#🎲game-room
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I think
@west path i censored the Radical 😍
It's event time
@low agate have i been making the armour
Bro said this out of dms
Leaked
We all know your plan now nek
The giant mecha machine
yeah
by armor he means tanks btw
Mecha machine with copper
the wolf eugenics is fine but armour is a conspiracy
It's hilarious watching so many plans unfold...
You got any armadillo's there?
im in the arctic
@low agate expand to take over more of the island to my east. Also how’s the boat?
@low agate what resources are there in the mines i built
I have mines in all colonies now so gotta be a lot of something
Chat I’m going now bye!
Event!
A strong presence is felt across the land, but it was simply the appearance of something...
Bye laddd
Don't
I'm going too
Boat has touched down
jimbo core
NOOOO
You're going offline?
Cya klez. I might stay a few mins for event tho
Jimbo doesn't do that
Is that conquest?
Ercan lets dissolve the rumburg spy in acid
Event?
@low agate how is our westwards expansion btw
@hollow garden klez first contact!
peak
stand ready for my arrival
Yes
Yup
Conquest core
@hollow garden this
We established contact?
Ah
Istg if I get asked "what's the progress" one more time
@low agate search for the “something”
Hmm
whats the progress
@low agate improve my military in the islands specially
I wonder what this is
Can I just improve my navy force please?
guh?
why?
You know why
safety
@low agate
you are an alien
He knows my plans to invade him?
Unable to locate
Oh ok. Gn then
The fuck
I know something hilarious
joke I don’t have the power to invade him now
@tiny wren awaken
Exactly
Please check your dms afterward
whar
dms
@low agate the glorious skillerz has arrived
The only real contender for first aside from khalix
Yeeeeee
Okay
Who wants to trade
Dm actions my nemesis
idk if that does anything but i donated 1 pw because kindness!!!
Ill listen to you
@low agate do I have any pigs?
Skillerz could give your settlement a few
Thanks for update
Can toy give me a big chunk of land go all the way to half of the main land so I can connect them in the next action
I can give you some!!
Nevermind
Too much
Only if you promise to call them Eyequu tho
@heavy hornet Do you want a Pig named eyequ
Go half of what i said
Nah I’m good
@quick idol
I have those
I means like not half of the whole course
Just go a bit up and then to the main land just a bit
Guh
Anyways
Please tell when you updated my border so I can give yiy the next action
WHO WANTS TO TRADE
Me when people won't stop expansion actions
Nothing else to do ok
i have very limited resources
@low agate ban expansion actions for the next hour or 2
Pov: people need more population
Wanna trade?
Just tell me what you want
Whar do you have
I know man I know....
First tell me what yoy need
Just Don't allow any expansion actions the rest of session
Guys
Let's stop expanding for now
Idk what else to do 👽
Expand In other ways
Depends on whar you have 👽
Build a central government
Wdym
The only people I actually want to expand are people with low area
Dude...
Assume I have every yoy can think of
Just tell what tf you need
like me?
Guys
When yall have copper
Make copper coins with thwm
But I'm so low 🥺
Skillerz you're like tied for most area
i have like 2.6k people i need to expand to survive, and im the only nation in the arctic
@low agate this
Then do it
do that
Not tied
Djse I shouldn't be the one telling this to yall
I was planning to at some point this session
Bro needs to become a discord mod to survive
You know what
@low agate can I get status check on my dm actions and economy please
eye status
Just wanted to maybe find more copper before it 👽
Please tell me yoy have government (if yoy don't that ain't working)
i do lol
Thank god
how else would i do shit
Curse time for the people who've been overwhelming me
John, ercan, Nekcrop, and I'll throw in skillerz because he's got so much area
thats like everyone
👽
?????
I was gone for hours
😂😂😂😂
Literally everyone rn
The dm actions
The reason we love this dude fr
@low agate Look at John rpa comparison
HOW HAVE I BEEN OVERWHELMING YOU
Dm actions
I haven't made one
In hours
I want to spread hatred
last dm i sent you was 15 minutes ago
Okay yoy know what
I'll public my researches and do it here
No more dm actions
Is that Allright?
