🎲game-room

[low agate]

Ok start

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
The sordish economy is booming!
Frens is gonna die!
Bluds getting oppressed!
I love sollism!

[low agate]

Ok

@heavy hornet Start

[west path]

The so-called western democracies when I tell them that economic democracy should be a common right:

[burnt wren]

Can you occupy this section here?
@low agate

[cunning niche]

My people are 100% free and choose to do what they want to do

[west path]

Isn't this the nordic model

unless you have workers coops

[frank latch]

the so called "eastern democracies" when we show them that we grant those rights:

[alpine raft]

@low agate engineer bows

[cunning niche]

(I just stole what gaddafi wrote in his book)

[low agate]

No thread

[hollow garden]

@low agate okay so my second course of action will be this
I as in ME encourage people to focus on fishing, pottery, weaving or other goods whatever

[west path]

You don't have economic democracy 👽

[hollow garden]

We need to specialise

[west path]

You can't

[alpine raft]

Invent thread

[west path]

under a capitalist system you can't

[frank latch]

how do you know?

[burnt wren]

@low agate
Since I there is alot of sands
Can you make glasses please
I wanna use them in my houses

[hollow garden]

John are you that brown nation

[west path]

almost like I know about economics

[prime compass]

The so called "democracies" when you show them press censorship

[burnt wren]

No I'm the yellow one

[frank latch]

But you don't know anything about my economics

[low agate]

Lemme see what I can do since you got no tools...
You make a few fishing rods, and you find some sticks

[burnt wren]

That has the spider thingy on jt

[hollow garden]

Truly

[prime compass]

@hollow garden @hollow garden you need to repli

Oh

[hollow garden]

What did you do to the red youth

[west path]

why would they work fundamentally differently

👽

[prime compass]

Uhm

[west path]

its still a capitalist system

[hollow garden]

Not bad Ig

[prime compass]

I banned them like any sane person would

[frank latch]

?

You legitimately have no idea what my system is like bro

[burnt wren]

@low agate also take a look at this please

[hollow garden]

Where is this

[cunning niche]

Enlighten us then

[low agate]

Just because I didn't acknowledge doesn't mean I didn't see

[quick idol]

@low agate biggest questtion of the session so far have we found any new ores in the new continent yet

[low agate]

No

[alpine raft]

wait

why can i ping the developer role

is that an everyone thing?

[burnt wren]

In the map
The dark yellow one

[prime compass]

@hollow garden im at the end of turn 7 and..-6 government am I cooked?

[hollow garden]

@low agate okay so my third action will be that we will indeed fish using our beautiful fishing rods and we will use these sticks to create farming equipment and early tools combined with stone Ig

[frank latch]

thank you for taking the time to educate yourself

[hollow garden]

Lowkey yes

[wraith quarry]

aint no way this guy is speaking like he has a clue

[alpine raft]

@low agate can i make thread and use it to engineer bows

[burnt wren]

Also
After making glasses put them on my new built houses
And for the second act I would like to start a new mine in the mainland and look for silver

[quick idol]

Outdated image but hows this colony doing

[low agate]

You make some basic stone tools and fish a bit

[low agate]

Same

[prime compass]

Im going for dictator so it shouldnt matter much..right

[quick idol]

it looks like the most develop one so far

[cunning niche]

Im asking bow to tell us what his system is?

[quick idol]

Same as what

[low agate]

How will you make the thread

[low agate]

Last time

[hollow garden]

Yippe

[quick idol]

Was last time good

[hollow garden]

@quick idol do you want fish

[cunning niche]

Hemp

[quick idol]

👽

[heavy hornet]

@low agate expand my colony

[quick idol]

i have a lot of fish already

[hollow garden]

Please ercan

[wraith quarry]

you were acting like you did know

[hollow garden]

Think of the poor children

[low agate]

More spiders, but you find more copper

[west path]

'social democracy', which is generally in a capitalist framework. And you are disapproving of socialism.

If you are so enlightened, then tell me: what IS your system like?

[alpine raft]

yk rope can be made from plants n shit

[low agate]

He lives in the arctic

[quick idol]

Bow is right

[quick idol]

this is the only time i will ever say this

[west path]

ur cooked

cut down on spending

drasticall

[burnt wren]

Yee I know send the guards to secure the mine and take out all the coppers

[low agate]

Casualties, as always

[prime compass]

Defund education and increase military 💯

[west path]

mf did so many bold moves he goes into austerity 🙏😭

[west path]

a net loss of 1 government budget

[heavy hornet]

Can I have the corpses

[quick idol]

@low agate dms yet again

[alpine raft]

@low agate what plants are there around me

[burnt wren]

Sorry mate
Gotta use their skins

[quick idol]

for whar

[hollow garden]

@low agate we will create farms indeed to farm and we will focus on these beautiful farms and our proto artisans with our stone tools they will cook pottery and other peculiar things

[prime compass]

Pass the luxury tax and alcohol tax

[burnt wren]

Let's make a deal
I'll give you the next horde
Instead yoy give me coppers

[west path]

I don't see how he can say his system works fundamentally different from capitalism if he is capitalist

[prime compass]

Sign

[hollow garden]

Can I have it

I want to eat it

[burnt wren]

For fancy looking armor and weapons

[low agate]

Not many near the coastal areas of the Arctic, but there's a few ferns, the occasional tree

[wraith quarry]

he isnt

plus he's afk

[heavy hornet]

I have no copper

[west path]

so he can't say he has economic democracy

[quick idol]

@low agate give kleznam free copper because we are good guys!!!

[burnt wren]

Then what yoy have?

