🎲game-room

[hardy saffron]

Rock Paper Anything

@hollow wasp vs @quick idol
:x: One of the players took too long to respond!

[west path]

i will not permit ewald hate

[hollow wasp]

Bro I can not find one random rpa for u

[hollow wasp]

I hate ewald

[west path]

die

he was a good economist

well excluding the part where he privatized so drastically that ita llowed the oligarchs to easily consolidate poewr

[quick idol]

lets do the same thing now then

[west path]

(rookie mistake)

[hollow wasp]

~rpa @quick idol

[hardy saffron]

ercanramanov, @hollow wasp has challenged you to a game of rock paper anything! Do you accept?

[quick idol]

We both say Alpha 9 at 100% power

[hollow wasp]

Ok

[hardy saffron]

Rock Paper Anything

@hollow wasp vs @quick idol
🤖 uglyladdie chose alpha 9 at 100% power!
🤖 ercanramanov chose alpha 9 at 100% power!
:star: It's a tie!

Since both are at equal power, neither prevails. It would be a never ending battle.

[hollow wasp]

Voila

[quick idol]

Why is he a robot

@west path

[west path]

Erm

fake

im a duck

🦆

WAIT

WB HAS 126 BOOSTS

FIAT 126P

not ford

fiat

[hollow wasp]

~rpa @quick idol

[hardy saffron]

ercanramanov, @hollow wasp has challenged you to a game of rock paper anything! Do you accept?

Rock Paper Anything

@hollow wasp vs @quick idol
🍦🦆 uglyladdie chose qevie the ducking at 0.1% power (he’s eating an icecream)!
🏛️ ercanramanov chose republic of arcasia!
:trophy: @quick idol won!

A country will always have more power than a duck at 0.1% power, even if the duck is eating ice cream. The duck would likely be part of the country anyways.

[hollow wasp]

NOOOOO U KILLED QEVIE

[west path]

evil

[hollow wasp]

@quick idol why…..

[quick idol]

For Arcasian PMCs stealing resources in Rika

[mental marsh]

yo

[hollow wasp]

But, u killed Qevie…..

[mental marsh]

are we doing a session?

[quick idol]

No

[mental marsh]

did i miss it?

[hollow wasp]

Tbh I don’t know

[hollow garden]

Not yet

[mental marsh]

ok

ima work on mine

ping me when we start frfr

[hollow garden]

How is it going so far?

[mental marsh]

ima dm you

[hollow garden]

Can we be characters

Or do we only have to be leaders

Or how does it work

[mental marsh]

dm you

[hollow garden]

Tbh I think we might have too many players

I don't think there will be a perfect time for everybody

[quick idol]

kick the ones that dont play

and by that i mean kick them irl

[hollow garden]

Real

[mental marsh]

fr

[quick idol]

for the relevant players atleast

[mental marsh]

bros suffering from succes

i hope my mw got that problem

[hollow wasp]

@quick idol here’s the plan. U conduct the ritual and I’ll eat gummy bears

[quick idol]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: I'll do it. And @quick idol I'm planning. You eat the cake, I'll make the gum.

[quick idol]

@hollow wasp can we do this instead

[hollow wasp]

Hmmmm
U drive a hard bargain, I accept

[mental marsh]

my map is 6 mb

which is crazy

i think i made it too big

on the website

[hollow garden]

@quick idol will you play Pablo mw

[mental marsh]

chill bruh i havent even posted the mechanics

[hollow garden]

I want to eat gummy bears

[hollow garden]

Sorry 😔

[hollow wasp]

No gummies 4 u until exam results

[mental marsh]

i really hope is succeeds

[hollow garden]

That's in two weeks...

[hollow garden]

It will dw

[mental marsh]

@hollow wasp thoughts

[spark spindle]

Yello

[hollow wasp]

Ok fine u can have them 😒

[hollow garden]

sparky hiii

[spark spindle]

Damn you remember me?

[hollow wasp]

Solid. Can I join?

[spark spindle]

That's odd

[mental marsh]

not yet

still making it

[hollow wasp]

K

[hollow garden]

I really like the Banyang empire

[hollow garden]

Yes

you are important sparky

We all love you

[mental marsh]

one of the biggest

[hollow garden]

What kind of government is it

Or is it still a WIP

[mental marsh]

let me check

[hollow wasp]

He’s ambitious like that

[spark spindle]

Ty but none of you even know me that well 😭💙

[hollow garden]

true

[hollow garden]

Yippe

Anyways goodbye chat

I will watch game of thrones

[hollow wasp]

Can u keep phania for me btw?

[quick idol]

Probably

[hollow wasp]

Season 8: 💀

[spark spindle]

A

[hollow garden]

I'm still episode 2

[spark spindle]

Have fun

[hollow garden]

I just started the series

[mental marsh]

empire

[spark spindle]

Might follow suit ig

[mental marsh]

kinda in the name

[hollow wasp]

Lucky duck. Avoid spoilers but season 3/4 are so peak

[hollow garden]

Thanka

[mental marsh]

idk

you gata be there

[hollow wasp]

Pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls

https://tenor.com/view/don’t-make-me-beg-gif-12130911910626192031

https://tenor.com/view/happy-pretty-please-wagging-tail-dog-cute-gif-14459243992539268668

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smile-dog-smile-dog-gif-8410842647057035510

[mental marsh]

ehh i dont people will try hard to get nations

so dw

prob wont be picked

[hollow garden]

Can I be your righthand man

[hollow wasp]

But like can u just put me down for phania

[hollow garden]

Your grand vizier lad

I will do everything for your legacy

[hollow wasp]

Yessir mr klez we will make a bright future for phania together

[mental marsh]

ill see idk

[hollow wasp]

Ok

[rose cape]

@ornate current

[ornate current]

@rose cape

[rose cape]

band it

[ornate current]

whag

[sullen pawn]

When host

[ornate current]

today

[sullen pawn]

wow

I wish Dino would host

[hollow garden]

@ornate current omg froh

[mental marsh]

@hollow garden dms

i need your help

[low agate]

@hollow garden I finished the base

[mental marsh]

@ornate current thoughts on this map ?