Can I get a status check on my army and economy please
Fr
imagine a guy goes to public chat infront of everyone and says "heres my war plan"
they did that a lot in mw mw
10 to John since he's in the jungle
5 to skillerz and ercan
3 to Nekcrop
Now fight them
Pov: the guy has a navy...
we can fight off 5 😭
they should freeze to death
dms
im in the arctic
Not doing that
ok send wolves to bait them into an ambush one by one
Ten?
Hmm okay I can run my new experiment
Call all the cave guards and army soldiers and make them get position and put of their shields and stick their spears out
Then command bow men to fire
@low agate wtf does it even look like
Did you not hear the part about them having wings when I literally created them
Lemme get the descriptions for them again
There is a reason for having damn bows
no?
i have bows too
also dont we have bows
I have Bows as well
Human sized
6 legs
Giant mandibles
Strong
Winged
Scorpion stinger
Venom
Can inject webs from stinger
if we did even worse would we have land jimbo's hunting us down
Fast
Yoy have to create the bows first
Can I capture onw when I killed all?
use the ambush strat and have bows on standby if they fly
do it one by one
How venomous
Undetermined
But they can fill a guy with webs if they get stabbed with the stinger
Brutal
@low agate please go with this strategy
The scoropiders have only really been fought in caves before
how did my strat go?
Dude let me tell you
Those webs are so sticky
And it's disgusting
They started flying
Once I had a guy filled with them
i said to put bows on standby
here
@low agate imma use Bows fr
And shields
And spears
Since they'll be getting used to the Sunlight
The fact they can shoot webs from their stingers
what does that even do against me
@low agate just use the spears to attack melee, the bows to shoot them down and use the shields to defend against webs
also i said one at a time
I didn't spawn them one at a time I spawned them in the groups I said
10
5
5
3
but i said use wolves to bait them
like pull in one at a time
to an ambush
What are the wolves gonna do when these are human sized flying hellspawn
John knows how to kill these things
Just take the shields up
they are gonna go at them and then run away baiting them into an ambush
Use the bows
@low agate getting more overwhelmed for the thing he did to curse people who overwhelm him actions
I DONT HAVE SHIELDS
Did yoy see my message on how to fight them?
You're cooked
well i mean thats kinda to be expecting sending a creature like this 👽
no shit
I think im just fine
@low agate send nekcrop shields
💯
thank you
Lemme get a casualties to kills list
Have fun with the bugs
Imma run my experiment on their dead bodies
Yoy didn't answer my message
I'll say you all manage to fend them off but I'll put the casualties up
i have copper ones
I asked for another bug to capture
👽
Make shields
its what im saying
@quick idol those BLUDS...
Just use your shields and spears if they are on the ground
If they went up
Arrow them
hm
John: 30 casualties, knows most about killing these things
Skillerz: 10 casualties, tied strongest military
Ercan: 25 casualties, got dodged a lot by the bugs
Nekcrop: 5 people, 20 wolves, scoropiders aren't stupid
John would've had higher casualties if he had less knowledge
Just 25 people
The BFF have taken over Soll Dam and kidnapped Governor Bron.
@quick idol
Im ok
use the bodies to study their anatomy
did you do operation bear trap
"Just"
Ofc
Lucky I didn't put them into an unguarded town
@low agate also do this
send the secret state police
I did
you'll completely destroy the bff
Your weapons did too much damage by the time you killed them
I did everything right..
Wolves tore them to shreds
Bro I literally gave you the strategy on how to fight and yoy didn't even see that
I wouldn't get that much
Also yoy didn't answer on my question of (can I get another captive)
wehlen is eastern aligned
"No Diskussion with terrorist"
👽
Fine
what
Your wolves tore them up after they died
I like Agnolia
MY WOLVES ARE FUCKING TRAINED
@low agate let's just Check the organs
Study them
Then harvest them
they own heljiland rightfully
MY WOLVES ARE NOW ALMOST 50 GENERATIONS DEEP
I also like them
INTO GENETIC FUCKING SELECTION
Wolves
Against giant man eating spider
THEY DO WHAT I TELL THEM
Sir, they watched their fellow wolves get murdered, and a few of their trainers
he's claiming my very well trained wolves
tore them to shres
Hegel won't be too happy..
