🎲game-room

[teal harness]

I hope the Stone Age wizards don't know how to hurl down a star from the sky, wiping me out instantly like in the new Worldbox update...

[radiant oyster]

Y E L L O

[teal harness]

H E L L O

Just in case I forget, the name of my nation will be the Carlyle Group, if that's okay...

[prime compass]

@rotund hill
Invade Deyr

[teal harness]

Where are you on the map Sir BeleminPH?

[prime compass]

What map!

I dont play khalix mw

Bye bye

[west path]

real

[rotund hill]

@teal harness @radiant oyster
Sorry for the late reply, @radiant oyster I made your base of operations as a tent instead, you can freely move around the map although you won't be able to make actual infrastructures until you settle down.

Current Map

[radiant oyster]

I have plans

The plans being trade everything I can’t produce myself

(Once people exist in my general area)

[hollow garden]

This looks really well done

Can I join

[rotund hill]

@radiant oyster you would also need to find an actual food source for the mean time.

[frosty drum]

@rotund hill can I play fr

[teal harness]

Please don't hit me with tariffs...

[radiant oyster]

Deserts have plenty of food sources for nomadic tribes

[rotund hill]

Welldone Done.
Of course you can!

[radiant oyster]

People survived in them for thousands of years irl

[rotund hill]

Colour and Location?

[teal harness]

Just about. Will you try to become Khan?

[radiant oyster]

Idk, thinking maybe a trading empire

[frosty drum]

Purple
This area

[radiant oyster]

Historically desert nomad populations became specialty traders of luxury goods over extreme distance

[rotund hill]

Sounds like a plan

[teal harness]

I mean, my island is so small I assume I have already full control over it right? Or do I need to still expand?

[radiant oyster]

Especially in areas that no other cultures can viably cross

[frosty drum]

@rotund hill more specifically the island south as starting position

[hollow garden]

A rebr dmed me accidentally

But he is spitting some fire lore rn about a world he is making

[teal harness]

Sorry, I was hungry.

[rotund hill]

You don't have to expand anymore

[hollow garden]

This is the map he made

[hollow garden]

It's ok I love you Amar

[teal harness]

Looks a lot like Han China.

I can see Russia and even Korea.

[teal harness]

Can the folks of my nation start educating towards the importance and value of money? Shadow wizard blood money type of situation I am thinking of for the future...

[hollow garden]

This is his inspiration

In his world there is a dessert

That's eaten with a rock and lemon

And you control how sour the lemon is

[teal harness]

So sour it compresses space and time.

[hollow garden]

Perhaps

It is a high fantasy world after all

[mental marsh]

What

[hollow garden]

There is humans elves halflings beastfolk

[tender storm]

Do you need another nomad tribe on your spot

[teal harness]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-conquest-conquest-invincible-conquest-whisper-conquest-mark-gif-13767822324423116429

[hollow garden]

Amar I'm so lonely

All the Albania mw players fear me

[teal harness]

It's okay Mr. President.

[hollow garden]

They call me "mafia"

I don't even get a name

Just a purpose

[teal harness]

What did you do? Form an international crime organization?

[hollow garden]

no only a tomato cartel

[teal harness]

Italians are crying and begging beneath your feet.

[hollow garden]

I'll try to be okay

[mental marsh]

No they dont

Dude elbasan kinda likes you

[mental marsh]

Btw Italy aka teacup is like 100x more hated then you

[hollow garden]

I will stop being evil and rejoin

And DESTROY what was his name again

Forgive me Pablo

The distances seperated us

Our hearts strayed far away from each

But despite everything we are whole again...

[mental marsh]

❤️‍🩹

[frosty drum]

@mental marsh hello!

[mental marsh]

Kinda gay ngl

[hollow garden]

It's platonic love

Can't a man love his bro

Smh

This generation

Calling everything gay

[mental marsh]

Anyway

[mental marsh]

Alright wana still be a mafia?

[hollow garden]

okay

[rotund hill]

We're in the Stone Age...

[hollow garden]

@rotund hill map?

I-I want to join

[mental marsh]

Cool do elbasan was split into 3 areas

[teal harness]

Fantasy too right? They'll figure it out eventually.

[hollow garden]

I'm uniting them then CONQUERING whatever his name was again

[teal harness]

What element of Fantasy, now that I think about it.

[frosty drum]

Quick question
Do we ever even leave the Stone-Iron Age?

[teal harness]

Is it high fantasy?

[rotund hill]

Yes

[mental marsh]

Tirana?

Tirana is in allied with pidgeon

[rotund hill]

I want it to have elements of Magic & Fantasy, but I don't wanna go overboard.

[mental marsh]

@rotund hill alright summon goku

[frosty drum]

@rotund hill can i see my nation btw

[hollow garden]

Yes them

[mental marsh]

They are allied with pidgeon

[frosty drum]

Can I actually have magic
The other 2 mws with magic going on gave excluded me from literally all forms of magic
While everyone else gets cool stuff

[rotund hill]

@frosty drum

[frosty drum]

Nice

[mental marsh]

I suggest to just hug and forget about it

[hollow garden]

I have a solution

[rotund hill]

Current Map @hollow garden

[hollow garden]

This slight against us is unforgivable it's like how Germany annexed Alsace Lorraine

[rotund hill]

We got four nations, we start at 7

[frosty drum]

@rotund hill

[hollow garden]

I will start near this mysterious structure

[rotund hill]

You need to find a way to obtain them, for now, focus on your agriculture. Population would play a crucial role within this MW.

[mental marsh]

@rotund hill alright since I literally live in the jungle I should know how to navigate I and expand

East

[rotund hill]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[mental marsh]

Isn't that someone's nation

[rotund hill]

That's just Baron

[hollow garden]

It is?

