🎲game-room

[mental marsh]

there people who wanted to help the nation

yes

[brisk pebble]

Damn ok

[quick idol]

Anyway @ripe owl you know that one nation i wanted to invade?

[hollow wasp]

What?
Also where is this rogue army

[ripe owl]

Ercan mark ur claims btw

If u want

[mental marsh]

yeah you invaded the northern part plus you had to fight abig army

[quick idol]

nothing lol

[mental marsh]

north ofc

[brisk pebble]

I have no clue whats going on

[ripe owl]

Yes

[mental marsh]

war

[quick idol]

Im too far away from there

[ripe owl]

But can we do that when maximus is here

[quick idol]

guh

[ripe owl]

We need to get our resources lost from this war

[brisk pebble]

Can i sell guns to whoevers fighting the wsr?

[ripe owl]

Thats why

[mental marsh]

@hollow wasp the rogue army is killing your troops btw

[hollow wasp]

Ok hunt them down and kill all who don’t surrender
All who surrender are to be taken as slaves and given to rokku

[mental marsh]

its over

[brisk pebble]

Bruh

[quick idol]

Crazy?

[hollow wasp]

Nah it’s peak Fr

[quick idol]

do we have slavery

[mental marsh]

ok but they still cause problems

set fire to a camp

the want you to remove your claims on the nation

and leave

[mental marsh]

yes ofc

[brisk pebble]

Ok uhhh, i wanna set up an arms industry

[hollow wasp]

Hunt them down, reward anyone who gives me information. Punish (not kill) families of rebels

[quick idol]

Insane

[hollow wasp]

It’s fine frfr

[mental marsh]

kids are taken into prisons

cold harsh prisons

people dont like this

[quick idol]

@hollow wasp guh???

[brisk pebble]

Ahhhh, warcrimes

[mental marsh]

yes

[prime compass]

Sadism

[ripe owl]

KIDS?

[hollow wasp]

That’s fine

Begin work on the puppet government. Establish a puppet government with a popular leader at the head

[ripe owl]

☠️☠️☠️

[quick idol]

@mental marsh condemn helado

[mental marsh]

two of your allies are online

[prime compass]

@mental marsh condemn helado and critize his actions

[quick idol]

What popular leader

[mental marsh]

ok

[prime compass]

They are...

[hollow wasp]

Idk if there’s one alive put him up there

[wild mason]

@mental marsh wait did you used to be brecko

[prime compass]

He is Soll

[ripe owl]

Helado stop putting Kids in prisons*

[mental marsh]

@hollow wasp protests all over

[brisk pebble]

I set up an arms industry in hengzhou, i import whatever materials i need from the mandate or wherever, then sell it to whoever needs weapons

[prime compass]

No

[mental marsh]

your own people want you to leave the continet alone

[hollow wasp]

Violent protests are to be put down with force
Establish peace talks with peaceful protestors

[mental marsh]

due to alot of trade

[ripe owl]

Oh god.

I can tell this won't turn out good

[prime compass]

@hollow garden klez its mw

Pls

[mental marsh]

its alot more freeer right? @brisk pebble

[ripe owl]

No

Don't bother Klez

@hollow garden ignore Belemin

[prime compass]

He is back btw

[brisk pebble]

What, the trading part? Yea sure

[ripe owl]

Cool

[prime compass]

@hollow garden WE must invade gecabadia

🙏

[mental marsh]

cool your country has a drug problem

[brisk pebble]

What 💀

[mental marsh]

@hollow wasp they want you to leave the familes alone

[mental marsh]

to much trade

and to free

[hollow wasp]

The families will be released on the surrender of their rebel family members

[mental marsh]

many are innocent people who you thought

[quick idol]

@mental marsh ban el helado from the planet

[mental marsh]

protests are begging to be a problem

[quick idol]

Ban him from humanity

[prime compass]

@mental marsh can i take control of Barons and klezs forces

[brisk pebble]

Alr, ill restrict the drug trade then

[hollow wasp]

What?

[prime compass]

For this

[mental marsh]

you mean ban???

[west path]

@quick idol would you kill the kurdish communists or would you side with them

[mental marsh]

i need two allies to be online

to take controll of the other

[prime compass]

Sad

[mental marsh]

mb they are a big problem

and trade is now stalling

[brisk pebble]

Hmm, nah, i introduce an program that helps the people that are addicted, off the drugs. Reducing demand for the drugs in the first place

[twin oracle]

waow

[mental marsh]

no one goes bc they think its healthy

[hollow wasp]

Put violent protests down with force
I want peace talks with peaceful protestors

[mental marsh]

hi dino

[prime compass]

@twin oracle kill bluds

[hollow wasp]

Dino join mw frfr

[mental marsh]

protests happens bc you used force

like bro

[quick idol]

Be overthrown speedrun

[hollow wasp]

Violent protests get violent solutions. What do peaceful ones want

[twin oracle]

what's it about

[ripe owl]

@prime compass you yapping about Threatening Contana lol

[mental marsh]

for you to not be killing and harming people??

[quick idol]

Why we should never elect helado

[prime compass]

You threaten wehlen

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh ‘s mw
I’ll get a map rq

[ripe owl]

Good lol!

