🎲game-room

[quick idol]

@alpine raft have we taken macedonia yet

[alpine raft]

and as he only has half his army on their border

[frosty drum]

Is belemin france

[alpine raft]

austria gets absolutely violated

[burnt wren]

They are not gonna win the trench war

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft how’s the invasion going?

[alpine raft]

let me map

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft declare war on russia

[burnt wren]

Bruh

[quick idol]

What even is happening rn

[hollow wasp]

Austria getting shit on by honey bee

[prime compass]

Ok

CALM down

Germany and Austria vs russia and serbia

[burnt wren]

Send the the remaining soldiers to dig more trenches and stop the Russians advance and pull back the survived soldiers to put them on use again

[alpine raft]

ok

[quick idol]

we'll advance into serbia cuz austria hungary doesnt know how to

They're cooked

[burnt wren]

Send all my soldiers I'm going all out

[burnt wren]

First i have to recapture my lines of trenches

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren DMS

[prime compass]

Hmmm

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft dms

Bye people

[burnt wren]

@alpine raft I changed my mind
Get out my soldiers from Serbia and send them to Russia

[alpine raft]

ok

[burnt wren]

Time for a counter offensive

[alpine raft]

serbia suicide ofence you

[quick idol]

@alpine raft serbia update!

[alpine raft]

serbia's whole army is basically going into you

[alpine raft]

they managed to hold you

[prime compass]

Even with my Support!

[quick idol]

They're focused on austria rn right?

[alpine raft]

its do or die

[alpine raft]

yes

[prime compass]

Wh

[alpine raft]

they are basically going to the last man

to defend from you guys

[prime compass]

Oh

[burnt wren]

How's that going?

[alpine raft]

they are pushing you

no lines

[prime compass]

Use artillery to pick them apart from afar

[alpine raft]

just going into you

[alpine raft]

it works

you push them a little bit

but it does open them for something

[burnt wren]

retreat a little bit wanna put them into a circle and encircled them

[prime compass]

Oh my GOD

[alpine raft]

tf

[burnt wren]

Tf

[alpine raft]

they are suicide charging you

[burnt wren]

Are yoy sure you're doing it right?

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren Encircle them

[quick idol]

serbia is DONE

[frosty drum]

@prime compass dms

[burnt wren]

I told him he's not doing it

[prime compass]

Uhm ok

[alpine raft]

they went insane

[prime compass]

@burnt wren answer dms pls

[alpine raft]

calm down

[burnt wren]

Did yoy even saw my message

[burnt wren]

Dude I told u to encircl them you're not doing it

[alpine raft]

their entire army is encircled

[alpine raft]

im not a machine

wait

[prime compass]

Semtex pls answer dms

Oh

@alpine raft dms

[alpine raft]

aight

[burnt wren]

Dude I told this 3 times 💀💀💀

[alpine raft]

DUDE IM NOT A FUCKING MACHINE

TELLING ME 3 TIMES

ISNT GONNA MAKE ME DO IT FASTER

wait

[quick idol]

Wait for him to do it bro

[burnt wren]

Crush them I want them dead
Make them get the fuck out of my country

[alpine raft]

serbia is gone

[quick idol]

peak

[burnt wren]

Pick the bayonets

[alpine raft]

are these borders ok?

they are a bit janky

[frosty drum]

No yall are eating it entirely

[alpine raft]

the blue is a bulgarian puppet

[frosty drum]

Nvm it's peak

[burnt wren]

What's my color?

[alpine raft]

white

[burnt wren]

Okay

[alpine raft]

ok

so

@balmy epoch dawg, it went insane

please get here

so

go in on russia time guys?

[alpine raft]

@prime compass you are at war with russia right?

[quick idol]

That part too

[alpine raft]

ok

[prime compass]

No

[alpine raft]

ok

[alpine raft]

fixed

@burnt wren @frosty drum you guys focus on russia i assume

[frosty drum]

Yes

[quick idol]

@alpine raft we hold a military parade to celebrate fucking killing serbia

[alpine raft]

ok

[prime compass]

It is time

@alpine raft map pls

[alpine raft]

your people love it

[burnt wren]

Yes
Can I recruit some soldiers and produce more guns
Also I would like to buy some artillery pieces

[frank latch]

CURSED

[alpine raft]

my players went a lil insane

[frank latch]

what did you guys do to Russia?

[alpine raft]

this worsens your econ ngl

[frank latch]

and serbia

[quick idol]

I killed them

[prime compass]

France is allied with bulgaria

[frank latch]

the fact North Macedonia is Bulgarian though...

[quick idol]

Based

[alpine raft]

russia has spent the entire time you guys spent killing serbia

[burnt wren]

Juat make some and then I can trade and rebuild my eco

[alpine raft]

making insane defences

[alpine raft]

you are at war with russia

dont forget that

[burnt wren]

I know

[frank latch]

is France no longer honoring the Triple Entente?