[alpine raft]

im pretty sure you can make rope out of ferns

[wraith quarry]

social democracy is better anyways

[quick idol]

we will send a guy called Ea-nāṣir

[heavy hornet]

also Khalix is the one who gets the body who gives it to me in exchange for the products of the bugs

[burnt wren]

Give a status on your inventory

[low agate]

@hollow garden do you accept the copper

[hollow garden]

Jolly

[cunning niche]

@wraith quarry start the “Work or Broke!” Program where we promote broke people to get jobs by building “Job selection centers” where people line up, fill a form out with what their specialties and such and we call them back a few days later with a job that fits them and if they accept that job they get hired and boom more workers

[hollow garden]

My love

[hollow garden]

Yes!

[wraith quarry]

ok

[heavy hornet]

I believe right now I have 20 bodies so I can ship you maybe 100 spears for more bodies

[hollow garden]

@quick idol we will use this copper for good

And we will create a shrine

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden do you want to trade

[low agate]

What will you do with the copper though
You don't have a way to smelt it

[hollow garden]

To this merchant with good copper called Ea nasir

[heavy hornet]

I’d have to give the spears to Khalix first because he has better ships

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 20

[vital latch]

I win

Fuck yeah

[low agate]

Cosmic join in

[hollow garden]

we will create furnaces and get coal to smelt it I think

[vital latch]

whose hosting?

[low agate]

Me

[hollow garden]

yes

[west path]

yeah no pal

democratic socialism better

[alpine raft]

@low agate so can i make rope from ferns

[burnt wren]

Spears made out of what?

[low agate]

You make a small amount

[low agate]

Undisclosed

[heavy hornet]

can’t tell you but it’s better than metal

[prime compass]

@west path im killing ricter btw so..im the good guy

[alpine raft]

use it to engineer bows, and can i make balistas?

[frosty drum]

@low agate

[quick idol]

@low agate been wondering whats in this empty ass island, set up mines and send explorers to explore the rest of the island

[heavy hornet]

In every way

[west path]

true

i hate ricter

[wraith quarry]

disagree always will

[low agate]

You can't make ballistas rn

[vital latch]

@low agate In an attempt to increase food production attempt to gather large amounts of food, worms, and make a little bit of string. Attempt to use these items to make fishing rods which we can use to gain more fish. Make some fishing spears for this purpose as well, this will hopefully work as we are an island asterisk.

[low agate]

Ok

Holy cow so much...

[west path]

don't care

[prime compass]

Is there a way to have soll support you in the bathroom btw

[heavy hornet]

@low agate

[quick idol]

Arent you gonna quit and join the NFP at the end

[prime compass]

Why is bro so rude

[alpine raft]

i mean theres not that big of a conceptual break, a ballista is just a big ass bow

[heavy hornet]

I go there too

[quick idol]

This fr?

[cunning niche]

Everyone should be Gaddafist

[west path]

be the greatest sollist known to man

and don't reform the constitution

[prime compass]

No!

[quick idol]

@low agate blockade the island 👽

If its fr

[low agate]

Ok

[prime compass]

Zamn...i still let him keep the member of honour

[quick idol]

dude accuses me of aggression and then does this

???

[low agate]

Ok chill to let me catch up on actions

[prime compass]

With no changes

[west path]

not a fan i prefer democratic socialism

[prime compass]

I am!

[west path]

the people must decide their livelihoods

[burnt wren]

Hmmmm
Okay deal

[heavy hornet]

Throw cheese at ercans ships

[west path]

ur not cause he doesnt approve of you

[burnt wren]

@low agate ship the bodies to @heavy hornet

[prime compass]

I hate bluds
I hate the PFJP
I hate Rumburg
A morgna wes core
Vectern sis da

[quick idol]

He means human bodies

[low agate]

You mine some rocks with your basic stone tools, attempting to make some furnaces

[prime compass]

He is still my hero

[hollow garden]

At least you don't hate the WKB or the CSP or the red youth

You are a patriot

[prime compass]

Better than...Alphonso

[prime compass]

I increased threshold to 15%

[hollow garden]

Were our attempts successful

[prime compass]

Dont worry

NFP will not be affected

[quick idol]

@low agate dms action

[cunning niche]

@wraith quarry since theres no one called gaddafi in fish mw our ideology is called Imamalism

[low agate]

I'll just bunch this into "you make some fishing rods and stone spears, catching some fish"

[low agate]

Sort of

[hollow garden]

We will start smelting this high quality copper

[frosty drum]

@low agate How is my nation doing

[hollow garden]

It's a marvelous copper

[burnt wren]

I meant corpses of the spiders

[low agate]

Tied for best

[quick idol]

No you mean corpses of humans you murdered for fun

[wraith quarry]

can't wait to not remember that

[low agate]

You put it in some basic furnaces

[hollow garden]

He is satanic

[hollow garden]

I have a feeling that this won't end well

[vital latch]

@low agate With food now much less of an issue, attempt to organize our government. We will create a castle for our king who will have absolute power (not worth dividing power when our population is so low). The first king will be elected by the population (Can I detail who the king is?)

[prime compass]

@hollow garden my constitutional reforms passed with 179-72 and 6 votes!

[frosty drum]

@vital latch Do you want to trade

[burnt wren]

@low agate I wanna build a simple stone wall around my capital city

[vital latch]

Are we ABLE to trade?

[hollow garden]

Rigged

[low agate]

Not enough tech to make castle yet, but you give him a better hut than the others

[frosty drum]

I am your neighbor

[prime compass]

Also frens ricter is gonna die

[frank latch]

so
to begin
the Terronein Republik practices Social Democracy
to the extreme
We grant direct protections to workers unions that operate in a democratic system in order to represent the workers of local regions.

We subsidize both agriculture and small businesses and control prices for specific products (mostly in agriculture) in order to ensure stable prices and ensure farmers earn enough to live.

We break up large corporations and trusts when they begin to control too large a share of the market to prevent their total control of it.
We also run some state owned corporations in order to help set standards, keep prices fair and establish a baseline for others base off of for certain industries. Such as Oil

We also subsidize businesses in overseas and or resource poor territories to prevent corporations from taking advantage of those territories and monopolizing their markets. These territories may request additional subsidization for this purpose and as an attempt to build up their own domestic industries. Which operate nearly to independent territories.