[prime compass]

@ornate current low rank

[ornate current]

arent you a rebr

[prime compass]

Aksully

[ornate current]

2024

[prime compass]

My brother cried over venoms death

[mental marsh]

ok low rank

[prime compass]

20th september

@hollow garden when hosta

[ornate current]

okay!

[prime compass]

Ok

[west path]

AZGAAR WAR @quick idol

WE MUST VOMIT

🤢

[mental marsh]

cry about it 🙏

i aint spending hours on a map

[quick idol]

Exile him to the AW server

[mental marsh]

its not AW

i just need the map

[hollow garden]

Can u show

[prime compass]

When hosta

[hollow garden]

Valid

[prime compass]

Answer

[hollow garden]

When Skillerz and Khalix get on

[hollow garden]

Ur mean

[prime compass]

But then I will be asleep

[hollow garden]

Nuh uh

I'm a karate master

[prime compass]

SSP arrest him

[prime compass]

I am boxer

[west path]

rea

[ornate current]

should i host aw

[west path]

nop

you must be executed

[mental marsh]

no

[west path]

under the mapwarrian laws you must be removed from this reality for the crime of uhh

being lazy

[prime compass]

@west path when mw

[mental marsh]

im lazy and proud

[hollow garden]

@west path when mw

[ornate current]

@waxen remnant could you have stopped this?

[mental marsh]

how tf do they do these on azgaar bro 🙏

[mental marsh]

no albania mid map

[wraith quarry]

get an image converter

[mental marsh]

or just go to azgaar

[wraith quarry]

convert the image to something and then just use a paint with a large tolerance

[wraith quarry]

do not bring back these slop europe/world mws

they have finally died from game room

[ornate current]

its quite simple.

[mental marsh]

i suck at azgaar

so ima be using krita as the thing

[hollow garden]

Arab Federation??
Based department hello?

[wraith quarry]

krita my beloved

[mental marsh]

to host it

[mental marsh]

goated fr fr

[hollow garden]

@balmy epoch labaik le Etihad Al Arab

[wraith quarry]

i need guidance

my new map

[hollow garden]

I haven't seen one of these in a while

[wraith quarry]

is smaller than fish mw

[mental marsh]

send it fr fr

[wraith quarry]

and i dislike this

[hollow garden]

It would be something new

[wraith quarry]

do i make it bigger

[mental marsh]

yes

[hollow garden]

Nah

[wraith quarry]

at the cost of the current goodness of the map

[hollow garden]

The scope of fish mw is just massive

[wraith quarry]

like the map is good rn

[hollow garden]

Don't

[wraith quarry]

i like that

[ornate current]

i could host azgaar here unless theres unrest

[hollow garden]

You suoid

[hollow garden]

This looks like an std

[ornate current]

3 years of hosting

[mental marsh]

albania there peak

[ornate current]

its greek actually.

[mental marsh]

would be cool

[ornate current]

the albanians are still in their bunkers

[hollow garden]

Become our leader froh

The mw leader of game room

Our last leader was skillerz

[mental marsh]

nah we have the best tech

[hollow garden]

But he retired from the position

[hollow wasp]

@ornate current why were u banned btw

[mental marsh]

bros a bear

[wraith quarry]

no

god no

[ornate current]

not sure if theres any bias against azgaar here

[hollow garden]

Hoxin Kokhax

Or whatever his name was

[ornate current]

witchhunting

[hollow garden]

Ur a dragon

[gilded harbor]

Why was I pinged

[hollow wasp]

Wdym

[wraith quarry]

because of their disruptive and petty behavior

[ornate current]

i tried ot get blade banned

[mental marsh]

UNITED KOSOVO AND ALBANIA PEAK MAP

[hollow garden]

Is this that fantasy map thing

[hollow wasp]

Damn

[hollow wasp]

Crazy

[ornate current]

depends what you mean by fantasy

[hollow wasp]

Ok bye again

[ornate current]

theres no magic but the earth is different

unfinished map not sure if ill ever get to it tho

[wraith quarry]

anti-desert map

[ornate current]

would the channel be opposed

[west path]

2093842

[prime compass]

We are waiting for suzerain mw

In like...

Multiple hours..

[ornate current]

https://tenor.com/view/joey-swoll-bath-playing-dinosaur-buff-gif-974433150749411319

[prime compass]

Are you sure

[mental marsh]

cool map ngl

why is arabia divided

[wraith quarry]

europe

[mental marsh]

yo i finnished my mw might open it

[frank latch]

Europeans: "Ha, Americans are so bad a geography"
American Geography:

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 9

[mental marsh]

ngl those are some square roads

like too square

[frank latch]

they were built before the buildings

[hollow garden]

This looks nice

[hollow garden]

Can I join

[mental marsh]

yeah

[hollow garden]

You know bow this reminds me

The other day I memorised the 50 US states 🔥

[frank latch]

notices that Kansas City is in Missouri, not Kansas

(and the smaller Kansas City to the left)

[hollow garden]

Can I buy a gun now

[mental marsh]

might try to convice bow for me to get hoster

[mental marsh]

ooh yeah

[hollow garden]

Huh odd

[mental marsh]

@hollow garden should i also annouce it here?

