🎲game-room

[mental marsh]

no this is a mini session

[brisk pebble]

I wanna invade wuz guo tho

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
Monica Rayne

[brisk pebble]

Oh alr then

[hollow garden]

A tier

She is a solid woman

[prime compass]

Real

@hollow garden
Nia Morgna

[hollow garden]

That is the correct meme

[prime compass]

Or something

[hollow garden]

Glory to Syrlstiya

[hollow garden]

S tier

She is a goat

She wants democracy

[prime compass]

Nia is MID

D tier

[frank latch]

can you give me your flag

[hollow garden]

And is against corruption and authoritanism

[frank latch]

I can't find it when I search for it

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
Paskal, Minister of Healthcare

[hollow garden]

YOUR mid

[frank latch]

cus Sylstaria has been spelled so many different ways

[prime compass]

Shut up blud

[prime compass]

A tier

[frank latch]

what's with the cropped top

[hollow garden]

😔 ✊

[prime compass]

Ladt 4

Last 4

@hollow garden
Petr

Oh i forgot franc

Franc is C

[mental marsh]

kalrad doesnt have a flag

sadly

[alpine raft]

30 minutes pablo

In class rn

[mental marsh]

mf i am hosting

[prime compass]

Me if klez is alive

[alpine raft]

Ik

[mental marsh]

mini session

[alpine raft]

Il be here in 30

[brisk pebble]

Idrc if everyone sees my warplans here tbh

[mental marsh]

there is no session

[alpine raft]

Ok?

[mental marsh]

its a small countyr

no one cares about

[brisk pebble]

Yea i cant be bothered to keep it secret

[mental marsh]

mind explainh it abit

[prime compass]

@hollow garden

[brisk pebble]

I navade along the river with a minor force invading north of the main invasion force

[mental marsh]

@hollow garden ?

[burnt wren]

This mf is the legendariest commander I've ever had

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh just expand rifle production

[brisk pebble]

The crossed lines are defensive positions

[mental marsh]

ok

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh are you hosting a map war right now?

[mental marsh]

kinda

[brisk pebble]

Yea he is, a mini one he said

[burnt wren]

Ini mini miny moo

[burnt wren]

Gimme the map

[brisk pebble]

I invade heiwan along the river with a minor force advancing north of the river

[burnt wren]

@alpine raft sup

[alpine raft]

Muslim cat left?

[alpine raft]

Sup

[brisk pebble]

@hollow garden you gon join the war on nah?

[burnt wren]

How's it going

[mental marsh]

alright klez is dead

so

[burnt wren]

Aight let mr see

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh

[brisk pebble]

Eh, ill take all of heiwan then, how hard can it be?

[burnt wren]

Give me the raxania republic

[brisk pebble]

You mean rozvania?

[burnt wren]

I guess

[mental marsh]

@brisk pebble you manage to take this

[prime compass]

@hollow garden tierlist

[mental marsh]

horrrible pick

they are hated by everyone

[burnt wren]

Why

[burnt wren]

Bruh

[brisk pebble]

Mm, i just keep going until i cut heiwan in 2

[burnt wren]

Then gecabadia

Imma play as gecabadia

@mental marsh

[mental marsh]

that doesnt even exist

where did you get it from

[frank latch]

cella biao
cella biao
cella biao
biao
biao
biao

[mental marsh]

heres the updated map

[burnt wren]

Bro

[mental marsh]

also charcters are allowed

[mental marsh]

look at the updated map

[burnt wren]

Imma he the king of gecabadia

[frank latch]

is this real?

[mental marsh]

mf

[burnt wren]

Hehehehe

[burnt wren]

Where's the updated map

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh make muslim cat an npc

[mental marsh]

@burnt wren where do you see gecbadia here

[alpine raft]

He gone

[mental marsh]

no hes not?

[mental marsh]

@floral lynx

[mental marsh]

k

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh how about beylik

[alpine raft]

Tf

[brisk pebble]

Is there no major city or smt?

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh imma play as beylik

[mental marsh]

you manage to take these but now stalemated

[mental marsh]

i was getting to that

[brisk pebble]

@mental marsh yk what, i offer any heiwanese to surrender to keep their titles

[mental marsh]

how is bro picking everything thats not good

but sure

you can pick them

[alpine raft]

@brisk pebble you got islands?

[mental marsh]

none do

[brisk pebble]

Nope

[alpine raft]

Sad

I wanted one

[burnt wren]

Imma turn them into a good nation

[frank latch]

LONG LIVE TERROE!
LONG LIVE THE HALATIAN REPUBLIK!
LONG LIVE THE FREE WORLD!

[mental marsh]

@brisk pebble siege of haianjina or smth i dont remember

[floral lynx]

Hello

[brisk pebble]

Wher map

[floral lynx]

What is happening

[alpine raft]

I want an island

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh this will be the flag

[alpine raft]

And il come back to country

[brisk pebble]

Im invading soem stupid tiny country

[floral lynx]

Not me right

[frank latch]

@hollow garden ches?