[prime compass]

I told Karl to kill him

[frank latch]

I'm probably forgetting a bunch

but

[prime compass]

Chat is this text wall?

[frank latch]

Map wars related

[prime compass]

I tink

[frank latch]

is void

[vital latch]

Can't we make like a mini castle? Piling big rocks onto eachother to make a few towers and a few other rocks to make some walls?

[prime compass]

Ok BoW

[low agate]

You put rocks in your wood wall

[prime compass]

I will allow it. Just vote for Andrej Tamur.

[low agate]

Maybe

[hollow garden]

@low agate Improve our farming techniques
And do crop rotation and get our fishermen to lock in to increase our fishing yields

[alpine raft]

@low agate expansion

[hollow garden]

@vital latch can u send donations to poor children in kleznamia

[burnt wren]

Okay now liagen to this
I use woods as the walls skeleton and crush the rocks and mix them with water and put them on the woods like concrete

[low agate]

Your fishers do indeed lock in

[heavy hornet]

@low agate colony expansion

[prime compass]

@hollow garden @hollow garden repli

[quick idol]

Which

[hollow garden]

Meh

[heavy hornet]

the only one

[low agate]

Maybe hosting with like 7 players was a bad idea

But we ball

[hollow garden]

I only care about socialists in Sordland

[quick idol]

Where

[frosty drum]

@low agate can I make Stone walls

[prime compass]

Im gonna invade Rumburg

[hollow garden]

Jolly is an evil imperialist

He has many many colonies

[burnt wren]

@low agate then I will use rocks to connect the concrete coulmn

[low agate]

Try it

[hollow garden]

I'm crying from how much this affects me

Emotional wise

[quick idol]

we are from the tropics, its in our blood

[low agate]

Slightly better

[heavy hornet]

find out yourself colonized that colonized more and worse

[prime compass]

Ok i go now
Turn 8 calls

[hollow garden]

What point of the game are you at rn

[frosty drum]

@low agate Try and make stone walls

[quick idol]

@low agate map 👽

[quick idol]

whar were you trying to say

[burnt wren]

Okay now add towers to it so soldiers can guard the city walls

[frank latch]

@hollow garden would you like to redeem yourself in 20 questions?

[prime compass]

Klez if he could read...turn 8

[low agate]

About the same as john

[prime compass]

I would

[heavy hornet]

I took an uninhabited area and ercan has colonized me

[low agate]

Guard it from what

[hollow garden]

Real

[quick idol]

Literally wdym

[low agate]

You live in a jungle

[frank latch]

k
ask away

[quick idol]

You are not colonized

[low agate]

The only real dangers come from your caves

[hollow garden]

I meant at the story

I don't remember what each turn means

[prime compass]

Arent you asking

[prime compass]

Ok

[frank latch]

no?

[burnt wren]

Enemy soldiers(in the future) bugs(if they come out) rebels

[heavy hornet]

you have a blockade and I can’t take any more islands

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
I send franc to military school
The scandal is soon...
Constitutional reforms and stuff
Alliance with NFP

[hollow garden]

@low agate Build granaries and get the pottery out artisans made to store excess food to prevent it from going bad 🗣️ 🔥

[prime compass]

Do you believe in the forceful removal of the terroneiks

[quick idol]

PEAK

[hollow garden]

No child in kleznamia will starve anymore

[quick idol]

ok time for the other island

[frank latch]

read the message you replied to

[prime compass]

Klez pls repli

[heavy hornet]

when did he get that other island

[hollow garden]

Mr Ercan what's your opinion on the giant sea leviathan next to you

[prime compass]

What

[low agate]

With what clay

[quick idol]

@low agate ahats in here

[prime compass]

BoW you are on the list

[hollow garden]

I see

[quick idol]

His name is jimbo

[frank latch]

Good

I like lists

[low agate]

Island

[prime compass]

Ok!

[quick idol]

Yea but whar is in the island

[low agate]

Island stuff

[heavy hornet]

evil colonizers

fascist

[prime compass]

@hollow garden i ordered the assasination of frens ricter too

[hollow garden]

I-I don't know

[quick idol]

explore the north of it since we havent

[burnt wren]

@low agate
Can I ask you to fully stone build the houses in the whole nation?
Give it a cooldown

[frank latch]

though
for some reason
the people whom lists I keep ending up on
seem to disappear randomly

[quick idol]

"Man these colonizers are so evil"
-the other colonial nation

[frosty drum]

@low agate did you check dms

[low agate]

I'll make you have a cooldown on expansion+infrastructure
15 minutes

[burnt wren]

That's okay

[burnt wren]

Btw
Can you look for marble?

[low agate]

Caves

[frank latch]

Fish MW reference?

[hollow garden]

@low agate get scouts to explore river and lake beds to find areas where the soil feels sticky and THEN snatch this soil to use it for our pottery

[quick idol]

@low agate whar did we find

[low agate]

Ok

[hollow garden]

@quick idol Father Ramanov

[low agate]

Trees

[hollow garden]

Can we buy clay

[quick idol]

fish mw anti-imperialists all just support the other empire

[quick idol]

@low agate yea give this guy clay

[burnt wren]

Yee go on and mine for marbles (and the guards)

[low agate]

Least moral people on the map are definitely ercan and john

[quick idol]

if theres nothing on the ground then there must me something under it

set up mines

we yearn for the mines again

[quick idol]

Mf jolly:

[low agate]

What

[quick idol]

he summoned jimbo to block my expansion

wdym

[heavy hornet]

I colonize less and I colonize uninhabited areas

[burnt wren]

what you mean by that

[low agate]

You murdering the pandas for food

[burnt wren]

@low agate did i get the spears from jolly?