that its open

[hollow garden]

Yes

[frank latch]

depends
have you purchased the legal amount of illegal fireworks

[mental marsh]

and people should join

[wraith quarry]

can you teach me them

[mental marsh]

texas

new jersay shouldt count as a state ngl

more like a prison

[wraith quarry]

atp i know european states better than US states

[frank latch]

bet
name every single one without help

AND ALL OF THEIR CAPITALS

[mental marsh]

mid west sucks ngl

[mental marsh]

you cant do that

[frank latch]

I can't name all of the capitals
but most of them at least

[mental marsh]

i have memorised every european capital

any nation i know it

idk why

[mental marsh]

@frank latch would be nice fr fr

[hollow garden]

I will do it in vc

[frank latch]

it's given via vote

[mental marsh]

oh cool

[frank latch]

I recommend hyping the map war up for support

cus

[mental marsh]

ive tried

[frank latch]

for some reason
people are quite against adding new mws

[hollow garden]

How do I screenshare

[mental marsh]

klez has done more hyping

[frank latch]

there's a button

[mental marsh]

theres a button for it

[mental marsh]

like just not add them

[hollow garden]

okay I got it we will do the 50 US states test

[prime compass]

KLEZNAMIAAAA

[hollow garden]

what

[prime compass]

Who is my Opposition now

[mental marsh]

would you vote in favour of me

[hollow garden]

I-I want to name US states in vc

[prime compass]

In what

[mental marsh]

if a poll gets added to add my mw

[prime compass]

Hey buddy...SSP is outside

[frank latch]

?

[prime compass]

Sure

[hollow garden]

Join vc to experience beauty

[frank latch]

@hollow garden alr
tell me then
where is Rhode Island

[hollow garden]

🔥

[frank latch]

Can't join vc

[hollow garden]

Rip

[mental marsh]

west coast

abit north

near ny

[prime compass]

Will you still hosta today 🥺

You promised

[hollow garden]

probably not tbh

[frank latch]

it's red bro

[wild mason]

Where is Montana

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-vince-mcmahon-meme-vince-no-no-no-way-gif-7797789826061351147

[prime compass]

You promised 😢

[frank latch]

Delaware

[hollow garden]

I did semi host

The circumstances just didn't align...

[prime compass]

That was a prologue

[mental marsh]

delaware isnt real bro

[prime compass]

For 2 people 😔

[mental marsh]

its near marland

[prime compass]

Where is alaska

[frank latch]

correction
it does

but a lot of people think that Maryland exists

which it doesn't

[frank latch]

How about
Vermont

[frank latch]

(I get New Hampshire and Vermont mixed up all the time)

[prime compass]

And nruv state?

[frank latch]

nice

[hollow garden]

These two should be merged btw

[prime compass]

Louisiana

[hollow garden]

Tf is Nruv state

[prime compass]

Dustin Poirier state

[frank latch]

a lot of them should be merged

but I guarantee in the future people will begin wanting more states

[frank latch]

Wyoming

[hollow garden]

The sweet senate seats

[ripe owl]

@hollow garden check fucking dms Klezna

[prime compass]

Illinois

[frank latch]

The youngest state

[prime compass]

He isnt hosting today 😔

[mental marsh]

yo ima open my mw now

[frosty drum]

Minnesota

[prime compass]

Uh

[hollow garden]

When is Puerto Rico becoming a state

Actually would it be a Blue or a red state

[prime compass]

Yellow

[mental marsh]

you can now pick nations

[prime compass]

Wyoming

[wild mason]

Purple

[prime compass]

Blumi!!

[hollow garden]

We went over it already yes

[prime compass]

Sordland

[hollow garden]

Banyang empire

[mental marsh]

bet

[hollow garden]

I think that's nice

[frank latch]

wdym

[prime compass]

Wdym

[frosty drum]

Cheonguk

[hollow garden]

I mean like If if was admitted to the union would it vote dem or rep

[frank latch]

maybe dem

but

[mental marsh]

ok

[frank latch]

could go both ways depending

the issue is Puerto Rico is obviously very Hispanic
and
Conservatives probably wouldn't like that very much

[mental marsh]

@hollow garden Banyang Empire
Population: ~35 million
Exports: Spices, bronze, elephants
Government: Empire under an emperor

The Banyang Empire is ruled by an emperor with centralized power, supported by military generals and provincial governors. Its vast land is rich in spice plantations, bronze mines, and elephant herds. The emperor maintains control through a strong army and an extensive network of local rulers who administer the empire’s various regions.

@frosty drum Cheonguk Empire
Population: ~30 million
Exports: Jade, silver, salt
Government: Empire under an emperor

Cheonguk is ruled by an emperor, who holds supreme power over the empire’s vast territories. The emperor is supported by a network of governors and officials who manage the daily affairs. The empire’s wealth comes from its jade, silver, and salt, and the emperor’s authority is reinforced by a strong military and bureaucratic system.

[hollow garden]

Well why don't dems push for it's statehood?

This seems like an easy victory for them

[hollow garden]

Let's goo

The Banyang empire will reign supreme

[frosty drum]

How is my terrain

[prime compass]

@hollow garden kleznamish

[hollow garden]

How centralised I'm?

[mental marsh]

check bio map

[spring bison]

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-025-00782-0 @hollow garden did you make this

[prime compass]

Kleznam will you hosta tommoros

[mental marsh]

pretty and somewhat loved

[frank latch]

honestly
because Puerto Rico doesn't want it

They would rather remain as an incorporated territory

[spring bison]

it will be dem btw

[prime compass]

500 xp

@frank latch why u chicken

[mental marsh]

@hollow wasp @frank latch @spring bison @prime compass wana join?