[brisk pebble]

ok um i also enact a program to spread awareness of how dangerous drugs are, ill call em a "demonic influence" to stoke the more religious population

[mental marsh]

no one belives you but the religous people

so

[hollow wasp]

@twin oracle https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1361375291511144580/1361377477452370192/image-1.png?ex=680477d3&is=68032653&hm=bd2acee0d00eaf3956c86e7d35b6b690a4a4ff66aaea6cc88ba1abc327bb5ac3&

Map

[twin oracle]

Would you guys want to join a gameroom/map wars clan

[prime compass]

Ok

[mental marsh]

@hollow wasp release the familes please

[hollow wasp]

Tell them to convince their countrymen to enter peace talks

[twin oracle]

waow

[hollow wasp]

Hold peace talks with the rebels

[mental marsh]

ok

[brisk pebble]

Ill spread posters and scribes showing the effects of drug use and also offer a small sum of money to anyone to comes to the anti-drugification program

[mental marsh]

they want autonomy under you

[quick idol]

Claim this land to make the borders look better

I will do nothing with it

[quick idol]

Simply claim it

[brisk pebble]

Never in my life have i thought id be fighting drugs in the 1700s 😭

[hollow wasp]

Yeah that’s the plan I want a puppet government
They get sovereignty, i control their diplomacy tho

[mental marsh]

basicly kinda like a puppet but with moree rights

[mental marsh]

they agree if they get diplomacy

[mental marsh]

just research about drugs

[mental marsh]

moutain

nothings there

cant take it

[quick idol]

Who cares

[hollow wasp]

That defeats the point of being a puppet
They rule their own country, i and my psychopathic tendencies leave
I just control diplomacy

[brisk pebble]

Oh, well i do exactly that then

[quick idol]

just lay claim to it then do nothing with it

[mental marsh]

ok ig

[quick idol]

place a flag somewhere and then go away never to come back

[mental marsh]

ok doctors (also on drugs ) find out its bad for you health

[mental marsh]

they agree if you fund the cities

and towns

[mental marsh]

ok

[brisk pebble]

Bro even the doctors are on drugs 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[mental marsh]

@ripe owl you should really rebuild tan mon and major cities

[hollow wasp]

Yeah we will rebuild them. I do not want to raze my vassal. Them stronger is us stronger

[mental marsh]

your wife is also

[ripe owl]

Okay I will

[brisk pebble]

Am i also addicted to it 💀

[mental marsh]

no

thankfully

[brisk pebble]

Oh alr lmao

Ok im gonna have the doctors research a way to destroy drug addiction before this problen gets any worse @mental marsh

[hollow wasp]

I might not join but I would definitely get challenger to ally u

[brisk pebble]

Id def talk in tje mw clan

[mental marsh]

thearpy and yk

[brisk pebble]

Thats for sure

[mental marsh]

outlawing

it

[brisk pebble]

Alr, i outlaw common usage of drugs and restrict its import into hengzhou

[mental marsh]

less drugs but people are addicated still

[hollow wasp]

Or, hear me out. Buy all the drugs

[brisk pebble]

I have the doctors treat their addictions

[mental marsh]

wdym

[mental marsh]

ban drugs bro

[twin oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-yippee-cat-gif-6081453495700419424

[mental marsh]

they are expenisve as hell rn

[brisk pebble]

I alr did

I banned all drugs

[mental marsh]

cuz you restricted them

[mental marsh]

now they sky rocket in price

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/galaxyexotics-snake-snakes-bonita-gif-27677996

[mental marsh]

thoughts on my mw btw

[hollow wasp]

Bro is doing war on drugs electric boogaloo

[mental marsh]

@brisk pebble people are addicted and very mad

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh

[mental marsh]

yeah they stopped

[twin oracle]

it seems to be doing rlly well !!

[mental marsh]

yeah

might end the session

[brisk pebble]

Is there a way i could get them off their addictions?

[mental marsh]

NEW YEAR

1716

@raw vapor your blueprints came

[mental marsh]

wait

yk usally sorts itself out

there kids wont be addicated

[brisk pebble]

Well alr then

[hollow wasp]

Yay, start rebuilding their towns and cities

[raw vapor]

nice

we can start producing them

[mental marsh]

also ig do anti drug speaches

[mental marsh]

yes but expensive

[brisk pebble]

Well, i do exactly that then

[mental marsh]

people are more happy now but the effects are still here

[raw vapor]

we've got our 30% production budget

I'm assuming we saved that 30% to put into production now

[brisk pebble]

Anyways, im gonna expand hengzhous industry by funding more factories for whatever product is in high demand from hengzhou

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh how are those new boats coming along?

[brisk pebble]

Did pablo get kidnapped?

[mental marsh]

i was making the map 😭

[brisk pebble]

Oh alr lmao

[mental marsh]

yes

they are starting to be made

and they are big ships

[raw vapor]

noice

[mental marsh]

not yet

next year

[hollow wasp]

K

[raw vapor]

I'm gonna save about 30% of the production budget for retrofitting the ships with new guns when the time comes

[mental marsh]

coffee is found

[brisk pebble]

LESSS GOOOOO

[mental marsh]

people think its a drug

and buy LOTS of it

[brisk pebble]

LMAOOOO

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh look for natural resources in phania

[mental marsh]

theyre addicted bro can you blame them?

[brisk pebble]

I start exporting coffee like crazy to litterally every market i have acess to

[mental marsh]

uh

iron

and coal

alot of wood

[mental marsh]

you start exporting to every country

[brisk pebble]

Aye blud, wanna buy coffee? Makes your miners work longer

[mental marsh]

and get rich of it

heiwan bans it tho

bc they think its a drug

[brisk pebble]

Thats fine

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-coffee-time-need-coffee-i-need-coffee-black-coffee-gif-13861939377928534203

[brisk pebble]

I use the money i get from the coffee trade to expand all my other industries, mining, timber, weapons, food, etc @mental marsh

[mental marsh]

btw your ranked one of the worst health

[prime compass]

Just let me take control of Barons and klezs forces

[mental marsh]

get klez online first

[prime compass]

🥺

[mental marsh]

well

[prime compass]

This is fascism

[brisk pebble]

Hmm, well i expand the healthcare industry too

[prime compass]

1984

[brisk pebble]

Wait, wouldnt medicine need drugs?

[mental marsh]

its bc of the coffee and drugs

[brisk pebble]

Since when is coffee bad?

