🎲game-room

[west path]

THE CHOSEN ONES GOT WIPED OUT

*in oreero

[meager plume]

Meator them

[west path]

@frank latch do you want blood magic so you can heal or are you against ALL magic

[wild mason]

i think i may have made it exponential

this was the growth in a few seconds

[west path]

what did you do

builderofmagicism won

[wild mason]

I made them reproduce with females only, maximized genes for offspring, and made them able to scavenege everything but rocks and soil

[west path]

the crystal people are being wiped out

the last one

[wild mason]

Rest In Piss

[west path]

@frank latch should i execute you now

youve killed 40 mages

and are the strongest creature in the world

[wild mason]

The king randomly got hit by a meteor 😭

[west path]

the game had beef with bro

,roll kill BoM, nawh let him torture the people

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: nawh let him torture the people

[west path]

,roll die, die, no die

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: die

[west path]

ok

[wraith quarry]

they added zeppelins to war thunder

they're as bad as you'd think they would be

[west path]

this move is stupid

[wraith quarry]

well it's a ww1 event

[west path]

start maining them

[wraith quarry]

they're testing infantry

i uninstalled warf under

[west path]

why

[wild mason]

A comparison of succesful species

[west path]

RIP Bozo

@wraith quarry should i make my world have 5 gazillion dragons?

[wraith quarry]

this question answers itself

[wraith quarry]

yes

[west path]

world not lord

[wild mason]

RIP Mavasam

[west path]

dragons dont even have a subspecies

holy CRINGE

[wraith quarry]

zeppelins can be dropped by a single AP round ☠️

[west path]

HOW DO WE GET RID OF THESE FUCKING DRAGONS

[wild mason]

Gulc is way ahead and it seems to be in a cradle of civilization

[west path]

oh how the fields have turned

new druid civil war, how fun

[hollow wasp]

Holy shit civilised druids?

Even blumi reappeared here

[west path]

yea

[hollow wasp]

Update goes wild

[west path]

all mages can civilize

plague doctors, evil mages, white mages, necromancers, druids

[hollow wasp]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT

[west path]

i have a white mage civ, an evil mage civ, a necromancer civ and a druid civ in the world

[hollow wasp]

I hate maxim for making mobile wait for this

https://tenor.com/view/meme-memes-memes2022funny-meme-face-punch-gif-25436787

[hollow wasp]

So when they civilise do they continue to teleport around?

And do they stop killing everything in sight?

[robust plover]

whats in the new update?

like the major stuff

[hollow wasp]

Looks light a complete overhaul tbh

[wild mason]

Naval Combat, Genetics, Religion, More Civilized Species, 9 New Biomes, New Animals, Graphs, Languages, Magic, Walls, Permanent Mountain Snow, New Powers

[robust plover]

wow

I wonder how I will destroy my world with that

[weary citrus]

where does the capybara spawn

[timber pivot]

Update on crabs and on those strange dogs at the eight side of the map?

[frank latch]

@west path did you kill me yet?

[west path]

yea

but u can take that away

cuz its a type of magic

[wild mason]

I think the crabs are about to have a population crash, deaths just outpaced births. They are also in heavy competition with another more specialized crab species in the north.
There are now two species of ther garlic dogs.

[west path]

yes

[hollow wasp]

U can just take magic away?

[wild mason]

I make some hermaphroditic sheep in the clover biome

[hollow wasp]

Blumi what kind of shenanigans have u been up to

[west path]

yes

[hollow wasp]

Update is crazy

[west path]

magic is a subspecies trait

u could give sheep magic

[robust plover]

how do i give a creature items?

in the new update

[hollow wasp]

So what exactly can these mutated sheep do?

[west path]

summon tornadoes, lightning, spawn fires

teleport

spawn skeletons

[hollow wasp]

Crazy

[west path]

the evil mages are killing the angles

theres no fucking way

[heady marsh]

There's angels in the game now?

[west path]

yea

these things

[heady marsh]

Oh

Dang

[wild mason]

the crbas birth rate has crashed.

[robust plover]

wow

[timber pivot]

NOOO, I was cheering for them

[heady marsh]

Idk why but the animal civs are kinda hard to maintain

[timber pivot]

Just fuck around with something else and sometimes check on the kingdoms, somewhen they will be able to form one

[frank latch]

PUT ME BACK IN COACH

[hollow garden]

Is this the second Punic war reference

[west path]

do u wanna be a viltrumite

i created the 'fishites'

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/obama-biden-gotcha-yeah-finger-gif-13282236

[west path]

ok im summoning the great BuilderofMagicism

[hollow wasp]

Make a race called the Bezerkers Overwhelming Weirdos and make them like bandits but wayyy more chaotic

[west path]

@frank latch fish was satanic and you aint coming back

[hollow garden]

Hehe

@hollow wasp are you excited for the wb update lad?

[hollow wasp]

I am excited, gonna slap someone with a fish if it’s not out on mobile soon 😭

U?

[frank latch]

real

[frank latch]

real

always losing opportunities because of my brother

baseball huh?

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch opinions?

[frank latch]

Idk tbh

can you remind me what this is a reference to?

[west path]

he assassinated you when you were manifesting

[burnt wren]

Hell yeah?

[west path]

truly devilish.