[frank latch]

a big part of that being
they don't need income tax

[spring bison]

because it isint as simple as that

[prime compass]

Later

[hollow garden]

Explain then!

[spring bison]

lets move to puerto rico

[frank latch]

not that they don't have taxes though

Puerto Rico has its own government

[spring bison]

like rn

[hollow garden]

But why

[frosty drum]

@mental marsh how's my morale

[hollow garden]

Yes

[spring bison]

lets evade fascist federal taxing

[frank latch]

I honestly

Don't fully know

[hollow garden]

Suzerain weekend

I will try

[spring bison]

the usa should go back to being a confederacy

[mental marsh]

mid

[spring bison]

no more federal taxation

[mental marsh]

not that high

[hollow garden]

U should go back to being a confedacry

[prime compass]

Is this a trick

Is klez a populist?

[hollow garden]

Remember the promise

Friday Saturday Sunday

[frosty drum]

But am I powerful?

[hollow garden]

Friday failed

But there are two more shots

[mental marsh]

yeah knda

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crazyoldman-crazy-brainrot-gif-456860555340668160

[prime compass]

Friday is DEAD!!!!
@friday.0001#0

What

Why is my pings

[hollow garden]

I want to centralise more

[prime compass]

What

Guh

[mental marsh]

not a session rn

[hollow garden]

And be like Louis the 14th

[hollow garden]

Oh

[prime compass]

@hollow garden can i ask mw questions

[hollow garden]

Did Friday leave

[mental marsh]

yeah i got 2 memebers

[prime compass]

No

[mental marsh]

what would i do with 2

[hollow garden]

In dms to not hijack Pablo's mw

[hollow garden]

More people will join when you are hosting

[prime compass]

But you take 18 eons to reply!

[mental marsh]

@quick idol

[frank latch]

maybe as a way to have their identity remain independent from the U.S.

most likely a political reason
and the fact that a lot of politicians in the U.S. would not want it to become a state
because of their hispanic population
the liability they pose geopolitically
militarily
economically (they're not doing so well and natural disasters cause a ton of damage)

and
statehood is an eternal bond (thanks CSA)
so
giving them statehood rules out their possibility of independence

[hollow garden]

I have slow thinking

[mental marsh]

hopefully

[quick idol]

Barifa

[prime compass]

Sometimes i think

[frosty drum]

@mental marsh from a scale of 1 to 10 how difficult is my starting position

[mental marsh]

ok

[hollow garden]

So it's the US procrastinating what to do with Puerto Rico?

[mental marsh]

7-8

[frosty drum]

How so

[hollow garden]

If I'm being valid Puerto Rico should be an independent nation

[prime compass]

Dms

[hollow garden]

It being a territory of the US is a result of past US imperialism

Like what happened in Cuba and the Philippines

[mental marsh]

your a empire?

[mental marsh]

they let it go

[frank latch]

yea

[mental marsh]

the us couldve gotten cuba

idk why they let it go

[frank latch]

but I doubt the reason they procrastinate on their independence isn't because they want to hold on to the territory

but because the Puerto Ricans don't want independence

they just don't want statehood

[mental marsh]

why no statehood

[frank latch]

most prefer the way things are

[frank latch]

...

[mental marsh]

dawg let me read

[mental marsh]

ok i read it

however

statehood would give them benifts

[frank latch]

economic
and
financial benefits
sure

[mental marsh]

independence is a slow and would prob be not good

[frank latch]

but

that's it

[mental marsh]

ngl i think theyre right to keep things how they are

[frank latch]

they benefit from being a autonomous territory
because they still get military and political protection

without having to really be too involved

[mental marsh]

yeah

[mental marsh]

ngl i expected more to join my mw

[spring bison]

youre literally using azaggar

what did you expect

[mental marsh]

your right

but im too lazy to make my own

[mental marsh]

i mean i suck at azgaar so i aint even using it

im only using it for the maps

@hollow garden this your fault

[quick idol]

nah its my fault

[mental marsh]

yeah

is azgaar that bad 😭

[hollow garden]

I did nothing

@mental marsh map?

[cerulean siren]

Hi

[mental marsh]

you already have it

wdym

[cerulean siren]

Shut up low rank

[mental marsh]

yo wana join my mw?

sadly its azgaar tho

[hollow garden]

Send It again pleasea

[quick idol]

@mental marsh whats the state of my nation rn

[mental marsh]

oh yeah

i forgot

[quick idol]

Dementia

[mental marsh]

@quick idol Kingdom of Barifa
Population: ~7 million
Exports: Salt, gemstones, ivory
Government: Monarchy

Barifa is a coastal kingdom ruled by a monarch, where the wealth of the kingdom is built on the control of salt mines, gemstone deposits, and ivory trade. The king’s power is reinforced by a naval fleet that ensures security and controls trade routes along the coast. The monarchy is supported by both the merchant class and the military, making it a well-balanced, wealthy kingdom.

[quick idol]

peak

why am i always a monarchy

[mental marsh]

theres like 1 republic

[quick idol]

Lmao L

[mental marsh]

btw only 3 joined

but ig its been only 10 min

[hollow garden]

Can I demand this region?

[mental marsh]

so i was prob just being delusinal

[hollow garden]

Send an ultimatum to Tchung

[mental marsh]

i think thats sklez

skilz

[hollow garden]

I'm scared of writing it normally

Isn't that a slur

[balmy epoch]

rate this original map I made.

[mental marsh]

nbm

nvm skilz is down

[hollow garden]

This is crazy

Actually this is pretty good

[mental marsh]

no session

[balmy epoch]

(not mine)

[mental marsh]

so cool that you made this

[frosty drum]

@mental marsh I'm here

[mental marsh]

no session

[wild mason]

Wow! So beatiful. .. I can't believe you're so talented 😁😁

[mental marsh]

provence mao

[low agate]

@frosty drum wanna see a new map I made?