[hollow garden]

When I become big I will colonize everywhere

[heavy hornet]

Most evil

[quick idol]

all areas are uninhabited bro

[hollow garden]

I will become a big shot

[frosty drum]

I'm extremely Moral

[burnt wren]

Yes
That my only source of food
And also
I'm breading them so I can eat them all the time

[low agate]

You haven't found any ercan

[heavy hornet]

especially after you deport people

[quick idol]

@low agate speaking of jimbo has he awakened

[low agate]

No

[quick idol]

i literally didnt say to do that

it just happened

[spring bison]

fascism

[hollow garden]

@low agate create stone and copper axes and start cutting the forests near us for wood in lumbering camps

Create like 3 lumbering camps

We need woodes

[low agate]

Event!
Something flies over the seas, heading to a different part of the map...

[heavy hornet]

then what didn’t you plan do with my people

[burnt wren]

@low agate did I find any marble?

[quick idol]

@low agate is there?

[low agate]

You live in a savannah so there's not really forests

[frosty drum]

UFO

[hollow garden]

Crazy

That's a dragon

[quick idol]

I planned to just leave them there

[knotty cosmos]

Clearly a weather balloon

[low agate]

Maybe maybe not

[heavy hornet]

I’m sure they’d be glad under a fascist regime

[burnt wren]

I can give you woods if you want

[hollow garden]

Do we have exotic animals here

[cerulean siren]

Yeah that why ive been busy recently

[spring bison]

fascism
1- price control
2- "break up large corporations"
3- state owned companies

[quick idol]

We arent fascist tho

Also we have the same system

👽

[low agate]

Ask skillerz what he's found

[cerulean siren]

Her name is alice

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum

What did u find

[quick idol]

@frosty drum whar did you

[cerulean siren]

Thank you !

[hollow garden]

Thank you I will give you something back in this trade

[frosty drum]

@low agate dms

[hollow garden]

would u like exotic animal hides and tusks

[heavy hornet]

ercan gives me Serbia vibes

[frank latch]

4- Unions

[cerulean siren]

Yeah I was lucky ig

[burnt wren]

Can you look for camels?

[hollow garden]

Or wait are tusks ivory

What is ivory

[hollow garden]

I will try

[spring bison]

not fascist

[hollow garden]

Do you want them alive

[burnt wren]

Dude but I can't still believe that you're a girl (and pregnant)

[burnt wren]

Thanks
Find some and send me a pair of male and female

[hollow garden]

Congrats twovo

[quick idol]

why are you just spreading propaganda lol

[hollow garden]

Skillerz what animals did you find

[quick idol]

@low agate guess what

Dms

[hollow garden]

Tell me please

😔 ✊

[heavy hornet]

we’re never getting the avatar mw are we

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/emesis-blue-tf2-team-fortress-2-jane-doe-soldier-gif-5823670898662900142

[hollow garden]

@low agate what are they

[quick idol]

Or daxos

Or internal mw

[spring bison]

@frank latch define "large comporation" and how you plan not to cause an financial crisis as a result of nationalizing a significant company and dividing it up simply because you lack regulations to stop them from getting that big in the first place

[hollow garden]

Or north pole mw

[quick idol]

Why are we still talking about this

[hollow garden]

Twovo trying not to cook heat challenge

(impossible)

[quick idol]

Theres a different mw happening 👽

[spring bison]

I dont care

[hollow garden]

Fish mw yap

[quick idol]

Its gone too far

[burnt wren]

@low agate
Wanna upgrade my court system
From eye witnesses to evidence+eye witnesses

[quick idol]

🙏

[spring bison]

and bow is not playing me thinks

[low agate]

Ok

[heavy hornet]

But leaving it in the freezer never to be eaten

[hollow garden]

H-halo

Are these animals forbidden to mention

Is this why no one is telling me

[heavy hornet]

Oh they’re hell creatures

Essentially

[quick idol]

Flying jimbo

[hollow garden]

Okay nvm I don't think we are going to hunt these guys

[burnt wren]

Can you get a bunch of tigers and feed them with fish and try to breed them
So I can use them in wars

[hollow garden]

We will look for an animal that can work for transportation

[heavy hornet]

John does sort of

[low agate]

He's talking about the jungle spiders

[hollow garden]

Oh I have different animals?

[low agate]

Wild

[hollow garden]

Do I have animals like camels

This is my dream

[cerulean siren]

Thanks

[hollow garden]

Crazy

[spring bison]

@burnt wren spawn somewhere random and immediately start developing weapons of mass destruction

[cerulean siren]

Avatar MW in 2025 😂

[hollow garden]

It was peak

[heavy hornet]

sorry for mentioning peak

[hollow garden]

You cooked hard

[low agate]

Dm

[hollow garden]

@cerulean siren will it happen again one day

Everyday I weep

Thinking of avatar mw

[burnt wren]

Yes

[spring bison]

kleznam shut up

[burnt wren]

I've already spawned

[alpine raft]

what the fuck

[spring bison]

you should host YOUR avatar mw instead

[alpine raft]

im here

[spring bison]

youre so lazy klez

you disgust me

[alpine raft]

@low agate can i use rafts to go to the islands north of me that will be hotter?