[hollow wasp]

check the capitalisation btw

[west path]

THE NORTHERN EMPIRE IS COMING BACK

[burnt wren]

Captured the siege with 100 less soldiers

[hollow wasp]

Chat I have a bunch of shitty maps I cant wait to test the update on (they’re old saves)

[frank latch]

ah

I see

[frosty drum]

For 500 years the calradian empire dominated the continent

[hollow wasp]

FUCK DEREK THE LYING BASTARD

[frank latch]

Why is this not the first time

[west path]

old ass mf

[burnt wren]

Another city captured

[hollow wasp]

You should play rome 2

[mental marsh]

Dam

My mw failed

[hollow wasp]

Same

[bold glade]

Hi @frosty drum

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp @mental marsh hosta when

[mental marsh]

#1356000049485844630 No one showed up on the first day

[mental marsh]

I was about to host

No one showed up

[burnt wren]

I'll download it on my pc later

[hollow wasp]

I was planning to host but nobody turned up so I’m prob gonna let it die

[hollow wasp]

W

[hollow wasp]

Rough to not even get one session

[mental marsh]

Nah ima try like one more session

[mental marsh]

Fr

[mental marsh]

Mines still joinable ig

[burnt wren]

Dude gauls literally betrayed me
Put 3 cities under siege
They Lost all 3 sieges and their whole army (I have Julius on stand by)
Tried to block my armies 3 or 4 times
They lost all battles.
Another factions declared war
Lost one of its city to me

[hollow wasp]

Bro is not caesar

[burnt wren]

After this imma go play parthians

[vital latch]

when are they adding potatoes to the game as creatures

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 steal cosmic’s idea

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 11

[vital latch]

burnt

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch damn so close

[west path]

i need to make that potato chip bridge once again

HOST DRESMAR WHEN

[vital latch]

,roll 20 keep my idea

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 14

[hollow wasp]

Awww

[vital latch]

I hosted a meme war at some point when you were gone

[hollow wasp]

10/10 btw

All the saunas are gone

[burnt wren]

As much as I'm successful on ground
I'm trash on naval warfare fr
Lost 5 out of 7 naval battles

[west path]

im killing myself

[hollow wasp]

Screw Finland

[hollow wasp]

That’s fine Fr

[west path]

this worldbocks update

[vital latch]

sauna destruction

[west path]

it peak

[burnt wren]

Those two wins was a siege on my ports which my new ships came and destroyed gauls ships

[hollow wasp]

K bye yappers I have to shower

[hollow wasp]

How are u not beating Gaul???

Like it’s Gaul

[vital latch]

chat what if I did meme wars

in...

SPACEEEEE

[burnt wren]

I'm at war with 2 other factions
Gauls are my least concerns

[vital latch]

https://tenor.com/view/portal-portal2-space-core-yellow-sphere-gif-19665244

[hollow wasp]

Hmmmmm continue….

[hollow wasp]

Fair enough but losing naval battles to Gaul of all people

[west path]

WHY DO THE NEW WINDMILL ANIMATIONS HAVE MORE FRAMES THAN THE OLD ONES

[burnt wren]

I won 2 battles fr

[burnt wren]

What

[hollow wasp]

Out of 7 😭

[vital latch]

where you get punished if you try to escape SPACEEEEEEEE

https://tenor.com/view/spacecore-space-portal-core-gif-5586787

[west path]

the new windmill animations have 6 frames whereas the old ones have 4

[hollow wasp]

How can one escape space?

[hollow wasp]

WHY DID BRO NOTICE TF

[west path]

new windmill animations as in, the new windmills they added

[burnt wren]

Okay but the other 5 wasn't that bad
I retreated tho

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 escape space

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 2

[hollow wasp]

Noooo

[west path]

actually wait no i was tweaking

[burnt wren]

Ohhh

[west path]

its 4

[hollow wasp]

Ok

[west path]

they have the same amount of frames

[hollow wasp]

Bro really is insane

[vital latch]

SPAAAAAACEEE (is this joke being dragged)

[hollow wasp]

Thought he was Sherlock Holmes there for a sec

[burnt wren]

But for most of the battles I'm always outnumbered

[steep merlin]

is it?
:8ball: Don't count on it

[hollow wasp]

@vital latch

[vital latch]

SPACE!

https://tenor.com/view/space-core-portal2-portal-spacecore-gif-8264616

[burnt wren]

👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽

👽👽👽👽👽👽

[vital latch]

Aliens in space!

[burnt wren]

Alien invasion of game-room chat

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-dance-gif-4363713961633403280

[burnt wren]

Fr

[burnt wren]

Imma declare war on house of brutii

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/they-will-kill-you-cult-of-the-cobra-theyll-kill-you-murderers-kill-you-gif-18793252

[west path]

the new art is so good

[hollow wasp]

@west path don’t gotta rub it in 😭

(I’m being sarcastic pls continue to enthuse)

[west path]

erea

[hollow wasp]

Random but ok

[west path]

whom should i name paddie (patrick)

[burnt wren]

Nuh uh (I have more Cavalry)

[cerulean siren]

Worldbox merxh please

[west path]

can u guys explain rome total war to me

i have empire, shogun and medieval 2 but not rome

[hollow wasp]

Uhhhh

[west path]

when are they turning worldbox into real life

[west path]

i mostly wanna know about the factions

i think the dynamic is basically the same between the units

[hollow wasp]

Basically roman world medieval 2

[west path]

ik but the factions vro

i barely know about them

[mental marsh]

Dam

[west path]

https://youtu.be/Ufmu1WD2TSk South Korea is OVER

[mental marsh]

@hollow wasp so did you end your mw?