[mental marsh]

@frosty drum @hollow garden @quick idol

[frosty drum]

Sure

[hollow garden]

Our main culture will be the southern one

We will slowly assimilate the north

[mental marsh]

old

hold i meant

[mental marsh]

theres a culture map tho

twovo host

nice

[hollow garden]

We are mostly uniform culturewise

Except this Siqian minority

[cerulean siren]

Mayeb

[hollow garden]

What about religion map

[cerulean siren]

TAKING MY LOVEEEE ON THE WIREEEE

[mental marsh]

yo wana join the mw?

@hollow garden

[mental marsh]

wana join my mw tho

[cerulean siren]

Im good

[mental marsh]

is it bc of azgaar?

[rose cape]

@mental marsh larak

[cerulean siren]

No

[rose cape]

make me

[mental marsh]

ok

[cerulean siren]

Js dont play in mapwars these days

[mental marsh]

dam

[cerulean siren]

But my mind is very mallable so who knows

[hollow garden]

My borders are really religious uniform

[wild mason]

@mental marsh Sangjeonjuk

[mental marsh]

funny word

[rose cape]

what is the state of

[mental marsh]

your main religon is organized

[mental marsh]

one sec ill tell you the details

@rose cape Larak Empire
Population: ~20 million
Exports: Wool, timber, metals
Government: Empire under an emperor

The Larak Empire is ruled by an emperor with significant military and economic control. The emperor's authority is supported by powerful generals and a vast bureaucracy that oversees the empire’s extensive trade routes. The wealth of the empire is built on the export of wool, timber, and metals

@wild mason Kingdom of Sangjeonguk
Population: ~14 million
Exports: Timber, saffron, paper
Government: Monarchy

Sangjeonguk is ruled by a king who holds full control over the kingdom. The king’s power is supported by his noble court and religious advisors. The kingdom thrives through the export of timber, saffron, and paper, and the king’s role is to protect the land’s natural resources and maintain peace with the surrounding regions.

btw guys these are important

[rose cape]

@mental marsh what is uor navy like

[mental marsh]

good not that bad

[mental marsh]

make me a hoster to becoem the best nation fr fr

dam

[cerulean siren]

Pay to win

[rose cape]

@mental marsh use our spare timber to increase the production of both warships and trade ships

[mental marsh]

not a session rn

[frosty drum]

Current progress

[mental marsh]

nice

better than mine

[frosty drum]

@rose cape @cerulean siren @hollow garden

[mental marsh]

@hollow wasp ill save phania for you btw

[cerulean siren]

SESSION BEGINS
@west path @quick idol @spring bison @vital latch @rotund hill @prime compass @hollow garden @frosty drum

[mental marsh]

forgot me but didt forget the dead man

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[cerulean siren]

@novel jay @mental marsh @visual shard @rotund hill @hollow wasp

[quick idol]

Status of the capital?

[mental marsh]

brb

[mental marsh]

status of ships?

[novel jay]

Uhh what mw is this again

[mental marsh]

twovo

like

internal

[cerulean siren]

Lots of Turmoil still from the assassination , but the tour has brought hopes up.

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/nileseyy-niles-peace-out-disappear-meme-disappearing-guy-checking-out-gif-25558985

[cerulean siren]

Imports are back up from the Pirates being delt with

[west path]

OH EM GEE

[cerulean siren]

in good condition

[mental marsh]

time to do illegal activates

[cerulean siren]

@hollow garden Your input is needed in the Chamber vote to investigate @spring bison

[hollow garden]

I reject this

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren How's the Province Status

[hollow garden]

LeBron should have the respect a governor deserves from his compatriots

[vital latch]

Hola

[hollow garden]

Is it not presumptive to accuse him of such needless things?

[vital latch]

I'm slightly late

[spring bison]

theyre trying to investigate me with no evidence btw

[hollow garden]

To do an investigation on him

[hollow garden]

You probably did shit but I'm voting against this

[hollow garden]

Hii cosmic

[spring bison]

I didnt btw

[cerulean siren]

Good however after recent tax changes the people are questioning who you really support

[vital latch]

lebron did it I'm like 90% sure

or atleast played a role in it

[hollow garden]

What happened

@cerulean siren province status

[spring bison]

a prince got assasinated

[prime compass]

@cerulean siren
Sail to the nearest Port and ask around for asnini

[vital latch]

the prince got assassinated and we found some solid evidence that lebron had reasoning to assassinate the prince

[hollow garden]

Which one

[spring bison]

"solid evidence" has no evidence

[hollow garden]

The general?

[prime compass]

Me

[vital latch]

general the prince

[spring bison]

idk

[cerulean siren]

Not very goood. After the border deal, people lack faith in your ability to properly reason with the emperor

[hollow garden]

Thank you god

We are so back

@cerulean siren he is really dead??

[cerulean siren]

yeah the one you didnt like

[cerulean siren]

Yes

[vital latch]

faulty tax reports mixed with some other evidence found that heavily implied the faulty tax reports were because you were being paid off

🤫

[hollow garden]

Hell yeah

[spring bison]

👽

[cerulean siren]

Sliced in the neck and bled to death

[spring bison]

the "other evidence" does not exist

[hollow garden]

Good riddance anyway

[vital latch]

should I pull it up ❓

[spring bison]

yes 👽

[hollow garden]

What was the border deal

[hollow garden]

I will restore the people's faith

Not by words

But by action

[spring bison]

👽

[hollow garden]

Bro did nothing

[frosty drum]

Lmfao

[hollow garden]

Free my bro

Yeah I ain't seen nothing

Veto this shit

@frosty drum @vital latch

No one likes that prince

[vital latch]

I'm not a governor

[frosty drum]

No

[spring bison]

the only real "evidence" is "lebron wants war in the region"

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren Could I post this evidence found publicly in order to possibly sway some votes?