[burnt wren]

@low agate
Updates on tigers

[hollow garden]

@low agate send scouts and explorers to see the fauna we have in our beautiful region

Tell me in dms what we found

These are secrets of the state

Confidential information

[low agate]

It's the arctic so they won't be much hotter

[hollow garden]

😔

[hollow garden]

When I discovered the weakness of my flesh

It disgusted me

[cerulean siren]

Daxos is on the way truat

Trust

March 30th

Daxos

And Internal MW 2

[spring bison]

why is kleznam developing nekcrop syndrome

[cerulean siren]

All on thr same day

[hollow garden]

@burnt wren are you interested in Llamas

[alpine raft]

they should be a little hotter and foster more plant life

[hollow garden]

I don't know what that is but no

You are projecting LeBron

[spring bison]

schizophrenia

[hollow garden]

YOU are developing nekcrop syndrome

[cerulean siren]

Maybe even an Ant War and Avatar MW revial for a finale

[burnt wren]

What is that

[spring bison]

nope btw

[frosty drum]

@low agate I gtg for an hour
Do the past expansion actions slowly in dms

[low agate]

@alpine raft are you sure they'd be hotter

[burnt wren]

Yes
New source of food

[alpine raft]

its more north, i thinkt hey should be hotter

[burnt wren]

I'll send a transport ship full of woods

[spring bison]

@hollow garden

[alpine raft]

what is nekcrop syndrome

[heavy hornet]

it’s when you check your dms

[quick idol]

@low agate expand southwards in our mainland

Its time to focus on that

[alpine raft]

aight man calm down

[burnt wren]

@low agate chop down a shit ton of woods and send it to @hollow garden and in return get 2 pair of male and female Llama

[low agate]

It'll take a while

[hollow garden]

One sec

[burnt wren]

@heavy hornet Dude
Wanna trade the bodies?

[hollow garden]

I'm still capturing them

[burnt wren]

Capture them

[cerulean siren]

March 30th will go down in History for Twovo Mapwars.

• Daxos (March 29th)
• Avatar MW revival Finale (March 30th)
• Internal MW 2 (March 30th)

Just wait and see

[burnt wren]

Btw please expand and occupy the whole square like peninsula that I newly landed on

[spring bison]

what

[hollow garden]

@low agate okay so first we will create animal farms with these pigs and sheeps
And THEN we will use the wool from these sheeps to create the wire of bows and make bows and we will also create Spears with the tip being sharp stone
Now we will study the rhinos and llamas and their resting spots, behaviour and migration shenagaings

[spring bison]

fuck you bro

we need the whole week of daxos

this is illegal

[hollow garden]

Is this real

[heavy hornet]

hold on I have 80 people doing me

[spring bison]

I will be sending 10 merc ops to assasinate you

[cerulean siren]

For the first session

[cerulean siren]

Yes

[burnt wren]

HUH 💀💀💀💀

[spring bison]

wow

[hollow wasp]

@low agate hello I have appeared

[heavy hornet]

Yeah sure

[hollow wasp]

What the silly

[heavy hornet]

More is always better

[low agate]

Ok, just whatever you said more basic I guess

[hollow garden]

Is bro that tiktoker

[low agate]

Finally

[hollow wasp]

Homework 🤷‍♂️

[hollow garden]

Create sheep and pig farm
And then create bow and spear

Sorry for yap

I have to yap

[burnt wren]

Yooo bro
Wanna trade?

[hollow garden]

But I have no mouth

[low agate]

Basic farms
Better spears
Some string from wool

[quick idol]

@low agate build more coal mines and upgrade our furnaces fr

[hollow wasp]

Idk where u are on the map

[hollow garden]

nice nice

[prime compass]

I have no mouth and I must scream

[hollow garden]

yes belemin

@hollow wasp lad hii

[prime compass]

I have no rights and I must protest

• stupid bluds

[burnt wren]

I'm the dark yellow one
I occupied 2 islands one big kne small

[hollow wasp]

@hollow garden opinions on peeling eggs?

[hollow garden]

The brave bludish fights against his oppression

[hollow garden]

I like to do it

[low agate]

@hollow wasp be careful in caves btw
There's hellspawn

[burnt wren]

Can I grow my population larger

[prime compass]

You are breaking my heart

I think

[hollow wasp]

You monster!

[quick idol]

Do the dms

[low agate]

Populations are sent at the end

[prime compass]

I am gonna divorce you

[hollow garden]

@low agate it's time for our masterplan
Begin poaching these rhinos and get their meat to eat and their tusks for ivory
And begin capturing llamas to use as transportation animals and send a male and a female to @burnt wren

[hollow wasp]

@low agate get better boats

[heavy hornet]

Plans are falling into place

[low agate]

The rhinos fight back

[hollow garden]

I'm getting Diana

[low agate]

You upgrade your rafts

[prime compass]

@hollow garden do you wanna see the ads i get

[hollow garden]

Crazy

[prime compass]

NO

Not Deana

[burnt wren]

Okay

[hollow garden]

Did we succeed

[prime compass]

Deana is so sweet

[hollow wasp]

Ok train the boys in phalanx formations

[hollow garden]

Or did the rhinos murk us

[prime compass]

Better...

[low agate]

As for llamas, you bring some back

[quick idol]

@low agate dms very important secret action...

[prime compass]

@hollow garden in suzerain

[hollow garden]

I'm not taking Franc

[low agate]

Ok

[hollow garden]

Sure Ig

[low agate]

@hollow wasp I'd recommend not fighting the tigers

[hollow garden]

Did we give john the goods

[prime compass]

Dms

[low agate]

John's boat has arrived

@burnt wren exchange your stuff

[hollow garden]

Yippe

[low agate]

What are you giving

[hollow garden]

I'm giving a couple of male and female Llamas

[low agate]

@burnt wren what are you giving klezna

[burnt wren]

I give him a shit ton of woods

[hollow wasp]

Fighting belemin frfr

[low agate]

Ok

[hollow garden]

Thank you john

[burnt wren]

I return he give me male and female Llama

[hollow wasp]

@low agate upgrade my boats to be able to cross the ocean

[burnt wren]

Your welcome

[low agate]

You get basic boats, not enough to completely cross though

[low agate]

Ok

[ionic storm]

@quick idol Check. Your Direct Messages.

[hollow wasp]

Can I upgrade them more to cross?

[hollow garden]

@low agate where is the nearest forest to us

[low agate]

It'll take advancements

[low agate]

Idk

You're in a savannah

[hollow garden]

Insane

[hollow garden]

I mean like any island?