[hollow garden]

@radiant oyster let's be desert bffs

[rotund hill]

Regarding Mysterious Structures, there should be some around the map.

[teal harness]

Baron shall secretly assassinate world leaders on May 14th 2025

[mental marsh]

@rotund hill

[rotund hill]

What colour? @hollow garden

[rotund hill]

The session will start as soon as we gather 7 members, doesn't matter who's online y'all can be NPC states for a while.

[mental marsh]

What about me 💔

Ok

[rotund hill]

Current Map

[hollow garden]

Cyan

[radiant oyster]

@hollow garden you should take the slightly more eastern lesser desert/savanah

[rotund hill]

Okay, but just to let you know. The desert is the most difficult biome to settle in.

[radiant oyster]

Be a linking area

[teal harness]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-star-wars-padme-gif-5048790

[rotund hill]

https://tenor.com/view/padme-amidala-star-wars-gif-19150295

[hollow garden]

Labayk

[rotund hill]

Why do I have a crush on this woman

[hollow garden]

@rotund hill

[radiant oyster]

Oo

[rotund hill]

What?

[hollow garden]

Labayk means to your service/yes sir

[teal harness]

https://tenor.com/view/padme-amidala-star-wars-attack-gif-15596192

[rotund hill]

Okay, I'll spawn you slightly east of the Desert

[tender storm]

Your a freak

[teal harness]

You'rr'rea've

[tender storm]

Kill

[teal harness]

When are you leaving the Necromancer past behind.

[tender storm]

I have a crush on somebody here and it isn't the girl

[teal harness]

Dino lover boy.

[frosty drum]

@rotund hill how good of a position am I in

[rotund hill]

8/10

[teal harness]

What about me, on a lonely little island.

[radiant oyster]

See becuase my area is the most distadvantaged biome to play how Maximus intends, I’m going to do everything incorrectly

[teal harness]

@rotund hill @tender storm Are you two over the ~rpa phase?

[rotund hill]

@radiant oyster gets a special treatment as a Nomad Civilization, but I made sure to spawn him in the middle of the desert.

[frosty drum]

@radiant oyster btw don't Colonize any part of my mainland and we should be fine

[tender storm]

~rpa @teal harness

[hardy saffron]

heinrichwittenbach, @tender storm has challenged you to a game of rock paper anything! Do you accept?

[mental marsh]

Sup

[hardy saffron]

Rock Paper Anything

@tender storm vs @teal harness
⚛️ therealblue chose quarkic and conceptual obliteration (timeless)(destroys sre's)!
👤 heinrichwittenbach chose the shadow monarch alt!
:trophy: @tender storm won!

Quarkic and conceptual obliteration encompasses a higher level of destructive power and transcends the limitations of a single entity like the shadow monarch.

[radiant oyster]

I’m keeping to my deserts

Stay out of the deserts & your fine

[mental marsh]

Yall should join #1357080347996721222 fr fr

[radiant oyster]

(You’d die anyway lel)

[tender storm]

What if you diea

Maximus show me the map again ong

[radiant oyster]

My peeps are accustomed to the deserts

[frosty drum]

@radiant oyster I'm not in the desert...

[mental marsh]

Fr

[tender storm]

I'll just kill you myself

[rotund hill]

Btw at the end of every session, I'll rank all civilization. Regarding Manpower, Military Strength & Overall Technology.

[radiant oyster]

Good

[mental marsh]

Ok

[rotund hill]

Wanna join? @tender storm

[mental marsh]

When session start

[frosty drum]

@rotund hill Pls dont start the mw until later

[tender storm]

Color of blue

[rotund hill]

I'll start at exactly 9pm (+8 UTC)

[rotund hill]

I'll give you navy blue

[frosty drum]

What is that in cst

[tender storm]

Thats fine

[tender storm]

Look it up

[quick idol]

whats this here

[tender storm]

A dead country

[quick idol]

rip who killed it

[tender storm]

Itself

[frosty drum]

Armenia

[teal harness]

Me.

[tender storm]

Check dms btw

We need a game plan

[quick idol]

@rotund hill place me here

[mental marsh]

Yo we on the same island

[tender storm]

Ik

Truce?

[mental marsh]

Truce

[tender storm]

Bet

[rotund hill]

Colour?

[quick idol]

Cyan

[teal harness]

You are going to betray him the first chance you get, aren't you?

[rotund hill]

Cyan is taken sorry

[quick idol]

guh

is red taken

[tender storm]

No

[hidden ferry]

When Worldbox Simulator got update?

[quick idol]

Ligher red than omni orange's i mean

[tender storm]

I don't betray allies unless they try to betray me

[teal harness]

🧐 Can we ally. I can provide moral support.

[rotund hill]

I'll give you Crimson Red, Communist Red.

[tender storm]

Where are you?

[teal harness]

That one lonely island to the far right in the middle.

[rotund hill]

He's in the middle of the ocean East

[quick idol]

Foreshadowing?

[teal harness]

...Is it okay if I be sky blue instead? I can't see my color properly.

[tender storm]

Sure why not

[rotund hill]

Sorry Cyan looks similar to Skyblue. The only reason you cannot see your color is you have fully Annexed the island.

[quick idol]

Then its good for camoflauge!!!

your enemies cant see it either if you cant see it

[tender storm]

@mental marsh we are now also allied with @teal harness if your ok with that

[teal harness]

Good call. For all criminal intents and malign purposes, I do not exist.

[quick idol]

do yall about each others existence

[teal harness]

The Tribunal.

[tender storm]

Not yet but we will

[teal harness]

...I mean we are in the Stone Age, but then again.

People still live in hovels now too.