[cerulean siren]

@hollow wasp Secured a deal with the Galin to loosen troops on the border if they watch the smuggling. However the people have noticed that nothing really changed

[cerulean siren]

yes

[spring bison]

this just seems like a personal plot tbh 👽

[vital latch]

do so :)

[prime compass]

@cerulean siren grr

[hollow garden]

I'm confused

Who is Galin?

And what smuggling did they loosen

[cerulean siren]

"Asnini? good luck bud, your gonna have to get to some good ports for that"

[hollow garden]

Why are we even trying to ruin LeBron

No one liked that prince booo

[vital latch]

I want to see justice

[hollow garden]

Tf is Asniini

[spring bison]

theyre so fixated on accusing me with no evidence it just seems like a personal plot tbh

[prime compass]

"You know any?"

[hollow garden]

Bro you know what that prince wanted to do

[vital latch]

(Admitidly I'm biased the prince had some client potentiol for me)

[prime compass]

Child slavery

[cerulean siren]

Weapons Into Tealia supporting paramilltary groups
Galin is the "barbarians" from before

[mental marsh]

Back

@cerulean siren when pay check

[hollow garden]

Get our army to break this up

Who is Galin

We will have zero tolerance for these guys

If they won't respect diplomacy

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren budget status btw

[hollow garden]

Then we will make them respect lead

[mental marsh]

@hollow garden yo want help? I'm a pirate and I need some money

[cerulean siren]

"Kadedina got some great cartography guilds, my have sum luck in the capital, Dalari"

[cerulean siren]

Orange

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren start selling tickets to a new show in a couple weeks. This show will be a play about the anti slavery movement from a seemingly unbiased lens. Bring in points from both sides but make it just slightly point towards 'slavery is a necessary evil'.

[cerulean siren]

Problem is that the army left

[prime compass]

Head to Kadedina!

[cerulean siren]

he lacks the "sea" requirement

[hollow garden]

I will hire you as mercenaries to help us if we win you will get control of the region as tributees

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren attend show with some crew members

[hollow garden]

What

[prime compass]

Level 78 Level up message

[mental marsh]

Nvm

[vital latch]

I've decided I'm open to investment btw, dee ems.

[mental marsh]

@hollow garden no sea

[prime compass]

What a knockout

[cerulean siren]

We Feared applying pressure on Galiin would pull Kadedina and Perlos into a war against us, due to just being in the region. As Perlos was actively moblizing troops on our Border

[hollow garden]

Forever apart...

[prime compass]

Me and fish mw

[hollow garden]

Is this a kingdom decree?

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren u hosting?

[spring bison]

dms btw

[hollow garden]

Real

@spring bison do you want to ally

[cerulean siren]

General Decree by @hollow wasp

[spring bison]

we are literally governorates wdym

[cerulean siren]

Map for Context

[hollow garden]

I see I will respect it then

This is difficult

[hollow wasp]

Huh?

[cerulean siren]

I mean a poltical ally is still a thing

[prime compass]

Kadedina

[hollow garden]

I mean like being friendies

[mental marsh]

@hollow wasp yo I opened my mw btw

[hollow wasp]

Oh yay! Can I be phania?

[spring bison]

bet

[mental marsh]

Yup saved it for you

[hollow wasp]

😁

[cerulean siren]

We Have Around 35% left in expendables for this year

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren can we get an army on the border and negotiate with perlos a non aggression pact and just cut off the Galins

I will campaign personally in Galin

Actually do I have an heir

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren With money from the new show, begin funding the creation of a second theatre. This one will be built in Flaxport as it is denseishly populated and has a fair few nobles who may be interested in investment.

[hollow wasp]

@hollow garden mb about galin I was dealing with it but then the prince died

[cerulean siren]

Tickets are beign sold, as many are intrigued to see the show of the songstress who almost saved the prince

[hollow garden]

He had it coming

His sins caught up with him

[cerulean siren]

will do

[hollow garden]

Did cosmic become rich this quickly

[hollow wasp]

KLEZ?

[hollow garden]

Actually I forgot what thing he originally did to me 👽

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren raid flaxport so rents cheaper (joke)

[hollow garden]

But he did something evil to me

[cerulean siren]

Yeah this wont work

[hollow wasp]

@west path u dead?

[hollow garden]

Which part

[prime compass]

@cerulean siren twovo what does kadedina..

[vital latch]

Pablo de orange my goat!!!1!!1!! (funniest joke action I've seen all week somehow cnl)

[mental marsh]

Who said its a joke

[cerulean siren]

Bulding due May of 1472

[hollow garden]

Is qevie playing in twovo mw

[spring bison]

production status

[prime compass]

Kadedina

[spring bison]

how up are we

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren we will invest in our farms more

[hollow wasp]

Yeah he’s the governor of flaxport

[hollow garden]

We need food security

[cerulean siren]

Your old enough to have like a child

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren dms

[hollow garden]

Am I a woman or a man

[mental marsh]

Man probably

[prime compass]

@cerulean siren
Start looking for cartography guilds in Kadedina which have asnini on the map..

[cerulean siren]

NAP w/Perlos. They are a Protectorate of Kadenia our rival.

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren yo collab when

[cerulean siren]

I will lmk when you arrive.

[prime compass]

Ok!