[floral lynx]

Why

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh I need an status check for my nation
Economic
Military
Nation

[alpine raft]

@floral lynx i want that island in exchange to coming back to your country

[mental marsh]

ok one sec

[brisk pebble]

Im on the other side of the continent bro 😭

[mental marsh]

cool

[alpine raft]

Headquarters

[floral lynx]

That is kinda hard you know

[alpine raft]

Not really

[brisk pebble]

Howd that even work

[alpine raft]

I will pay as much as i can for it too

[brisk pebble]

Does it become ganj land or smt

[alpine raft]

Id own the island

[alpine raft]

My land

[mental marsh]

the seige of haianjiswal

[brisk pebble]

Im renaming that city after this

[frank latch]

how do you pronounce this

[burnt wren]

What's the time setting?
Medieval
Modern
Ancient times

[floral lynx]

But if you I promised me to make more than 50% of worker from my country

[mental marsh]

1722

[brisk pebble]

I aint calling that fucking thing "haianjiwan"

[frank latch]

Haiwan

[burnt wren]

Aight

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh

[mental marsh]

@burnt wren Beylik of Aykutluyut
Population: ~6 million
Exports: Horses, silks, spices
Government: Beylik

Aykutluyut is ruled by a Bey, an elected leader from the warrior class. The Bey’s rule is based on respect and military prowess, as the land is known for its fine horses, luxury silks, and spices. While the Bey holds significant power, decisions are often made in consultation with local chieftains. The kingdom is focused on expanding trade routes and maintaining its strong military, which keeps its borders secure.

[frank latch]

or Hainan

[alpine raft]

All workers of factories in your country will be from your country

[rose cape]

taiwan 😱

[mental marsh]

the haiwan city already exist

[mental marsh]

you playing or

[floral lynx]

Ok i will give it too you

[rose cape]

yeah where are my toops rn

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh

[mental marsh]

kicked out rn

[frosty drum]

Hi

[burnt wren]

Stop exporting horses and use them as a natural military resource
I need an list of things that I can export

[rose cape]

no battle is goated

[alpine raft]

I take him off the ban, move my HQ to that island and start making factories in his lands @mental marsh

[rose cape]

cant believe they used space lasers

[floral lynx]

@mental marsh Are there iron mines to me? And where

[mental marsh]

??

what

[alpine raft]

I dont mine iron

[frosty drum]

@mental marsh how's my nation doing

[alpine raft]

I make weapons

[rose cape]

as in there was no battle 👽

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh

[floral lynx]

So what

[mental marsh]

good nothings happening

[alpine raft]

Ok then

[mental marsh]

you have the worlds first commie btw @frosty drum

[frank latch]

Milk Spring 👽

[frosty drum]

Let's build Mines near the mountains
And farms in the Arable area
@mental marsh

[brisk pebble]

The red dots are cannons, the blue boxes represent 10% of my army each

[frank latch]

wth

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh

[floral lynx]

@mental marsh

[mental marsh]

i mean there navy is horrible rn

you did smth

[rose cape]

yeah but they kicked my troops with no battle

[mental marsh]

you have too much horses

[mental marsh]

nah they fought you just werent online

to do your war

[mental marsh]

anyway wana continue?

[rose cape]

you… didnt ping me about their arrival?

[burnt wren]

Stop exporting them for now
Form an big Cavalry force
Start stabilizing the economy
Amd start exporting different things that we have (except horses)

[mental marsh]

i think i did

[brisk pebble]

@mental marsh i bombard the pure living shit of red and grey gate

[rose cape]

you pinged me about me getting pushed out 🤫

[mental marsh]

horses in 1700s 🥀

[frosty drum]

@mental marsh

[rose cape]

???

[mental marsh]

your people think your allways half asleep or smth

[burnt wren]

They had Cavalry all the way till 1850

[mental marsh]

they were used but like

[frosty drum]

What does this mean 👽

[burnt wren]

Also I will be using it for my new tactic

[rose cape]

@mental marsh anyway just move a naval force to their capital and bombard it with cannons until they surrender

[mental marsh]

youve been doing nothing

[burnt wren]

Anyways
How's my economy doing

[floral lynx]

@brisk pebble i wanna to build a the biggest University in the world

[frosty drum]

Because every fucking session you hosted has been at 5 am my time

[mental marsh]

brb

[frosty drum]

Until now

[mental marsh]

to catch up

[brisk pebble]

Ok?

[mental marsh]

for some reason @rose cape wants to start with the capital city

idk why

[frosty drum]

And I'm only here because it's lunch at school

[rose cape]

fast war be like:

destroyed 80% of their navy be like:

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh how's my economy doing

[mental marsh]

good

[rose cape]

they probably should have surrendered atp but whatever

[high tartan]

@mental marsh Put me in Coach!

[frosty drum]

@mental marsh well I'm doing something rn

[brisk pebble]

Bruh did you forget abt the heiwan war or smt

[brittle gust]

WHERE IS THE MINECRAFT SERVER XHAT

What

[rose cape]

ill just turn their capital into rubble

[brittle gust]

No

This is the end

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh u hosting rn?

[brittle gust]

Guh

[rose cape]

xiphos left

[mental marsh]

@rose cape

[alpine raft]

Who wants an embassy on my island

[high tartan]

I wanna Host so badly.

[mental marsh]

yes

[brittle gust]

What the fuck is happening to this server

[alpine raft]

Pablo is hosting

[burnt wren]

Imma start new industrial complexes and make weapons
Also start mining iron and gold and make a shit ton of gunpowder

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren do you want an embassy on my island?

[floral lynx]

Sorry i bing you by mistake build when i build it can i build a branch in your country

[brittle gust]

Whoa what is this

[alpine raft]

@brisk pebble you too?