[burnt wren]

@hollow wasp okay uhhh I'm gonna go for improving my navy
First build more transport ships
I'll be trading more and more

[hollow wasp]

Ok expand more along the coatline going north

[hollow wasp]

👽 ping halo

[hollow garden]

Does this island have wood

[quick idol]

do NOT

[hollow garden]

😔 ✊

[alpine raft]

@low agate dms

[quick idol]

i recommend against that

[burnt wren]

Wrong ping

[hollow wasp]

Oh ok

[hollow garden]

C-can I set it up as an ercanian colony and just get the wood

[burnt wren]

@low agate okay uhhh I'm gonna go for improving my navy
First build more transport ships
I'll be trading more and more

[hollow garden]

You can get everything else

[low agate]

Ok hold on actions

I gotta do something

[quick idol]

you can just buy it from me or something

[hollow wasp]

@hollow garden I live in a jungle let’s be friends Fr

[ionic storm]

s

[hollow garden]

Bet

I'm addicted to wood

[burnt wren]

Everybody stop

[hollow garden]

Like how a cat is addicted to catnip

[hollow wasp]

I have lots of it

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lazy-done-catnap-gif-12907056837760973813

[heavy hornet]

Sea salt I need you sea salt

[hollow garden]

Are you sure about that?

[quick idol]

@frosty drum revive and check dms

Very classified information

[heavy hornet]

WHERE IS SEA SALT?

[quick idol]

Its about my rumburg-style secret nuclear weapons program

[hollow garden]

@quick idol do you want to set up a trade route

Like this

[quick idol]

@heavy hornet Dont accept any whistleblowers

[hollow garden]

I think

[quick idol]

I approve

[hollow wasp]

@low agate expand along the coats further north and take over more of the island. Chop down some trees and use them to upgrade my boats to cross the water

[burnt wren]

Where did he go bruh

[hollow garden]

@low agate I will create a dirt road between me and Ercana
Our merchants will use llamas chariots to quickly cross this MASSIVE distance

[burnt wren]

@alpine raft dude plans have changed
I'm giving you the corpses

[low agate]

I had to talk to dcfs

[hollow garden]

What are these corpses bro

Everyone mentions them

[hollow garden]

Are they the corpses of the angels

[alpine raft]

vro what

[hollow wasp]

@hollow garden

[low agate]

Hellspawn

[burnt wren]

Yoy mean the scoropiders?

[hollow wasp]

@low agate

[burnt wren]

Jolly told me to give you the bugs

[hollow garden]

I have copper, wool, pig sheep and llama meat and some ivory

[alpine raft]

yn dms

[hollow garden]

Do any of these interest you Mr lad

[hollow garden]

Insane

[hollow wasp]

I will buy copper and ivory mr klezna pls ‘n ty

[quick idol]

@low agate dms

[burnt wren]

@low agate can you check dm

[quick idol]

@low agate btw did you do the mainland southward expansion

[cerulean siren]

U drew this?

[low agate]

Yes

Shush with the expansion actions chill out

[hollow wasp]

@low agate I wanna upgrade my boats. Expand on my island and trade with klez for copper and ivory (he gets timber)

[heavy hornet]

@quick idol leave the island fr fr

[quick idol]

you leave first

[burnt wren]

I fight with these everyday

[low agate]

Neither of you have boats to travel to each other

But

You make some improvements

[hollow garden]

😔

Forever apart

[hollow wasp]

It’s a pretty short distance and sheltered by islands, could we make it in little jumps?

[hollow wasp]

Not for long Fr

[hollow garden]

@low agate search our lands for any ores or places that we can establish mines

[quick idol]

@low agate hows our mainland doing 👽

How developed is it

[low agate]

You dug holes

[heavy hornet]

good

For now…

[low agate]

You got stuff from your other islands because of easy transport

[hollow garden]

oh we can't do this yet?

[quick idol]

why do you have beef with me

[hollow garden]

sad

[hollow wasp]

@low agate what animals live in the jungle?

[hollow garden]

He is jealous fr fr

[quick idol]

Peak, use all these resources to significantly develop our mainland

we have the resources

gotta love colonialism

[low agate]

Tigers (live in groups in this scenario)
Monke
Capybara
Bugs
Birds
Rodents
Fish
Scoropiders (caves)

[hollow garden]

CAPYBARA

Yooo

[low agate]

Scoropiders are very dangerous

[burnt wren]

@low agate
Prepare my ships and crew for the cold weather of arctic
We have a trade deal

[hollow wasp]

Bro changed tiger behaviour to spite me 😭
Anyways begin slowly domesticating capybaras

[low agate]

Just one of them could destroy an unarmed village

[burnt wren]

No shit 🥀🥀🥀

[quick idol]

@low agate how is this going

[hollow wasp]

I will….stay out of the cages then….

[low agate]

Maybe

[heavy hornet]

It’s the taking my islands and spiral territory overall

[low agate]

Well if you're armed, then you'll take way less casualties

[burnt wren]

@low agate btw after doing this sail to @heavy hornet

[low agate]

Ok

[heavy hornet]

Colony

Not mainland

[quick idol]

What spiral territory

[burnt wren]

Check dms please

[hollow wasp]

@low agate start a program to domesticate capybaras

[heavy hornet]

Spiral archipelago

[hollow garden]

@low agate we will invest serious effort into our search
We will check riverbeds and we will search for strange rocks and break suspicious stones and we will use fire to melt interesting ones

[prime compass]

Oh no!

[low agate]

Ok

[hollow garden]

Ores

If we don't find by these efforts

[low agate]

Bet

[hollow garden]

Then no luck in this front

[low agate]

I respect it

[prime compass]

@hollow garden @quick idol who could have done this ...

[hollow wasp]

@low agate btw are scorpionriders lurking in mines too?

[quick idol]

Why did the BFF do this?

[low agate]

They come from deep pits in caves

[burnt wren]

Look for marbel in my new mine

[hollow garden]

54 times?? 😭 😭

Poor guy

[hollow wasp]

But hypothetically can I mine and be chill?