[hollow garden]

These guys are really cocky

The urge to invade them

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren I want to invest in @vital latch ‘s theatre. Would that be possible?

[hollow wasp]

Who are u in the mw btw?

[mental marsh]

Dms 🙏

[vital latch]

I ofc allow this to happen :)

[cerulean siren]

@prime compass However, on your travels you encounter a Crab Hole locally know to contain "Unknown rIches for those who dare enter"

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren what about constructing a series of fortifications on the border with Galin

[hollow wasp]

How much r u asking for a 10% stake?

[hollow garden]

We will name them the Lad forts

After his majesty

[hollow garden]

I'm the governor of Tealia

[hollow wasp]

I’m just a general lol

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren production status
how up are we

[hollow wasp]

W

[prime compass]

Consult the Crew
Should we go in?

[hollow wasp]

Don’t trust it belemin!

[prime compass]

Yes.

[prime compass]

Why

A true pirate has no fear

[hollow wasp]

If the locals know it’s rich and haven’t plundered it there’s a reason why

Don’t risk

[mental marsh]

@prime compass collab fr fr

[prime compass]

Hmm

@cerulean siren
Go into the crab hole! Prepare all weapons

[hollow wasp]

Rusbsjeird s

[hollow garden]

Yarrr

[noble cradle]

@cerulean siren
Go into the crab hole! Prepare all lobsters !

[vital latch]

Other peoples shows:
10% stake you
20% stake me
70% stake preformer and their crew
My shows
10% stake you
70% stake me
30% crew payments
for maybe like a fourth of the cost covered?

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren road map?

[hollow wasp]

Can i do a once off payment?

[mental marsh]

Dam

[noble cradle]

110% shares in your shows

[vital latch]

a third of the cost of construction would be nice, although I don't know how much the construction costs.

[mental marsh]

@prime compass when are admitinf I'm the better pirate and joining me

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren

[prime compass]

No

[mental marsh]

Need help finding assani

[prime compass]

Asnini*

I think im fine

[hollow wasp]

@mental marsh u remember that job we discussed?

[mental marsh]

Wasn't it legit already revealed

[hollow wasp]

Not this latest one

Remember?

Dms @mental marsh

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren I'd like to take a trip to Donnix, take notes on the area, and use those notes to write songs and plays about the location. This will hopefully contribute to my reputation of writing songs/plays about the empires various regions, and the minor cultural diferences; but ultimate shared nationality.

[frosty drum]

I'm chillin

[vital latch]

(My overall goal with this is to increase empire unity)

[cerulean siren]

From the Past year, at 12% overall increase

[hollow garden]

Come here habibi

I will sponsor your visit

[cerulean siren]

Okay, in what way

[cerulean siren]

done

[vital latch]

after Donnix, sure!

[spring bison]

PEAK

[cerulean siren]

well not the action

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren r-road map

[cerulean siren]

ive looked at them

[cerulean siren]

which is

[hollow wasp]

Is bro trying to become culture?

[cerulean siren]

man

[vital latch]

also have someone else do a preformence in the capital theatre during this 'vacation'. I will take a 20% cut.

[hollow garden]

Well we will build more farms and give our Farmers more modern tools and teach them innovative techniques

[cerulean siren]

nah fr

[vital latch]

why become the kingdom when you can become the culture instead?

[prime compass]

@cerulean siren

[hollow garden]

Can I marry lad

[cerulean siren]

Yes!

[hollow garden]

A gay marriage

[cerulean siren]

This can work

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren I’d like to invest in cosmic’s theatre for 1/3 of it’s construction cost

[hollow garden]

Or is lad a woman

[hollow wasp]

I’m married klez

Lol

[spring bison]

offcourse KLEZNAM would say this

[cerulean siren]

"Sure boss, just send one of the odd guys to do it (Points at harold)"

[vital latch]

that reminds me I still need to somehow obtain an heir

[hollow garden]

😔

[vital latch]

I don't know the plot here...

[prime compass]

Harold go in there!
Give him a weapon and lantern

[vital latch]

will probably just pull some poor person off the street and adopt them

[hollow garden]

Send a petition to the imperial government asking them to pursue such course of action for the security of our country and to protect us in the case of a future attack alongside dealing with the smuggling issue in the short term

[hollow garden]

Caoimhe

[cerulean siren]

"Its... cold down here... is THAT GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! SLIVER MY GOODNESS, WIAT THIS IS THE TOMB OF R- snap snap snap AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

GUNSHOT

"DIE YOU VERMIN< MY LORD MY GOODNESS, HELP"

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren have a schizophrenic breakdown and declare independence forming the roman empire

[hollow garden]

Divorce her lad

[west path]

the cartel got him

[hollow garden]

You don't need to be in this unhappy marriage

[prime compass]

"HAROLD?"

"Oh..shit"

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren wdym alien in dms

[vital latch]

HAROLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[hollow garden]

What happened to bro

[hollow wasp]

She’ll take the kids

[west path]

Harold should NOT have died

[prime compass]

RUSH TO HAROLD!!!!

[hollow wasp]

I-I cant

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren Imma Check on the issues in the province

[vital latch]

WE NEED TO SAVE HAROLD

[west path]

we need to DESTROY this tomb

[prime compass]

ALL MEN ASSIST HAROLD!!!