[brittle gust]

:0

[high tartan]

Rebr Invasion watch by the time ITS 2026 I gurantee that Most of us Here will leave the Server.

[burnt wren]

Sure why not
We can start trading

[floral lynx]

@mental marsh

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh look for resources in my puppet states

[alpine raft]

Im a company

[high tartan]

Can I Join pwease?

[mental marsh]

https://watabou.github.io/city-generator/

[brittle gust]

I was already about to leave the app until #🧟dead-zone became a thing

[high tartan]

Mein need map war!

[burnt wren]

Great
Imma use your sponsorship fr

[frank latch]

TPMC has lasted longer

HA

[mental marsh]

silver iron and gold

and bronze

[alpine raft]

Im gonna make a factory and sell weapons to you okay @burnt wren

[frank latch]

that's a win for us ngl

[high tartan]

What?

[brittle gust]

Yeah I know that

BUT IS THAT A CITY MW OMGGG

CAN I JOIN!!!???

[hollow wasp]

Ooohhhh start mining the gold and silver

[high tartan]

@brittle gust wait your Qwas?

[burnt wren]

That's great
We have a deal

[brittle gust]

Yes

[high tartan]

Wheres the Dolphin man at?

[mental marsh]

no its not a city mw

[brisk pebble]

Oh, go ahead

[brittle gust]

Why wouldn't I be

[hollow wasp]

It’s in ur name too

[frosty drum]

@mental marsh

[brittle gust]

What is it
Can I join

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh

[floral lynx]

Thanks

[brisk pebble]

Sure

[rose cape]

@mental marsh establish a blockade and bombard the city in this order:

Primary targets in yellow
Secondary in red
Tertiary in blue
Final in black

[high tartan]

You Look Like the Dolphin when IT was a potato.

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh

[brittle gust]

It's meant to look similar so

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch

[mental marsh]

i use the website to make the cities heres the map

[brittle gust]

Goal fulfilled?

[mental marsh]

why are weapons made out of gold

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren @brisk pebble tell pablo you wanna send an embassy to me

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh start mining gold and silver in the vassal states

[burnt wren]

No gold is for my economy
Irons is for weapon and industry

[high tartan]

@mental marsh can I Join?

[rose cape]

i think he might be mining gold to buy weapons with

[high tartan]

Please?

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh

[floral lynx]

@mental marsh i wanna to build a big university and i will build a branch in mopius country

[brittle gust]

Can I be Ashepia

[high tartan]

Are yall Just bombing cities rn?

[vital latch]

whats popping

@high tartan a

[rose cape]

@mental marsh after 7 days of bombardment, demand their vassalage, and do so every 7 days until they fold. Make this demand public, so the citizenry know that the bombardment can end

[alpine raft]

I got an island

[mental marsh]

they evacute the city and the part near the sea ,while canons shoot your ships

[brittle gust]

I wanna use flamethrowers for some reason

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh

[brisk pebble]

I bombard their stupid gates

[high tartan]

Cosmic!

[vital latch]

based

[rose cape]

destroy the cannons lol

[brisk pebble]

@mental marsh

[vital latch]

hey rim how have you been

[high tartan]

Pretty good.

[vital latch]

very nice

[mental marsh]

yk its not as simple

[rose cape]

it actually is!

[mental marsh]

there coming from diffrent directions

YUI

[hollow wasp]

Guy wanted to find “the dolphin” only one possibility there mr potato

[burnt wren]

Hoe much I'm making on mining

[floral lynx]

@mental marsh

[rose cape]

it’s a good thing that i have many ships which can fire in many different directions

[high tartan]

You were right about the bandage solution Thing my Internet streak lasted a good 19 days.

[brittle gust]

Wait nvm I can't join I gotta go @mental marsh

[mental marsh]

its ok you can also be a charcter

[vital latch]

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh how much I'm making on mining

[hollow wasp]

[brisk pebble]

Ill do that after im done with heiwan first

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh

[vital latch]

yeah, I still think the best way you could cut down on internet use if you still wanna do that is probably to go gradually
Haven't seen you around so much though, so maybe it's working?

[hollow wasp]

You got an island?

[mental marsh]

after 7 days of bombaratment youve desotyred some of the canons but yk there are still shooting while the city has been evacuated

[high tartan]

Nah I know roam the caverns of YouTube shorts.

Death scrolling.

[frosty drum]

@mental marsh build Mines, Farms, And Make improvements to Education.

[mental marsh]

the economy has been going up due to it

[alpine raft]

Yup

[hollow wasp]

Nice, where is it?

[rose cape]

just… send more ships to destroy what remains of the cannons and then of the city

[alpine raft]

Near the center

[floral lynx]

I gave it to him

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh

[hollow wasp]

Aren’t u the one he disagreed with most?

[alpine raft]

@hollow wasp send an embassy

[hollow wasp]

Got a map?

[burnt wren]

Okay @mental marsh
Start making guns
Gunpowder and ammo
Also include cannons and train Cavalry forces

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh can we make a little embassy on nekrop’s island?

[mental marsh]

alright the area gets populated with people trying to mine gold and silver

[hollow wasp]

Gold rush moment

[vital latch]

truly the worst timeline... I don't know what to suggest there not smth I've had to deal with myself

[floral lynx]

Yup

[mental marsh]

your guns are low quality

[hollow wasp]

Lol

[brisk pebble]

@mental marsh update on the siege of heiwans capital?