[mental marsh]

well drugs arnt used

[mental marsh]

??

drinking too much is bad

[brisk pebble]

Oh

Well, ill introduce a small coffee tax then

To increase the coffee price in hengzhou

[brisk pebble]

Oi mate, wanna buy coffee?

[prime compass]

No

[mental marsh]

he already has your coffee

[brisk pebble]

Wanna buy guns?

[prime compass]

Maybe

[mental marsh]

yk allies

[brisk pebble]

Oh ye

[mental marsh]

people hate this

bc coffee prices went up

[prime compass]

@mental marsh since mop is online can i take control of klezs and Barons forces

This is 1984!

[brisk pebble]

Tf you tryna do with their armies?

[prime compass]

We agreed on a plan

[mental marsh]

too far

[prime compass]

Whaz

[mental marsh]

he cant join the war

[prime compass]

Guh

[mental marsh]

if he had heiwan tho

then yes

[brisk pebble]

What war

[mental marsh]

bro is so out of touch with his allies

check your allince server

[brisk pebble]

Oh, i hadnt checked for a while

[prime compass]

I can do nothing jfheeve

[mental marsh]

theyve started preparing for war btw

@radiant oyster

[prime compass]

Gecabadia or my allies

[mental marsh]

its so funny that baron was online when you werent

[mental marsh]

gec

[prime compass]

I cant really suprise gecabadia anymore

Because i cant go to War with them alone

So like...the Plan is kinda ruined

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh is a session up?

[brisk pebble]

@mental marsh i expand the hengzhou fleet

[mental marsh]

yes

[wild mason]

https://ideabox.featureupvote.com/suggestions/583537/mediterranean-biome-concept-art

[brisk pebble]

Yea its a session rn

[mental marsh]

@quick idol @ripe owl

[rotund hill]

Regarding what

[mental marsh]

war

[mental marsh]

which he won btw

[rotund hill]

I don't even have an army

[mental marsh]

he took hes northern neighbour

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh map update?

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh how are the boats going?
Also update on the reconstruction efforts?

[brisk pebble]

Thats a neat idea

[mental marsh]

still not made

[brisk pebble]

Oi mate, wanna buy coffee?

[hollow wasp]

Pablo I do want them to be a separate nation, not part of me. They’re just a vassal state

[mental marsh]

your allies were just here

too bad they left

[mental marsh]

they are dw

[hollow wasp]

Oh ok thx

[mental marsh]

@hollow garden @prime compass @radiant oyster

[prime compass]

Just

[mental marsh]

@rotund hill @ripe owl

[prime compass]

Just let me

Take

Control of

Their forces

[mental marsh]

would be unfair

[mental marsh]

@quick idol

[brisk pebble]

Want me to help out?

I got a big fuckin navy

[prime compass]

Hmmm

Ok

[mental marsh]

@prime compass yk what

[prime compass]

Hi

[mental marsh]

you have pishia troops

not klezs tho

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh what's the status of my nation

[mental marsh]

did i not give you?

[rotund hill]

Wdym?

[brisk pebble]

Aight, who we goin after again?

[mental marsh]

let me find it

[prime compass]

Gc

[brisk pebble]

Alr

[mental marsh]

Kingdom of Ashepia
Population: ~9 million
Exports: Olive oil, glassware, wool
Government: Monarchy

Ashepia is ruled by a king, with the monarchy's power stemming from its control over the production of olive oil, fine glassware, and wool. The kingdom’s wealth comes from agriculture and artisanal craftsmanship, and its port cities are hubs for trade in the Mediterranean. The king governs with the support of merchant families, who are key to the economy, and a standing army to defend the kingdom’s borders.

[alpine raft]

did you guys know that jon jones is the greatest pound for pound fighter in the history of the ufc

https://tenor.com/view/getting-up-jon-bones-jones-ufc-ufc247jones-vs-reyes-sports-gif-16301943

[mental marsh]

brb bathroom break

[alpine raft]

intimidated by jon jones clearly

baddest man on the planet

[mental marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dc-gif-5137458

[alpine raft]

DC got his ass beat

[prime compass]

Jon "Bones" Jones

[rotund hill]

Did you know that Jon Jones is a Cuban experiment and that he grew in a lab?

[alpine raft]

what

wrong fighter bro

that is romero

[prime compass]

Jones was on steroids in the 2nd fight smh smh

[rotund hill]

Is Romero black?

[alpine raft]

he's cuban

[rotund hill]

I'm definitely talking about Jon Jones

[alpine raft]

https://tenor.com/view/yoel-romero-yoel-bellator-mma-bellator-mma-gif-26784688

[alpine raft]

yeah but he wasnt the cuban experiment

thats yoel romero

jon jones is baddest man on the planet

Jon "Bones" Jones

[rotund hill]

Yeah, rookie mistake. They're both black

[brisk pebble]

Idk what im reading

[alpine raft]

thats kinda a really borderline joke for this server man

id be careful

[rotund hill]

I should probably shut my mouth instead.

[mental marsh]

back

[rotund hill]

This server has no clear border lines, people like me who lack common sense would be in danger.

[alpine raft]

i mean i agree fully with that

[hollow wasp]

Mods are actually evil
They just come up with boundaries that vary day by day and mod by mod

[brisk pebble]

Hey, whats the current state of the hengzhou army and navy, are they ahead of time or becoming outdated?

[alpine raft]

they just rule 9 you

[mental marsh]

slightly ahead

[hollow wasp]

Fr

@mental marsh how r the boats

[brisk pebble]

Alr, i fund research into the army and navy to maintain that edge

[alpine raft]

rule 9 is kinda fascism ngl

[mental marsh]

still not made

[mental marsh]

your in war

cant

[alpine raft]

instead of actually making detailed rules that people can follow like a code of law

[hollow wasp]

It’s a one size fits all “don’t argue with us, shut up”

[brisk pebble]

Huh

[alpine raft]

they pull stuff out their ass

[alpine raft]

exactly

[mental marsh]

@brisk pebble @prime compass ready for war?