[hollow wasp]

There’s a lot but the big ones are like Sparta, rome, kush, carthage, seleucids, Egyptians, to some extent Galicia too

[hollow wasp]

Yeah

[mental marsh]

Crazy how north Korea lasted more

[mental marsh]

Shame

[hollow wasp]

It is what it is

[west path]

feudal state survives longer than corporatist state

[mental marsh]

I will give mine lil more hope

[mental marsh]

I mean atleast north Korea isn't secretly corrupt

[west path]

laddie you must rigorously study the 3 great mapwars

manneva, bowistan and probably fish mw

[hollow wasp]

Yeah it’s pretty open

[west path]

maybe KDACTMW

[west path]

real

[mental marsh]

#1356000049485844630 Bro look

No one showed up

[west path]

theyre honest atleast

[mental marsh]

I pinged all of them

[hollow wasp]

Thinking of making a higher effort mw (might conscript BOW to make a map since I can’t draw at all lol)

[west path]

i might just give u the map i gave nek cuz that guy isnt hosting at all

@alpine raft you are satan for this

[hollow wasp]

He has a WW1 mw going rn maybe he’s going to use it later

[west path]

ik

[hollow wasp]

You’re Portugal ik

How did u manage to hold off klez for that long?

[west path]

bur like

[high tartan]

April 7 IS when i'll start hosting.

[mental marsh]

What was wrong with my map bro

[cerulean siren]

April 7 ill start hosting

[mental marsh]

Perfect map

[hollow wasp]

Not sigma

[mental marsh]

Ok serb

[west path]

he hasnt hosted in a week,,

[hollow wasp]

I’m irish btw

[mental marsh]

War criminal

(Serb)

[hollow wasp]

Serbia moment

[mental marsh]

(Not ira)

[cerulean siren]

@west path thoughts on mapwars through wb being possible now?

[hollow wasp]

Is it a war crime if you’re not at war?

Don’t ask bookish

[west path]

i will never play mapwars through this medium

[mental marsh]

Dam

I had 10 dudes join for my mw

[hollow wasp]

The questions we be asking for

[mental marsh]

And none showed up

[west path]

laddie did u get to experience the best of klez space mw

[mental marsh]

Like how

[hollow wasp]

K bye yappers time to shower

[hollow wasp]

I joined klez space mw very briefly as the CIA and assassinated some people to frame bookish for basically being a genocidal maniac

[mental marsh]

Tf is this bruh 🙏

Crazy lore

[hollow wasp]

My arc in klez space mw

K bye now

[west path]

bookish didnt kill the prince??

[hollow garden]

You actually set bookish on the path that led him to being a pariah

[mental marsh]

When am I joining bruh

[burnt wren]

Bro

[hollow garden]

It already ended 😔 ✊

[burnt wren]

2 cities revolted at the same time

[west path]

😍

[mental marsh]

Dam

[hollow garden]

Shhh

[burnt wren]

😭😭😭

[hollow garden]

Don't spoil space mw 2 yet...

[mental marsh]

Same as my mw
(No one showed up)

[hollow garden]

Cooked

[hollow garden]

Albania mw?

[west path]

chrew

[burnt wren]

Should I send Julius's army?
I have 700 soldiers with them

[mental marsh]

Yep #1356000049485844630 I pinged all 10 members

[west path]

uhh

yeah sure

[hollow garden]

It doesn't show for me

It says unknown

[mental marsh]

Join islambox bro

Or cat club

[burnt wren]

Let me see I have 4 main armies
2 of them are fighting gauls
1 of them has besieged a city somewhere else
1 is out there wondering
I have another 2 in 2 different cities

[mental marsh]

Literally any clan that isn't moon

[alpine raft]

IL HOST SATURDAY

but im not hosting the pixel

give it to him

[mental marsh]

@hollow garden switched it to here #1357080347996721222

[west path]

the evil mage kingdom is most likely dying

[burnt wren]

Everybody's gangsta in halos mw until I start farting (I unlish an unholy among of musterd Gass mixed with taco bell)

[acoustic finch]

yall sybau i created the atomic butterflies they op af

[west path]

the silent takeover has begun

@frank latch your infiltration cell worked now you have a druid in a key government position

[frosty drum]

Coups in worldbox????

[cerulean siren]

Whats your know knowledge count

[west path]

its a lot easier for village leaders that arent the primary clan to spring up

[cerulean siren]

Wow

Im like 108 on Units

35 on items

And 43 on genes

[burnt wren]

Won the battle

[west path]

im mostly missing plots and subspecies

[cerulean siren]

Havent touched any civ stuff yet tho

[west path]

everything else is near finished

[cerulean siren]

Subspecies i think im almost halfway

With all the default ones

[west path]

im only missing about 22 subspecies stuff

[cerulean siren]

So a whole bunch is just random rng

[west path]

ok yeah master taxonomist is buggedf

i have 177 subspecies traits and yet i dont have it

[mental marsh]

@hollow garden

@visual shard

[west path]

the game feels amazing to play now though

[burnt wren]

I won another naval battle

[visual shard]

Skibid

[burnt wren]

I mean another 2

[hollow garden]

damn this quickly?