[floral lynx]

@mental marsh

[burnt wren]

Hmmmm
Can I improve them?

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren dude i make guns, il sell to you

[mental marsh]

there is no benifts but ok

[alpine raft]

My guns are elite

[burnt wren]

Fr?

[hollow wasp]

He wanted it 🤷‍♂️

[alpine raft]

YES

[frosty drum]

I'm waiting

[burnt wren]

Hell yeah

[hollow wasp]

Stay waiting

[mental marsh]

buy from @alpine raft or improve them yourself

[mental marsh]

ping me

[frosty drum]

I PINGED YOU 3 TIMES

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh i make a weapons and cannon factory in john rpg and sell him guns

[brisk pebble]

Same 😭

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh okay buy a shit ton of guns for my army from neck and stablish an embassy in his island

[brisk pebble]

Pablo is suffering from success

[mental marsh]

no bc hes too far away however you do have a uni tho

[burnt wren]

Imma pay you a Hella big money fr

[alpine raft]

Im making a gc of the embassy people

[mental marsh]

0r make facotry there

[floral lynx]

@mental marsh i wanna to excavation of sources

[frosty drum]

@mental marsh

[high tartan]

Alright, thanks for the help mate.

[burnt wren]

@alpine raft

[frosty drum]

@mental marsh ping number 2

[alpine raft]

Im making a factory there

[floral lynx]

Oh real but i still wanna to build a branch there

[alpine raft]

In his country

[mental marsh]

this works kinda you get more minerals and foods less of a problem

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh look for interesting plants and animals in my vassal states

[mental marsh]

pretty normal stuff

nothing too crazy

[burnt wren]

@alpine raft wanna start an joint corporation in my country as well?

[hollow wasp]

Nothing interesting?

[alpine raft]

@brisk pebble friend me so i can add you to the island assembly

[brisk pebble]

Alr

[alpine raft]

No, im making a factory there already

[mental marsh]

nope

[hollow wasp]

Awww
Anything… profitable?

[brisk pebble]

How is the siege of heiwans capital going @mental marsh

[mental marsh]

other then silver and gold?

[mental marsh]

that wasnt the capital

[hollow wasp]

Like animals or plants. Anything I can make money with

[mental marsh]

nope

sell there meats back home

[mental marsh]

ping me to your actions

i got overwhelmed

[burnt wren]

Okay

[hollow wasp]

Ok
What’s the land like in my vassals?

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh @alpine raft
We will start making siege weapons

[frosty drum]

@mental marsh Now let's begin trying to make Factories for general stuff and people getting money and us materials
As well as Making sure workers are somewhat safe

[brisk pebble]

Dw, all i did was bomb some gates @mental marsh

[mental marsh]

alright since you focused on one gate only people escaped in midnight through the other gates

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh Also sell weapons to @hollow wasp 's vassal states

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh two things
What’s the land like in my vassals?
Also pls make nekrop the main supplier to the armies of my vassals

[mental marsh]

cant rn theyre still tired from war

[alpine raft]

oh ok

[mental marsh]

its good

nothing too bad

[mental marsh]

the gates are broken

btw

[brisk pebble]

Alr

[mental marsh]

tea break brb

[floral lynx]

@mental marsh i wanna to build Ship Factory

[hollow wasp]

Set up large scale cattle breeding in my vassals (also cereal crops to feed them) and ensure to keep a pedigree so they can be sold for more

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh How expensive is it to make a wall around most of my island and a big port for trade

[frosty drum]

@mental marsh remember this

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh

[alpine raft]

wait

let pablo tea

let her have tea

[hollow wasp]

They should be allowed to roam on pastures not kept in cages btw

[mental marsh]

alright industry is making new jobs and helping the economy grow

[hollow wasp]

Didn’t see that mb

[floral lynx]

Do you think of starting a war or something

[mental marsh]

@alpine raft is not rich enough to make his own

[frosty drum]

I gtg in like 8 minutes now

[alpine raft]

well last time i was unprepared someone tried to raid me

[alpine raft]

yeah

also im worldwide

are you sure im not rich enough

[mental marsh]

14% of you whole income

[burnt wren]

Hmmmm
Can I make that I my own country?

[alpine raft]

thats not that much

income is yearly

[burnt wren]

Do I have an navy?

[floral lynx]

I think this person give you an island for free

[alpine raft]

my profit margin should be like 15% so it should cover it

[alpine raft]

I came back to the country

[floral lynx]

He is kinda cute

[alpine raft]

but fine

[mental marsh]

small but you dont need it much

[hollow wasp]

Lol

[brisk pebble]

@mental marsh i launch the main attack through the broken gates while sending a small number of soldiers and engineers to sneak in through the other gates

[floral lynx]

Oh why 🙂

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh this btw

[burnt wren]

No I will
For now start making trading and military ports
Make trading ships to grow the economy

[hollow wasp]

Where are u btw

[mental marsh]

the engineers get killed idk why would you inculde them however a blood bath happens in the streets

while arrows fly

[burnt wren]

Beylik

[hollow wasp]

Where?

[alpine raft]

because you gave me the island

[mental marsh]

ok

[floral lynx]

@mental marsh i wanna build ship factors

[brisk pebble]

The engineers were supposed to break open the other gates

[hollow wasp]

Does it work?

[mental marsh]

they are in a battle field tho

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh how long till im back to pre-raid income?