[prime compass]

Yeah gc

[hollow wasp]

That’s actually dictatorship

[alpine raft]

it gives them way more authority than they should have

[brisk pebble]

Oh

[hollow wasp]

Some mods actually shrink they’re the shit too

[brisk pebble]

Yea

[brisk pebble]

Yeaa

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh how’s the reconstruction going btw?

[mental marsh]

good

more houses

[hollow wasp]

Do the people hate me less now?
(Btw I did release prisoners yeah?)

[mental marsh]

still hate you

but a lil les

[hollow wasp]

That’s something. The puppet government’s loyal right?
Are they popular?

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh I'd like to start constructing more docks, warehouses & markets, connect everything via roads.

[mental marsh]

trade is going smoother now

[rotund hill]

I'd like to increase the export of local products such as Olives, Textiles & Glass.

I need trade partners

[mental marsh]

ok

[mental marsh]

you can export throught @ripe owl

[hollow wasp]

Pablo can I set up more iron mines?

[brisk pebble]

Im willing to trade with you

[mental marsh]

yes

alot of iron in the new puppet

however

they wont allow

[hollow wasp]

Ask them to allow me to mine and in exchange I’ll employ only local workers and 30% of the iron goes to the government

Their government

Not mine

I get the other 70

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh did I improve the production of textiles last session?

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh whats your mw about

[rotund hill]

It's about the mystery behind the host suddenly disappearing mid session

[alpine raft]

lmfao

[mental marsh]

yes

holy i forgot about this

@prime compass @radiant oyster

move war here

@brisk pebble

[radiant oyster]

K

[prime compass]

Ok

[brisk pebble]

Alr

[mental marsh]

i was doing a war

[mental marsh]

You will be given a short backstory about your nation and some info about it. All nations on the map are playable and each has its own unique stuff, its not fantasy but its not fully realistic as you can have some fun with your nation.

Current year is 1712 and the map war will be based on those times. Governments are already picked for each nation and you can try to change them.

The two major continents are Meridia and Varonea, biome and temperature will also be shown on a map.

Basic mechanics

it will be semi internal where its focused on the political and military but characters are allowed. Heres a example of a nation:
Example Nation
Population: ~6 million
Exports: Grain, wool, clay
Government: Monarchy

Example 1 is a landlocked kingdom with wide open plains and a steady agricultural base. Ruled by a monarch, the kingdom is known for its grain production, wool exports, and distinctive clay pottery. Local nobles manage the rural estates, while the crown oversees trade and tax collection. Though modest in size, Example 1 holds regional importance due to its reliable food supply and artisan goods.

You control your nation by telling me its actions. I respond with what happens based on that. Please pick your nations in #1359954926293356815

[brisk pebble]

Btw, how is my army doing? Whats their progress in taking that stupid river

[radiant oyster]

Major war going on in the west continent

[mental marsh]

took the north part

[radiant oyster]

Nice

Can you repost current war map here btw

[brisk pebble]

Alr, i send in more reinfocements from hangzhou

[alpine raft]

could i make a nation focused on exporting weaponry?

[brisk pebble]

Before telling them to continue their advance

[alpine raft]

since there are wars ongoing from what i see

[radiant oyster]

Don’t try to main character this too much

You will regret it

[mental marsh]

you can make a company aswell

[brisk pebble]

Alr i got a bit carried away

[prime compass]

@mental marsh
Establish supply routes to the front

[mental marsh]

yes

[alpine raft]

company?

il make a company

[mental marsh]

ok

where

[mental marsh]

they already have supplies

[alpine raft]

@prime compass @brisk pebble @radiant oyster @rotund hill what do you guys think of me being a neutral arms making company that sells to everyone?

[alpine raft]

show map

[prime compass]

Er

[prime compass]

I mean

[brisk pebble]

Depends on the quality of the stuff you sell

[radiant oyster]

Do not take gecabadia btw

[mental marsh]

btw commander suggets doing a big push

on the seige

[alpine raft]

whats the place around materials needed for weapons?

[prime compass]

Hm

[radiant oyster]

@alpine raft haiwan could be good for you

[alpine raft]

i plan on high quality

[radiant oyster]

One of the extreme west you’ll be nice

[mental marsh]

well id suggest a nuetral country

[alpine raft]

im a weapons dealing company

[alpine raft]

who is neutral

[brisk pebble]

Nipe, their in my mandate

Mandate of hengzhou

[radiant oyster]

Benelovam strongly advises not to go on the eastern front of the west continent

[mental marsh]

in white

[radiant oyster]

That is in an active war part

[alpine raft]

alright

[radiant oyster]

@alpine raft seriosly consider

The green is looking at the east of itself rn

Careful where you tread there

[brisk pebble]

The eastern countries are under my influence btw

[mental marsh]

@radiant oyster @prime compass commanders suggest to do a big push on the city

[mental marsh]

no

they arnt

[alpine raft]

im just a company bro

[brisk pebble]

Sorta

[alpine raft]

are there resource maps?

[radiant oyster]

The siege done?

[mental marsh]

your delusional

[brisk pebble]

Fine

[mental marsh]

hes suggesting about the siege

[radiant oyster]

Ah

[mental marsh]

no

but anywhere is good

[radiant oyster]

@prime compass klenz & your forces should do a extreme push into the opening

[alpine raft]

damn ok

[prime compass]

Hm

[radiant oyster]

Just brute it

[prime compass]

@mental marsh yes we do this

Tireds

[mental marsh]

ok

[radiant oyster]

We have extreme numerical advantage in a Seige

[mental marsh]

siege done with alot of caulities

[alpine raft]

is on the blue cool?