Idk about you
@low agate anyways started recruiting 3 times the fallens soldiers and start improving my catapult
van hoorten is a good guy unlike HEGEL
they are fucking very well trained
But I'm pretty sure a wolf would be pissed
Hegel is such a glazer
he doesnt bang his shoe at the table in AN sessions
Cool
And Beatrice Livingston..
they would not have tore the fucking corpses to shred
give me the fucking bodies
"Sordland is a threat to World peace 🤓🤓🤓"
@low agate has jimbo reawakened yet so i have something to do 👽
Shut UP
-the mf who annexed Dome from Agnolia as her first action as queen
bro CANNOT Be talking
Btw just reinforce the catapult with steonger wood and more copper
Rumburg is rightfully Sordish
When will bro awaken
The World is rightfully Sordish
You know what
Its been 1 and a half sessions
He went to sleep near the end of last session
Huh
Bruh
👽
So this is the end of the session?
@low agate Mw but in space when frfr
At least improve my catapults then go 😭
When I make planets
Planets when
Such a cool as idea
(the planets will be the maps I've made fr)
Is this the end of the session ?
So one of them is gonna be like earth with rings, a giant moon as large as the planet, and a meteor orbiting the moon and planet
@low agate universe mw when frfr
@low agate is it
@low agate I have some cool ideas for planets
Okay
Give us the status and then bye bye
Guh
@low agate make a tidally locked world
I have a better idea
Instead of doing that
Just generate random or make maps and use them as the whole planet
Then yoy can just put them in a painting or make a pic for them and then just add a picture of galaxy (from pinterest)
I love Suzerain
I should fr make this map more detailed
@prime compass there's an option to invade rizia btw
Or paint that whole solar system
Only rumburg
Nope
There is a way
I only will invade Rumburg
@hollow garden is it suzerain mw time
@low agate can yoy guve us population and strength status
Huh
PEAK...
@hollow wasp
its the most anticipated mw of 2025 smh
half of game room are suzerain fans
Unified Languages Act
Section I: All schools will teach Wehzek and Bludish.
Section II: Education will be made more accessible to rural areas, especially in the north.
Where is it?
I've never seen it
Real
Populations:
Khalix 9.2k unchanged
Skillerz 9k expanded a bit
John 6.7k expand a bit
Qwas 4.1k unchanged
Ercan 4.1k expanded decently
Nekcrop 2.8k expanded a bit
Helado 2.4k unchanged
Jolly 2.3k expanded a bit
Klezna: 2.1k just started
Cosmic 2k unchanged
@quick idol what do u tink
You arent a true suzerain fan smh
I should get more population
Dude
I've never seen the map war before duh
How am I supposed to be it's fan when I've never seen it or played in it
And strength?
suzerain is a game too
Everyone needs to play it atleast once 💯
Okay when is it?
when kleznam hosts it
It is 👽
Ahhh
Why else would it be called suzerain mw
I've never played the game before
Idk
Hi
Ok i have made some acts
Like whar
ACTA
AGSCA
NIRA
HRA
You will see
Anti Gang and Crime Suppression Act
Anti Corruption and Transparency Act
National Infrastructure Reinvestment Act
Healthcare Reform Act
And the Education Development Act
how is your child
Currently having her make the internal MW 2 map rn
What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing!
Dead chat
@spring bison @prime compass is this true
Future Skillerz Ruled Sordland
unreal
useless
useless
and also useless
Compton
Vietnam
Germany
US
America
All of these are tru except germany our infrastructure is peak
Dude
Go take care of that lil thing in your belly 😭
@hollow garden more Info will drop in session
What are these acts 👽
Are they real
Why
I made them..
It is to address the problems in Wehlen
These would be legislative bills
You don't hold the presidency
Uhm
Im letting them go through the Assembly
Then the WEHZEK president will sign or veto
Right
@hollow garden answer
No you see you are the second largest in parliament with 24 seats
The Wehzek progress front is the largest with 31 and the other parties have 8 combined so if you get the support of at least 32 seats the bill passes unless the Wehzek president vetos it
Who are the other parties..