[tender storm]

WAIT WE DO WE WERE PAST TRIBES THAT SPLIT APART

[teal harness]

Lore thickens.

[tender storm]

Ong

Ercan join the clan ong

[mental marsh]

uhh sure

[tender storm]

Ight

We're going to create a massive alliance

[quick idol]

what clan

[teal harness]

The Axis of Origin.

We were all originally one. Trust.

[quick idol]

Im an ocean away from yall 👽

[teal harness]

Minor trifles.

The winds carry our voices.

[tender storm]

We are hivemind

[frosty drum]

Are yall Allying before the mw even begins???

[mental marsh]

crazy

[quick idol]

my location on the map

[quick idol]

unless you're omni orange you cant reach me

[mental marsh]

cool trade?

[quick idol]

👽

[frosty drum]

@mental marsh @quick idol @tender storm @teal harness

[quick idol]

im not

[mental marsh]

planning to

[frosty drum]

It's the stone age

[tender storm]

Yes?

[frosty drum]

There is no alliances

[tender storm]

Idrc tbh

[quick idol]

We are too far away and too early for any big alliance to work

[mental marsh]

yo skilz you should join #1357080347996721222

[quick idol]

infact we are TRIBES probably

[mental marsh]

ok but like wana trade?

[frosty drum]

Once I finish Loragyor and make a Session im banning this kind of alliance making

[quick idol]

idk bro the mw didnt start

[tender storm]

You can try

Level 64

[mental marsh]

dam i might switch hosting my mw here

yk more popular

[rotund hill]

@frosty drum @quick idol @teal harness @radiant oyster @hollow garden
@tender storm
@mental marsh
Current Map

We start in 11 minutes.

@tender storm wrong ping mb

[frosty drum]

11 minutes?????????

[tender storm]

Bet

[quick idol]

I have a bad feeling about these 2

[rotund hill]

Any objections?

The majority of us are online, sooo.

[quick idol]

Which one genocides the other first yall

[rotund hill]

This session prolly gotta last for an hour

[teal harness]

Me on my lil' isle just chilling.

[frosty drum]

I'm gonna start school in 20

[rotund hill]

You can be an NPC for now, I'll take over for a while.

[frosty drum]

I'll make the first few actions

[rotund hill]

Send it in dms

[west path]

draw topography when

[prime compass]

@west path excuse me

[west path]

you must suffer just like BoW did

[rotund hill]

I'm not that good in map making, I made this map for like a single hour.

[quick idol]

Be glad its alpha and not amazting, amazting would be asking for a tectonic plate map, wind map, topography map and more at the same time

[rotund hill]

Prolly next session.

[raw vapor]

wind map for the navies

[radiant oyster]

We chilling

[hollow garden]

@raw vapor are you Tarista

[rotund hill]

@frosty drum @quick idol @teal harness @radiant oyster @hollow garden
@tender storm
@mental marsh
We officially starts now (pls don't overwhelm me)
Reminders:
• All actions require manpower. The amount of tasks you can make depends on your kingdom’s population.
• All kingdoms start with 500 Manpower. Take it or leave it.
Current Map

D nap is loading

[tender storm]

Expand

[prime compass]

@hollow garden kleznamish

[tender storm]

I WANT TO EXPAND

[rotund hill]

YOU HAVEN'T BUILD HOUSES YET

[radiant oyster]

@rotund hill question, do I innately have prowess over desert travel given my places nature?

[tender storm]

BUILD HOUSES

[rotund hill]

Yes

[tender storm]

IDC I NEED TO EXOAMD

[frosty drum]

Loragyor current Status

[hollow garden]

Yes

[rotund hill]

You don't know how

[prime compass]

Did you check dms

[tender storm]

Research building houses

[hollow garden]

@prime compass whatcha know about completing the square

[quick idol]

@rotund hill first action build some huts because people have to live somewhere i guess

[prime compass]

What square

[radiant oyster]

In that case, can I survey & chart the westward regions somewhat? (My equivalent of expansion)

[rotund hill]

Your people gathered some sticks and they made makeshift houses

[tender storm]

Thank you

[rotund hill]

I don't understand

[radiant oyster]

Hmm?

[hollow garden]

The algebra thing

[radiant oyster]

My people are nomadic, they have no major permenant base

[rotund hill]

@radiant oyster you can definitely scout lands, but you can't annex them as long as you don't make a proper settlement and stay

[radiant oyster]

Blud doesn’t know how nomads work

[quick idol]

@hollow garden legally obligated to ask this daily
will you host suzerain mw today

[radiant oyster]

Would a small permenant outpost suffice?

[rotund hill]

I don't

[prime compass]

Show picture

[hollow garden]

Probably not I have to complete the square

[radiant oyster]

A nomadic population has no one major permenant settlement, they often go in rotations around a very large area, only temporaly staying in a given spot

[rotund hill]

I don't want to make you too OP you can make a bunch of caravans and make tents as temporary shelter

[quick idol]

@rotund hill put a rock on a stick, im thinking we could call this invention "spear"

[radiant oyster]

The downside of nomads is the lifestyle can’t support very high pops

[hollow garden]

I can't understand this chapter at all

[rotund hill]

But you wouldn't be able to annex lands when you're nomadic, you can only occupy them.

[quick idol]

math exam mw session 3

[tender storm]

Invent the wheel and farms

[radiant oyster]

Exactly

[hollow garden]

Am I stupid

[radiant oyster]

I can chart an area I “occupy” but anyone could just traipse over it

[prime compass]

Forget

[rotund hill]

You did exactly that.

[hollow garden]

I should forget my worries?

Perhaps

I worry too much

[prime compass]

No forget it!