[brisk pebble]

My bad

[hollow wasp]

U got raided?

[alpine raft]

it was a missunderstanding

[mental marsh]

yeah milk is being sold

[alpine raft]

i had to strong arm a country briefly

[hollow wasp]

I was thinking of selling the actual cows

[mental marsh]

ive already said ok to this

[floral lynx]

Ok i hope you don't come and take revenge from cute person

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh

[hollow wasp]

That’s at the east right

[mental marsh]

oh ig that too but people normally sell to each other not from gov

[floral lynx]

I thought you didn't see it

[burnt wren]

Yes

[alpine raft]

sure i will just take revenge from you

[mental marsh]

this projets takes 4 years to complete fully

NEW YEAR

1723

[brisk pebble]

@mental marsh so does the city fall now?

[alpine raft]

have my stuff been rebuilt?

[mental marsh]

yes

[burnt wren]

Good that's short

[mental marsh]

only the capital is left

[hollow wasp]

Yeah but it’ll be a nice moneymaker, create jobs (make me look good?) and give a nice pedigree to the cattle sold there, improving the national herd overall

[mental marsh]

ye

[mental marsh]

gov cows are too expenisve

[brisk pebble]

I begin the siege of their capital, heiwan will fall this year

[alpine raft]

show me the map of who im selling to

@brisk pebble send the people map

[brisk pebble]

?

[alpine raft]

the map with names

[hollow wasp]

Wdym too expensive? They’re pedigree, they’re expensive but farmers should still be able to buy them, they’re not like 10k

[floral lynx]

@mental marsh give my people farming land At a low price for Agricultural students

[alpine raft]

add silly cat btw and john rpa

[mental marsh]

siege of heiwan

[burnt wren]

Okay i have another project
Improve the living of my people and start growing the population

[hollow garden]

@mental marsh improve my people's live

What is their biggest concerns

[mental marsh]

people buy this land up and start moving to less populated areas

[hollow garden]

I will help them all

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh

when you can

[mental marsh]

also your not getting anthing in heiwan

[alpine raft]

no pressure

[hollow wasp]

Mr beast moment

[mental marsh]

ok

[mental marsh]

uh food

[hollow garden]

@mental marsh get wheat farms

[mental marsh]

ok uxair

[hollow garden]

What why

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 2

[hollow garden]

I'm getting

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh

[mental marsh]

you didt help

[hollow garden]

@mental marsh do a full-scale invasion

[mental marsh]

you still can tho

[hollow garden]

We are getting land from Heiwan

[hollow garden]

Now I don't wanna

@mental marsh no

I won't do it

Just because you want me to

[mental marsh]

what

[burnt wren]

Oh since we are also growing the population start growing the cities or make new cities

[hollow garden]

I'm in my rebellious phase

[mental marsh]

more land for @brisk pebble

[mental marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-23436511

[hollow garden]

You won't budge me

[mental marsh]

people dont go to new cities

[frank latch]

Teiwan

Taiwan

[mental marsh]

they dont see it as better

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/infinitesocialcredi-socialcredit-evolution-meme-social-credit-meme-gif-24881293

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh can I invade chia?

[mental marsh]

yeah but the dude next door is prob selling for cheaper

[mental marsh]

@spark spindle

[alpine raft]

@frank latch Am i now rich enough to make ships?

[hollow wasp]

Yeah but those are pedigree, they’re expensive

[hollow wasp]

Wait what

[burnt wren]

Start new cities we will guve them free homes

[brisk pebble]

I point every fucking cannon i have at those 2 gates, both on land and river

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh if that’s a player nation don’t invade

[mental marsh]

you kinda lose money bc of this

[mental marsh]

ok

[burnt wren]

Okay so instead grow cities larger

[mental marsh]

explain

[mental marsh]

too late to retcon

[spark spindle]

Bro what

[mental marsh]

you lost money

[frank latch]

no

and because you asked
your government was just couped

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh make a cannon factory in john rpa, and do i have money to make shipyards

[mental marsh]

@hollow wasp is killing your son

[alpine raft]

im a company not government

[burnt wren]

I can retcon it
I'm the king
Abandon the project

[hollow wasp]

I said not to invade 😭

[mental marsh]

people arnt happy

[burnt wren]

Instead grow the cities larger

[mental marsh]

brb

[brisk pebble]

The target is the 2 gates, but cannons arent exactly accurate in this era so the orange circle is the general direction every cannon is firing at

[spark spindle]

😭

[mental marsh]

tea break

[frank latch]

your company was just dissolved by the government because it controlled too much of the market

[hollow wasp]

Bro ur not on the map I didn’t know 😭

[burnt wren]

Bro I said retcon it juat grow the damn city don't want anything else

[spark spindle]

It's alr lol

[alpine raft]

I own a sovereign HQ

[hollow wasp]

No you just got dissolved, in acid. Bye BOW

[frank latch]

They nuked that

[spark spindle]

I conditionally surrender

[alpine raft]

its 1723

[spark spindle]

@hollow wasp

[frank latch]

they have nukes now

[hollow wasp]

Damn uhhh idk

U wanna be a vassal state or nah?