[visual shard]

could oneself show us the map icl

[burnt wren]

My lose to win ratio in naval battles is now 5/4

[hollow garden]

Can u show the plots screen

[mental marsh]

im doing it rn

[visual shard]

al-skibd

[west path]

u trigger them in unit selectionb

plot knowledge

[hollow garden]

Wtf

How are there so many plots

[frosty drum]

THE UPDATE IS BEAUTIFUL

@hollow garden Obama whrm are you running a third term

[burnt wren]

Outnumbered again by the gauls

But I will win

@frosty drum any thoughts on this?

[frosty drum]

You'll win fr

Unless they have

@burnt wren The Raging tall guys

[burnt wren]

My units

I have a ton of Cavalry

@frosty drum

[frosty drum]

Cool

[burnt wren]

Nuh I'm dead fr

I'm so dead right now

Absolutely cooked

And there is no reinforcement

[frosty drum]

DONT RETREAT

[burnt wren]

Dude if I win this I'll have a open path on capturing 2 cities

I have to pull this off with a minimum casualty rate

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren FOGHT LIKE ROMAN'S

[frank latch]

Initiative Sword has begun

[frosty drum]

DELTARUNE CHAPTER 3 AND 4 RELEASING IN JUNE

[burnt wren]

Enemy had reinforcement
I lost so bad

[frosty drum]

Show

[burnt wren]

👽👽👽

@frosty drum

[frank latch]

@cerulean siren

https://tenor.com/view/mabel-gravity-falls-done-it-has-been-done-windy-gif-5297649

[prime compass]

@frank latch when session

[frank latch]

Do I like need to make an announcement

[prime compass]

Can I invade Aegis

And kill all evil

(Zcre)

[cerulean siren]

Greater Rei - Region Info
Greater Rei is the Oldest Governorship in the Empire. Established in 1393 the Governorship has served the Capital region by providing a high quality of life. Greater Rei is characterized being the cultural, scientific, religious, trade and economic center of the Empire.

Exports

• Rice
• Coconuts
• Limestone
• Culture
  Imports
• Luxuries
• Cloth
• Wood

Population Breakdown

• Rei: 480,000
• Gemlik: 90,000
• Wiver: 67,000
• Cargos: 66,000
• Smaller Towns: 25,000
• Rural: 721,000
  Total: 1,449,000

Major Groups

• Nobility
• Aristocrats
• Clergy
• Artisans and Merchants
• Scholars

[burnt wren]

They obliterated me fr

[cerulean siren]

35 guys 😭

[prime compass]

May will be peak

[burnt wren]

Basterds had reinforcement

[hollow garden]

You misunderstand

The switch 2 will release in june

[burnt wren]

They circled me 😭😭😭

[hollow garden]

Deltarune will be on it when it does release

[frank latch]

bro got stomped

actually how

[frosty drum]

CHAPTER 3 AND 4 WILL RELEASE ON THE SAME DAY AS SWITCH 2

[frank latch]

bro lost to barbarians 😭

[burnt wren]

Look I was literally breaking them apart until 3 new units came and circled me

[prime compass]

@hollow garden lol low rank

[hollow garden]

Rankist

[prime compass]

Yeah

Do u Problem have

[frosty drum]

DONT BE RANKIST

[prime compass]

Do not arguem wiht moderitrom

@hollow garden when hosta pls

I need ts

[frosty drum]

RANKISM IS BAD 👎

[prime compass]

Rankism is good

[frosty drum]

Incorrect...

[prime compass]

Rrmm

I am moderation

I am correct

[alpine raft]

i constantly forgot you are mod

its like you have mod status

but i cant see you as anything other than tmod

[burnt wren]

They destroyed my army (mother fuckers had reinforcement)

[prime compass]

This is why I blend in so well

You will never see the warn coming

[frosty drum]

You will rebuild
And face them again
Fr

[alpine raft]

yeah but then i dont respect your authority

[prime compass]

Nor will you see the person holding the ban hammer

[burnt wren]

I'm sending Julius right now

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-aspinall-ufc-jon-jones-duck-ciryl-gane-gif-7080231478845665960

Tommy

[alpine raft]

jon jones is the greatest p4p fighter

[prime compass]

Actually its

[alpine raft]

and tom aspinall is just a youngin trying to cop a belt

[prime compass]

Its Jonabib NurmaGregor

[alpine raft]

mighty mouse is goated tho

[prime compass]

Actually its Charles Oliveira

[alpine raft]

he got beat by islam didnt he

[prime compass]

yes

But that was 3 years ago

[alpine raft]

damn

[prime compass]

Do Bronx title run any second now 💯💯

[vital latch]

...

Did I read this right?

[prime compass]

What hi

[vital latch]

Mario Kart World is going to be EIGHTY DOLLARS???

[alpine raft]

he fought last november

[vital latch]

for DIGITAL??? NINTY FOR PHYSICAL?!?!?!

[prime compass]

Against Michael Chandler

[alpine raft]

yeah

[prime compass]

Unanimous Decision

[alpine raft]

won

[prime compass]

😍😍

[vital latch]

I thought my Nintendo ass was eating good 😭

[frosty drum]

@vital latch Deltarune....
June 5th....

[alpine raft]

lost against tsarukian tho

[prime compass]

When is mcgregor fighting jon jones?