[radiant oyster]

If I’m going to double down on the nomad stuff you may as well make my border be a dotted line

[hollow garden]

But but I want to learn it

[rotund hill]

Okay I get it now

[hollow garden]

What if it comes in the exam

[quick idol]

begin hunting animals and spearfishing because people need to eat i guess

[prime compass]

Host suzerain mw..

[quick idol]

host math exam mw

[rotund hill]

How many people are going hunting?

[mental marsh]

sup

[prime compass]

Death

[rotund hill]

(you have 500 men)

[quick idol]

guess what

,roll 500

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: You rolled 16

[quick idol]

send 16

[rotund hill]

@quick idol you sent 16 men wielding crappy spears to go hunt animals. The rest of your population is starving.

[mental marsh]

@rotund hill expand east

[quick idol]

dw we'll stop starving when they get back

[rotund hill]

Your people disobeyed and built houses instead

[mental marsh]

ok

[quick idol]

@rotund hill also send another 20 to spearfish because we have spears and a coast why not

[rotund hill]

16 men isn't sufficient to feed 500 stomachs.

[rotund hill]

They did exactly that

[mental marsh]

ok so capture and domesticate animals

[quick idol]

Peak

[tender storm]

May I start farms and build more houses

Wrong person

[rotund hill]

How many men would you send?

[mental marsh]

30

with spears

and leashes

[frosty drum]

@rotund hill dms for rest of actions

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh you gave your 30 men sharp sticks to domesticate animals. Although they haven't figured out what a leash yet.

[quick idol]

@rotund hill because maybe we need a better food source invent farming
get like 100 people to work on that and make farming tools

[mental marsh]

invent it

[tender storm]

Build more houses and research how to build farms

Using our fecal matter as fertilizer

[rotund hill]

You gathered 100 men to replant random stuff in the ground

[rotund hill]

How many men would be making houses & how many would be managing the farms.

[tender storm]

100 people for me as well for each

[rotund hill]

Your people don't know how to make leashes

[tender storm]

100 of each

[mental marsh]

what??

dumbass you dont attack the animals?

[tender storm]

@rotund hill I'd like to also put 20 people towards a dedicated language and writing system

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh your 30 men found some wild boars, although the board retaliated and managed to flee (you need more men)

[rotund hill]

Your people don't know how to write, nor do they have the materials to do so.

[quick idol]

@rotund hill now that we can eat get like 50 people to work on making our huts less shitty

[mental marsh]

capture like 5 bro

and breed them

[tender storm]

Which is why I'm inventing it

My god

[rotund hill]

Send more men

[quick idol]

it says you dont have the materials to do so

[mental marsh]

send 50 more

[tender storm]

What about the spoken language

[rotund hill]

You took some rocks and then chiseled it.

[tender storm]

Peak

[rotund hill]

They do have that

[tender storm]

Now I'll force that language on any person I trade with

[mental marsh]

@rotund hill coincidentally speak the same language as @tender storm

[quick idol]

@rotund hill now get 50 people again to build more huts because we kinda need that rn

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh your 70 men managed to find and capture 6 boars, and kill 11. Unfortunately 5 men of yours got injured in the process.

[radiant oyster]

Do my people know about the guys in the nearby civ?

[rotund hill]

No

[mental marsh]

ok heal them

[radiant oyster]

Hmm

[mental marsh]

and go back to the tribe

make a lil pen for them

[radiant oyster]

Can I send out a scouting party of 10 men to circle around my claim?

[rotund hill]

@radiant oyster you did just that.

[mental marsh]

@rotund hill the boars?

[rotund hill]

You gathered some sticks and made a boar pen (you don't know what to feed them)

[quick idol]

obviously people

[radiant oyster]

Chat should I sleep now or stay for the rest of sesh

[quick idol]

Eyequ requires human sacrifices

[mental marsh]

grass? like bro we def have seen them eating

[rotund hill]

I'll take over for now

[teal harness]

@rotund hill On my island, all my people gather to discuss the future prospects of the nation. They yearn for a land far beyond, one spoken of in myths, outside of their little isle.

Does it go nicely? Maybe an adventurous spirit fills them???

[mental marsh]

@rotund hill Invent the ak 47

[teal harness]

whar

[tender storm]

Build a boat lil bro

@rotund hill I want nukes now

[teal harness]

My people are still Stone Age.

[quick idol]

@rotund hill send people south to see whats in there

[rotund hill]

How many people are you going to send?

[mental marsh]

@rotund hill Alright make more wheat farms

[quick idol]

30 should be good enough

[mental marsh]

and try planting new seeds

[tender storm]

@rotund hill I'd like to build more houses

[mental marsh]

bros worse then fahker when replying

[tender storm]

I need expamsion

Whats my manpower rn

[quick idol]

500

[rotund hill]

@tender storm the majority of your people are busy planting seeds, you only managed to build a few shacks

[quick idol]

Soon to be 300

[tender storm]

I've gotten stronger

[teal harness]

@rotund hill Let my people go! How are our education prosects Khalix.

Are we capitalists yet.

[tender storm]

Doesn't that increase my manpower

[rotund hill]

50 available, 250 are planting, 150 building houses

[quick idol]

@rotund hill whar is

[tender storm]

How long does it take to increase manpower

[mental marsh]

@rotund hill build more houses and more quality houses

[rotund hill]

You haven't invented currency @teal harness your starving population invented wooden spears and then went spear fishing

[rotund hill]

You don't know how.

[teal harness]

We just started and my people are already malnourished. Masterclass.

[rotund hill]

The end of every session

[quick idol]

Did you get them food

[tender storm]

Ah I see

[rotund hill]

They haven't returned yet, chill.

[teal harness]

We shall invest into harvesting crops and gathering fish. We shall develop the best fish and chips.

