft]

someone says "Be careful boy, that goddamned goblin more danger than ye think"

[mental marsh]

Arnt goblins like 4ft

[vital latch]

Ok

[frank latch]

so is Fish

but

[vital latch]

I'm finally able to lock in

I think

[frank latch]

he can still shoot you in the head

[vital latch]

@alpine raft Search my surroundings, try to get a grasp on the other guys that sit around me!

[rose forge]

Cnch the lives in a forest lookin man waves at ya

[west path]

"I care not. He's a thief, and i'll make him pay."

[hollow garden]

@frank latch opinion on how RFK is severely restricting the covid vaccine

[rose forge]

bruh

[hollow garden]

Ain't no way you have that guy as your health minister 🥀

[rose forge]

didn't man say don't listen to my advice

[alpine raft]

you see stanislaw is damn near maniacal

and you also see

[rose forge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-deEeSNSN0

[alpine raft]

@prime compass fenton Morgan

[rose forge]

why can't this man die of old age already damn it

[hollow garden]

Why are people paranoid of vaccines anyway?

[prime compass]

Look for people to ROB

[hollow garden]

This is like one of the stupidest conspiracies

[rose forge]

cause very badly done study propagated the myth that it causes autism

[vital latch]

I wave back and go near him, he seems trust worthy enough, at-least by the standards of those around me.

[alpine raft]

you see no people to rob

[rose forge]

It's all their fault and the stupidity of Americans

[prime compass]

look for people to SCAM

[vital latch]

I look at @west path "You alright?"

[rose forge]

What's going on anyhow?

[prime compass]

I am a conman..

[alpine raft]

you see a maniacal @west path

[hollow garden]

The inept guy who made it did it to promote his own MMR vaccine

Didn't he get his medical license revoked

[prime compass]

"Hello there..sir"
@west path

[vital latch]

From the looks of it, this guy just killed the person who swindled me.

[west path]

"WHO ARE YOU!? ARE YOU BOB!?"

[rose forge]

yes
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Wakefield
fuck this man

[west path]

"The shadows. They creep closer. This smells of their stench."

[prime compass]

"I don't know no bob, mister. Easy now, whats your name?"

[rose forge]

Oh. That sucks. But what you gonna do about it now?

[balmy epoch]

look what happened to cosmic

[west path]

"Why should I tell you?"

[hollow garden]

what 👽

[balmy epoch]

they gave him 70 vaccines

[elder arch]

whats happening

an rpg?

[prime compass]

"Can't a feller show some kindness 'round these parts?"

[alpine raft]

my rpg

[hollow garden]

Damn

[alpine raft]

the players are interacting now

[rose forge]

yes

[rose forge]

overdosed 😔

[elder arch]

already??

[vital latch]

I've been over vaccinated

[elder arch]

crazy

[hollow garden]

@alpine raft how is my character doing

[alpine raft]

he got shot

dead

[hollow garden]

isn't that a bit dangerous?

Or is it not

[prime compass]

@hollow garden where are YOU

[rose forge]

dead

[alpine raft]

he isnt

[vital latch]

Eh idk maybe I haven't actually, I only have the bare minimum vaccines because of an extreme fear of needles

[prime compass]

lol!

[alpine raft]

anyways

are yall gonna talk some more or nah

[prime compass]

@west path
"Now sir, how about we all calm down..and look for this Bob fella."

[prime compass]

Im try

[vital latch]

"Uh huh, the shadows." I look back to @rose forge "I'm just taking stuff from the building to recoup the losses honestly."

[west path]

"Get. Away from me."

[prime compass]

"I ain't gon rob you. I'm just a traveller who is ready to help"

"Pls money"

[rose forge]

Oh alright.
Cnch starts looking around to see what he can loot as well @alpine raft

[alpine raft]

he finds a tavern poster

[west path]

@alpine raft punch him.

[hollow garden]

@alpine raft my character

[west path]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 20

[hollow garden]

How is it doing

[west path]

like straight up sucker punch

[hollow garden]

Pls answer

[alpine raft]

oh

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 17

[prime compass]

glup

@west path you are an evil being.

[hollow garden]

@prime compass enable your gf mode and nag nek to let me join

[prime compass]

nope

Pay me

[wraith quarry]

@hollow garden hi klez

[west path]

did i wallop belemin

[alpine raft]

uh

hes on the ground

[alpine raft]

what was this for

dodge or tank?

[prime compass]

Dodge

[alpine raft]

yeah you get hit

fenton is on the ground with a bloody nose

[prime compass]

@west path
"You are a...special kind of man, sir. Best of luck to you"

@alpine raft leave this mentally ill Person alone

[alpine raft]

stanislaw standing over him

[alpine raft]

you are on the ground

[hollow garden]

hiii fish

[alpine raft]

bleeding

[hollow garden]

How are you

[alpine raft]

@west path what do you do

[wraith quarry]

good

actually

[prime compass]

Go to...doctor!

[west path]

Steal his shit

[wraith quarry]

it's so nice to not just live the same day i've had for the last 2 years

[alpine raft]

you steal 2 silver

[vital latch]

@alpine raft Keep taking shit from the store, try finding anything with money!

[west path]

"WAIT. SO YOU WERE THE THIEF!"

[hollow garden]

You went out and had fun today?

[west path]

@prime compass "YOU WILL FACE JUDGMENT FOR YOUR SINS!"

[prime compass]

"I ain't nö thief budey"

[west path]

@alpine raft prepare to behead belemin

[alpine raft]

you find 3 gold

[prime compass]

"I can explain!! Wait"

[alpine raft]

which is like 300 silver

[west path]

🤑

[alpine raft]

or a fuckton of money

[vital latch]

Pocket the money, I think my losses have been recouped.

[alpine raft]

roll for me

[west path]

im preparing to behead him

not beheading him

[alpine raft]

ok

[prime compass]

this is.unfair

[alpine raft]

I said roll didnt I?

did you roll

[hollow garden]

@alpine raft my karatker

How is it doing

[west path]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 18

[vital latch]

(This is the funniest shit)

[west path]

I rolled.

[hollow garden]

this is rigged

[prime compass]

,roll 20 run

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 11

[west path]

"Wretched demon! You must perish!"

[prime compass]

True

[alpine raft]

yeah that dont work benedict

[prime compass]

I just got here

[west path]

@alpine raft kill his ass

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: You rolled 17

[alpine raft]

bel

roll

[prime compass]

Nek

[alpine raft]

I said roll

[prime compass]

This is no fair nuh uh

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 3

[rose forge]

nice

[west path]

"Damned thieves! ALL OF YOU!"

[frank latch]

@west path rip

[alpine raft]

lawd