[burnt wren]

Can I make trenches in enemy territory?

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren dms again

[prime compass]

We did not ally with russia

[quick idol]

Yes

Lol

[alpine raft]

if you push into it yes

[frank latch]

satanic

but understandable...

[burnt wren]

Send all of my soldiers

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren dms

[frank latch]

just
make sure Russia doesn't implode though

[quick idol]

@alpine raft so, asking for no particular reason, how is romania doing

[prime compass]

Hermm

[alpine raft]

i feel like you need to be more afraid of saying all

[prime compass]

@alpine raft dm

[quick idol]

hes gonna get 973937 revolts 👽

[burnt wren]

Hold on don't do anything

[quick idol]

How has he not yet

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft wait for Austrias 2nd action

[alpine raft]

they are good

[burnt wren]

I mean rush in but make fences

[quick idol]

militarily i mean

[alpine raft]

ok

[alpine raft]

worse than you if thats what you are asking

[burnt wren]

And dig trenches

[prime compass]

Nek pls dms

[quick idol]

yeah i think you know what im gonna do

[alpine raft]

this doesnt work at all

[quick idol]

invade romania!!!

[burnt wren]

Thwn just do fences

[alpine raft]

ok

you have good defence now

[alpine raft]

they saw it coming minimal gains

[quick idol]

guh

[quick idol]

@prime compass what if you helped

[burnt wren]

Great
Stay in position
Let's make the defence more powerful

[alpine raft]

what

[prime compass]

Uhm im planning dms

[alpine raft]

ok

sure

[frank latch]

Romania shouldn't be alive lol

[alpine raft]

you guys chillax

[burnt wren]

Stay in position
Make more fences
Layer by layer

[alpine raft]

bulgaria just came out of a war

and they saw it coming

[frank latch]

their borders look paper thin

and misshapen

[rose forge]

wait when did builder become chicken

[frank latch]

like a month ago

[rose forge]

oh ok

[frank latch]

it was Toast's final action

[alpine raft]

blockade of romania

[rose forge]

before he went on break cause ofarm?

[alpine raft]

they are cooked

[frank latch]

uhh...
no

I was making a joke

[rose forge]

oh ok

[burnt wren]

@frosty drum dms

[quick idol]

peak?

[alpine raft]

@quick idol the blockade is no longer effective

[quick idol]

why

[alpine raft]

Because they dont have a coast anymore

[quick idol]

oh lmao

[quick idol]

Peace treaty, i get what i showed you in my claims map™️

[alpine raft]

ok

[quick idol]

Do they accept

[alpine raft]

they accept

[burnt wren]

Is Russia done for?

[quick idol]

peak, dms again

[prime compass]

Oh

@balmy epoch

[burnt wren]

Are Russians dead?

[quick idol]

soon

But so are you

[burnt wren]

My soldiers are still behind their defences

What should I do

[alpine raft]

you meet a secondary wall of defences

[frosty drum]

Shell them and entrench

[quick idol]

Hows moldova

[alpine raft]

Helsinki and st petersburg is so destroyed

they move the capital to moscow

[prime compass]

Who could have done that?

Who could have bombed helsinki and St Petersburg!

[alpine raft]

you made some progress but they made a line to hold you

[burnt wren]

Dude
Are my soldiers still there?

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft how is Russian morale

[quick idol]

and hows my navy rn

[alpine raft]

did you tell me to push ?

[quick idol]

@prime compass help me out here

Im fighting russia now

[prime compass]

Wait

[burnt wren]

No I told you to stay there
Did they get attacked by Russians? Or anything happend?

[alpine raft]

they hate you enough to want to keep fighting

[alpine raft]

exactly

so they are still there

its september guys

[frosty drum]

Let's break their morale further

[alpine raft]

you might want to hurry up

[burnt wren]

Okyso send a small group to help ercan to fight with Russians

[quick idol]

dms again fr

[alpine raft]

ok

you guys are close to connecting the fronts

[prime compass]

Crazy

@alpine raft dm

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren dms

[burnt wren]

Wanna produce winter clothing

[alpine raft]

its winter

[burnt wren]

Good quality winter clothing

[prime compass]

AAA

ITS WINTER

[quick idol]

begin work on winter clothing

@alpine raft for now we'll defend, build defenses on the frontline

@prime compass dms NOW

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft build defenses on the front line

[alpine raft]

the russians had been conscripting millions

[prime compass]

@alpine raft
Start producing thick Winter clothing for my soldiers

[alpine raft]

they had been preparing a secret assault

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-payday2-gif-26377632

[burnt wren]

Send all my newly trained soldiers to where I build fences and add them to the soldiers that are there and build another defensive line

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft @alpine raft dms

[alpine raft]

no winter clothing except skillerz's will be available

[prime compass]

@alpine raft
Dig trenches and start using our artillery to strike from afar...dms

[alpine raft]

millions of russians are at the lines

[quick idol]

@frosty drum send me some

[quick idol]

Thank god i built defenses 👽

[alpine raft]

do you fall back or will you stand to them?