[prime compass]

😢

[alpine raft]

bro

[vital latch]

chat I'm going broke within the next year (For relative reference, 80$ was the cost of a 2DS ten years ago. Now it's the cost of a SINGLE GAME)

[prime compass]

But but khabib is 29-0

[alpine raft]

jon jones has like 3 fights this decade

[alpine raft]

khabib was one of the most boring people

[prime compass]

For an old man thats not that bad

[alpine raft]

and he retired early

[alpine raft]

yeah but he's supposed to be champ

[prime compass]

But his father died

[alpine raft]

doesnt make him the goat

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft @prime compass deltarune or silksong

[prime compass]

Thats why he is getting 2 years and 200 million for aspinall

[prime compass]

Princess tycoon simulator

[alpine raft]

i love jon

[prime compass]

i love charles

[alpine raft]

but he's defo offcycling

[frosty drum]

@vital latch ban him...

[frank latch]

minecraft

[prime compass]

but he is defo winning the title

[alpine raft]

that boy should be a light heavyweight

tommy might win ngl

just cause he's younger a naturaly heavy

more power yk

never gets out of r1

[prime compass]

English bloke innit

[alpine raft]

so bones cant study

[queen hemlock]

Can we cancel both

[alpine raft]

i think the game plan is just honestly let him gass out

[prime compass]

Hm

[frosty drum]

ITS APRIL AND THERE IS A BLIZZARD

[prime compass]

UFC 316

[alpine raft]

btw jon jones

is 28 1

[prime compass]

Yeah

[alpine raft]

and the loss was 16 years ago

[prime compass]

I know!

UFC 316

Merab vs O'Malley 2 💔💔💔

UFC 315

Belal vs JDM

[cerulean siren]

Donnix - Region Info
The Isle of Donnix is a quite reputable Governorship. Unlike the densely Urban and hustling Greater Rei, Donnix is much more quite and center around the profits of the isle. Donnix was established as a Governorship in 1393 and has seen had the most wealthy reside ever since.
Exports

• Sugar Cane, Tobacco, Cacao
• General Produce
• Animal Product
  Imports
• Slaves
• Refined Goods
• Infunstruce

Population Breakdown

• Donna: 120,000
• Smaller Towns: 90,000
• Rural: 220,000
• Slaves: 85,000

Major Groups

• Nobility
• Landowners
• Merchants

[prime compass]

UFC 314

Volk vs Lopes 😍

[alpine raft]

volk is so old

wait how old is volk

[alpine raft]

belal is a boring ass champ

remember the name my ass

o'malley funny asf

[prime compass]

Alex Pereira...

[alpine raft]

alex is my favorite guy

JON JONES HAS 12 DEFENSES

[prime compass]

Craz

Khabib has like

13 fights in the UFC

[alpine raft]

jon jones has like the same ammount of defenses that khabib has fights in the ufc

khabib aint the goat

[prime compass]

Saint Pierre

[alpine raft]

GSP was before i started watching

i really dont have the knowledge

[prime compass]

Me neither

Ask toast he probably knows

[alpine raft]

topuria is not second p4p

im sorry but no

tf

[frank latch]

what's a blizzard

[prime compass]

Topuria 1 title defence

[alpine raft]

exactly

like

[prime compass]

💔

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/snowy-snow-blowing-blizzard-walking-through-snow-windy-gif-1954019947023184129

[alpine raft]

let me check his record

[prime compass]

16-0

[alpine raft]

5 in the ufc?

[prime compass]

Idk..

[alpine raft]

yeah 5 in the ufc

[frosty drum]

So it wasn't really a blizzard and more of
"We gained 3 inches of snow in 2 hours"

[alpine raft]

this guy hasnt shown enough

to be p4p 2

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft American Football is Football

[alpine raft]

islam is ok

[prime compass]

Yet wants the lightweight belt

[alpine raft]

i accept islam

he's really good

he's shown himself

but ilia no

[prime compass]

Islam is better than all other dagestani fighters

Tru

[frank latch]

unhelpful

[alpine raft]

im sorry 1 title defence and p4p number 2

[alpine raft]

i'd give him a shot on sensation bonus

but

[frosty drum]

@frank latch

[alpine raft]

he has shown jack shit

[prime compass]

Yeah

I mean he did beat Max and Volk

But the champion has a name

[alpine raft]

volk is 36

[prime compass]

That is Charles Oliveira

[alpine raft]

holloway is like 34

[prime compass]

Ilia is

26?

[alpine raft]

28

he's beating old guys

[prime compass]

Jon also did this

But jon still proves himself todays...

[alpine raft]

jon fought

who did he fight

[prime compass]

Machida

Rampage

Chael

DC

Stipe

Gustaffson

Reyes

Uhhhhh

[alpine raft]

miocic

[prime compass]

☝️

[alpine raft]

miocic is 42 tho

[prime compass]

Tru...

[alpine raft]

dc was beat at like 37

[burnt wren]

@low agate are you going to host today?

[alpine raft]

chael sonnen?

[prime compass]

Daniel Cormier 😍

[prime compass]

Yeah he knocked jon out in the very first second

50-0

Former Champ in all Divisions

[alpine raft]

im talking people he beat

[hollow garden]

Halo mw is too heated

It's competing with fish mw level heat

[alpine raft]

tf

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/connor-my-name-is-connor-connor-name-android-cyberlife-gif-18628517

[prime compass]

After Tamur got killed yeah

[alpine raft]

wasnt sonnen 50 0?

tf

i thought he actually was undefeated

[prime compass]

He is

[wraith quarry]

who do you think assasinated you

[prime compass]

Propaganda

[prime compass]

I have no idea 😔

It could have been anyone

[wraith quarry]

probably lebron

[quick idol]

The savanna colony war is over

[prime compass]

,roll true, false

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: true

[quick idol]

I won

[prime compass]

@spring bison why did you kill andrej tamur?