Socialists have 3
Wehzek Neo Hybrid smolakists have 1
The greens have 2
And the reinssance party has 2
Thats 7
Why is klez sabotaging me?
The eighth one is a mystery 🤫
Ok so NONE of my acts will go through the assembly due to the smolakists
no?
They only have 1 seat
@hollow garden what do the Renaissance Party stand for
I need 32 to pass it right
You by yourself have 24
Yes
So..I need 8 more
Ah you make a good point
Give me 26 seats btw
But you could maybe get support from some WPF MPs
why is walrus a vietnamese in L.A.
I don't think the smolakist 1 seat will destroy your political hopes
@hollow garden
Who knows
Unless you REALLY become opps with the WPF for some reason
Maybe thats one of smolaks sons
Real
He has 8 daughters
And one son
Smolak junior
They are a minority party for a small minority called the Lerkian people that live in the south west of Wehlen
They mainly pursue regional interests and matters that relate to the Lerkian people
Wont the EDA help them
I can include the Lerkian people
The education development act?
Yes
I don't see why it would be opposed by anyone really in the parliament or the president
Its focus is to develop Bludish education
I would say that it would easily pass
Smolakists:
Oh
Like make a seperate Bludish education?
"Wehzek focused education"
No
Just develop it for bludish regions
And..integrate
Yeah the WPN is cool with that
This is not Bergia
They want more education in the country generally
Yay
This is literally 1954 sordland
Inadequate healthcare poor infrastructure gang violence corruption and bribery Wehzek focused education
Except wehzek
Real
What does this entail
Combat gang violence and organized crime while mantaining community safety
I formatted the acts like suzerain acts!
Section I...
Hm yes this is good but you should prioritize 2 acts for now
Until the next quarter taxes come
NIRA or HRA
National Infrastructure Reinvestment Act
Healthcare Reform Act
@quick idol i downloaded suzerain
I haven't played it yet so lets see how it looks like
🙏 🙏
You will discover peak
@spring bison @prime compass not real I'm not Petr vectern
Dictatorship 😍😍
@hollow garden why is smolak decide not to help against rumburg
Did you agree to the alliance?
Yes
I kill the bluds with him cute date
It's was good but it's a bit boring
Like there is no war
There are no internal actions other than pressing button and press on cities
But the story is great
Ah everyone has their taste in games
Yes it's not really a grand strategy
It's more a visual novel
But after all it's a 8/10
Suzerain map war when?
Andrej tamur
yes
Now get out my face!
Dirty rum
I won the war btw
Tzahahsbsbsoug is now Sordish
@hollow garden i finished 2nd run
Sordland forever ✊✊✊
Holy
Im still at the start
The 1st run is always the most chaotic
My first run..
Dude in ballroom shooting part
Just finished it
Bernard Circas
They killed Bernard (meh he was commie anyways)
What did you choose in the prologue
Dont attend his funeral if you hate commies!
Instead oppress the bluds
The starting?
Young sords
I will not
Good
Nah in a young sord
I would like to commit heinous acts of war crime upon communists
Kill the bluds
Oppress them
Now go do it
Tusk tried to bribe me
He is a very influential man
Mah fucker thought I'm corrupt
You could have made him offer 1 million ren tho...
I ain't getting no bribe
Nuh uh
Btw
Im On the verge of war
@prime compass is Marcell a good guy?
What path do you wanna take
Huh
Uhhh communist
also lines of battle is a good game
Heck no
I don't remember
Are you gonna be a centrist..
I thing I'm a nationalist
Then you should have accepted that deal
With tusk
He is very influential guy
@prime compass have you voted in the thing yet btw
Yes
Nice
Yes!
Everyone knows about senior mod trial
I don’t see the point in you saying that except to get a response from me, so here you go, here’s a response
My point is you don't have to be like "that thing" just say it
@burnt wren at what point of the game are you rn
I just finished my dictator run i can help!