[alpine raft]

will they be enough is the real question

[burnt wren]

Amd also make winter clothes

[quick idol]

i think they'd focus more on germany atleast

[prime compass]

Nek pls dms

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren a lot of your men freeze

im gonna map the russian advance now

[prime compass]

Oh boy

[alpine raft]

im mapping

cant do shit yet

[burnt wren]

Didn't I told you to make wk ter clothes?

Ams send them

[alpine raft]

you did

but it isnt instant

[burnt wren]

I told you before winter dawg

[alpine raft]

you told me a minute before i announced it

[quick idol]

Stop rushing him 🙏

[alpine raft]

basically same time

[quick idol]

Respectfully

You're slowing things for all of us

[alpine raft]

im new to this, and im open to criticism

but cmon man please dont rush me

[quick idol]

only criticism rn is the borders are kinda ☠️

[alpine raft]

im bad at mapping ngl

[quick idol]

dms

[alpine raft]

and its ww1

things are kinda rushed

[alpine raft]

btw its in progress

you guys need to respond fast

[quick idol]

the dms plan is my response

[prime compass]

Sad

[alpine raft]

sevastopol is fucking destroyed

[prime compass]

Lol!

Hmm

What do I do

[frosty drum]

Ok it's not that much

[quick idol]

continue to bombard other coastal cities

[alpine raft]

i was gonna make it worse

[quick idol]

we'll KILL the russian navy

[alpine raft]

but then i thought it was extreme

[alpine raft]

its mostly in the baltic anyways

@balmy epoch vro pull up

[balmy epoch]

I’m not playing

I really don’t feel well

[alpine raft]

oh dip

you good?

[balmy epoch]

sick

[alpine raft]

damn

im gonna continue npc russia then

[prime compass]

Habibi

This is paris

Pls stop

[alpine raft]

bulgarians are in the sevastopol

oh wait

whats that sound

[quick idol]

crimea rightfully belongs to bulgaria

[alpine raft]

and that smell

[quick idol]

no way

[alpine raft]

its angry hungarians @burnt wren

[prime compass]

OOOOOO

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft where is The Saint Petersburg thing

[alpine raft]

oh shit my bad

[frank latch]

in St. Petersburg

[balmy epoch]

if I get better by next session I could join in

[alpine raft]

yeah

il let you be usa

[balmy epoch]

ok

[alpine raft]

cuz russia is getting destroyed

[quick idol]

Thanks to a certain nation below romania

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren they are really well armed

anyways

[prime compass]

And a certain nation north of spain

[frank latch]

Andorra?

[alpine raft]

the germans lose a little more of land @frosty drum the russians are really angry

[prime compass]

Yes

[frosty drum]

Show on map

[alpine raft]

sorry for border jank

doing this fast is difficult

[prime compass]

Hm

[quick idol]

@alpine raft continue advancing in crimea!!

They're focused on germany

[prime compass]

@alpine raft i help him here btw

[frank latch]

Why are you guys trying to recreate ww2 in ww1?

[quick idol]

@alpine raft dms yet again

[alpine raft]

you own crimea now

[prime compass]

France is fighting russia

[frank latch]

on the same side as the Germans

as they technically were in 1941

[alpine raft]

italy joins the war

[frank latch]

unreal

[prime compass]

Against...

[alpine raft]

[quick idol]

crazy

[frank latch]

wth is Bulgaria doing

[alpine raft]

austria-hungary

[quick idol]

bulgaria stuff

[alpine raft]

let me just see where exactly vienna is

[frank latch]

They're trying to reach their homeland

[frank latch]

unreal

this is truly a cursed time line

[quick idol]

The austria hungary guy likes sending all of his army to 1 place

[frosty drum]

And I'm germany

[frank latch]

that's just normal Austria-Hungary

[burnt wren]

I'm back

I was eating

[prime compass]

Hm

[frank latch]

why are you at war with Russia?

[quick idol]

Bulgaria took crimea

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren @quick idol I need yalls support with something

[quick idol]

?

[alpine raft]

i love this, but you guys gotta slow down a bit

[burnt wren]

Okay

[burnt wren]

Fuck

[alpine raft]

but im loving it

and il host for hours ok

ok

continue im all caught up

[burnt wren]

Send soldiers to Germans front

[alpine raft]

you know you are being invaded by italy right?

[burnt wren]

No I didn't know I was eating

[prime compass]

Ill Deal with russia
Go defend against Italy

[quick idol]

Are the hungarians doing their thing

[burnt wren]

Okay

[prime compass]

@alpine raft
Mobilize more troops and send them to the german-russian front

[alpine raft]

oh yeah thanks for reminding me

[burnt wren]

Call all my soldiers from Russia to come back to defend against Italy

[alpine raft]

all?