[quick idol]

@prime compass when are joining ioe mw

specifically in southern savanna

[prime compass]

When I overthrow Ercania

And implement

A socialist government

[cerulean siren]

__Sesi - Region Info __
Sesi is an average Governorship. Established in 1394, Sesi mainly centers around agriculture, fishing and ship building. The Wealth disparity within Sesi is minimal, however large plantions sre owned by Landowners and Nobility.
Exports

• Rice
• Fish
• Ships
• Farm Crops
  Imports
• Slaves
• Wood

Population Breakdown

• Sesica: 70,000
• Small Towns: 70,000
• Rural: 260,000
• Slaves: 77,000

Major Groups

• Landowners
• Fishermen
• Farmers
• Craftsmen

[frosty drum]

SLAVERY EVIL

[cerulean siren]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-hiddleston-loki-this-guy-gif-10466991

[frosty drum]

Imagine I become The John Brown of the Internal mw

[hollow garden]

Are we hosting?

[quick idol]

Skillerz if he actually tried to end slavery instead of intentionally getting himself arrested

and slightly destabilizing the country

[cerulean siren]

Lore dumps

Will most likey host after all 11 Governorships are done

[cunning niche]

Im making

Sea people

In the worlbox

Gods im

Game

[prime compass]

@hollow garden klezam

[hollow garden]

Yes

[prime compass]

2 words

[hollow garden]

guh

[hollow garden]

Soon

[prime compass]

Soon=4 months

[cunning niche]

2 words

Abt what

[prime compass]

When hosta

[toxic hornet]

Boo

[cerulean siren]

@prime compass whhen host

[prime compass]

Soon

[cerulean siren]

When join Genisaya

[prime compass]

Also soon

[burnt wren]

Are these different countries or different provinces (I don't like to play another superior mw)

@low agate when are you hosting

[low agate]

You host or something

[cerulean siren]

Provinces

In the same nation

[low agate]

I'm thinking of what to do for next session

[cerulean siren]

Colored for identification, but will eventually have the colors mean party afflictions

[burnt wren]

Idk
If you wanna host I'm down for it

I wanna play fr

[low agate]

Ever heard of a lack of creativity

I want to make something for next session

[burnt wren]

Let me give you some idea

Jimbo awaking

[low agate]

The mw been going for a while

[burnt wren]

New npc factions

[low agate]

I'm thinking of ramping things up

[low agate]

Jimbo woke up like 3 sessions ago

[burnt wren]

Okay another one

A new factions that wants to kill everyone

It's an event

It starts with one players

Ends with a ww1

[low agate]

I want at least two more creatures before I bring the mw to its endgame

[burnt wren]

I have some ideas

Mermaid

[low agate]

No

[burnt wren]

And stateus that walk

Hollow knights

Or golem

Golem for mountain

@low agate

Or crabzilla
Like literally crabzilla

[burnt wren]

Hehehehe

No I mean like a knights armor

That a ghost is controlling it

Or if you want something else

[low agate]

Bro wants the terraria possessed armor

[burnt wren]

Fr

Okay something realistic

How about that

Like how about a new scoropider

Or a monster for mountain ranges

[low agate]

I already have plans for the scoropiders

[burnt wren]

How about a monster for Savanah

Let me think

[burnt wren]

How about Minators

For savanah

Make them a race

A npc kingdom

@frosty drum
@hollow garden
@rotund hill
@high tartan
@low agate
Wanna play my mw?

[hollow garden]

Maybe

[low agate]

Bro's speedrunning levels

[frosty drum]

Possibly

[burnt wren]

Okay

Then let's play I guess

This where we left the last session

@low agate
@hollow garden
@frosty drum
What you guys wanna do

[frosty drum]

How am I doing

[burnt wren]

Pretty solid if you ask me
Stablished some more mines

[alpine raft]

assimilate the villages

and lets conquer more

[burnt wren]

Want me to connect them?

[frosty drum]

Let's try and make walls

[alpine raft]

yes

[low agate]

Find a way to use creative mode fr (find a way to create things like sand or dirt or stone)

[burnt wren]

How do you wanna make walls

[burnt wren]

Doesn't work like that buddy

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren can i get to another continent

[burnt wren]

Wanna send expedition?

[low agate]

Let me find the tablets

[alpine raft]

yes

[burnt wren]

Where

[burnt wren]

There is no tablet for earth bending

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren dms fr

[burnt wren]

Okay

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren appoint 2 representatives of my arctic lands and one representative for each of continent's colonies to a council where they can have a voice and feel represented

[alpine raft]

radius of where i can go?