[spark spindle]

Condition is don't annex me 😭

[spark spindle]

Sure

[frank latch]

you didn't see my bishop on b8

[spark spindle]

I genuinely wouldn't mind lol

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh

[hollow wasp]

W
@mental marsh sparkly is one of the horde lol

[spark spindle]

🔥

[mental marsh]

yeah but you already promised free homes

[hollow wasp]

I will occasionally use some resources but u will get repaid. Biggest loss is diplomacy

[mental marsh]

he couldve join the allience or smth not become a puppet

[spark spindle]

Eh thats fine I was Hella isolated anyway lol

[burnt wren]

Grow the city and give new born people free home

[hollow wasp]

Well he surrendered so he’s in the alliance now regardless

[alpine raft]

new born people would take 18 years to need a home

[floral lynx]

good i wanna to build a more inspection,check points and new roads

[burnt wren]

Exactly

[mental marsh]

sure ig your cities are expadanded

[frank latch]

investment

[hollow wasp]

It’s me, u, amaz and three (NPC) vassal states against the world

[alpine raft]

btw check dms

[hollow garden]

Sigma boy

[burnt wren]

Long term project

[hollow garden]

Coming through

That boy is you

Oho oho

[spark spindle]

I'll do as good as I can sir

[spark spindle]

Fire

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[hollow wasp]

🫡

[spark spindle]

🫡

[floral lynx]

Hi kleznam

[mental marsh]

alright

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lazy-done-catnap-gif-12907056837760973813

[mental marsh]

@spark spindle people arnt happy your a vassel state

[alpine raft]

ok

[frank latch]

ches?

[mental marsh]

@brisk pebble alrigth

[spark spindle]

@hollow wasp what to do boss

[mental marsh]

the sige is still going on

[hollow garden]

Yes

I have a new op opening

[frank latch]

@hollow garden What professions would each chess piece have?

[hollow wasp]

Propaganda™️

[hollow garden]

Heloo omara

[spark spindle]

@mental marsh this 🔥

[hollow garden]

The king would be a noble aristocrat

The queen would be a talented Bismarck type buecrat

[mental marsh]

theyre not happy bc they feel your submissive

[burnt wren]

@spark spindle imma give you another command since I'm going to make military ports in 4 years I'll be making battleships

[hollow garden]

The bishop would be a doctor

The rook I think a general

[frank latch]

I disagree
the bishop would be a sniper

[brisk pebble]

Alr

[frank latch]

or marksman

[hollow garden]

The knight would be a merchant or a corporate startup

[hollow wasp]

Pawn is a peasant levee

[hollow garden]

Ah fair enough

[ripe owl]

I did you a favor @hollow garden

[hollow garden]

True

[mental marsh]

doesnt work now they now make jokes about you and the king of phania being in marrige

[frank latch]

pawn is a farmer

[hollow garden]

Very nice rokku

[spark spindle]

Then...

[hollow wasp]

But I’m married….

[mental marsh]

yk there being bombareded

[spark spindle]

Actually get married

[frank latch]

holy camplicated

[spark spindle]

@hollow wasp @mental marsh

[mental marsh]

its propoagada

[hollow garden]

It's okay divorce him

[mental marsh]

dw

[hollow garden]

And marry me

[mental marsh]

???

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh

[hollow wasp]

I’m gonna marry klez Fr

[spark spindle]

That was a joke DW 😭

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh can i start making warships?

[spark spindle]

Uhhh

[mental marsh]

you wouldve been overthrown

[mental marsh]

small ships

[brisk pebble]

Ye ik, anyways, hows the economy doing? Im pretty sure comquering land used to make countries richer

[mental marsh]

still in war

[spark spindle]

Uhhh 😭

[mental marsh]

so

[west path]

guess they weren't taught about quality vs quantity

[alpine raft]

what if i get funds for a first factory from a country?

[brisk pebble]

Yea makes sense

[mental marsh]

@burnt wren ?

[hollow wasp]

@spark spindle what course are we taking with ur dissent?

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh

[alpine raft]

if he agrees

[spark spindle]

I honestly have no idea...

[burnt wren]

Yee?

[alpine raft]

il make them for you if you pay for the first factory

[spark spindle]

How would I appease them @mental marsh

[burnt wren]

Is that so?
I guess I can pay

[mental marsh]

@brisk pebble alright with war still going on the walls are growing weak

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh

How long will that take

[mental marsh]

alright

[prime compass]

Ermmm 16th execution

[mental marsh]

2 years

[brisk pebble]

I bring in some more ships to help with the bombardment

[floral lynx]

If you need a trade, you can trade on my ship

[mental marsh]

not be submissive and not be a puppet

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren 2 years btw

[mental marsh]

what ships?

[burnt wren]

Cool

[mental marsh]

river is too far away

[brisk pebble]

Oh

[mental marsh]

new year

1724

[alpine raft]

I am making warships, not trade ships

[brisk pebble]

Well, i bring in the cannons then

[spark spindle]

Uhhh @hollow wasp what if we made a secret agreement

[mental marsh]

youve already been using canons tho??

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh

[hollow wasp]

Wdym

[brisk pebble]

More cannons****

[mental marsh]

people will find out sooner or later

[mental marsh]

wdym?

[spark spindle]

Like instead of a puppet I'll be a close ally that "Gives" you resources when needed

[mental marsh]

alright

[spark spindle]

Just supporting an ally

[prime compass]

Sparkly do not work with them 😔✊

[mental marsh]

the walls to the city finnaly fall

with it

[alpine raft]

Love how i supplied both sides of the @spark spindle and @hollow wasp war

[mental marsh]

so does the nation

[prime compass]

Yollak Wehzekia

[floral lynx]

I meant that i have ships to carry

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh what form is the dissent taking and how widespread is it?