[burnt wren]

Make fences

[quick idol]

Idea

[alpine raft]

you need to slow down with the alls

[alpine raft]

cool

[quick idol]

If that worked then this will too

[burnt wren]

Should I call all of my soldiers back or no?

[cunning niche]

Ercan Mapwar resurgence?

[quick idol]

this is a stupid idea

russia will KILL you if you do

[quick idol]

To let bulgaria claim its rightful land (crimea)

[burnt wren]

Since I have some recruits in mainland send them all to defend the border and make fences and trenches
Hold the ones that are in Russia in their position and send some of them to Germans front to help them @alpine raft

[alpine raft]

hungarian revolt

well armed

[cunning niche]

How are you so basrf

[alpine raft]

and funded

[burnt wren]

Semd a diplomat and see what's the problem

[alpine raft]

they hate you is the problem

and have been at war for months

with literally 0 progress

[burnt wren]

Can we go diplomatic?

[alpine raft]

maybe

i cant tell you taht

[burnt wren]

Go diplomatic and tell them I f they help end italy
We would back down from the war

[quick idol]

I brb

[burnt wren]

Bruh

[alpine raft]

UKRAINIAN REVOLT

[frosty drum]

ABSOLUTE W

[alpine raft]

@burnt wren the italians and hungarians are VERY close to vienna

[burnt wren]

Encircle them

[alpine raft]

vro

its a revolt

and italy is a solid line

[burnt wren]

Hold the line on italy front
Demolish the hungrians

[alpine raft]

this doesnt work

due to the hungarians being very well funded

like

by at least 1 major power

and a minor

[burnt wren]

Now this is some bullshit

[alpine raft]

how is it bullshit

[burnt wren]

Okay look

Wanna cut through

[alpine raft]

let me iterate this for you

you have russians

millions of them on your door

[burnt wren]

Put them into 2 circles

[alpine raft]

a million italians on your left window

[burnt wren]

AND then kill them all

[alpine raft]

and a bomb called hungary in the middle

[burnt wren]

As I said

Cut them hungrians in half and put them in circle

[alpine raft]

you cant do that

you arent strong enough to handle everyone let alone push

the germans go in on austria

@burnt wren you are dead

[prime compass]

Oh

[frank latch]

why are the hungarians not even in Hungary

[alpine raft]

im bad at mapping

actions paused

mapping austria's collapse

[frank latch]

ah

[burnt wren]

Dude

Before you tear me apart

[frank latch]

I didn't mean to be peculiar
I just thought it was funny

[burnt wren]

About my loss

Did you even do the defensive lines?

Or you forgot

[alpine raft]

BROTHER

IN CHRIST

MY DEAR

YOU HAVE MILLIONS OF RUSSIANS

A FUCKING REVOLT

GERMANS IN AUSTRIA

ITALIANS KNOCKING ON VIENNESE DOORS

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT

[burnt wren]

Well you're in charge now

[alpine raft]

look

[frank latch]

real

[alpine raft]

this is my first mw hosting

[frank latch]

@alpine raft give me the map
I'm hosting now

[alpine raft]

i might be fucking up

[burnt wren]

Weren't Germans my allies

[alpine raft]

dude lemme cook

[alpine raft]

were

[frank latch]

Ik ik
was just joking

[burnt wren]

Heck no

THAT'S betrayal

[alpine raft]

yeah guys

as austria goes out

there's a weird russian guy in switzerland making his way to moscow

[frosty drum]

SEND HIM THERE

[frank latch]

nuke the rail line

[prime compass]

Support him btw

[alpine raft]

the proletariat pulls up

commie time

actions paused for like 10 minutes i gotta map this shit

btw

[frank latch]

@frosty drum I said don't let Russia implode

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren Hello There

[frosty drum]

Just watch me cook

[alpine raft]

tell me what you feeling

[alpine raft]

@quick idol @prime compass

[prime compass]

This is blank for me

Explain what is there..

[alpine raft]

1 to 5

rating

[prime compass]

4.2383

[alpine raft]

yeah thats good

[quick idol]

Im back yall

@alpine raft what did i miss

[frosty drum]

Russia is imploding

[prime compass]

Austria collapses

[frosty drum]

Also austria gone

[quick idol]

You need better mapping skills and better players

fr

A specific guy slowed everything down for us cuz of how fast he wants everything to be

@frank latch rate how cursed this timeline is 1 to 10

[burnt wren]

You betrayed me

[frosty drum]

You were doomed either way

[quick idol]

it was reasonable

👽

[prime compass]

This is War.
@compact talon photo pls

[frank latch]

7

[quick idol]

You were gonna die anyway, we traded our worst ally for 2 better ones

[frosty drum]

?

[prime compass]

Nothing

[quick idol]

we basically won this with russia fucking imploding

[prime compass]

Yes!