[tender storm]

How long before I get the results of my farms

[quick idol]

Oh

[mental marsh]

ok we find out that mixing dirt with small rocks makes stronger stuff by accident

[rotund hill]

After a session

[mental marsh]

and we try to build a house with that

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh your remaining man power went to a nearby river and then gathered "Clay"

[quick idol]

For now we'll work on improving our farms while waiting for them

[rotund hill]

Majority of your population are currently planting

[tender storm]

Then why is it an hour

[quick idol]

As should be

[mental marsh]

ok now order all houses to be built by that from now on

[rotund hill]

At the meantime you could order your remaining people to invent stuff

[mental marsh]

might host my session ngl

[rotund hill]

You've tried although not the best results.

[tender storm]

Invent spears

[mental marsh]

nah tell them to look how much better the house is

[teal harness]

@rotund hill With our spear fishing technique, we begin spear weapon techniques too.

[mental marsh]

btw off topic mind checking out my mw?

[rotund hill]

Proceed

[rotund hill]

Your people made sharp sticks and then went hunting with it.

[mental marsh]

?

[teal harness]

Train my people with spears. Let's create the phalanx soon.

Hehe.

[mental marsh]

@rotund hill try putting the newly found clay on the tips of the spears

[rotund hill]

How many men are you going to wield with Spears & Train?

[teal harness]

I need at least 100 of my 500 strong army to be spear holders.

We can't be fighting with fists and stones all day long.

[rotund hill]

You mixed some clay on the tip of the spears (it's effective though not durable)

[mental marsh]

try to perfect it and go hunting

[rotund hill]

@quick idol your 30 men have returned and brought back a calf.

@tender storm you have 150 available manpower and you made more houses.

[mental marsh]

btw wtf does this mean

[rotund hill]

Do it.

[teal harness]

😭 Where did they steal the cow from. Welp, now we have milk.

Wait, that's for Ercan.

Cwazy.

[quick idol]

peak

[rotund hill]

@quick idol your men are arguing whether they should eat it or domesticate it.

[quick idol]

i say domesticate

[mental marsh]

oh mb its hosted in #1357080347996721222 some details are in https://discord.com/channels/1284785474149421057/1358786005930344528

[rotund hill]

You did just that

[quick idol]

peak

[tender storm]

Word on making bricks using hardened mud to make more lasting infrastructure

[quick idol]

build a cow pen

[tender storm]

50 people assigned to that

[mental marsh]

you mean wild cattle?

[rotund hill]

You sent 50 men to gather clay.

[tender storm]

@mental marsh once we expand close enoufh to each other, trade knowledge?

[mental marsh]

copy cat

[mental marsh]

sure

t

[rotund hill]

I'll make a map update, hold on guys.

[tender storm]

Also I'd like to find obsidian glass and use it as spear tips for my strongest foghters

Send 50 to do that

[mental marsh]

@rotund hill alright some smart ass in the tribes starts asking why does wood float and makes a raft.

[tender storm]

I'd like to assign my last 50 to make bows

[teal harness]

Now that we have an elite team of spearmen, my nation decides to create a caste system.

[rotund hill]

You don't have the knowledge to bundle sticks together. Plus it's crappy and sinks when a person rides it.

[teal harness]

Hopefully it leads to spearholder positions being passed down like a form of nobility.

😭

[rotund hill]

You don't have the knowledge to make string

[tender storm]

@rotund hill

[mental marsh]

alright give him funding to do it basicly just help bro

[rotund hill]

"Elite Noble Starving Cavemen"

[rotund hill]

How many men would you send to look for obsidian?

[tender storm]

Look below

[quick idol]

Just use water and lava?

[teal harness]

Good enough. At least a system is set in place. It'll be a precedent for later.

[rotund hill]

I suggest making better stone tools to actually gather wood.

[mental marsh]

ok so we make sharp clay

[rotund hill]

@tender storm done, wait for then to return

[rotund hill]

It's not as effective and shatters Immediately.

[quick idol]

@rotund hill how are our farms rn

[mental marsh]

find rocks and sharp thoes

[rotund hill]

I'm currently drawing them

[tender storm]

Alright I still have 50 manpower use it to build more houses

[rotund hill]

You send 100 men to do that, you currently have the superior stone tools technology amongst everyone.

[mental marsh]

RAH SUCK IT YALL

[mental marsh]

alright collect vines and try connecting wood with that

[tender storm]

You may have good stone tools but I have good spears

[mental marsh]

nah

[tender storm]

Yeah

[quick idol]

Nope im not letting that pass, get 50 guys to work on better stone tools

[tender storm]

Obsidian is peak

[mental marsh]

also make spears with that

[rotund hill]

@quick idol they're busy petting the cow (no more manpower)

[quick idol]

Guh

[rotund hill]

@tender storm your 50 men returned and found some flint

[quick idol]

now he needs steel

[rotund hill]

@quick idol they'll be finished with the house soon.

[tender storm]

That is not obsidian send those bitches back out

[quick idol]

Peak?

they HAVE to find steel now

[rotund hill]

@tender storm you have the option to expand.

[tender storm]

Expand

[mental marsh]

@rotund hill ok now with vines try to connect sharp rock to stick

[quick idol]

Cant believe most of us have the option to expand

[rotund hill]

What direction?

[tender storm]

Towards Orange

[rotund hill]

You'll have that option later.

[brittle gust]

Is this a mapwar in progress

Can I join

[tender storm]

I've been building houses since turn 1 ercan

[mental marsh]

@rotund hill

also

start making a raft

hello?

[rotund hill]

You barely have any wood

You can't make proper rafts with sticks

[mental marsh]

i live in a jungle tho

@rotund hill send 50 men to get wood

meanwhile

promote more kids

[tender storm]

He's cutting down trees

Bro

[quick idol]

child labor???