Talking with deivid
chat please use lines of battle
I have that game
It's goated
@prime compass
next update gonna be insane bro
I chose the 1st
You cant let Rumburg Boss you around
@burnt wren at the start what ministry did you decide to focus on
Law and Enforcement
Healthcare
Education
Idk
Hell yea
Education
If you wanted war path...you shouldve chosen Law and Military
Youre gonna be...a reformist
Idk anything anymore!
Ask qevie
Let just go with it
who is nermia
@rose cape Amazting
Are you serious?
Terroe has never been democratic!
All of their people live in fear of the "democratically elected" government
@prime compass Amogus
Ban
Overwhelming
The only real contender for you is skillerz
The only real contender for you is skillerz
@low agate when's the next session?
Probably in about 6-8 hours
When I'm out of school
Okay
Okay
Klezna joined and is acting as a merchant nation
@tiny wren here's the size of Jimbo btw
Gargantuan leviathan and burj khalifa for scale
they would die from overheating
Keep your science out of my fiction
what would they eat
they would need a whole ass ecosystem to sustain them
Jimbo eats crabs
And the occasional boat passing by
@tiny wren scoropiders btw (length not height)
so to begin with
if they are ~6km long and have about the same density as a blue whale they will weigh about 30 billion tons
blue whales consume about 2% of their body weight in food each day
so they need about 600 million tons
crabs are about 0.003 tons
so about 20 billion crabs a day
Gargantuan leviathan is from subnautica
Do
So
If it's estimated 5km
I can make a 6.5km creature
real
yeah but they die and subnautica isnt fully realistic
u are not getting that much food with one creature vro
It is nice to see likeminded people, Mr...?
die as in when they get too big they STARVE cause they eat all of the food from their ecosystem
Arsztof.
Mister Arsztof.
May I interest you in the paradise called Demi?
Woah
Neither is my mw
When will you start the session?
Stop asking
😭😭😭😭
I start session when I'm available to host, not when you want me to host
This is undeserving of alien react
I have returned from my four day slumver
What is your mw called btw
Whats it about
Jimbo the sea serpent
Doesn't really have a name
Basically anything
Nothing absurd though
Like
No Goku
Or stuff like that
What is this for @wraith quarry
democracy levels
n stuff
it's not a good list
i dont do lists anymore for a reason
Why am I so low
your nation has a decent amount of corruption
Which I'm working on removing
yes
@wraith quarry if I didn't have that much corruption would I be far higher?
probably
@wraith quarry when are YOU making the Orion visa map
It's a ranking it shouldn't be taken too seriously
here ig
that's not final in any way shape or form
cuz a lot of the yello nations (travel for up to 20 days without visa) are kinda just like "i dont care"
This is like the reverse of the average eastern visa policy map
Crazy
allania and the UST are the only nations that don't have valid travel
hi
why is ercania orange and what does it mean
hello ra
it means ercanians can't enter orion without a visa
why tho
U don't care about Istalia? 😔
Poor ercanians
all the blue are orion's territorial claims btw
no
lie
we have good trade and cooperation
just normal travel requirements
Esseron visa policy
True we use the same currency
I like how I'm red
NOBODY cares about istalia
peak???
peak??
And Orionian
cringe
Perhaps 🙏
so are these just bias maps or
This is why I invaded Mira btw
Basically Ig
Mira is Istalia's birthright btw
The evil terrone subjugates Mira
Real
end your alliance and trade with allania and we have a deal
@quick idol you literally caused it creation smh
100% of third tree's existence in fish mw has been to annoy other people
then i'd have to actually play
Who is winning the trade war btw
Orion or Allania
@gilded harbor you know its true
👽
Sup skillerz
Btw does Ercan know about my colony @wraith quarry
neither
we arent cavemen 😭
no
i never told him
Ercan is too young to understand
He doesn't know it yet
probably cuz my nation is an npc
🤯
@wraith quarry how long has the war in quatai been going on
those quatai mfs should give up already 🙏
70 years 💔
its lowkey just skirmishes atp
its been 70 WHOLE YEARS
When is the peace treaty where neither one of us get anything and we both end up unhappy???
@hollow garden @quick idol @wraith quarry
Rumburg
Or
France
Which is better?