[burnt wren]

Shall Russia turn your cities to dust

[alpine raft]

real

im shit at mapping

[frosty drum]

Russia is turning itself into dust

[quick idol]

They got cooked when i attacked

They aint doing shit

[frosty drum]

Also the German Vs Russian front would be insane to see

[burnt wren]

I wish the ultimate winter come

[alpine raft]

gotta restart gimp

kinda crashed it

its fine tho

[burnt wren]

OHHJ MY PCÆÆÆÆÆÆ

@hollow wasp

[frosty drum]

"I mean rush in but make fences" -Austria 1915

@burnt wren

[quick idol]

accurate austrian rp

[alpine raft]

im having some technical issues

mainly

i forgot how the fuck to make the brush smaller

[quick idol]

Guh

[alpine raft]

GOT IT

[burnt wren]

💀💀💀

Bros lost in his own maps

[alpine raft]

ITS IN PROGRESS

[frosty drum]

@burnt wren Remember the German walk into Austria in 1915

[burnt wren]

Can we take new nations again?

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft is it still going?

[alpine raft]

yes

im mapping

its

not pretty

i need to enslave c0smic

[hollow wasp]

What’s happened so far?

@quick idol @prime compass what happened?

[quick idol]

Serbia, russia and austria hungary DIED

well russia and austria hungary not yet

But they are

[hollow wasp]

U good?

Belemin?

[quick idol]

very

[hollow wasp]

Did WW1 kick off?

[alpine raft]

its nearly done

[quick idol]

i won against serbia and romania and im winning against russia

👽

[hollow wasp]

W

[quick idol]

Why would i not be good

[alpine raft]

oh yeah no more russia

[alpine raft]

you arent winning

[quick idol]

Map when

[alpine raft]

theres just no more russia

[hollow wasp]

How is my nation rn? Any change?

[quick idol]

so i just won 👽

[burnt wren]

Can you start the map war already?

[alpine raft]

yeah

[alpine raft]

vro im still hosting

[hollow wasp]

1 hour bro

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft VICTORYYYY

[quick idol]

Nothing

[alpine raft]

MAPPING IS HARD

[quick idol]

wait you are?

HUH

[burnt wren]

Bruh

[hollow wasp]

What about belemin?

[alpine raft]

actions are just paused while i map

il start again after

[quick idol]

he's allied with the central powers

Idk why

but he is

[hollow wasp]

That was literally the plan to begin with. Half 8 irish time. It’s half 7 now 👽

[hollow wasp]

What’s the most recent map?

[alpine raft]

holy shit i just looked at it big picture

its ugly asf

[hollow wasp]

@quick idol also did WW1 kick off in any capacity or just smaller wars?

[quick idol]

it did

[hollow wasp]

Who Vs who and how did it go

[quick idol]

Russia vs France Serbia Germany Italy and Hungary vs Austria Hungary

you can tell which side won

[hollow wasp]

Germany

Damn skillerz……

[quick idol]

oh and i was also in it against serbia and russia

[frosty drum]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[hollow wasp]

Didn’t you kill Serbia way earlier?

[quick idol]

Russia fighting everyone

Austria hungary fighting serbia, then russia and later a hungarian revolt + italy

Bulgaria fighting serbia, romania and then russia

Germany fighting russia (duh)

France backing germany and bulgaria

[quick idol]

yea they lost early

[hollow wasp]

@prime compass you….. switched sides?

[quick idol]

Austria hungary was betrayed

they had it coming anyway

[hollow wasp]

By who?

[quick idol]

me, germany and france

they were doing so bad we decided to just let italy and hungary take them

[hollow wasp]

Lol

Crazy

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp what do you think of Germany

[burnt wren]

Imma come back as Danmark

[quick idol]

Can he do that

[hollow wasp]

#3 nation easily. I take #1 Fr. Ercan the Prussia of the balkans takes #2 and ur #3

[hollow wasp]

Danmark is pretty mid Fr. Become ottomans!

And yes, I copied the spelling mistake

[prime compass]

Hi

[alpine raft]

russia mapping is done

[frosty drum]

Do not....

[hollow wasp]

Hello 👋

[alpine raft]

just need some little thing

[quick idol]

how is bulgaria doing btw

[prime compass]

I didnt betray!

Brb

[alpine raft]

its paused for now

[burnt wren]

Imma take revenge

[alpine raft]

mapping is way more difficult than i espected

[hollow wasp]

Ur with Germany!

[prime compass]

So?!

I only supported Ercan

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp @prime compass @quick idol

[hollow wasp]

U left the bois!

[hollow wasp]

Map is going well btw

[quick idol]

When is that mw fr

[burnt wren]

Imma put my phone into charger @hollow wasp

I'll be back in 30 minutes

[frosty drum]

It's either gonna be a mw or a world build
Size of a decent empire btw

[prime compass]

Nope

[frosty drum]

@prime compass @burnt wren @quick idol

[hollow wasp]

K

[hollow wasp]

Ur hanging out with skillerz now……

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp

[hollow wasp]

Wdym?