[frank latch]

is Klez online?

[quick idol]

or uxair mw reference

[rotund hill]

They used stone and started chopping the trees (this may take a while)

[mental marsh]

nah

@hollow garden

[mental marsh]

nah just make explosives

[quick idol]

Thats gonna end badly

[tender storm]

Whole civilization dies

[mental marsh]

im just trolling him

[rotund hill]

@quick idol @tender storm the both of you have expanded significantly, while @mental marsh's people are busy with agriculture and making babies.

Sorry gang I had technical errors

[mental marsh]

cool better weapons

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh your 50 men have successfully chopped a few trees, the question how they would carry it back the capital.

[mental marsh]

with stones

[quick idol]

@rotund hill are we good enough to make boats

[mental marsh]

ok so make primative wheels

by putting tress under the logs

and have them roll

[quick idol]

or rafts since stone age

[rotund hill]

You need better stone tools to properly chop wood.

[mental marsh]

@rotund hill this existed btw

[rotund hill]

Primitive wheels out of what?

[quick idol]

get 50 guys to work on better stone tools and then chopping wood

[mental marsh]

ok so basicly

place the logs

[rotund hill]

I get it

[mental marsh]

ok

[rotund hill]

But they would need more pieces logs, which they don't have.

[mental marsh]

ok cut some more

[rotund hill]

@mental marsh gather more people cut the logs into smaller pieces.

Gosh you don't have to carry an entire tree.

[mental marsh]

not what i meant but works

[quick idol]

cant believe khalix and omni orange switched places

[rotund hill]

Lmao

@quick idol currently 350 of your people are busy with the farms with 50 making better tools & and a 100 making houses.

[mental marsh]

@quick idol alrigth capture some cows and domesticate them

oh

@rotund hill

and have them carry logs

[rotund hill]

You have boars in your region not cows

[mental marsh]

ok have them carry logs

[rotund hill]

Your people don't even know what a cow is

[rotund hill]

How would you do that?

[mental marsh]

vines

[quick idol]

Crazy

[rotund hill]

So you wrap it around the animal?

[mental marsh]

yeah but it doesnt harm them

also they like us btw

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/david-goggins-lifting-they-dont-know-me-workout-gym-gif-17664862

[mental marsh]

cuz theyve been around us

[rotund hill]

It is easier if you instead had your men carry the logs.

[mental marsh]

@rotund hill summon belemin and have him carry logs

[mental marsh]

why

[rotund hill]

Trying to neutralize the Boars would be more difficult than carrying heavy logs.

I might have to call it off for now.

[mental marsh]

dude theyve been around humans since they were babies

they def aint scare of us

[mental marsh]

fine have men do it

[rotund hill]

No! You forcefully abducted them.

[mental marsh]

yes but they had kids

[rotund hill]

Consider it done.

[mental marsh]

and the kids now like us

bye

gtg

im like only here

[quick idol]

im waiting for the tools to be done

[tender storm]

How's my stuff that I was doing

[mental marsh]

crazy

[prime compass]

@hollow garden kleznamish...we have a new Player..

[hollow wasp]

What a silly goose duck

[spring bison]

wow this is so beautiful

[west path]

do not mention geese in my vicinity

they KILLED MY FAMILY

[mental marsh]

@cerulean siren yo btw what's like your mw based off ?

[hollow wasp]

I censored it

[mental marsh]

Time period

[west path]

🙏

[mental marsh]

Btw when am I getting a official contract

[west path]

lebron leaked it

[frank latch]

Geese are cool

I like geese more than ducks

[mental marsh]

I don't like both

[hollow wasp]

@west path kill him

[west path]

when your line of work changes 🐖

[west path]

already deploying the nukes

[hollow wasp]

@west path kill him too

[mental marsh]

5k is too much bro

[frank latch]

Florida Iron Dome:

[mental marsh]

Dude your paying me for thar work

[west path]

u got 500 from one raid

[mental marsh]

That's 10 raids

[west path]

yea but i cant make it official if you want to escape liability

🐖

[mental marsh]

I'll get caught

[west path]

true..

ill give you more ships of the line

🤑

[mental marsh]

Dude I can buy my own ships now

[frank latch]

ches?\

[mental marsh]

I can't get 5k

[spring bison]

spawn on this island

[mental marsh]

Bros addicted

[west path]

does 2k sound good

[mental marsh]

Sure

[prime compass]

@west path HELPPP

[hollow garden]

I'm so stressed out

[west path]

only 4 raids and i think i still make good money

[hollow wasp]

How many ships

[hollow garden]

I can't do this bro

[mental marsh]

Idk

[west path]

equal reimbursement for both parties

[hollow wasp]

Drugs:

[frank latch]

why

[prime compass]

Never back down never what

[hollow garden]

SAT maths

[west path]

whar

[mental marsh]

Oh dam

[hollow garden]

no bro I'm cooked

[hollow wasp]

If u can get a lot I have a job 4 u

[spring bison]

alcohol:

[prime compass]

I am shot

[prime compass]

What is it

When is the exam

[hollow garden]

That would be underage drinking LeBron

[frank latch]

he aliens this
but replies with "drugs"

[hollow garden]

Promoting underage drinking are we?

[mental marsh]

Killing and Betraying ercan is crazy

[hollow wasp]

I alien that because I did the joke first

[west path]

there is no wa

[frank latch]

@hollow garden Instead of stressing over math

Ches?

[mental marsh]

You Muslim tho

[hollow garden]

Friday

[hollow wasp]

Tf

[prime compass]

Ough.m.