[radiant oyster]

Nice

[mental marsh]

yes

your in @radiant oyster land

[radiant oyster]

Hello

[mental marsh]

nvm

[mental marsh]

hes not

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh I'd like to start developing Faster & more Advance Ships with the help of our Textiles.

[radiant oyster]

@mental marsh we chill

[mental marsh]

i confused you

[alpine raft]

wdym

[mental marsh]

takes 2 years for better ships

[mental marsh]

all good

[alpine raft]

ok, i presume theres muskets?

[rotund hill]

Please proceed

[brisk pebble]

I also wanna do that once the war is over btw

[radiant oyster]

@prime compass @brisk pebble let’s go to the hidden area

Discuss next push

[brisk pebble]

?

[mental marsh]

map

[radiant oyster]

Gc

[brisk pebble]

Alr

[radiant oyster]

Ok

What if we just ignore the Seiged cities for now

[mental marsh]

yes year is 1717

[radiant oyster]

(Apart from making sure they don’t break out)

[mental marsh]

@hollow wasp you got ships btw

[alpine raft]

can i make a weapons manufacturing plant

[mental marsh]

ok

[alpine raft]

like an early factory

[mental marsh]

yes

those exist

[brisk pebble]

Maybe we could bait them into trying to break out?

[mental marsh]

cant?

[alpine raft]

aight il make a medium sized one

[radiant oyster]

@brisk pebble can you route some ships into the minor river near the southwest Seige

[alpine raft]

@radiant oyster you want guns?

[mental marsh]

cant

[brisk pebble]

Sure thing

[mental marsh]

your a local gun company

[radiant oyster]

Keep main bulk on the major river still

[alpine raft]

can i go international?

[rotund hill]

Who has gunpowder?

[mental marsh]

gotta grow first

[alpine raft]

oh ok

[brisk pebble]

@mental marsh i send a few ships south of the siege

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh sell to the country im in, and allow for surplus to be sold to citizens

[mental marsh]

countries near the midle

[rotund hill]

Great, who are they.

[radiant oyster]

Which country are you in

[mental marsh]

there is no one

[mental marsh]

mostly npc

[radiant oyster]

Let me draw smth

[mental marsh]

npc

[brisk pebble]

????

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh

[mental marsh]

my brain is confusing me

[brisk pebble]

Rip pablo

[mental marsh]

npc

[brisk pebble]

Mans suffering from success

[radiant oyster]

Which one

[mental marsh]

its been 4 hours sinc the start of session

[radiant oyster]

If they are in gecabadia then they will be decimated

[mental marsh]

LEVEL UP @mental marsh! Your WorldBox clout just went through the roof! Your level is now : 46! WOOP WOOP.

[brisk pebble]

Fair enough lmao

[rotund hill]

Am I allowed to start making actions?

[mental marsh]

yeas

[alpine raft]

calm down im neutral young blood

[rotund hill]

@radiant oyster btw who's Mia

[brisk pebble]

Its litterally a session rn

[radiant oyster]

If you are in the country we are actively seiging you either help us, don’t sell anything, or are distroyed.

[radiant oyster]

Cat

[rotund hill]

Am I allowed to flood the chat Am I allowed to start making actions?

[mental marsh]

you start selling fast as not many sell guns

you have money to open a second factory

[rotund hill]

Oh

[brisk pebble]

Yea

[alpine raft]

open a second

[radiant oyster]

@mental marsh are then in gecabadia.

[mental marsh]

ok

[mental marsh]

??

[radiant oyster]

Is nekcrop in gecabadia

You never specified

[rotund hill]

@radiant oyster is Mia the cat on your profile picture?

[mental marsh]

heres the map

[radiant oyster]

Thankfully not

[alpine raft]

if you pay me enough

[mental marsh]

no ??

[alpine raft]

il help

[radiant oyster]

Where are they?

[mental marsh]

hes far away

[rotund hill]

Still, it's sad to lose a pet.

[radiant oyster]

Ohh

[mental marsh]

Thearchy |of Barandia

[radiant oyster]

I mistook

[prime compass]

The siege of gecabad

[mental marsh]

not yet

start pushing btw

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh can i pay expert gun makers to improve the quality of my weapons

[radiant oyster]

We push.

[mental marsh]

you mean do resceach and get better?

[alpine raft]

yeah

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh I'd like to establish a "Royal Council" that would consist of The Elites & Heads of the Noble Houses within my nation, I would listen to their recommendations but I, as King, I am the one with the final say.

[mental marsh]

ok 👍

[radiant oyster]

Am I allowed to send a pishan (non military) delegation into the country nekcrop is in to ask about the “weapons dealers” that my people have been hearing about? They think it may be useful to the war efforts

[mental marsh]

ok the quailty of said guns are getting better but more expenisve

[mental marsh]

you dont know him

hes a small company

[rotund hill]

I want to centralize all power without me appearing as dictator.

[radiant oyster]

Fair

[mental marsh]

your a king tho??

[alpine raft]

are they still getting bought the same?

[radiant oyster]

@mental marsh how did the benelovam push go

[mental marsh]

good

[brisk pebble]

Isnt being a king already technically being a dictator?

[mental marsh]

NOW PREPAIR FOR THE FINAL

SIEGE OF GEC

[radiant oyster]

@prime compass big time

[brisk pebble]

LESS GOOOOO

[rotund hill]

I don't know how realistic your MW is, but I don't want there to be a sudden uprising within my nation, I learned that the hard way.

[prime compass]

Cut all supplies to gecabad

[radiant oyster]

This is where we do a eastern front USSR reference

[prime compass]

Bomb their walls

[radiant oyster]

And do “throw a shittton of people”

Overwhelming numbers are fun

[prime compass]

HUMAN WAVES!!!