You gotta choose one
I reclaimed the Istalian homeland in Mali
Ercanian troops are honestly at their breaking point
France
rumburg
you didnt
you just claimed some other land in the same region
This choice is an impossible one
But if I had to choose
Ercania still controls the real istalian land
I would say France
Yeah... Very evil
You just claimed some random land in the same region and said you reclaimed old istalian land
👽
I'm summoning the generalians btw
who tf is choosing rumburg
I mean technically it's probably similar, the old Istalian land isn't even Istalian in the slightest since there's no natives or Istalian heritage
So fucking stupid
Literally
If anything since it hasn't been touched by ercania it's more Istalian
Dude just wanted to annoy ercania 😭
Ercania has a terrible quality of planting their flag on places
and then
not doing anything
@wraith quarry percentage of third tree actions that were not to annoy or fight another nation?
me in my training adventure mode, wrestling 2 gazelles while spitting at the third one,while sneaking
5%
Ercania doesn't even care
Ercania is forever cursed to be a petrostate
and yall say i was unjustified when i kicked bro out of mali
he wasnt doing anything in mali
Yet
that's where 95% of his peaceful actions were
What % of this is the Mira thing
Reminder that Skilleria still exists
50%
Become a patriot skillerz
The patriotic east
No.
@quick idol do you trust "the Mira thing"
Doesn't it sound like
its nuclear weapons
i bet
Weapons of mass destruction???
Real
Everytime I hear mira I get amogus flashbacks
Why 👽
Would you be surprised
Oh right that one map is called Mira right
I wouldnt
Yes
Klez I was talking about the Istalian invasion of Mira which btw you have tried to support
Isnt that literally the first map
2nd&
Guys
invasion of mira to subjugate to Istalia was evil
Dude
NIRA
National Infrastructure Reinvestment Act
why did you return to monarchy 🥺
@wraith quarry I'm a Monarchy right?
Imma be welheln
are you?
I am wehlen
Nahhhh
I am
Okay I'm agnolia
Monarchy is peak
its honestly up to yall to remember what government you have
@hollow garden are you a monarchy
I might need to vomit idk
absolute monarchy is the best form of government
ercania's dictatorship has just slowly evolved into a monarchy
Rayne Dictatorship:
Wdym, its always been a monarchy
@wraith quarry who else is a Monarchy other than me
i thought it was a dictatorship
This means the default form of government in fish mw is a dictatorship
This says a lot about fish mw politics
Andrej Tamur 😍
yes a constitutional one
When are you evolving to an absolute monarchy
I'm pretty sure mine is as well
Vive La France
@wraith quarry who is nermia
me
I have always wondered this
Yooo
@hollow garden I promise that there will be new monster in savanah
the cat is the monster
Noooo
Do you want me to find it?
I'm trying to tame the monster
Do you have any description of it
We should name it Kitty
I know I talked with him about it
@hollow garden when suzerain mw
When KDACTMW
When space mw 2
Klez I know youre herr
Here
i tried to intervene so i could end it but i got ghosted by blumi
No
Pls answer kleznam
@burnt wren @hollow garden one Jimbo vs a swarm of scoropiders?
I'm busy critter
When are you accepting the Deal..
I would say jimbo
Wanna see the Jimbo vs burj khalifa scaling?
never lol
I will try
hes trying to bribe me with a villa in demi in exchange for advertising it in the entirety of Eseron
Ok I respec
and me having a villa, is not very socialist.
Unlike..TERROE
Oh
Its not a bribe!
Fair enough
no pookie bear
Truly
@prime compass it's okay we can advertise it elsewhere
bet
The next session of suzerain mw will be MASSIVE
The Bludish Takeover
Larger than Jimbo?
But I really like Eseron 😢
They share what I feel to Terroe
Just less extreme
bait
It actually shows up on the Xbox app
But you can't actually install it
When is Drovei 2
circa 204543858345
I can kill the bluds around 826272
300292825511 zimes
@hollow garden I have plans for next session fr
can you beat the bandits though
Is it tonight
By a chance
you know what else is massive?
,roll 20 expand
:game_die: You rolled 7
:game_die: You rolled 10
You know whats better?
,roll 20 improve military