What’s the difference

[frosty drum]

What I'm saying is that
Even if you're extremely powerful
You aren't going to be able to Control or be able to influence half the world in your way

So it's constantly changing

[alpine raft]

GENTLEMEN

ITS HORRID

BUT ITS HERE

[hollow wasp]

No I mean what’s the difference between a mw and a world build

[hollow wasp]

Eww

[alpine raft]

i know

i know

[frosty drum]

Didn't we get Ukraine independence though

[alpine raft]

ehhhhhhhhh

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft what are politics like rn? Any wars?

[frosty drum]

You just missed the big one

[hollow wasp]

I was at mass 🤷‍♂️

[alpine raft]

am i bad for saying their commies decided to join the commies

due to also wanting to be commie

[quick idol]

Ukraine disappeared

[frosty drum]

I feel like their independence would be larger than the communists

[alpine raft]

it also wanted to be commie so it joined the ussr

[alpine raft]

im gonna cry

[quick idol]

@alpine raft sign peace with russia

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft invade Greece, treat the people well to increase cooperation

[alpine raft]

its fine

its fine

[quick idol]

Since independent ukraine doesnt exist, do i still have to pay war reparations

[alpine raft]

no

[quick idol]

lol

[hollow wasp]

Why am I getting alien reacted?

[alpine raft]

@prime compass heyyyy

[hollow wasp]

This feels like a decent plan

[quick idol]

@alpine raft we'll support greece in this

[alpine raft]

they accept

[hollow garden]

Lad is hosting?

[hollow wasp]

Ercan we literally talked about this

[hollow wasp]

45 mins, nekrop is hosting rn

[quick idol]

im not gonna follow through lol

[alpine raft]

ok

[hollow wasp]

Son of an ercan….

[quick idol]

I'd rather to have better relations with greece than to have a british puppet as my neighbor

😭

[alpine raft]

@hollow wasp you are met with insane resistance

[quick idol]

you gotta understand that

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft yeah ok go back

cancel it

[hollow wasp]

We’re allies should have been fine

[alpine raft]

its kinda late for that bro

[quick idol]

@alpine raft cuz i want to repair our relations offer greece a trade deal 💯

[hollow wasp]

Ask for a white peace and withdraw troops

[alpine raft]

they demand reparations

[hollow wasp]

How much?

[alpine raft]

who's that

[alpine raft]

a bit

its the usa

[quick idol]

Whar are they doing

[hollow wasp]

If it’s not too much I’ll accept

[alpine raft]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19494422

[alpine raft]

offering economic help

[quick idol]

To?

[alpine raft]

to ANYONE who wants loans and shit

[quick idol]

Hows my economy

[quick idol]

@alpine raft also did greece accept this

[alpine raft]

yeah

[prime compass]

Hi

[alpine raft]

you were involved in a world war

but no fighting on your turf majorly

so you are fine

better even due to new lands

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft start to develop my colonies, treat them well (don’t infringe on native people if they want no part, lay off the racism etc)

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft how's my economy

[prime compass]

What happened

[alpine raft]

gandhi's in india

[prime compass]

@alpine raft what HAPPENED

[alpine raft]

communism

now

who wants us aid?

[prime compass]

Me me me!

[prime compass]

I see

What to do..

[alpine raft]

oh yeah baby

[prime compass]

@alpine raft
How are our roads?

[hollow wasp]

Lay off the violence in India, make it chill to live in Yk. Help with poverty etc

[alpine raft]

good

[alpine raft]

they dont want less violence they want freedom

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft what's the status of germany

[alpine raft]

you can let them simmer or squash

[alpine raft]

violated

[frosty drum]

?

[prime compass]

Always could use improvement
Develop our roads' quality and increase the import of cars from the US

[alpine raft]

you had millions of russians

in you

[hollow wasp]

Would they accept being a dominion? Basically they run internal affairs and I run external affairs

Still in the empire

[frosty drum]

But we won and are peace now
And gained land right

[hollow wasp]

But self governing

[prime compass]

Hows the map

[alpine raft]

for now it's accetable to them

[prime compass]

Autonomy

[hollow wasp]

W

[frosty drum]

Didn't I absorb austria

[prime compass]

Craizy

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft follow that up with developing ports in the west of Ireland to make trade with the US easier

[alpine raft]

oh yeah

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft

[alpine raft]

why would you absorb austria?

[prime compass]

@alpine raft and Action!

[frosty drum]

They speak German
Also ercan agreed to this

[alpine raft]

i didnt see it

it wasnt ercan's call either

[alpine raft]

that is awesome

do you want their economic aid ?

[quick idol]

I just kinda dont care about it

[prime compass]

Establish friendly relations with the US and trade with them

[alpine raft]

as a bribe

for my bad mapping

[hollow wasp]

W, I’ll pass on the economic aid for now, some countries in europe will need it more. Send an Irish wolfhound to the American president as a show of good faith (big ole doggo)

[alpine raft]

im allowing planes and tanks

[hollow wasp]

W

@alpine raft biplanes?