[burnt wren]

Start making battleships after I built the military ports

[spark spindle]

You did? 😭

[hollow wasp]

There was no war tho?

?

[mental marsh]

you havent tho

[alpine raft]

Hey i have an island now, you want an embassy. Theres a gc for orders from me

[alpine raft]

there wasnt?

[spark spindle]

I mean technically it happened but there are no casualties lol

[prime compass]

I cants rn

[alpine raft]

well I supply both of them

[mental marsh]

add me btw

[hollow wasp]

Not really

[hollow wasp]

True

[floral lynx]

@mental marsh i wanna build a Mercedes factory

[brisk pebble]

I give the city one final chance to surrender peacefully, if they reject, i murder every noble in the city

[alpine raft]

friend me

[mental marsh]

sesssion over

[alpine raft]

bruh

[mental marsh]

its 1700s?

[alpine raft]

that was less than an hour

[burnt wren]

I know
After 4 years

[brisk pebble]

Oh, nvm then, i won

[floral lynx]

Old versions

[hollow wasp]

Lol

[brisk pebble]

They were invented in the 1920's bro

They used horses back then

[alpine raft]

its like 200 years too early

[hollow wasp]

Horse factory

[alpine raft]

wild

[brisk pebble]

Thats called a barn 😭

[hollow wasp]

😭
Bro it’s called a horse 😭

[floral lynx]

Good i idea

[floral lynx]

i have i University

[brisk pebble]

Einstein fears you

[alpine raft]

dawg

there arent even trains yet

[brisk pebble]

Universities have existed for thousands of years

[hollow wasp]

Bro the barn isn’t even where horses live that’s a stable 😭
Horses make horses anyway not a barn 😭
Darwin is turning in his grave 😭

[mental marsh]

NEW MAP

[brisk pebble]

My brain nit brainin rn

[floral lynx]

Hmmm even in the game i can't have a Mercedes

[brisk pebble]

Ohhhh its beautiful

[hollow wasp]

Noticed 😭

[mental marsh]

realistic right?

[burnt wren]

@mental marsh increase the safety and power of the city walls
Dig trenches outside cities

[mental marsh]

session is over tho

[brisk pebble]

Btw, how does wuz guo react to this

[floral lynx]

Yup it is

[brisk pebble]

To silly cat not getting his mercede-

[burnt wren]

Okay

[hollow wasp]

Ok bye yappers

[floral lynx]

When it get to 1900 build the Mercedes factory for me

[signal tulip]

@mental marsh I wanna build the new F35 Jet fighter in this 1700s world

From the future knowledge

[hardy edge]

whos losing

[mental marsh]

I'm giving you A BMW

Leather interior

M4

[mental marsh]

3 years

[west path]

universities have existed since medieval times

❓

thats sorta why the ivy leagues are so prestigious its cuz they ancient af

[ripe owl]

Toast

Updated Map I made @hardy edge

[alpine raft]

BUT NOT FUCKING MERCEDES

[west path]

i made mercedes and can confirm it was made in the 1600s

[alpine raft]

liar

[west path]

nop

[ripe owl]

Hello As Soon As Possible Nekcrop

[alpine raft]

hello furina

,bal

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

0

Bank:

20,000,000

Total:

20,000,000

[alpine raft]

as soon as possible nekcrop has BREAD

[ripe owl]

Massive Bread

Hru Nekcrop

@hollow garden i've mastered the basics of editing of the maps

[alpine raft]

great

im a fucking money hungry psycho in pablo mw

and im good at what i do

[ripe owl]

Is bro inventing Capitalism???

[alpine raft]

I am capitalism

,bal @ripe owl

[haughty inlet]

rokku_denashi

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

65,000

Bank:

4,997,856

Total:

5,062,856

[alpine raft]

you too have considerable bread

[ripe owl]

I'll match your bread one day perhaps

Pretty soon

[alpine raft]

Lets hope not so i stay in top 10

[ripe owl]

I found a master gambling strat

I only gain not lose

Just a little patience is required

[alpine raft]

whats your strat

mine is bet on 0 1 and 2

i've made 1.2 million from it today

[ripe owl]

Collect 140k a day

Bet it on 0

Instant millions if I win

[alpine raft]

honest

you gotta do it differently

bet on 3 numbers

i do 33k cuz i like low risk

but you can do higher

bet on 0 1 and 2

make sure you have enough money for at least 10

which would be like 1 million

[floral lynx]

What about both of them

[mental marsh]

How about a Ferrari

[floral lynx]

Why not

[mental marsh]

Only 1 car

[frank latch]

amazing

[floral lynx]

I wanna this

[mental marsh]

Same

[mental marsh]

Ok

[floral lynx]

Can i

[floral lynx]

Now i can show off forever

[ripe owl]

@frank latch

Thoughts on the war?

[frank latch]

what war

[prime compass]

Not me

[hardy edge]

hell yeah

[ripe owl]

He's a lier 💀

He's on the red side

[twin oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1033175036300902410/1242216777371615313/SHTU_UP_SPRINGS.gif

[prime compass]

It is in my best interests that the bluds in Bergia and north Wehlen should be extinguished.

[prime compass]

They hate me because I speak truth 🤫

[alpine raft]

But do you speak the truth because they hate you?

or in spite of it?