[hollow garden]

Pray for Harold

[mental marsh]

Crazy

[hollow wasp]

Flaxport mob

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren when news about Harold reaches me write a song about the poor lad... paint Harold in a glorious light, may he rest in peace

[hollow garden]

Allah save this young one

[vital latch]

💔

[prime compass]

See my pirate Crew is peak

[mental marsh]

Rip Harold 🙏

[mental marsh]

Mines better

[cerulean siren]

"IM SORRY ELLA, I TRULEY DID LOVE YO-"

[prime compass]

Harold:

[prime compass]

NOOOOOOO

[mental marsh]

@west path when's the pay check bro

[spring bison]

is belemin a woman

[vital latch]

HAROLD

[prime compass]

no

[vital latch]

NOOOOOOOO

[cerulean siren]

no

its a confession

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren did the farm thing go well

[mental marsh]

That's what I'm wondering

[cerulean siren]

to imply that he's dead

[spring bison]

oh

[vital latch]

no I think I'm the only person playing as a woman

[cerulean siren]

i swear if yall start marrying eachother 😭

[mental marsh]

Your a woman?

[prime compass]

"ALL MEN WE MUST AVENGE OUR BROTHER!! SLAY THE VERMIN...FOR HAROLD!!!!"

[mental marsh]

Lmao

[west path]

xuddy i havent seen you deliver them yet

[vital latch]

I should not have said that we're fucked

[west path]

❓

[hollow garden]

rp mw

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren DM’s

[prime compass]

Uxair

[mental marsh]

Oh right twovo invade flaxport fr fr

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[west path]

nothing from twovo

[vital latch]

it's not uxair mw yet

[hollow garden]

@west path Qevie what is Flaxport

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren yo did I or did I not do the thing

[mental marsh]

City

[balmy epoch]

nsfw mw hosted by me in 4 days

[spring bison]

@vital latch you should make a song about this scene btw

[mental marsh]

Peak

[west path]

governorship in southern flint

[mental marsh]

Join mine fr fr

[west path]

UXAIR OUR KING

[cerulean siren]

You find a Giant Crab, bigger then bobby over 5 times

[west path]

HE HAS BLESSED THIS DAY

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren dee ems

[balmy epoch]

I’m going fishing soon so I can’t

[spring bison]

it will be peak

[prime compass]

Who is bobby

[cerulean siren]

peak

[hollow wasp]

Harold’s friend

[cerulean siren]

Bobby the big ole lovable fat guy

[mental marsh]

Dude was it successful

[prime compass]

@cerulean siren
Shöot at the crabs arms and eyes!
Switch positions and shoot again

[cerulean siren]

im so behind on actions

[hollow garden]

This guy is a corrupt oligarch

[mental marsh]

Funny ö

[prime compass]

FOR HAROLD!!!

[mental marsh]

Dw your being overwhelmed

[prime compass]

German ö

[mental marsh]

Turkish

[hollow garden]

Let's pause actions

[west path]

truthnuke

[cerulean siren]

okay

[mental marsh]

@west path when will it be public that were together ❤️

[west path]

circa 2026

maybe sooner

[mental marsh]

I'm waiting ❤️

[cerulean siren]

You land in a small port town, and the first thing of note while you travel in your carriage is all the slaves on the sugar plantations

[cerulean siren]

Through schooling i assume

[vital latch]

Note down how horrible that is before remembering I'm a sellout and crossing it out with something like 'Lots of slaves, poor guys; nececary for the economy though... maybe.'

[mental marsh]

I'm never getting the stuff am i

[spring bison]

@cerulean siren can I build the Kremlin

[mental marsh]

Commie

[hollow garden]

no

[cerulean siren]

petion sent

[cerulean siren]

Peetion sent

[spring bison]

👽

[hollow garden]

Yippe

[spring bison]

💔

[knotty cosmos]

How do we feel about the Holy World-Ruling Neo-Zionist Socialist Emirate of Nauru?

[cerulean siren]

Fr or Joke?

[hollow garden]

You always break my heart LeBron

This is how it feels

[cerulean siren]

gimme 5

[west path]

this is real

[spring bison]

I would instantly get crushed its a joke

[hollow garden]

Joke

[west path]

REAL

[cerulean siren]

you will not hear about harlod, he just another victim to the crab hole

[vital latch]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

@prime compass QUICK

SHARE HAROLDS STORY

I NEED TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT HIM

[spring bison]

what if we all just teamed up to declare independence and form the roman empire

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren did I or did I not get the stuff from the thing on the green nation

[prime compass]

He was an odd fellow, a good one

[cerulean siren]

yes

[prime compass]

A true passion in his heart

[west path]

@cerulean siren have a schizophrenic breakdown and declare independence forming the Holy Roman Empire

[prime compass]

Till the day death do us part

[cerulean siren]

joke or fr?

[west path]

joke

[spring bison]

build it in the capital and move the administration there

[mental marsh]

Real

[prime compass]

@cerulean siren

[knotty cosmos]

Yes it is, we all live in it

[mental marsh]

@vital latch when is bro singing about the death of Harold

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren write a song about the possibility of a democratic system, then write one about the current system. Make them both shown in an extremely positive light, pleasing both political sides.

[vital latch]

when Belemin gets Harold in the news

[cerulean siren]

@hollow garden The Emperor Writes back

"Thank you for reaching out Governor Nowar, i do believe it is our Greatest interest to fortify the Galin and Perlos borders. I will ask to the Chamber on a Budgeting Plan"

[vital latch]

then I will finally know about Harold

and I will finally be allowed to sing about Harold

[cerulean siren]

do i read dms or do i move to august

[mental marsh]

When is the song about drugs lambos and gangs come out

[wraith quarry]

im shooting Harol

[west path]

soon

[vital latch]

tomorow

[hollow wasp]

@cerulean siren employ more men

[vital latch]

,roll 20 shoot fish

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 4

[vital latch]

i lose

[wraith quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/снайпер-sniper-scope-fire-shot-gif-16969497