[low agate]

@burnt wren I think you sent the wrong map btw, remember last time I got the whole of my island

[burnt wren]

Bros creating senate already

[alpine raft]

whoa

not a senate

its just a voice

[burnt wren]

Yes you're right I sent the wrong map

[alpine raft]

like when you call an ambulance for your crossfire victims in a shootout

[burnt wren]

Okay

That's logical

[alpine raft]

i want them to be heard

so i dont get my head on a pike

[low agate]

@burnt wren I would like to explore all of my island for ruins or anything I could decipher

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren give me a radius of where i can reach on a map

[burnt wren]

@alpine raft you connected the cities you captured before

[alpine raft]

nice

[burnt wren]

Nothing new really

[low agate]

I got an entire island man there's gotta be something

[burnt wren]

Maybe try your new lands fr

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren

[low agate]

I said my entire island, I really have nothing outside it

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren Imma try and improve our houses even more
And Try and make walls

[burnt wren]

Okay back again

Fucked up the map a Lil but fixed it

[burnt wren]

You improve the houses and make basic wooden walls around

[burnt wren]

U have

[burnt wren]

Okay wait

[low agate]

@burnt wren I'd like to start working on better living conditions, such as housing and food

[burnt wren]

@alpine raft

[alpine raft]

i can only reach there?

[burnt wren]

You work a bit more on your houses but you don't really have an stable food source

[burnt wren]

Yup

[alpine raft]

thats kinda dumb

[low agate]

Start farming cactus to make it edible

[alpine raft]

couldnt i jump off my colony

[low agate]

Nekcrop remembers how I made his radius fr

[alpine raft]

yeah

[burnt wren]

Like the cactus fruit?
Yee sure

[alpine raft]

sem you just gave me places to go

not a radius

[burnt wren]

Oh okay wait

[low agate]

Also, about that book I got from that abandoned mountain house, gather information from it

[low agate]

I just remix an image with a circular radius around your center

[alpine raft]

exactly

actually it should be different

because my colonies are more north

[alpine raft]

ok

[low agate]

@burnt wren what's the radius I can reach with my levitation fr

[burnt wren]

So far the only the u know is its about alchemy

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren Let's look for magic stuff idk

[burnt wren]

Wait

[low agate]

I want wind magic not alchemy raaaaaaa

[alpine raft]

there

send a colonizing party there

or take villages

[low agate]

Nekcrop in my mw vs this one is totally different

[quick idol]

H

[alpine raft]

yeah

[frosty drum]

H

[burnt wren]

Sure

[west path]

where is this pat guy

[low agate]

Send a crew to the mountains in search of ruins, I really want to get wind magic

[burnt wren]

Okay but you already have it (levitation)

[low agate]

Wind magic would extremely help out my travels

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren in the north the blue

[low agate]

That ain't wind magic bro

Levitation ≠ wind magic

[burnt wren]

Okay got it

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 4

[burnt wren]

All you found is goats and eagls

[frank latch]

@west path G&B later?

[low agate]

Have the crew make a settlement there

[burnt wren]

You found a villages ruin deepen the jungles

[alpine raft]

assign a representative from the to the voice council

[burnt wren]

K

[low agate]

Wild

[burnt wren]

Wild

[low agate]

I'm gonna be like Nekcrop in my mw

[burnt wren]

@alpine raft bad news

[low agate]

All I want is to be strong and then I'll be fine with my starting land

[alpine raft]

yeah?

[toxic hornet]

Boo

[burnt wren]

One of your villages in the Oceania has been raided and captured

[alpine raft]

by who?

[low agate]

,roll 5000 summon Goku

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 2231

[low agate]

Clearly NPCs

[burnt wren]

The same dudes u killed and took their lands are back

They are angry as hell

[low agate]

Wrong replies

[alpine raft]

get the army

go there

try to make an ambush

and beat them

[low agate]

@alpine raft I got a deal for you fr

[alpine raft]

no

[burnt wren]

Hoe many soldiers will you bring with u

[low agate]

Why not

[alpine raft]

70% of all my forces

[alpine raft]

dont want it

[low agate]

You haven't even heard my offer

[alpine raft]

wait

[burnt wren]

Dayum
Will u use your ships to transport and land soldiers?

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren send scouts to see how big their force is

[frosty drum]

Let's go inside @burnt wren
And look around

[alpine raft]

i will use my ships yes

[low agate]

@burnt wren I would like to improve further my housing situation

[burnt wren]

You found literally anything that an ordinary villager could have
It's a normal ruin

[low agate]

Bro found zombie villagers fr

[frosty drum]

Let's establish a new village there

[burnt wren]

Oh it's kinda big
Like big fr

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren

[alpine raft]

bigger than the ones im sending?

[burnt wren]

Let's say between 400-600 troops

[alpine raft]

how big is mine?

[burnt wren]

Let's say 70% is somewhat the same but a bit less

[low agate]

@burnt wren can my crew search deeper in the mountains

[alpine raft]

send a a further 10% to land on the other side

[burnt wren]

You found a cave

[burnt wren]

Got it

[alpine raft]

engage with the 70% and use the other smaller force to come from behind

[low agate]

Explore it, punch anything that tries to attack us

[burnt wren]

You mark that village and start a new city there

[low agate]

I got the highest physical strength out of the nations fr

[burnt wren]

Nothing attacks u but there scorpions and some paintings

Like a bunch of cave men draw them before

[alpine raft]

which is kinda dumb

if you train your people

[low agate]

Examine the paintings, see if we can safely bring them back without damaging them

[alpine raft]

it will reset next generation

[burnt wren]

Its wall painting

[west path]

erm what the

ok but not too much later

so like

30 min

[low agate]

Stfu Mr "I got 3k elite wolves in halo mw"

[alpine raft]

that makes sense

that makes sense

because i didnt say train them, i said pick the genetically best ones

[burnt wren]

Another bad news
Seems like they have stablished their forces inside and outside the city and the villages around

[low agate]

Send a guy back to bring out our smart people

[alpine raft]

what

[low agate]