[prime compass]

I spread the truth and they hate me for it

[alpine raft]

But why spread it

[prime compass]

Because they have blinded my brothers and sisters

They have lead them into the wrong path 🤫

[ripe owl]

Dms

[cerulean siren]

10 pings in 5 seconds ill host

12345678910

Too late

[prime compass]

@cerulean siren liberate asnini

[burnt wren]

@rotund hill

@low agate host fr

[prime compass]

@cerulean siren did i mention to liberate asnini

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/bunnies-george-point-of-mice-and-men-gif-16131327

[prime compass]

Just look at the buildings Andrej

Just look at the Casinos

[wraith quarry]

socialist martyrdom when

[prime compass]

You should give me another chance at a nationalist regime in Syrlstaria

[wraith quarry]

i wanted to see where you'd go but
unfortunately this would just make the assasination pointless

but i might let u play as a character...

somewhere else

[prime compass]

It was not in my power to stop this 😔

[prime compass]

Make me the leader of the National Front Party in some random nation

YES I will be a dictator

Yes I will oppress the minority

Yes I will Form a secret police

Yes I will heavily militarize

😂✌️

[wraith quarry]

i will let you play in decafaland

[prime compass]

How is the situation there

[wraith quarry]

i rolled to see if you would survive...

[prime compass]

💔

[wraith quarry]

ill brief you later

[prime compass]

Andrej tanks 15 bullets

Anyway fish mw is 1984

Cant even commit a genocide smh

[wraith quarry]

true

[prime compass]

O K

[wraith quarry]

anyways

what is the thing you miss most about old minecraft

[prime compass]

Idk

[wraith quarry]

nothing?

not the old textures?

ore system

generation

villagers

etc

[prime compass]

I do not play old minecraft

I do not play minecraft

[wraith quarry]

😔

this saddens me

[frank latch]

he would need a 15+

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 1

[wraith quarry]

have you played tf2

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 1

[prime compass]

WHAT

[wraith quarry]

this is why he got shot 16 times

[prime compass]

No i no pc

[prime compass]

15

[wraith quarry]

oh

:(

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 3

[prime compass]

Rigged

@wraith quarry did you enjoy the andrej run

Lasted...

0 sessions

[wraith quarry]

yes

[prime compass]

Proof?

[wraith quarry]

you lasted at least 2

[prime compass]

Why did you enjoy

[wraith quarry]

because it was new

interesting

and more than just diplomacy

[prime compass]

Racial tensions 😼

Well ended too soon

Andrej 2.0 is on the way

[wraith quarry]

i play on racial tensions too much tbh

but yours wasn't just racial tensions

it was

nationalism

[prime compass]

Just

Pure

Fascism

Hatred towards terroe

[wraith quarry]

well nationalism and fascism go together often

[prime compass]

I wanted to nuke terroe 😔

No i didnt

I would but thats beside the point

[heady marsh]

Politics 😴

[prime compass]

Mw politics 😍😍😍

[hollow garden]

Actually not really anything

The new Minecraft is better in almost everything

[heady marsh]

Huh

[hollow garden]

But I do miss something

[prime compass]

Kleznam did you enjoy the andrej run

[hollow garden]

Those piglins in the nether

[prime compass]

Whats wrong

[hollow garden]

Hmm

It was a solid 6-7/10

[prime compass]

I miss the time when the World was at peace in suzerain mw

[prime compass]

What did you like and no like

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265714983996624980/1271056011033182293/attachment.gif

[hollow garden]

The story didn't have the best ending

If Andrej managed to overcome adversity

And the deep state of Syrlstiya and became the leader

[prime compass]

You drove me to that path kleznam

[hollow garden]

It would have been much better

[heady marsh]

Whats "mw"

[prime compass]

The Syrlstarian government is fascist

[prime compass]

Map war!

[hollow garden]

But his actions caught up with him

Those pesky Terroneinks

[prime compass]

What actions?

The terroneiks beat him as a child

[hollow garden]

(Hate speech on Terrones)

[prime compass]

Andrej shall not be forgotten!

[hollow garden]

Nation roleplay

[heady marsh]

Oh

[prime compass]

(Induced childhood trauma)

@wraith quarry begin the socialist uprising in Syrlstaria

[prime compass]

Ok what did you like

[hollow garden]

He probably called them the K word

[prime compass]

Ok, blud

[prime compass]

Terroneiks stole his food

[hollow garden]

You CAN'T say this word anymore belemin

[prime compass]

Beat him half dead

[hollow garden]

It's 2025

Not 1825

[prime compass]

You are in no manner to speak to me that way, blud.

[hollow garden]

Do not project blud

[prime compass]

Ok what did you like about andrej tamurs run

Oh btw fish is placing me in decafaland

I am the leader of the NFP

@wraith quarry fish are there any minorities in decafaland

i NEED to oppress them

[hardy edge]

what happend to decafa

[prime compass]

Idk but

I am a nationalist there now

[wraith quarry]

oh yes

yes there are

[prime compass]

Name me them

[wraith quarry]

he's a character

[wraith quarry]

ill brief u later

[prime compass]

Ok send everything in dms

Let us hope I will not be shot 15 times by dirty terroneiks

[hollow garden]

Do NOT oppress the Syrlstiyans or the kolothist decafians

[hollow garden]

Or I will order your 20th execution

20th is a full number