[frank latch]

Deja Vu moment

[hollow garden]

I'm actually not I'm agnostic

[spring bison]

every child in egypt will drink alcohol by 2026

[mental marsh]

I caught you

[frank latch]

(Idk why, but I got Deja Vu)

[mental marsh]

What

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch clearly first

[spring bison]

"What"

[frank latch]

I read this incorrectly because there wasn't a comma

so I was incredibly confused

[spring bison]

average american

[frank latch]

"I'm not agnostic I'm agnostic" is what I read

[spring bison]

a slave to punctuation

[hollow garden]

Smh

The feeble English mind

cannot comprehend punctuation

[prime compass]

You filthy blud

[frank latch]

says the Blud:

[hollow garden]

I'm so nervous though

[mental marsh]

Dam

[mental marsh]

I never knew that

[frank latch]

you'll be fine

if you understand the concepts

[prime compass]

Be quiet.

[frank latch]

and you know how to solve for x

you'll be fine

@hollow garden when do you do the SAT?

[mental marsh]

Friday

[hollow garden]

It's Friday

[hollow garden]

Bow have you done the SAT

[hollow wasp]

@hollow garden u been yapping ur war to super pumpkin instead of studying Fr

[frank latch]

I have not

[hollow garden]

True

Procrastination will cause my death one day

[prime compass]

I have my MSA soon

[hollow wasp]

Like procrastinating on that plane ticket to get away from the zombies

[frank latch]

what's that?

[hollow garden]

Yes exactly

[hollow garden]

Are you ready for it

[prime compass]

Basically 10th grade finals

[spring bison]

bro

[prime compass]

Yes

[spring bison]

it keeps decreasing

[hollow garden]

I really should have studied more

[prime compass]

(No)

[hollow garden]

I'm so stupid

[spring bison]

this is crazy

[frank latch]

oh

[hollow garden]

What

[frank latch]

how do those work

[prime compass]

I wrote french exam today

[hollow wasp]

@hollow garden what level is ur exam

[hollow garden]

Did you do well

[prime compass]

Well we have 3 subjects in which we write our MSA
German
Math
English

[spring bison]

wait nvm

[prime compass]

And yeah

[prime compass]

No comment, sorry.

[hollow garden]

Wdym

[frank latch]

is English the language
or like literature/reading comprehension

[prime compass]

English MSA we have to like listening tasks, writing tasks

[spring bison]

its increasing

[prime compass]

Write a comment...

Its easy

[frank latch]

that didn't answer the question...

[prime compass]

I Dont understandimg

[hollow wasp]

Like what age exam is it

[frank latch]

you're gonna fail english

[prime compass]

Nope

[spring bison]

apple is cooked wtf

[rose cape]

baseball, huh?

[prime compass]

My english capabilities are beyond your comprehension, buddy..

[hollow garden]

He means like is it a normal English exam or the hellish version

[rose cape]

*america

[frank latch]

is English the English Language
or
is English literature/reading comprehension

[hollow garden]

The one with reading comprehension writing yap yap

[prime compass]

Uh

[hollow garden]

It's SAT

I'm 11th Grade

[spring bison]

is this fr?

[prime compass]

I think 2nd

[rose cape]

you can do it i believe in you

[hollow garden]

Thank you amaz

I needed that

[prime compass]

Anyway

[hollow garden]

Anyways goodbye chat

I will lock in

[frank latch]

describe what you have to do...

[prime compass]

I have german exam friday

[prime compass]

Like uh....uh

[hollow wasp]

Uhhhh what’s that in years

[prime compass]

Listening tasks for 45 minutes..

Then like..

We have to write!

[spring bison]

literally a majority of companies are in the red

[prime compass]

Uh..

[spring bison]

america is cooked

[prime compass]

What about Bergia Steel?

[frank latch]

what are those

[prime compass]

Some people talk about something we have to listen to them and answer questions

[frank latch]

@hollow garden You will do well
I can feel

[frank latch]

Specifically in English?
or
no?

[prime compass]

In english

[frank latch]

so...

English is English the language

not reading comprehension and literature...

[prime compass]

Do not argue with moderation

[spring bison]

💔

[prime compass]

Rule 9

[frank latch]

I made rule 9

[prime compass]

Ok

I am rule 9

[frank latch]

therefore I own you

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-a-big-problem-with-this-south-park-i-dont-like-this-this-isnt-cool-upset-gif-21522255

[spring bison]

bow what 👽

[rose cape]

what

slavery was abolished in the us in 1865

[mental marsh]

Sup

[frosty drum]

@mental marsh hrllo

[spring bison]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZOUU9jqxJSA crazy

[frosty drum]

@spring bison dire wolves have been brought back from extinction

[mental marsh]

Fr

3 trillion isn't THAT much to usa tho

It's trying to make more internal trade

[spring bison]

👽

[mental marsh]

Doesn't it have 20 trillion?

[frosty drum]

https://youtu.be/vPX4tm-J2bU?si=djWjyagYaQqnRDPW

[frank latch]

I thought we were 20 trillion in debt

[mental marsh]

You don't pay that I think

[frank latch]

36*

[mental marsh]

$36,219,193,581,975

And counting

[frank latch]

we do

but it's financially impossible to recover at this point

[mental marsh]

I think you have 20 trillion tho

[frank latch]

about 28*

[mental marsh]

Yeah 3 trillion us that much

Trump has a plan

A dumb one

[frank latch]

?

[mental marsh]

But definitely a plan

[mental marsh]

If the us has 28 trillion

[spring bison]

👽

[mental marsh]

It can recover

[frank latch]

that's not how that works

[spring bison]

DO NOT make this guy anything related to finance

[mental marsh]

It lost like trade money right?

Stock stuff?