[radiant oyster]

If we take their capital full do they Insta surrender or do they keep fighting @mental marsh

This is really important

[brisk pebble]

Yea im on it

Im gonna make that city burn as bright as the morning sun

[radiant oyster]

We can be way more aggressive if they dissolve after capitulating

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh are there other natural resources/minerals within my nation.

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh how are my profits, and what do i need to go international?

[mental marsh]

SIEGE

[radiant oyster]

Let me cook

[rotund hill]

Expand your fleet

[mental marsh]

iron coalsome gold

[radiant oyster]

@prime compass let me draw smth up

[alpine raft]

interesting

[prime compass]

Istanbul

[mental marsh]

well be 1# in the nation first

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh establish mines to harness those said resources, it's our primary focus for now.

[radiant oyster]

Where is the river in this direction

[alpine raft]

damn ok

[prime compass]

@mental marsh hajdara stats!

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh are my weapons being sold out?

[mental marsh]

wdym

[prime compass]

How good is our military...economy

[rotund hill]

@alpine raft is not a nation? How amusing.

[prime compass]

Are the people happy

[mental marsh]

south

[alpine raft]

im a weapons dealer

[radiant oyster]

(Can we afford a “throw all your mobilised shit into one city” charge is what he’s asking)

[mental marsh]

mf your in war

[mental marsh]

no

[prime compass]

Ok well is the economy growing

[rotund hill]

Please @mental marsh

[radiant oyster]

That’s usually a positive morale for the attacking country when they are winning

[mental marsh]

alright miner are expecting more wages

[frank latch]

may I ask what you're using for this?

[mental marsh]

azgaar

[frank latch]

satanic

[mental marsh]

shhh

soo good

[rotund hill]

Give them more food instead.

[mental marsh]

the still want more pay

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh can i buy another factory?

[brisk pebble]

How many of my ships do i have near the city?

Annndddd my internet is dying, great

[mental marsh]

i mean

@prime compass @radiant oyster @brisk pebble make a plan ??

[rotund hill]

Our nation is not built on gold, I don't want to waste too much on wages.

[radiant oyster]

I’m still confused af at the orientation of this

[prime compass]

Baron is

Ougg

[rotund hill]

Slightly Increase their wages

[brisk pebble]

Ill have my ships follow barons commands

[mental marsh]

river is in the south

[radiant oyster]

That doesn’t help

The city borders the river and sea bruv

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh can i make another factory?

[radiant oyster]

Which direction is the river & which is the mouth/sea

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh how do these two nations see my country.

Do they like us or not

[mental marsh]

mostly ignore you

[mental marsh]

yes

[radiant oyster]

“Don’t poke the bear” ahh countries

[rotund hill]

Do we have the same culture? What's their history.

[prime compass]

And bomb the walls

[alpine raft]

make another one, continue to sell to the state heavily

[radiant oyster]

Cut off major roads, heavily bomb port side via naval

[hollow wasp]

Ok, what kind of ships did I unlock?

[mental marsh]

well your divided into two cultures

[mental marsh]

very good ships

[prime compass]

And bomb the City wall in one spot

[radiant oyster]

Blockade the river mouth so no reinforcements can arrive

[mental marsh]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_the_line

[hollow wasp]

Oh uh ok. What did the vassal government think of my proposal?

[mental marsh]

ok

[mental marsh]

say it again

[hollow wasp]

NICE! Start producing those!

[hollow wasp]

Lemme find it rq

[mental marsh]

your now top 5 in the country

[brisk pebble]

Cant we target these parts? Theyre the closest and easiest to blow up

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh who currently has the best navy

[alpine raft]

can we do mergers?

[mental marsh]

no one wants tho

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh

[alpine raft]

what about buying out small companies?

[mental marsh]

tie with @hollow wasp @raw vapor

[mental marsh]

deeal

[radiant oyster]

By this logic I can now quite easily discover they exist by enquiring about firearm supplies with my neighbours

[brisk pebble]

Absoloutely based

[mental marsh]

you have local better ones tho?

[rotund hill]

@alpine raft do you want to expand your company into my nation? I'd provide you everything you need ensuring you'd give me free gunpowder/guns.

[radiant oyster]

(I didn’t know this)

[mental marsh]

yes

[alpine raft]

free?

are you fucking insane

what

[radiant oyster]

So did we succeed in step 1 of the Seige

[hollow wasp]

Nice! Use the officers from the academies I built earlier to man the ships, they must be practiced often to keep them and their men in shape

[mental marsh]

too many actions

[rotund hill]

I didn't mean a consistent supply of free arms.

[alpine raft]

then what do you mean?

some free weapons?

[rotund hill]

I'd help you expand your company throughout my entire continent in exchange for guns.

[radiant oyster]

Navy heavily bombs port-side (wrecks the physical ports), land based soldiers concentrate cannon fire into the central gates

[alpine raft]

How many?

[mental marsh]

blocked roads and blocked naval access

[radiant oyster]

Wrong continent

Wrong side of the world

[rotund hill]

I'd let @mental marsh do the math.

[rotund hill]

Wdym?

[mental marsh]

the anwser is 0

[radiant oyster]

Did our cannon fire succeed in breaking any gates?

[mental marsh]

bc hes miles away

and that would be dumb

[mental marsh]

not yet

the walls are strong

[rotund hill]

What's our ships for then.

[mental marsh]

the siege has been going on for 2 months now

[rotund hill]

I can't imagine how big your map is, apologies.

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh can i start buying smaller companies in the top 10

[mental marsh]

alright one second

[radiant oyster]

What about the actual gates

[mental marsh]

top 20

[alpine raft]

ok

[mental marsh]

turned into walls

[alpine raft]

begin buying them up

[radiant oyster]

Fair

[mental marsh]

you buy 2 local shops

[radiant oyster]

Can we further advance the port-bombing?