[prime compass]

This is why Operation Bear Trap was important

[hollow wasp]

Or do I just die

[low agate]

As long as you stay away from deep pits, yeah

[prime compass]

Not enough

Ok bye

[heavy hornet]

I could send some spears but I would like any bug corpse you get

[hollow garden]

I have no idea what scorpionriders are but stay away from them bro

[burnt wren]

Don't go too deep
If you wanna go deep
Bring soldiers with yourself

[low agate]

Scoropiders

[hollow wasp]

Oh ok. Start a mining operation to get bronze and tin. Look for them on the surface too (should be pretty common rn)

[hollow garden]

They do NOT sound pleasant

[hollow wasp]

I have spears Dw

[hollow wasp]

I will export them to ercan Fr

[heavy hornet]

oh no not regular spears

[hollow wasp]

?

[low agate]

Tin has currently only been found in the mountains, which khalix and skillerz have land in

[heavy hornet]

Better than metal

[quick idol]

@low agate new expansion idea

[hollow garden]

Bronze is created from copper and tin

[quick idol]

do that

[heavy hornet]

In every way

[alpine raft]

@low agate can i do some expanding

[heavy hornet]

aside from rarity

[hollow wasp]

Mb I got confused

[hollow wasp]

Wdym? Magic or something?

[hollow garden]

It's ok I used to make that mistake too

Until bow told me about it one day

[heavy hornet]

No just a special exclusive to my nation material

[hollow garden]

@frank latch you did it

[burnt wren]

@low agate did I find any marble?

[hollow wasp]

@low agate what are the resources in my nation like?

[low agate]

Not as much as john rn

[hollow wasp]

Send me some Fr (where r u?)

[low agate]

But same stuff

You just gotta get it

[hollow garden]

Real

[hollow wasp]

What is it tho?

[quick idol]

@low agate what resources are in there btw

[low agate]

@burnt wren tell him

[quick idol]

is it the same shit?

[wraith quarry]

checks DMs btw

[heavy hornet]

I have a colony near you I think

[low agate]

Savannah

[heavy hornet]

Your near ercans place right

[hollow wasp]

No I’m jungle

[burnt wren]

What is what?

[quick idol]

we still havent found any new ores there... set up mines

[low agate]

@alpine raft a boat pulls up to your nation

[quick idol]

We YEARN for them

[heavy hornet]

Ercans colony

[burnt wren]

Can toy answer my questions?
Did I find marble?

[heavy hornet]

I mean

[low agate]

The pit

[prime compass]

Rest in Shit Liberal

[quick idol]

Thats in a savanna

[hollow wasp]

What are resources like in our nations rn?

[hollow garden]

What will you mine tho

[alpine raft]

i welcome it

[quick idol]

why do i always find savanna's

[burnt wren]

Beuh

[quick idol]

in minecraft and here

[heavy hornet]

@low agate map?

[quick idol]

99% of the time near my minecraft spawn is a savanna

whats with this savanna curse

[burnt wren]

Yoy have to know it yourself
We're in bronze age right now

[hollow wasp]

@heavy hornet

[low agate]

What about it

[hollow wasp]

Yeah but like can u tell me 👽

[heavy hornet]

I thought you were the light gree

[quick idol]

@heavy hornet You kinda look like hawaii

[burnt wren]

Look for pineapple and banana and maybe panda

[heavy hornet]

n

[hollow wasp]

Jolly was wondering where I was

[heavy hornet]

yes sadly

[low agate]

Magic

[quick idol]

You should make pizza

[heavy hornet]

I’m being colonized too

[hollow wasp]

@low agate do I have pineapple and banana?

[frank latch]

what did I do

[burnt wren]

Well for now there is copper
Cocoa banana monkey panda pineapple scoropiders and stone

[low agate]

Nearby

[hollow wasp]

Can I start farms?

[hollow garden]

Did the kleznamians find anything

[alpine raft]

@low agate what about the boat

[quick idol]

@low agate any new ores?

it WILL happen

ONE DAY

[hollow garden]

You made me know that bronze is made from copper and tin

[prime compass]

@hollow garden why would the BFF kill Ricter?

[hollow garden]

Is this common knowledge btw and I was stupid

[low agate]

They pulled up

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/nepunator-cat-grandma-kick-gif-4767192617115356281

[quick idol]

Hopefully that misspelling was not foreshadowing

[alpine raft]

what did i get from it

answer in dms

[hollow garden]

Very mean

[hollow garden]

They killed him because he wasn't radical enough

[hollow wasp]

Nah bro it’s cool

[quick idol]

Radical?

[hollow garden]

You know this is actually real

[frank latch]

oh
lol

[quick idol]

The?

[hollow garden]

One of Russia's tsars was assassinated

[frank latch]

I mean...
yea

[hollow garden]

Because he wasn't reforming far enough

[frank latch]

I thought it was common knowledge

but

[hollow garden]

Indeed

[prime compass]

Dirty liberal

[frank latch]

if you were never given that information
there's no way you could have known it apart from any other metal

[hollow wasp]

Rest in pieces, belemin

[hollow garden]

Well I'm blaming my education system

[prime compass]

Erm

[hollow garden]

They didn't teach me

[prime compass]

Brb

[hollow garden]

😔 ✊

[prime compass]

I need to do some decrees

[hollow garden]

Or I wasn't paying attention

[hollow wasp]

@frank latch do a slur frfr

[quick idol]

Censor the media

[hollow garden]

What decrees will you do Mr President

[burnt wren]

@low agate
Get grass and rose flower and smash them and mix them with water to get colors

[hollow garden]

Why is he trying to mew

[quick idol]

@low agate secret nuclear weapons program progress?