I want to study this

[burnt wren]

Okay

[alpine raft]

what the fuck does this mean

[low agate]

Keep a portion of the group waiting by the cave, send the rest to explore more of the mountains

[burnt wren]

It means they fully captured the city
-1 city

[alpine raft]

ok

just do the plan the same

10% from behind and 70% from the front

[burnt wren]

Okay

Give me a battle plan fr

[alpine raft]

i landed the 10% behind them

[burnt wren]

More goats and mountain cats
Plus a tower

[alpine raft]

attempt to engage them with the 70%

when they are distracted

[low agate]

EXPLORE THIS TOWER

[alpine raft]

use the other force to come behind them

and smash into their backline

[burnt wren]

It's a watchtower
You found copper armor and swords
Plus some appels and rotten meat

[burnt wren]

As you get ready your scout comes again
He says they have more than 600 soldiers

[low agate]

Discard anything that's gone bad, bring the tools back to my nation, claim the tower as my own, restore the place

[burnt wren]

Okay

[alpine raft]

how many do i have?

[low agate]

Things I want in this mw:
Magic
My island
This tower

[burnt wren]

With the extra 10% 550-600

[alpine raft]

ok then its fine

especially with coming from behind

[low agate]

How much does he have at 100%

[burnt wren]

You send your main unit to clash with the enemy

[alpine raft]

i have an experienced military force

they are glorified rebels

[burnt wren]

They are very tuff tho

[alpine raft]

engage their backline

[hollow wasp]

He definitely killed the prince I framed him for being evil at the start

[burnt wren]

Literally the same
500 or 550 at best

[hollow wasp]

W
Also how are u crocodile already lol

[alpine raft]

what

what

tf

[low agate]

That doesn't make mathematical sense

[low agate]

Bro's speedrunning

[hollow wasp]

Fr he’s going to catch me soon and I had months head start

[burnt wren]

You push them a Lil close to the main city
Skirmishes of the enemy try to circle you but it wasn't that successful
You send the other group to encircle them

[alpine raft]

ok

what happens then

[burnt wren]

(Worked on levitation the whole time)

[low agate]

I'm asking how much does Nekcrop have at 100%

Not me

[west path]

how do algivores eat in wb what

[burnt wren]

You smash them and put thwm to the city
Now the whole city is under siege
They are inside

[alpine raft]

WHAT

no

what

[burnt wren]

Nek has maybe 650

[alpine raft]

if i came from behind

how did they get into the city

[low agate]

So about 65 per 10%

[alpine raft]

also

i never built fucking walls

[burnt wren]

You pushed them bro
They are fucjed

[alpine raft]

what am i sieging

[burnt wren]

Why are yiu sad

[alpine raft]

its fine

[burnt wren]

That's why they won the battle there is no walls

[low agate]

@burnt wren have my smart people reached the cave

[burnt wren]

You circled the whole city

[alpine raft]

ok

[burnt wren]

THey are inside the urban area

[alpine raft]

just take them out

[burnt wren]

Yee

[alpine raft]

how many losses did they take

in the first battle

[low agate]

Examine and decipher the paintings

[burnt wren]

I'll say that after the battle

[alpine raft]

no

i need to know a ballpark

so i can make an approach based on that

[burnt wren]

It's a painting of some men hunting down an animal
Seems like a bear

[burnt wren]

Okay

[low agate]

Why would that be in mountains though...

Do we got cave bears

[burnt wren]

Out of let's say 550 u lost 130
Out of 600 they lost 270-280

[alpine raft]

so they are at

[low agate]

Bro's more brutal than me when killing people

[burnt wren]

Bears live in mountains dude (some of them)

[alpine raft]

420

no

[low agate]

Nice

[alpine raft]

320

they are at 320

im at 420

[west path]

scar

[burnt wren]

What ur next move

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren find out where they are and attack

carefully

[burnt wren]

In the city
Took position

They are ready to fight fr

[low agate]

@burnt wren explore further in the mountains. Have the eggs we brought back last session hatched yet?

[alpine raft]

ok

go into them

we have a third more troops than them

[burnt wren]

U have to wait a bit more

[alpine raft]

we should be able to encircle them

[low agate]

Ok well train my levitation time

[burnt wren]

You charge at them
A literal blood bath starts

[alpine raft]

for what side

[burnt wren]

It's on max
You reached 40 minutd

[burnt wren]

Both sides

[low agate]

Wasn't my speed at 40

[alpine raft]

that makes no sense

[burnt wren]

No that was 45

[low agate]

And my levitation time was at 12

[low agate]

My levitation time was at 12 last time

[burnt wren]

U sure?

[low agate]

Yes I am

[burnt wren]

Oh shit you're right

[low agate]

40 is a lot for how early we are

[burnt wren]

Okay that's an extra 3 minuts on time

[low agate]

Eventually though

15 minutes?

That's 25% of an hour

[burnt wren]

Ye

[low agate]

Lemme do the math

[burnt wren]

Battle is over

U won

But you lost manny tho

[alpine raft]

how many casualties did i get

[low agate]

11.25 miles if we're moving 45mph for 15 minutes

[burnt wren]

Some of the remaining soldiers of the enemy fleed

[low agate]

Bro's gonna be ruthless

He's not gonna go easy on your casualties

[burnt wren]

U lost 190-200
They lost over 400 men
70 captured the rest is wounded or ran away

[alpine raft]

im sorry