[spring bison]

being on the brink of economic recession in one day isint that bad guys

[frank latch]

the U.S. has 28 trillion in our treasury

usable money for the government

The government is 36 trillion in debt
about 29 trillion of that is to U.S. citizens
and the rest is other

the 3 trillion lost was in the stock market
meaning the stock market lost 3 trillion dollars of value

[mental marsh]

Ohhh

Yeah makes more sense

[mental marsh]

Chill I don't understand the stock stuff 😭

[frank latch]

the stock market does not belong to the U.S.
and is not usable by the government in anyway
it's regulated and taxed
but it is completely independent because it is the market

[frank latch]

it's easy tbh

[mental marsh]

Never payed attention

[spring bison]

2025 global financial crisis when

[mental marsh]

Yall cooked ngl

[spring bison]

not me btw

[mental marsh]

Atleast kamala wouldt have done this ngl

[mental marsh]

Are you European?

[spring bison]

ew

[mental marsh]

What are you bro

[spring bison]

I will sue you for herassment

that insult is diabolical

[frank latch]

eh

[mental marsh]

What are you

[mental marsh]

Ain't saying she would fix the us

But might be better then trump

[frank latch]

some* financial analysts believe that Kamala's policies wouldn't have been much better either

but
this is an unverified account
and
I have no idea what her policies even would have been

[mental marsh]

I feel like not to this degree

[frank latch]

possibly

but

right now
prices need to be put into check
cus inflation is bad

[mental marsh]

Dam good luck

Bye gtg

[verbal cipher]

Talking about economic collapse in the game room?

[verbal cipher]

Had me thinking I was going crazy here

[brittle gust]

That is the usual here

It's the perfect place to talk about economics

Astrophysics

Yada yada

[verbal cipher]

True true

What’s the cat club role?

[vital latch]

#📂clans-list

there are clans on this server

join cat club

it's awesome

[brittle gust]

Join

Like

Right now

[mental marsh]

Sup

Anybody hosting?

[deft frigate]

at the time trump didn’t have an economic plan and Kamala’s was one that was subject to change. Almost all economist agreed tariffs were a terrible idea and would hurt American consumers

which it is hurting FUCK THESE PRICES MAN

[verbal cipher]

Damn OK jeez

[deft frigate]

Wait this is the game room

[brittle gust]

Yes

[frank latch]

@marsh lance Wanna play chess?

[brittle gust]

Nintendo switch 2 moment

[deft frigate]

uhhh

I like… chess

and poker

[west path]

it is.

👽

[deft frigate]

actually I’m bad at poker

[frank latch]

yea
but you're not in game room server
and apps don't work here

cus

[brittle gust]

Crazy

[west path]

yea

[mental marsh]

Who said its not

[frank latch]

He was uneducated

I educated him

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-16704157274113773062

[brittle gust]

Demntia

[west path]

you did

👽

[mental marsh]

Take the pills grandpa

[marsh lance]

Naur

[frank latch]

😔

why not?

[marsh lance]

Homewor

[frank latch]

anyone else?
🥺

Ches

[mental marsh]

Yo you might not know

But there's a secret website

Called chess.com

There's people who play chess there

[spring bison]

that would need trump to revert his policies

[mental marsh]

Just remove trump

[mental marsh]

(Prob just worsen the situation

[frank latch]

yea

[spring bison]

im pretty sure her policies dont include killing US international relations and commerce

[frank latch]

but I suck at chess

[spring bison]

if you hosted you woudnt be

[frank latch]

I might be missing some valuable piece of information
however
the river of thought doesn't flow

[alpine raft]

I misstook salsa for regular meat

I no longer have taste buds

[frank latch]

literally how

no
but actually
how do you fumble that

bro rolled a 1 on his perception check

[alpine raft]

Worst part is

I was warned

I thought it was about a different sauce tho

[mental marsh]

How

[sullen pawn]

lol

[alpine raft]

I pulled an all nighter

Spent all day on my feet

And had just gone through a literal rollercoaster

With 2 flips

[sullen pawn]

womp womp

[alpine raft]

Why didnt i sleep before the flight

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 Save BOW from his chess addiction

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 19

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch ur being saved

[mental marsh]

When is a mw being hosted

[alpine raft]

Next saturday

Il host

[mental marsh]

Dam

Might aswell hostmine

[mental marsh]

Yo wana join mine?

[alpine raft]

Whats the premise?

[mental marsh]

Wait I got it like copy paste

🇦🇱 In this alternate universe, Albansia triumphed over the Ottomans and rose to become a formidable great power. However, after the death of Skanderbeg, the nation's leaders struggled to maintain unity, barely holding the country together. By the 1800s, one ruler's failure plunged Albansia into a devastating civil war. Now, after years of turmoil, a new chapter begins—it's time to rebuild the nation and restore its former glory!

[alpine raft]

So

[alpine raft]

Its just about albania being good?

[mental marsh]

Albanian civil war

[mental marsh]

You can be whatever you want

It's 1800s

[alpine raft]

Uk?

Or germany?

[mental marsh]

What no

[alpine raft]

Liar

[mental marsh]

I meant like be a pirate or smth

Pick smth on the map

Really anything

[alpine raft]

Weapons dealer?

[mental marsh]

Sure

Where

[alpine raft]

Whats the most stable part?

[mental marsh]

South but less trade

More south more stable

[alpine raft]

Whats the most balanced?

[mental marsh]

Do you want to be a country or company

[alpine raft]

Company

[mental marsh]

Ok

Ig durres or tirana

They're roads are developed for trade

[alpine raft]

Show me on the map

Both

[mental marsh]

Purple and yellow in the middle bro

Right next to each othr

[alpine raft]

Which is more politcally neutral?

[mental marsh]

Both are allied

To each other