[prime compass]

Let me see which ones are there

[hollow wasp]

@low agate expand to take over more of the island. Expand north on the mainland

[low agate]

No rose flowers
You have
Drug flowers

[hollow garden]

Are these colors edible

[heavy hornet]

@low agate koa trains her thing better

[burnt wren]

Ehhhhh
Look for flowers with different colors

[low agate]

Ok

[low agate]

Drugs

[hollow wasp]

All of them are if you try hard enough?

!*

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
Censor Media
Private prisons
Remove independence from central bank

[hollow garden]

@low agate create a harbour to construct ships and start creating rafts canoes and other early sailing ships

Kleznamia rule the waves

[heavy hornet]

@low agate tierlist of powerful things that aren’t countries

[hollow garden]

We really need a wood colony

[burnt wren]

What color is it?

[heavy hornet]

?

[hollow garden]

Insane

[heavy hornet]

ercan actions

[hollow garden]

What's the point of private prisons anyway

[low agate]

S: Jimbo
A: Scoropiders (however many there are)
B: Bob and Koa

[burnt wren]

I'll five yoy the wood

[hollow garden]

Do these exist anywhere other than the US?

[prime compass]

Shhh

[hollow garden]

Yippe

[quick idol]

These are the only islands i havent explored further to yet

[quick idol]

well i forgot one but you can tell

[quick idol]

@low agate begin exploring those island (+ the one i forgot lol)

[hollow garden]

These isles are rightfully ercanian

[quick idol]

so true...

no they really are

[low agate]

It's hilarious

Knowing

[quick idol]

they are uninhabited

[burnt wren]

@low agate make a farm and breed the Llamas that I got from klenze

[low agate]

None of your plans will work

[frosty drum]

@low agate hi what happened when I was gone

[hollow garden]

Who is halo talking to

[quick idol]

Dms i got news

[low agate]

All these long run plans going on

[west path]

@prime compass i share your racism against Terroe now

[hollow garden]

Is the apocalypse going to happen or what

[hollow wasp]

@low agate develop better ships so I can cross the ocean

[prime compass]

I knew you were one of the good guys

[burnt wren]

@low agate after breeding the lamas and making enough of them create some more games and stop all pa da farms

[hollow garden]

@low agate develop better ships

[prime compass]

Eseron is so peak

[west path]

gobbless

[hollow garden]

yes I copied lad

[low agate]

I'm gonna put cooldowns jeez...

[hollow wasp]

Ladistan rules the waves Fr

[burnt wren]

I can give you sails to put on your boats and turn them into SHIPS

[quick idol]

pause the mw for now and tell us when you're caught up

ong

[low agate]

Aight

[frosty drum]

@low agate map pls

[hollow garden]

@prime compass how is your budget doing

[hollow garden]

Ah

[hollow garden]

yes

[prime compass]

-3

[burnt wren]

@low agate check dms please

[low agate]

Please let me do my stuff bro

Stop rushing

[quick idol]

For now we must discuss something very important

[burnt wren]

Expand north and give me a big chunk of land (put cooldown on it)

[low agate]

This is why I have an F tier bias for you

[burnt wren]

Might be real

[quick idol]

Who owns these

[hollow garden]

🔥

[quick idol]

Who does

[hollow wasp]

Soon, me

[hollow garden]

I will get something to trade for these sails

[prime compass]

Hey I wrote that

[low agate]

They become average boats

[burnt wren]

I do

[heavy hornet]

Nobody

[quick idol]

WRONG

[hollow wasp]

Can I cross the sea?

[quick idol]

YOU'RE WRONG

[prime compass]

It is nice to see that freedom is recognized internationally

Long Live Eseron

Long Live Syrlstaria

[hollow wasp]

Top 10 funniest belemin moments:

[prime compass]

Laugh

[low agate]

Maybe

[prime compass]

Before I order your death

[burnt wren]

@hollow garden look for more animals in your area
I'll give you sails and copper for it

[hollow garden]

Laugh

[low agate]

Not very far though

[prime compass]

@hollow garden repli

[hollow garden]

Labayk

[hollow garden]

Not bad

[hollow wasp]

Try it. Get to klez!

[burnt wren]

Da huh

[prime compass]

I hope to take on some more debt

[hollow garden]

(it means at your service)

[prime compass]

And..do some "reforms"

Ok bye

[hollow garden]

Be careful to not trigger the debt crisis

[quick idol]

Have you caught up

[burnt wren]

Oh yoy mean labeyk

[low agate]

You start your journey

[quick idol]

How do you NOT trigger the debt crisis

[hollow wasp]

And die-

[hollow garden]

Is halo caught up

[hollow garden]

Real

[quick idol]

Well hes doing actions

[low agate]

I'm caught up

Just don't overwhelm me

[prime compass]

I CENSORED THE RADICAL

YES

YES

OH YES

I LOVE DICTATORSHIP IN SUZERAIN!

[burnt wren]

OK ammm I might have some problem with the tigers can yoy get some of these kitties and feed them enough to use them as battle beats?
The last time they all ran away

[quick idol]

@low agate any results?

[hollow wasp]

@normal vessel ban him Fr

[hollow garden]

@low agate set up two outposts here and look for new animals or resources

[low agate]

They ignore you

[prime compass]

@hollow garden i censored the radical...are you proud

Ok bye

[low agate]

Coconut crabs

[hollow garden]

A bit

That is a respectable endeavour

[prime compass]

I will not stop here

Sordland will be free

[quick idol]

👽

Fr though

Is there nothing there

[low agate]

Crab

[hollow wasp]

@low agate are the boys dead yet?

[quick idol]

ok dms

[low agate]

Who

[hollow garden]

Tf is coconut crab

[hollow wasp]

The guys on the boat

[burnt wren]

Try to entertain them and feed them
Gotta train some

[low agate]

No

[hollow garden]

@hollow wasp I'm getting closer

We can meet in the middle

[hollow wasp]

So they’re getting closer…..

[signal tulip]

You could make a crab farm

[hollow wasp]

I might have le boat for the journey we can hope