[prime compass]

@alpine raft did u do 😢

[alpine raft]

yes

[alpine raft]

you could do better

[hollow wasp]

Prop planes.

?*

[alpine raft]

yes

[hollow wasp]

Nice!

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft also they never Invaded into German Lands

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft this btw

[prime compass]

Ok
Establish friendly relations with the US president and start increasing our trade with them
Fly to Washington and have a dinner with the president...french Spezialitäten...

[alpine raft]

yeah but you got fucked up

[alpine raft]

yeah

that works awesome

[frosty drum]

Then let's rebuild and use the newly gained lands

[prime compass]

tahts very awesome

[alpine raft]

ok

[alpine raft]

you want us aid?

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft

[wraith quarry]

give me US aid

i hate communism

and are fighting communists

[quick idol]

Start researching them and dms

[alpine raft]

they love it

[hollow wasp]

@wraith quarry what country are u?

[wraith quarry]

Florida

[prime compass]

@alpine raft
Start researching tanks and planes!

[hollow wasp]

I wanna buy a gator

[wraith quarry]

illegal

[frosty drum]

Only some

[wraith quarry]

dont have the permit

[alpine raft]

ok

[hollow wasp]

Pretty please?

[wraith quarry]

i can't

i would if i could

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft are the olympics a thing yet? If not host the Olympics Fr

[alpine raft]

ok

it makes your people love it

[hollow wasp]

Do other nations come?

[alpine raft]

BALKAN ALLIANCE
Romania
Bulgaria
Hungary
Czechs
Greece
yugoslavia
serbia

wait

missclick

[hollow wasp]

@frosty drum @prime compass @quick idol come to the Olympics Fr

[quick idol]

he sent the message before he typed it fully

lmao

[prime compass]

Ok

[quick idol]

i will

[prime compass]

Lets host them in Paris!

[alpine raft]

thats all i believe

[frosty drum]

I will host them in berlin

[hollow wasp]

I’m hosting I said it first 👿

[quick idol]

The next superpower 💯

[prime compass]

Paris>>>>London

[alpine raft]

uk did it first

[hollow wasp]

No, london

[frosty drum]

I'll host the 2nd one

[alpine raft]

maybe

[hollow wasp]

False

[alpine raft]

winter olympics?

[quick idol]

Dont forget serbia btw (they're a puppet state but it counts)

[alpine raft]

oh yeah

and yugo

[prime compass]

@frosty drum @hollow wasp @quick idol
Hey...League of Nations to prevent any dictators from taking power

[frosty drum]

Yes

[prime compass]

Oh

[burnt wren]

NUKE PARIS

[hollow wasp]

I’m in

[prime compass]

It is canon

[prime compass]

@frosty drum @quick idol

[alpine raft]

alrighty

@hollow wasp @frosty drum this brings tourism and money to both of yall

[burnt wren]

Are you hosting?

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft develop fighter planes btw, set up lots of small airbases in England, wales, Scotland and Ireland

[frosty drum]

Nice

[prime compass]

Host the Tour de France btw

[quick idol]

balkan alliance borders

[hollow wasp]

30 mins bro

[hollow wasp]

Woohoo!

[prime compass]

@quick idol @frosty drum
League of Nations btw...

[burnt wren]

Great

[alpine raft]

that gives you very little

[prime compass]

Wow ok

[alpine raft]

next session

[prime compass]

Im calling rigged mw!

[alpine raft]

il end soon btw

maybe 15 more minutes

(i've been hosting for nearly 3 hours)

but im loving it

[hollow wasp]

Is session ending?

[alpine raft]

not yet

[quick idol]

@alpine raft how fast are they recovering from the war

[prime compass]

@alpine raft me and @hollow wasp have decided to create the League of Nations...
An alliance to prevent any dictators from taking power in any country

[alpine raft]

very well with your aid

[hollow wasp]

K

[hollow wasp]

Yeah fair

[alpine raft]

alliance or council?

[hollow wasp]

Sorry my messages are taking a while to send

[prime compass]

Alliance

[hollow wasp]

Council

[prime compass]

It was an alliance

Nope

[alpine raft]

im just ending so you can host

[frosty drum]

@prime compass @quick idol @alpine raft @hollow wasp what else should I add to this map

[hollow wasp]

It also failed miserably

[alpine raft]

i dont wanna hog game room

[hollow wasp]

Thx, wanna join btw?

[prime compass]

Yeah..

[alpine raft]

can you guys pick

[prime compass]

Council

[alpine raft]

ok

[hollow wasp]

So council, like the more successful UN

[alpine raft]

council of league of nations

[quick idol]

Dms i have a plan fr

[prime compass]

More to the east

[prime compass]

Yeah..

[alpine raft]

the ussr is recovering at insane pace

[prime compass]

@quick idol @frosty drum join the League of nations when??

[prime compass]

Invite them to the league öf nations!