[mental marsh]

ok

[brisk pebble]

Shouldnt we be targetting the walls? What does bombing the port do

[radiant oyster]

Surely they’d be running low on supplies by now

[alpine raft]

Keep buying

[radiant oyster]

Stops supplies getting in

[frank latch]

question

[raw vapor]

Hard work pays off

[mental marsh]

red is damanged

[brisk pebble]

Theyre already blockaded tho

[frank latch]

is this settlement strategically important?

[radiant oyster]

And them not being able to maintenance their remnants of navy

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh would I be able to invade these guys?

[mental marsh]

cant

[prime compass]

Falls asleep

[mental marsh]

hard

[alpine raft]

no money?

[brisk pebble]

Its the capital of some random country

[mental marsh]

yes

[raw vapor]

How many soldiers do I have?

[radiant oyster]

Exceedingly

[frank latch]

I see

[hollow wasp]

Would my vassal help and would that make it easier?

[mental marsh]

yes

[frank latch]

otherwise
I would have just said to starve it out

[mental marsh]

no they are kinda weak

[brisk pebble]

Oi mate, can i hire some of your officers to train my navy later?

[mental marsh]

its been 5 months

[radiant oyster]

Well that’s what will happen if we don’t break through before then

[hollow wasp]

Nah sorry

[mental marsh]

they are hugry

[alpine raft]

alright il wait for profits meanwhile divide my weapons into 2 types, lower end cheaper ones and high end expensive ones and then see what sells more

[brisk pebble]

Oh alr then

[frank latch]

true

[hollow wasp]

Ok what about the neighbour to their west?

[frank latch]

offer them surrender though

otherwise
it's just a needless loss of life

[mental marsh]

lower ends start being produced and the nation asks you for a gov deal

[prime compass]

@mental marsh
Demand the City of gecabad to surrender

[radiant oyster]

They are ultranationalists we’ve tried before

[brisk pebble]

Can i taunt them by waving food infront of their faces 👽

[mental marsh]

no surrender

[alpine raft]

What are the conditions for the government deal?

[mental marsh]

yk theres a huge wall right?

[prime compass]

Increase our bombing

[radiant oyster]

On the port side

[prime compass]

Hm

[radiant oyster]

Wave it from ships

[prime compass]

Attack the wall

[brisk pebble]

Theres a few on top that can see us

[frank latch]

that's their fault

[radiant oyster]

We have been for 2 months

[brisk pebble]

Its how walls work, i think

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh could I beat them?

[mental marsh]

you give them cheaper deals but still make alot of money bc people trust gov products more

[radiant oyster]

Pluh

[prime compass]

It will break

[mental marsh]

its a player

@spark spindle

[alpine raft]

Non exclusive?

[mental marsh]

?

[hollow wasp]

Not gonna invade then lol

[prime compass]

Gecabad will be empty

[alpine raft]

can i still sell to others?

[mental marsh]

yeah ofc

[alpine raft]

it sounds stupid

ok

[alpine raft]

i agree to the deal

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh I'd like to fund an organisation prioritizing the spread of my nation's culture & language within these two nations, then after multiple years I'd offer these two nations to merge with mine in exchange for wealth & prosperity.

[brisk pebble]

Its the 1700s, just invade em or smt

[rotund hill]

Do these two nations have Ashepian citizens?

[radiant oyster]

Diplomacy exists mate

[mental marsh]

your the same culture

[rotund hill]

Much better.

[brisk pebble]

Eh

[prime compass]

Genocide

[mental marsh]

same language

[prime compass]

bluds

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh am i now the biggest in the nation?

[mental marsh]

they give you a big factory just for the gov tho

[mental marsh]

top 3

[alpine raft]

ok

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh send Pro-Ashepian propagandas within their nation instead.

[alpine raft]

can i scoop up some smaller companies again?

[radiant oyster]

@mental marsh progress on Seige?

[alpine raft]

top 10

[mental marsh]

they stil hold strong

[radiant oyster]

Pluh

[rotund hill]

We need less retaliation when we invaded those two nations

[mental marsh]

ig

[radiant oyster]

Surely they’re running out of supplies by now

Most major cities have less than a months stable supplies

[brisk pebble]

Can i produce some more ships to replace the ones i lost earlier in the war?

[alpine raft]

because expansion in companies inst just make more weapons, you gotta control more market share one way to do it is a monopoly

[prime compass]

They have been starving for 5 months

[radiant oyster]

By 3 or 4 months they’d be really hard press3d

[alpine raft]

can i do it for top 10 companies?

[brisk pebble]

"Just 1 more month bro"

[mental marsh]

they have alot bc someone ( @prime compass ) accidently told them yall going to war

[radiant oyster]

Fair

[mental marsh]

BRB

[brisk pebble]

Damn you belemin

[radiant oyster]

Start doing random pot shots over the walls with cannons into random buildings

[brisk pebble]

You damned us all

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh I need to force them to join me.

[brisk pebble]

I approve

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh can I invade them? Leave the vassal out of it. Unless some people volunteer….

[radiant oyster]

Bro said BRB he ain’t responding

[rotund hill]

I'm blind + illiterate

[alpine raft]

damn

[prime compass]

Because you didnt let me take control of their armies

[brisk pebble]

Same, i never learned hiw to read

[rotund hill]

Imagine knowing how to read

[brisk pebble]

Real, i dont even speak english

I speak america-

[rotund hill]

I speak Australian

I speak Canadian

I speak American

[alpine raft]

anyways

[brisk pebble]

Oi mate, that bastard kangaro ova there is challengin me to a fight

[alpine raft]

il soon be going international in weapons dealing

who wants to plan a government deal

[rotund hill]

@radiant oyster this guy is slandering your people

[brisk pebble]

Me

[alpine raft]

let me check the map

[radiant oyster]

DO NOT FIGHT THE KANGAROO

IT WILL WIN

[hollow wasp]

Stick im on the bahbie ay

[solid dock]

is this irl map or fictional world

[brisk pebble]

Im the most north eastern on the mao

[radiant oyster]

Might plan one via the governemnt of your country

[brisk pebble]

Irl

[radiant oyster]

For diplomatic reasons

[alpine raft]

whoah

[radiant oyster]

No 👽

[alpine raft]

calm down

[rotund hill]

Russians wrestle bears the way Australian wrestle kangaroos.