💯💯💯

[alpine raft]

they join

[prime compass]

Start trading with them btw

A united europe is a great europe

@frosty drum
Let us..trade pact

[steep merlin]

Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

[prime compass]

The European Trade Pact

[alpine raft]

their ecoñomy flourishes from this

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft reach out to Spain looking for an alliance

[alpine raft]

even better than germany after ww1 irl

[prime compass]

And ours...

[alpine raft]

they say you are neutral

[prime compass]

I mean i think any economy is better than that

[alpine raft]

yours is already trading a lot

[hollow wasp]

Wdym

[prime compass]

Ok just make sure to produce our own brands!

[alpine raft]

not you

they are neutral

misstype

[prime compass]

Cars..clothing

Weapons

[hollow wasp]

Oh ok nvm

[prime compass]

@alpine raft
How are the colonies

[alpine raft]

freedom wanting as ever

[alpine raft]

ok

[prime compass]

Allow them more rights btw...

[quick idol]

@prime compass whar is happening

when did bro form the league of nations

[prime compass]

League of Nations

[prime compass]

I forgor

[alpine raft]

they are content for now

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft invest in jobs in Ireland, try to develop cork, limerick, Galway, Dublin, Clare, Waterford and Belfast

[prime compass]

Yay

[quick idol]

Thats gonna have the same fate as irl league of nations 👽

[alpine raft]

the irish appreciate this

[prime compass]

Shhh its gonna be epic

[hollow wasp]

Nuh uh

[prime compass]

Ercan do you wanna make the mw good or no?

[hollow wasp]

W

[hollow garden]

@alpine raft map?

[prime compass]

Kleza!

You should be italy or spain

[quick idol]

@alpine raft would the other balkan alliance members be interested in joining the league of nations or nah

[hollow garden]

hi beleminaa

[alpine raft]

please dont have an aneurysm

[prime compass]

They should

[hollow wasp]

Klez star appearance!

[alpine raft]

italy is qwas

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft what year is it

[quick idol]

nekcrop's kinda ☠️ at mapping

[prime compass]

Join mw

[prime compass]

Oh

[alpine raft]

they would

[prime compass]

@brittle gust hey hey hey

[hollow garden]

Is this WW1 or WW2

[quick idol]

alright then, lets join it

[alpine raft]

post ww1

[hollow wasp]

1

[hollow garden]

I had an aneurysm btw

[quick idol]

@alpine raft join the league of nations alongside the rest of the balkan alliance

[alpine raft]

we had ww1 in the first session

[hollow garden]

@hollow wasp what nation should I join

[prime compass]

Be spain

[burnt wren]

Hehehehehe

[alpine raft]

i intended for this to be peaceful and a buildup

[burnt wren]

@hollow wasp

[alpine raft]

then it happened

[quick idol]

@hollow garden opinion on the balkan alliance?

[alpine raft]

ok

[hollow garden]

alright

[hollow wasp]

Probably Spain tbh. They’re in a decent position

[hollow garden]

@alpine raft I will indeed be Spain

[prime compass]

Join the League of nations

[alpine raft]

alright

[hollow wasp]

20 mins

[hollow garden]

Very demure

[hollow wasp]

@hollow garden allies Fr

[quick idol]

Define "demure" 👽

[alpine raft]

im ending in less than 10 minutes btw

[prime compass]

League of Nations members:
Spain
France
UK
All of the balkan nations
USSR

@frosty drum join..the League of nations

@alpine raft
What year is it

[quick idol]

😔

[frosty drum]

Why though

[prime compass]

A united europe is a great europe

Trade

Unity

[alpine raft]

i could extend but only if helado is cool with it

[prime compass]

Glory

[quick idol]

you get to vote on stuff that wont do shit but anyway

[alpine raft]

1920

btw im allowing gas too

[quick idol]

@hollow wasp are you

[alpine raft]

forgot to mention that

[quick idol]

👽

[hollow wasp]

I was hoping for half past but if the people have spoken I can def push back

[alpine raft]

yeah thats cool with me

[quick idol]

YES

[alpine raft]

brb btw bathroom break

[quick idol]

PEAK

[prime compass]

@alpine raft yeah
Start producing fighter planes and tanks
Research them aswell and build up from each variant

[hollow wasp]

U host until whenever and then I’ll take over

[alpine raft]

You dont have them yet

But as session has been extendrd

[alpine raft]

You will havr them by today

I promise

[prime compass]

Ok

[quick idol]

@alpine raft have the balkans fully recovered from the war yet

Or atleast close to it

[alpine raft]

they recovered

[hollow wasp]

@alpine raft research more powerful artillery pieces

[quick idol]

ok peak, dms 💯

[alpine raft]

cool

[frosty drum]

Imagine a unified balkans

[prime compass]

@alpine raft
Build tourist attractions across the countryside...
Rebuild the military!

[alpine raft]

that brings you more money

and you slowly rebuild the military