[alpine raft]

im selling directly

i dont want my government to be a middleman

[rotund hill]

The best I can take on are Ants

[radiant oyster]

@alpine raft this gives you a shit ton more money with a middleman

[brisk pebble]

Ill take your most advanced muskets

[alpine raft]

does it?

does anyone have a map with names

[radiant oyster]

You can sell for way higher becuase you sell to the Government, then they take a cut, then sell it again

[rotund hill]

Rate my cat on a scale of 1-10

[radiant oyster]

So it can be higher & the govt still buys it

[rotund hill]

He's the Meowfather

[alpine raft]

thank you

[mental marsh]

back

[radiant oyster]

@mental marsh we are taking random pot shots with over the walls now into random buildings just to reduce morale

[alpine raft]

damn mopius is really far

who is beef btw

[radiant oyster]

The entire benevolam has trade connections

[brisk pebble]

Im willing to import the guns that far

[mental marsh]

@raw vapor

[rotund hill]

Beef are the meat from Cattle

I meant cows

[radiant oyster]

You only have to import to the borders of benevolam area & it can be transported from there

[alpine raft]

funny

[rotund hill]

Idk

[mental marsh]

@radiant oyster btw you should get beef to join you

MAJOR UPATE

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh am I now allowed to make moves?

[radiant oyster]

Good idea

[radiant oyster]

Hmm?

[brisk pebble]

?

[mental marsh]

A OPENING HAS BEEN MADE AFTER 7 MONTHS

[radiant oyster]

Yes

Full charge!

[brisk pebble]

Now we cookin

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh how's my propaganda going

[radiant oyster]

@brisk pebble make all of your stationed navy land & charge from the port side

[alpine raft]

@mental marsh make more factories

[radiant oyster]

@prime compass get back here we are winning

[mental marsh]

you make 3

[mental marsh]

for?

[alpine raft]

am i now top 1

[prime compass]

Hm

[brisk pebble]

@mental marsh i do exactly that

[mental marsh]

top 2

[alpine raft]

damn

[raw vapor]

I'm going to request an entry into the belevoam alliance

[mental marsh]

@radiant oyster ?

hes ganj

across the lake

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh

[radiant oyster]

Let me see

[alpine raft]

Do you want guns

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh invade these guys. Ask for volunteers from my vassal but don’t force them into the war. Cut them off from sea trade. Blockade ports. Spare any civillians / soldiers that surrender. Don’t kill kids

[radiant oyster]

We will discuss

[raw vapor]

ok ok

[mental marsh]

the people ignore it

[alpine raft]

if he joins the alliance thats good

[mental marsh]

no

sessions ending

[alpine raft]

aight

[hollow wasp]

Ok

[radiant oyster]

@raw vapor you are accepted as a partial member for now

[rotund hill]

How influential are the Pro-Ashepian movements within their nations?

[raw vapor]

nice

[mental marsh]

he will be a major help

[radiant oyster]

You cannot be hostile with us & we can’t be with you

[brisk pebble]

Bruh whats the fate of gebadacia

[radiant oyster]

And we will have free trade

[mental marsh]

basicly nothing

THEY

[radiant oyster]

If you remain loyal you will become a full member state and receive other benefits

[mental marsh]

SURRENDER

[radiant oyster]

YESSSS

[mental marsh]

AFTER 8 MONTHS

[brisk pebble]

LEESSSSS GOOOOOOOOOIOOO

[radiant oyster]

@prime compass @brisk pebble let’s go to GC for land portions

[brisk pebble]

Absoloute cinema

[brisk pebble]

Aight

[radiant oyster]

Is the city destroyed or just ransacked?

@mental marsh

[rotund hill]

Vigorously fund them and start calling for their people to join Ashepia.

We shall not be divided with borders

[prime compass]

Ok

[mental marsh]

** TREATY OF GECBADIA **

[mental marsh]

no one does

[brisk pebble]

Bro its the 1700s, i dont think nationalism was even a thing yet

[mental marsh]

** SESSION OVER**

[rotund hill]

FUCK

[radiant oyster]

@mental marsh can we get our land portioned in first

[rotund hill]

I BARELY DID NOTHING

[mental marsh]

no

[rotund hill]

That's why I'm inventing it.

[radiant oyster]

Ok

[rotund hill]

Join our cause or face ultimate demise.

[hollow wasp]

@rotund hill boom, ur not Austria Hungary

[rotund hill]

I haven't done anything yet.

[hollow wasp]

I meant to say now lol

[rotund hill]

I know I'm not Austria Hungary, your statement was weird.

[brisk pebble]

Im on a seperate continent 😭

[rotund hill]

That statement wasn't for you.

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/no-empire-lasts-forever-austria-hungary-austria-hungary-empire-gif-11585381

[brisk pebble]

Oh alr lmao

[rotund hill]

I haven't even done anything yet, I don't deserve a civil war.

[frank latch]

anyone wanna play ches?

[alpine raft]

@raw vapor dms btw about pablo mw

[frank latch]

where is everybody bro

this place is a wasteland

[radiant oyster]

Sessioned ended

There was hundreds of messages a minute for like 4 hours

Everyone’s exhausted their game room ability for a bit now

[frank latch]

back in my day
people would do multiple map wars back to back...

[radiant oyster]

There was

Pablo’s was the last in a string of them

[mental marsh]

Btw how tf are we the same rank

[ripe owl]

@rotund hill if Anarchy took over Contana